Happy Valentine's Day, fellow lovebirds. Today is the day when Cupid shoots his arrows into your anuses and you fall for the gal or guy of your dreams and you shower them in chocolates and candies and flowers and smooches. NOT ME! I am just and always will be a single, lonely, and loveless fool. Hear me sulk about being anti-valentine and then suck it up with a triple encore consisting of "(It Looks Like) I'll Never Fall in Love Again" by Tom Jones, "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day in observation of the fifth anniversary of the terribly tragic Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting (February 14, 2018), and "All You Need Is Love" by The Beatles to drown away all the previous downers and dreariness.