0:16

Don't look

0:29

but it's such a low thing

0:29

that noise cancels it out. So it

0:32

just sounds like every time you

0:32

talk, it sounds like I just hate

0:35

everything. Just nothing from me

0:35

and I'm like, No, I was laughing

0:43

That's funny. All right. Are you guys ready?

0:47

Yes. Roll it dad. No.

0:49

Rolling and you fucking

0:49

again again

0:51

a minute 24

0:53

human woodblock over here.

0:54

What's that right 24 and rolling,

0:57

no damn minute 26

0:57

standard, you're getting closer

1:00

getting

1:01

closer and that's what

1:01

perfectly calibrated Give me

1:04

some time

1:04

I'm judging on the

1:04

trajectory of the moon in the

1:06

sun. You need to be two seconds

1:06

but I'm

1:09

just waiting on my next

1:09

software update time things down

1:13

better

1:14

well welcome everybody

1:14

once again to another episode of

1:19

Dont Look Under The Internet.

1:19

I'm Jason.

1:22

I'm Doug. I'm better quiet

1:25

here. Oh hello?

1:27

No Betty White Betty White

1:27

Betty White. My voice has

1:30

changed over the years as part

1:30

of getting old God. No, yeah,

1:34

but I prefer to go by Michael.

1:34

Or Mike or bicycle or my sickle,

1:38

whichever you feel but one of

1:38

those three. I leave Betty to

1:42

the credits after movies. Oh,

1:42

yes.

1:46

So you like you hold on to

1:46

it? And then you surprise

1:48

everybody.

1:49

Yeah, exactly. I

1:50

got to build the fact that

1:50

you are actually an old white

1:54

lady. And don't have a big old

1:54

penis between your legs.

1:58

No, I do not.

2:03

very humble.

2:05

You caught me with my

2:05

proverbial and physical pants

2:08

down. Congratulations.

2:09

Um, today we are doing a

2:09

topic called post contents. But

2:14

before we get into it, I do have

2:14

a little bit of an explanation,

2:17

especially for you guys, who may

2:17

or may not have been a part of a

2:21

group chat where the words

2:21

grundle Thumper was mentioned.

2:27

Yeah, so like to know what

2:27

a grundle Thumper is.

2:30

So out of context, all you

2:30

heard was, so Jason just said

2:35

the words I'm going to go sniff

2:35

my grundle Thumper. I need you

2:40

guys to understand that that is

2:40

absolutely a dildo.

2:45

Nice, okay.

2:46

It's no, it's it's some

2:46

hot sauce that I bought it at a

2:50

garlic company, and it's just

2:50

called grundle. Thumper, and I

2:53

saw it and I'm like, Yeah, I

2:53

need to buy that. So Kelly

2:56

decided without any context

2:56

whatsoever, just to be like,

2:59

hey, I need you guys to

2:59

understand what I'm dealing with

3:01

right now. My boyfriend is

3:01

talking about smelling his

3:04

grundle Thumper, and I need help.

3:05

Jason's in the fridge sniffing is grundle

3:08

pretty sure my response to

3:08

that was things I'm not

3:11

surprised Jason said Yeah.

3:11

$1,000

3:13

Yeah, absolutely. So post

3:13

content.

3:19

segue.

3:21

segue What did what did

3:21

you guys think of it? I know

3:26

that I've watched it about 1213

3:26

times. I know you guys are the

3:30

first time digging into it. Man, I don't even my brain just

3:33

physically had a rough time

3:40

piecing this thing together.

3:40

There's just a lot going on in

3:43

this there's just so much so

3:43

much going on.

3:48

There's a lot yeah, I I love hate it. I will say for

3:49

this being in the last couple of

3:55

years as a you know, newer

3:55

YouTube channel. Just right off

4:02

the bat, similar to our Kepler

4:02

video, follow along with his

4:07

channel while you're listening

4:07

to this, if you can, yeah, be

4:10

very probably the best way to do

4:10

this. Yeah, I've been told that.

4:14

If you listen to our cat three

4:14

episode, and you watch the

4:16

videos while we're doing it, it

4:16

gives you such a good segue into

4:21

the the videos, so just keep

4:21

that in mind. It's filmed really

4:24

well post content. It's great.

4:24

So yeah, it's very high quality.

4:28

Yeah,

4:28

I'll give it that. Like, I

4:28

have my own little theory about

4:32

post content we'll get to at the

4:32

end but this this shit is this

4:35

motherfucker shot it on, like a

4:35

beautiful camera. He's very good

4:39

at like how he uploads it's all

4:39

meshed very very well.

4:43

Yeah, it's it's incredibly

4:43

high quality compared to a lot

4:46

of the bullshit you're gonna

4:46

find on YouTube, especially for

4:49

a once again, vague horror

4:49

channel, which we seem to

4:54

specialize in. But no, it's it's

4:54

a fun little little getaway from

4:59

real life. If I say fun like

4:59

it's not terrifying if you're by

5:02

yourself Oh yeah, no, it's

5:02

the word fun getaway I would

5:05

swap out fun getaway with visit

5:05

to Hell yeah.

5:10

Normal as fuck, even like with the first the

5:12

first episode I mean, the first

5:16

episode isn't exactly the most

5:16

terrifying. It's still a good

5:20

introduction to the whole seat.

5:20

Yeah, it definitely catches you

5:22

off guard, but it's a very good

5:22

introduction to the whole series

5:25

as a whole. I promise. I promise

5:25

if you watch the first episode,

5:30

the first video on this channel,

5:30

and you're like, What? Why? Why

5:34

the fuck would I watch this?

5:34

Watch? Keep watching, please.

5:37

It's it's a little that first

5:37

one was a little cheesy, like

5:41

the pilot episode of a television

5:41

show where you're like, Oh,

5:45

yeah, okay,

5:46

remember that shitty first

5:46

episode of Parks and Recreation?

5:49

Get through. It was like

5:49

the 90 minute fucking intro

5:51

song. Yes, get through it. Just

5:51

like this. The rest is

5:54

fantastic.

5:55

Um,

5:57

but speaking of shows that

5:57

have a lot of followers, this

6:01

one. At the time of research?

6:01

Well, when I first found it a

6:06

while ago, I don't know, like,

6:06

say a year year and a half ago

6:10

maybe on? Yeah, it was like it

6:10

was under 100. So it was one of

6:14

those very, very, very unknown

6:14

YouTube channels. Hell, sorry.

6:18

No, the

6:19

the next bow fucking video

6:19

when that we took a lot of

6:22

reference from shout out to

6:22

Mexico. Next bow is the

6:26

screencaps that he was using,

6:26

even had like, Oh, this video

6:30

that only has 47 views. And you

6:30

look at it now. And it's like,

6:36

yeah, yeah, it's

6:36

definitely evolved over the,

6:40

over the course of a couple of

6:40

years here. And you'll you'll

6:43

kind of notice that too, when we

6:43

go through it. But if you go to

6:46

the channel, you'll you'll see,

6:46

you'll you'll know exactly why

6:49

this is as popular as it is now. Absolutely. So as we kind of go

6:51

through this, I just kinda want

6:56

to provide like a kind of like

6:56

some sort of structure. So as

7:00

you're listening along with those, you kind of know what to expect what we've covered. We're

7:01

going to be basically talking

7:05

about the videos in order as

7:05

they came out, we're not talking

7:09

about all of them. Because there

7:09

are some that are less helpful.

7:14

They're less relevant for sure.

7:14

Yeah. But they all every single

7:19

video plays an important part in

7:19

this series on fortunately, we

7:24

can't cover all of them. Because

7:24

otherwise this you will be

7:27

listening to this episode for a

7:27

year too long. Yeah, so we're

7:31

gonna kind of try to condense

7:31

it. Put in order. Just make it

7:35

way, way easier to digest.

7:35

Trigger warning as well on this

7:39

one. This deals with some sensitive. Yeah. So if you don't like those

7:42

things, get get up on

7:50

here. I would also say

7:50

like prepare for some jump scare

7:56

ask things.

7:57

Are we doing an audio

7:57

jumpscare? But actually, the

8:04

answer's yes.

8:05

No, but in the videos that

8:05

you pitch in the videos, there

8:08

can be some like, like, caught

8:08

me off guard something Oh, yeah.

8:12

And your face? Yeah. So prepare

8:12

for that.

8:14

If you if anyone listening

8:14

has ever seen the movie, like

8:17

not the old bit, but like the

8:17

remake of it. It's, it shares a

8:22

quality in that. It'll terrify

8:22

you, and then keep terrifying

8:27

you because whatever you're

8:27

terrified of doesn't leave the

8:30

screen. No, it just keeps kind

8:30

of getting closer and creepier.

8:33

And it just builds the sense of

8:33

dread. And amazing at doing

8:37

that. It's my favorite Android is my favorite. So fucking good.

8:38

Well

8:40

with that. Not only did

8:40

this this whole not only the

8:49

postcard, are you okay? Call an

8:49

ambulance, not only to post

8:53

content give me a shitty couple

8:53

nights. But he had his own

8:56

shitty nights as well. Oh,

8:58

I love what you're what

8:58

you're doing there.

9:01

What is the fastest way to

9:01

get around town? segue go Jake.

9:07

And you're out. So get out the first video.

9:08

Yeah, Mike. Mike is no longer in

9:12

the studio. We have kicked him

9:12

off the podcast, Doug and I will

9:15

be doing a dynamic duo from now on.

9:17

Don't look under the fart from your show.

9:19

He's back. Um, so Mike

9:19

segway was getting to the fact

9:24

that the first episode or the

9:24

first episode, I'm gonna keep

9:27

saying episode on that's fine. I mean, you might

9:28

as well actually call this these are all

9:29

episodes in a larger story. So

9:33

the first episode kind of goes

9:33

over introductions and it's

9:37

called another shitty night. Now

9:37

the first thing you see is the

9:43

point of view shot of just the

9:43

door to someone's room. You see

9:50

this little creepy like little

9:50

ghost sitting up in the corner?

9:53

He's gonna be in a lot of the shots. That's a painting. Just heads

9:55

up. Yeah, it's a little painting of

9:56

like this sad or terrified.

10:00

Something like that. When you

10:00

get this real calming kind of

10:05

ambience that kind of turns a

10:05

little darker and you meet our

10:11

well subject. We don't know his

10:11

name in that doesn't really ever

10:16

say it. So a lot of people just

10:16

refer to him as post. All we can

10:20

really see is this guy's room.

10:20

And then a few seconds in he

10:26

kind of pans and you discover

10:26

that his floors are covered in

10:34

trash bags.

10:35

Usually the floor is lava.

10:35

Usually, yeah, here it's hefty

10:38

bags. Yeah.

10:39

The floor is hefty bags. They're the scented ones.

10:43

It's an experimental game that he's trying

10:45

to get on the floor and

10:45

it'll be fine. Living the dream.

10:49

Um, so we see these trash bags

10:49

everywhere. And when I first saw

10:52

that my mind just kind of went

10:52

like what the fuck why. Okay.

10:56

And he goes to the door, because

10:56

he like he thinks he hears a

11:00

noise and he goes and looks and

11:00

it's cracked open and he goes to

11:03

shut his door. I'm guessing to

11:03

like, keep the noises out while

11:07

he's recording as we might have

11:07

some experience with that. As he

11:12

does you just see the sliver of

11:12

this

11:18

face shirking maybe it's a very

11:18

ominous looking,

11:22

it looks like if somebody took a

11:22

like an apple seed, and made it

11:29

the size of like a sled and just

11:29

stretched it and put these just

11:34

took gouges of like, it looks

11:34

like it looks like the spy

11:39

versus spy. It looks like the

11:39

white spy. Yeah, if you went

11:42

through like a torture program.

11:42

Yeah, or something.

11:46

Or Alec Baldwin's face in

11:46

Beetlejuice when they fuck with

11:50

them.

11:51

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

11:53

yeah. So it's, it's a very

11:53

fucked up face. And what he does

11:58

is he he stops for a second and

11:58

then kind of backs up, he goes

12:04

over he goes, Oh, goes over,

12:04

hits the spacebar on his

12:07

computer, and the ambient,

12:07

creepy music stops which kind of

12:11

cues you into Oh, okay, this

12:11

isn't part of the video. He's

12:14

just playing that for some

12:15

reason. It's just how it

12:15

hangs out. Yeah, I just got home

12:18

from a long day kind of put on

12:18

for music for an hour.

12:22

Just like to the home vlog everyone.

12:25

Um, so after he shuts it off, he

12:25

goes back to the door. And this

12:29

is where things get fucking

12:29

right off the bat, just bananas.

12:33

He he sticks his hand out the

12:33

door. And he turns the camera

12:37

and himself around. And then

12:37

like he shakes for a second and

12:42

whips around. And you see this

12:42

thing has now opened the door.

12:46

You see it's full face ish. It

12:46

says a polite word faces a very

12:52

polite word for what you're

12:52

looking at. And it's now

12:54

grabbing him. And like

12:54

everything gets all glitchy and

12:58

like fucked up. And then he you

12:58

see him like let go and like

13:01

slam the door shut. And that's

13:01

the whole video, the kickoff

13:06

post content.

13:06

So this is why I this is

13:06

what I mean when I said before,

13:11

I feel like I'm getting taken

13:11

out of the world a little bit.

13:15

Because obviously we have this

13:15

weird creature. And keep in mind

13:21

too. If you're watching the

13:21

videos, the mask does look like

13:23

it's like paper mushy.

13:24

For sure. Yeah, it again,

13:24

like I said, keep watching,

13:28

please. Yeah, it doesn't look

13:28

good, but

13:33

it's one of those things

13:33

where Okay, so this this isn't

13:38

like set in real world anymore.

13:38

You know? I mean, there's like

13:42

magical influence to it.

13:44

Yeah, it definitely puts you out of reality.

13:45

That's exactly what I'm

13:45

that's what she me. Yes, it

13:48

pulls me out of reality. Because

13:48

when I think AR g I think these

13:51

things are trying to be as close

13:51

to like, making you think this

13:55

is real as possible. But now we

13:55

just have this weird paper

13:58

machine face, man. I know

13:58

there's some Yeah, some movie

14:02

magic going on. You

14:03

know what I mean? is it's

14:03

pretty safe to say that this

14:05

obviously is not real by any

14:05

means. Normally, we like to keep

14:09

a sense of mystery around whether

14:09

something's real or not. There's

14:13

no fucking way to

14:14

do that here. Video one

14:14

you can tell it's not real.

14:17

It's just it's No.

14:18

And from that point on,

14:18

it's I no longer feel any type

14:21

of like, danger. You know what I

14:21

mean? Or, or alertness? Is I

14:27

rare?

14:28

Because the rest of the

14:28

series made me feel very, very

14:31

threatened.

14:32

Well, no. Well, I feel

14:32

like now I'm watching. From this

14:37

point forward. I feel like I'm

14:37

more or less watching a movie

14:39

rather than like, oh my god is

14:39

this guy. Is he okay? Like, Is

14:43

this real? Now? It just feels

14:43

more like a movie to me.

14:46

Yeah, yeah. So I feel like

14:46

the paper machine does

14:49

absolutely. erase

14:52

it. Yeah, exactly.

14:53

Hence why we'll be calling

14:53

these episodes instead of

14:55

videos. Yes. Very good point. The weird

14:56

This here does not like it just

15:02

keeps amplifying after this,

15:02

especially when you get to the

15:06

next video. Like I said, we're

15:06

going to be doing a little bit

15:09

of jumping here. But this is

15:09

literally the second video you

15:13

see on the channel.

15:15

Yes. And it so far, it

15:15

makes no sense with what's going

15:20

on not. And not even that the

15:20

first episode makes any sense.

15:25

But all you get is you get a

15:25

single shot of a steady cam of

15:32

just a TV playing what looks

15:32

like, like a motivational type

15:38

of video. Yeah, play the audio

15:38

for here for you. Yeah.

15:41

Do you want to? You want

15:41

to play it real quick and then

15:44

kind of dive into? Yeah, but

15:44

yeah, play the audio, right?

15:47

Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna

15:47

play the audio for you. Now,

16:24

so keep moving. If

16:24

you feel yourself slipping. Just

16:34

remember this an ice cream.

16:34

Enjoy it before.

16:46

So that was a little

16:46

snippet from the actual audio.

16:49

We took probably the last half

16:49

of it, I guess. Yeah. more to

16:53

it. But we didn't want to play the entire thing.

16:55

You don't really need the first day. Yeah,

16:57

but you hear this audio

16:57

and you're watching it on this

17:00

TV. And there's like, it looks

17:00

like like motivational stuff.

17:03

Like there's like fireworks

17:03

going off. It's like a shot of

17:06

like a nice clean meadow. It's

17:06

everything just seems like he's

17:10

watching a video that's trying

17:10

to pick him up and do that and

17:14

bit. Life is an ice cream. We

17:14

actually get a callback from

17:19

that on episode one. There's

17:19

that episode one it shows his

17:25

laptop. And there's a post a

17:25

note that says life is an ice

17:27

cream. Yes. Yeah,

17:28

you're right. You're right. Yeah. I know. I just looked at you like you had a

17:30

third penis. But I well. Yeah.

17:37

But yeah,

17:38

Mike's anatomy episode. Yeah. There's a podcast I would do.

17:46

Stop, stop. That's my third lover.

17:50

It's weird. It's out of place.

17:52

Yeah. And that's all it

17:52

is, is just this commercial on a

17:56

TV.

17:57

So I don't know if you

17:57

picked up on it or not. But if

18:01

you listen to it enough, you

18:01

know whose voice it is?

18:05

Yes. I was about to say

18:05

that. Please. So you find out

18:09

that voice. If you watched

18:09

episode one might sound familiar

18:12

to you. It's post. Yep, it's our

18:12

our subject. You can you can

18:18

DiCaprio meme right now. Where's this?

18:20

Oh? Yeah, it's why is he

18:20

listening to himself? Why is he

18:27

sitting in a fucking dingy? an

18:27

unfinished room with a laptop on

18:30

an old school chair. Just

18:30

listening to himself be

18:34

motivational.

18:35

Sometimes your greatest

18:35

motivator is yourself. You know

18:38

self hustle. Who said that? I

18:38

don't know some guy. Mahatma

18:41

Gandhi, Churchill. Probably

18:42

Hitler. Hope it's not the latter.

18:48

It might be

18:51

it's just it's it's weird.

18:51

Both of these videos are weird.

18:55

But just spoiler they're all

18:55

weird. Yes. All right. Yeah.

18:59

fucked up. But

19:00

if you go so in the corner

19:00

of the video as well. And in the

19:03

title of the video, it says it's

19:03

the title, the video is easygo

19:07

Solutions 2018. So you actually

19:07

see in the video in the corner,

19:13

the initials eg s easiyo

19:13

solutions. And you can actually

19:19

find a YouTube channel called

19:19

easygo solutions where they have

19:24

other like, oh, commercial

19:24

looking things on there. Like

19:28

there's one where it's like life

19:28

hacks and things like that. So

19:33

it's interesting. There's other

19:33

videos on there that don't

19:36

pertain to anything

19:37

at the moment. So after

19:37

this little little detour into

19:42

easy go solutions, you get to

19:42

one of my personal favorite

19:45

videos. It's just called vlog.

19:49

Welcome to the home vlog. Yep. And it's it. As soon as you

19:50

start watching, you know,

19:55

something is incredibly,

19:55

incredibly wrong. This video

20:00

opens up with a camera pointed

20:00

down a hallway. And all you see

20:05

is like half of this thing

20:05

standing in the doorway. And

20:13

he's just got these nightmarish

20:13

fingers. They're like a foot

20:17

long each and they're just

20:17

twitching and like moving in

20:22

awkward, unnatural ways. And it

20:22

looks like he's staring let's

20:27

just cut we're gonna call this

20:27

guy post from now on. Yeah,

20:30

yeah. On post

20:31

don't get confused with

20:31

post malone different posts or

20:35

the post office

20:36

how if you do substitute

20:36

post malone for this post this

20:41

whole thing gets way funnier not a not a bad parody that

20:47

post malone content no so you

20:47

see this thing with these

20:54

nightmarish fingers just staring

20:54

our Subject POSts down as he

21:01

tries to it's almost like a like

21:01

a sign off on a vlog like he

21:05

tries saying like smash that

21:05

like button and ring the or

21:09

click the ring that bell and

21:09

he's just super awkward about

21:12

it. And you hear him like fumble

21:12

for a bit and you hear him say

21:16

like fuck oh my god and then he

21:16

like hits play in a video it's

21:20

almost like he's trying to copy

21:20

of like a vlog that exists

21:23

already hits play it I think

21:23

it's Logan Paul. How do you know

21:27

that? Ah doesn't everyone hate that

21:28

guy?

21:32

oh no the next day

21:38

so yeah, he kind of he

21:38

looks at something for

21:40

reference. And as he kind of he

21:40

turns away for a second and then

21:45

when he pans back this thing

21:45

that's haunting His home is

21:51

gone. It's almost like he was

21:51

waiting for him to finish the

21:56

the sign off on the vlog almost

21:56

like this thing wants him to

21:58

make a vlog you

21:59

tell people to smash that

21:59

like button and ring that bell

22:02

or I swear to God, I'll bring my

22:02

sausage fingers over there right

22:05

now would be in the face.

22:07

Every time you say

22:07

nightmare fingers.

22:09

All I can think about is Alex I

22:09

know Salad Fingers and kissed

22:13

the differences he's not

22:13

caressing rusty spoons or

22:16

kettles. He's just just

22:16

twitching is twitching around.

22:20

But it looks like he's making

22:20

him make this vlog video. So

22:24

this video It ends with him

22:24

recording this vlog

22:29

episode looking up hints and then this

22:31

thing is gone. And you don't get

22:35

any more information in this

22:35

video.

22:39

But we do go to the next video

22:39

where it's called encounter

22:45

tutorial. So at this point in

22:45

his YouTube series, now he is

22:50

going to be making tutorials.

22:50

Maybe he's trying new things. We

22:55

don't really know but we see him

22:55

vlogging and now doing tutorials

22:59

he's definitely got this trope

22:59

of you know YouTube video kind

23:04

of motifs going on yeah,

23:06

yeah he's like trying just

23:06

become like an influencer or

23:09

something. It seems like well the about

23:11

like if you go to his

23:11

YouTube channel and literally

23:14

like in his ABOUT SECTION says,

23:14

like professional YouTuber. Have

23:18

you caught that or not?

23:19

I do not.

23:20

I don't know if it has

23:20

much to do with anything but I

23:23

think it's funny that he just

23:23

like off the bat is like I am a

23:25

professional youtuber one video in the fucking barrel.

23:27

I'm, I got it.

23:30

We got it, boys.

23:32

When do I start making that add?

23:35

Questions that where's my

23:35

blue checkmark?

23:37

Yeah, right. But yeah, so we get

23:37

encounter tutorial. So in the

23:44

description of this one, it says

23:44

trying out a new thing. Hope you

23:47

like it. I'm not really sure

23:47

about the logistics of this

23:50

trope. But I mean, if it ain't

23:50

broke, so we have that little

23:53

snippet even says trope, so you

23:53

know, he's just doing a bunch of

23:57

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's

23:57

definitely following like a

24:00

theme because I mean, Trump

24:00

legit means a theme of a movie.

24:05

No. So.

24:07

So in this one, we have a

24:07

friend that we see again, from

24:11

the last video. Nightmare

24:11

fingers, let's

24:14

not call him friend. This

24:14

guy's not my friend. He's not in

24:18

my top eight. He's bottom like

24:18

10 you might reconsider once you

24:23

find your prostate. Even those

24:23

fingers, do some damage just

24:27

became number three. I'm like,

24:29

he's not going to

24:29

recommend seeing a second

24:32

specialist for sure. So this

24:32

video is pretty weird. You see

24:40

the point of view of him kind of

24:40

standing outside, it's raining,

24:44

it's dark. You get like one

24:44

streetlight that's kind of

24:47

lighting up. This, you know,

24:47

this demon that we're seeing.

24:52

He's just standing there,

24:52

touching his head, moving his

24:54

fingers, and you hear posts kind

24:54

of explaining like, you know

24:59

what, if you cannot just look

24:59

away, he kind of goes away. So

25:04

you see him. Look behind him.

25:04

And right there on the ground is

25:10

a body bag with some rope tied

25:10

around it.

25:14

Now, how do we know it's a body?

25:17

I mean, it's pretty obvious that

25:17

it's a body just by looking at

25:20

it. You see the head, the

25:20

shoulders, Jason

25:27

walked you right into that one.

25:28

Thank you, Jason. world do

25:28

you see a trash bag with rope

25:32

tied around it and it's all

25:32

lumpy and you don't think

25:36

in the world of Reddit

25:36

because I see so many fucking

25:38

people posting they arranged

25:38

their recyclables like putting a

25:42

gallon milk jug and then like

25:42

stacking shit around our bodies.

25:45

Yeah,

25:45

the body though. Yeah,

25:49

I mean, that's kind of

25:49

what we get out of that video.

25:51

And so once he does look behind

25:51

them and looks back to where he

25:54

was originally looking,

25:54

nightmare fingers has gotten,

25:58

we're gonna just keep calling him nightmare fingers because I don't know what to fucking call

26:00

this same and that's the that's the

26:01

best way to call him because his

26:04

fingers are fucking nightmarish.

26:07

Um, so, after encounter

26:07

tutorial, we get the encounter

26:12

update. Okay, so the description

26:12

of this video says, just a quick

26:17

update for those of you who are

26:17

curious about what happened

26:19

earlier. I hope this clears it

26:19

up. I'm sure it won't. So

26:24

basically, in this video, he's

26:24

back in his room, and he's kind

26:27

of just talking out loud. And

26:27

you see, you know, you get the

26:31

the garbage bags on the floor.

26:31

And he says he thinks he might

26:35

have been assaulted by an

26:35

unknown individual. And then he

26:38

proceeds to kick a bloody bucket

26:38

over and says that he is feeling

26:43

fine. Hmm. And he kind of makes

26:43

light by saying, you know, you

26:48

know, I think he was just trying

26:48

to rob me. I don't really know.

26:51

And his tone of voice goes from

26:51

Yeah, really, really unsure

26:57

about things like we like we

26:57

hear him in the last like couple

27:00

of videos to this real confident

27:00

tone.

27:06

Yeah,

27:06

but the last thing you see

27:06

in the video is a whole bunch of

27:11

rope just kind of piled up in

27:11

the corner of his room.

27:15

Where else have we seen rope?

27:17

rope store? The rope store

27:17

is Yeah, ropes Rs. ropes are

27:22

auction sites. Snakes are

27:22

Nope. ropes, boxing rings and

27:26

like tie up my dead bodies. That's

27:29

where we go. Yeah. So we've got

27:39

a bloody bucket and a whole heap

27:39

a

27:41

rope. And there's like some

27:41

gloves in the bucket or some

27:44

shit. Nope, there's some gloves on the

27:44

ground as well. So yeah, that's

27:48

kind of kind of just a weird

27:48

segue into, you know, his

27:54

tutorials. So this kind of leads

27:54

us into the next tutorial video,

27:59

which is called constraint

27:59

tutorial. This one has a

28:03

description that is that reads.

28:03

Finally another tutorial. Got a

28:08

bit queasy at the end there. But

28:08

otherwise, it turned out pretty

28:10

good. Not sure which one of us

28:10

needs to get out more mirror

28:13

that thing. Am I right? So making jokes,

28:19

so that'll make more sense when

28:19

I kind of explained the video

28:21

but so he's in his room. It's

28:21

dark. He's kind of like, looking

28:26

out into the window.

28:29

Yeah, like his blinds are like a

28:29

little bit of it's like the

28:31

fucking inches. Yeah, space. You

28:31

can look out. Yeah.

28:35

So says he hates looking into

28:35

reflections at night. Never

28:39

knowing what you might see. And

28:39

this whole time you're just

28:42

seeing this like floating white

28:42

face. The best way I can

28:47

describe it is that it looks

28:47

like one of those like cheap

28:51

masks that you get at like,

28:51

spirit Halloween. That's just

28:54

like a white fucking mask.

28:56

Yeah, guy folks go Fawkes

28:56

mask yourself. Like,

29:00

they decide deeper, they

29:00

get to decide not to paint a Guy

29:04

Fawkes mask. Yeah. But so from the last video, we

29:07

hear him say you want to look

29:10

away from nightmare fingers. And

29:10

this one, he tells you that you

29:15

don't want to look away from

29:15

this one. So you can just like

29:18

the video the whole time and

29:18

just focused on this thing. So

29:21

are these tutorials more or less

29:21

just like how to deal with these

29:26

very specific entities that live

29:26

in only his house?

29:29

It's starting to look that way.

29:29

Very much starting to look that

29:33

way. right to have that info. But the weirdest things are like

29:35

the names of these videos, you

29:39

know, encounter, I guess that

29:39

could you know, he's

29:42

encountering that demon. I don't

29:42

know. But like constraint like,

29:45

nothing in this video seems like

29:45

kind of screams constraint at

29:48

you or the fact that he has to

29:48

look at it. But he mentions his

29:53

mother in this video. She says

29:53

that she told him that with

29:57

enough confidence, this will go

29:57

away. And you know, his tone

30:01

gets kind of more provocative at

30:01

this point. And confident like

30:05

he was you know, like he was before? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like in the

30:07

witch videos that again? The

30:12

update, right?

30:12

Yeah, yeah.

30:14

Yeah. So um, you see him

30:14

actually kind of give you a

30:17

little glimpse into how this

30:17

face that you're seeing works.

30:21

So he does look away at one

30:21

point and as he turns back, it's

30:25

now closer to the window a

30:25

little closer to the right side

30:27

of the window.

30:29

Hey, That why don't you

30:29

god damn mannequin

30:33

What is it SCP What?

30:35

Oh the concrete boy 147 or

30:35

something yeah

30:38

concrete boy I don't

30:38

remember but yeah, yeah yeah I

30:40

think also think you know for

30:40

other nerds out there Doctor Who

30:44

the

30:45

crybabies creepy,

30:47

right so this thing gets

30:47

really close to the window and

30:54

kind of starts to like one of

30:54

the eyes kind of starts to like

30:57

melt or something like almost like this black is

30:59

kind of starting to take over

31:01

the face this I'm not gonna lie

31:01

This video is what drew me into

31:06

this whole series like the

31:06

nightmare of fingers was cool

31:10

like after you watch it so many

31:10

times to little corny but this

31:13

one legitimately like spooky

31:13

freaked me the fuck out. I was

31:17

like, Oh my god, I love this. Yeah, watch this

31:18

video in the dark, late at

31:22

night. But uh, yeah, so once the

31:22

face finally leaves you see kind

31:27

of start to mountain and kind of

31:27

goes away. He just like

31:31

immediately starts to get sick

31:31

and jumps out of bed and just

31:34

starts puking in the sounds of

31:34

the eg Yes, recording. started

31:39

playing EDS again, huh?

31:42

Yeah,

31:42

it's full circle is ago so

31:42

it's

31:46

almost like easygo my and post

31:46

content might be related.

31:52

You never know. You never know.

31:52

But I do know. Me too.

31:58

So after he vomits a fuck

31:58

ton into the bloody bucket.

32:03

Right. So he hasn't cleaned I

32:03

think that's gross. I mean,

32:06

that's an OSHA fucking

32:08

bombs like me migration. I never flush my toilet.

32:11

How? How?

32:15

environmental Have you

32:17

save water man?

32:19

save water pee into my pee.

32:21

That's why I mean all my neighbors shower together to have you like upper deck to your

32:23

own toilet.

32:25

Oh, yeah. conserve space

32:25

constantly. Nice.

32:28

So the next video is how

32:28

labelled house tour. He starts

32:34

off the video.

32:35

Hey, what's up everybody?

32:35

This is post Welcome to my crib.

32:39

You're not? You're not

32:39

entirely off though. What's up?

32:45

What's up gamers? I

32:46

need you to ring that bell.

32:48

You're not entirely off

32:48

though. He does like oh, you

32:50

know all the vloggers do like

32:50

house tours. So I guess I'll do

32:54

one too. So he goes up, like,

32:54

open up his door and he

32:58

hesitates a little bit. And then

32:58

he finally opens up the door.

33:02

And it's just as long hallway

33:02

with both sides is like three

33:07

different doors and they're all

33:07

closed. And he's like, Oh, I

33:11

don't go into those rooms that

33:11

I'm not allowed in there. And

33:14

then he goes to another one at

33:14

the end. You know, this is the

33:17

bathroom. Let's check it out.

33:17

And he goes and he goes open it

33:20

but he can't open the door. And

33:20

then you just hear like, I

33:23

remember him from the

33:25

doors. Oh man. It's

33:25

terrifying.

33:30

I know I'm really

33:30

capturing the atmosphere. It's

33:37

like monster noises kinda like

33:37

someone's in the bathroom. And

33:39

he's like, oh, must be occupied.

33:41

It's literally like if a

33:41

pterodactyl was trapped in a

33:44

subwoofer.

33:45

Yeah, that's very

33:45

specific and

33:48

accurate. Yeah, you say subwoofer. So

33:51

subwoofer. Yeah,

33:54

he's someone's in an

33:54

occupied occupied which is odd

34:00

because from what we can tell he

34:00

lives alone. You know, besides

34:05

like, murder finger man and

34:05

women face boy murder finger

34:09

man. Murder of nightmare

34:10

figures and nightmare fingers white face and

34:11

white face to Electric Boogaloo.

34:20

Perfect.

34:21

So then he opens up the

34:21

door at the end of the hallway.

34:24

And he goes down these stairs.

34:24

And first off, he has a

34:29

downstairs and it's nice

34:29

looking. Pretty nice place.

34:34

Everything's covered in plastic.

34:34

And it kind of looks like your

34:37

grandma's house. You know what I

34:37

mean? It's got like an old

34:40

fashioned looking couch and

34:40

layer all like shelves with

34:43

like, grandma's knickknacks on

34:43

there and whatnot. And

34:47

everything is covered in

34:47

plastic. Just

34:50

couches, tables,

34:51

everything everything is covered in black. I

34:53

like his room. Yeah,

34:54

but it like if his bed was

34:54

covered with plastic too.

34:58

Instead of blankets

34:59

to come germaphobe maybe

34:59

that was the sweaty plastic

35:04

fields on his his Naval Station.

35:08

But that's really all

35:08

there is to this video. But this

35:12

guy has a huge ass house.

35:14

Yeah, it's decently sized.

35:16

It's huge shit. And the

35:16

weird thing is the easygo

35:20

Solutions video where it's just

35:20

like that computer on like the

35:24

chair and you're just watching

35:24

easygo commercial. Yeah, that's

35:27

not this home or at least

35:27

doesn't look like it. So he's

35:30

Filmed in two different locations it would seem

35:33

Do you want to say he gets

35:33

like really excited when he gets

35:36

down stones? Yeah

35:38

he's like hey I haven't

35:39

I don't really go down here much like this kind of ever like I

35:40

didn't plan on showing you but

35:44

like he literally opens the door

35:44

and he's like and here

35:47

we are.

35:49

Yeah. Oh, okay it's your downstairs

35:51

man. Yeah right here

35:54

there's just like an ominous

35:54

swinging light Yeah, there's

35:57

one light swing it Yeah, that's

35:58

right I forgot about that

35:59

even makes like he alludes

35:59

to it. It's supposed to look way

36:02

more fucked up than it is. He's like, Huh,

36:04

actually, it's not too bad down

36:04

here. He's never been

36:08

downstairs.

36:09

It kind of gives off the

36:09

inclination that that what

36:13

implantation? Is that the word it's not

36:15

going there's incantation

36:15

and inkling.

36:18

Okay, so we're gonna go with inkling

36:19

I'm guessing an ink

36:19

plantation is a hunch that

36:22

summons

36:31

That sounds great. Okay,

36:31

but you get this inkling that

36:35

maybe the downstairs is like

36:35

these creatures area you know

36:40

what I mean? Yeah, he's not

36:40

allowed to go down there. That's

36:42

where these spooky nightmare

36:42

fingers and nudges hang out.

36:46

Yeah, everything the light

36:46

touches is not mine.

36:50

Liquid made me feel like

36:50

he's like not actually like,

36:53

like maybe I don't even know how

36:53

to explain this correctly. But

36:56

like It's like he's seeing it

36:56

different ways whenever he goes

36:59

down there. Yeah, you know?

37:00

Yeah, that's true. Absolutely.

37:03

So once we go from the

37:03

house door, we get to our last

37:07

tutorial. This one is called the

37:07

indifference tutorial. Again,

37:14

the name of the video.

37:16

no

37:17

correlation. No, not

37:17

really. But this one's

37:20

description says Don't forget to

37:20

like also whoever you are stop

37:23

messaging me. I know what I'm

37:23

doing. I added the tone

37:28

just saying I mean it's accurate

37:28

he's not happy about it.

37:31

No, and we actually get we get

37:31

no speaking in this video. It is

37:35

actually all subtitles. Oh,

37:35

that's right. He's uh he lets

37:40

you in on that. He's like by the

37:40

way I've chosen to do subtitles

37:43

Yeah, he mentioned like

37:43

isn't it because he says like

37:45

the things don't like speaking

37:45

will make noises Yeah, speaking

37:48

is what makes noise and being in

37:48

silence this keeps alive or

37:52

something like that.

37:53

Yeah, I have it all and I

37:53

think yeah please feel

38:02

lonely and cool.

38:05

So basically, we get these

38:05

images of like a body bag kind

38:13

of just like hanging like in

38:13

front of him and we get this

38:19

text being written out on the

38:19

screen. Morning equal victory

38:23

victory equal staying awake and

38:23

through this you know no

38:28

speaking video we get a lot of

38:28

this text that pops up on the

38:31

screen. One of them being awake

38:31

that you just stay you see it

38:36

constantly okay, but a lot this

38:36

is what the video ends up saying

38:40

says whatever is behind has come

38:40

closer. I feel breathing. This

38:46

is my mistake, but morning will

38:46

come soon. Safety will come

38:50

soon. That's pretty much the

38:50

whole video you just see this

38:53

hanging bodybag

38:56

Jesus,

38:57

so he's basically saying

38:57

he has to stay awake and silent

38:59

until morning. Otherwise he's

38:59

not safe. What happens if he

39:03

loses he said victory equals

39:03

morning and morning Eagles

39:06

staying awake

39:07

now what if he just like

39:07

sneezes game over?

39:11

He's gonna refilm it it's very meta. Here in my mind

39:15

goes to like his anus will

39:21

envelop him hole or something like that? No,

39:23

he's alright to take too

39:26

I don't know this this one

39:26

just this one's kind of hard to

39:29

decipher because like we've seen

39:29

the body bag once before now

39:34

we're seeing it hanging up right

39:34

or maybe standing upright I'm

39:37

not really it's hard to tell

39:37

because you're only getting like

39:40

kind of a little shot of it but

39:40

you know Is he is his post the

39:46

one looking at this are we like

39:46

like what are we fucking seeing

39:50

is kind of where your mind goes

39:50

in this and yeah, there's no

39:53

explanation through the videos there's like there's these weird

39:55

whispers and just it's super

39:59

fucking creepy it I literally

39:59

like I my toes curled and like

40:04

my skin started to crawl when I

40:04

first saw this one. I was like,

40:07

oh my god. How? How are you? How are you staying

40:09

awake and looking at this thing

40:13

right now? It's fucked. Life

40:13

finds away.

40:18

So the last part of the video we

40:18

see the body bag, you know

40:22

starting to wiggle around. You

40:22

hear his you know classic like

40:27

buzzer text message. Come off

40:27

the bow. Yeah, the very obvious

40:33

like text message noise, and

40:33

then the body falls on the

40:36

floor. Hmm, that's what we get

40:36

out of that one.

40:39

I think don't we also kind of

40:39

see like the sunlight start to

40:42

creep in, right? I think a little bit like, the

40:43

room gets a little bit lighter.

40:46

Like it's about to like the

40:46

sun's kind of like, yeah, the

40:48

horizon is you get that like beam of light. So you can know that like, okay,

40:50

morning equals victory. Victory

40:54

is staying awake. He stayed

40:54

awake. It's now morning. That

40:58

mean? What did he win? Johnny?

41:01

You just saying that out loud.

41:01

Just actually gave me like this

41:04

weird idea. It's like, you know,

41:04

victory equal. staying awake.

41:10

It's an if then. Like, well, no,

41:10

not even that. It's just the

41:15

body falls over. As soon as the

41:15

light comes up. The body went to

41:19

sleep as soon as it could.

41:22

Oh, so it sounds like it has to

41:22

stay awake during nighttime.

41:26

borgess is up. And if it knows

41:26

where you are, and is like, near

41:31

you, you have to stay awake.

41:31

Otherwise, x happens? I don't

41:36

know. Like if awake, then death

41:36

or something super

41:40

awesome to get math

41:40

equations in this.

41:42

I mean, do you like math?

41:44

No. Okay, let's

41:45

know. The things that you keep like

41:47

the more you watch this series,

41:50

the more things you kind of pick

41:50

up on and just talking out loud

41:52

with both of them in the room

41:52

about things too, because we

41:54

really don't talk about these

41:54

things. Or Yeah, we research on

41:58

our own prior prior. I can work

41:58

good. You kind of start to like

42:05

think of things you didn't think

42:05

of before, which is really fun.

42:07

Yeah. You're welcome everybody. These

42:09

are all raw reactions. Yeah.

42:11

From the three of us. Fuck

42:13

it. We're doing it live.

42:14

I mean, this is the why this is why we love this shit. It's just it's a lot of fun.

42:16

That is all Thank you. Goodbye.

42:21

sign off the next videos

42:21

we get there. They're pretty

42:25

short. So I'm just going to

42:25

compile them together sharing

42:28

one called trial and another

42:28

called error. Hmm, I wonder if

42:31

they're meant to go together

42:31

kind of it would seem so right.

42:34

Yeah, I'm in trial. It starts

42:34

off you get this like it just

42:40

starts with like this creepy

42:40

shuffling man. Like going from

42:45

Oh, yeah, one room to the other.

42:47

I completely fucking

42:47

forgot about the beginning of

42:49

this.

42:49

very creepy. Yeah. And

42:49

then it just shuffles from one

42:54

or the other news like oh, you

42:54

know, I hear they he mentioned

42:58

something about them not liking

42:58

What's that? music genre?

43:04

vaporwave for wave you mentioned

43:04

them not liking vaporwave and

43:09

then he just runs back to his

43:09

room. turns off like the ambient

43:12

Horror Music and just turns out

43:12

some vaporwave shit knees like

43:16

this will show them. Yeah. And

43:16

then yeah, like you hear that? I

43:20

believe you hear the thing kind

43:20

of groaning in the background.

43:22

They just go silent when he puts on the vapor wave.

43:24

So I'm pretty sure the

43:24

like the the one you saw in the

43:27

very first episode. The shitty

43:27

night video. Yeah. He like he's

43:34

just kind of standing in the

43:34

doorway to the room. He and he's

43:37

just kind of like it looks like

43:37

he's just like shaking his head.

43:41

And then at the very fucking end

43:41

of the video. He

43:45

like

43:46

hyper rushes post. Yeah,

43:46

just skull bashes him.

43:50

Yeah, yeah. He obviously doesn't fucking

43:52

like vaporware.

43:54

Yeah, sir. Maybe Were you here? Were

43:57

you here? too poor. So

43:57

this is like it's like the

44:02

second creature that he's kind

44:02

of upset. You know what I mean?

44:05

I think he's trying to figure

44:05

ease figure out what's upsetting

44:07

him because he does this with

44:07

the, the the face in the window.

44:14

Oh, yeah. Yeah, he

44:15

taunts him. He's

44:16

trying to figure out what they don't like and everything. He gets all confident and he's

44:18

like I'm just gonna

44:21

keep looking comes back to him

44:21

saying that he's taking a

44:24

provocative tone. Yeah, yeah. And

44:27

he's getting affected by

44:27

them he thrown up from the the

44:31

window face thing and then it

44:31

gets fucking skull bashed. And

44:34

this one Yeah, he's definitely

44:34

figure out what works and what

44:37

doesn't.

44:38

It's strange because from

44:38

the very beginning, he just

44:41

seems very like unsure of

44:41

himself about what he's saying

44:44

but what he's doing, and then

44:44

you get these videos where it's

44:47

like a night and day difference

44:47

between his demeanor.

44:51

Yeah. And then in error.

44:51

Error starts with the fucking

44:56

creepy long face paper mushy

44:56

man. See, like, just he's just

45:01

like, I will purchase a dress,

45:03

dress dress

45:04

on a dress is perched on

45:04

like an oval on a dresser just

45:07

shambling just

45:10

shaken to

45:10

shake in a bunch and the

45:10

guys in his bed and he's like,

45:14

oh, they're just watching it.

45:14

Oh,

45:17

shut up. Like he's being

45:17

loud. And I'm like, he keeps

45:20

Yes. So he keeps referring to

45:20

like how loud it is. And it's

45:24

not loud. Well, so the ambient

45:24

noise is like it is certainly

45:29

drowns stuff out. Yeah.

45:30

So and That must be why

45:30

he's putting the vapor wave on,

45:33

you know, it kind of feels like

45:33

the ambient noise and these

45:36

preachers are.

45:37

Yeah, well, so as detached

45:37

as you hear this, like this

45:41

ambient, just like over and

45:41

over. He's got it's so loud and

45:47

then he literally sticks the

45:47

camera under the covers.

45:50

Yep. And then and he's masturbating.

45:55

He like sticks the camera

45:55

under the blankets. Then he gets

45:57

a phone call.

45:58

Yeah, so you realize that

45:58

the fucking ambient noise is

46:01

just the vibrations of the phone?

46:02

Yeah. And the phone you

46:02

can't see who's calling him it's

46:07

like covered by the blank. You

46:07

just see that it is a phone

46:09

call. Right? And the screen on

46:09

his phone is all shattered. And

46:13

then it's just like a flash cut

46:13

to the body. Then the the body

46:20

that was hanging in in the body

46:20

that's on it, like in the

46:23

garbage bags and everything. It's all tied up.

46:25

Yeah, like in the body bag. Thank

46:27

you. Yes. Words tough for

46:27

me.

46:30

You guys are gonna have to forgive Mike

46:31

Michael bad word. It's

46:31

it's audio over with a very,

46:39

very weird,

46:40

it's creepy. It's very

46:40

creepy. It's

46:42

very weird. It the fact

46:42

that it's just like a jump cut

46:46

from him under the blankets to this.

46:47

And so this body bags just

46:47

like kind of twitching and just

46:51

convulsing as this like a

46:53

lot more than we've seen before.

46:53

He's like fucking,

46:57

you want to just sample it? Yep.

46:57

Just throw it off and about

47:00

alright.

47:02

What do you think

47:02

you're doing? Let's face it.

47:05

Your life is so miserable. You

47:05

won't admit it. But you're doing

47:08

this to yourself. Why do you

47:08

insist on keeping everything so

47:12

dark in here? That's not helping

47:12

your mental situation. But it

47:16

hurts doesn't do. You've

47:16

actually managed to convince

47:19

yourself that living in these

47:19

conditions is somehow favorable.

47:22

Like job rumors and myths. Do

47:22

you really think you can help

47:26

anyone before giving this place

47:26

a good scrubbing? Here's a

47:30

thought maybe our precious

47:30

audience could help you.

47:38

Indeed. This video

47:38

definitely makes you feel like

47:43

rather anxious every time we Okay, so when I

47:44

research, it's like it's okay.

47:49

And then we come to recording

47:49

and we have the fucking surround

47:52

and it's great audio quality,

47:52

and I just likes to creepy.

47:56

This is terrible. Yeah,

47:56

but obviously with that, keep in

48:00

mind with that audio is just a

48:00

shot of just a body bag and it's

48:04

just moving around.

48:05

That's just Twitch. It's just Twitch. It's like a fish out of water.

48:08

Yeah. And

48:11

kind of gives you the

48:11

essence of one of two things.

48:13

Either one body is talking to

48:13

him. Or two he's talking to the

48:18

guy in the body bag.

48:19

Oh,

48:21

yeah. Because it is his

48:21

voice you can tell that post

48:24

voice so one of those two

48:24

things. I like to think that the

48:28

body bag is talking to him

48:28

because he mentions his room

48:31

due to you know, just

48:31

because of the way like the tone

48:34

of the voice the way it's like

48:34

kind of got this like eerie up

48:37

and down to him. Because we

48:37

haven't heard posts talk like

48:41

that before, right? The only time you've heard

48:43

distorted voice from him is when

48:45

he recorded easy go solutions.

48:45

Life is like an ice cream is a

48:50

nice.

48:52

Life is like a dippin

48:52

dots, but not

48:54

like your so it's it. At

48:54

this point, it's starting to

48:57

kind of center around a theme.

48:57

And that theme

49:02

is bodybag

49:03

whatever. Fucking bodybag

49:03

is very important.

49:07

The trope that kind of comes to

49:07

mind from this is like super

49:11

cliche but you know fighting

49:11

your inner demons. Yep,

49:14

honestly, it reminds me of pulp fiction, like

49:15

they have the fucking briefcase

49:19

and it just moves the plot

49:19

forward like that's what this

49:23

fucking body bag is like you

49:23

don't know what's in there but

49:26

it's gonna be here to like you

49:26

okay next video Nope. So after

49:31

this creepy convulsing weird as

49:31

video called error, we come to a

49:37

video called issue. It's

49:37

actually it's so there's two

49:42

videos here. One is issue and

49:42

one is solution. And these are

49:46

it's another set of very

49:46

connected videos in issue. It's

49:50

short two minute long, and you

49:50

hear this very competent voice

49:55

from post and he starts talking

49:55

about how ever he's gotten

50:01

messages that what he's seeing

50:01

isn't real and it's all fake.

50:05

And he goes on to explains like,

50:05

you all sound like my mother. My

50:09

mother.

50:09

Yes, like opening mail, isn't he?

50:12

Hmm. Know. What

50:15

I'm thinking is something else.

50:17

Are you thinking of Tuesday morning? Yeah,

50:19

where you go open your

50:19

mail. That is what I'm thinking

50:21

of.

50:21

Okay, well, that's not

50:21

this. I look forward to it. Um,

50:26

no, he's just, he's he's

50:26

confident and he's he just he

50:30

knows what he's saying. And he

50:30

knows exactly what he means. And

50:34

in his video issue, it shows him

50:34

walking very purposefully

50:38

through his house. Very, very,

50:38

very different from how he did a

50:42

very,

50:43

can do attitude here. For

50:43

this

50:45

one, he literally just

50:45

storms out his door, he walks

50:48

down the hall, you see a

50:48

flickering light. And he is

50:53

saying like, Alright, let's

50:53

prove it. And you see nightmare

50:56

fingers, and the screen gets all

50:56

fucked. And he says, basically,

51:03

I'm told you're not real. Fuck

51:03

you pretty Yeah. So he

51:07

approaches, and then the screen

51:07

gets super fucked, super glitchy

51:11

the audio goes awry. And it just

51:11

fucking goes. And it cuts. And

51:20

he goes from black and it opens

51:20

back up and you see him

51:24

basically slam the camera down

51:24

on his desk, and you hear a

51:28

bunch of noises. And the only

51:28

thing you can see is a

51:30

whiteboard, and big blue letters

51:30

saying solution question mark.

51:35

And he literally, you see him

51:35

take his phone and you just hear

51:39

him smash the ever loving fuck

51:39

out of it.

51:43

Why, why he's a very upset

51:43

customer. That's why.

51:47

So solution is the next

51:47

video, which means this segues

51:52

into it. Somehow, I honestly I'm

51:52

still kind of confused about the

51:57

connection between these two. I

51:57

think this might be the solution

52:00

that his brain came up with, to

52:00

whoever's messaging him to like,

52:05

get them to stop. So when he

52:05

does, he starts walking around

52:08

in this again in this video

52:08

called solution blocks

52:12

downstairs until he gets to a

52:12

room where you see just complete

52:16

darkness except for a spotlight

52:16

shining on what looks like the

52:19

old like school chair from like

52:19

middle school or something. The

52:24

screen gets glitched again, like

52:24

it freezes and doesn't move. And

52:29

as you hear like some muffled

52:29

voice in the background, there's

52:33

a black line like the bottom

52:33

third of the screen that as the

52:38

video kicks back in, you see it

52:38

just start to slither.

52:42

Doesn't he say like, just

52:42

fucking Take me away? Or like

52:46

just Yeah, he's like, it's he he sounds

52:47

almost like he's giving up on

52:50

something. He's, he's hopeless.

52:50

And you see this, this thing?

52:55

Literally, materialize through a

52:55

wall. slither out through the

53:00

door. And he just starts like

53:00

circling him.

53:03

It's a Snake.

53:05

Snake you don't get a

53:05

really good look at it. And I

53:09

will say the only thing I could

53:09

think of when I saw like the

53:13

close up shots of what this

53:13

thing is like it it looks like a

53:16

laundry basket like a pop up

53:16

laundry basket. 100%

53:21

I was kind of thinking like a

53:21

kid slide. Yeah, black. Yeah.

53:26

Yeah,

53:27

I could see that. It's,

53:29

it's something every day.

53:29

But it he just makes it look so

53:34

menacing and ominous. And it's

53:34

like, it's almost like it's

53:37

stalking him and like trying to

53:37

figure out where he is. And

53:41

eventually he just kind of gives

53:41

up and he says, Take me away. He

53:47

sits back and he looks up

53:47

towards the light. And it's

53:50

almost like he falls through the

53:50

chair through the floor. And all

53:54

of a sudden you It's like the

53:54

cameras falling through the sky

53:57

and it lands and you see that?

53:57

You're assuming posts feet are

54:03

like backlit by this gorgeous,

54:03

open field. It's clear blue

54:08

skies. This follows us it comes

54:08

up he found

54:11

a nice vacation spot for sure.

54:13

Oh, yeah. All like it went

54:13

from one of the most dark,

54:18

weird. Honestly, interesting

54:18

shots I've seen to this.

54:23

Honestly, the first thing I

54:23

thought it was like the Windows

54:26

XP. Yeah. Like, it looked like

54:26

those fields and it's just this

54:30

beautiful landscape. This really

54:30

really upbeat ambient music and

54:35

it's like calming almost, which

54:35

is strange. Considering what we

54:39

just fucking came from. This

54:39

point you don't really know what

54:44

the fuck is going on?

54:46

those fields actually

54:46

reminded me of something,

54:50

though. I don't know if we

54:50

caught it or not. If you circle

54:54

back to the second episode, or

54:54

is watching the easy gold

54:59

commercial. Oh, yeah,

55:01

those fields are in that

55:01

commercial. So that's resting.

55:10

Actually now that I think

55:10

about the last thing you see in

55:13

this. This video is very

55:13

important. Very. He's walking

55:18

through these fields. He walks

55:18

to a town you see him walk up to

55:21

like this, this gorgeous looking

55:21

house. You're like Where the

55:24

fuck is this guy. He opens the

55:24

front door.

55:27

He's back home. He walks to his house he opens a

55:29

door he goes into the room where

55:34

he had just sat on this chair

55:34

and what you see is you see

55:39

posts and he's sitting under a

55:39

plastic bag in like this

55:44

demolished downstairs that you

55:44

know the carpets ripped up

55:49

there's holes in the walls the

55:49

drywall is fucked yeah

55:52

the fancy your grandma's

55:52

downstairs where all those

55:54

shoots in plastic.

55:55

Yeah,

55:56

taking a change.

55:57

Yeah, very very much so

55:57

and you literally see post

56:00

himself kind of slouched over

56:00

almost like either you can't

56:04

tell you they're passed out or

56:04

dead. You're not sure. And he

56:07

goes to take off whoever's

56:07

holding the camera goes to take

56:10

off the plastic and the bike

56:10

just falls over and cuts the

56:13

black. And that's the end of solutions.

56:16

The next video is called

56:16

body disposal.

56:19

DIY body disposal.

56:21

Yeah, and it is my

56:21

favorite fucking video on the

56:24

channel.

56:25

It's pretty fantastic. It's

56:26

literally like a, like a

56:26

inner, not interactive, but it's

56:31

like a step by step on how to

56:31

dispose of a body tutorial.

56:36

Yeah, it's a tutorial how to

56:36

dispose of a body. There's not

56:38

much to it besides that, but

56:38

it's the funniest fucking thing

56:41

where it's like, oh, if it

56:41

doesn't fit, get more garbage

56:43

bags and soften it up and then

56:43

he's like beating it looks like

56:49

everything isn't like Comic

56:49

Sans. And it's very it's like

56:53

it's trying to be like a YouTube

56:53

tutorial for like a dark

56:56

alley like a some form of

56:56

levity to it while they're going

56:59

over how to fucking dispose of a

56:59

dead

57:02

Yeah, how this got past

57:02

YouTube's algorithm is beyond

57:04

me. Right? But you get to the

57:04

end of it. And there's like the

57:08

classic YouTube trope of, you

57:08

know, like and subscribe and

57:11

then in the background, it's

57:11

like a blurry shot of him. Just

57:15

eating something. You can't

57:15

really tell what he's eating but

57:18

he's just munching away on

57:18

something. But there's just

57:22

watch it it's the funniest

57:22

fucking thing in the world cuz

57:25

he gives a thumbs up to the

57:25

fucking camera and everything.

57:28

So just a thought, but

57:31

we're seeing him dispose

57:31

of a body. The body is his own

57:36

is been haunted by a body bag.

57:42

Mm hmm. It's,

57:43

you're onto something dog.

57:45

It's almost like he he has

57:45

done something terrible. And all

57:50

like so this is kind of the

57:50

point where you get the feeling

57:52

that all of these entities are

57:52

just his inner demons kind of

57:57

haunting him in his own house.

57:57

Even the decaying downstairs is

58:02

like his foundations crumbling

58:02

beneath him as he's trying to

58:05

deal with this fucking horrid

58:05

thing he's done. You can't you

58:08

don't know what he's done. You

58:08

know, involves

58:11

he murdered someone?

58:13

It has to be at this

58:13

point. Right? Like, yeah,

58:15

I mean, brings us back to when

58:15

he's giving us the house fucking

58:19

tour. I was surprised at how

58:19

nice it looks down there and how

58:23

he doesn't go down there.

58:25

It's not as bad as I thought.

58:26

We're getting all these

58:26

points kind of starting to

58:28

correlate. Yeah, in a weird

58:28

timeline. Let's be real here.

58:33

But Harry. But yeah, I mean,

58:33

just just food for thought.

58:38

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58:39

before we go any further,

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All right, and welcome

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59:53

enjoyed that. So we're gonna get

59:53

right into it again. So we get

59:58

the body disposal video, and we

59:58

move on to a queue and a video

1:00:04

with post. I'm gonna keep this

1:00:04

one kind of brief. It makes it a

1:00:08

lot more sense to watch this one

1:00:08

because he has a lot of butter

1:00:12

as far as questions he's

1:00:12

answering you saying a lot of

1:00:14

cryptic things. But the

1:00:14

description on this video is

1:00:17

kind of kind of weird. It says

1:00:17

weather equal nice rope equal

1:00:21

tight internet connection equal.

1:00:21

Good, let's answer and then it

1:00:25

has a YouTube link. And then it

1:00:25

says some questions. So Just

1:00:31

gonna touch on that YouTube

1:00:31

video real quick in the

1:00:33

description. It's literally a

1:00:33

noose just swinging around with

1:00:39

some electric music, like

1:00:39

playing in the background.

1:00:46

And if I'm allowed to maybe I'll

1:00:46

sample some right here.

1:00:50

That would have been awesome.

1:00:50

But no, it's it's really

1:00:53

cryptic. It's really weird. And

1:00:53

that's all it is. It's like,

1:00:57

like 40 seconds of a noose just

1:00:57

swinging around to electronic

1:01:00

music. So that's in the

1:01:00

description is fucking out of

1:01:04

nowhere. It's really out of

1:01:04

nowhere. But hey, post content.

1:01:09

I mean, there's no rhyme or reason to

1:01:11

most of the shit on here.

1:01:14

But yeah, so pretty much is just

1:01:14

sitting around in this decaying

1:01:18

downstair how a of his house

1:01:18

answering people's YouTube

1:01:23

questions that they've left his

1:01:23

comments. Okay. Some of the ones

1:01:27

that I wanted to mention were

1:01:27

nothing like super crazy. But he

1:01:31

does at one point mentioned that

1:01:31

he's like, currently, like he

1:01:33

gets asked like, what his

1:01:33

favorite rope is? Yeah, in the

1:01:37

shot. You see this like rope

1:01:37

running from the next room? Like

1:01:39

it's like a real close up, and it runs out

1:01:40

to the room behind them.

1:01:43

Yeah. And then he like mentions

1:01:43

that it's like a route. It's

1:01:46

tied around his neck at the moment, right, which is false as fuck

1:01:48

yeah, see his neck?

1:01:52

Will? Kind of, uh huh. Yeah. So,

1:01:52

anyways, yeah, so we see, at one

1:02:02

point, he gets asked a question,

1:02:02

what's the password to the right

1:02:07

solutions website. By the way, everyone, like Feel

1:02:08

free to visit if you would like

1:02:12

I do need to warn you, that

1:02:12

recently has been the easy go

1:02:19

solutions website has been

1:02:19

victim of an attack. And if you

1:02:22

go there, you are risking

1:02:22

malware on your computer. So if

1:02:25

you have a strong ass firewall,

1:02:25

please let us know it's there.

1:02:29

But for the sake of our own

1:02:29

computers, we chose not to

1:02:33

infect them with 1000 viruses

1:02:33

each. Luckily, there are ways to

1:02:37

view this website and the

1:02:37

content on it elsewhere on the

1:02:41

internet. We have the password

1:02:41

if you do go to the actual

1:02:45

website, but I'm not going to

1:02:45

give it to you because I'd

1:02:48

rather you play along and figure

1:02:48

it out for yourself, which is

1:02:51

really fun to do.

1:02:52

Damn, what a cocktease

1:02:54

or I have the password.

1:02:54

Just wait. Tom is drunk and text

1:02:58

him he'll be like, Yeah, I got you. He'll just he'll just tweet a one word

1:02:59

or one day,

1:03:03

like four years from now.

1:03:07

It's not potato, by the

1:03:07

way. Try it though. Yeah, see

1:03:09

what happens.

1:03:10

And the reason we know

1:03:10

people know about this website

1:03:12

is because he actually, I think

1:03:12

in one of the prior videos,

1:03:15

there's actually a link to it.

1:03:15

And one of the descriptions. I

1:03:18

don't remember off the top of my

1:03:18

head, which one it is, but a lot

1:03:21

of people are asking for the

1:03:21

password. And he's like, Oh,

1:03:23

yeah, let me let me try a few

1:03:23

things. And then like, he's

1:03:26

like, Oh, this is it for sure.

1:03:26

And it goes 1234 doesn't work

1:03:31

and it goes out whatever and

1:03:31

kind of brushes it off. It's the

1:03:34

same combination I have in my luggage.

1:03:37

I've tried everything I

1:03:37

could think of is it password?

1:03:41

No way is it guess. But like I said, I'm not going

1:03:45

to touch on all the questions.

1:03:48

We really, really encourage you

1:03:48

guys to watch all these videos

1:03:52

and kind of, you know, do your

1:03:52

thing as far as maybe like

1:03:55

listening to what we're talking

1:03:55

about, and then watching the

1:03:57

videos because it's honestly

1:03:57

just a good way to do this. But

1:04:00

uh, he does talk about a lot of

1:04:00

things. There's a lot of self

1:04:03

loathing going on and tons. So

1:04:03

it's just, it's not super

1:04:07

important. And yeah. So after this q&a, there's a few

1:04:09

more videos, but at this point

1:04:16

in this series, we kind of have

1:04:16

to talk about ego solutions,

1:04:21

right? Oh, yeah. I mean, there's

1:04:21

been Oh, okay. Fuck, fuck you

1:04:25

guys. Fuck everyone just figured

1:04:25

out goodnight. Now, so there's a

1:04:31

video we haven't talked about

1:04:31

yet. And it's it's a mysterious

1:04:35

package shows up front his front

1:04:35

door and it literally has the

1:04:40

letters in white white

1:04:40

background black tech saying eg

1:04:44

s easygo solutions. He opens it

1:04:44

up eggs. Eggs. Yep, there's eggs

1:04:51

in here. But no, he opens this

1:04:51

box up and he sees a smashed

1:04:57

phone. Oh which look at that.

1:04:57

And underneath. Oh fuck I forgot

1:05:02

what it what what does it say again? It says something like you want

1:05:04

to feel control. Throw it in the

1:05:07

whole road in the hall. That's right. Or

1:05:08

like, I don't know if he's in the

1:05:10

hole, throw it in the box or

1:05:13

something. Something like that. Either way,

1:05:13

directs them to throw this phone

1:05:16

into the box which at this

1:05:16

point, you're like, it's a

1:05:18

fucking box. He removes this

1:05:18

sign. And the bottom of the box

1:05:23

is like it's fading to black

1:05:23

almost like it's a hole like a

1:05:28

really, really fucking deep

1:05:28

hole. He kind of looks at it he

1:05:32

looks is the phone that his

1:05:32

phone that he broke several

1:05:35

episodes ago and he just goes

1:05:35

boop

1:05:38

he tosses it right in to

1:05:38

the Abyss with the

1:05:41

and it fucking it it goes

1:05:41

down what looks like a mineshaft

1:05:45

at the center of the goddamn

1:05:45

earth like it just keeps going.

1:05:49

That's a you might want to

1:05:49

put like caution tape around

1:05:53

that because one

1:05:56

you're fucked but so this

1:05:56

easy go solution site has a

1:06:02

fuckload of unlisted videos now

1:06:02

if you are incredibly interested

1:06:08

in energies and puzzles and

1:06:08

ciphers, this is fantastic news

1:06:13

because this is full of puzzles

1:06:13

and ciphers. And you're gonna

1:06:18

see like, you can look on the

1:06:18

Twitter account, there's a blog

1:06:22

that has to do with it, there's

1:06:22

a whole bunch of resources you

1:06:25

can use to help you along this

1:06:25

whole journey.

1:06:29

But there's solid 20 to 30

1:06:29

unlisted videos, and I honestly,

1:06:36

I don't think we're going to go

1:06:36

over them because honestly, this

1:06:38

is this is the part of this

1:06:38

whole aarrg that basically makes

1:06:43

it an AR g for the most part,

1:06:43

right? It's a lot of fun to go

1:06:47

through all of them and see how

1:06:47

they correlate everything

1:06:51

together. Because these these videos are what are going to actually end up tying most of

1:06:53

our thoughts and like ideas

1:06:57

together. Yeah. Which still is

1:06:57

like, Funny enough, like nothing

1:07:01

right now. Yeah, it's, there's not a whole

1:07:01

lot. The biggest thing with

1:07:06

these unlisted videos though, is

1:07:06

they're the two titles you want

1:07:10

to pay attention to are subject

1:07:10

one and subject to, you will see

1:07:15

why when you watch them. The

1:07:15

only thing I want to say is

1:07:19

after like I think it's the

1:07:19

first two maybe three subject

1:07:22

one and two videos. You you come

1:07:22

across an epiphany of sorts of

1:07:28

you aren't you're not seeing who

1:07:28

you think you are, especially

1:07:33

for several of these episodes in

1:07:33

the past, and there's a very,

1:07:38

very signifying feature of these

1:07:38

episodes. I'm gonna let you guys

1:07:42

do the work on this. I'm gonna

1:07:42

let you tell us what that

1:07:46

feature is. And I will I'll give

1:07:46

you a little hint. It's

1:07:50

different from video to video,

1:07:50

and you're going to notice

1:07:53

something in kind of the way he

1:07:53

talks

1:07:56

Welcome to Dont Look Under

1:07:56

The Internet the only podcast to

1:07:58

give you homework.

1:08:01

Have it on our desk by

1:08:01

Monday. Yeah, well as you fail,

1:08:04

but no, there's there's a whole

1:08:04

bunch of unlisted videos. My

1:08:07

favorite one is the one where he

1:08:07

it looks like he's eating teeth

1:08:10

and vomiting because of it. Go

1:08:10

find it.

1:08:14

Mike's favorite thing my

1:08:14

thing so my stick

1:08:20

Um, so funnily enough

1:08:20

after all of these unlisted

1:08:24

videos that we just very vaguely

1:08:24

referred to post releases

1:08:29

another video that might look

1:08:29

familiar.

1:08:32

He posts a re upload of

1:08:32

the easy go solutions but it's

1:08:40

not what you think it is.

1:08:42

is the one like episode

1:08:42

like the second video he

1:08:44

uploaded.

1:08:45

Yeah, so we got the the

1:08:45

second episode that just easygo

1:08:48

Solutions 2018 This was easygo

1:08:48

Solutions 2018 re upload it

1:08:53

starts off with like these weird

1:08:53

like distorted shots of what

1:08:57

looks like his home and with

1:08:57

like this creepy audio it's like

1:09:03

people talking and then just

1:09:03

slowly throughout the progress

1:09:06

of the the episode just goes

1:09:06

into like this demonic gibberish

1:09:10

sound. But it goes from like

1:09:10

shots of his house all distorted

1:09:14

and wavy to people just kind of

1:09:14

walking around one of the shots

1:09:20

in his house is the that chair

1:09:20

that we've seen plenty of times

1:09:24

before in his living room with

1:09:24

his laptop propped up on it. And

1:09:29

then it goes to like, it goes to

1:09:29

like a shot of what looks like.

1:09:34

Like, it kind of looks like a

1:09:34

high school hallway. You know, I

1:09:36

mean, like people walking down

1:09:36

Yes, casually strolling and then

1:09:39

it cuts to the commercial that

1:09:39

we saw in the original EZ goes

1:09:44

upload

1:09:45

isn't like aren't all

1:09:45

these shots kind of like weird

1:09:47

and like warping as they're

1:09:47

being?

1:09:50

Up until the hallway up

1:09:50

into the hallway scene? Yes,

1:09:54

yeah, everything is warped up to

1:09:54

the hallway scene. And then at

1:09:56

the end of it is this like it's

1:09:56

the tray. It's the commercial

1:10:01

that we saw the first on the

1:10:01

first upload, and then it kind

1:10:04

of just goes to this like inky

1:10:04

mess that just kind of takes

1:10:08

over the screen slowly. And then

1:10:08

that's it. But in the background

1:10:13

is this like demonic slow

1:10:13

pitched, kind of vocals that you

1:10:18

can't really make much of? It

1:10:18

kind of sounds like it's like a

1:10:21

distorted version of the, like

1:10:21

motivational talk from the first

1:10:25

one. That's

1:10:26

almost like he fucked with

1:10:26

the original. Like, this one's

1:10:29

better. Probably Like him

1:10:31

I'm sure yes to Him maybe.

1:10:31

But that's really all that's

1:10:36

going on that one So in my

1:10:36

opinion it kind of shows that he

1:10:41

is in on the easy go solutions

1:10:41

part of all this and he's able

1:10:45

to like fuck with their show. Yeah, I

1:10:47

mean that's what I'm getting off for you ABS you here's his own voice granted

1:10:48

it's like an octave deeper. But

1:10:52

it's he doesn't hide the fact

1:10:52

that it says

1:10:54

yeah, if you can tell like

1:10:54

it goes from like his voice to

1:10:58

deeper to deeper to just

1:10:58

gibberish mess. Yeah, so it's,

1:11:02

that's pretty much all it

1:11:02

is. The one after this is a yet

1:11:06

another tutorial is called food

1:11:06

tutorial.

1:11:11

And

1:11:13

this one starts off, like

1:11:13

most of his other videos. And

1:11:17

he's he like he's talking and he

1:11:17

just cuts off mid sentence. And

1:11:21

he like, pans around and he it's

1:11:21

almost like he hears something

1:11:25

he's like, what was that? And he

1:11:25

starts walking outside and he's

1:11:29

like, mumbling to himself. And

1:11:29

he's like, fucking, I'm

1:11:31

searching in the woods for this

1:11:31

goddamn voice.

1:11:35

He's very mad,

1:11:37

not happy until he finds a

1:11:37

trail of lettuce. So there was a

1:11:45

previous video that shows him

1:11:45

that is like, Hey, I'm going to

1:11:48

start eating healthier, and he

1:11:48

just bites into a head of

1:11:50

lettuce. That's really there's

1:11:50

nothing important about this

1:11:53

video, except for that. So he's

1:11:53

following this trail of lettuce.

1:11:57

And he keeps following following

1:11:57

following following following

1:12:00

until he reaches a sign that

1:12:00

says hungry question mark. And

1:12:04

just a full fucking head of

1:12:04

lettuce is sitting on a hay bale

1:12:08

in front of the sign. He's like

1:12:08

so relieved. He's just so happy

1:12:12

to see this head of lettuce so

1:12:12

hungry, so fucking hungry.

1:12:16

Which lettuce is just

1:12:16

crunchy water, there's nothing

1:12:19

to help you like it's not going

1:12:19

to help your hunger buddy.

1:12:23

Yeah, it's, there's, it's

1:12:23

almost like he's not I don't

1:12:28

want to say like,

1:12:30

desperate for food.

1:12:33

But I mean, throughout the

1:12:33

course of this, he's gone from a

1:12:35

full house to half a house. Part

1:12:35

of that half a house does not

1:12:41

include the kitchen, so he can't

1:12:41

be eating well. He's also

1:12:44

freaked out about his, his

1:12:44

eating habits. He wants to eat

1:12:48

healthier. So he has a whole

1:12:48

fucking head of lettuce and

1:12:51

apparently something or someone

1:12:51

has caught up on that and

1:12:55

decided to leave him a head of

1:12:55

lettuce to find in the US and

1:13:01

he's ecstatic about it. I mean,

1:13:04

I'd also be pretty happy

1:13:04

to find a head of free lettuce.

1:13:08

You know, you can't really go

1:13:08

bad with that. Like, oh, shit,

1:13:11

thank you, right?

1:13:13

He does have some dialogue

1:13:13

while he is eating said head of

1:13:17

lettuce just by himself, you

1:13:17

kind of see a silhouette of him.

1:13:20

And he starts talking about

1:13:20

like, Oh, this is keeping the

1:13:23

demons at bay. This is my happy

1:13:23

place or something like that.

1:13:28

And then he starts again. Then

1:13:28

he starts saying that he starts

1:13:30

to feel sick. He's gonna go lay

1:13:30

down for a bit and he sees the

1:13:34

head of Alaska. He's like, Oh,

1:13:34

well, another bite maybe. And

1:13:38

then can't be too healthy. He

1:13:38

kind of like starts just kind of

1:13:41

like, no sound just silence. And

1:13:41

he mentioned he goes, this is

1:13:47

what we call tranquility.

1:13:51

Which

1:13:52

is a funny choice of

1:13:52

words, because I don't think

1:13:58

it's very tranquil. But he does

1:13:58

seem to find some catharsis in

1:14:02

all of this while you're eating the wrong

1:14:02

lettuce than that. Yeah,

1:14:04

I guess. So. Here eating

1:14:04

bad lettuce. You need the good

1:14:07

lettuce like what he is.

1:14:08

However, the big find is

1:14:08

actually in the description of

1:14:13

this video. description says if

1:14:13

anyone touches this description

1:14:18

without my permission, I'm going

1:14:18

to be so mad. I'm serious, don't

1:14:22

you dare that hints it up it

1:14:22

hints it somebody else has been

1:14:28

fucking with his descriptions

1:14:28

for videos. And it kind of

1:14:31

forces you to go back and look

1:14:31

through everything. But he's

1:14:34

alluding to the descriptions in

1:14:34

these videos. Like he knows

1:14:37

these videos on YouTube. He

1:14:37

knows what they are. But he's

1:14:42

he's worried someone's like fucking with it. Which kind of brings us to the I

1:14:45

say weirdest, very loose way.

1:14:54

It's not weird in a creepy way.

1:14:54

It's weird and I like this came

1:14:57

out of left field out of place

1:14:57

way. So if you do watch all

1:15:03

these videos at one point you

1:15:03

will randomly hear him mentioned

1:15:07

that he likes to play

1:15:07

Minesweeper. This next video is

1:15:11

literally just called

1:15:11

Minesweeper. Actually, it's not

1:15:14

called it's called explosive

1:15:14

game play Minesweeper.

1:15:17

Yep, started a Let's Play channel.

1:15:22

Going back to the last

1:15:22

description from the last video

1:15:25

where he says don't mess with

1:15:25

his descriptions. We get this

1:15:29

description and Minesweeper. A

1:15:29

lot of you seem really

1:15:33

interested in some Minesweeper.

1:15:33

So here we are, get ready for

1:15:36

some explosive gameplay. But

1:15:36

then, if you actually click to

1:15:42

show to show more on the

1:15:42

description, we get a ton of

1:15:47

blank space and then we see

1:15:47

entry number 19. Subject number

1:15:52

one, stability 19% note,

1:15:52

disgusting, disgusting,

1:15:59

disgusting, he beats it to a

1:15:59

pulp with his bare hands and

1:16:02

then proceeds to be disgusted by

1:16:02

it. What the fuck dude? type

1:16:06

zero has had 100% success rate

1:16:06

so far what went wrong? I mean,

1:16:11

yes, his experience is basically

1:16:11

dreamlike. So there's a general

1:16:14

lack of reactivity up to this

1:16:14

point isn't too surprising. But

1:16:17

still, I don't think anyone

1:16:17

handles their nightmares this

1:16:20

nonchalantly sub note, I've got

1:16:20

some of the secondary AV feeds

1:16:24

working so we could have less of

1:16:24

a POV perspective. But I worry

1:16:29

it may be too late to be of any

1:16:29

oops. Huh. That's the

1:16:33

description of an 11 minute

1:16:33

video of this man playing

1:16:39

Minesweeper, and he's actually

1:16:39

pretty damn good. I am like, I

1:16:44

can play me some Minesweeper,

1:16:44

but damn, this guy is just like,

1:16:47

he's like fucking I get so

1:16:47

distracted and impatient. Click

1:16:51

all the boxes. It's fine. Yeah.

1:16:51

But yeah, so

1:16:56

that so that that description

1:16:56

almost sounds like notes.

1:17:00

Yeah, like someone's taking notes on them.

1:17:02

Now, this is, this is

1:17:02

gonna go back to you guys, the

1:17:07

audience who are listening to us

1:17:07

explain this, needing to kind of

1:17:12

watch the series, find the clues

1:17:12

and figure out what we're

1:17:16

talking about. Because it's

1:17:16

gonna be kind of hard in this

1:17:20

instance, to get the reference

1:17:20

to the stability percentage and

1:17:25

the entries. Because currently,

1:17:29

that's all so again, remember

1:17:29

all those videos that we

1:17:32

mentioned about easy go

1:17:32

solutions? That is gonna play a

1:17:37

huge part in this portion of

1:17:37

this mystery.

1:17:41

Now, I will say because the

1:17:41

easygo Solutions website is

1:17:45

questionable at the moment. Yeah, again, browse at your own

1:17:46

risk,

1:17:49

because we can't show you

1:17:49

pictures on our audio media. I

1:17:55

will say a shout out to

1:17:55

nightline, yes, he has a

1:18:00

fantastic video on this whole

1:18:00

series. Actually, it's not the

1:18:04

whole series at the time of recording now he actually, I think are about to

1:18:06

have the only version of the

1:18:11

full series that exists in the

1:18:11

world right

1:18:13

now. Potentially. I don't actually know there's a

1:18:15

couple of videos I haven't

1:18:18

watched but like this is based

1:18:18

on no research and just pure

1:18:21

drunk, arrogance.

1:18:24

Confidence,

1:18:25

but you will. So just to

1:18:25

kind of give you an idea of

1:18:28

what's happening. When you go to

1:18:28

the easygo Solutions website.

1:18:31

There are logs that you can

1:18:31

read. But like I said,

1:18:36

we're not going to go through all that the logs do sound kind of similar to like

1:18:38

what this description was,

1:18:41

though, say they're very, very

1:18:41

like subject this did this and

1:18:44

blah, blah, blah. So

1:18:45

stabilities at this point,

1:18:45

so yeah, so long story short.

1:18:50

You hear him in this video say

1:18:50

he chucked a whole bottle of

1:18:53

ethanol studies under the sink.

1:18:53

You can see that he has a bunch

1:18:59

of tabs open on his computer

1:18:59

once one tab literally just says

1:19:03

issue really my friend. We can

1:19:03

only assume this is referring to

1:19:06

the bat no faced woman that's in

1:19:06

the background of the computer

1:19:11

the whole time. Yeah. And again, you'll see that

1:19:11

you'll see the no face lady

1:19:14

again. If you go to the easiest

1:19:14

solutions YouTube page it she's

1:19:18

pretty prominent. Yeah. And then the next tab says

1:19:19

how to tie a hangman's noose.

1:19:25

And then the last one is finally

1:19:25

the easy link website. While

1:19:28

he's playing Minesweeper, you

1:19:28

can see that whatever language

1:19:33

his computer is running on is

1:19:33

not English. It looks to be like

1:19:37

Danish, I'm pretty sure is what

1:19:37

the translation is Danish. So

1:19:43

like, pretty much the only real

1:19:43

big points in this is that you

1:19:46

hear him cry. You hear him

1:19:46

talking about the bottle of

1:19:48

ethanol. You'll see the tabs and

1:19:48

then the very like last like 20

1:19:53

seconds or so of the video. He

1:19:53

kind of gets up all this

1:19:58

distortion happens you can't

1:19:58

really tell what's going on but

1:20:00

all you can hear is this like

1:20:00

beating and squishing noise and

1:20:04

then you hear posts say that's

1:20:04

disgusting. Yep. And then the

1:20:09

video. Yeah, the most of this video is

1:20:10

pretty seems like almost his own

1:20:14

gratification. Like he's like I

1:20:14

like this song. I share it.

1:20:18

Yeah, so after the Minesweeper

1:20:18

video, I'm gonna kind of lump

1:20:22

these next two videos together.

1:20:22

It's called friend and then

1:20:26

friend mode off. So yeah, favorite Yeah, this gets

1:20:29

pretty crazy. So again, remember

1:20:33

the beginning of the episode we

1:20:33

did talk about a trigger

1:20:38

warning? Yes. coming up right

1:20:38

here. Yes.

1:20:41

So friend is actually one of the

1:20:41

few videos that doesn't have a

1:20:45

description on it. Basically,

1:20:45

it's him pacing back and forth

1:20:49

in between, like, you see some

1:20:49

bushes and like a wooden wall.

1:20:53

He's kind of monologuing to

1:20:53

himself about how he wants to

1:20:57

introduce himself to this

1:20:57

friend. We have to assume he's

1:21:00

talking about the girl at this

1:21:00

point. It's kind of a conflict

1:21:05

on this is false, like

1:21:05

everything's false. So I'm also

1:21:09

false that you kind of hear I'm

1:21:09

just having this like mental

1:21:12

argument with themselves. He's

1:21:12

he mentions that friends

1:21:15

manipulate each other. You just

1:21:15

get this very, like, kind of

1:21:19

negative attitude from them

1:21:19

throughout this whole, like,

1:21:22

very short two minute video for

1:21:22

playing Minesweeper to being

1:21:25

angry. And then I didn't really

1:21:25

mention this, but he got very

1:21:30

upset that he lost in

1:21:30

Minesweeper. Yeah,

1:21:32

like incredibly. So he does actually mention He's

1:21:33

like, they don't want

1:21:37

Minesweeper. They want Minecraft

1:21:37

and like, there's actually in

1:21:43

this video, you see a rope on

1:21:43

the wall, and he's pacing back

1:21:46

and forth between it and that

1:21:46

one point. It turns into a news.

1:21:50

Oh, shit, I didn't even catch

1:21:50

that. Oh, God, I need to watch

1:21:54

this again. It's pretty it's pretty good

1:21:55

when it happens, because he

1:21:57

actually mentioned something

1:21:57

about like, he's like, I already

1:21:59

knew how to tie like a penguins

1:21:59

news. And like, I don't know, it

1:22:04

was really weird. But he keeps

1:22:04

at the very end of this one. He

1:22:07

keeps saying Ice cream, ice

1:22:07

cream, ice cream ice cream.

1:22:11

is an ice cream.

1:22:13

Enjoy it before it melts.

1:22:13

Okay.

1:22:20

So yeah, so then we get to

1:22:20

friend mode off. This one's got

1:22:26

another pretty good description.

1:22:26

So this one just straight gets

1:22:30

right into the description. You

1:22:30

don't have to hit more, to show

1:22:33

more or whatever. It just says

1:22:33

entry 20. Subject in a stability

1:22:39

and a note how fortunate that

1:22:39

subject twos knife related

1:22:43

intentions were non lethal, or

1:22:43

we might have never gleaned the

1:22:46

message. He was trying to convey

1:22:46

an entry number nine, why am I

1:22:50

logging still, it's over. I'm

1:22:50

sorry. I'm sorry, I lashed out,

1:22:54

this is not the place for you. I

1:22:54

know that now. The program

1:22:57

failed. But I'm still here. And

1:22:57

you were somewhere else

1:23:00

entirely. Hopefully somewhere

1:23:00

better. It won't be long. Now.

1:23:02

In fact, I might be gone soon

1:23:02

after this note has reached its

1:23:06

conclusion. So I might as well

1:23:06

write a little more to anyone

1:23:10

reading this. Please consider

1:23:10

witnessing my death dramatic. I

1:23:13

know. I failed. So you might as

1:23:13

well allow yourself the

1:23:16

satisfaction of seeing the

1:23:16

consequences. Right. I will be

1:23:19

in the program's death rattle

1:23:19

and you'll get to hear it up

1:23:22

close. I apologize for

1:23:22

everything. Goodbye.

1:23:30

What does that sound like?

1:23:30

Sounds like we might be coming

1:23:34

up on some kind of conclusion

1:23:34

here.

1:23:38

Some kind Yes. So the first thing we see in

1:23:40

this video is a blue screen that

1:23:45

just says easy link unstable. I

1:23:45

don't know post just seems

1:23:51

really hypersensitive in this

1:23:51

whole video. Like everything is

1:23:56

kind of coming to a crashing

1:23:56

burning like wreck. Yep. He kind

1:24:02

of mentioned something like that

1:24:02

she was never your friend.

1:24:05

Again. The screen says she was

1:24:05

never your friend at times. And

1:24:10

he's kind of like, pacing around

1:24:10

in the house. And then you see

1:24:13

him start to walk through the

1:24:13

woods and he comes up on that

1:24:16

red chair just out in the woods.

1:24:16

And he walks right up to that

1:24:22

chair. And he fucking hangs

1:24:22

himself. You get a point of

1:24:28

view. Yeah, like us watch him

1:24:28

hang himself through his eyes.

1:24:32

It's boys. We got to stop

1:24:32

covering suicide.

1:24:36

Dude, it's I don't enjoy

1:24:36

it. But like

1:24:39

I only have so much money

1:24:39

to donate.

1:24:42

Yeah, so once again, we

1:24:42

are donating to suicide

1:24:46

prevention. So it's not a laughing matter.

1:24:47

great segue.

1:24:52

laugh laugh, laugh laugh. It's

1:24:52

not funny. No,

1:24:55

no, it's not but he just kind of

1:24:55

hops right down after hanging

1:25:00

himself. Yeah, peasy. Like, from what I

1:25:01

remember. he swings around for

1:25:05

like, five. Yes, like 510

1:25:05

seconds. And then it's almost

1:25:09

like he gets frustrated. Yeah.

1:25:09

And literally just like goes and

1:25:13

like hops down. Yeah. So he just kind of keeps

1:25:13

walking through the woods as if

1:25:17

he didn't just break his own

1:25:17

neck, which they definitely

1:25:20

added like a noise of him like

1:25:20

Yep, doing so. But he walks into

1:25:26

the house. He sits down he's

1:25:26

rummaging through the bottom of

1:25:29

the sink. Again, he pulls out a

1:25:29

bottle of wine I can only assume

1:25:32

as another thing of ethanol or

1:25:32

whatever it is. He's drinking.

1:25:34

Yeah. And then he kind of seems

1:25:34

frustrated. Oh

1:25:38

no, he literally pulls out a

1:25:38

bottle of CLR

1:25:42

Yeah,

1:25:43

the brown bottle. Yeah. Okay pulls

1:25:46

out a bottle of seal and he just shoves it straight straight

1:25:47

up like downs the bottle.

1:25:51

No, it's calcium, lime,

1:25:51

flavor and rust and Ron's

1:25:56

had some rust flavor. But

1:25:56

yeah, so after he drinks that he

1:26:02

kind of you kind of get the

1:26:02

sense that he's frustrated. He

1:26:05

gets up. He sees a knife on the

1:26:05

ground, picks the knife up off

1:26:10

the ground. He then proceeds to

1:26:10

sit back down and then stab

1:26:15

himself repeatedly. Over just just bad but and No.

1:26:16

So like, you hear the like the

1:26:20

you hear it go in. But yeah,

1:26:20

just like it's almost like he's

1:26:23

sighing He's like,

1:26:25

yeah, it seems like like a

1:26:25

relief. You I mean, you could

1:26:28

tell he wants to die. But guess

1:26:28

for some reason for whatever

1:26:31

reason.

1:26:31

Someone some things some

1:26:31

power is not letting him die. So

1:26:38

he monitors actually, you

1:26:38

actually hear him like, monitor

1:26:41

the words finally. Mm hmm. And

1:26:41

then he realizes that nothing's

1:26:48

happened. He looks down there's

1:26:48

a hole in the shirt, but his

1:26:51

stomach is completely fine.

1:26:51

There's no blood. And he has no

1:26:55

wounds. There's nothing going

1:26:55

on. Almost like he turned on no

1:26:58

clip mode. Really much. So he

1:26:58

starts screaming let me out.

1:27:04

Damn it. Let me out. He gets you

1:27:04

can just tell he is fucking

1:27:06

beyond frustrated on this one.

1:27:06

Yeah. And then he jumps into the

1:27:12

box. Yep. He's this point. He's trying.

1:27:13

He's trying every venue possible

1:27:17

to make sure that he's done.

1:27:17

Being aware being awake being

1:27:21

alive. This is by far the longest video

1:27:22

in the series as well. It's like

1:27:26

almost 14 minutes. Yeah. But

1:27:26

yeah, he saw he jumps in the

1:27:30

box. It's super black for a

1:27:30

while. ecgs cuts in with We'll

1:27:35

be right back. Yeah, hang in

1:27:35

there baby. followed up by like

1:27:41

after they cut you see, you hear

1:27:41

two of his voices talking to

1:27:44

each other? Yep, you hear him

1:27:44

speaking to himself. So we can

1:27:47

only assume at this point that

1:27:47

we've got subject one and two

1:27:50

now speaking directly to each

1:27:50

other.

1:27:52

Yeah. And so subject one and

1:27:52

two, that's another thing that

1:27:55

you're gonna find easy go