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That was a great dinner. So great. Wait, where'd you
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park the car? Oh, the one I just sold to Carvana.
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My friends, not too long ago,
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I asked for your thoughts on how you feel
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about growing older. Whether there's a certain
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age you've reached or headed
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to that excites you or freaks
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you out.
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Well, we got a lot of great responses
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and I wanted to share a few of them with you.
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Kristen wrote Tig, like you, I have
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not yet hit the point where I am uncomfortable
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sharing my real age. I turned 40
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this year and I think it is an accomplishment
1:55
to reach this stage in life. However,
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on birthdays in the past, I've answered. curious
2:00
acquaintances who inquire about
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my age with a number seven to
2:05
nine years older than I actually
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was. I don't know if they think
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I look great for 39, but
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I look fantastic for 47. Keep
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them guessing and keep having fun. I
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can certainly relate. I'm told often
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that I look younger on TV
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and film or from the stage.
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And then when people
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meet me up close, I've
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had the pleasure to hear over and
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over that I look
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younger from a distance. I
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think it's all funny. Keep them guessing
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and keep having fun, Kristen.
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Jameenee wrote, Hi Tig, my
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64th birthday is in May and I can't
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wait to sing the Beatles song nonstop.
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Thanks for all the laughs. Oh
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my gosh, that is awesome. I
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don't know if I shared this on the show
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or if I did it in a comedy special
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or if I
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just told friends and family. But
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when I was a kid,
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I was so obsessed with the Beatles and
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I used to write out all of their lyrics
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obsessively, wrote out all of their
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lyrics. And
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I remember I wrote
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out the lyrics to when I'm 64
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and my grandmother
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found that she had
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a sheet of paper and
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she sat down and she
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thanked me and told me how touchy was
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about this poem or song that I had
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written for her.
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And I had to take credit
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for Lennon and McCartney tune. Thanks
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for reminding me of that song. I feel like I'm
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inching up pretty quickly and
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I look forward to the day that I can sing it
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as well. Okay, I appreciate
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all of you who called and wrote in including
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Tara Abigail, Rebecca, Diane,
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Carla, Alex, Sharon, Jenny,
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and
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Kelly. Thank you for all the birthday
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wishes. And I have to say, in a
4:05
funny twist, Stephanie and
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our kids and I, we got
4:10
stuck in the Vegas airport on my birthday.
4:13
And what seemed like hell
4:15
on earth ended
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up being an oddly fun birthday. Our
4:19
flight was canceled. We got rebooked,
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three times delayed, spent almost
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five hours in the airport
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lounge during March Madness.
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And our sons are so chatty and
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friendly. They made friends with
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everybody in the airport
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lounge bar while we were watching the
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basketball games. And Stephanie
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and I, we can't believe that that
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was my birthday and how fun it ended
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up being. So anyway,
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just a few weeks in, I'm still very comfortable
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with being 52. I'm happy to
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be where I am. And also on April 20th, I will
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be in Red Bank,
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New Jersey, April 21st,
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Kipsey, New York, Las Vegas,
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Nevada on May 2nd and
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Fayetteville, Arkansas on June
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23rd. And keep your eyes and ears peeled
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for the date that I will be taping my next
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standup special. I will be revealing
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that very soon. Go to tignotaro.com
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for all show links and ticket information.
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See you there. And now on with the show.
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So yeah, we went to bed after
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we had our little rounds of yelling
5:30
at everybody and then saying goodnight. And
5:32
then we get up in the morning. You know what I didn't
5:34
even tell you, you weren't even there for this part. This
5:36
was like a few days later and I won't name who this
5:39
was with, but
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I was kind of going on another
5:42
little tirade about sexuality
5:44
and fluidity and how everybody's kind
5:46
of gay. And one person
5:49
said, so you think I'm gay? And
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I go, yeah.
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We are not alone and
6:02
nobody is hopeless. Everybody
6:09
goes oosh. We gotta find them
6:11
tigs, yeah, yeah, yeah. This
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is Don't Ask Tig. I'm Tig Notaro. With
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so much advice, I've had today's
6:22
guest on twice. With
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me now is Don't Ask Tig's first
6:28
ever returning guest. She's
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an actress, comedian, writer,
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and director. You can see her in films
6:36
like In a World and TV shows
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like One Mississippi, Twin Peaks,
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and The L Word Generation Q.
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There is no one I love more
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in this world than her and
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our
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two children and
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our three cats. Stephanie Allen.
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My wife, welcome back to Don't Ask
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Tig. Thanks for having me. Stephanie,
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you are the first ever
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return guest on Don't Ask Tig.
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Your first episode came out September
7:05
23rd, 2020. Whoa.
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Yeah. I don't even
7:10
have a memory of it other than sitting in your
7:12
office. Yeah, same. Like
7:15
what? I know it happened.
7:18
I couldn't tell you one thing that was said
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on that. Or
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can I? It is funny,
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I have to say, interviewing you.
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Well, that's what I was thinking when I asked you
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to text you before we got on, because I'm like,
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what would you ask me? That we haven't already
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discussed in circles for 10 years.
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I guess fill in the listeners.
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What's been going on since September 23rd, 2020? Is
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that what you asked your guests? What
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have you been up to the past three years? Well,
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I mean, you're the return guest. That's right. You
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had to fill in the blanks from three years
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ago. Well, we just got back from Mississippi.
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That's the most recent.
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Did you have a good time? I did.
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Did you? I had a great time.
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You
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know, there's always some little bumps
8:04
along the way when you're with family
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for a long time and extended family.
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We got into it a little more than usual
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on this trip with family. I
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had one night of it. You had
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a night of it. I've been there now like 20
8:20
times since we've been together. Yeah.
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It's never happened. I'm very
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diplomatic. I'm very, you know,
8:27
the situation. I'm
8:31
not trying to like get into
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it or like get in a fight. And then this
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trip,
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you had a night of it and I was completely
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silent, watching you have that
8:41
night. And then two
8:43
nights later, we took turns.
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It was your turn. I lost it on everybody
8:50
and you sat there silently. And then
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we all said, well, good night. You actually
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stood up,
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yelled at everybody in the room. And
9:00
stormed out, went
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upstairs and I just
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got up from the couch, looked
9:07
at everybody and said, good night. And
9:11
went upstairs and
9:14
you were lying in bed and you were like, wow.
9:20
I am sorry. And I was like, no,
9:22
I said, you know, when you have
9:24
your opposing views on religion
9:27
or political views. And I guess that's why people
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say,
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don't talk about
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that stuff when you go home. And we
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hadn't for 10 years. And then this.
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The world has changed so much. I
9:39
have no threshold. There's it's right
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there. You say one thing and like, and
9:45
also I got into bed that night.
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I was so worked up
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and I didn't know what to do with myself. And
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I got on the ACLU's
9:55
website and donated money to. And.
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Well, you
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know, then some good came from that. I
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would say it got a little more heated on our
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end. I have
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to say, even if there are points
10:12
in these discussions that my family
10:15
don't understand or they don't
10:17
agree on, and we're talking about
10:20
close family to extended
10:22
family to people that
10:24
my family is dating or
10:27
married to, it ran the gamut
10:29
of who was there when we were in
10:31
town. And yeah, late
10:33
night, maybe people were having some
10:35
drinks. It was a real tee
10:38
up for this kind of situation.
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But
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regardless of what happened,
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the nice part is
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there was no vibe
10:50
of like anybody was
10:52
on edge the next morning or
10:54
the rest of the time. Would
10:56
you agree? Yeah. When we first
10:58
met 10 years ago, and
11:00
we would go there all the time and
11:02
Obama was president, and then
11:05
gay marriage was legalized right before
11:07
we got married down there, and we got married
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legally in Mississippi. And
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then when Hillary lost and
11:14
the world shifted to a completely different
11:16
place, it just, there's a completely
11:19
different vibe. Not
11:21
just down there in the country. You
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can feel it.
11:24
And conversations that maybe
11:26
weren't being had and topics
11:28
that weren't even on the table are being
11:30
had. And so yeah,
11:33
that was our trip, but I did. I had a
11:35
great time. Yeah, I did too. So
11:38
we're there for Cowboy Rick's
11:40
funeral that was very delayed. And
11:43
we were at the graveyard and my
11:46
brother said, well, I just have a few things to
11:48
say, just it'll be quick. So maybe
11:50
I should go first. And I said, okay, I'll go after
11:52
you and I'll talk. And then the priest
11:54
was going to say something. And my
11:56
brother,
11:57
again, our family is all sitting there.
11:59
there at the gravesite and my
12:02
brother
12:02
stands up in his suit,
12:05
goes to talk, say some
12:07
words about our stepfather who raised
12:09
us since we were two. And
12:12
there's this green astroturf
12:15
covering the grave. And
12:17
my brother stepped into it
12:20
and he fell into the grave. He fell
12:22
into our stepfather's grave.
12:26
They were supposed to put plywood under
12:30
the astroturf and they forgot
12:32
to. And so everybody
12:34
lunges forward going,
12:36
oh, Jesus Christ.
12:38
Oh God. Oh God. And there
12:41
is my brother falling into
12:43
a grave. Everybody was
12:45
stunned. He's like, I'm okay. He's
12:47
pulling himself out of Rick's
12:50
grave and he's got dirt
12:52
all over his suit. And then of
12:55
course there was the moments of
12:57
laughter and biting your lip. And then he
12:59
goes on to speak and he's dusting
13:01
himself. I
13:03
mean, and I was sitting there thinking,
13:06
is
13:07
this really happening as I was watching
13:09
my brother fall into Rick's grave? And
13:12
then I thought this must happen all the
13:14
time. And
13:15
then I thought, of course this
13:17
doesn't happen all the time. And
13:20
then I thought, well, now I have new material.
13:23
Can I tell a story about the other
13:26
problem that that graveyard has
13:28
with your family? Yes. So
13:33
there's endless graveyard stories.
13:35
I mean, we could go into my father's burial.
13:38
Yeah. All in Mississippi, but
13:40
go ahead. Four years ago, a very
13:42
close family member passed away very sadly.
13:45
Somebody so dearest at us. Yeah. And
13:48
she was buried in the graveyard in her family's
13:50
plot. And
13:52
his cousin the other night was like, oh,
13:54
Stephanie, after we were talking about what happened with
13:57
her brother falling in the grave, when he
13:59
was like, what's the problem?
13:59
Well, you know, we got another problem in that, you
14:02
know, I don't know if you've heard, but they
14:04
accidentally buried another woman
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in my plot.
14:07
And they were supposed to be
14:09
buried with his wife. They have a plot side
14:12
by side. And the graveyard had
14:14
another funeral of another person who died
14:16
named Ethel, who is now lying in
14:19
his plot next to his wife. And
14:22
that family doesn't want
14:24
to move her. To move Ethel.
14:27
She's buried in the other funeral.
14:31
And so the graveyard offered six family
14:33
a larger plot, discounted
14:36
on the other side of
14:38
the graveyard. And so her
14:41
cousin, Jimmy goes, so we took that
14:43
deal. So we're going to have to, we're going to have to move her.
14:47
So she's going to be moving. We're
14:50
planning on doing this where they have
14:53
to dig up her grave and move
14:55
her across the graveyard.
14:57
That's right. And
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just because I already mentioned it, I will
15:02
quickly say that when my father
15:04
died,
15:05
he didn't have a lot of money
15:07
and nor did he really want
15:10
much for himself. When
15:13
he died, we had him cremated.
15:16
That was my treat. And this
15:20
was just that thing of, again,
15:22
welcome to the family, Stephanie. My
15:25
family members and their overalls
15:28
and their tractors and
15:30
what have you, we all get
15:32
together for my father's memorial.
15:35
My cousin, a different
15:37
cousin of mine, grabs a shovel.
15:40
We all head over to the graveyard. My
15:43
father does not have a plot. Which
15:45
we didn't know. We got here
15:47
thinking we were going to a funeral. Yeah.
15:50
And treating everybody to the cremation. Yeah. And
15:53
then all of a sudden we're kind of like meeting at
15:55
the house and everyone's like, let's head over to
15:57
the graveyard and they start grabbing shovels.
15:59
My cousin who is in overalls carrying
16:03
a shovel, we go over and
16:06
a hole is dug on another
16:09
relative's grave site
16:12
and my father's ashes
16:14
not only blew
16:16
out of the bag,
16:19
which was a Ziploc, they were placed
16:21
in a straw hat and
16:24
buried in a hole on somebody
16:27
else's grave. The
16:30
end. None
16:32
of this is made up, none of this is
16:35
exaggerated, and all of this
16:38
would never happen in Stephanie's family.
16:41
And some of the possessions got blown on some guests.
16:44
Yes. With my family,
16:46
just to give a little juxtaposition.
16:49
Yeah. My mom
16:52
has her parents ashes
16:54
and she's been probably
16:56
planning a funeral for 30 years and is
17:01
really into Feng Shui and she keeps
17:03
the ashes in the helpful
17:05
people section of her house.
17:10
There's no Feng
17:12
Shui in any of my
17:14
relatives' homes in Mississippi
17:17
or
17:18
Louisiana. This morning our
17:20
son, Vin, he goes, man,
17:22
Louisiana and Mississippi,
17:25
it's a wild place. He's
17:29
six.
17:33
But they loved it. They have so
17:36
much fun. It's just so
17:38
much chaos. It's that comforting,
17:41
fun feeling that we talked about
17:43
where you hear the entire
17:45
house just full of people talking,
17:48
laughing outside, inside,
17:51
spilling out everywhere. They
17:53
had so much fun.
17:55
Okay, Stephanie, so that's what
17:57
you've been up to. That's the past
17:59
week. I didn't get in the last three years. There's been
18:01
a lot. We have full lives, I
18:04
would say. Yeah.
18:05
Now, Stephanie, you know what you're
18:07
here to do and the time has come to give
18:10
some of my listeners advice. Yeah.
18:13
Our first question is about a familiar
18:15
subject for us,
18:17
love.
18:19
Emily writes, I am 30 years old
18:22
and have been perpetually single
18:24
for 10 years. I go on a lot of dates
18:26
with a lot of different men and women, but
18:29
none of them ever felt like my person.
18:31
There's always something about them that
18:33
bothers me too much from big important
18:36
stuff to small shallow things. It
18:38
might be that they are very insecure
18:41
and can't make decisions or
18:43
it could be that their posture is
18:45
terrible or teeth are bad, but
18:48
there's always something. Normally, I see
18:50
someone three or four times and then call
18:52
it. As I get older, I'm starting
18:54
to wonder if at this point I'm
18:56
just being picky. Should I maybe
18:59
try spending more of my time with
19:01
someone in the
19:01
hopes that a little annoying thing
19:04
stops bothering me?
19:06
I feel like if that many things
19:08
are bothering you out of the gate, it's only going to
19:10
get worse. And
19:13
I feel like when you really love
19:15
someone and connect with someone,
19:18
those things don't bother you. So
19:21
if they do certain things that
19:23
you maybe thought would really
19:26
drive you crazy, you're like, oh, they
19:28
don't sit up straight. Oh, how cute.
19:34
And then you can kind of have those discussions
19:36
or work on things, but you're not looking
19:39
at them repulsed, like, get
19:42
me out of here.
19:43
So I feel like when you have
19:45
those really early on, that's
19:48
probably not the person for you.
19:51
No doubt. It seems like in the
19:53
beginning of a relationship, you should be so
19:56
blinded by love.
19:58
And then you notice that
19:59
that they don't sit up straight a couple
20:02
of years in. And I
20:04
do also think there
20:06
might be something in you
20:08
that's saying that you're
20:10
not ready for a relationship if everybody
20:12
you're going out with is problematic.
20:15
Because if it is that you're being too critical,
20:18
then I really do think that that's
20:20
a barrier you're putting up subconsciously.
20:24
And so maybe you're not ready
20:26
for a relationship and
20:29
there's nothing wrong with that. Were you gonna say
20:31
something? Or maybe don't know exactly what you're looking for,
20:34
because prior to
20:36
being with you, I had a lot of that with
20:38
people and I thought I,
20:41
just sort of valued my alone
20:43
time and realized, oh,
20:46
I was actually just needing to be with a
20:48
woman. Yeah, this
20:51
particular one. Emily,
20:53
it might take some time to find your person,
20:55
but when you find them, you will know.
21:00
And people would always say that to me and I was
21:02
like, but how do you know you know? Like
21:05
it just, I didn't understand. And
21:07
then when I met Stephanie, I was like,
21:09
oh, this is that thing. You don't
21:11
have to question it. And everything seems
21:13
easy.
21:14
Yeah. You naturally do
21:17
really huge things
21:19
without, like getting married or having
21:21
kids or traveling without
21:24
it feeling like, okay, I'm doing this.
21:26
See how this goes.
21:28
Yeah, I always use the example of when
21:31
we got together and you told me
21:33
you wanted five children. I
21:35
had never thought of five
21:37
children. I thought I would have one. And
21:40
then when you said five, I
21:42
thought, oh, five, okay,
21:45
that sounds fun with you. And
21:47
of course, when we had twins, we were like, this
21:49
will do. But I do think that
21:52
as we said, it'll feel right, it'll
21:54
feel easy, but that doesn't mean it's not
21:56
gonna be challenging and difficult
21:59
along the way. the way and years
22:01
down the road because obviously we've
22:03
had that as well and we'll
22:06
continue to but I think that we have
22:08
a much better understanding
22:10
that
22:10
that just doesn't
22:13
go away. Yeah.
22:14
The bumps as you roll down the road.
22:17
So best of luck Emily, Stephanie,
22:20
let's pause for a break and then we'll be back
22:22
to listener questions.
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Stephanie, this next question comes to
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us all the way from Tokyo.
26:00
Jess writes, Dear Tig, I have three
26:03
kids under the age of six. It
26:05
is hectic and stressful, but they are
26:07
wonderful super kids. The
26:09
problem is myself. I
26:12
have become a yeller. I never
26:14
yelled or even felt angry before
26:16
having kids. And my own parents
26:18
also never once raised their voices
26:21
at me and my sister growing up. Yet
26:23
now, I am constantly blowing
26:26
up and yelling. I feel the absolute
26:29
worst shame and guilt about yelling
26:30
at my kids when it's not warranted.
26:33
But no matter what I have tried,
26:35
I am unable to stop.
26:37
What would you suggest to change? That's
26:40
tough. That's
26:43
also fascinating to just have
26:45
it come up in you when you didn't have it before
26:47
and you didn't grow up with it.
26:49
Yeah, I imagine it's tough
26:51
to find that out because you hear that when
26:53
you have kids. It's similarly
26:55
to falling in love or getting married, being in
26:57
a relationship. You see new things about
27:00
yourself. Yeah. You learn about
27:02
yourself and then your kids come
27:04
along and you learn more things about
27:06
yourself. And sometimes
27:09
they're great things and sometimes they're
27:11
terrible things. We were just talking
27:13
about this. Somebody commented on
27:15
how you and I don't really
27:18
yell. And she's
27:19
like, how do you not yell at your kids? And
27:21
especially for you, you can just be like, okay,
27:23
we're not doing that right now. I need you
27:25
all to stop. And she was
27:27
like, they just listen to you. It's
27:30
just interesting because I feel like with
27:32
kids, if you yell or you don't
27:34
yell, it doesn't really make
27:37
a difference. They kind of do what they're going to do.
27:40
But it's interesting that that's coming up
27:42
in her and she can't control it
27:45
and doesn't want to be doing it and is
27:48
doing it. That I think is the
27:50
interesting part because it feels like she
27:52
could actually work on it.
27:54
Yeah.
27:54
I wonder if she has a therapist because
27:57
I wonder if there's some layers
27:59
under.
27:59
that she's not been
28:02
connected to before. And yelling,
28:05
there might also be some fear. Well,
28:07
it's also temperament, because
28:09
to have that many kids that
28:11
young, it's like she's probably
28:14
never been in those situations before
28:16
where that many people
28:18
young are like
28:20
putting all of their energy on
28:22
her. I think that could easily break
28:24
a person. I used to feel like that with
28:26
our kids, where we'd go to restaurants, and there was
28:28
times when they were like two years old, where
28:30
it would be pretty out of control. I
28:33
wasn't screaming, but I was like, I gotta get out
28:35
of here, and I'm never coming to a restaurant
28:38
again until they're four.
28:39
And then there's other people that can kind of
28:41
just sit in the chaos
28:45
and the screaming, and they can, you know, they
28:47
can- Ruin everybody else's time at the restaurant.
28:50
They can be on an airplane and just be like, well, you know,
28:52
sorry, it's two year old screaming. And
28:54
then I think other people are like, oh my God, that's
28:57
really driving me crazy.
28:59
Yeah, I wonder if there's a way to somehow
29:02
alleviate the stress that's coming
29:04
out as well. Like if there's, I don't
29:06
know, play dates, I feel like that really can
29:08
take some pressure off of everybody
29:10
when the kids are getting
29:13
together with others, and it's
29:15
not all focused on you. Yeah.
29:17
But I think it also goes back to why
29:20
is she yelling?
29:21
Yeah, it feels like there must
29:23
be a larger feeling there that
29:26
probably can be worked on. Well, Jess,
29:29
we appreciate your honesty and your
29:31
willingness to work on it.
29:33
The show is called Don't Ask Tig. We
29:36
don't know what we're talking about, but it
29:38
feels like something where you
29:40
might have to
29:42
talk to a professional
29:45
about it. Oh, you know what? That
29:47
just reminded me, because I relate to this part
29:49
of it, of like when you have those
29:51
feelings where you're like going to lose
29:53
it, that it's an invitation
29:56
to go, oh, I need...
29:59
alone time, I need a second,
30:02
I need to remove myself, I
30:04
can't keep going here.
30:07
And I think it's really hard for people
30:09
to take that to remove themselves.
30:12
We've talked about this a lot, where you
30:14
feel like you shouldn't have to, you feel like you
30:16
should do everything, get in there, figure
30:19
it out, and just be
30:21
miserable. And then that might
30:23
cause you to be angry, as
30:27
opposed to in that moment when she's about
30:30
to yell, it's like, okay, you have to, it's
30:32
a moment for self-care.
30:35
And that's okay to
30:37
give yourself that gift. Dr.
30:39
Julie Bierman For sure. And hopefully
30:41
Jess has the ability,
30:44
I don't know if Jess has a partner or spouse
30:46
or family around, but
30:49
if you do, it is a good idea to
30:51
take that time for yourself. And once
30:53
you collect your feelings
30:55
and emotions, you can pop back into life
30:59
interacting with your kids.
31:01
Okay, hope that helps Jess.
31:04
We're going to take a quick break to
31:06
answer a question that came in our therapy
31:09
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31:11
is where we answer those awkward questions
31:14
we all have as people getting the professional
31:16
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31:26
encouraging a loved one to start
31:28
therapy. The question is,
31:31
I'm in therapy and I really think
31:33
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31:35
best friend also needs to be
31:37
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31:41
I'm afraid to talk to them about it because
31:43
they may get defensive.
31:45
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31:47
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31:49
forgetting what they deserve. A therapist.
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31:58
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32:00
But we all know that it's an
32:02
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32:04
ask, how can I encourage a friend
32:06
or family member to go?
32:09
It seems like a lot of us are concerned about
32:11
approaching a loved one about therapy because
32:13
it could be seen as judgy
32:16
or that we're telling people
32:19
that they have problems that need to be solved.
32:22
But I trust that you can think of ways of framing
32:24
your encouragement that are empowering,
32:26
not judgmental, like,
32:29
hey friend, you've been through
32:32
a lot and I think
32:34
you deserve a place dedicated
32:36
to your own healing. Or,
32:39
hey, you're always so
32:41
attuned and articulate with
32:43
your own emotions. And
32:45
I actually think you'd be amazing in
32:48
therapy because of that. I
32:50
wonder if your own therapist
32:52
has some guidance for you all here, especially
32:55
because we're talking about relationships
32:58
between you and your loved ones, which
33:01
are complex.
33:02
And I bet there's something there that you could use
33:05
help processing too. Ultimately,
33:07
the choice to go to therapy
33:10
and trust in the process is
33:12
an individual one. It makes sense to
33:15
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33:18
they need to buy in for it
33:20
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33:40
let's get back to the show. ["Dance
33:42
of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
33:44
Stephanie, our home is
33:46
known as Kitty City, which
33:49
I guess makes us co-mayors. This
33:52
next question came to us from a
33:54
fellow cat lover.
33:57
Libby writes, I like cats.
33:59
How many cats?
33:59
cats can I own before it gets weird.
34:03
I say go for it.
34:05
We have three and I
34:07
want a fourth. I had 12 as
34:09
a kid. I think you would just keep
34:12
going.
34:12
Yeah. Would you ever stop?
34:15
Why stop? Why
34:17
would you stop? Why should Libby
34:19
stop? Yeah. If the kiddies are being
34:21
fed and getting attention
34:24
and. I think if you can manage
34:26
the cleanliness. Mm-hmm. I
34:28
feel like you can only have
34:30
so many cats on you at a time and
34:33
then one starts to feel left out. No.
34:36
It's worth the struggle. If you're
34:38
gonna have a lot of cats, I think it's good
34:40
to have outdoor cats if you're
34:42
in an area that's safe to have
34:45
cats outside. Cause when I was
34:47
in Texas as a kid, that's when we had 12
34:49
cats, two of them lived inside. But
34:52
man, there was nothing better than playing in the backyard
34:55
and having all these kiddies running around. Are
34:57
you kidding me? And right now,
35:00
when I'm visiting my friend here in Texas,
35:03
every walk we take, there's just kiddies
35:05
everywhere
35:06
on rooftops and windows,
35:09
windowsills on the outside of the house.
35:11
And she was teasing me cause the whole
35:13
time I'm stopping and taking pictures of these
35:16
cats and videos of cats walking
35:18
along fences and on rooftop. They're everywhere.
35:22
It's
35:22
heavenly. Libby, don't
35:24
be ridiculous. Go for it.
35:28
Keep going. We're
35:31
the co-mayors of Kitty City. And
35:34
we spend a good amount
35:36
of the week sending each other cat videos.
35:39
Even in the same house. I don't
35:42
even have to be out of town or on tour
35:44
or working. We could be in the same house
35:47
and sending each other pictures of our
35:49
cats. No, I'm talking about even
35:52
online, like funny or cute videos.
35:54
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh.
35:56
Oh yeah, or this thing we do where
35:59
you'll be like.
35:59
like brushing your teeth or something, or I'll be brushing
36:02
mine and you're like, come here, it's worth it. It's
36:05
worth it. And we will both say
36:07
it's worth it and we'll stop what we're doing
36:09
just to go look at whatever cute thing
36:11
is happening. In our house.
36:14
Yeah, that's the line. Stephanie, it's worth
36:16
it. And then that is when you know the cat
36:18
is doing something that could end at any
36:21
second. You need to get up now and go, it's
36:23
worth it.
36:25
And it's always the same thing,
36:27
just so like sprawled out.
36:29
You can get rolled up in a ball or sprawled out.
36:32
Or just
36:34
look, she's in the sun. Oh,
36:40
look, she's batting that little thing. All
36:43
right, Stephanie, our last
36:46
listener question is about style.
36:49
Laura writes, Tig, I need a new
36:51
haircut. You obviously can't see
36:53
my hair, but it's so dull. I'll
36:56
describe it to you. Brown, long,
36:58
middle part, same length. I'm
37:00
a girl, by the way. It's not that deep,
37:03
but I need a change in my life. Only
37:05
problem is that I've never had a drastic
37:08
haircut I didn't regret. So
37:10
should I dye it pink? Should I wear
37:12
a fringe? Should I shave it
37:14
all off? Should I care this much
37:17
about hair? Whatever you tell me
37:19
to do, I'll do it. Whoa.
37:21
Okay, I say don't dye it pink.
37:24
I don't know what a fringe is. Do you, Stephanie?
37:28
Oh, bangs. Oh, that's a fringe?
37:30
I guess so.
37:33
Should she get bangs? That seems, you know
37:35
what, that seems like that
37:37
would be the easiest change. Yeah,
37:39
but that, I feel like I need to see
37:41
what she looks like. Okay. Cause
37:44
people really regret bangs.
37:46
Or they get them and they think they've never
37:48
looked better in their life. Bangs
37:51
can look really cool. Yeah, yeah.
37:53
Did she preface this by saying that she really
37:56
wanted a change in her life or she's just bored
37:58
by her hair? She said,
37:59
I need a change in my life. She
38:02
actually said that. That's what
38:04
I thought. Yeah. This
38:06
is probably not very fun advice,
38:09
but I feel like you could start with
38:11
layers and then you could do like,
38:14
see how that feels. Then you could start
38:16
with like longer bangs, see if
38:18
you're okay, like go in stages.
38:21
Well, that's what I was saying is there's so many different kinds
38:24
of bangs. If you get the right bangs,
38:26
they could fall nicely. Yeah,
38:29
but she's like, I want a huge change
38:31
in my life. And she'd
38:34
sing, shave her head. What about pigtails?
38:38
She didn't specify good or bad change. Yeah,
38:42
that's like surprises. I always say they're
38:44
not necessarily always good.
38:46
I wouldn't say shave it all off, but
38:49
you're right. It would help to see this person.
38:51
Yeah, because maybe it would look really cool shaved
38:53
off.
38:54
Yeah, should I care this much about hair?
38:56
I say, yeah, you should. Even
38:59
though I look like I just rolled out of bed and
39:01
half the time I have,
39:02
I care so much about my hair. Stephanie
39:05
cares so much about her hair. It's
39:08
so important to me.
39:10
But I do feel like if you've never
39:12
had bangs, it's a place
39:14
to start. Yeah, or hair color.
39:17
What color? Blonde, what if she like went
39:19
blonde? All right. If you had dark
39:21
hair and you dyed it blonde
39:24
and you got bangs, you would
39:26
feel a massive change in your life. And
39:29
pigtails. Did they put them in pigtails? Is
39:31
it piggytails? Do they call them that too,
39:33
piggytails?
39:34
I've never heard that. I have
39:37
piggytails. That's a better
39:39
way to say it, piggytail. It's all
39:41
bad, pigtails or piggytails.
39:44
Yeah. Why did they say pig? They
39:46
don't have two things anywhere. That's
39:52
true. They don't have two
39:54
things anywhere. They have ears.
39:57
They have cloven hooves.
39:59
Is a pigtail referring to a pig's
40:02
tail and then you just have two of them? Yeah,
40:05
I guess so. Well,
40:07
and I bet that it came from also curling
40:10
them, you know, you probably curled them
40:13
with a curling iron or something.
40:15
That is so weird and gross
40:17
that somebody was doing somebody's hair and was like,
40:20
look at that pigtail. Would you
40:22
like a pigtail? And then you curl it and they're
40:24
like, that's
40:27
so cute. Yeah. Dye
40:29
your hair blonde, get bangs and have
40:32
one pigtail. And
40:34
why can't the back of your head be one
40:36
piggy tail? That's a ponytail.
40:40
I know. The pony got that one.
40:43
Yeah. Look at that. Named
40:45
after tails. Clearly, this
40:47
all came from the farm during
40:50
like pioneer times. No
40:52
other reference point. All right, Laura,
40:55
this isn't quite a name that
40:57
thing, but our advice to you
40:59
is legally binding. Please
41:02
send in a photo of
41:03
yourself with your new haircut. Stephanie,
41:06
our last segment is called Come Back
41:08
to Me Later.
41:14
Everyone
41:16
wishes they had the perfect response
41:18
at the ready for certain social interactions.
41:21
Come Back to Me Later is the
41:24
part of the show where we make that wish
41:26
come true. This request comes
41:28
to us from Sid. Sid
41:31
writes, Hey, Tig, my wife and
41:33
I recently had a baby and she's
41:35
wonderful. I carried her in feminine
41:38
presenting. And often when we're
41:40
out in the world, people just assume that
41:42
my partner is a man.
41:44
They refer to my husband when
41:46
they ask questions. I'm looking
41:48
for something funny or good to say to
41:50
them when I let them know our baby's
41:52
second parent is my wife, not
41:54
my husband. I would love your thoughts
41:57
and Stephanie's too. What have
41:59
you
41:59
said or done in this situation.
42:02
I
42:02
mean, I just have my go-to of
42:05
I just say, oh, I'm female.
42:07
That's what I was going to say is you always very
42:09
directly say, I'm female.
42:13
And there's no other follow-up.
42:16
And then it lingers. And then the person
42:18
apologizes. Yeah. But
42:21
then there have been times which I talked about
42:23
in my stand-up, the happy to be
42:26
here special. I talk about how when
42:28
somebody misgenders me, I misgender
42:31
them in response. Oh, yeah.
42:34
Yeah. Where they'll say, sir,
42:36
could I get your coat? And if
42:38
it's a woman, I'll say, no, sir. No,
42:41
thank you, sir. So
42:43
those are my two things. Do you
42:45
have any ideas, Stephanie? Yeah.
42:47
I mean, I'm so used to you. Every
42:49
time it happens, I know for sure you're
42:51
going to say that. And
42:54
so I'm trying to think of
42:56
what is another way to do it. And those
42:59
moments are
43:01
so tricky because nobody's
43:04
trying to offend anybody. It's just that sort
43:06
of when they're in the world of assumptions
43:09
and just firing off.
43:11
I don't know what she could say or
43:13
what would you want me to say
43:16
if you weren't to say anything?
43:18
I guess I don't want you to
43:20
say anything. I guess I don't
43:22
need you to. But I think
43:24
it's nice that Sid is
43:26
looking out for her wife. Yeah.
43:29
If it's a joke or not, I do think it's
43:31
important to correct the person.
43:34
And because I think people really walk away from that
43:36
moment going, oh, God, I'm not going to
43:38
do that again. You also used
43:40
to say, hers been.
43:42
Yeah, hers been. Oh, that's my hers
43:44
been. Yeah, I guess you could say that.
43:47
That's not my husband. That's my hers been.
43:50
Sid, that's what we think. And a warm
43:52
welcome to the newest member of your
43:55
family. Stephanie, that's
43:57
the end of the show. Thanks for joining me.
43:59
Did you have a good one?
43:59
a good time? I had a great time. Did
44:02
you? Yeah, I did. Oh, good. Did
44:04
you? I did. Is
44:06
there anything that you would like to mention
44:09
or talk about before you go? Well,
44:11
if you're in Los Angeles, I do
44:13
a show at that Bright Citizens Brigade
44:15
Theater called Pretty Darn Queer once a month.
44:20
What about your show with Mae? Yeah, I often
44:22
perform in Mae Martin and Friends
44:25
at Largo and Mae's show
44:27
pretty
44:27
much around Los Angeles. Great.
44:30
Well, we should get together and have dinner sometime.
44:34
Thank you again for taking
44:36
time to do the show and be my
44:38
first repeat
44:40
guest on Don't Ask Tig. Happy
44:42
to be here again. Still. Still.
44:45
All right. Well, I
44:47
guess we'll log
44:49
off here and then continue texting
44:51
and calling each other all day. Okay.
44:54
Right. Well, I love you. Yeah. And
44:58
I'll talk to you soon. Bye-bye. Okay.
45:01
Goodbye. And now
45:03
that the show is over, go to don'tasktig.org
45:06
slash live to sign up for our
45:09
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45:12
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45:14
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45:18
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45:27
Ask Tig live with Mark Maron is
45:29
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45:32
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45:34
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45:36
live. Looking forward to seeing
45:39
you all there.
45:50
Oh, sweet. So
45:53
much. I want you to see. I wish
45:57
that I could give you the. Don't
46:29
Ask Tig is hosted by me,
46:31
Tig Notaro. It's produced by Thomas
46:34
Willett and Shana Deloria. Our
46:36
executive producer and editor is
46:38
Beth Kurlman. Engineering and sound
46:41
mixing by Alex Simpson. Digital
46:43
production by James Napoli. Talent
46:46
booking by Marianne Ways. Production
46:48
support from Maria Wurtell.
46:51
Our theme music is Friend
46:53
in Tig by Edie Burkell and Kyle
46:55
Crushin. And Listen to Your Heart
46:57
by Edie Burkell. Special thanks
47:00
to Hunter Seidman. APM Studios
47:02
executives in charge are Chandra
47:05
Cavati, Alex Shaffert, and
47:07
Joanne Griffith. Concept developed
47:09
by Tracy Mumford. Our executive
47:11
consultant is Dean Capello and
47:14
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47:31
Dana and I'll tell Becky.
47:53
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