Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! That’s it for the year. Thank you everyone that has listened and supported us. With the busy holiday season upon us, we have decided to take a break for a few weeks. So, let me be the first one to say it to y

The Original “Mrow”

Dec 14th, 2018 8s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! That’s it, the last ringtone. I have to say, I saved the best for last. This is the original “Mrow”. Most of the credit goes to Blackbear – Slide Thru, with a little help form Joel. He had to cat censor it. E

I Believe In A Thing Called Love

Dec 13th, 2018 5s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! *Headphone Warning* Play this at a high volume at your own risk. Again, I don’t want to get sued so I won’t put the name of the song on here. O wait, it’s in the title. I could delete it but that would take t

Radio Da Da

Dec 12th, 2018 1s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Alright, text tone number two. You may recognize this from a famous band from the 80’s, but Micah has changed the lyrics to something of her own. That should be enough of a disclaimer so we don’t get sued. O,

The Burp

Dec 11th, 2018

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! As promised, here is your first ring/text tone. *WARNING* This is one of the loudest burps ever recorded… on the podcast. Use as you please. Feel free to download it on your friends’ phone and prank them. You

Podcast 29ish (After Hours)

Dec 10th, 2018 13m 6s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! We have a few surprises for you this week. I won’t spoil it here in the description. I will give you a “disclaimer”, it’s not the same thing so get off my back… We will not be releasing full length episodes t

Episode 28.4 – Fatboy Face Off (After Hours)

Dec 7th, 2018 19m 40s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Week one was a bit of a roller coaster. I was a little nervous after hearing Ryan’s strategy for the weight loss competition, but then Ryan opened his mouth and words came out that made me think I had a chanc

Episode 28.3 – Mute (After Hours)

Dec 6th, 2018 22m 13s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Mute, something I wish Micah was. Hmmm, maybe I’ll recreate what happened to the main character in this movie and run Micah over with a boat. Just typing that makes me feel a little guilty, and now the guilt

Episode 28.2 – Please Advise (After Hours)

Dec 5th, 2018 17m 13s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Guess what, a new challenger has arrived. I have not retired Harold Johnson, but I did want to shake things up a bit. Even if Ryan and Micah did not think it was very clever. Who cares what they think… They d

Episode 28.1 – Dream Concert With A Catch (After Hours)

Dec 4th, 2018 21m 7s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Let’s complete the dream, shall we? We leave our dream house in our dream car to drive to our dream concert. Maybe next week we will pick out our dream date. Even better, we day dream about a dream while dre

Episode 28 – Inappropes (B-Rated)

Dec 3rd, 2018 17m 20s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Let’s see what’s on the agenda for today… Name shaming, my first encounter with Darwin and a sneak peek at Ryan’s potential punishment for Fatboy Face Off. I couldn’t contain myself, I just had to tell him.

Episode 27.4 – Fatboy Face Off (After Hours)

Nov 30th, 2018 17m 12s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! That’s right, another segment, because I can. I like to keep it fresh, and if you’re no jive turkey then move along. Wait, I didn’t mean it… please stay. At least listen to the podcast and see if you like it.

Episode 27.3 – The Late Bloomer (After Hours)

Nov 29th, 2018 19m 23s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! I haven’t laughed this hard since I made Ryan and Micah eat the nasty jelly beans, and I lost it twice this episode. It really wasn’t because of the movie either. It was because Ryan started to review the wro

Episode 27.2 – Please Advise (After Hours)

Nov 28th, 2018 19m 41s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Someone needs to take this email away from me. I am having too much fun messing with these scammers. This episode we catch back up with a couple military men with some consignment boxes I have coming my way.

Episode 27.1 – Inappropes (After Hours)

Nov 27th, 2018 19m 5s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! If you like a little random, then I have an episode for you. Let’s start with Amanda sticking her foot in a mouse trap. Mosey on down to Joel’s goal for the podcast. Finally, we finish with Ryan ruining his D

Episode 27 – Dream Car With A Catch (B-Rated)

Nov 26th, 2018 19m 52s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! We have the fake house, now we just need the fake car to complete the dream. O, how could I almost forget? The redheaded wonder makes his debut appearance. We have hinted at the existence of this magnificent

Episode 26.4 – Joel’s Journal Of Love (After Hours)

Nov 23rd, 2018 18m 44s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast!Entry Five: A Slow StartI just realized I have enlisted the help of two family members now. This episode Ryan helps out. I use the word “help” very loosely. I let him message a tinder match… Lesson learned.

Episode 26.3 - BASEketball (After Hours)

Nov 22nd, 2018 28m 24s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Time to introduce Micah to a little bit of culture. I was going to let Ryan recap the movie because it was “his favorite movie of all time” but he had performance anxiety. So you’re just going to have to list

Episode 26.2 – Please Advise (After Hours)

Nov 21st, 2018 17m 46s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Time to stop what you are doing and… Please Advise. That’s just as satisfying to type as it is to say. I have a couple of good ones for you this week. Listen as we talk about a woman whose husband met his fat

Episode 26.1 – Professional Sports Star With A Catch (After Hours)

Nov 20th, 2018 20m 16s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Guess who’s back? Back again, WAC is back, tell a friend. That just felt right. It’s been 3 weeks since our last “With A Catch” and that is too long. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive us. If no

Episode 26 – Inappropes (B-Rated)

Nov 19th, 2018 18m 8s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! 6 months… It’s been 6 months of this. Why does it feel like so much longer? Maybe it’s because recording's like this where Micah feels the need to chew her food with her mouth open like the animal she is. On

Episode 25.4 – Please Advise (After Hours)

Nov 16th, 2018 29m 42s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! I am one good email away from retiring. I just need to have these people respond to me. I don’t know what I am saying to drive them away. Like this episode, I am an Amish Alchemist that competes in butter chu

Episode 25.3 – Inappropes (After Hours)

Nov 15th, 2018 18m 14s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! As promised, I explain the mix up for the name of this segment. Classic Joel, even when he makes a mistake it works out. He can’t do anything wrong. At least that’s what my mother says. Don’t forget to share!

Episode 25.2 – Fill In The Blanks (After Hours)

Nov 14th, 2018 17m 37s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! I know we have filled in the blanks before, but this is a very different episode. Last time we didn’t have spoiled milk flavored jelly beans. I had to take pity on Ryan and Micah, they suffered enough the las

Episode 25.1 – I Want To Play A Game Part 2 (After Hours)

Nov 13th, 2018 24m 34s

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! As promised, here is part two. I would tell you who won, but there are no real winners in this game. I guess the listeners are the winners, so that would make Micah and Ryan the losers. I wonder what I can ge