That dumb hot coffee lawsuit wasn't as dumb as you think, Miles has superhuman hearing, and we should all agree to pretend that fake diamonds are real.

45 The Vapes of Wrath

Nov 15th, 2021 33m 33s

The gang gets edgy, medical procedures that went away for good reason, and a firsthand encounter with the Time Knife.

44 Llamageddon Drinking Game

Nov 8th, 2021 39m 3s

Season Two starts now! Miles took a sketch comedy writing class, there's a fun drinking game to go along with the movie Llamageddon, and hear the long slow goodbye to a beat up old car.

47 The Goose Is a Bastard

Sep 15th, 2021 38m 5s

All gooses are bastards, especially the Canadian ones, but one goose in p-articular really gets OUR goose. Also, Miles is dead so Charlie from Memphis fills in until corpse reanimation technology catches up with the rest of the world.

46 Stripping is Forbidden in Cincinnati

Sep 7th, 2021 37m 54s

Join us for GAME NIGHT 10/9/21! Play Jackbox games with the DGTS crew and listeners. Send us a DM on Instagram @dontgetthesoup or on Twitter @fakerealmiles to get the details!

45 How Tarot Works

Aug 23rd, 2021 52m 18s

Miles does 10 Card readings for Beckee and John, then explains how a tarot reading actually works - even if you don't believe in it!

44 Artist Wrestling Tarot Reading

Aug 16th, 2021 35m 4s

Miles moved to Ohio just in time to see the Artist Wrestling League which is just as confusing as you think it is!

43 Don't Feed the Trolls

Aug 9th, 2021 28m 14s

Welcome to the internet, I'll be your guide. Rule number one: do not feed the trolls. Listen to find out why.

42 Worst Sports Team Names

Aug 2nd, 2021 23m 27s

In the spirit of the Cleveland Baseball Team changing their name, we discuss some of the worst sports team names and mascots in history.

41 Don't Win the Lottery

Jul 26th, 2021 25m 20s

300 million reasons to AVOID winning the lottery AT ALL COSTS!!

40 The Salton Sea

Jul 18th, 2021 36m 46s

John had penis reduction surgery, the Salton Sea is a physical manifestation of humanity's hubris, and introducing Dr. Snakelove!

39 Dead Man's Curve

Jun 21st, 2021 1h 2m

What's the most dangerous street in the world? What if you had Thanos power but only could wipe out one person?

38 I'm Literally Dead

Jun 14th, 2021 36m 59s

Miles has a new comedy music album and it's RIAA Certified Double Cardboard

37 Dare You to Eat This

Jun 7th, 2021 1h 2m

Describing some of the most upsetting and awful things humans have ever chosen to eat.

36 No More Small Talk

Jun 1st, 2021 52m 32s

A writer proposes new questions to ask in lieu of the usual "how bout that weather" small talk.

35 Mosh Pit Etiquette

May 24th, 2021 1h 6m

How to avoid poser activities and achieve ultimate dankness

34 Vaccine Recovery and Video Game Addiction

May 17th, 2021 48m 4s

Miles got his ass kicked by the COVID-19 vaccine. Free to play video games are expensive. You must shout an advertising jingle at your TV to continue watching your favorite videos.

33 How to Survive the Apocalypse

May 9th, 2021 58m 51s

Three End of the World scenarios presented with three survival plans. You'll be prepared for the collapse of human civilization with this episode of Don't Get the Soup!