Starting off as awkward as possible, we did get Honch at attention. Although you couldn't see him, Honch was having trouble staying close to his microphone, so we've made him lean over the table.  

So to kick things off, Jethrow disappeared from the Internet, and he has gotten rid of all of his social media accounts, including Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (you name it, it's gone). However, he does have an idea to start up his own social media platform, open to people...especially those that don't tattle on others, and it's really setup to speak your mind to the manager. That means you Karen. It will also have a built in tool that allows you to make other peoples' status updates yours. That way you don't have to take any ownership of it, that'll work, right?

After we can't find Jethrow on the Internet, Honch tells us the story about going to Minnesota, where he starts receiving texts from his wife's phone, including emojis. As it turns out, Honch has a hard time figuring out if it is his wife or his daughter texting him, so Honch searches the Internet to find the true meaning of emojis vs. what he thought it meant, and as you can imagine, it's all sexual...well most of it. Such as the 'smiley face with tears', which he thought was a happy anal accident. The main lesson learned is that you have to be careful about what emojis you are sending back and forth....especially when you are ready to go all night. Be careful with your emojis.

After learning about Emojis, D discusses a woman's purchase of the potato skins from TGI Friday's, which were found not to contain any actual skins. Long story long, the lady is suing in a class action lawsuit, which means you can jump on the bandwagon and also try to get your share...if for some reason you have been confused about the product you're buying, including the comparison to bacon bits and the Flintstones.

After talking about food lawsuits, we hear some questions on Reddit from a guy who was interested about meat alternatives. Would you eat them if they were cheaper and tasted good? We really like Steak, but what if they could 3D print it so we didn't know...and what if it tasted exactly like Steak, we'd probably buy it....maybe not Jethrow. But if you could make shakes that taste like anything you want, then you're talkin'.