0:00

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming

0:02

baby sticky seeds with 50

0:04

hazard popcorn kernels in his

0:06

teeth They're still not one

0:09

that he won't see Hey,

0:22

hey everybody, my name is

0:24

Doug and I love movies

0:30

Oh, beautiful music to my

0:32

ears Recording on

0:35

Sunday afternoon January 21st,

0:37

2024 as part of

0:39

SF Sketchfest in San

0:42

Francisco, California Oh

0:51

man, we are at the Gateway Theater,

0:54

which is not a gateway to drugs It's

0:57

a gateway to good times man,

0:59

and I brought a

1:01

prize bag today that Is

1:06

filled with my dirty laundry

1:09

Now it's a big laundry bag from a

1:11

company called on the road again. And what

1:13

they do is they Supply

1:17

things to bands and comedians

1:19

like traveling performers They

1:22

hook them up with stuff. I assume it's

1:24

a nonprofit and So

1:26

they gave me several of these big laundry bags

1:29

that are very cool. So I'm giving one of

1:31

those away today and then Here's

1:33

what's inside of it? There's

1:38

a pillow that I got when I saw

1:40

a musical at the

1:42

bourbon room in Los

1:45

Angeles called Rock of

1:47

Ages Rock of Ages pillow Pretty

1:51

nice and then just threw it on

1:53

the floor and then This

1:55

was said to me by the lovely people

1:58

at the studio that released the movie the

2:00

Holdovers, which looks like it's got a

2:02

chance to win best picture of the

2:04

Oscars. And this is a sweatshirt of

2:06

the fictitious collage. Is it a real

2:08

collage or fictitious? Barton

2:11

College from the Holdovers.

2:13

A big giant, extra-large

2:15

sweater. I thought about keeping

2:17

that one because usually when I get stuff it's

2:19

too small for me. That was just the right

2:21

fit. But I wouldn't want anyone to think I

2:24

went to college. You

2:27

know what I mean? I'm supposed to be a glowing example

2:29

if somebody made it work without college. No

2:34

college and a little weed and look at me. This

2:38

is my favorite thing that's in here. There

2:41

was like an adventure movie that

2:43

came out during the pandemic. I

2:47

think it starred that guy that's in all

2:49

the adventure movies that aren't good. The

2:56

movie is called Greenland, I think.

2:59

But they sent me an amazing

3:01

blanket just to celebrate that

3:03

motion picture. I haven't

3:06

really figured out anything to do with it so I figured I

3:08

could give it away. Now here's

3:10

the best part about this prize package

3:12

today. Whoever wins it, if

3:14

they don't want it or don't feel like taking

3:16

it on the Bart or whatever, just

3:19

give it to the first homeless person you see.

3:23

Right? I mean maybe even do that anyway.

3:25

I don't know. But

3:27

you know, it's a lot of nice warm stuff

3:29

in there as it turns out and the pillow.

3:33

Which I would very much enjoy seeing

3:36

an unhoused person enjoying the rock of

3:38

ages pillow. Like

3:40

it just says Hollywood right there and they're just

3:42

having a nap. Okay, so

3:44

anyway, that's what somebody's going to

3:46

win today. Before I bring out

3:48

my guest, let's talk about my

3:50

upcoming dates in a segment I

3:52

call Doug Plugs. People

4:00

try, but it's just not, you

4:02

don't have real enthusiasm for it.

4:06

This Friday, today, if you're listening,

4:08

this episode's gonna come out this

4:10

Friday, so if you're listening, today

4:12

I am performing, or this evening,

4:15

rather, at the Earl Theater in

4:17

Atlanta, and then tomorrow, Saturday, January

4:19

27th, I'm at the

4:21

40 watt in Athens, Georgia at 4.20. The

4:25

Benson Movie Interruption is back at

4:27

Dynasty Typewriter on Tuesday night, February

4:30

6th, and oh, who's

4:32

going to the interruption show here tonight?

4:35

Yay! I'm

4:37

finally, finally, you know, it's been

4:39

years in the making, because the

4:41

Fast X, the 10th movie, and

4:44

the Fast and Furious saga, if

4:46

you don't count Calvin and Hobbes,

4:48

I mean Hobbes and Shaw, the

4:52

10th movie finally came out,

4:54

you know, just after Pando,

4:57

I love interrupting, I've done interruptions

4:59

of several of the Fast and Furious

5:01

movies here in San Francisco at Sketchfest, and

5:04

so I just have been just sitting on this

5:06

one waiting, I haven't seen it yet, so

5:09

I'm very excited to watch it with

5:11

some of you tonight, and a bunch

5:14

of terrific guests, but speaking of terrific

5:16

guests, well, first I have

5:18

to say this, for all my dates and

5:20

deeds, go to douglovesmovies.com. sketchfestmovies.com!

5:25

Yeah! Kacow! Wallace!

5:28

Hey, Chance. One

5:34

person got it right, and

5:37

then some other people did the shh. That

5:40

was great, okay, thank you very much, everybody.

5:43

Are you ready to meet my guests?

5:46

Yeah! Yeah! It's

5:50

an incredible lineup of favorites from

5:52

the show, and one exciting new

5:54

addition, please give a big warm

5:57

welcome to Art and Marine Chad

5:59

Hobbes. Anna Reussman, Amy

6:01

Schneider, and Jeff Kate! What

6:23

a fancy bunch of individuals.

6:25

Let's meet them individually. And

6:27

of course, as I like

6:29

to do alphabetically, by

6:32

first name wish me luck.

6:36

I hope I get it right. Our

6:40

first guest I'd like to

6:42

introduce is a first time

6:44

guest on the show who

6:46

also happens to be a

6:48

Jeopardy Superchamp. It's Amy Schneider!

6:51

This is exactly why I picked the name

6:53

Amy so that I would be first on

6:55

this show. Right? Yeah, you don't usually get

6:57

to go by alphabetically.

6:59

That was like an

7:04

updating of

7:06

Porky Pig.

7:09

Foul-Mouthed Porky Pig. Fuck it! But thank

7:12

you for being here,

7:16

Amy. I really appreciate it

7:18

because I love Jeopardy and

7:22

you are now the fourth Jeopardy champion

7:24

to be on the show. Yeah,

7:27

you know. And that's what I call Ken

7:29

Jennings. I don't call him the host. I

7:32

call him a champion. And the second most successful

7:34

out of those four, just to be clear. I

7:40

love it! I

7:42

mean, yeah, absolutely true. I mean, one of

7:44

them is a buddy of mine who

7:46

won four times. So that's, you know,

7:48

I call him a champion. But, you

7:50

know, not bad. He isn't bad. It

7:58

doesn't suck. Oh

8:01

my god, I love it. So yes, thank you

8:03

for being here and do you have any opening

8:05

remarks you'd like to make? Uh...

8:08

Thanks a

8:10

weird question. Have you

8:12

prepared a statement, Amy? Uh,

8:16

thank you for having me. No, that's

8:18

very nice, David. I appreciate it. And

8:20

thank you for being here and moving...

8:22

Oh, an alphabetic... Oh no, we gotta

8:24

jump around. Get

8:27

up your seat and jump around.

8:30

Ladies and gentlemen, she, speaking of

8:32

trivia, she was the host of

8:34

the very entertaining HQ Trivia that

8:36

you could get on your phone

8:40

for many years. And now

8:43

she's here with us today, it's Anna

8:45

Reistberg! That

8:51

was the best explanation of HQ Trivia.

8:55

Yeah, I didn't know why I got stumbled over

8:57

because it wasn't really an internet game show, necessarily.

8:59

No, yeah, I couldn't do it on a computer.

9:01

Yeah, it was just on your phone. Just on

9:03

the phone. But it was daily and you hosted

9:05

it often and were great at it. I think

9:07

so. And I even got to be on HQ

9:10

After Dark one time, which you might be able

9:12

to find on YouTube, the episode

9:14

I did with Matt Richards and Anna

9:17

Reistberg, where the point was to get drunk

9:19

and host the show. So

9:21

we had a good time. I think we were stoned for

9:23

that one. Oh, you got

9:25

stoned for that one? We were in theme, yeah. Matt

9:27

got stoned just for that one? Matt probably got stoned

9:29

for all of it. Everyone,

9:32

that's right. So let's not

9:34

drag his name through the mud. He is

9:36

not here right now, but thank you for

9:38

being here, Anna. Thanks for having me. It's

9:40

your first time in San Francisco ever. Ever,

9:42

yes. You

9:46

know, she's almost in her 20s and she's never

9:49

made it to San Francisco.

9:51

So that's exciting. It was funny, though. I used

9:53

to be an assistant like 10 years

9:55

ago and my boss would always come to

9:57

San Francisco. So like my brain knows like

9:59

street. and restaurants and hotels. I'm like,

10:01

oh, I know this town. I've just never

10:04

set foot in it. Your boss was too

10:06

cheap to fly you up here. Yeah, honestly,

10:08

yeah. They have a lot of money. You're

10:10

right. I should have gone. What the hell happened there?

10:14

If there's any better reason to invent

10:16

a time machine and go fix that

10:18

situation, you're in it. To

10:21

be an assistant again. No, I'm good. I'm OK.

10:25

What's your number one favorite thing

10:27

that's happened in San Francisco? What do you

10:29

like most about it, assuming you

10:32

like it? Yeah, I

10:34

like it. Well, you're going to laugh. You

10:37

know, yes, I took a walk the other day,

10:39

and I walked up like a giant hill, and

10:41

I was like, wow, this is a hilly city.

10:47

They call her Captain Observation. But

10:50

then I found a Sephora, and I

10:53

was like, oh my god, I made it. Like,

10:55

they rewarded me, you know? It

10:58

was great. There's so many great things in this town if

11:00

you just walk up a hill. My

11:03

boyfriend's like, have you seen the bridge? I'm

11:05

like, I found Sephora. I'm OK. I'm

11:07

pretty sure I've been to that Sephora. I think I know the one

11:09

you mean, yeah. Yeah, you know, it's

11:11

great. It felt like home. I was into

11:13

it, yeah. I'm

11:16

the same way with their many dispensaries. You

11:19

walk up that hill and you find it. Also

11:22

joining us today is another favorite

11:24

of mine. He's been on the show many times,

11:26

and I was just on her podcast, Will

11:28

You Accept Us Rose, yesterday on this very

11:30

stage. It's Art and Maureen. Hi.

11:34

Hi. Hi,

11:37

Doug. You were so funny

11:39

yesterday. Oh, thanks. Well, let's see what

11:41

I can pull off today. I believe in you.

11:43

Let's try to live in the moment. But

11:46

thank you for having me yesterday. And when

11:49

does that episode, when can people hear it?

11:51

It's going to go up tomorrow, because the

11:53

premiere episode of The Bachelor is tomorrow night, so

11:55

we did draft picks. Even

11:57

if you don't watch the show, Doug is on fire.

12:00

talking about his high school yearbook and

12:02

the photo of his high school yearbook.

12:05

He's like, you see this locker? I'm just gonna say

12:07

it, yeah. You've already set it up.

12:09

I might as well say it was

12:11

a picture of the lockers at my high school and I

12:13

was in one of them. When it was

12:16

taken. It just made

12:18

me laugh so hard. So I point to it. It's

12:20

his favorite photo from his high school yearbook.

12:24

I just love Doug Benson. I didn't like my

12:26

posed photo, but that one was really a good

12:28

picture of me. Yeah,

12:31

it was good. But

12:33

yes, thank you for having me on. Thank you for

12:35

being here. I'm so happy to be

12:38

asked. I'm gonna get creamed. You

12:44

never know. You never know

12:47

what's gonna happen. You never know what's

12:49

gonna happen. For instance, you're

12:51

sitting next to a man who he might have thought

12:53

he was never gonna win. And

12:55

he has. Okay. Okay,

12:59

okay. Hello.

13:08

How you doing buddy? Good. I recently moved

13:10

to LA. The Sephora's there. Not as cool.

13:12

Not as good. He

13:14

found it. You've got fun

13:17

glasses. Thank you. They're festive.

13:20

Green and red. Christmas. Yeah.

13:22

It's too late for them, but you're wearing them.

13:25

I know. I'm not very punctual. Is

13:30

it God? Does it sound like the whole room

13:32

is vibrating? Whose

13:35

mic is too close to whose mic? I

13:38

think we're good now. Okay. So

13:41

Chad, thank you for being here. You were recently on

13:43

the show in Sacramento, and

13:45

there was a situation where one of

13:47

the other guests was called the quote-unquote

13:49

winner. With

13:52

an absolute lie of an answer.

13:55

And so, yeah. So I

13:57

apologize to you. learning

14:00

this. I don't think Michelle Pfeiffer

14:02

is the first Ant-Man movie. We

14:06

went back and forth about that. I don't think so. I

14:08

was like, all right, I'll give it back. I

14:10

found out later, I just made a judgment call, because you

14:12

were up against a nice lady that came out

14:14

of the audience to participate, and we're gonna have

14:16

her back on the show sometime soon, but I

14:18

consider the two of you finishing in a tie.

14:20

That's gonna go in the

14:23

official record books. Thanks,

14:25

Del. So you don't worry about it.

14:28

I'm not fine. I

14:31

was waking up in a cold swell like, oh!

14:35

And finally, a man who probably

14:41

looks to a lot of you right now like

14:43

a floating beard and face because

14:46

he's wearing the same color as the backdrop

14:48

behind him. Good

14:58

job, dude! Yeah,

15:11

we can't stop that from

15:13

happening. Why would you want

15:15

to? I would have. I

15:19

just built into the mix here

15:21

at Douglas Movies now that everyone's

15:23

gonna chant for him. How are you

15:25

doing, buddy? I'm doing great. I

15:27

love it. I walked up a

15:29

hill and found some cool shit.

15:31

It's a fun town. Everyone's uphill. It's

15:34

fun. Didn't you go

15:36

up a hill and come down an Englishman or something

15:38

like that? I

15:42

did, Governor. You're

15:45

gonna be participating in the

15:47

Fast X interruption this

15:49

evening and you will be the one

15:51

person on the panel who's seen the

15:53

movie already. I've seen it.

15:55

Oh, you did? Yeah. Why did you see

15:58

Fast X? Fast

16:00

and Furious movie opening night including Hobbs

16:02

and Shaw ice looking loads of action

16:05

movies. Duh Are you

16:07

kidding me? It's the best franchise ever

16:09

family family family You

16:12

know that I love that they

16:14

should make a fast bachelor You

16:17

want to be my family? I Think

16:22

Arden just won this show All

16:26

right, well before we

16:29

play our games today

16:32

I would like to ask

16:35

each member of the panel We'll start

16:37

on the other end there with Jeff

16:40

because he's probably gonna stick with the same answer.

16:42

He gives it every time I Don't

16:46

know I don't know if he's gonna change

16:48

it up today We'll find out but

16:50

I'm asking everybody your favorite film from last

16:52

year your favorite film from 2023 You

16:56

know obviously we didn't all see all the

16:58

movies But just pick one that you did

17:00

see that you enjoyed the most and

17:03

Jeff are you sticking with? Yeah,

17:06

I feel like I have to right you don't

17:08

have to if you saw something you like more

17:10

in the interim Cuz it's a lot of movies

17:12

like have you seen the holdovers? I

17:14

have not seen it everybody raves about it everybody that

17:16

sees it. I haven't seen it yet either So I'm

17:18

not picking my favorite of

17:20

the year until I at least see that Maybe

17:23

maybe I'll do that you think it's better you think

17:26

that are there more is there more is there better

17:28

karate than in the Ninja Turtles movie You

17:32

think all the amount is greater karate in that room?

17:35

Wouldn't you see a movie called Giamatti

17:37

karate? That would kick ass Paul

17:42

Giamatti has an actual show at sketch fest

17:44

I think next weekend or the weekend after

17:47

so you should Chad you should corner him

17:49

and pitch that Giamatti

17:52

karate, I would watch that Just

17:57

be like Paul that's all I got where's my check Yeah,

18:00

where do I get paid all right

18:02

so Jeff's going with? Teenage

18:05

Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem. Yeah

18:09

That's his favorite movie of last year do

18:11

not laugh at him. He's better. It's a

18:13

real dark horse Oscar contender, too Best

18:17

picture I smell it You

18:20

guys you guys want to walk up a hill and watch it later

18:22

You Like

18:29

Hills and Mayhem Anna

18:32

Reusman, what's your favorite movie last year? Um, I

18:35

wanted to brag to you I was on the

18:37

nominating committee. So I got all the screeners

18:39

I saw a bunch of them, but you're

18:41

gonna I just found out I'm gonna what you're

18:44

gonna hate the one I do Well,

18:46

Megan was 2023, right? January

18:49

I think yeah, I was obsessed with

18:51

Megan Like I saw it

18:53

three times. It was a weird thing to be obsessed. I

18:55

loved I loved that movie I was gonna go with maestro

18:57

and I'm like, I don't know. I think Megan top Announcing

19:02

the title wrong. I think it's myth Regan. Is

19:04

that what it is? Teenage

19:08

Mutant Ninja Turtles Megan Mayhem I

19:11

like feel bad for her cuz like Barbie swooped

19:13

in and just took away the doll You know

19:15

the Megan doll like it was like she got

19:17

axed fast Yeah, but I loved

19:19

that movie. Did anyone else like that movie? Yeah That

19:23

is funny that another doll movie came along

19:25

and one up to

19:27

Megan But Megan and

19:30

a Barbie fighting would be fun. That

19:32

would be a good sequel. Yeah How

19:37

about what about what about Paul Giamatti

19:39

fighting fighting Megan?

19:43

Do all Giamatti Yeah,

19:46

baby Shit

19:49

We're writing the script right now We've

19:52

written the title. Yeah, that's

19:54

all we've got That's

19:57

all you need is somebody's dumb movies these days

20:00

I said you and Judy could be Giamatti Maserati.

20:02

Oh! Oh!

20:05

Points! Thank

20:08

you. Stupid.

20:15

Art is going to be on

20:17

after midnight soon. And I'm

20:20

doing it on Tuesday. Yeah, girl. I

20:22

hope you win. And the new host,

20:24

Taylor Tomlinson, is great. And she doesn't

20:27

yell points at the contestants. She just

20:29

laughs and then presses a button. And

20:32

your score goes up. OK. Good

20:34

to know. It's a slightly different vibe, but it's still super

20:36

fun. All right. Chad.

20:41

Well, I picked the holdovers. But I'm going to go with

20:43

my favorite. I love horror movies. So my favorite horror movie

20:45

from 2023 was Talk to Me. That

20:48

was great. Yeah, I like that. That was an excellent

20:50

horror movie. I think you brought that up back when

20:53

we were asking for favorite horror movies. Yeah,

20:55

I think you mentioned it then. So you're really sticking with that

20:57

one. Yeah, that was really good. Yeah. I don't know. I

21:00

think it was an Australian movie. People loved it. Yeah. I

21:02

don't know any of them. Yeah, it's intense. Yeah.

21:06

All right. Arden. I

21:09

loved Bottoms. I

21:12

loved it. I loved The Joy. I

21:15

loved The Swagger. I thought

21:17

it was so fun. I loved it.

21:21

I like it too. Yeah, that's

21:23

cool. It should be a bigger hit than

21:25

it is. But hopefully, everyone will find it

21:28

on the streaming and whatnot. I

21:30

took myself alone on a date. I went.

21:33

I laughed my ass. You know what I mean?

21:35

Usually, if you're like, sometimes it's heartland. I just

21:37

went and just like guffawed alone in a theater.

21:39

I loved it. I haven't

21:41

done that since Norbit. I

21:45

saw that in a theater too. I

21:48

saw that too. All

21:51

right. So put Arden down

21:54

for Bottoms. Thank you.

21:56

Power Bottom. Yeah. Take care.

22:00

Okay. I'm a bad

22:02

old shot fucker! I don't know. You're

22:05

my best. Alright.

22:08

And Amy, do you have a

22:10

favorite? Yeah, I mean with apologies to Megan, it

22:13

was Barbie. And I think Barbie... Thank

22:15

you. Thank you, yeah.

22:17

I think Barbie was the best movie because anytime

22:19

you say Barbie was the best movie, everybody

22:22

immediately comes up with some argument in their mind

22:24

why it wasn't the best movie. An

22:26

argument which was addressed in the Barbie movie

22:28

itself. Yeah, it's funny. But

22:32

it was awesome. Yeah. It was a fucking

22:34

nail day. Yeah. Yeah,

22:36

it really does explain it.

22:43

That America for Our Monologue really brings it

22:45

home. In case you dummies

22:47

don't know what's happening in this movie,

22:49

here's the speech. I

22:52

love it. Okay, so we got Barbie,

22:54

Megan... I like to say

22:56

Megan. Bottoms, Talk

22:59

to Me, and Mutant Mayhem.

23:01

There you go. Movies

23:03

to check out if you want to see

23:05

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show. And

25:08

we're back.

25:11

We are back in

25:15

business. We've got some games

25:17

to play and a

25:19

winner to determine. The first game

25:21

we're gonna play today is, oh,

25:23

let me recap who's picked who

25:25

for the name tags. Amy

25:28

is playing for Shanimal. Anna

25:31

is playing for Brianna. Brianna

25:34

Brianna. Brianna. Pardon.

25:37

That should have been so easy for me. Anna

25:39

Brianna. Simple.

25:41

And then Arden's playing

25:43

for Rain Dan. And

25:46

Chad is playing for a gentleman with an apple.

25:51

His name is Daniel. And

25:55

Jeff got a whole bottle of

25:57

wine from Sid and the clever...

26:00

there is the movie Sideways, got

26:02

changed to Sidways. Good

26:05

luck everyone. And

26:07

the first game we're gonna play today is

26:09

called Purple Rain Man. This is

26:11

something they

26:17

do on Jeopardy! from time to

26:19

time where it's a movie mash-up

26:22

title. It's, you know,

26:24

just like Purple Rain Man, I took

26:27

two titles and put them together and

26:29

I will tell you the third build

26:31

people in the two titles,

26:33

you know, in the order of the first

26:35

title and the second title, then the second

26:38

build, then the first. But throughout that entire

26:40

thing you can guess anytime you want. You

26:42

just have to guess the full movie mash-up

26:44

title. Don't guess half the title because then

26:46

you're just telling all the other panelists half

26:49

the answer. Little tip from

26:51

me to you. And any

26:54

questions? No.

26:57

No. Arden looks very concerned.

27:00

I'm number two after the number

27:02

two Jeopardy! chip of all time. I

27:04

just panicked but I'm ready. Yeah. So just, you

27:06

know, anytime you think you know the answer. I

27:09

did have a drink before this so like if

27:11

that gives you any way to get fanfic. I

27:13

like it. Did you have a drink before Jeopardy!

27:15

ever? No, I didn't. Yeah. No.

27:18

There's no money on the line for

27:20

this. I gotta go. Got it. Okay.

27:25

Just a bottle of red wine, you know. You never

27:27

know. But someone could win a blanket. Yeah,

27:31

but not in me. Well,

27:36

I've always said that if any of the guests

27:38

on my show, they're not paying

27:41

anybody anything. If anybody would actually want any

27:43

of the prizes, you've gone home with a

27:45

prize from the bag before, Jeff, I bet.

27:47

I have, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If

27:49

anybody sees an item they like, well,

27:53

we'd speak up. Okay,

27:55

good. Here we go. This is

27:58

the movie mashup title. featuring

28:00

in the third build slot

28:03

the actors Ed Harris and

28:06

Burt Young. Ed

28:11

Harris and Burt Young at

28:13

this point it's tough. Jeff

28:17

is percolating over here. Okay

28:21

here's my guess the the

28:23

rocky two. Oh

28:28

be serious what's your guess? The

28:30

rocky. That is correct. Wow

28:34

really good job. Thank

28:37

you. Someone

28:49

can hear where my brain went it's so

28:51

embarrassing like you never want to with

28:54

with Ed Harris where I went anyway.

28:56

Yeah I totally did. It's

29:00

because you're sitting next to me you felt it

29:02

yeah. Yeah that was

29:04

that went overweight

29:07

that ended too quickly but unfortunately

29:13

that gave us some time for people to chant

29:15

your name because you you

29:17

got the answer so fast. Of

29:19

course second builder Nicholas Cage and

29:21

Talia Shire and first build

29:23

Sean Connery and Sylvester

29:26

Stallone the rocky

29:29

and of course you know that came into

29:31

my head today because I could see Alcatraz

29:33

from my hotel or actually I could see

29:35

a hotel that was blocking my view of

29:38

Alcatraz but I know where it is so I was

29:40

able to just

29:44

think of it and it's

29:48

a great movie if you haven't seen it

29:50

you know it's very silly of course it's

29:52

just a silly action movie but it has

29:54

one of the worst lines ever uttered

29:57

in anything when

30:00

Sean Connery actually says, it

30:03

looks like you're stuck between the rock

30:05

and a hard place. I

30:10

apologize, it's even worse than that. It also has

30:12

Nicholas Cage describing himself as a Beatle

30:15

maniac, which is not great. That

30:17

does come up, and another time he says, what

30:20

in the name of Zeus's butthole? Yeah. Because

30:24

Nick Cage went in an interview and said,

30:27

I just make up things in movies that

30:29

aren't R, because we're not allowed to

30:31

swear as much, but I still want

30:33

to sound like I'm swearing. And

30:35

yes, Nick Cage, butthole does sound like

30:37

a swear word, especially

30:41

Zeus's butthole. But

30:43

I fucked up that rock line, it's even worse.

30:45

I fixed it a little bit, because he goes,

30:47

you're stuck between the rock and a hard case.

30:52

Like he describes himself as a hard case. Doesn't

30:55

make any sense. Yeah, it's

30:57

really, really, really rough. But anyway,

30:59

congratulations Jeff Tate, you won our

31:02

first game. Shant

31:09

all you want, but he's

31:11

still got to win two more games, and

31:14

all he gets in this next game

31:17

is the opportunity to go first. So

31:20

we'll start with Jeff, then

31:23

we'll go to Amy, then

31:26

Arden, then Chad, then Anna, in

31:30

a game that I invented, a brand

31:33

new game called, I

31:35

Left My I Heart Radio in San Francisco.

31:46

This game has nothing to do with I

31:48

Heart Radio, I just saw a pun and

31:50

also knew that Arden, whose

31:53

podcast Will You Accept This Rose is

31:55

on I Heart Radio, so always

31:57

like to give them a plug over the half. Yes.

32:00

This game's more about movies

32:03

set in San Francisco. I

32:07

wrote down the top 20

32:09

films set in San Francisco

32:11

according to yardbarker.com. yardbarker.com,

32:17

where everybody goes for, I

32:19

don't know what. I

32:22

have no idea what that website is

32:24

about beyond coming up with the 20

32:27

best San Francisco

32:29

movies it's the most recent

32:31

ranking that I could find because I didn't

32:33

want one that would leave out more recent

32:35

movies. So this is from November, somebody

32:37

wrote this in a column. It

32:39

was probably even one person's decision

32:42

to name the 20 best

32:45

San Francisco films. So

32:47

you're going to take turns guessing movies that

32:49

you think would be on someone's 20

32:52

best San Francisco movies list. You're

32:54

each gonna get three guesses. You

32:56

will go three rounds, each person

32:58

going in turn and the

33:00

higher the title you give me ranks on the list,

33:02

the more points you get. If it's the

33:05

number one movie, you get 20 points. If

33:07

it's number 20, you get one point and

33:09

you figure out how all those other points

33:12

work in between

33:15

and like I said, we'll start

33:17

with Jeff and then work our way around

33:19

this way. I

33:23

think that's everything, any questions? No.

33:28

Everybody got a San Francisco at least one in

33:30

their hand. I got one but I'm

33:32

last. So yeah, I believe in you.

33:35

Yeah, unfortunately it might be taken before

33:37

it gets you but you might also

33:39

think of another. Other

33:42

things people say may make something spring

33:44

into your mind. Or

33:46

you're just screwed. It could go either way. Thanks,

33:49

Amy. Thanks for your support, Amy.

33:51

You're so competitive. Would

33:54

you psych out the other players ever or are

33:57

you just nice sweet Amy the whole time? I

33:59

was nice sweet Amy. that also kind of psyched

34:01

people out by doing that. Yeah. Oh, by being

34:03

too nice? Yeah. Nice. Jeff,

34:06

are you shaking? Yes, he is. He's shaking over

34:08

there. We're getting commercial break, Amy on Jeopardy. You're

34:10

like, hey, I'm going to fuck these people up

34:12

now. Everybody,

34:16

if somebody wrote, Amy and then underneath

34:18

an arrow, I'm with stupid or something,

34:20

just felt the person

34:22

next to you randomly. OK,

34:27

Jeff, what do you got? 48

34:30

hours. Oh,

34:33

it takes place pretty much entirely in

34:35

San Francisco. A lot of running around

34:37

on all the streets here, and chase

34:40

scenes, and the whole deal. And

34:43

let's see where it ranked. Doo, doo,

34:45

doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,

34:47

doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, number two on

34:49

the list. Wow. That's

34:52

crazy. Wow. Out

34:54

of the gate, Jeff, with 19 points.

34:57

Wow. Wow. Yeah, that's a strong

34:59

start, but somebody can get ahead of

35:02

him by naming the number one movie,

35:04

or two movies that have a lot

35:06

of point values. Amy,

35:09

what's your first guess

35:12

of three films? I

35:14

mean, if it was my judgment, it would

35:16

be The Rock. But that's not the game. I'm

35:20

going to say Bullet. Interesting.

35:23

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,

35:25

doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,

35:28

doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, number

35:30

six on the list. Wow. Well

35:36

done. So that's worth 15 points

35:38

for Amy. And

35:40

now we go to Arden. Well, I got to

35:42

go with Amy's gut and go for The Rock.

35:46

I'm not a fool. If

35:50

you say so. The

35:53

Rock came in at number 15. Arden

35:58

Maureen is on the board. Yes!

36:01

Alright, it's got six points. Thank

36:03

you. You're welcome. You're

36:05

welcome for the points. Thank you. Uh,

36:10

Chad? I'm going Dirty Harry. Hot.

36:13

Hot. So

36:19

you said you were feeling lucky, punk?

36:24

Make my day. I am afraid that I

36:26

cannot make your day. Dirty

36:28

Harry did not make the list.

36:31

What the hell? What kind of list is

36:33

this? Oh my God, but it

36:35

takes place here? Yeah. It

36:37

feels like the person who wrote this

36:39

list is against vigilante justice. Holy

36:43

shit. Alright,

36:46

but Chad, you're still in this thing. Don't worry about

36:48

it. And by that I mean you get

36:50

to play in the next game. That's right.

36:56

And uh... I'm

36:58

going with Mrs. Doubtfire.

37:00

Good call. Good call. Thank

37:03

you. Thank you so much. The

37:05

artist was looking at me like my mom

37:07

just said you got this. I party here. Thank

37:10

you. You said you had one guest, that's a good one. That

37:12

was great. You know, I looked for the house today and then

37:14

I gave up. There

37:17

was too many hills. I'm

37:20

telling you, I've always been a little

37:22

scared to come to San Francisco because

37:24

I saw Mrs. Doubtfire because of this

37:26

re-grant run by fruitings. I

37:33

wish I could know that I would see Pierce

37:35

Brosnan somewhere because I would seriously throw a fruit

37:37

at him. Just

37:39

to give him some flashbacks

37:41

to Mrs. Doubtfire number 13

37:43

on the list. Okay.

37:49

That's where they point.

37:51

So after our first

37:53

round, Jeff's in the lead

37:55

with 19 and AB has 13. at

38:00

13 and then Anna has

38:02

8 and Arden has 6.

38:05

Thanks for being here Chad.

38:10

Jeff what's your first guest for round

38:12

two? Basic

38:15

instinct. Great call,

38:17

really good call. Yes everybody

38:20

cross your legs

38:25

or uncross as the case may be. I

38:28

always like, I'm not a big fan of that

38:31

movie but one of the very first scenes of

38:33

the movie is exciting to me just because I

38:35

recognize that it was filmed in Tosca, the bar

38:37

up the street that's too expensive to go to

38:42

in my opinion. But anyway I'm

38:44

sorry it did not make the list.

38:46

What? What?

38:48

No basic instinct. That's how many

38:51

big movies have been made in

38:53

and about San Francisco that basic

38:56

instinct or maybe it's just a matter of

38:58

taste. Yard barkers of fraud.

39:00

Because that movie doesn't hold up very well. What?

39:03

Yard barkers of fraud. Guy's

39:06

seen 20 movies made

39:09

a list and they all take place in

39:11

San Francisco. The coincidence drove them to make

39:13

a list. Okay

39:16

so that's a big, that's big for

39:18

everybody that Jeff just got a goose

39:20

egg on that one.

39:23

What's your next one Amy?

39:25

I've somehow never seen this movie and I'm panicking

39:28

because I'm only like 80% sure that

39:30

it's set in San Francisco but I'm

39:32

going with Vertigo. Oh. Vertigo

39:44

is

39:46

number

39:48

one.

39:50

Obviously.

39:52

Amy you're sitting too close to Doug I don't

39:54

know. I know I was actually feeling that I

39:57

was like it is right there and it's

39:59

very competitive. His handwriting

40:01

is not legible. Like, don't worry about

40:03

it. My

40:06

handwriting is like a manifesto. You

40:08

can't... I need to type it

40:10

up before anybody can actually read it. But

40:13

wow. It

40:15

seems like the lead is insurmountable because

40:17

it is. But

40:21

let's continue on and see how

40:23

many points everybody else can accrue just

40:26

for fun. All right, Ed? I

40:28

gotta go Harold and Maude. Of

40:30

course you gotta go Harold and Maude because it's number eight on

40:32

the list! Wow! Wow!

40:36

One of my favorite movies. It's

40:38

so good. I just watched it again

40:40

recently. Ruth Gort. I mean, it's so good. It's

40:43

all just...it's kind of a perfect

40:45

movie, in my opinion. And the cast, evens of it all. I just can't.

40:48

Yeah, it's funny and sad. It

40:51

gives you everything. I know,

40:53

I love it. In a tight package. It's like 90

40:55

minutes long. Okay.

40:58

Uh, Arden, 13. So

41:00

you're at 19. Oh my God! That's pretty

41:03

good. Amy didn't have 35. You know

41:05

what? I'll take it. That's honestly better

41:07

than I thought it would be as a friend.

41:09

So I'll take it. All

41:12

right, Chad, what do you got for us?

41:14

I thought I was out of the game. No, you're

41:16

not out of it. You're not out of it. You gotta

41:18

keep playing. You're just not going to win. Hold your head

41:20

high. Yeah, this particular game. You're kind of

41:22

a spoiler now because Jeff's still in a position to

41:24

catch up. I don't know. Possibly.

41:28

I'm going to go. One of my favorites is

41:30

So I Married an Axe Murderer. Well, that's a good clown.

41:32

I love that movie. That's a good one. I

41:36

was afraid this would happen because I

41:39

expected to see it too because people love that

41:41

movie. When you bring it up,

41:43

people are all super into it, but it

41:45

did not make the list. When

41:48

are you going to be crying tears

41:50

if you're just gunstick pillow tonight? What

41:53

if I came up with a game

41:56

just for Chad where the point is

41:58

to never get any points? I'm

42:01

waiting. Because you named three very, you didn't

42:03

name obscure ass movies. I couldn't believe Dirty

42:05

Harry wasn't on that. Yeah, no, the three

42:07

movies you picked absolutely should be on the

42:09

list. And especially when you hear what is,

42:12

you might get extra mad. I probably

42:14

will. All right, let's go to Anna.

42:17

Doing great. You

42:20

know, I used my one I was sure of.

42:25

But have you thought of another? I'm going

42:27

to take a guess. There

42:29

was no Full House movie, right? No. Good

42:31

event. Yeah,

42:34

that was a long missed

42:36

opportunity. OK,

42:39

was Rush Hour? I

42:42

don't think it was this San Francisco, because they

42:44

do a lot of chasing around, and it seems

42:46

pretty flat. But good

42:49

guess. OK, wait, do

42:52

I get another guess or no? You will

42:54

get one more in the final round that

42:56

we're heading into now. Oh,

43:00

wait, yeah, Chav's only said two movies so far. So you

43:02

could still. You

43:04

could still win. You could still uphold your record

43:07

and name another one that isn't on

43:09

the list. I can get one point. Yeah. All

43:12

right, Jeff, if you get the

43:16

second, or excuse

43:18

me, the third movie or the fourth, I

43:20

think both of those would put you in

43:22

either a tie or a win. Maybe

43:25

the fifth? I'm not good with the math on this.

43:29

You tie for the fifth, so you need to get the third

43:31

or fourth to win, or the fifth on

43:34

the list to tie. No

43:36

pressure. What

43:39

do you got? It feels helpful. OK,

43:46

I'm going to say, man, I really want

43:49

to say freebie in the bean, but I don't think

43:51

that's going to be honest. I

43:53

think you want to say it just because it's fun when

43:55

you say it. It is fun when I say it. The

43:57

way you say bean. recut

44:00

the trailer with me doing the voiceover it

44:02

would have been a success. Go

44:05

see freebie and the bean. But

44:08

I'm gonna say ant man. Yeah.

44:14

That's your final answer? It's the only one

44:16

I have. Ant man. Ant

44:19

man. Wow.

44:26

All right Jeff.

44:29

That's okay.

44:32

I'll find this yard marker later.

44:34

Have some words.

44:37

I can't wait to see this list after. Maybe

44:39

it's just written by a dog. Oh

44:42

my god freebie and

44:44

the beans gonna be

44:46

third. This is

44:49

my dog's favorite San Francisco

44:51

movie. Okay

44:55

so Jeff finishes out with

44:57

19 points. We go to Amy to

45:00

further solidify the lead here.

45:03

What have you got? I just watched this movie.

45:05

It holds up so much better than I thought.

45:07

It is technically partly set in Reno but

45:09

I'm going with Sister Act. So

45:22

that's another five points. Okay.

45:24

So Amy has 40 and

45:26

thanks for coming everybody. Well

45:28

let's see what let's see

45:31

what Arden's got for fun.

45:33

I'm gonna go what's up doc. She's

45:37

so adorable in that movie.

45:40

Ryan O'Neill? No Barbra Streisand is

45:42

so freaking

45:45

cute. She's so darling in that.

45:48

Yeah and so funny and like she was really

45:50

great. She didn't think she was funny in it

45:52

like she and the director argued all the time

45:54

but she was and Madeline Khan. She's so good.

45:56

Madeline Khan was incredible. Introducing Madeline Khan. Incredible. Her

45:58

first movie. It was so good. Yeah, I

46:00

love it and I it's it's certainly

46:03

my favorite San Francisco

46:05

movie. It's my favorite screwball comedy.

46:07

It's my favorite a lot

46:09

of things favorite chase scene in a movie At

46:12

the end of the movie is so incredible Is

46:18

your marker not a fan of good movie I'm

46:21

gonna Ryan O'Neill's like we're

46:23

inside a Chinese dragon because they

46:25

crash into okay, so They

46:28

crash into a parade All

46:30

right Arden Said

46:35

what was it? What's up doc only number

46:37

20 on the list? Your

46:42

minor victories Where

46:44

you can the only other player to name three

46:46

movies that are on the list I have

46:48

another guess but I'm not I'm gonna wait till we're okay.

46:50

That's fun Chad

46:54

I don't think me and yard Barker see

46:56

I die on a lot. I'm going with

46:58

my my picks invasion

47:00

of the body snatchers You

47:04

know About

47:08

yard barker I

47:10

think yard Barker is sensitive or something

47:13

cuz that did not make the list

47:16

But I'm proud of feeling that's almost a

47:18

skill in and of itself To

47:21

name movies that are in San Francisco That

47:24

aren't on here Anna. Do you have one more? Yeah,

47:26

I do. Nice. Well, I was gonna go with Sleepless

47:29

in San Francisco, but then Amy

47:33

set me up. Oh, I

47:35

know what you're gonna do and I'm gonna

47:37

go with sister act to You

47:41

gotta do full title on this show

47:43

I know they won't let it slide

47:46

and unfortunately that did not make Second

47:51

hang on one second. No, my brain

47:54

couldn't remember. I'm like did she fly to

47:56

New York for that movie? But no, it wasn't

47:58

okay. Yeah That was Home

48:00

Alone, that you're thinking of. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

48:11

Wow. Yeah. That was terribly

48:13

exciting. But what's your extra

48:16

guess, Arda? Foul Play. Oh,

48:19

yeah. I love Foul

48:21

Play as well. And it also

48:23

has a fun chase scene and

48:25

lots of problematic bits of business.

48:27

But did not make number anything

48:29

on the list. But

48:34

I did write down to make a special mention of

48:36

it, because I do enjoy it. OK,

48:39

so let's

48:41

do from the bottom

48:43

up the ones that did not get

48:46

mentioned. At number 19, The

48:49

Towering Inferno, which

48:52

is such a fucked up story to begin with,

48:54

that all these people are trapped up in the

48:56

top of the building that's on fire. But then

48:58

when they cut to the fire trucks, they're going

49:00

uphill. It's a real

49:03

scary situation. Like, there's a four-o's on

49:05

fire. Number

49:13

18, Zodiac. Oh,

49:16

that was scary. I think that

49:18

is more of a Bay Area thing, though.

49:20

Yeah. Isn't it like in Sausalito some of

49:23

the time or something? Or

49:25

is that just the name of the lounge band

49:27

in Lawson Translation? Yeah. Is American Graffiti going to

49:29

be on here, like some Bay Area shit? No.

49:31

Oh, yeah. That's like Modesto, I think. Right? Yeah.

49:34

I don't think it's on here. I'm sure it's

49:36

not on here. I saw the list. Then

49:41

we got, of course, they

49:43

had to mention it. Number 17,

49:45

Star Trek, The Voyage Home. Oh,

49:47

yeah. Which

49:50

is such a fun movie, because the guys

49:52

from the Enterprise come

49:54

to Earth, and they're in San Francisco.

49:56

And this town is so crazy. The

50:00

first thing they see on a bus is a guy

50:02

with a colored mohawk. And they do not know what

50:04

to make of it. Right? They've been

50:06

to space. Yeah. They've been

50:08

to space and they can't handle San Francisco in

50:11

the 80s. They've

50:13

seen Klingons and they're like, a mohawk? What

50:18

the hell? Okay.

50:23

Number 14 is, I can't read

50:25

my writing either. Oh,

50:32

a motion picture, an older motion

50:34

picture called Point Blank. Oh.

50:37

Yeah. I think kind of a classic, I guess.

50:40

And then number 12, we

50:42

get the political drama Milk.

50:44

Oh, yeah. Oh, my

50:46

God. I could have climbed that down. Yeah.

50:49

I think that's a great story. Sean Penn won Best

50:51

Actor Oscar for it. And

50:53

then number 11 is The

50:56

Maltese Falcon, which

50:58

I've never thought of as a San

51:00

Francisco movie, but here we are. Here's

51:03

one where San Francisco's in the title. The

51:07

Last Man in San Francisco? Last Black Man in San

51:09

Francisco, yes. That was correct. I

51:12

was going to say Homeward Bound 2. Lost

51:16

in San Francisco. Here's

51:18

a fun bonus question. Can anybody

51:20

on stage name a animated

51:23

film that takes place in San Francisco? Because

51:25

that's at number nine. The

51:29

One with the Emotions, Inside Out. Yeah,

51:31

Inside Out. That's a cute movie. Even

51:33

more points for Amy. Just

51:37

keeps winning points. Number

51:39

seven, another one that like, sure, yeah, I

51:41

bet it does take place here, but I

51:43

don't think of it as a San Francisco

51:45

movie. The Conversation with Gene Hackman. That's a

51:48

great movie. Yeah, that's a really gritty 70s

51:50

movie. And then Bullet was six. And

51:53

then Jeff Kate, this is your single,

51:55

Biggest Failure, today. You

51:57

got no idea. What's

52:08

your favorite movie that takes place in San

52:10

Francisco? I don't think you even know because

52:12

you didn't say it. Yeah,

52:14

I'm just not thinking. Teenage Mutant

52:17

Ninja Turtle? Is it? Teenage

52:19

Mutant? No. New York. That's

52:22

New York for sure. Yeah, the peep show. You're just

52:24

gonna... Everybody wants Jeff. He's gonna slump in his seat

52:26

when he hears it. Big Trouble in Little China. Oh shit! That's

52:29

right. That's right. That

52:31

is... Oh man! Right? I've

52:36

had some pretty bad failures already today, but

52:38

that is my biggest one. That's

52:40

correct. I was fucking stuff up left

52:42

and right at breakfast. Kept

52:47

ordering lunch. It was crazy. So

52:49

embarrassing. I bet

52:51

you were so close. Number four is Ant-Man

52:54

and the Wasp. I

52:57

hate this Yardbarger fellow.

53:00

Ant-Man back in the habit.

53:05

And then number three was a movie that I do. No

53:07

one would ever... There was

53:09

just no chance it was gonna get mentioned. Of

53:11

course it didn't. The sequel

53:14

to The Thin Man after The

53:16

Thin Man. Oh man. Wait,

53:20

Sorry to Bother You was in a San Francisco

53:22

movie. That should have been on that list too.

53:25

This Yardbarger's full of shit. He is. After

53:27

The Thin Man was pretty good. I had

53:30

a good time. Yeah.

53:32

Yeah, come on. It's Myrna Loy in it?

53:34

Don't encourage Yardbarger. He is. And

53:38

they have that cute little dog, Asta, in those

53:41

movies, right? Yeah. Why aren't they

53:43

in New York? And there's no reason that The Thin Man

53:45

is in the title at all because that was only in

53:47

the first movie, but they keep it going. He

53:50

meets all his criminal friends in San Francisco.

53:52

It's so fun. That's fun. Yeah,

53:54

I recommend it. It's the same tradition as The Pink

53:56

Panther, the first Pink Panther movie. There's a diamond called

53:58

The Pink Panther they're trying to steal. And

54:00

then every sequel has nothing to do

54:02

with anything Pink Panther at all.

54:05

I never even knew why it was the Pink

54:07

Panther. Yeah. It's a

54:09

Diamond Heist movie. And Inspector

54:12

Clouseau is just a dumb guy trying to

54:14

solve the case. He's not even like the

54:16

main character. That's crazy. Meanwhile... Yes.

54:19

Hey everybody, I'm old. Alright,

54:22

so congratulations to Amy

54:24

for winning that game,

54:26

but... As

54:29

we... As

54:31

we all know... Oh!

54:34

Oh! Amy!

54:37

Amy! Amy! Thank you

54:39

so much. Amy! We'll

54:43

be right back. We're

54:51

back! And

55:00

of course we have one more game to

55:02

play. And since Amy won

55:05

that last game, Amy's going

55:07

to go first. And then

55:09

we were going that

55:11

way. So we'll switch it around. Wait. We'll

55:14

go that way. Jeff

55:16

will be second. Yeah. Ooh.

55:19

Okay, so Amy, Jeff, Anna, Jen,

55:21

Arden. I'm not going to play

55:23

today because the name

55:26

of the actress that we're going to

55:28

use in this game was predetermined by

55:31

me. And I'd be cheating if I

55:33

played. But I'll say which ones

55:35

you missed at the end if I can think of

55:37

any. And we

55:40

mentioned Foul Play earlier. And

55:43

one of my favorite actresses stars

55:46

in that film. So we are

55:48

going to play Last

55:50

Person Standing with

55:55

the films of Goldie Hawn. Love

55:58

her. So Amy

56:00

will name a Goldie Hawn movie, then Jeff,

56:03

then Anna, then Chad, and we'll just go

56:05

through. And if at any point you can't

56:07

think of one, you can go

56:09

to the person whose name tag you chose, and

56:11

they can help you one time to keep

56:14

you around for one more round,

56:16

and possibly the win. Sometimes people

56:18

have used their lifeline and

56:21

gone on to the win. Doesn't happen a lot, but

56:23

it could happen. And I think

56:26

that's everything you need to know about this game. And

56:30

we'll start with Amy. Um...

56:34

Goldie Hawn. Oh,

56:37

Amy's already getting strategic. Yeah,

56:39

no, I cannot 100% name a Goldie Hawn

56:41

movie. This

56:46

is problematic. Oh,

56:49

interesting. Yeah, no, this is absolutely

56:51

not in my wheelhouse. Like if that had

56:53

been a category on Jeopardy, you'd probably just

56:55

throw down your buzzer. Yeah, no, I would

56:57

have let other people deal with it. And

56:59

stepped out. Yeah, although usually, in Jeopardy, they'll

57:01

give you other clues that might have helped.

57:03

But this I've got... Oh, right,

57:05

this is just Goldie Hawn movies. Yeah, just Goldie

57:07

Hawn. So that's wild how

57:10

you don't have any other context to it. That

57:13

would be a fun round of Jeopardy, where they're just like, Goldie

57:15

Hawn movies, and then 200, and it's just

57:17

like, name one. I hate to

57:20

do like that name, I think. Go

57:23

on. That's so funny. Jeopardy

57:25

starts Goldie Hawn. Like everything

57:27

is genuinely guesses what is...

57:34

The Goldie Hawn story. Well,

57:37

it's so weird because I changed up the

57:40

game today because normally we get like four

57:42

names from the audience and we play movies

57:44

of all of those people.

57:47

So I don't want to throw a difficult

57:50

obstacle at you at the beginning of the

57:52

final game. But I appreciate

57:54

that you don't mind. Yeah, no. I

57:58

knew what I was getting into. Um, I'm

58:02

gonna name any Goldie Hawn movie. I'm just

58:04

gonna take a guess Oh

58:06

wait, you can go to your lifeline. I

58:09

know I'm debating should I do that now might

58:11

as well Cuz then once you hear a bunch

58:13

of other titles something that might help spring something.

58:15

Yeah, maybe Or

58:18

somebody will know I'll go with my lifeline. I'll go

58:20

if I like. I like this strategy. Yeah Overboard

58:24

overboard with sounds favorite

58:26

Kurt Russell, that's right. All right, please

58:31

Sorry, Jeff. Yeah, that goes one for me There's

58:35

one off the ship I Can't

58:39

believe you didn't say foul play. Yeah,

58:41

that was uh, I

58:44

kind of put that one out there for everybody Yeah,

58:48

wow, yeah It's

58:51

sneaky. All right, so

58:53

that's yours Jeff. Yes Okay,

58:58

Anna, I gotta go in my favorite first

59:00

wives club You

59:03

looked at me like she's not in it and I'm like wait, right

59:06

No, cuz I had to picture all

59:08

three actresses. Yeah, make sure that

59:10

it was right. But yes. Yes Yes,

59:14

and Sarah Jessica Parker was like the other

59:16

woman that was like hot and young and

59:18

although all the other ladies were upset That

59:21

she existed Now people are

59:24

anyway, that's such a good cast. I don't get

59:26

it I always thought Sarah Jessica Parker was so

59:28

cute And then there's this weird wave of people

59:30

that decided she was that I don't know what

59:32

that's about They're probably

59:35

Republicans. Okay Chad

59:39

Private Benjamin If

59:44

it's the movies about privates Chad loves it

59:47

All right, it's cactus flower Wow, yeah

59:49

cut yeah, that's a picture she

1:00:00

was Oscar nominated for that, if I'm

1:00:02

not mistaken. OK, Amy,

1:00:04

we're back to you. Has anything,

1:00:06

has any of these other movies

1:00:09

helped? Yeah,

1:00:12

I mean, the first Wives Club was going

1:00:14

to be my guess, so I should have

1:00:16

gone with that. But anyway, I think. It's

1:00:18

all my fault? No, it's

1:00:21

all my fault. I

1:00:23

think, maybe I'm wrong. This is a

1:00:25

guess. Cheaper by the Dozen? Was that her? Oh,

1:00:28

you know what? It's not a terrible guess. She's

1:00:31

not in that one, but you'll find out later

1:00:33

why it's not a terrible guess. All

1:00:35

right, I think. I think you'll find out. Find out.

1:00:38

Amy Schneider, everybody. Oh. This

1:00:50

chant is much less deserved. Yeah,

1:00:52

but I think at the end

1:00:54

of the show, though, no

1:00:57

matter who wins, let's all chant for Amy. So

1:01:01

you know, because you've got to sit through the rest

1:01:03

of this part. And I don't want you to feel

1:01:05

bad. First time on the

1:01:07

show. Jeff? The

1:01:11

Out of Towners. Yeah,

1:01:14

she co-starred in with the guy from Cheaper

1:01:17

by the Dozen, Steve Martin. Yes.

1:01:21

Yes. Anna?

1:01:26

OK, I'm guessing, because my brain can't think of

1:01:28

other. What go to your lifeline? I

1:01:33

think I have one. I think I'm right. You're

1:01:35

going to guess? Yeah. OK. Did

1:01:37

she play Amy Schumer's mom in Trainwreck? OK,

1:01:43

do you want to go to your lifeline? Yes.

1:01:49

Lifeline? Where's Anna's

1:01:51

lifeline? Yeah. You

1:01:55

have a phone. Boo. Wait,

1:01:59

what about Dan? next you you

1:02:03

only have one dance oh dance

1:02:05

only got one she did I know Christian

1:02:07

it chris's Chad

1:02:13

is so excited was

1:02:16

it a different Amy Shimmer movie I'm like I'm

1:02:21

making everybody you're making

1:02:23

everybody crudged the are not crudged

1:02:25

but they're all upset the

1:02:28

ones that know it's

1:02:30

so hard it's I don't know what else

1:02:32

to say cuz I don't want to give any clues

1:02:34

or anything her last movie whose last

1:02:37

name is the last one she's gonna yell

1:02:39

it out if we if

1:02:42

we keep going cuz they

1:02:46

can't stand it so no it

1:02:48

correct thank you Anna Royce thank

1:02:51

you thanks

1:02:55

Brianna that's

1:02:59

your name one more time jazz

1:03:01

I feel like a jerk now are you going

1:03:03

to Dan I'm going with food oh

1:03:05

you're gonna go it's snatched is

1:03:08

the movie you were trying to think

1:03:10

of Anna he snatched yeah she plays

1:03:12

her mother and snatched didn't see it

1:03:16

really funny I do like that

1:03:18

really hard I like 10 solid belly laughs

1:03:21

my brain remembered them doing like interviews together

1:03:24

and Amy being like I can't believe she

1:03:26

played by mom people like didn't they were

1:03:28

like they got a panned critically I think

1:03:30

it's a fun like hotel or airplane why

1:03:33

it's funny yeah I mean critics

1:03:35

are already gonna be like yeah snatch

1:03:37

yeah yeah yeah you know like I

1:03:39

get it yeah nothing but it's still

1:03:41

like I'm gonna go just becomes

1:03:44

her of

1:03:48

course you are gonna think of all

1:03:50

of the ones I know okay I just

1:03:52

want to say yes becomes her is

1:03:54

about to become a Broadway musical and

1:03:57

that it's doing its first run out

1:03:59

you know off-broad way in all the

1:04:01

way off to Chicago. It

1:04:03

opens in Chicago at the Cadillac Theater

1:04:05

in March. And a former

1:04:07

guest on this show, and hopefully

1:04:09

back again, Julia Madison, co-wrote the music

1:04:12

in it. That's so cool. Yeah.

1:04:14

That's exciting. Shout out to Julia. And

1:04:17

death becomes sort of the musical. Like, how fun

1:04:19

is that going to be? So fun. I can't

1:04:21

wait to see a lady with a big hole

1:04:23

in her stomach. That's going to be so fun.

1:04:25

That you could see through. OK,

1:04:28

so Amy's out. Back to

1:04:30

Jeff. The

1:04:33

Banger Sisters. Whoa. What?

1:04:36

That a real movie? Jeff just says

1:04:38

titles that sound funny when he says

1:04:40

them. The

1:04:42

Banger Sisters. Oh

1:04:46

my god. The Banger Sisters would smash and be

1:04:48

a good double bill. I

1:04:51

mean, it would be a double bill. Yeah. I

1:04:54

got ahead of myself. This

1:04:58

is a good part. Chad?

1:05:01

The Christmas Chronicle. Yeah.

1:05:06

That was the one. Thinking

1:05:08

it. All right, then. I think

1:05:10

I'm going to have to go with Rain Dan. Oh

1:05:13

shit. If you're Rain Dan, what's the job?

1:05:18

Yeah, Death to Comsir is taken. Cool.

1:05:26

Christmas Chronicles 2. OK. You

1:05:28

want to go on Christmas Chronicles 2? Part

1:05:31

2. Thank you. You know what? You

1:05:33

have a nice way about you. And I'm

1:05:35

going to go with the Christmas Chronicles Part

1:05:37

2. That

1:05:39

is correct. Yay! Thank

1:05:42

you, Rain Dan. Nice.

1:05:48

Jeff. This

1:05:51

is an extra. It's

1:05:54

called House Sitter. Another

1:05:56

Steve Martin Goldie Hawn movie. There's

1:06:01

a lot of them out there. Well, maybe that's all of

1:06:03

them. I

1:06:06

don't know if I'd give any clues or anything. Chad,

1:06:09

what are you doing over there besides making a

1:06:11

face like Marlon Brando and the Godfather? I'll

1:06:15

go town and country. Holy

1:06:19

shit. That's that Warren Beatty movie?

1:06:21

She's in that? Holy crap. Gary

1:06:24

Shandling I think? That's Benning? Anyway,

1:06:27

Arden? God,

1:06:31

please help Arden. Answer her

1:06:33

prayer. I know I've never checked in

1:06:35

before. This is it. I

1:06:40

know my mom died. I didn't talk to you. But here I am. The

1:06:43

single most important moment of my life.

1:06:47

You got this Arden. This is my life plan. This

1:06:49

is what I'm going to use. I need your help.

1:06:54

Come on, if you're real. Beat

1:06:58

your stupid. I'm

1:07:04

thinking of a Kurt Russell, Goldie

1:07:06

Hawn. Did they make a thing?

1:07:09

Other than overboard. Is

1:07:11

there such a thing that's like... that's

1:07:13

like romancing the stone but with not

1:07:15

with... Kathleen Turner

1:07:18

with Goldie Hawn. That'd

1:07:21

be fun. That'd be fun. Can

1:07:24

I put... Private

1:07:28

Benjamin to electric boogaloo? There

1:07:33

was another collaboration. It was called Big Trouble

1:07:35

and Goldie's vagina. You

1:07:40

spoke out of turn for that? I'm

1:07:42

sorry. I

1:07:45

think I'm out, you guys. I think I'm out. Arden

1:07:49

Marine, everybody. Arden.

1:07:58

I think that might be my new partner. policy

1:08:00

might be everybody gets a chance. You know

1:08:02

what I thought? It really felt good.

1:08:04

It did feel good. I

1:08:07

don't like that as a... I

1:08:10

let them decide. You

1:08:12

know the difference. You know when I make them and

1:08:14

when they choose to. But you're

1:08:17

always going to get one. You know what I mean? I

1:08:19

might have had somebody else. You're

1:08:21

right. Arden. Arden. My

1:08:25

turn. Go ahead, Arden.

1:08:30

Jeff, it's getting down to it. It's just you

1:08:32

and Chad. Does my lifeline have

1:08:34

anything? What do you got, lifeline? Um,

1:08:38

it's a stretch. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. It's a stretch.

1:08:42

Isn't your lifeline documentary about Netflix and

1:08:44

TV? A documentary

1:08:46

about laughing? Yeah. I

1:08:49

bet you there'd be something like that, but we'd

1:08:51

have to know the title and it would have

1:08:53

to be a movie and not a, you know,

1:08:55

made-for-TV special. Yeah, it's a

1:08:57

little too vague. So I'm going

1:09:00

to say Wildcat. Oh,

1:09:02

yeah. Wait, you had an answer and you still

1:09:04

went to your lifeline? Yeah. You're

1:09:07

like, hey, everybody, watch me embarrass my

1:09:09

lifeline. I didn't know. I

1:09:12

thought she would have one. That was... If

1:09:14

she had one that wasn't Wildcat, then I

1:09:16

could go and... Right? You are a strategist.

1:09:19

Yeah. But it turns

1:09:21

out, she embarrassed herself, man. I had nothing to

1:09:23

do with that. Nobody

1:09:26

needs to be embarrassed. Kid! Kid! Kid! Kid!

1:09:28

Kid! Kid!

1:09:30

Kid! Kid! Kid! Maybe

1:09:34

you could share that bottle of wine. I

1:09:37

think it's empty. Oh,

1:09:40

Sid! That'd be hilarious.

1:09:44

Give you the empty wine bottle. All

1:09:47

right, Chad. You had a little time

1:09:49

to think there. Yeah. Did you put

1:09:51

anything together? Bird on a wire. Oh,

1:09:55

everyone! Everyone! Chad!

1:10:01

Damn it. The

1:10:05

Sugarland Express. Very

1:10:08

early on. Spielberg's

1:10:11

first big screen movie. Yeah.

1:10:15

Fucking A. Cars. After

1:10:17

he made dual for television, enough talk about

1:10:19

that. That was his TV movie. That

1:10:22

was his whole pitch for the movie. It was just cars.

1:10:25

Just given that. Yeah. Family.

1:10:31

Fast zero, it was called. Swing

1:10:35

Shift. Yes. Wow. Yeah.

1:10:39

Attracted by Jonathan Demme. Wasn't...

1:10:42

I feel like Kurt Russell was in that maybe. He was.

1:10:44

Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

1:10:47

That's probably where they met. That is. Boom.

1:10:50

Jeff. Hot. That is

1:10:52

hot. Yeah.

1:10:55

Just add commentary throughout the game, things you think are

1:10:57

hot. Hot. All right. So

1:11:00

this is a 50-50 because I can't get them... I can

1:11:02

never keep them straight in my head. Oh shit.

1:11:06

This is exciting. Jeff. Jeff might lose.

1:11:09

Is it called... Hold on.

1:11:16

Deal of the Century? What's that? That

1:11:19

Chevy Chase movie? Yeah.

1:11:22

I don't think Goli Hans in that Chevy Chase movie. Oh,

1:11:25

then it's the other one. Did you have a cameo or

1:11:27

something? It's the other one. God damn it. What's that? Who's

1:11:30

the other one? Oh, don't say yes. Chad,

1:11:32

do you have one more? I'm going to ask... You're

1:11:34

going to your lifeline even though you're

1:11:37

basically the winner at this point, but... Oh.

1:11:40

Right? Because Jeff's got... Well, then

1:11:42

I'm good then. I'm curious. Or

1:11:44

should I ask me Apple? I'm curious what your

1:11:46

lifeline's got. Apple.

1:11:49

Wildcat. Oh, Wildcat. Okay.

1:11:52

Shit. Wow. That

1:11:54

ended up being more challenging than I expected it to be. Yes,

1:11:56

Jeff? It was like old times? Yes.

1:11:59

Fuck. Yeah,

1:12:01

Sailor of the Century is

1:12:03

like an arms sale movie

1:12:05

with Sigourney Weaver and Chevy

1:12:07

Chase. And then it seems

1:12:09

like old times it's Chevy Chase, Goldie Hawn and

1:12:11

Charles Grodin. And it's good, it's

1:12:13

Neil Fyman wrote it. Most

1:12:16

of Neil Fyman movies are based on his plays, but that one

1:12:18

went straight to movie. Anyway.

1:12:22

Keep going. Keep going. I

1:12:25

love, I mean I grew up loving Chevy

1:12:27

Chase and Goldie Hawn and you know, foul

1:12:29

play and then most

1:12:31

of the movies, Goldie Hawn movies that

1:12:34

you mentioned. This

1:12:38

is an interesting situation right now

1:12:40

though because Chad, you're embroiled in

1:12:43

another controversy. She's

1:12:45

because, I didn't say it again this time, I wanted to

1:12:47

see who won first and then go from there. I

1:12:51

don't think she's in the first Christmas Chronicles. Is

1:12:53

she not? She's at the very end. She is?

1:12:56

She's at the end? She shows up at the very end.

1:12:58

Okay, good. The Chad opens and the winner! Go, Chad!

1:13:01

Chad! Chad! Chad!

1:13:04

Chad! Chad! Chad!

1:13:07

Chad! Chad! Chad!

1:13:10

What are they saying, Dan? Yeah. Are they

1:13:12

saying apple? Yeah. Congratulations

1:13:15

Chad. Yeah. See,

1:13:18

I knew she has a much bigger

1:13:20

part in part two, right? Oh yeah.

1:13:23

She's in it throughout in part two. Yeah.

1:13:26

As a person who guessed that, I know. Yeah.

1:13:28

How about that cat? She's in a train

1:13:31

wreck? Nothing? No? Okay.

1:13:34

Yeah, that's nasty. That's just funny. I

1:13:37

think her film debut, which I think

1:13:39

she also got Oscar nominated for, is

1:13:41

called Butterflies are Free. Okay.

1:13:44

The Cactus Flower? I

1:13:46

love Goldie Hawn. So

1:13:48

I find her very, like I always, I

1:13:51

have a painting of her. I love her.

1:13:53

Like when it comes to her, do you

1:13:55

like follow protocol? Yeah. Oh. That's

1:13:58

a deco. What's

1:14:03

another one? I

1:14:05

can't think of any other ones. We got through

1:14:07

a lot of them, but what did we miss? Shampoo!

1:14:11

Of course. Shampoo? That's

1:14:13

it? It's the only one

1:14:15

we missed. Oh my God! We got a lot

1:14:17

of them. We got a lot of them. We did great! You

1:14:19

know what I mean? Because she's so magical. You'd

1:14:22

think there'd be even more. Yeah, I

1:14:24

mean she didn't really bang them out constantly,

1:14:26

but yeah. She's so cute. She made a

1:14:28

lot of movies and then hasn't only made

1:14:30

two or three in the last 10, 20

1:14:32

years or something. So

1:14:34

it's also, you gotta think

1:14:36

back. It was harder than I thought it

1:14:38

was gonna be. I loved it. But Chad

1:14:40

Opens is our winner once again! Chad Opens

1:14:42

is our winner once again! Whoo!

1:14:45

What's new Apple? Yeah,

1:14:48

you came back after a fluky situation

1:14:51

in Sacramento and you approved

1:14:53

your metal and you

1:14:55

get to be the first to do

1:14:57

your plugs. What would you like to

1:14:59

promote? I'm gonna be at the Elysian

1:15:01

Theater next Sunday with Neil Hamburger. I'm

1:15:04

very excited for that. That's in Los Angeles? Yeah.

1:15:07

Rent your cars or gas up your own

1:15:09

now. Yeah. Come on down

1:15:11

to LA for that. When is it? The

1:15:13

28th, Sunday the 28th at 9 o'clock. Okay,

1:15:16

okay. The Elysian. Because this episode comes out

1:15:18

on Friday so that'll be, that's good. Cool.

1:15:21

That works out. Alright. Adam

1:15:23

Reussman everybody! Hey Dan! Hey Dan!

1:15:26

Hey Adam! Hey Adam! I'm

1:15:28

gonna get some more! I'm

1:15:32

gonna have

1:15:35

to make sure to save time at the end

1:15:37

of the episode for this because you can't rush

1:15:39

a good chance. Thanks Dan! What would you like

1:15:42

to promote, Abba? I have

1:15:44

a podcast that's fairly new. It's called Big

1:15:46

Wigs and it's a lot of, we, you

1:15:48

know, talk, make fun of pop culture and

1:15:50

we do impressions. So I do a lot

1:15:53

of impressions online and so Kris

1:15:55

Jenner comes on the podcast a lot. So

1:15:57

yeah. Check it out! Thanks,

1:16:00

Anna. Thanks. Also,

1:16:03

ready? Jeff Tate, everybody.

1:16:05

Yes! Tate,

1:16:07

Tate, Tate. Hi. Well,

1:16:12

my big plug is the

1:16:14

last few times I've been on, I was plugging this

1:16:16

Minneapolis date that was in two weeks. But I had

1:16:18

to move it to May 17th and 18th. So

1:16:22

for everybody out there who's like, what happened

1:16:24

to that date? It's in May now. Turns

1:16:27

out, I didn't want to be cold. May

1:16:31

17th and 18th, Comedy Corner

1:16:33

Underground. I'll give you plenty of

1:16:35

time to plan ahead. Tickets

1:16:37

on sale now. Sure. And

1:16:41

you'll be with me in Dayton,

1:16:44

Kentucky, the Commonwealth Comedy

1:16:46

Sanctuary. Yeah, 5-11. I

1:16:48

think that's May 11, yeah. Yeah, 5-11. Yeah,

1:16:52

never forget. That's a fun way to say it. Let's

1:16:57

do it once more for Amy Schneider,

1:16:59

everybody. Amy!

1:17:05

Amy! Amy! Amy! What

1:17:12

would you like to promote? I have a

1:17:14

book out called In the Form of a Question. It

1:17:16

is the only book, as far as I'm

1:17:19

aware, that in which you can hear somebody

1:17:21

describe what it's like to win Jeopardy and

1:17:23

what it's like to have a stranger do Coke

1:17:25

off your tits in Toronto. So

1:17:28

if that interest you at all, check it out. Otherwise,

1:17:31

I'd like to plug the fact the bike calendar is

1:17:33

wide open. So if anybody wants to book me for

1:17:35

anything, please do. Yeah,

1:17:39

great. I

1:17:43

can't wait to read half that book. I

1:17:49

have my own experiences with some of what she

1:17:51

said, but half

1:17:53

of it is going to be all new to

1:17:55

me. I

1:18:00

have. Arden

1:18:03

Marine, everybody! Yay! Arden!

1:18:08

Arden, Arden, Arden, Arden, Arden,

1:18:11

Arden, Arden, Arden. Well,

1:18:13

you can hear my podcast of Doug

1:18:16

is on. William Step This Rose,

1:18:18

the new season is up now. I'm

1:18:21

the star, I'm never gonna star of a movie. I'm

1:18:23

gonna star of a movie that just came out on

1:18:25

Amazon called Step Aside. It's like a fun dance movie.

1:18:28

You can watch it. I have a routine.

1:18:32

Yeah, those two. And I'm gonna be on

1:18:34

After Midnight on Monday the 29th. Tonight.

1:18:40

Look for it after midnight, so

1:18:43

on the next day. In some time

1:18:45

zones. On

1:18:48

the east coast and the west coast, it

1:18:50

is truly after midnight, but in the rest

1:18:53

of the country is, midnight

1:18:55

happens during it. So

1:18:57

true. Yeah.

1:19:01

Time zones, man. All right, so

1:19:04

thank you, everybody. I'll do one plug

1:19:06

here at the end for me. Douglas

1:19:09

Movies is back at the lab at the

1:19:11

improv in Los Angeles on February

1:19:13

20th. Oh, maybe we'll have to

1:19:15

have our returning champion, Chad Opus

1:19:19

on that one. If he's available,

1:19:21

we will discuss it. Thank

1:19:24

you to SF Sketchfest, to

1:19:26

the Gateway Theater, to

1:19:28

the crew at the Gateway Theater, to

1:19:31

the audiences for coming out

1:19:33

and supporting podcasts and sketch

1:19:36

shows and stand-ups. SF

1:19:38

Sketchfest continues for two more weeks, so

1:19:40

if you get a chance, see some shows,

1:19:42

because there's a lot of great stuff.

1:19:44

And one more time for all of

1:19:46

my guests. Jeff, Kate, Anna Reusman, Chad

1:19:49

Opus, Arden Marine, and

1:19:51

Amy Snyder. Thank you. Thank

1:19:54

you. Hang

1:20:01

on a sec, hang on a sec. Except

1:20:04

one more line. As

1:20:06

always, why Mrs.

1:20:08

Charles?