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Ryan Niemeyer and Jim O'Hare
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Doug it's nice to be with you so
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yes I'm doing it at the end of April
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so please check me out a soul about friendship it was on
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this American life you may have heard it even if you don't
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your multiple appearances on this
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Doug I need to keep this going well all right so
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good luck to you today
3:23
making his second appearance on
3:25
this show having appeared on
3:28
a Parks and Rec themed
3:30
episode at the just mentioned
3:33
UCBLA I don't
3:35
know how many years ago it was now but
3:37
it's Jim O'Hare hey Jim hey Doug I was
3:39
I was wondering if that was true like I'm
3:42
thinking I remember us doing it but then I
3:44
thought maybe I made that up but we did
3:46
do that right with the cast and you yeah
3:48
it was crazy it was Amy
3:51
Ben Schwartz Chris
3:54
Pratt yeah I think
3:56
Nick was there too wasn't he Adam
3:58
Scott there was like Seven, I
4:00
don't think Nick Offerman was there.
4:03
And Aziz has been on, had
4:05
been on Douglas movies a bunch, but
4:07
he wasn't on that. Retta was probably
4:09
there. Yeah, yeah. But it was like
4:11
seven of y'all. It was really fun
4:13
and exciting, but
4:17
happy to have you back on the occasion
4:20
of your new podcast that
4:22
you're just starting. Yes, yes, yes, happy
4:25
to be here. It's
4:28
called Parks. Parks and Recollection. Yeah,
4:30
and I do it with Greg
4:32
Levine, who was a writer on
4:34
Parks from beginning, actually he was
4:36
with Greg and Mike Schur,
4:38
Greg Daniels, Mike Schur, who co-created Parks. He
4:40
was working with them over at the office.
4:43
And so he was with them from the
4:45
very inception of the show up until the
4:47
very end. So the
4:50
two of us, it's a rewatch podcast.
4:52
So we just go through each episode.
4:54
We have guest stars, including some of
4:56
the cast members and the writers and
4:58
some of the producers that were
5:00
involved. So it's really, we're probably having too
5:02
much fun, but so far it's been just
5:04
a lot of laughs. It
5:07
sounds great. Do you have a, has
5:10
there developed over the years a name for Parks
5:12
and Rec fans? Is there like a fun word
5:15
for them? It's just Parks and Rec. I mean,
5:17
first of all, technically it's Parks and Recreation,
5:19
but people call it Parks and Rec or P&R.
5:22
I've seen P&R a lot, but generally
5:24
it's Parks and Rec, yeah. Maybe
5:27
like the fans can be
5:29
called P&R heads. Yeah, I like
5:32
that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm
5:34
just saying you're gonna have to call them
5:36
something. Something, yes, yeah. They're rabid. It's a
5:38
rabid fan base, which has been awesome. And
5:42
there's certain shows I'm a rabid fan
5:44
of. So I'm just, I'm
5:46
always just so grateful that I ended up on a
5:48
show that has this type
5:50
of longevity. We're still pretty
5:53
popular out there. And
5:55
that's luck of the draw. You know, I've been on many,
5:57
many shows over the years. They come and go. You never
5:59
hear another. word from them.
6:01
But Parks, it's still
6:03
there and the fans
6:06
are still with us. Yeah,
6:08
you know Comedy Central's giving it a
6:11
lot of runs and I'm sure it's
6:13
available in lots of different ways.
6:16
It's on Peacock, it's on some
6:19
channel called Esquire. Yeah,
6:22
it's just wild. All these years later and we're
6:24
still out there. Yeah, and
6:26
also not a topical reference
6:29
heavy. It really is pretty evergreen
6:31
when you watch it. I agree.
6:34
I mean there's a couple of political references
6:36
that obviously we hold up because Joe
6:39
Biden did an episode but he was the VP at
6:41
the time. Obviously that
6:43
has changed. Michelle Obama was
6:45
the first lady at the time
6:48
so that has changed. But yeah, other than
6:50
that, it is pretty
6:52
evergreen. Well,
6:55
congratulations on the podcast and
6:57
thanks for joining us here
6:59
and joining us
7:02
for his first time.
7:04
You know him from America's Got
7:06
Talent and I'm doing
7:09
a show with him on
7:11
Saturday, April 20th at the
7:13
Bear River Casino in Lolita,
7:15
California. It's Ryan Niemiller.
7:18
Hey Ryan. Hey Doug, how are
7:20
you? So
7:23
I'm good thanks and like 90%
7:27
of the time people just the first shot they
7:29
take is Niemiller. Oh
7:31
or Niemiller. That one happens a lot. So it's
7:33
my fault for 17 years ago being stupid and
7:36
not doing
7:40
a stage name and using my
7:42
actual government name. That is my
7:44
fault. Guys, like for the longest time
7:46
I couldn't build a fan base because people would see me
7:48
do a show, think I was good and
7:50
Then they'd find me five years later. I
7:53
was like I looked up Ryan E. Miller.
7:55
Where were you? Well, we're on the internet.
7:57
I have a stupid German name. I'm sorry.
8:00
A surfer? well ah the it out
8:02
your bake it at work I say
8:05
get the I'm just. Grateful.
8:07
That you know, I did the research
8:09
to make sure that I. Pronounce
8:12
it correctly Because even when you know, even
8:14
when you think you're saying you're right, it's
8:16
easy to get that. He had our
8:18
tricked. By it or not, nothing is more
8:21
fun for me than watching like a like
8:23
hosts at a comedy show. Spike grammarly going
8:25
over at Michael gets me it's me Miller
8:27
and me Miller anymore and they get up
8:29
there and just exploded. You're not allowed to
8:31
have an idea of like whatever you buy
8:33
a matter of ah come on stage when
8:36
you say a name. But while I bet
8:38
us to the package and like that a
8:40
John Travolta with a demon cel when it
8:42
matters that much as I thought you know
8:44
he went over her name a thousand times,
8:46
you a key have made. Him and his
8:49
head and then of course kaboom the i
8:51
your brain just explodes yes this and other
8:53
one hour drive has been. See was really
8:55
see was quite a professional though I may
8:58
I guess he was singing a song to
9:00
see disorder launched into it but doesn't even
9:02
have that look on her face like what
9:04
that specific set of zebras. I wasn't even
9:07
close it was a bit of the Hobbit
9:09
are the easier it is it'll the endlessly
9:11
entertaining an hour It's always enjoyed that clip
9:13
of. So. Ryan. I.
9:17
Also was trying to think of
9:19
a with your experience with the
9:21
aged. See you are on. More.
9:24
Than one season. Why you came back
9:26
Like is an all star something like
9:28
that, but erect? Yeah. so I was
9:30
on season fourteen. Ah, in Twenty nine
9:33
team. I got third place or
9:35
map run because I was unfortunately on the
9:37
other cody least season and and I'm pretty
9:39
sure you are totally fan. I think that's
9:41
came up with Mexico to see how. a
9:44
yeah i ever figured we'd exchange where you
9:47
were very excited to see cody and someone
9:49
was like oh comedian right knee market be
9:51
there to what you're like yeah whatever cody
9:53
internet and at em as bad habits even
9:55
was what what i loved code l of
9:58
his family but up the first note came
10:00
out of his mouth, I was like, so I'm going for
10:02
second place, right? That's what we're trying to do here. Yeah,
10:06
comedians are just basically kind
10:09
of, you know, screwed in general
10:11
with that show, because it's just, you
10:14
know, there's always, I mean,
10:16
there's some comedians have done
10:18
very well on the show,
10:20
obviously, but it's just that
10:23
you're competing against like, Cody Lee,
10:25
or, you or people that are
10:27
defying death. Yeah, they're literally
10:29
on fire. Yeah, yeah, the
10:31
problem is, here's why I always try to explain
10:34
it to people, a comedian will never win. Because
10:36
like, say that you there's a juggler
10:38
on the show, but you hate jugglers.
10:41
You could still watch a juggler and be like,
10:43
okay, he clearly practice really hard. He's very good
10:45
at what he does. I just don't like it.
10:48
If you don't like comedy, I'm just up there
10:51
and I look like I'm talking. Nobody thinks that
10:53
the talent if you don't like comedy, it's like,
10:55
oh, he's standing there talking any jackass can do
10:57
that. I'm not voting for him. That's stupid. And
11:00
you just you're just never going to get around that on some
11:02
people. Yeah, no, you have to be
11:05
charismatic and call it spoken word to
11:07
win. Yes.
11:12
Well, congratulations on all your success
11:14
with it. So far.
11:17
Do you think is that something that you
11:20
would go back to again? Do they is
11:22
there that a possibility like another all star
11:25
season or something? If they asked me to
11:27
I would it's one of the
11:29
situations you know, my life completely changed. I
11:31
was, you know, before that 2019 season, I
11:33
was an old road dog. You know, I'm
11:35
I was living in the middle
11:38
of Indiana. That's where I'm from. I can
11:40
confirm that most of Indiana is like Pawnee
11:43
Jim. So it's very, very
11:45
similar. Most of
11:47
my family still is in Indiana. I
11:49
know all about it. Oh, well, Gary,
11:52
Gary, dire
11:54
and Crown Point. Oh, so I
11:56
grew up in Damat, Indiana, up
11:58
in the region. So. Very familiar
12:00
with that south. My older of my first
12:02
gig ever in the entertainment world was as
12:05
a radio Dj in Rensselaer, Indiana. Have you
12:07
ever heard of Rensselaer? Rensselaer was are a
12:09
big rival high school. Ah it. when I
12:11
joined college was there? Yep that? yeah yeah
12:13
when I was a cake The Valley for
12:16
a let's see let's do some more small
12:18
town references that no one else what I
12:20
say exactly. It's. A.
12:23
Don't want your book some shows
12:26
in Indiana known use this momentum
12:28
as that's right under. Our.
12:30
Butler. Yeah yeah I would go back on a
12:32
D T if they want to be Do It
12:34
changed my life you know like because of that
12:37
show that directly let me meet my wife I
12:39
have an eleven month old son Now have you
12:41
know based on get out when I was able
12:43
to do and not having to sleep in my
12:45
car anymore As for take more got it begs
12:47
our yeah if ever want to be back our
12:49
our definite go back Ever won three to merely
12:51
well. Terry. Crews is cool. A
12:53
specific in Alpha. I love to see
12:55
him again. Women are so fickle about
12:58
oh he sleeps in a car. Come
13:00
on the all there is a say
13:02
all. That whatever. But when you have
13:04
to do that dive bar in the middle of
13:06
i work for three drugs who don't know, it's
13:08
comedy night must com and your car, that's what
13:10
you do. I I've never done stand up people
13:12
think I do. they shouldn't. I give you guys
13:14
from his credit I think it's a scary thing
13:16
in the whole world. I don't know how you
13:18
guys do it. I'm constantly amazed and blown away
13:20
by you guys. Well. That's
13:23
why we get away with it. has had
13:25
some reason people think it's like hard or
13:27
something. or school. I think it is. I
13:29
think it's really hard. I really do you
13:31
guys always And specifics of clouds will say
13:33
it's damn. Ah before we play
13:36
our game today to that's what
13:38
we do on the So I
13:40
would like to take a moment
13:42
to talk about. Old. Movies,
13:44
New movies, whatever you want, but I'd
13:46
like each of you to just recommend.
13:49
One. Movie will start with day
13:51
the. What's. Your. What?
13:54
Would you like to recommend today? Yeah.
13:56
I am. I
13:59
went on a. The Real Baseball movie run
14:01
recently because I'm dating someone who's who.
14:03
Saw Angels in the outfield was the
14:05
best baseball movie ever made. Us I
14:07
we need to sit down at Ss.
14:10
What I'm saying about a true story game
14:12
So better. Why I can. Suss
14:15
it out. So I went back and I'm
14:18
in Minnesota and so I was. Little big
14:20
league which for a kid that ends up
14:22
isn't it a sports executive as like this
14:24
is actually kind of one. Of
14:26
the recommend that. Little.
14:29
Barely. Leave. And.
14:34
That. Is not affiliated with big league to.
14:37
Know. Though that I had a long
14:39
career to who invents in some the same as invent
14:41
big league chew. Oh. I'd I'd
14:43
have no idea about that, but.
14:46
Sounds. Like something a famous person would do,
14:50
So who is in Little Big lead? Some.
14:52
It's the kid from American Pie. On.
14:56
What? Sleeping bags, Know a
14:58
way. Maybe I'm confusing at know when I was with
15:00
your beer the our job is that that the yeah
15:02
I just watch as much What? Why can't I think
15:04
of his name. But.
15:07
It's the kid from that other baseball movie. Yes,
15:09
it's the it's the. It's
15:12
like a man like early nineties, maybe like
15:14
ninety four. Of all I do find
15:16
some like that. Yeah. Anna.
15:20
We. Have a war after Rookie of the
15:22
Air. That's. A really great
15:24
question because as a small child that was on the
15:26
rookie the year to the can actually plays baseball. Supposed
15:28
to like with works for the team but now the
15:31
thirty two year old am I working for the team?
15:33
Six more. Very reasonable. So
15:35
did you officially establish what is
15:37
the best baseball movie? That
15:39
I mean I'm I'm for. I'm I'm
15:42
moneyball person. Oh right. But when
15:44
people say the natural or sam
15:46
lot. More. A minute
15:48
out, you know I think there's other answers. But.
15:51
You been watching all of them to try to
15:53
prove. Yeah. And it's not working.
15:56
She's She's really help and smelling. I just want
15:58
to feel like I'm eat again and like
16:00
loading the removal can do that to her. Maybe.
16:03
The sandlot could I guess is. but
16:05
yeah, You know a angels
16:07
in the outfield that's just like I
16:10
feel like to to. Were really love
16:12
that you have to see it. it's
16:14
just the right age or take Vienna.
16:16
I think anything on says that it's
16:18
still good even then we want said
16:20
we know is now bad that the
16:22
best people do that. Are
16:24
I'd a gym and you got a
16:26
movie like a Recommend! Ah I'm in
16:28
a fraud to just because once documentary
16:30
so I don't have you guys. Were.
16:33
You guys fall on those. But
16:35
I was at remembering Gene Wilder.
16:38
Ah, I just saw it last
16:40
week. It's really lovely. He obviously was
16:42
a lovely man. A Mel Brooks is.
16:45
Really? The main voice of the documentary was
16:47
so that was really cool. I don't know
16:49
because he added super gone Alan Alda as
16:51
in There and you hear how how it
16:53
all came together at Mel Brooks Changed his
16:55
life of from beginning because he was dating.
16:59
Or who's is why? Air. Bancroft. He
17:01
and I and it turns out the
17:03
Gene Wilder was doing a play with
17:05
Bancroft and Broadway that actually didn't do
17:07
so well. But Mel fell in love
17:09
with Gene Wilder is far as his
17:11
talent and what he thought he could
17:13
do and ever since they met he
17:15
couldn't see anyone else in. Would.
17:17
Often be would become the producers other
17:19
than Gene Wilder. so they they have
17:21
this. Story. They just went on
17:23
and on their whole careers, which was lovely.
17:26
Him and Koreans are, You know, he passed
17:28
away ultimately of alzheimer's and dementia know that
17:30
kind of stuff. But you hear the stories
17:33
you hear about his romance with Gilda Radner.
17:35
Ah, all the different movies. so I was
17:37
riveted. I just I absolutely loved it. And
17:39
then movie wise, as far as a movie
17:42
movie, I did Love Love, Lies, Bleeding and
17:44
you Guys He met one. I
17:47
did see that one would Kristen Stewart.
17:50
That. Ah yeah it's that's
17:52
a oh wow. What?
17:54
how would you describe it to so while it's
17:57
first other thing i have to say i have
17:59
become more and more and I can't think of
18:01
the name of this film other than it might be
18:03
called Remembering Eileen or Remember Eileen but I saw a
18:05
film on a plane last month
18:07
with Kristen Stewart. I think
18:09
she's much better than I had ever given
18:11
her credit for because to me she
18:14
was one of the girls you know from
18:16
the franchise and I don't
18:19
know I just thought that's who she was but
18:21
I think she's really come into her own and
18:23
I think she's I think she's really
18:25
good and this one is kind of all
18:27
over the place. I mean there's it's a
18:29
very sexual film she falls
18:31
in love with Jenna Maloney and and
18:34
Ed Harris is in there he's total
18:36
wacko. Yeah I really don't know how
18:38
to describe it but I left there
18:40
going wow I like that it
18:42
was crazy but I liked it. Yeah I
18:45
saw it and I you know if somebody said to
18:47
me like you know well what kind of movie is
18:49
it it's just really it's a lot going on
18:52
there's a lot going on yeah you wouldn't call
18:54
that a comedy it's definitely dramatic but there's some
18:56
comedic moments but I don't even think it's a
18:59
dramedy I don't
19:01
know it's all over the place. Yeah
19:03
and Ed Harris is really he's
19:06
really he's really come
19:08
into playing scary characters. Yeah he
19:10
nails it. Okay
19:13
so two from Jim Bryan. Two from
19:15
me. We only need one. Only
19:18
one if I had to do three just
19:20
to make the pattern work. Yeah go
19:22
on the pattern yeah. So it's a
19:24
little bit of recency bias so as just
19:27
a human I am generally
19:29
very contrarian if everybody talks
19:31
about how something great it is you have
19:33
to give me 20 years to watch it
19:37
before I can actually give it an honest because if
19:39
you say this is the greatest movie I've ever seen
19:41
I'm going to try to watch it and find everything
19:43
I hate about it. You're wrong
19:45
because I'm mad. It's a big character flaw of
19:47
mine I know that but
19:50
on a plane I had a really long flight a couple
19:52
weeks ago and I went ahead
19:54
and watched everything everywhere all at once.
19:57
Yeah that movie is phenomenal.
20:01
I don't know if it's too new to like
20:03
recommend on here. It's
20:05
not a deep enough cut, but man,
20:08
I'm practically crying on an
20:10
airplane like a jackass because that
20:12
movie was fantastic.
20:16
I came in with the wrong thought process. I
20:18
thought it was going to be all subtitles
20:20
and all this and that, but it was not
20:23
at all what I was expecting. It
20:25
was phenomenal. Oh,
20:27
and the best baseball movie is Major League by
20:29
the way. Oh, okay. You
20:32
may be right. It's definitely the funniest. Yeah,
20:36
I would definitely best baseball comedy, but
20:39
everything everywhere all at once has
20:42
been a consistent from the day
20:44
it came out has been
20:46
a consistent recommendation from people on
20:48
this show. So
20:51
you're in good company with lots of
20:53
people who recommended it and they
20:57
were on it immediately. As
21:00
soon as it came out, it was sort of on the
21:03
road to best picture and to being
21:05
considered a classic.
21:09
Well, now that Ryan likes it, I hate it
21:11
because I am also a... So
21:14
I totally changed my opinion on that film. That's
21:17
what I wanted to happen actually there, Jim. I'm
21:20
tired of being the contrarian himself
21:22
to cause the contrarianism. I'm
21:24
taking over. I
21:26
love that movie, but I just really... I tense
21:29
up before and then for the
21:31
rest of the movie after the scene
21:34
where Ki-Hai Kwon is giving himself
21:36
paper cuts on purpose. Yeah,
21:40
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22:49
are back and the
22:51
first game we're going to play today is
22:55
something that I call, How
22:57
Many Is It? This
23:00
game is formally called How Long Is It?
23:03
But today we're calling it How Many
23:05
Is It? I'm going to name a thing
23:08
and then each of you are going to guess how
23:11
many there are of that thing. And
23:14
then the closest without going over Price
23:16
Is Right style will
23:19
be our
23:22
winner of this particular game. Is it still
23:24
a $100,000 prize? Is that standard? I
23:30
just assumed. It's the only reason I'm here, Doug. We
23:32
had to stop. This podcast has
23:34
been going for like 17, 18 years now. And
23:38
we had to stop giving away
23:40
the prize money after the pilot.
23:42
We did a pilot episode. Just
23:44
the one time. And we spent all of our money. It
23:49
turns out it doesn't cost
23:52
that much to do a
23:54
podcast to record
23:57
it and post it. So that's where we're
23:59
going. going the cheap route
24:01
unfortunately but you will be very I
24:04
think you'll be very happy when you find
24:06
out what what you win if you win
24:08
okay yeah it's pretty
24:10
exciting so Tom
24:14
Hanks in the titular
24:18
role how many times has
24:21
that happened now the man with
24:23
one red shoe doesn't count
24:26
because it's not even though
24:28
he does play that man
24:30
arguably the man's name
24:32
is not in the title same with
24:34
like volunteers obviously he and John Candy
24:36
were the volunteers and Rita
24:38
Wilson but it's still
24:40
not specifically the title character
24:43
a name of Tom
24:45
Hanks character first last or both has
24:48
to be in the title Gabe
24:50
Europe first how many
24:52
do you think there are
24:55
Tom Hanks movies where he's
24:57
the title role without
24:59
going over huh without going
25:02
over I'm
25:04
gonna say that he's been in a lot of
25:06
movies yeah I'm gonna
25:08
say this has happened nine
25:10
times okay solid
25:16
solid start Jim
25:19
okay so like the movie
25:21
big he would that wouldn't
25:23
be included right no cuz even
25:25
though you could argue that he is the
25:28
one that becomes big right when
25:30
the dreams of being
25:32
big it's still not you know
25:34
the movie needs needed to be
25:36
called Billy Big Biggie Big Man
25:38
no we don't talk about big anymore he got in trouble
25:51
he's bye-bye okay
25:55
Oh boy. So like the boy. Like even Da
25:57
Vinci Oh boy. Or
26:00
in that case, I'm. In I'm
26:02
of even go lower or I'm going to
26:04
say seven. Okay, What?
26:08
Do you think Ryan? Ah, I
26:10
see. Like. Now. I'm
26:12
to. I'm torn between whether I should
26:15
add actually try to think of the
26:17
movies or just use. Ah,
26:19
the the price is right strategy.
26:21
And. Hope that I when. Oh.
26:24
Yeah, I go ten instead of nine
26:26
make than me. Miller really come in
26:28
handy with this late alphabet budget deficits.
26:30
I go. I'm sorry I call him
26:32
Nine Miller Just see you as. A
26:36
of an audience as it's an
26:38
old Indiana name on success and
26:40
ah I. I know there's probably
26:42
more than this, but ah I'm
26:44
gonna save one blending in a
26:46
magazine that range of one to
26:49
seven. I banged
26:51
so you thought, then I'm a daily
26:53
pretty much daily watcher of Price is
26:55
right and. The. Of the
26:57
when the people bid on the prizes now
26:59
they still go for that. Occasionally Seville the
27:01
try to be cute and and just bit
27:03
a dollar. Andrews always liked Learner
27:05
you know, so it's very exciting. but laugh
27:08
at a. With. The movie is
27:10
these days is to dollar the the
27:12
highest bid to just add a dollar
27:14
to it because the initial prize the
27:16
people did on is generally like fifteen
27:19
hundred to three grand a h one.
27:21
Lately you know they've gotten so expensive
27:23
and but people are still bidding their
27:25
opening bid to like six fifty eight
27:28
hundred. You know the eyes. of
27:30
their tend to be way off so any by
27:32
listening if he can get on. Price is right.
27:34
I would definitely recommend. A Just
27:36
adding a dollar but that would not
27:39
have worked. Today.
27:43
Because in fact, Tom.
27:45
Hanks by my count would see no
27:48
could certainly be off. Has.
27:50
appeared in nine movies long
27:52
time to check their lives
27:54
at a yeah gave to
27:56
build it up the very
27:58
first bed while with
28:02
exactly nine and
28:04
let's go through them shall we? Most
28:07
recently he was a man
28:09
called Otto. Remake
28:13
of a movie I enjoyed very much so I
28:15
haven't gone around to seeing it yet because the
28:17
original was so good I don't know why they
28:20
had to redo it other than just a juicy
28:22
role for Tom Hanks.
28:25
Also recently
28:27
he was in a movie with
28:31
a little doggy that I
28:33
never saw but I just
28:35
always assumed that the movie was
28:37
named after the dog but it's
28:39
actually Tom Hanks's character is called
28:41
Finch. Oh
28:44
yeah. Yeah it was for
28:46
you know went straight to Apple
28:48
TV. Finch is a good dog name so
28:50
I would have made that same mistake. Yeah I would have
28:52
too. Yeah. And that film was off my radar
28:54
I don't think I've ever heard of it. Yeah
28:56
it just you know it landed on
28:58
streaming you know Apple where they have like you
29:01
know they don't have
29:03
enough new things to add to bother checking
29:07
on you know it's like okay Ted Lassa's done
29:09
now what. Next
29:12
one was a pretty
29:16
memorable turn is the title
29:18
character in Sully. Oh
29:20
yeah. Yeah. Good old
29:24
Sully Sullenberger and
29:26
before that of course
29:29
he was the captain and then he wasn't the
29:31
captain then he was the captain again in Captain
29:33
Phillips. I am the captain
29:35
now. Yeah the power transfer
29:37
is part way through the film. And then
29:41
his I think the second
29:44
or third movie he directed was a
29:46
he played the title character
29:48
in Larry Crown. Oh even
29:52
a Larry Crown affair was that the
29:54
name of it. No. Just
29:57
Larry Crown. That was it was the Thomas
29:59
Crown affair. Oh That's what Larry
30:01
Crown is. That
30:03
is the Midwest version of the Thomas Crown
30:06
affair. Yeah.
30:08
And this is Larry Crown is
30:10
the, you know, the classic where
30:12
Tom Hanks his character, Larry Crown
30:14
decides to continue his education. I
30:16
think he goes to community college
30:18
and he meets Julia Roberts at
30:22
community college and
30:24
then he he whiffs her away on
30:26
his Vespa. I'm not making this up.
30:30
This is a real movie that Tom
30:32
Hanks had the nerve to make. And
30:35
then, of course, it was
30:37
his war. He was
30:39
responsible in Charlie Wilson's war. Sure.
30:43
Yeah. And then, you know, obviously the
30:45
one that everybody thought of when you're
30:47
talking Forrest Gump. I mean,
30:50
when you're talking Tom Hanks. I
30:53
always think Forrest Gump when I talk about Forrest Gump. So
30:55
you are correct. Me too. Here's
30:58
a weird thing I never knew. Did you
31:00
know his character in Philadelphia? His name is
31:02
Joe Philadelphia. You're
31:06
joking, right? Am I falling for a bit? Yeah,
31:09
no, I'm just kidding. But he did it for him.
31:11
Like, damn, that would have been wild. Yeah.
31:13
Oh, that's why it's called that. I thought it
31:15
took place in Philadelphia. Right. But
31:18
he was, of course,
31:20
Joe in Joe versus
31:22
the volcano. Right. And
31:25
then speaking of
31:27
dog movies, maybe Finch was like he
31:29
didn't want the dog's name in the
31:31
title after his bad experience with Turner
31:33
and Hooch. My
31:38
thinking story was Sully Sullenberger and Forrest
31:40
Gump and probably seven others. That was
31:42
how I came up with my number.
31:45
Right. Because like when you just kind of think of
31:47
them, it's hard, you know, it's like he's
31:50
been in so many movies overall.
31:53
But congratulations, Gabe.
31:56
Thanks, Doug. You did it. Prize
32:00
and I will be filing a formal complaint
32:02
because I feel like somehow I was ripped
32:04
off I don't know exactly how but the
32:06
attorneys will figure it out. If
32:08
Jim wants to play with me, that's fine Damn,
32:12
you're generous Yeah,
32:15
like 5050 Well,
32:21
that's just our first game
32:23
and what Gabe won Because
32:26
he won that game is he gets to
32:28
go first in our second Game
32:31
Wow that is a prize That
32:35
is a serious advantage or
32:37
as Sam Levine likes
32:39
to often point out possibly a
32:41
disadvantage We'll
32:43
find out which one it is after these messages.
32:46
We'll be right back We
32:49
are back and Gabe Congratulations,
32:51
you get to go first. You're this
32:54
much closer to not winning any money
32:58
When you get to go first
33:01
in our second and final
33:04
Determining game for today and it's
33:07
something that I call the little search
33:09
engine that could I Type
33:12
the word into the search
33:14
engine on IMDB and then I
33:16
wrote down the
33:18
top 11 movies
33:22
that Have that word
33:24
in the title. This is according to
33:26
IMDB's popularity
33:31
Algorithm like movies being
33:33
searched a lot. So your job is
33:35
to guess titles that you think landed
33:38
In the top 11 that have that
33:40
word and the higher your answer is on
33:43
the if it is on the list The
33:45
higher it is on the list the more points you get There's
33:48
three rounds. You'll each get three
33:50
guesses You'll each get to
33:52
name three movies that you hope are on
33:54
this list that have The word
33:57
in the title And I'm guessing I'm not allowed
33:59
to go on computer. The inserted as along
34:01
with you. Know
34:03
that would be a trip, you know a
34:05
terrific way to see it. as it were
34:07
average you could if you were a dirty,
34:09
dirty cheater than yet I have have you
34:11
met me? Figure it out at. A.
34:14
At a seminar. Now
34:17
as play this the fairway. He
34:19
with with i'd I have met you and he didn't
34:21
seem like you're cheating. I had ever
34:23
know I'm the Reverend I. So.
34:26
Sly. Okay
34:29
so I said three rounds. Oh
34:31
so in honor of you gym
34:33
and being here today. Ah the
34:35
word I chose. Cause. Leverages,
34:38
Ask you this: How many times have
34:40
you played Sansa in something of a
34:42
one thousand four hundred and eighty seven
34:45
birthday years? and with including was coming
34:47
up on the next year, it'll be
34:49
one thousand four hundred ninety three. Yeah
34:52
has what about my some happy lined up. A
34:55
success isn't? Well ah I did
34:58
notice that seem to be something
35:00
that you've been called upon to
35:02
do a few times in. I
35:04
hope. That a either
35:06
you have white hair, believe me it's a
35:08
no brainer. Will be sued. I walk around
35:10
all the time with a big oil sands
35:12
a beard you know, not good enough at
35:14
every last year I did one with Octavia
35:16
Spencer. it was amazing the zebra and I
35:19
knew I would tell the details which he
35:21
ended up being. Perhaps not
35:23
the nice person in the.
35:26
In a little thing we shot. Oh
35:28
okay that she was on. We.
35:30
Know she's got that that the that gear
35:32
like see can seek of know she turned
35:34
it on healthcare. It. Yes,
35:36
He was great that that movie Maher
35:39
is really all yeah, we talk really
35:41
entertaining. It's it's it's it's it's okay.
35:43
So the word Sansa The word our
35:46
boy. Has been in
35:48
many many movie titles and
35:50
I wrote down the current
35:52
top eleven according to. I.
35:55
M D be so gave gets to
35:57
go first. Then we'll go to Ryan
35:59
and. we'll go to Jim and like I
36:01
said you'll each get three guesses but
36:04
Gabe what's your first shot
36:08
at a movie
36:10
with Santa in the title? I
36:13
like this one because it feels like a
36:15
clever Christmas movie title which is the Santa
36:17
Clause. It was a
36:20
very clever title that led to lots
36:22
of lots of
36:25
sequels and and
36:28
a now a series the
36:31
Santa Claus is. I did
36:33
one of those two as one of the Santa's. With
36:35
Tim Allen yes
36:39
last season or the season before.
36:41
Yeah yeah so that's where I
36:44
noticed it so Gabe
36:48
congratulations that one is
36:50
number two on
36:52
the list. Yeah way up there so
36:54
you are starting off
36:57
with a whopping ten
36:59
points but
37:01
there's still plenty of points on the board. Ryan
37:04
what's a Santa movie that you think
37:07
would be super popular these days?
37:10
Well I'm gonna go and it's been
37:12
a little while since I've just had Comedy
37:15
Central on but it felt like there was
37:17
about a year or two where no matter
37:19
what time of year or day you turned
37:21
it on this movie would be on and
37:24
that is bad Santa. Yeah
37:26
that's a classic. They did like they do
37:28
like to play it a lot especially around
37:31
the holidays. I was gonna say it
37:34
was Comedy Central Shawshank it was just
37:36
always going for a while. But
37:40
if you sat through it you often would get
37:43
rewarded with episode of Parks and
37:45
Recreation. There you go what a treat. Yeah
37:48
but of course that Santa
37:50
is on the list and
37:52
it is at number three
37:54
so Ryan is on
37:56
the board with nine points. close
38:00
race thus far. But
38:03
Jim, with all
38:05
your Santa experience, what
38:09
Santa movie do you think of? Yeah, I'm in
38:11
bad shape here because I wrote down two. I
38:14
wrote down Bad Santa and the Santa
38:16
Claus. So I am
38:18
screwed. Can I say Santa Claus
38:20
is too? Just write down another
38:22
one. Yeah, no.
38:26
Okay, now when I was a kid growing up, I
38:29
mean, again, this is, I just turned 104.
38:32
So we're talking, you know,
38:34
1800 and something. No, but there was
38:36
the classic with Fred Astaire.
38:39
Santa Claus is coming to town. Is
38:42
that too random? Well, I mean,
38:44
that's an amazing television special made
38:46
by the Rankin
38:49
Bass and Animation company.
38:53
But I don't think it would
38:55
be on the list because it doesn't qualify as a movie. But
38:58
it was a TV movie, technically. It's
39:01
a short TV movie, yeah, because it was even,
39:05
you know, 40-some minutes long because it
39:07
was in an hour-long time slot. Okay,
39:09
so it doesn't count. So, yeah,
39:12
feature films are like, you know, an hour
39:14
and 15 minutes. Yeah, no, no, no, I'm
39:16
just, believe me, I'm scrambling. So... Well,
39:20
also, when you start to hear other people's answers,
39:22
that can help you to, you know,
39:25
some things might click. No,
39:27
they gave my answers. So there was
39:29
nothing to click. They literally gave my
39:31
answers. Well, no, I mean, when
39:33
they give more answers, you'll go, oh, right. Yeah,
39:36
oh, well, yeah. I'm like, why didn't I think
39:38
about it? Then you might think about it. But
39:40
what was your first... Did you guess something? What
39:42
was your first guess, though, before you said it
39:44
goes to town? You said something... No, I don't
39:46
think I did. Because I literally wrote down the
39:48
Santa Claus and Bad Santa. Those are
39:51
the two things I wrote down. Oh,
39:53
I thought you said something like, can I say Santa Claus 2?
39:56
Oh, yeah, jokingly. Just because it's a sequel. But if I can
39:58
do it, I can do it. get away with it I'll take
40:00
it yeah why don't you try it
40:02
let's see what happens Santa Claus to sorry
40:05
it's not on the list yeah I'm
40:08
kidding I'm kidding it's number
40:13
six on the list oh it is on
40:15
the list yeah yeah gonna completely fail yay
40:18
you got six points oh I'll
40:20
take it I'll take it yeah you're on the
40:22
board those might be the last points I get
40:24
cuz I'm it
40:27
can get it can get pretty tough as
40:29
we go forward in this game but maybe
40:32
Gabe's got another one on his mind what
40:34
do you think Gabe so
40:36
this is the part of the Douglas
40:39
games where I just like
40:41
don't know it's a movie but I'm gonna
40:43
assume that there's a movie called Santa another
40:47
fun thing you can do is you can just
40:49
kind of guess that there must be something out
40:51
there called Santa
40:54
and if there is
40:56
it did not make it
40:58
the cut it did not make
41:00
it on the list but that
41:02
was an excellent stab oh
41:05
how embarrassing oh my god I
41:07
can't even imagine how many of
41:09
you are trying to be a
41:11
child after this to not immediately
41:13
know a second Santa movie especially
41:19
this time of year I thought
41:21
I was in better company this is the worst I'm
41:26
glad people don't join podcast
41:28
in progress because they would just
41:30
assume this is a Christmas episode
41:35
exactly okay Ryan what do you got you
41:37
got another Santa movie don't you I do
41:39
and I don't know if it's gonna be
41:41
on the list but this was the second
41:43
one I actually thought of I guess third
41:45
because I would I also
41:47
had Santa Claus and Bad Santa
41:49
but so for my fellow nerds
41:52
out there today as we're
41:54
recording it it is WrestleMania
41:56
Sunday right so
42:00
in honor of my first real true passion,
42:02
which is pro wrestling, I am going to
42:04
go with the Hulk Hogan
42:06
classic, Santa with muscles. Wow. Okay.
42:11
Now, when I put this
42:13
game together, I thought
42:15
there was one answer that no one would
42:17
say in a million years. And
42:20
that answer is Santa with
42:22
muscles. I mean, it
42:24
is number four on the list. Yeah.
42:28
Wow. And you mentioned it, that is
42:30
probably because people are looking it up
42:32
because today is WrestleMania. Yes.
42:34
That, yeah. What are you going
42:36
to do brother? You know, the type that is, exactly.
42:38
They are looking for Hulk Hogan entertainment and
42:41
they are fighting Santa with muscles, which I,
42:43
have you seen Santa with muscles, Ryan? Oh,
42:45
it has been years. And
42:48
like, I have been a hardcore wrestling fan since I was
42:50
11. It is my big thing
42:52
that I am really, really into. Even
42:55
as a stupid like 11 year old, I was
42:57
like, this is bad. This is not a good
42:59
product. And that was
43:01
the time where I was just anything pro wrestling, I
43:04
would just absorb it. And I was like, this is
43:06
just not a very good, good mode.
43:08
It is so unbelievable, Doug. It just does
43:10
not, it does not make sense. It
43:13
does not make sense that Santa would have muscles. Yeah.
43:16
No, he is a big jolly man. Not
43:19
a big strongman. All right, Jim.
43:24
Oh, damn it. Okay. I
43:29
am just throwing this out there because I got
43:31
nothing. What about,
43:34
and I have no idea if this ever existed, was
43:36
there a bad Santa too? Yes,
43:38
there was. Is it on the list? Is it on
43:40
the list? Jim! Okay, that
43:42
is called desperation, gentlemen. It
43:45
totally works. It is number nine on the list. That
43:49
is worth an additional three points. Is it with the same cast? Like Billy
43:51
Bob came back for that? Yeah,
44:00
and even though I never knew that
44:02
even Thurman Merman like the kid
44:05
that from the first movie. He's
44:07
like a Young
44:09
adult in the second one and
44:12
I think it's a different actor. I think
44:14
they hired somebody different to play him but
44:17
But some of the same people are around Unfortunately,
44:20
you know John Ritter passed
44:22
away. Yeah, first bad Santa, but
44:25
I think Well, maybe
44:27
Lauren Graham's not in the second one. I forget but the
44:29
second one it's got you know,
44:31
Tony Cox the You
44:34
know the Little
44:36
person that was in the first bad Santa
44:38
and my favorite part is when the two of
44:40
them are just In the boxing ring
44:42
punching each other in the nuts. So funny. Yeah,
44:45
that's a funny scene Okay,
44:48
so we've got two rounds and The
44:52
points tally at this point is Gabe
44:54
has 10 Jim has nine and Ryan
44:56
has 17 points
45:01
There's still plenty of points on the
45:04
board a very surprising number one, but
45:06
let's start With
45:09
Gabe, this is your last guess.
45:11
Can you put a few more points on the
45:13
board? So
45:15
I only feel comfortable with this
45:17
because I believe I know the full name
45:19
of this movie I believe the third one
45:21
is called the Santa Claus 3 the escape
45:24
clause Is that
45:26
on the list? I think
45:28
that is what it's called, but it did not make
45:30
it on the list But
45:32
I think you're right about the The
45:36
very very clever title Yeah
45:39
In the house him I like gets out of being
45:41
Santa forever. That's all I gets back to his real
45:43
life Yeah, he's so desperate
45:45
to get back to his real life But
45:47
you know if he only knew that someone
45:49
like Jim O'Hara's made bank playing Santa All
45:59
right Right Gabe, sorry about that, but you're
46:03
finishing with 10 points
46:06
either in second or third. Ryan,
46:09
do you have another one just to add a
46:12
little bit more to your total? I
46:15
honestly was going to say Santa Claus
46:17
3 because that's why
46:19
not. All my brain could
46:21
do. My problem is now I'm thinking of
46:23
a lot of other Christmas movies that I
46:25
love but don't have Santa in the name.
46:29
Right, it's not like
46:31
love actually Santa. Yeah,
46:36
the only other one I can kind of say isn't there one that
46:38
has like, wasn't
46:40
there like a Santa horror movie or
46:42
something like that? Oh yeah. With John
46:44
Liskow maybe? I don't know if
46:46
it was that. For some reason, I
46:49
want to say there's a movie called Santa Claus
46:52
the Movie or something, like something very
46:54
basic going along with Gabe's stab. I'm
46:57
just saying Santa. So I'll say
46:59
Santa Claus the Movie. Santa
47:02
Claus, Poland, the Movie. Yes.
47:05
Starring Dudley Moore as an elf and
47:09
I think David Huddleston was Santa
47:12
and John Liskow was
47:15
the bad guy. Yeah, I was going to say he was
47:17
the evil guy in that movie, right? Yeah, he was the
47:19
evil guy. That
47:21
movie is number five.
47:23
Oh, he's nailing there. Damn.
47:28
Yeah, Ryan came to play. Oh my God. That's
47:31
worth seven more points. I think the
47:34
lead is insurmountable at this point, but
47:36
it's still fun to see how if
47:38
Jim No,
47:40
don't say it's still fun. It's horrifying
47:43
and it's embarrassing. My family is literally
47:45
escorting me out of the office right
47:47
now. They're going first. Say
47:52
Santa with muscles too, Jim. Believe me,
47:54
that's what I'm going for. Yeah,
48:00
I think that's really, that's probably going to
48:02
be your best bet because I'm looking at
48:04
the answers and the idea that you would
48:07
suggest any of these. The
48:09
three of you did a really good job
48:11
of knocking out all of the, you
48:14
know, I don't know if obvious is the right word
48:16
for it, but like you got all the big ones.
48:19
Well, there's still one huge one out there that
48:21
we haven't said yet. Yeah, there is.
48:23
And I had to say it or so
48:25
slim, but I again, I thought saying with
48:27
muscles, Satan, family and
48:30
I went, I thought that wasn't going
48:32
to get guessed. I didn't
48:34
realize they had such a big wrestling fan
48:37
on the panel. This
48:39
is the worst thing Hulk Hogan has ever done to
48:41
me personally. There's
48:43
a laundry list of worst things
48:46
he's done in Shadow Realm, but
48:48
to you personally, Gabe, yeah, he
48:50
is wrong in this movie. Okay,
48:53
but I have one more shot at this, right?
48:56
Yeah, you do. Okay, well, here's an obvious
48:58
one that I'm sure you all know. I think
49:00
it's a classic. I don't get
49:02
through the holidays without it. And I just forgot
49:04
it. It's called My
49:07
Santa starring Jim O'Hare. What?
49:11
I just remembered I did a movie
49:13
called My Santa. God. It
49:15
might have been for Hallmark or
49:18
Blighttown. I don't know who the hell it was
49:20
for, but it was with one of those Lawrence
49:22
brothers. It was for the people, Jim. It was
49:24
for the people. Everything is for the people. One
49:27
of the Lawrence brothers. I think
49:29
the middle is super nice guy. Oh,
49:31
God, what the hell was his name? Yeah,
49:34
I know. Is there a Matthew Lawrence?
49:36
Yes, there is. Okay, it was Matthew
49:38
Lawrence, me. Oh,
49:41
God, the girl. Oh, she was so pretty.
49:44
Well, something, Samir, I think was
49:47
her name. She was like the lead. Paul
49:50
Dooley was in it. I
49:54
think Julie Brown. Anyway, I'm
49:57
sure that's number one on the list. If you guys
49:59
have... You have to do the holiday without
50:01
watching that, and you have not gotten through the holidays.
50:04
What is the premise? Why are you...
50:07
The premise is, think of this, think how
50:09
brilliant this is, I was
50:11
the elf and Matthew Lawrence
50:13
was Santa. What? Yes!
50:17
Imagine the mayhem that happened. Imagine
50:20
how everything was turned topsy-turvy. I
50:23
think all over the place. It was crazy.
50:26
There was magic involved, of course, because Santa's
50:29
magical. Yeah, Matthew Lawrence played Santa and
50:31
I was his elf. That was obviously
50:34
the funny juxtaposition
50:36
of the whole thing. Because
50:38
you had the white beard and everything? He had the
50:40
white beard. When he was dressed up, he had the
50:42
white beard. I was in the
50:45
striped shirt, like an elf-y kind of thing. Yeah,
50:47
I was in the Santa movie where I did
50:49
not have to be in the white beard. It
50:53
says we're talking Santa. When I
50:56
did the Santa Clauses, for Apple
50:58
with Tim Allen, we were shooting
51:00
that at the Disney Ranch in
51:02
July. We were in
51:05
full Santa gear.
51:08
They were really smart. They set up these little tents
51:11
for us because we were doing outside scenes. Each
51:13
tent had those big ass, I don't even
51:16
know what they call them, but those air conditioners with the
51:18
big tubes that bore in.
51:21
They really saved our butts. Yeah, so
51:23
hey, it ain't easy being Santa, guys. It
51:25
ain't easy. No, it's
51:28
really uncomfortable. And
51:30
having to maintain the calories I have to maintain,
51:32
believe me, you don't know what I go through.
51:36
Michael Phelps' regimen, you've got to respect it.
51:42
Without the exercise of any sort. It's
51:46
a process, one step at a time. You've got to tie
51:48
it down. I just haven't hit
51:50
the exercise, please. Well,
51:55
I'm sorry to say my Santa did not
51:57
make a list. It
52:01
is on my list of things to watch
52:03
that for them sir because
52:06
I'm fascinated by that
52:09
movie and that premise but Let's
52:12
go through and talk about I
52:15
like I said you did a terrific job because the rest
52:17
of these Is a bunch
52:19
of baloney to be honest with you number 11?
52:23
And that's why I did 11 is because I
52:25
just wanted to include this one so badly There
52:28
is a movie called Santa Claus is a
52:30
stinker. Oh And
52:35
I think it's French and it's from like 1982
52:38
and I did not know why it's so
52:40
high on this list Well, you'll know why in a
52:42
second because this this list is silly number
52:46
10 is the
52:48
motion picture called Santa Fe Trail
52:50
a Yeah,
52:56
the word Santa could get tricky My
52:59
brain did think of Santa Clarita diet, but I
53:01
was like that was a TV series, right? Yeah,
53:04
that's a T. Yeah one
53:07
that's number one on IMDB, but it doesn't count
53:09
because it's not a movie but a bad
53:13
Bad Santa 2 was number nine and
53:16
then number eight Another Weird
53:21
one that doesn't really fit Santa
53:24
day without the trail
53:26
just That's
53:29
from Then
53:33
number seven is the movie that kind of
53:35
kind of sounds like it might be in
53:37
the same realm or the same genre
53:40
as my Santa because apparently
53:42
there's a movie called Santa
53:44
Girl and I've
53:48
never heard of any exactly nobody knows
53:50
any of these. Yeah Then
53:52
Santa Claus to then Santa Claus
53:54
the musical then Santa with muscles
53:56
then bad Santa and Santa Claus
53:59
and number one for who knows
54:01
what reason from
54:03
1989 there's a movie
54:05
called Santa Sangre. S-A-N-G-R-E.
54:08
I have no idea what it
54:11
is or how it managed to
54:13
top even the Santa
54:15
Claus but that is the number one
54:18
Santa movie currently on
54:20
IMDb. Yeah that's random. So
54:23
random. But congratulations are
54:25
going out to Ryan
54:27
Niemuller for being
54:31
our winner today.
54:33
I'm gonna fake
54:36
enthusiasm. You know I thought
54:38
pity enthusiasm
54:42
still enthusiasm. I faced a career on it.
54:44
You might not even want the prize
54:54
that comes with winning Jim because basically
54:56
what it means is Ryan is invited
54:58
to come back on the next show
55:00
if he so chooses. I
55:02
didn't know that had
55:08
I known going in I wouldn't have tried at all.
55:12
No I'm jealous. I want to be
55:15
invited back. Well you're always invited back.
55:17
It's been a long time between visits
55:19
but anytime you want to come on
55:22
happy to have you but also
55:24
Ryan gets to do
55:26
his promotional stuff first. So what have you
55:28
got to plug Ryan? Mostly
55:31
just I'm touring right now.
55:34
My son is almost old enough where
55:36
I can leave him by himself. He's almost a
55:38
year old next month so. Oh
55:40
yeah definitely leave him by himself. Yeah make
55:42
sure you crack a window. Leave his food
55:44
dish full
55:47
when I leave. Everything will be alright.
55:49
Change the litter before I go. Yeah.
55:52
But no like you said Doug
55:54
we're doing a fun show here
55:56
on the 20th Bear
55:59
River Casino. In the
56:01
Loletta or Lolita, California Like
56:04
Loletta better because it's not spelled like Lolita
56:06
the name. It's got an E in there
56:08
So I like Loletta. Well, yeah, we got
56:10
what we get there I guess my my
56:12
autocorrect keeps changing it to Lolita and people
56:15
are getting concerned But
56:20
yes my website if you want to check out
56:22
my other tour dates coming up it's cripple
56:24
threat calm I Thought
56:28
that if people are just listening, it's weird, but
56:30
I have a disability. That's why it's not offensive
56:33
Yeah, you find me there cripple threat
56:35
8 on all of the social medias And
56:38
and if you want to check out my
56:40
podcast I do a podcast every week with
56:42
Brentur hoon and Johnny Laquasto called the cafeteria.
56:45
So check us out on there It's
56:47
a good fun hijinks. It's
56:49
not it's not Jim as an elf hijinks, but
56:52
it's pretty fun. It's still pretty fun All
56:56
right, thanks. Thank you riot and
57:00
Jim Oh here the new podcast
57:02
is called Parts
57:04
and recollection. Yes, it's on Anywhere
57:08
you get it produced by team Coco. We're
57:10
having a lot of fun Also,
57:12
when is this gonna air do you think because I
57:14
do have something I could promote but I don't know
57:16
when this is gonna Air this will be out tonight
57:19
Tonight. Okay, then I'm gonna just say this
57:21
because I don't think I can say it
57:23
officially but on Wednesday People
57:26
magazine will be making an announcement about
57:28
something I'm doing. I Don't
57:31
know if I could say more than that because it's coming
57:33
out tonight So I don't because I think they get to
57:35
do the official Announcement, so
57:37
I'll just say keep your eye on
57:40
People magazine on Wednesday. Okay.
57:42
I love that I love the idea of looking
57:44
through People magazine trying to figure out figure out
57:46
what the hell he's talking about Jim Oh here
57:48
news is We'll
57:50
keep we'll keep a lookout for it.
57:53
And like I said, you're welcome back
57:55
anytime It was so much fun.
57:57
I love this kind of stuff. I would be happy to come back
58:00
Right on Gabe Malika
58:04
Yeah, this week I'm in Chicago Chicago
58:07
Chicago on Wednesday April 10th at
58:10
the Den theater then
58:12
a week in Boston a big theater So please
58:14
come out if you're in Boston to see my
58:16
solo show solo show my friendship and then also
58:18
LA San Francisco In Denver the next couple weeks.
58:20
We're calling it the NPR cities tour. So
58:23
all the NPR cities, please come
58:25
out. I Love
58:27
Chicago. It's my hometown. Oh nice
58:31
Yeah, I'll be in Chicago in First
58:34
weekend of May all of my dates of
58:36
course are at Douglas movies calm and the
58:38
next Douglas movies in Los Angeles Is
58:42
at the lab at the
58:44
improv on Wednesday April 17th. That's
58:46
a special day at 8 30
58:49
We've been doing the third Tuesday of every
58:51
month there, but we're doing Wednesday April
58:55
17th this month and thanks
58:58
again to Gabe Malika Jim O'Hare
59:00
and Ryan Niemiller and I
59:04
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