Ralph Brentner! Doug’s step-mom might be a troll. Eve of Destruction is a terrible song, everyone thinks so. Jake was a hippy. Neither Jake nor Doug know the words to that New Radicals song.

STAND – Minute 160 – Jake Young Thinks Bob Newhart is an Asshole

Jun 9th, 2019 2m 22s

IS Stephen King R.L. Stine? The Dark Tower!

STAND – Minute 159 – The Desert?

Jun 8th, 2019 1m 29s

An NPR segment about The Stand.

STAND – Minute 158 – This Incredible Machine

Jun 7th, 2019 4m 14s

Is Tom Cullen Hulk Hogan? Who is Nancy Travis? Wrestling! Forget it! Who’s driving the truck?

STAND – Minute 157 – Writer Writer

Jun 6th, 2019 6m 31s

JFK references. Stephen King writes sketch characters. Jake definitely knows who people are. THE NDWA IS YOUR NEW FAVORITE THING. LOOK IT UP ON YOUTUBE AND SUPPORT US ON PATREON AT patreon.com/NDWATHUMBS, JABRONI!

STAND – Minute 156 – Oh, God

Jun 5th, 2019 4m 40s

Recapitulating the LAST minute. Cary Elwes is everyone in that one movie. Screaming habits. Ted throws Bill a bone. OH GOD! Frampton comes alive.

STAND – Minute 155 – We Don’t Need You

Jun 4th, 2019 4m 32s

American Gothic (not the painting). The films of Gary Cole. Jackie Gleason is the reason to watch Smokey & the Bandit. Cannonball Run 2 is the inspiration for everything. We do NOT talk about the Stand at all.

STAND – Minute 154 – Dime Store Nancy Travis

Jun 3rd, 2019 1m 3s

Who Nancy Travis is, John Travolta’s filmography, and Tom Cullen’s dad.

STAND – Minute 153 – Everyone’s Heard It Scream

Jun 2nd, 2019 1m 45s

Slutty euphemisms.

STAND – Minute 152 – When The Bomb Goes Off

Jun 1st, 2019 5m 17s

Nick Andros and his peen. Doug and Jake sing “When the Bomb Goes Off.” Jake’s T-Shirt. Twin Peaks. How to play Q*Bert. Two Rules.

STAND – Minute 151 – Or Maybe We Won’t. Who Cares?

May 31st, 2019 2m 57s

THE ‘R’ WORD! Bojack Horseman! Vacation memories! Julie Andrews fires a shotgun!

STAND – Minute 150 – Mod Squad, You Say?

May 30th, 2019 10m 10s

Norma Jennings was the moral rock of Twin Peaks. A new character shows up and we realize we’d earlier confused her with Nadine. The Mod Squad. Giovanni Ribisi and Johnny Galecki are the same people. The only thing worse than The Big Bang Theory

STAND – Minute 149 – Sonuvabitch Bench

May 29th, 2019 2m 42s

Armpits and character choices. Jake does not find out what love is. The Flu Buckley mystery. The BRAT diet. The Firm 2: Waste Not Want Not.

STAND – Minute 148 – Molly Wingwald Pregnant

May 28th, 2019 4m 16s

Hello, Pratt, Kansas! Fran book baby vs. Fran movie baby. Harold’s vomit tendencies. Idiot mouths. Stu gives a leather clinic. The Fonzie. Smashmouth ruins everything and Doug reveals his fandom of that band. Led Zeppelin lore.

STAND – Minute 147 – Old Man Thing

May 27th, 2019 4m 40s

Harold misrepresents Missouri and we aren’t terribly offended about it because we’re not super proud about our state. Neither of us understand motorcycles or motorcycle people. What Jake would do, were he a cop. LOUD NOISES. Doug completes his

STAND – Minute 146 – Humunculous

May 26th, 2019 9m 40s

Glen’s hammock. Creek beer. Alpha Males posturing. Rough trade. We play a game that was fun, and super-interesting to listen to. The best part of Red Dead Redemption 2. Goddamn Homunculus. Doug gives out pennies. Jake makes a pretty solid joke

STAND – Minute 145 – Fanny

May 25th, 2019 3m 47s

Calloused vaginas vs. calloused butts as dinner conversation. STU -N- FRAN IZ GON’ KNOCK DEM BOOTS, BAY-BAYYYYYY. Dungeons & Dragons crews. Jake is a dick again. Didalittle.

STAND – Minute 144 – How To Shake Hands

May 24th, 2019 3m 48s

Autism speaks, but not as incessantly as a gluten allergy. Harold and Kumar (Fran) go to White Castle (the old guy’s place).

STAND – Minute 143 – And We’re Baaack!

May 23rd, 2019 9m 30s

Bad meat. What is everyone so mad about? The lovers Buckman. Nice guy tokens. Toxic Hollywood. Just the 10 of Us. Growing Pains recollections. What’s the best Nightmare on Elm Street? The Babadook is boring and you’re as dumb as Bye Bye Man if