Happy quarantine!! I hope you all are healthy, safe, calm, and having as much fun as possible. Also Happy Graduation! Most of you are starting your first job or whatever. This is a very exciting time for you all and you should be very proud of

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Plastic Surgery

Apr 29th, 2020 39m 27s

Mirror Mirror on the wall, show me my imperfections so I can chop and fix them all. Also point me in the direction of a suga daddy so he can finance my plastic surgery. Lawd knows I don't have the funds. #WhereDatCheckAtGov We have a guest chil

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Spread some Distance, Love, & Applesauce

Apr 15th, 2020 1m 40s

This sucks but lets see the cup half full! Spend this time to share love and some applesauce. Keep your distance and relax with my dumb podcast. What better do you have to do for the next unknown time period. Toss me around like a rag doll and

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Bonus: Crying ft. Taylor

Mar 25th, 2020 31m 35s

Another Bonus and its not a check! But this one will have you crying laughing. GET IT? CRYING!!! Whatever. We have a guest children and her name is Taylor. The one from the very bad Halloween episode that was so bad it had to be taken down. Yes

Music

Mar 18th, 2020 25m 58s

Hey all you people! Hey all you people! Hey all you people wont you listen to meeeeeeeeee. Music is magic to the ear. Unlike my voice on this here podcast. Are you ready to bump and grind? I don't know what I'm doing anymore. But you can help a

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BONUS: Football Interview With A Wide Receiver

Mar 14th, 2020 4m 7s

Dear Sweet Mary Ann,I once craved your touch like a new born calf. If only....Ops wrong copy and paste. Oh well you don't read this anyway. Obviously, I did an interview with a football player. I think its dope like a nice grill cheese sandwic

Football

Mar 11th, 2020 21m 53s

You know why I'm here. To talk about football of course! The only sport that matters. I'm kidding so calm down Frank. But seriously, channel your team spirit to FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT through his horrible podcast. Oh and stay on the look out for a b

2020

Mar 4th, 2020 17m 22s

MERRY NEW YEAR!!!!I'm back with a new season and the same stupid confusion I call, my podcast. What better way to start off the year than 3 months into it? Hope you enjoyed the quiet because Its about to get mad annoying up in HUR. So chill ou

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DTMA Season 2 PSA

Jan 10th, 2020 59s

Sorry Sorry Sorry I’m back. Season 2 children?--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/donttouchmyapplesauce/message

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BONUS Dating

Nov 20th, 2019 1h 7m

We aren't drunk this time so we stay on topic a little. Dating is weird and this is how we feel about it. Also Taylor IG: is @taylorcourtney08 and Jordan IG: is @jordan_kelseyy8 WHILE YOU'RE FOLLOWING THESE HUMANS grab your parents phones and l

4. K I D S

Nov 13th, 2019 29m 8s

Kids..... you can't eat them, kill them, or live with them. So just complain about them in this there pod-A-cast. Press play children. And share this here message with all of your mutual relationship people. #DTMApod --- This episode is spo

3. H E A L T H & F I T N E S S

Oct 16th, 2019 24m 47s

This Episode is just me explain why I'm fat. Enjoy Children! Don't forget, well at least try not to forget, to follow, subscribe, and share this very special project @DTMApod ! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to

2. D R E A M S

Oct 9th, 2019 24m 24s

Dreams are weird. But not as weird as how I explain mine in this episode. Lend an ear children for this weeks random rant. Try not to forget to follow, subscribe, and share this very special project @DTMApod ! --- This episode is sponsored

1. F L I R T I N G

Oct 2nd, 2019 21m 22s

Flirting is very complicated and hard to define. Kinda like this podcast. So gather around children and see how I attempt to break down this F word. Also don't forget to follow and subscribe to this social experiment @DTMApod ! Goodbye & Enjoy

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