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that is as good as it's ever going to

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get. It's so funny, before the

2:09

taping began, I said, let's practice all the

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shoutbacks, and then I just did that one

2:14

and not the other one, so we'll

2:17

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2:19

how it works out. I feel

2:21

like maybe not so good, but

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2:54

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2:56

the prize bag, shall we? Not only

2:58

is it a beautiful tote from

3:02

Apothecary, yeah.

3:06

What? We've done. Look

3:09

at this. Yeah.

3:12

Pumas. Will

3:14

the winner today be a size 10? Will

3:19

they care that there's no shoelaces?

3:22

No questions. Then

3:24

we'll only find out the answer to later

3:26

on in the show, but they're beautiful. They look

3:29

like, I don't know, they

3:31

look like maybe bumblebee, you know what

3:33

I mean? Like maybe these shoes are

3:35

Transformers, and they'll turn into

3:37

bumblebee. But then also

3:40

in here somewhere, it's

3:42

where I put it in here. Let me

3:44

make sure it's here. That'd be so

3:46

funny in my mouth. Yeah,

3:49

I lost a better prize. There

3:52

was definitely a more exciting thing that

3:55

I thought I'd put in here. Oh,

3:58

there it is. I found it. Oh my

4:00

god, that was exciting. Not

4:03

exciting, really. Depressing and

4:05

terrible, yes, thank you for

4:07

giving me the right word. This is a free

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So that's in there with the Pumas.

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It's real. It's happening. Somebody

4:47

is going to win that tonight. Very,

4:50

very, very exciting. Now

4:53

it's time for Doug

4:56

Plugs. That

5:01

was pretty good. That was

5:03

way better than I thought it was going to

5:05

be. I'm doing stand up at Brewster T Feathers

5:08

in Sunnyvale, California on Sunday, April 7 at 7

5:10

PM. And

5:13

for all my other dates and dates and links,

5:15

go to, this is

5:17

a tough one, go to

5:20

douglasmovies.com. Yeah.

5:23

Yeah. What? Shh.

5:26

Hasn't it? You

5:28

all knew it. Why

5:32

before the show did you all, we all

5:34

silent on this is Doug Loves Movies, which

5:36

is a very easy one, than

5:39

that one, that complicated, weird, Rube

5:42

Goldberg nonsense. Everybody

5:46

nailed it. Good job. From

5:48

the correct, it's a very easy one. From

5:52

the corrections department, it's

5:55

crazy, stupid love,

5:57

not crazy, sexy.

6:00

sexy love. Yeah,

6:02

sneaky Joe DeRosa slipped that one

6:04

past me. So I'm

6:07

shaking my fist at

6:09

Joe DeRosa. Are

6:13

you ready to meet our guest? He's

6:17

been sitting amongst us this entire

6:19

time. This is like a horror

6:22

movie or a

6:24

zombie movie or something. Anyway,

6:27

with no more ado, let's get

6:29

him out here. Please welcome Greg

6:32

Fitzsimmons, Sam Levine and Amy Miller.

6:38

Yeah. Hey.

6:42

Yay. There's one stool behind all the

6:44

chairs so you can put your drink

6:46

on if you ever have that kind

6:48

of moment or you want to set

6:50

a drink down. Amy's got a nice

6:52

little wine going. Sam,

6:55

what are you drinking? I'm drinking

6:57

vodka in a water bottle. Interesting

7:02

choice, but Sam is a bit of

7:04

a scientist and he likes that

7:06

moment where the vodka finally seeps through the

7:08

bottle. I know it's very

7:10

exciting when that happens. It's a reminder

7:12

of what it's doing to the inside

7:14

of your body. Let's

7:16

meet everybody individually,

7:19

alphabetically, my

7:21

first name. Sorry, Sam. Joining

7:25

us first. I

7:33

just got to get these credits right because they're

7:35

so, you know, that's what you're here for is

7:37

to tell people about what you're into. She's

7:39

the star of the upcoming

7:41

feature film. We're also the

7:44

Millers. It's Amy Miller. I

7:46

can't wait. I'm replacing Jennifer

7:48

Aniston. Right,

7:50

Sam. Right. Yeah. Sam

7:52

knows all the answers. Happy

7:55

New Year, Amy. Did

7:57

you have a good save, Pat?

8:00

Oh sure, yes, top of the

8:02

morning, right Greg? Yeah, Greg's

8:05

very much top of the afternoon. That's why

8:07

I asked, because we do have a member

8:09

of Dropkip Murphy's on the panel. Let's

8:13

see, what else do I want to ask you Amy? Have

8:16

you seen the zone of interest?

8:18

Because I can't. Nope, and

8:21

I can't either. I'm waiting for someone

8:23

else and I thought it was going to be you that was telling

8:25

me about it. People told

8:27

me about it and I just don't want to deal with

8:29

it. You gotta change the same song. There is

8:31

one he won't see. It's

8:34

called zone of interest. There is

8:36

every year there's more movies I won't see because guess

8:38

what, there's more movies. I don't

8:40

have time for all these movies, these

8:42

limited series, these series, these reality,

8:45

like there's too many things I like to

8:47

watch. I feel like a sports

8:49

person. You know what I mean? Sports

8:51

people must be constantly overwhelmed by how much

8:53

sports there is. And now

8:55

I feel like movies have become that.

8:57

Where there's so much movies. And movies

8:59

about sports. There's a lot of them.

9:01

Oh my god. Don't even get me

9:03

started on that. He is the host

9:06

of the podcast,

9:09

fits a wonderful life.

9:11

It's Greg Fitzsimmons everybody.

9:14

Yeah. Love

9:17

you all. Happy New Year Greg.

9:20

It's St. Patrick's Day. Post

9:23

St. Patrick's Day. That's crazy. You

9:25

had your annual show here at

9:27

the improv. I did. The

9:30

room next door, the main room on

9:32

St. Patrick's Day. How was that? It

9:34

was fun. We had an Irish

9:37

soda bread contest. Me and my

9:39

friend, Laureen, fight about who has

9:41

a better one. So we each baked three Irish

9:43

soda breads and we cut them up and

9:45

we handed them out to the crowd and voted. And

9:48

I lost $100. Here's

9:51

the worst? Mine was the worst. Oh no.

9:54

It was the second best. It

9:56

was two, yeah. It was only out of two.

9:58

Yeah, that's the worst. I'm

10:00

Irish, I don't know the right way to say

10:02

things, Greg. I'm an Irish person, that's his

10:05

life. That would be worse. Hey,

10:07

listen, he came in second place and

10:09

last place. It's just however you want

10:11

to look at it. First failure. Yeah,

10:13

you were the first most failed. Because

10:16

yours really could have been absolute garbage

10:18

and lost to the one that wasn't

10:20

so bad. That's right. Like, you

10:22

know, who knows. But congratulations nonetheless. I should have said

10:24

that for yourself tonight. All right. Well, thank you. Even

10:27

being in the competition. Yeah. I'm

10:29

being asked to make a soda bread

10:31

for Irish day. Yeah.

10:35

I recall it though. National

10:38

Irish day. But anyway, so that's the

10:40

plan. You're going to do

10:42

a show here on St. Patrick's Day

10:44

every year for the rest of time?

10:46

That was the 16th year in a

10:48

row. Wow. That's impressive.

10:51

Because it's Douglas movies

10:53

celebrating this year. It's 18th year.

10:56

So both of them. Wait a

10:58

minute. Wait a minute. So

11:00

I'm the worst long running podcast.

11:03

You just come and sing it all

11:05

the time. That seems to be your

11:07

lot in life, Greg. It's to be

11:09

number two. You're not the

11:11

piss, you're the shit. So

11:16

my question for you though, along the

11:18

lines of the question I asked Amy,

11:21

is have you seen Killers of the Flower

11:23

Moon? Because I can't. I just can't. I

11:25

honestly thought it was a masterpiece. I loved

11:27

it. All three and a half hours of

11:29

genocide? All three. I

11:32

mean, we kind of knew, you kind of

11:34

knew going in the plot a little bit.

11:36

So you're saying you knew it was going

11:38

to be fun. You didn't know how fun.

11:40

Well, I mean, Schindler's List, they didn't like

11:42

exactly uplift your spirits. But

11:46

you had them come and have a good

11:48

time. This one they had, they saw it

11:50

in colors so you could at least enjoy

11:52

the visuals. Right. Schindler's List,

11:55

she was like, this is a very

11:57

black and white situation. But

12:00

anyway, I'm not here to joke about these

12:02

things. I really am. I've become too sensitive

12:04

to this kind of filmmaking, where

12:07

the whole point is to feel terrible. How

12:10

can you watch it and find any joy

12:12

in it? He's Irish. Yeah, Irish.

12:15

Loving a genocide movie is. Did

12:18

she ban She's of Annie Sheeran? I mean,

12:20

that was our movie last year. Well, that

12:22

was a Pinker genocide. Yeah. No

12:25

one in the audience cares for that reference. But

12:29

before we play our games today, or

12:31

before we do anything today, we need

12:33

to meet our third guest. He's

12:36

currently shooting a shot for shot remake

12:38

of I Am Sam, because

12:40

I am also Sam. It's Sam

12:42

Levine, everybody. Doug,

12:44

I was saving that for my plugs. I

12:47

can't wait to see you running down the hallway

12:49

with a cake. Happy

12:52

New Year, Sam. Thank you so much, Doug.

12:54

We've only seen each other a handful of times since January

12:57

1st. So it's nice to hear you say it. You

12:59

can't be sad enough. I'm going to

13:01

say it until December 31. Have

13:04

you? My birthday. Have you

13:06

seen society in the snow? Because I

13:08

just can't. I have. And have you

13:11

seen? Well, no, it's better than alive. But

13:13

I'm sure you've seen alive. I've seen alive,

13:15

and I did not like watching the people

13:17

crash. I didn't like watching the people be

13:19

cold. I didn't like the ones where people

13:22

eat each other. Although the

13:24

being cold part did help the eating part, because

13:26

it was more like they were just having an

13:28

icicle. Like jerky. Some sort of popsicle

13:30

that's just a person. But

13:35

society in the snow feels like it's

13:37

very intense. It is very intense. And

13:39

I don't know if you know this at all

13:41

subtitles. Well, that I don't mind

13:44

so much, because I'd like to read rather than

13:46

watching the people eat each other. What I thought

13:48

was strange, though, is in the subtitles, it's a

13:50

lot of just M's. Oh,

13:52

you're running. It's the real amount

13:54

of noise. I thought that

13:56

was a bit out of touch. Could you imagine

13:58

having a survive eating? a fellow

14:01

passenger, fellow person from your

14:03

team and making

14:05

nom-nom like making them be fast. Every

14:08

time I board an airplane I think if we crash, which

14:11

of these people am I going to eat first? Who's

14:13

going to taste the best? Yeah.

14:15

Go right back to coach if you want some, you

14:18

know. Do you think you can do this?

14:20

Back to coach. Where are you? Get out of here. I'm

14:22

flying in Route 32B. No, I'm trying to build you

14:25

up. Egg their rope? Build you up. Will

14:27

you help in an emergency? I will help in an

14:29

emergency. I tell them I will, but there's no way.

14:31

No, I'm going to panic like everyone else. No, I'm

14:33

going to just put my seat back

14:36

and close my eyes and

14:38

let it happen. Be a bat. Just

14:40

going back to the eating people, I

14:43

think if you think about it, eating

14:45

people in first class would

14:48

be more delicious because they're like veal.

14:50

They don't really work. They have a

14:52

soft. They have a taste. A lot

14:54

of synthetic material. Right. When

14:56

they look at all they haven't been stressed. Right.

14:59

You know, I go, you know, I don't know. I go

15:02

for the ones that don't seem like they're in finance because

15:04

they're always probably pretty nervous. Listen, you're

15:06

going to hit a knee and it's going to

15:08

be all fucking chemicals in there. That's

15:10

not as tasty as these guys back in

15:12

coach. You know what I mean? Above the

15:15

neck, Amy, we're not animals. Yeah. Yeah.

15:18

In the back, they're like free. These are very

15:20

tasty. They're like free range passengers. Okay,

15:22

free back there. This

15:27

is like a show that you do for

15:29

like an audience. Like if they're like a

15:32

bunch of people would be there, but instead

15:34

we have the best people. Oh,

15:36

yeah. Yeah, it's true.

15:39

Let me ask you everybody this. I

15:42

like to get recommendations before we

15:44

play games tonight of

15:46

movies could be new, could be old. Preferably

15:51

something people could find on streaming

15:54

or in theaters now, but it doesn't

15:57

have to be. Well, let's start with you, Amy. recommend

16:00

a movie? You

16:02

knew you were gonna have to do

16:04

this though. I know, I'm an idiot.

16:06

I'm looking mine up, don't think I'm

16:08

ignoring you. Okay, I mean I'm just

16:10

gonna check in see if the kids

16:13

are okay. I loved Anatomy of a

16:15

Fall. As you know I

16:17

like movies that are mostly talking. I just

16:19

want talking. I don't want eating of people. Crashes,

16:22

driving, bombs, anything

16:25

loud. Everybody loves that dog

16:27

from that movie. The dog's messy. Yeah,

16:29

messy's so cute. Yeah. Is he cute

16:31

in the movie? Yes. You

16:34

haven't seen that one either? No, I haven't seen it,

16:36

I do want to see that one because I don't

16:38

think it will necessarily make me feel bad. And

16:41

it's right there in the title. Yeah.

16:43

That he fell. Yeah, he sure

16:46

did. Yeah. And then how? We

16:48

don't know. Right? They

16:50

warn you about the fall of the title. Zone

16:52

of Interest is supposed to go, oh that sounds

16:54

like an area I'm curious about. Yeah. Right?

16:58

You don't know what is going on

17:00

there in that Zone of Interest. Turns

17:02

out I should have zero interest. Also

17:04

the kid is amazing. You love

17:07

the kid. He's truly an incredible

17:09

actor. Okay. It's so good. Alright,

17:11

so that's who you're going with. You're recommending Anatomy of

17:13

a Fall. Yeah, because I wasn't prepared. I

17:16

mean it's a great recommendation. What do

17:18

you think was good? It won the,

17:20

it won like two Oscars. Yep. I

17:22

believe. Did you see it Sam? I

17:24

did. I saw every film nominated for an award

17:26

this year. Wow. The shorts or the documentary. More

17:28

like Sam Loves movies. You know what I

17:30

mean? Alright. Well that's not every film

17:32

then if you skip those. But still

17:35

pretty impressive. It's still very impressive. Thank

17:37

you. I completely failed this year because

17:39

I suddenly turned this corner and were

17:41

like, oh I'd love to

17:43

watch everything nominated for an Oscar. But guess

17:45

what? There's the most depressing movies being made.

17:48

Yeah. A lot of that was. Except for

17:50

Barbet. There's not very many movies. I saw

17:52

the French version but there's

17:55

not many movies that you know.

18:00

You get my point. I got your point. Because I don't

18:02

know what it was. Boom. What'd

18:05

you find on your phone? Well, the movie

18:07

is called, I was down in Florida visiting

18:09

my mother. Oh, they have the best movies

18:11

down there. It's

18:13

like another country, because they have movies that

18:16

you go like, I didn't see this when

18:18

advertised. And it's

18:20

the kind of movie, based on the last

18:22

12 minutes of this podcast, and

18:24

you have lost both testicles, this

18:27

might be the kind of movie you could handle. It's

18:30

a soft tearjerker movie. Not

18:33

too depressing. Ordinary

18:35

Angels, have you heard of that? I

18:37

think so. I don't think you have. I

18:40

think anybody has. I mean, it sounds so plain,

18:42

so regular. It was like a Hallmark movie. Like

18:48

one? Well, I

18:51

don't know who produced it, but. Who in it? Who's

18:53

in it? Hilary Swank. Who in

18:55

it? Who in it? Who Jackie Jug? I

18:58

have seen this movie. She's

19:01

like a suffragette or something? No. She's

19:05

like a lady

19:07

who looks like Hilary Swank? What

19:11

is the best John Edward impression of everyone?

19:13

What's she an angel about? Is

19:16

she a doctor helping with people in

19:18

wartime? It's

19:21

peacetime, and not a doctor.

19:24

Why is she an angel? She's an

19:26

angel because there's a little girl who

19:28

needs a kidney transplant. OK. Who's seven.

19:30

All right. And we're pulling for her.

19:33

She gets Hilary's giant kidney? It doesn't

19:35

even fit. She needs an adult kidney?

19:38

She just needs a, usually you need two

19:40

kidneys. They use one Hilary Swank kidney. And

19:44

so, there's this woman sitting next to

19:46

me who's like an old Florida lady

19:48

who just keeps like correcting, like,

19:50

that couldn't happen. And

19:53

so, like, finally the movie gets the point where,

19:56

of course, it's not going to happen. That, like,

19:58

she needs a kidney. It's

20:00

snowing and they get the call but there's

20:02

kidneys in Omaha and they're in

20:05

like Milwaukee And so

20:07

the local news says we need a helicopter

20:09

and a plane and within 10 minutes a

20:11

guy in a helicopter Brings her

20:14

to the runway But then like a

20:16

hundred people from the town brings shovels

20:18

to open up the runway takes off

20:20

She gets to Omaha gets the kidney

20:22

wakes up the next morning in the

20:24

hospital room and everybody's surrounding her lights

20:26

coming through the window Everybody's

20:28

crying. There's balloons in the corner and

20:31

the lady goes it's a snowstorm

20:35

Where are you gonna get balloons? I

20:46

wish you were there. Yeah. Oh

20:48

had no idea. Yeah, the theaters are different

20:52

Sam do you have a market Sam? Do you have

20:54

a movie you'd like to ruin? I do What

20:58

do you describe up to the very end

21:01

very end? Could you tell us

21:03

the whole plot of a movie so that

21:05

we don't have to bother with it anatomy

21:07

of a Wait a second. Did you like

21:09

ordinary angel loved it? Well

21:12

because I was in Florida in any other state I

21:14

would have hated it. Okay. I love watching movies

21:16

with my mom Yeah, I don't know

21:18

and for some reason moms are very good

21:20

at being like here's a vehicle with seven

21:22

major stars in it You've never heard of

21:24

in your life. It's Sean Connor in Bette

21:27

Midler. You're like what? You're

21:29

like 30 times and like all right You

21:33

made that up did I yeah, there's

21:35

no such thing as a Sean Connery

21:38

Bette Midler movie features

21:49

three Highlander So

21:53

Yeah, you thought about I have

21:56

you waited I got a crab pleaser. Oh,

21:58

you're if of the You have a

22:00

bigger crowd leader than ordinary people

22:02

or whatever he says. Yep, ordinary

22:05

angel people. This is a film

22:07

you'll like anyone listening, given

22:09

the three choices. This is the one they

22:11

want. You

22:14

always have to win. It's

22:16

a penguin of Madagascar. Whoa!

22:21

I feel it hits me on the table.

22:24

Let me interrupt for just a second,

22:26

because this is a crazy coincidence. Yeah.

22:30

I just recently was on a cruise ship that,

22:32

like, in your room they show movies, but, like,

22:34

it tends to be the same movies

22:36

over and over again the whole time. And

22:39

I ended up watching, after

22:41

not having seen it for a long time, March

22:45

of the Penguins. We talked about it on

22:47

the radio show. We did. It's funny that

22:49

I actually saw it. Oh! And

22:52

it's depressing as fuck. Yes!

22:55

Really sad! It's really, their whole

22:57

situation is terrible. It's

22:59

all awful. And

23:01

it makes you feel kind of lazy about your

23:04

own life. Oh, absolutely. It's

23:06

like, yeah, I won't go to

23:08

the store to get, you know,

23:10

milk or eggs, but these fucking

23:12

penguins, they're their mates. They

23:15

go through a lot. They go

23:17

through a lot. And then just this, but the

23:19

part that really disturbed me the most is when,

23:23

when one of the penguins, like, loses

23:25

a baby, because they're trying to keep

23:27

these babies warm in, you know, freezing

23:29

temperatures, because they just have to stay there and

23:31

try to keep the babies warm. And

23:34

when the mother loses a baby,

23:37

its reaction is, oh, I'll

23:39

just try to steal someone else's baby. That's

23:42

how they react in mourning. And

23:45

everybody fights them off. They don't succeed at it.

23:48

So, Housewives of wherever,

23:50

Housewives of Antarctica, embarrassing,

23:55

that they behave that way, because penguins are so

23:57

cute. You don't expect them to... age

24:00

and you tell your child that you

24:02

were stolen from another penguin. When

24:05

they try to start their own company you

24:07

say you're just a bastard in a basket

24:10

you're not even my son. Yeah

24:14

one of them an explorer and their baby

24:16

came through during this

24:20

period of time. Would the penguin steal

24:22

any baby or does it have to

24:24

be a penguin baby? Can

24:27

you imagine living such a hard life only

24:29

in formal wear? Right

24:32

that's the other thing. They're

24:35

so dressed up with nowhere to go. No one

24:38

asks them who they're wearing. Nobody

24:41

cares. It's terrible. So Sam,

24:43

penguins is bad against

24:45

her. You're

24:49

famously bad at trivia

24:51

involving animation on the show because

24:53

you don't like children's films per

24:55

se. That is correct. So why

24:57

not only have

25:00

you seen penguins in Madagascar but you're

25:02

recommending it. Well you seemed like you'd

25:04

after the first two recommendations you wanted

25:06

something a little lighter you know

25:09

coming off of Oscar season all these films

25:11

that you're worried will upset you. So yeah

25:13

I was kind of thinking how about something

25:15

that's entirely frivolous. Yeah not

25:18

aimed at me whatsoever. No. And probably

25:21

hard to get through. Oh wait

25:24

penguins in Madagascar? No it's very easy to get through. It's

25:26

a quick watch. And there's great

25:28

shows. John Malkovich, Cumberbatch. Is

25:30

Kevin Pollack your good friend one of the

25:33

penguin people? He's not. Because don't they all

25:35

sound like they're doing Kevin Pollack? Probably. You

25:37

know what I mean. The way they're all

25:40

kind of clipped and like talking like

25:42

they're from the 20s. Hey what's going

25:44

on? Or Mark Norman that's what they

25:46

sound like. Oh yeah. Hey Werner Herzog

25:49

is also in the movie. I

25:52

am a very depressed penguin. Yes. Marching

25:54

in the blizzard. watch

26:00

the film and wait for my baby amy

26:04

oh fuck see those so uncomfortable

26:08

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26:12

is killing the big one come

26:15

but that's help me with the cumberbund cover

26:20

that was so close why is

26:23

their name bats in our bond

26:25

all right well thank you for those

26:27

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26:32

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during the break we selected

27:48

who our guests are going to

27:50

play for today so Sam was

27:52

playing for Jason and Silent Bob's

27:54

turn back and Amy's playing for

27:57

Jesse and the Pussycats and

27:59

Greg is playing for finding

28:02

Nima. Yeah.

28:06

Good job everybody. Our

28:09

first game tonight is

28:11

the IMDB game and

28:16

oh I forgot to raise my hand.

28:18

Our first game tonight is the IMDB

28:20

game. And

28:23

here's how that works is

28:25

that I am going to

28:28

start naming the top

28:31

four movies listed on a

28:33

person's every actor has

28:36

an IMDB page where at the

28:38

top it says best known for

28:40

and it lists four titles. So

28:42

I'm going to start listing off

28:44

those titles for a particular actor

28:47

or actress but you know the word actors is

28:49

supposed to cover both. And

28:53

just shout out whenever you think

28:55

you know who it is your name as

28:57

your buzzer of Sam, Greg

28:59

or Amy. Thanks

29:02

for doing your name. You'd be surprised. You

29:04

don't want to say six-sevens or even a

29:06

six-dog because Greg is

29:12

quicker. What if I think Sam knows it

29:14

do I get the point if I call

29:16

his name and he gets it well that's

29:18

a fun strategy. I've never implemented that strategy

29:20

but that would be super fun if you

29:22

could just yell somebody else's name and force

29:24

them to guess. That is not the case

29:26

here. It is a

29:29

fun. Okay yeah I know the answer

29:31

turns out I have it written

29:34

right here. But no

29:36

you just buzz in with your own name just

29:38

to get my attention. You could just make a

29:40

noise. The idea is just whoever buzzes in first

29:42

you can guess and you can guess

29:44

at any point but the trouble is if

29:47

you guess incorrectly it's a

29:49

negative point. So you

29:51

don't want to get in too soon like as

29:53

you know the first movie I mentioned there's

29:56

lots of people in that movie but you may think of

29:58

who you think it is. And

30:00

also a theme will emerge. Now Doug,

30:02

if I'm not mistaken, if after seeing

30:04

the second title, somebody rings in with

30:06

the correct answer, are they not allowed

30:08

to earn bonus points by naming the

30:10

unnamed films in the top four? That's

30:12

correct, Sam. That's why you want to

30:14

get in early. Okay. Because you will

30:16

get a point for each additional move

30:19

you can name that would be

30:21

in that person's top four. Which

30:23

is still hard to do, but

30:25

it is worth some extra points as Sam

30:28

is clearly anxious to get. I

30:31

just want to make sure everyone understands the rules.

30:33

He wants to get his hands on those points.

30:35

Don't talk about like we're babies, Sam. It was

30:37

so smooth the way you did it. Sam's planning.

30:41

It was so smooth the way you did it

30:43

though. We were two like SEAL trainers at SeaWorld.

30:45

They were in the same show. Now

30:49

Doug, don't forget to remind everybody

30:51

about how you can't just feed

30:53

anything to a picture of the

30:56

sea. Oh, like we're in the movie Free Jesse. Now

31:00

that is a call back to the commercial

31:02

break. I didn't hear that. Which

31:05

is why you want to see

31:07

the show in person. You really

31:09

miss out on things that happened

31:12

during the commercial. Because Amy will

31:14

tell you the commercial breaks on

31:16

Family Feud are really a treat. Did

31:20

I say treat? No, you didn't. All

31:23

right. So I

31:26

think you're the only person I've ever met who's been

31:28

to a Family Feud taping. We gotta

31:30

go. I'm always excited about

31:32

the tea you spilled regarding

31:36

those taping. Only seven hours long. Only

31:38

seven hours you guys. If you want to

31:40

see a half hour of people giving

31:42

dumb guesses to dumb questions. If you want to

31:45

see Family Feud coming to my family's house next

31:47

to St. Patrick's Day. See, there you go. Is

31:50

that why you do a show in St. Patrick's Day? Get out of

31:52

the house. Get out of the house? Yeah. Is

31:54

this the great Tim Simmons Get Out of the House show? I

31:57

like it. Is that pretty much what you're talking

31:59

about? I don't need your stand up at all anymore. LAX

32:03

is my, that's my happy place.

32:06

Oh no. Oh my

32:08

god. Wow. Greg,

32:11

if you need someone to talk to. Oh my

32:13

god, yeah. That is really, that was

32:15

really something. All right, wow,

32:18

for this first one, I didn't even write down

32:20

what the answer is, so I hope I got

32:22

it right now, just in my recollection. All

32:27

right, so you buzz in with your own name when you think

32:29

you know, and here we

32:31

go. Here's the first title that

32:33

this person is

32:35

perhaps, according

32:38

to the algorithm, that's known for, the

32:41

princess and the frog. Yeah.

32:53

Second title is, they live. Roddy

32:59

Roddy Piper. Buzz

33:01

in with your own name. Amy, that

33:03

is my name. That's

33:06

my nickname. Your name is Rowdy Amy. Rowdy

33:11

Amy Miller buzzes in with the guess,

33:14

same guess? No, actually can I

33:16

change it? You wanna change it? Keep David.

33:18

Wow, that is interesting. I've

33:20

never seen it happen on Jeopardy, where

33:22

someone guesses wrong, but forgets

33:25

the phrase and then the question, so they

33:27

get it guess again and then they get

33:29

it right. That's essentially what happened here, because

33:31

Keith David is the correct answer. Wow,

33:34

thank you so much. That

33:36

is a sneaky, sneaky business,

33:39

what you just pulled Amy, and I

33:41

love it. Thank you, thank you

33:44

for your help. You're on the board at one point

33:46

now. Where do you

33:48

go from there? Two more

33:50

movies. Oh Keith, oh no. With Keith

33:52

David in there, yeah. Well he's only in 700 movies, so

33:55

how could I think of a couple of more?

33:58

I went to a premiere one time. I'm

34:00

in Pete next to him. In

34:04

the lobby? No,

34:06

I mean, I was in my seat, but... He

34:12

was sitting next to me. What

34:14

do you got, Amy? Anything? Could you think

34:16

of any other movies that that tremendous actor...

34:19

Now I'm totally frozen. Right?

34:21

This is what happened. But you did

34:23

the most important part. You did that.

34:25

Probably. Yeah, you might be. I don't

34:27

think so though. It

34:29

is when you hear what one of the answers is. It's

34:31

pretty funny that he's been frozen. But

34:35

you good? I mean,

34:37

I feel really dumb, but yeah. Wait. Yeah.

34:40

He's a character actor, so it's hard to remember exactly what he's

34:42

been in. The fact that you named

34:44

him at all is impressive. That's just great. Because

34:47

he's the villain who prances with the frog, and

34:49

then he's the kick-ass buddy of Roddy Roddy Piper

34:51

in They Live. And then he

34:53

was in John Carpenter's The Fadin.

34:57

Where they were quite frozen in

34:59

that movie. And then... Delicious,

35:02

right? And then it

35:04

was also cold in space when he

35:06

was in Armageddon. Armageddon. So

35:09

many people popsicles in these films.

35:11

She got one, Amy. You're

35:13

on the board. And now it's time,

35:15

yes. Thank you so

35:17

much. That's all for our next round,

35:20

the first film. Don't forget,

35:23

like this next person has something in

35:26

common with Keith Diddedid. And

35:28

the second movie, the

35:31

other one starts with The

35:34

Green Mile. And

35:40

then... All right, I'll take a chance. Sam's

35:42

gonna go for it. Multiple

35:44

Clark's on. That is correct. Oh!

35:47

MCD, the late-grade MCD, R.I.P.

35:49

What's going on? What

35:51

do you got for additional? You

35:53

can get three more points, Sam.

35:56

You can name three more. Definitely

35:58

Armageddon is up there for... If

36:00

you say so, what else? I'm going

36:02

to say The

36:04

Whole Nine Yards and

36:07

Night at the Roxbury. Sam

36:10

Levine. Big money

36:12

maker in that movie. Sam

36:15

Levine, two out of three. Nicely

36:18

done. Number

36:20

two was Finn City. Didn't

36:23

nail that one. But you

36:25

got Armageddon and The Whole

36:27

Nine Yards. Sam had three

36:29

points. But that's not it.

36:31

It's not unsurpassable. It's not

36:33

a particular lead. Anybody has

36:35

a chance. Here's the third round,

36:37

Greg. Why'd

36:40

you say anybody had a chance? Look

36:42

at me. Quick check-in,

36:45

like, hey, you should play. I know.

36:48

Like, you should give us a try to see what

36:50

happens. I haven't even seen any of the movies you

36:52

guys have named so far. Well, there are only movies

36:54

that happen in our lifetimes, but I get it. Is

36:57

this the soda bread all over again

36:59

for you? Yeah, it is. It's like

37:01

he's the raisin. Raisin

37:04

Tetra. Round three.

37:07

Begin with what? Armageddon.

37:15

Sam's not going to take the bait. He's

37:17

not silly. Amy.

37:22

Bruce Willis. Buzz in with

37:24

your name. Amy. Who

37:26

do you think it is, Amy? Do you want to change it now? No,

37:30

I don't. You

37:33

still go to Bruce Willis? Yeah. In

37:35

correct. Am I on theme?

37:39

Is there a theme? Yeah, there is. OK. The

37:42

second film in this first film, best

37:44

known for, is The Lord

37:46

of the Rings, The Return of

37:49

the King. One

37:51

of the longest titles. Sam,

37:55

best picture. Sam. That

37:57

is going to be a good time. Yes!

38:03

Now do you dare, can you

38:05

name two more? Luke

38:07

Tyler film stand to really to

38:10

make your lead in this game. The

38:12

Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of

38:14

the Ring and the Lord of the

38:16

Rings, the Two Towers. You know, that

38:18

kind of enthusiasm. One

38:20

of those was right. Lord

38:27

of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring did

38:29

make the cut. But then for the fourth

38:31

one they went for that creepy ass math

38:33

movie, The Strangers. Oh yeah! The Strangers, it's

38:36

hard to see that movie and forget about

38:38

it or Luke Tyler.

38:40

So Sam has 17 points. Wait,

38:44

is Bruce Lewis in Armageddon? He

38:46

is, yeah. Oh, okay. That's a good guess,

38:48

then. It's not a bad guess

38:50

at all. All right.

38:56

Somebody can still catch up to Sam at this point.

38:59

It's doable. The first film,

39:03

Greg, is

39:05

a film called Fargo.

39:11

Fargo. So far we have Liv

39:13

Tyler, Michael Clark Duncan, Keith David.

39:18

Fargo starts off the first one. Sam's going for

39:20

it. Who is it, Sam? Peter

39:22

Stormare. That is correct! It

39:25

is Peter Stormare.

39:29

How many more Stormares can you name,

39:31

Sam? Well,

39:33

he's in Armageddon, that's for sure. He

39:36

is in that, but we'll see if

39:38

that's one of those best films for

39:41

him. He's a great character actor. The

39:43

Big Lebowski. And? He's

39:47

in a Chris Rock movie called Fat Company. I just

39:50

want to give that movie some attention. Give

39:52

it some attention that it deserves.

39:56

You got one, right? That's Armageddon.

40:00

And then he was also in the

40:03

Brothers Grimm and

40:05

Constantine. Those were my

40:07

next two guesses. Yeah. As

40:09

they should be. And just for

40:12

fun, the tiebreaker in this game was

40:14

going to start with Argo. Sam.

40:17

Yeah. Ben Affleck? That is correct. OK.

40:20

We're rubbing it in. All right, Sam.

40:22

All right. Yeah. They are all in

40:24

Armageddon. Thank you, Sue, for showing. Now

40:27

I know. Do you know what I thought the same one? That

40:29

they're all in Armageddon, and they all have

40:31

first names for both names. Keith

40:36

David, Michael Clark Duncan,

40:38

Liv Tyler, Bruce Willis.

40:41

Whoa. That is amazing. Am I wrong? You

40:43

should get a point for that. Yeah.

40:47

Couple of horrible first names in there,

40:49

but nonetheless. I

40:52

mean, I want to name my, if I

40:54

did have a kid, I'd name it Stormer

40:56

for sure. Yeah. My old roommate Affleck has

40:58

some words. That's

41:00

when I knew what I was wrong. He's still in the

41:02

insurance game. He's never getting out of his.

41:06

What you talk about, Willis? I

41:11

feel a little bit like, you know that nightmare

41:13

where you come

41:15

to class and you forgot to

41:17

study in Russian for the last

41:20

semester? Well,

41:22

this show is all in Russian now. That's

41:24

why it is not too many people here.

41:26

This will drive you even crazier. It was

41:28

a 50-50. Steve

41:30

Buscemi's also in both movies. I

41:34

almost said Steve Buscemi. But Buscemi's not a very

41:37

cool first name. I have a last

41:39

name. It will be

41:41

if I ever have a child. It

41:43

was a trap to get somebody to

41:45

say Buscemi as someone who's

41:47

a little bit better known for being in both

41:50

Fargo and Armageddon.

41:52

But yeah,

41:54

good job, Sam. And of course, whoever

41:57

wins the first game, doesn't really matter

41:59

that much. We're

42:03

just gonna go first in our

42:05

next game and we'll flip

42:07

the order. Well we didn't

42:09

have an order going so

42:12

we're gonna have one now. We're

42:14

gonna go Sam and Greg and then

42:16

Amy in a game that I call

42:19

Right vs. Wrong. Woo!

42:24

Do you have

42:26

a guess what this game is Sam?

42:28

I have no idea Doug. Right vs.

42:31

Wrong? It's Us vs. You. We're

42:37

pitting the worst contestants against the best

42:39

contestants in a game that was inspired

42:45

by a rather strange series of

42:47

events. A

42:50

few days ago it was pointed out to

42:52

me by Mr. Paul F. Tompkins,

42:55

friend of the show, that

42:57

cracks.com had

43:00

very recently cracked the

43:02

story that when appearing on

43:04

Doug Lewis movies, like you

43:06

know how Io Edimberi

43:08

got in shit because

43:11

she like talked a lot of shit

43:13

on a podcast about J-Lo and then you know

43:15

J-Lo comes to host SNL and is like oh

43:17

this is awkward and they made a whole thing

43:19

out of it and they made up and it

43:21

was fine. Yeah. But like now there's

43:23

this whole kind of thing where like if anybody does anything

43:25

of merit it seems like they

43:27

dig up, try to dig up some sort of thing

43:31

regarding them. So Jeffrey Wright gets

43:33

nominated for an Oscar and

43:36

even days after... I look horrified right now.

43:38

Even days after he lost the Oscar.

43:41

I'm thinking about what they have against

43:43

me if something isn't right. Exactly right.

43:45

No cracks.com comes up with

43:48

the story that on Doug Lewis

43:50

movies in 2011 Paul

43:53

F. Tompkins teased Jeffrey Wright on an episode

43:55

of the show because the subject of this

43:57

movie he was in, source code came up.

44:00

And Paul.it was funny. That.

44:03

That. Actor: Whose? why the

44:05

point out in them episode

44:07

I going To: Good actor

44:10

with all those yes, But

44:12

his bio says the he

44:14

is quite possibly the most

44:16

underrated and under appreciated actor

44:18

of a generation and it

44:20

goes online Does seem like

44:22

well this has been written

44:24

by Jeffrey Wright himself because

44:26

it's so fucking hansen. So

44:29

then Jeffrey Wright like jumps

44:31

on do twitter. Three

44:33

years. Later. The

44:36

have higher prices. This is

44:38

the weirdest to every few

44:41

that's ever happened online. It's

44:43

barely barely happens rarely. Do

44:48

you do? You didn't write a. Paper Hattiesburg

44:50

Munich beginning to be a

44:52

Duisburg Hack. Doesn't

44:55

really make any sense at all.

44:57

Thought about it all. started a

44:59

path to as far as Spotted

45:02

Five. Years.

45:08

Back and forth about the it. So

45:10

that's the whole Fertility is referred to.

45:12

as if you are strangers. The

45:15

didn't ever really about it anymore or anything

45:17

or make any sense. So. I thought

45:19

I returned the word. A celebrity

45:22

viewed ever. Ah provide feel

45:24

like it's not even in the

45:26

top one thousand but I going

45:28

to turn into a game and

45:30

that game of course is called.

45:33

right? Vs Wrong so I will.

45:35

They'll a movie title. And

45:37

then whoever is turn it is. Hard.

45:40

To tell me of that

45:42

Movie Theaters: Jeffrey Wright Academy

45:44

Award nominations are online. Or.

45:47

Park. As Hall of Famer Hollis

45:49

Thompson. Or

45:52

neither. Yeah.

45:55

So it's a real guessing game

45:57

cause said no I didn't help

45:59

like. Eric Infection. Them

46:02

as well. Now I do, you know, fuzzy

46:05

and with your now tiny suppose your father

46:07

always. Said that

46:09

you don't have a camera. His father for

46:11

know but he has every. Right that

46:13

year. guess. We're. Movie Critics.

46:16

Do. I don't know. Why are they

46:19

not Yogi? Will have passed on to me.

46:22

Because he thought it would be recruited

46:25

by to the criticized work in a

46:27

film. But. Then he also saw it

46:29

is violated the com and for Israel as where

46:31

the word had came out. For

46:34

that the first they suffer is not a

46:36

comedy songs comedians out of in their place

46:38

You act against religion, laugh fit. Right

46:42

there. Were

46:44

getting into the outfit we both in a

46:46

fantasy draft redress. You

46:49

know, either we're we're pretty good. close.

46:53

Our eyes and see we're I can. See

46:55

it on our say we were just see how it's.

46:57

Either right or on

47:00

top his or her.

47:02

And I like a civil service am.

47:05

Surprised. You example, because you have

47:07

two options to through. Human. Embryo

47:10

the okay Grail. Figure it out for

47:12

sir. I'll use my arsenal of knowledge

47:14

about those two actors yes, as a

47:16

South Korean and go back. I

47:19

already love the you've Elevated as

47:21

as as as far as an

47:24

actor alongside he sees a good

47:26

actor or right? So with this

47:28

is the first one say I.

47:32

Don't is right or knees or.

47:35

A Most of these are called. The. Giraffe.

47:42

So glad I was listed! As

47:45

you're going first, not an

47:47

advantage. New the giraffe. I.

47:51

Present you repeating it back like a spelling

47:53

bee. Can

47:55

you use it in a sir

47:57

nicer care? And you digirad is

47:59

It moves the. That

48:01

maybe one of those people and. Purpose.

48:06

I was a Jeffrey Wright or

48:08

Exam Before you have you know

48:10

how to settle down to a

48:13

boy or drag since and what

48:15

is your answer? Right of Beauty

48:18

of Like I got Confused Giraffe

48:20

is indeed a movie that features

48:22

Jeffrey Wright, arousal Nineteen, Line and

48:25

any. Of

48:27

them into the senior thesis: Samsung

48:30

A. Bore. First

48:32

different points wins. Grade

48:35

Europe. Are

48:37

you ready? Yeah. I

48:42

mean you and me? Answer versus out.

48:50

The. Film. Is

48:52

call. Spoke.

49:00

About asks asks a

49:02

lot of. Videos:

49:15

Wardrobe. Suggested

49:17

to catch myself both. Cases

49:24

this year suppose. Go

49:27

ahead and pick for move three options.

49:31

Are available Evidence say:

49:33

Paula falcons, You. Like more

49:36

targets for a film called Crime

49:38

and Seven at. The

49:42

Satire. With

49:45

such as a as. A

49:48

specific if it urges trying to

49:50

look it up because and is

49:52

run down. problem I. Remember

49:59

terrible. You by? Yes?

50:03

Soon free of relatives every

50:05

raise. Our

50:08

you know, Where. The discover.

50:12

Thompson's He Does. Not

50:15

allow rivalled Still I sort of figure

50:17

out which ones the right answer. Whether.

50:20

You look at whatever whatever way I do

50:22

it works and I have to virtue that

50:25

home cancer that many cyclists went i you

50:27

I only have to go through. Couple.

50:31

Couple thing was in the

50:33

meantime let's talk about. All

50:37

these wars they're going. To

50:40

assess the i like it I got

50:42

palestine with the boys by the way.

50:46

It's it's it's okay. Is

50:48

the giraffe recover? Their. What

50:54

was your guess? Again it was follow

50:56

us on current. Now

51:00

that at a time you

51:03

do that as a surface

51:05

as I write a me.

51:08

Neither. Is. Set

51:12

up. A set

51:14

aside for I both again. As

51:18

a as an hour and a

51:20

stadium for your job. So. Far

51:25

as I. Turned.

51:29

Around here of first. Greg.

51:33

Greg. In. A

51:37

movie called. Cement.

51:43

Immense, Immense. Immense.

51:50

Fall of Talk is a mystic within. families

51:58

that are generally go awry Is

52:00

it right? The signs are dead. Is it

52:02

Jeffrey Wright or is it neither? Nobody's in

52:04

it. It's the men's? Jeffrey

52:09

Wright. I

52:13

wanted to stick with neither! Which one

52:15

do you like? You say neither, I say neither. We're

52:17

different. Pick one. Okay, Jeffrey Wright.

52:19

That's your final answer? Yes! That

52:22

is correct! Wow! You're

52:24

bullying me! Yeah. You're

52:26

not bullied into the correct

52:28

answer. That film was for

52:30

the year 2000, and he played

52:32

a character named Nini. I

52:36

would fire him up on timers. That's the first thing I would

52:38

have brought up if I was in a

52:40

feud with him. Listen, you

52:42

Nini. All

52:45

right, so Amy's on the board,

52:47

but Sam can really take

52:49

it home right now. I

52:52

think he's home. He's

52:54

going to sleep for hours. He doesn't live at

52:56

the lab at the improv. Sam,

53:01

all the song gets Jeffrey Wright,

53:03

or neither, a motion picture called

53:06

Jack Frost. Now,

53:11

I need some clarity. There

53:13

are two Jack Frost. Oh my goodness. There's

53:16

a horror on, right? Yes, there was a

53:18

horror film, and

53:20

then there's the Michael Keaton family friendly. Oh,

53:22

that's not a horror film? Well, Jack Frost!

53:27

So which Jack Frost are we talking about? I'm

53:29

getting nuts. What?

53:34

Which Jack Frost are we talking about? We're talking about

53:36

Michael Keaton. Michael Keaton. He's a family man. Gets

53:39

turned into a snowman. Yeah. Has

53:42

to... A people popsicle. What

53:46

does he have to do? Does he just have to like, just

53:49

be a good person and turn back into a regular

53:51

person again? I mean, he's got a smoke pipe. Maybe

53:53

eat a carrot. Eat a

53:55

carrot? He's going to eat his own nose? What kind

53:57

of a snowman nightmare? He

54:00

just has to show his kids he's

54:02

gentle or something, right? Right,

54:04

which is hard to do when they're freezing to death. When

54:07

you hug them, you... And when you're a father,

54:10

you're Irish. Yeah. No!

54:15

What do you think, Dan? I'm going to guess

54:17

Jeffrey Wright. You're going

54:19

Jeffrey Wright, makes an appearance in

54:22

Jack Frost. Incorrect.

54:24

I think you were giving me a gift

54:26

there, and I appreciate that. I'm going to

54:28

go with my old friend, Paul S. Tompkins.

54:31

Greg. A film from 1998. Paul

54:35

S. Tompkins played audience member

54:37

in Jack Frost. Greg

54:40

is on the board. Thank you, audience member.

54:43

Greg is on the board. He's making this happen.

54:45

Each one of you with Paul S. Tompkins in

54:47

your own way. Amy,

54:52

we're back to you. You have a

54:54

good chance here to catch up to Sam. And

54:58

the motion picture is the 2016

55:00

remake of the Disney classic,

55:02

Pete's Dragon. Pete's

55:11

Dragon. I mean, I'm in with Paul

55:13

S. Tompkins. You think Pete? Is it animated?

55:16

It's, you know, the Dragon's animated, but

55:18

everybody else is stiff as fuck. Oh!

55:23

Humans, regulars, regular

55:25

people, I think. Okay,

55:28

I'm sticking with Paul. You're going Paul

55:30

Tompkins. That is incorrect. Sam?

55:34

I was, I was saying. You know what

55:36

to do. I was saying neither. That is what

55:38

to do. That is correct. It is neither.

55:40

Sam has won the game. Sam

55:43

is unsophable, but we're going

55:45

to find out after the

55:47

break if Greg or Amy's

55:49

ready to step up

55:51

and show Sam the door. Plus,

55:55

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56:37

my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh, that's

56:39

cool. Here at the lab at the

56:41

improv and Sam has been running away

56:43

with this today but that's his

56:49

watch. That's what he does. That's

56:51

his watch. That's what he does. That's his

56:53

watch. That's what he does.

56:55

That's his watch. That's what he does. That's

56:57

what he does. That's what he does. How does it

57:00

turn out? Nope. Until we do

57:02

it. Yep. So we're going to

57:04

play super math breaking

57:06

Sam. Oh, you're done.

57:11

Alright, this is where we are

57:13

going to get from

57:16

the people that Amy, Greg,

57:18

and Sam are playing on

57:20

behalf of, we're going

57:22

to get from them a name

57:25

of an actress. Then

57:28

the four of us, because I like to play along,

57:30

the four of us are going to take turns naming

57:33

movies. Any of those

57:35

three actresses have appeared in. So

57:38

hopefully it'll give us a

57:41

little wiggle room because it

57:43

can be tough. Hopefully no one will

57:45

say Tilda Swinton. Am I right, Greg?

57:48

Yeah. You

57:50

don't know your Tilda movies. No. She's

57:52

like a chameleon. She's hard to even. You

57:54

don't even know when you're watching a Tilda

57:56

Swinton movie. I think she was in Basquiat.

58:00

I bet you're right. You're Jeffrey Wright. I kept

58:02

waiting for you to say Foskia

58:04

because that was the only movie that

58:07

I knew. I

58:11

got very bad thoughts about that game.

58:13

Okay. So, alright. So

58:15

Sam is going to give

58:18

first once we get the

58:20

names and then we'll go

58:23

to Amy and then to me

58:25

and then wait no me

58:28

me then Amy then Greg. Alright. So we're

58:30

going this way. Alright.

58:33

Sam? Yeah. Who's

58:36

your lifeline? Jason.

58:38

Jason and Silent Ball Strikes

58:41

Back. Name and actress

58:43

sir. Sandra Bullock. Oh that's a

58:45

nice one. Oh thank you. Sandy

58:47

Bullock is always... God damn it.

58:51

It's Sandra Bernard. She's helpful.

58:53

Sandra Bullock has managed to get

58:55

into like 80% of the

58:57

movies she's been in are movies men have

58:59

actually seen. You know, like she's got a

59:01

really good high percentage for that. Alright. Amy,

59:04

your person is... Jesse.

59:07

Jesse of course. Kate

59:09

Blanchett. He's going Blanchett, comma,

59:11

Kate. Stelbla

59:14

to see in

59:16

both names. Alright. And then Greg

59:19

is playing on behalf of

59:23

Nima Finding

59:26

Nima. Can you name an actress sir? Sarah

59:29

Silverman. Oh, Sarah

59:31

Silverman. That's a fun twist.

59:36

I of course know a few of her films. Maybe

59:39

all of them. Sam and O'Brock. You

59:41

know, you got that face. We've

59:45

been friends with her for a long time. I know. Have you been

59:47

in any of her movies? You

59:49

know what? I'm not here to give you clues.

59:51

Oh okay. We're not here to help. She's performing

59:54

about 20 feet from us right now. Yeah. You

59:56

know, stay right on stage as we speak. I

59:58

gotta go. Let's all go in

1:00:00

there. Yeah, I don't know what time she goes on actually

1:00:02

but she is she's

1:00:12

true. She is in the facility

1:00:14

at some point this evening. Alright,

1:00:17

this is amazing.

1:00:19

Kate Blanchett, Sarah Silverman

1:00:21

and Sandra Bullock. And

1:00:24

we've got 14 minutes

1:00:26

remaining in

1:00:29

the show. Sam, start

1:00:32

us off. A film that features

1:00:34

any one of those amazing

1:00:37

ladies. I

1:00:39

will pick a film that stars

1:00:42

two of the... Are you doing

1:00:44

the Warner Herth song again? I

1:00:46

will pick a film that

1:00:48

features two of them. One.

1:00:50

And it's called Ocean's Eight.

1:00:54

Ah. She's

1:00:57

a lady boy. Sandy B. And

1:00:59

girl Ocean's Eight. J.D.B. Jilly

1:01:03

Ocean's movie. Any of them is a fair deal I

1:01:05

think. Alright,

1:01:08

so for my turn

1:01:10

I gotta start with, just

1:01:13

because I love her character

1:01:16

in this film, Pinellas

1:01:18

Beef on Speets. Wreck-It

1:01:21

Ralph. Yeah,

1:01:24

Amy? I mean I'm gonna go Ocean's Eight because you

1:01:26

can't do that in a loud, just

1:01:28

cheating. What do you mean?

1:01:30

Saying the same one he just said? He's a toque actress.

1:01:33

Oh yeah. I'll give her that.

1:01:35

Thank you, Greg. Alright. If Greg...

1:01:40

Greg has hosted a game show on television

1:01:42

so I do feel like, you

1:01:44

know, he's got that power. I know

1:01:47

we're short on time, but almost

1:01:49

30 years ago when I was

1:01:51

literally a teenage child doing stage

1:01:53

comedy in Manhattan, I saw Greg,

1:01:55

we were on the same show,

1:01:58

and I couldn't wait. to

1:02:00

tell him how much I loved Idiot Savants.

1:02:02

Aw. And he was so

1:02:05

nice to me, but incredulous that

1:02:07

I actually watched the show. Can you

1:02:09

see how he came out, baby? I

1:02:12

know. The remainder

1:02:14

of the fan base, but that's well. That's

1:02:16

so sweet. Thank

1:02:18

you for that. Thank you for the sweet. Wow. Yeah.

1:02:21

And you vowed that very day to beat

1:02:23

him someday. I also love that you were

1:02:25

like when I was a baby child being

1:02:27

a successful actor. No, I thought this was

1:02:29

years before I booked any acting work. Oh,

1:02:31

yeah. He was in his 40s when he

1:02:34

got free from heat. This

1:02:37

was like 96, 97 maybe? It

1:02:40

was OK. Yeah, I don't know about that. I didn't know.

1:02:42

It was a good show. I liked it too. It really was

1:02:44

a great show. When you write a book, I'll say it again. I'm

1:02:46

sorry. I brought it up the first time I read you. It's hard

1:02:48

not to bring it up if you like it. Yeah. It's

1:02:51

cool. Anyway,

1:02:53

what's happening? She said, oh, she's saying, we

1:02:56

need a rule. Oh,

1:02:58

Greg said that it's OK to say it was

1:03:00

a day twice because two of them were in

1:03:02

it. And I love that ruling. Yeah,

1:03:05

only an inch of on it. Of course. I

1:03:07

could remember that. Greg? I'm going to say

1:03:10

Speed. OK. The

1:03:12

film Speed. Yeah. As we go through this,

1:03:14

please don't just mention your favorite drugs. Like

1:03:16

try to focus on a film title. If

1:03:19

I was on Speed, I probably would be

1:03:22

answering a lot more things, but yeah. You

1:03:24

know, there'd be a hurry for us to

1:03:26

wrap it up. Sam? I'm

1:03:29

on Speed 2, Cruise Control. Yeah. Sam

1:03:32

knows full titles. I appreciate

1:03:34

it here on the show.

1:03:37

That's why I can't think of anything with that movie.

1:03:39

It's not a voice game. I think another thing

1:03:41

is I don't know. But

1:03:44

maybe it'll come up later. In

1:03:46

the meantime, I'll just go with Probably

1:03:49

My Favorite. It's

1:03:52

a very specific genre, but this is my

1:03:55

favorite movie where somebody puts in the mailbox,

1:03:57

or a writer, and someone gets it.

1:04:02

It's called the Lake out. I

1:04:04

thought he was going to say it.

1:04:07

Of all the postal time travel

1:04:09

movies, this is my favorite. Like

1:04:13

it takes time travel and slows it down

1:04:15

to like what the Postal Service does. It's

1:04:19

about time that that

1:04:22

happened. Amy? I'll

1:04:25

go with Miss Congeniality. Of

1:04:27

course, because of course Greg knows the

1:04:29

full title of the sequel. Miss

1:04:32

Congeniality. He

1:04:35

doesn't know the words to her. I

1:04:41

don't. Guess

1:04:44

what you think it is. Miss

1:04:46

Congeniality. She did it again.

1:04:51

I don't think you could do that. It would

1:04:53

be hard to win Miss Congeniality more than once.

1:04:57

People are on to you by the second time.

1:05:00

But what's another Sandy B or Cate Blanchett?

1:05:04

Let's go with Gravity. We

1:05:06

still got plenty of Silverman action here

1:05:08

to do. Gravity of

1:05:10

course is how Sandra

1:05:13

Bullock did it. I was about to say won an Oscar,

1:05:15

but she didn't win for that. What did

1:05:17

you win for, Sam? Miss Congeniality too,

1:05:19

Armand Fuggly. That is correct. That

1:05:21

is correct. No, I was looking

1:05:23

for, this is my answer, The

1:05:25

Blind Side. Which

1:05:28

isn't that fun that that kid from The Blind Side

1:05:30

came out and said they were terrible. That

1:05:33

true story turned out to be shocking. It

1:05:36

turned out to be a real bummer. You

1:05:39

knew at the time, Amy. Did

1:05:42

you see that movie at the time? You

1:05:44

didn't fall for it? No.

1:05:47

It's a pretty sweet movie. As

1:05:49

a white woman myself. What's

1:05:52

your next answer? I'm

1:05:55

going to go with Carol. Good

1:05:58

old Carol. nice

1:06:01

Christmas film you watch

1:06:03

it with your mother don't you cry what's the one

1:06:10

where she's a cop oh that is

1:06:13

called the

1:06:17

badly the cop the cop yeah I didn't

1:06:19

say that one cuz I wasn't sure about

1:06:21

the dog I'm not giving it away but

1:06:26

yeah what about

1:06:29

Sarah Silverman what's your favorite you've seen her

1:06:32

in movies over the years that's

1:06:34

how comics respond to

1:06:37

people succeeding yeah yeah no

1:06:45

she's a clown was she in shakes

1:06:47

the clown she should have been but

1:06:49

no she's a

1:06:51

little 15 at the time I don't

1:06:55

know not who I can't

1:06:57

name you got any more capable

1:07:06

you want to go to your lifeline yeah let's go

1:07:08

to your lifeline who's

1:07:10

playing who you play for Nima what do you got

1:07:12

in the movie for many of these actresses he

1:07:18

wasn't even ready for

1:07:21

you while

1:07:24

you were sleeping starring Sandy Bullock and

1:07:28

also describing how I'm playing

1:07:30

this game yeah wake up

1:07:32

Greg I need

1:07:34

some time it's time to win yeah

1:07:36

you know if something almost gets mentioned

1:07:38

I feel an obligation right that's fair

1:07:40

you don't need it you know I

1:07:43

have a friend

1:07:47

let me make a

1:07:49

proposal yep Amy just

1:07:52

take the heat again I

1:08:00

feel good about it. I don't like winkers. No,

1:08:03

you've never been a winker. You've never been

1:08:05

a winker. One letter away from wankers. Okay,

1:08:09

what's the proposal? Uh, you

1:08:11

know, I'm a fucking... I'm an idiot. I

1:08:14

thought you really were going to give

1:08:16

me the details please. I

1:08:19

don't have a proposal for you.

1:08:22

Okay, alright. Um, I'm going to

1:08:24

go with Elizabeth. Okay,

1:08:26

who's in that? Oh yeah, yeah. She's

1:08:30

royalty. Yeah, I

1:08:32

was confusing with Elizabeth's town. Oh

1:08:34

yeah, very different. She's about

1:08:36

ten of shoes. Was she ever in

1:08:38

a Wes Anderson movie? I bet.

1:08:40

Who's Sheets? Yeah, which

1:08:43

one? Hey Blanchett. Uh, I think

1:08:45

there's a chance, yeah. Do you want to just guess one?

1:08:47

Royal Tenenbaums? No.

1:08:50

Doug, I don't know why you asked me to do

1:08:52

this show. I

1:08:54

don't know anything about movies. Who could

1:08:56

be like, hey, let's podcast together, and

1:08:58

I can't come to Doug's movies. Yeah,

1:09:01

I know. I mean, I

1:09:03

love doing it, and I love

1:09:05

doing it, especially with Sam, because he's impressed.

1:09:07

Yeah, no, there's no reason to, like, have

1:09:09

any suspense. Like, you want to know you're

1:09:12

going to lose before it even starts. Yeah,

1:09:14

yeah, yeah. So at least

1:09:16

you had that. You know what I mean? Like, everybody

1:09:18

on the Oscars, when they win, they go, oh, I

1:09:20

wasn't expecting this. I'm so surprised. Well,

1:09:22

you are one of the five, so there was

1:09:24

a chance. Right. Yeah, yeah. So

1:09:27

maybe look into an accepted speech, because the

1:09:29

chance exists. Yeah. It said every person gets

1:09:31

up there going, I didn't expect this. Oh,

1:09:33

you're the greatest actor of our generation, but

1:09:35

go on. Anything? No.

1:09:39

You want to go to Nima a second time? Yeah. Nima,

1:09:42

what else have you got? School of Rock.

1:09:44

School of Rock. Who's in that? Sarah Silver.

1:09:47

Oh, yeah, she was great. She plays

1:09:49

Nick, Nima's girlfriend. Okay. Yeah,

1:09:51

she's a bitch. Yeah.

1:09:55

Sam? The

1:09:57

Life Aquatic with Steve Zeesu. Yeah, that's the West

1:09:59

Anderson movie. We were looking for

1:10:01

yeah Okay,

1:10:15

ma'am yep Thor

1:10:18

Ragnarok nice. Oh,

1:10:21

who is it not? Yeah,

1:10:25

you know Jesse's gonna have one for you when you're

1:10:28

ready for ya He's

1:10:30

thinking more after this I like it Maestro

1:10:34

my stro Really

1:10:37

are just girls There's

1:10:40

silverman's in maestro All

1:10:43

right, so Greg you want to pronounce yourself out

1:10:46

Not unless you think of anything when I got a

1:10:49

name again. I mean I love going in email. I

1:10:53

Really do find them Who's

1:10:58

in that Kate Yeah,

1:11:00

there you go all right Greg

1:11:02

still alive When

1:11:07

we started it, but you know I'm a completist Elizabeth

1:11:10

the Golden Age Oh How

1:11:17

about oh Love

1:11:22

post in number nine nice. These

1:11:24

are the back pocket read that off the sheet.

1:11:26

No, I was reading I was reading I was

1:11:28

reading Sandra Bullock That

1:11:33

was all I needed which one Wait

1:11:42

you just fix that cuz

1:11:45

we didn't say that other one oh Wait

1:11:48

which part The

1:11:51

part that's not right. I

1:11:53

mean the part that is right What

1:11:56

yeah, yeah, then what you I

1:12:02

lost what I said. Where did that come from? Oh,

1:12:05

from Miss Congeniality 2. But he

1:12:07

already guessed that. Oh, you already said

1:12:10

it? Yeah. Oh, OK. Sorry. We're

1:12:13

both kind. No,

1:12:15

I forgot that he had said it. So I

1:12:17

was just so excited you were kind of stumbling

1:12:19

into it. That's why I was so confused. But

1:12:21

yeah. All right. Well, let's try. Greg's

1:12:24

still out. I'm out. Wait, I have another guess.

1:12:26

Oh, OK. August

1:12:30

Osage County. There's

1:12:32

so many women in this film. They're

1:12:34

all over 40. Julie Roberts is none

1:12:37

of these ladies, unfortunately. I can't believe

1:12:39

I'm on the order. Great job. So

1:12:41

yeah, buddy? What else you got? Well,

1:12:46

there's the net. The

1:12:50

net. Yeah. The net. The

1:12:52

Sandra Bullard. Yeah. Now,

1:12:56

no offense, but I'm giving all of

1:12:58

the panelists today two weeks notice. That

1:13:00

was coming. Sam?

1:13:03

You just proposed. Yeah. What

1:13:07

was that one in the jungle with that hit, Lost

1:13:09

City? Yes. What else you got? TAR.

1:13:14

TAR's. Plant Chen, of course. What was the

1:13:16

one, what do you want when she won the Oscar

1:13:18

for the Blue Jazz? Oh, Blue Jazz? And

1:13:20

then nobody said my favorite Sarah Silverman

1:13:22

movie, Screwed. Right. And

1:13:25

it's using that, what's that one about Waltzing?

1:13:28

The Waltz? Oh, Take This Waltz. Take This

1:13:30

Waltz. It is not about Waltzing. False advertising.

1:13:32

If you're not taking, you're right. It's about

1:13:34

a cookbook and adultery.

1:13:37

Yeah. What more do

1:13:39

you need? That's why I thought of

1:13:41

Julie and Julia. All right, so congratulations.

1:13:43

Sam Levine is our winner. What

1:13:47

a surprise. What

1:13:49

is the most essential episode ever?

1:13:52

Sam. We'll

1:13:55

have you back very soon. But in the meantime,

1:13:57

please promote yourself. What would you like to promote?

1:14:00

cameo of course you know I'm on cameos

1:14:02

and find me there but also two

1:14:05

days from now oh my god

1:14:07

right on top of it Wednesday

1:14:09

night I am taking part in

1:14:11

a charity 24-hour live stream dystopia

1:14:15

tonight.com it's

1:14:17

it's benefiting MS and I'm

1:14:22

doing the graveyard shift I'm on at 1

1:14:24

a.m. from 1 a.m. to 2 a.m. Pacific

1:14:26

time late the

1:14:28

evening of Wednesday March 27th

1:14:30

early yeah early morning of

1:14:33

Thursday the 28th so

1:14:35

come to that link and find me

1:14:37

and donate and have fun. I

1:14:39

love that. I

1:14:41

call him Samio.

1:14:44

Great but Simmons. I made up a podcast

1:14:46

at the beginning but tell us your real

1:15:04

podcast. Well first of all I want to

1:15:06

say once again I come in behind Sam I have 2

1:15:09

a.m. shift. Oh you do?

1:15:11

Oh okay so come for

1:15:13

Sam stay for great. The

1:15:16

podcast is Fintz Dog Radio

1:15:18

and Sunday Papers and

1:15:20

Childish. There's three. Also

1:15:23

I'm coming to Boca Raton on April

1:15:25

3rd and then just let's

1:15:27

let that sit in because there's a lot

1:15:29

of listeners in Boca. Boca

1:15:32

Raton on what date? Oh people

1:15:36

it's April 3rd. I would love it if

1:15:38

anybody went to your zone Boca after hearing

1:15:41

this. That'd be so neat. Yeah

1:15:45

and then Tampa on April 4th through

1:15:47

the 6th I'm all over Florida. That's

1:15:49

a hot bed. You're just there for

1:15:51

the movies right? Yes I like to

1:15:53

you know slow it down. I

1:15:56

like to interact with the audience. The thing is at

1:15:58

that age they don't even know they're talking out. loud

1:16:00

in here. They're just ordinary angels,

1:16:02

Greg. That's just all right. Nobody.

1:16:04

You got nothing for it. You

1:16:06

know, and they, all people need

1:16:09

to be careful because they're slipping,

1:16:11

their thoughts slip out. Yeah. Yeah.

1:16:13

They really are. They're really a

1:16:15

very blurry line. Like, this is

1:16:17

how I'm feeling right in this

1:16:19

moment. Yep. It's hot in here.

1:16:21

Well, okay, but we're watching March

1:16:23

of the Penguin. Get

1:16:27

with the program, na-na. Amy Miller,

1:16:29

what would you like to

1:16:32

promote? Yeah, it's all be here

1:16:34

in this exact room on May 6th

1:16:36

for the Netflix festival. Netflix is a joke.

1:16:39

Netflix is a joke. Doing

1:16:41

a show with my friend Blair Safkey, who's also

1:16:43

been on the podcast. She's great. Also, the

1:16:45

best. Come see me in Washington

1:16:47

DC at the DC Comedy Loft

1:16:51

around May 30th. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah.

1:16:53

That week at May 30th to June 30th. I

1:16:55

can't remember if it's 31 or if I'm doing

1:16:57

this seriously. It's

1:17:00

on May 9th. When you're

1:17:02

an old road dog like me.

1:17:04

It doesn't matter. People just show

1:17:06

up. DC Comedy

1:17:09

Loft and amymillercomedy.com. That's

1:17:11

it. That's amymillercomedy.com. I

1:17:14

love it. I love it. His

1:17:17

shoes don't really fit in the bag very well. He's

1:17:19

not going to fit on his feet, so it's perfect.

1:17:22

That's right. Who

1:17:27

are you playing for, Sam? Who are

1:17:29

you playing for? Jason. Oh, Jason. That's

1:17:31

right. Congratulations, Jason. You

1:17:34

are the closest person to being able to actually

1:17:36

wear these shoes. You can

1:17:38

put any fun color shoe lace that you

1:17:40

purchase yourself on

1:17:43

those shoes. Just make them a real fun

1:17:45

pair of shoes to go

1:17:47

out in. They look like

1:17:49

Bumblebee. They look like Bumblebee,

1:17:52

like the Transformer a little

1:17:54

bit. The Benson movie

1:17:56

interruption is back at Dicey Tyburn, LA

1:17:59

on April 9th. second and the

1:18:01

next Douglas movies we're doing Wednesday

1:18:03

next month here at the lab

1:18:05

at the Improvids Wednesday April 17th

1:18:07

so come out to that if you can. Do

1:18:10

any of you on stage have a favorite last

1:18:12

line from a motion picture? I like to close

1:18:14

with a last line. Sam is

1:18:16

nodding and Greg and Amy are looking at

1:18:18

me like I got one. We barely know

1:18:20

anything. Why ask

1:18:23

us such a specific, what's

1:18:25

yours Greg? Top Gun,

1:18:27

the first one. Yeah, what do they say

1:18:29

at the end? You can ride on my

1:18:31

wing anytime. And

1:18:34

is that a man talking to a

1:18:36

woman or another man? That would be

1:18:38

Ice Man talking to Tom Cruise. Oh

1:18:40

really? That's the last line in the

1:18:42

movie? Maverick? Yeah, Maverick. He talks to

1:18:45

Iceman and then like his girlfriend

1:18:47

is just like sitting at home

1:18:49

because he has a whole love interest

1:18:51

in that movie that seems real. The new

1:18:53

Maverick is the fake love interest just to

1:18:56

have one. Yeah. There's no chemistry. When you

1:18:58

say last line it's the last line I

1:19:00

remember hearing. There you go. See

1:19:03

that's my problem. I think the last line,

1:19:06

that circuit says the last line from the Top Gun to

1:19:08

me is I feel the need or

1:19:11

the other one take

1:19:14

me home or what does

1:19:16

Meg Ryan say? Oh, play

1:19:18

that song again. Kiss me, fuck

1:19:20

me goose. That's it, that's all.

1:19:22

Kiss me, fuck me goose. And

1:19:25

weirdly she's not talking to her

1:19:27

boyfriend. He got him big

1:19:29

babe because he watched her fuck a goose. She

1:19:32

turned away and told him goose because people are

1:19:34

cruel. People are terrible. All

1:19:37

right. I say the last line and I heard

1:19:39

and you'll see it. Yeah. There's

1:19:41

a snowstorm. What do you mean? The

1:19:57

film is 2012. The world's ended. Oh

1:20:00

my god. Humanity is alive

1:20:02

on a couple of giant

1:20:04

ships. Yeah. And the

1:20:06

last line is a young girl looking

1:20:09

up at John Cusack and letting

1:20:11

him know, no more

1:20:13

pull-ups. She

1:20:15

used to wet the bed. That's

1:20:18

real. The last line. Wait, what? You're doing it.

1:20:20

Take place here. Well, the movie came out in

1:20:22

2009. Seven years ago. Oh, oh, I see. But

1:20:24

it takes place in 2012. Here's the

1:20:26

title. The mind's pre-empting the end of the world. And

1:20:29

they did have pull-ups. I was

1:20:31

lost. Right. I thought, sorry. Because

1:20:33

didn't that same director make

1:20:36

a movie about like Caveman being obliterated? 10,000

1:20:38

BC. Yeah. Yeah.

1:20:41

So I was thinking of that. And I was like,

1:20:43

no more pull-ups. Yeah. Really ahead of her time. She

1:20:46

stopped using a thing that hasn't been invented yet.

1:20:48

Yep. I love it. She didn't stop shitting in

1:20:50

her pants. I think

1:20:53

it was just a little one. That is a great one, Sam.

1:20:55

That is really great. What was the last line of raising Arizona?

1:20:57

I don't know what goes on it.

1:20:59

Oh. Oh. Or maybe it was

1:21:01

another state. Or maybe it was

1:21:03

something. It's a different state. Yeah. Yeah.

1:21:06

I don't know what's on it. I don't

1:21:08

know what's on it. So thank you,

1:21:10

everybody, for being here. Thank you to The

1:21:12

Impromptu. Thank you to Sam Levine, Greg from

1:21:14

Sam and Amy Miller. Oh. As

1:21:21

he writes, I will be your friend.

1:21:29

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1:21:31

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