I watched the FA Cup final which is a couple of hours Iwont get back....I've seen better games in the local park

.I had one too many pints during the Cup Final (to ease theboredom) and fell asleep during the Eurovision SongContest....I woke up at the start of the results with GrahamNorton talking over the presenters....someone should haveput a gag on him.....I was glad that Ukraine won whichshowed that the world are behind them.....we came secondwhich made a change.

Kier Stermer's pathetic attempt at "integrity"was a joke andan insult to our intelligence.

Prince Charles carrying out the Queen's Speech with a tonof medals on his tunic and a massive sword he had to keepoff the ground....he looked like a cartoon.

A potrait of Marilyn Monroe by Andy Waholwhich has soldfor 195 million dollars....I think the expression is "moremoney than sense"

There is a new format of "The Chase" which is well past it'ssell by date.....so Bradley is still everywhere youlook.Packaging.....some things are impossible to get intowithout a road drill.

This week's bad record is one from the distant past.....it's byFrank Ifield who had three consecutive number ones backin the day....however although this song was a hit the moreyou hear it the more irritating it gets......it is called "SheTaught Me To Yodel" by Frank Ifield.