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and I love movies. And

1:38

this is Doug Loves Movies. Yeah!

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once again from the

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improv lab at the

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world-famous Hollywood West Hollywood

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it never rains exam for

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now now is the Simpsons

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and song is So one

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time it rains and now

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it's time for everyone's most.

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2:20

so that is. So. Plugs,

2:26

Us Okay, two or three of

2:28

you are pretty excited about it's

2:30

about said saw these sick that

2:32

keeps me going that makes me

2:34

excited to do these segments. I

2:36

had a great time in a

2:39

Bakersfield at the Well Comedy club,

2:41

winks at math you know, recording

2:43

this early? that's happening this week

2:45

said. But I had a great

2:47

times and I'll be back someday.

2:49

With the Douglas movies taping like

2:51

answer that I'm pro I promise

2:53

you. Must Vegas! I

2:55

have a headline a as a

2:57

Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club at the

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length of Friday and Saturday March

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first and second all of my

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day to day to lakes are

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as Douglas movies.com. Dance.

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Ah, safely dives and I'm finally

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before volume. I guess out here

3:23

was off the prize bag. It's

3:25

yes, yes, another one of these

3:28

big duffel bags from on a

3:30

group called on the road. That

3:32

helps the. Vans. And

3:35

comedians is traveling your entertainers the

3:37

help them out by giving him.

3:40

A big laundry bag like this. Since

3:42

I've been he does in Israel the

3:44

so to of of now so go

3:46

to war to go. but this is

3:48

the prize tonight. I. Don't

3:50

know if there's any drone enthusiasm.

3:53

In the audience but I received of

3:56

a few years ago as the South

3:58

by Southwest schools as well. Where

4:01

I'll be returning again. With the Douglas

4:03

movies taping it in a few weeks,

4:05

but they gave away at all the

4:07

comedians. We each got our own drone.

4:09

There's like a drone in this box

4:11

and I'm just not. I'm not a

4:13

drone percent. I don't have anything I'd

4:15

wanna do with a drone. Ah, you

4:17

know, if it were the eighties I'm

4:19

I want to use it to spy

4:21

on some girls in a in a

4:23

locker room. but. These

4:26

days. Another what you do the drone

4:28

other than disturb people and upset people.

4:30

But if you're as drone enthusiast

4:32

I hope you witness tonight's and

4:34

and the big beautiful the bag

4:36

that it comes in slifka tonight's

4:39

guess out here. What do you

4:41

say? Please Wow to Guy Branum

4:43

trades how to read most. Oh

4:51

my goodness, Happy New Year Do! hey?

4:53

would you mind if I start with

4:55

this are quick rendition of Taylor Swift's

4:57

Cruel Summer. I was discussing it. Yeah,

5:01

I think that's okay. Are

5:03

you still stuck? No.

5:05

I was wires good mans

5:08

lot of where I. Still

5:12

say happy Hour Ago

5:14

as me them all

5:16

individually and alphabetically by.

5:19

A first name. Piece.

5:22

Headlined a the Elisa Theater in

5:24

L Ea May seventh As far

5:26

as with Netflix is a job

5:28

as well as Guy Ran. Closer

5:32

to be here. Yes!

5:36

think you ever exciting as very

5:38

exciting than fixes a joke festival

5:40

ever. All of the comedians in

5:42

Los Angeles doing comedy of a

5:44

week at all the cards the

5:46

do comedy all the time. Federal

5:48

says oh yes like if you

5:50

go out and clubs. We normally

5:52

see comedy there's gonna be comedy as

5:55

or that for fear for their name

5:57

on it and they will be in

5:59

after. No one goes to. Oh

6:01

really? The after party? The Dead. Sea.

6:05

Says there that affects us are

6:07

added resists about you is a

6:09

hard follow question like that's as

6:11

a thank you for being here.

6:13

How's your Oscar season than guy

6:16

He has been thrilling as I

6:18

mean I have so much hope

6:20

for Lily Gladstone. It's but watching

6:22

Emma Stone com and right really

6:24

like throw elbows be present these

6:27

last couple of weeks now Sondra

6:29

who are coming out of nowhere

6:31

like it's just ah it's a

6:33

thrill minutes yes. The. Movie

6:35

about the explosion and will win

6:37

Everything but there will be bright lights

6:40

I get to be excited about

6:42

by exposing you mean Barbies to

6:44

self awareness. With that exploded from her

6:46

plastic bag, what could be more

6:48

powerful? As

6:51

well side a little bit

6:53

more about the oscar movies.

6:55

probably a as we proceed

6:58

but levy introduce the next

7:00

person on stage he is

7:02

guy add new book out

7:05

called. Sub Culture Vulture as most

7:07

a cancer area. Yes,

7:12

Can I talk about a couple lived? it's

7:14

to serve. I forgot to mention that are

7:16

going to be a Tacoma this this very

7:18

weak and and in Madison. Later in

7:20

the month of then then I'll be a bad,

7:23

very same. Strangely enough, I. Was also

7:25

asked to perform on the networks as

7:27

a joke ah festival at the to

7:29

our May twelve and they invited me

7:31

to the secret good afterparty. Ah so

7:33

that's very cool. kind of a tiered

7:35

thing I think probably it's it's complicated

7:38

by time it's to says fun to

7:40

be it's fun. it's l A to

7:42

turn in his his can be so

7:44

festive family comedy town of for all

7:46

these years On the subject is years.

7:48

I think the best part of any

7:51

comedy festival is looking at the poster

7:53

to see which font. Size. You guys

7:55

are yeah, like oh I am

7:57

third from smallest. Go for you.

8:00

On the the worst part is

8:02

when there are not enough comedians

8:04

on the festival to justify a

8:06

variegated Fr. Troy, you could have

8:08

put them all. And in the

8:10

big far, you didn't ask that

8:12

many people. This is just to

8:14

humiliate a few of these comedians.

8:17

I'm. Just excited. Seventy Five said Variegated

8:20

fired on his podcast of it never

8:22

comes Out when I just love It

8:24

And it sets a perfect description for

8:27

what that is that you were talking

8:29

about. How

8:32

is your book to ergo advance and

8:34

a statement? Always rising name's It's good,

8:36

it's almost over. I'm so I'm is

8:38

a funny thing about a book as

8:40

you work so long on it that

8:42

by the time it's tended to press

8:44

like you. Been thinking about it for

8:46

three years and. You're ready to stop

8:48

talking about it as so it's been a it's

8:51

been. I'm glad that I can see the light

8:53

at the end of the tunnel, but I'm super

8:55

proud of the book and I are as been

8:57

a really fun time. Bobcat Goldthwait did the last

8:59

live a book thing and it was really awesome

9:01

because he showed up and eat said to me

9:03

in the Green Room or to be honest with

9:05

you I did not read the book and I

9:08

glass okay Bobcat, you tube it, generally know what

9:10

it's about. He goes. I have to be honest

9:12

with you. I have no idea what this book

9:14

is about us and he was a perfect denton.

9:16

Probably the one of the best. Moderate as

9:18

a had the whole to write as

9:20

he was interested he hadn't read it

9:22

on our anniversary was only have to

9:25

talk to about it. Let's create our

9:27

see bone cancer and soon I can't

9:29

talk about yep we got it at

9:31

A so coming up together now I'm

9:33

excited about Ah and finally. And

9:36

ah, He. No

9:38

apologies train for making

9:40

his own assessed it's

9:43

trade route or everybody.

9:47

hello i'm glad to be back there you're

9:49

not here like specifically to promote anything you're

9:51

just here to win yeah i'm here for

9:53

them and yeah balzac updates and books is

9:56

here but when i have to talk about

9:58

him as are no rules awesome I'm

10:00

just saying that that's not what I called you

10:02

and said hey you want to do the show

10:05

you didn't call me Say I've got a book

10:07

called subculture vulture. Oh, yeah, that's available now. Yeah,

10:09

I'll be in Helium in Indianapolis

10:11

this weekend when this comes out I'll be

10:13

at the DC improv and a bunch of

10:15

other places after that go to try Crowder

10:17

calm And I will not be at

10:20

the festival you guys are speaking with so much disdain

10:22

about LA at the

10:24

end of this month. They didn't call all of them.

10:26

No, we're all excited that we're gonna be doing it

10:28

We feel bad for you. You're not a part of

10:31

a game here was big festival. Yeah, but yeah, I'm

10:33

glad to be here Well,

10:35

thank you for being here and Before

10:39

we play some games tonight Let's

10:41

visit recommendation nation. That's where I

10:44

ask each of my guests to

10:46

recommend one Motion

10:48

picture it could be one of these ones.

10:50

It's in the hunt right now for best

10:53

picture or just something else that you managed

10:56

to see recently That

10:58

you would you think others would

11:00

enjoy let's start with guy Branham I

11:04

am of course going to talk about an

11:06

Academy Award nominee from 1961 So

11:10

Quentin Tarantino owns a couple of rep

11:13

theaters here in LA and the Vista

11:15

has been doing attributes to IV technicolor

11:18

And they showed flower drum song my

11:20

favorite musical the first Hollywood movie to

11:22

have a majority Asian cast It's a

11:24

Rogers and Hammer scene musical a lot

11:27

of people don't know that it exists

11:30

Also the last movie to have a

11:32

majority the last Hollywood movie to have

11:34

a majority Asian guest until the Joy Luck

11:36

Club 30 years later So

11:39

I'm sure it's streaming somewhere. It's

11:41

so good. It's full of bangers

11:43

and Everyone in it

11:45

is a goddamn star and you should

11:48

watch flower drum song Wow,

11:51

what is that? Quite a speech for flower

11:53

drum song Applaud

11:55

if you'd never heard of it until he just spoke

11:57

of it That's

12:00

what we need people like you out there

12:02

guy just to school and people about Movies

12:05

they hadn't heard now now plot if you're

12:07

gonna watch it That's

12:11

so easy is that they're clap You're

12:16

not gonna where you think it's playing do you know

12:18

is it on a streamer? I

12:20

mean, I don't know I would hope that it

12:22

is but of course your probably speech was so

12:24

impassioned That's like saying don't forget to vote on

12:26

I don't know the number of the initiative But

12:30

be sure to vote for it, but

12:32

yeah, it's probably available Somewhere

12:35

I always hate those dead ends though when you

12:37

get excited About seeing something

12:39

it's not on any of the goddamn streams you have

12:41

not even voodoo I think I

12:44

think there's a special thrill in realizing the

12:46

only way to watch something is on YouTube

12:48

with Portuguese subtitles That's

12:52

not sound like a good way.

12:54

I feel like it's an ethical

12:56

choice to pirate Once you've gone

12:58

to every streamer, and it's not available if it's

13:00

out. That's when I'm going to pirate bay Okay,

13:03

I try to never go there because

13:05

you know I have just a fear

13:07

of pirates in general This is scary,

13:10

but if you get to know them

13:12

they welcome you into their community Okay

13:16

Before they burn it all down I

13:19

only know the only thing I know about pirates. I learned

13:21

it from that right it is you and the

13:24

haunted mansion all right so Okay,

13:27

who's next who wants to train you I go

13:29

next what do you want to recommend? You

13:33

said awards season stuff you guys over there talking about

13:35

Anatomy of the fall and poor things and all this

13:37

stuff, and I knew this is gonna happen on the

13:40

way up here I was like I'm

13:42

just saying like y'all y'all seen the equalizer 3

13:47

Then they'll sure kicks a lot of ass

13:49

and that one if you know this but

13:51

it's available on Netflix now Yeah, I've fallen

13:53

behind how did it explain Queen Latifah? Your

13:55

agree as a light of what university are

13:57

the universe Yeah,

14:00

they don't draw them together very well. It's not

14:02

exactly the MCU. She's

14:05

not related to him on her show.

14:07

She's just an equalizer on her own.

14:10

I think equalizer, I think. I don't

14:12

watch all the CBS originals. You think

14:14

she got the idea to be the

14:16

equalizer from Denzel? From Denzel? Or she

14:19

just happens to be equalizing? I

14:22

guess it's like an ass-kicking,

14:24

papal and mamaw franchise. So

14:26

is that your favorite movie?

14:29

Equalizer 3, your favorite movie? It's

14:31

just the thing I watched and I was

14:33

high and he was badass in it. But

14:35

last night, me and my wife watched Dicks,

14:37

the musical. Right. It's

14:42

pretty wild. Yeah, pretty sure.

14:44

But it includes a number which

14:47

repeatedly states that God

14:50

rhymes with sagot. Right? In any

14:53

movie that does that gets my

14:55

vote. So

14:57

I think that Dicks, the musical, they really push the boat

14:59

out. Yeah,

15:02

movies come up a few times. I

15:05

think I even recommended it on a

15:07

previous episode because if

15:09

you've seen it, it's... Wow. It's

15:12

pretty memorable. Wow. Yeah,

15:14

pretty entertaining time. I

15:16

know that's available on

15:19

one of the streamers. Max. It's on

15:21

Max. Oh, that Max,

15:23

man. I love Max. Today, we tried to

15:25

watch something on there. It was really fun

15:27

trying to watch something on Max. It

15:30

didn't quite ever happen, but it was fun trying.

15:32

It was fun watching the thing spin around. You

15:35

know, it used to be HBO. Do you think

15:37

HBO went to them at some point after enough

15:39

of seeing like the wire put

15:41

beside Fuckboy Island on the

15:43

homepage or whatever? HBO was like, hey, could

15:45

you take our name off this shit? Do

15:47

you think that's what happened? I don't know

15:50

how they came up with the whole let's

15:52

abandon a name that's been like, you know,

15:54

pretty strong symbol

15:56

of entertainment in America for

15:58

many years. Let's just call it

16:00

Max. Right. I think

16:02

all entertainment business management for the last

16:04

five years has to be of the

16:07

producers. Like it has to be

16:09

for some reason they are making money by destroying

16:11

the... My family, yeah. Yeah,

16:13

it's absolutely success through failure and

16:16

they just get bigger bonuses as

16:18

their movies get permanently shelved. I'm

16:21

talking to you, Ak, Coyote,

16:26

Wiley Coyote versus Akme. There's

16:28

a fun comedy festival coming up though. The

16:31

Max is a joke festival. Oh, me. That's

16:34

going to be actually very, very cool. I'm

16:37

also looking forward to the Paramount Plus

16:39

is now merging with Showtime Festival. That

16:41

should be pretty fun.

16:44

All right, Moshe, what do you think? Do

16:47

you have a movie you'd like to push?

16:49

You're not going to believe this, but I'm

16:51

actually going to suggest a movie that's a

16:53

combination of Trey and Guy's which is the

16:56

Oscar not yet nominated

16:58

musical, Killers

17:01

of the Flower Drum Moon

17:03

song. The

17:08

best movie I've seen so far this year is Anatomy

17:11

of a Fall, but a lot of people have seen that. I

17:14

just watched Monsters, which is this, I

17:16

think it's Core Ida, the guy

17:18

who directed Shoplifters, his new movie and it was one

17:20

of the best things that I've seen. It's like a

17:22

weird Rashomon. I can't even say

17:24

anything about it because it's all

17:27

about revealing its secrets to you, but it was

17:29

really one of the best movies I've seen all

17:31

year. Monsters with an S. I believe it's Monsters

17:33

or Monster. It's one of the two. Charlize Theron

17:35

is Monster, right? Then it's

17:37

Monsters. Christina

17:41

Ricci was kind of unpleasant too. That

17:46

movie was just called Monster. They

17:49

just only one titular monster. Where

17:53

can people see this movie, Moshe? Where did

17:55

you... Rock, did you find

17:57

it out there? I also watched it at

17:59

a friend's house and he... had it so

18:01

I also cannot recommend what streamer it is

18:03

on. I'm like guy. Were your friends super

18:05

busy? Do you want me to call him

18:07

and ask him what's... Do you think people could come

18:09

by and... Oh yeah. Do you think he'd like to

18:11

watch it again? That would actually be cool. It's actually

18:14

in the Netflix as a joke festival is watch a

18:16

movie with Zed. I

18:19

mean yeah that sounds like a good show

18:22

for their festival I think.

18:24

Alright so that's an interesting flower

18:28

drum song, Monsters and Dicks the

18:30

Musical. If

18:33

you're out there saying you know there's nothing to

18:35

watch these are three

18:37

things you could probably watch if

18:39

you seek them out. So thanks

18:41

for your recommendations guys and we

18:43

have to go to

18:46

our first commercial break. We will be right back.

18:54

We're back! Yay!

19:00

We picked some name tags during

19:02

the break so for the listeners

19:04

let me recap. Guy is playing

19:06

for the Terranminator and

19:09

Moshe is playing for Big

19:11

Tromb in Little China and

19:14

Trey is playing for

19:16

Shane's, Trey's and Automobiles.

19:19

The Trey's of course was a

19:22

last minute substitution when we

19:24

realized that Trey's and Trey are just right

19:26

there. It is. It was right there for

19:28

the taking. Alright

19:31

so this first game we're going to play

19:33

tonight is going to determine which

19:35

one of those three people is going home

19:38

with a drone. I mean

19:42

if nothing else is raining out you can hold the

19:45

box over your head and keep

19:48

it from getting you wet so it will

19:50

be a useful drone right away. The first

19:53

game we're going to play tonight though is

19:55

something that I call Purple Rain Man. This

20:01

is a movie mash-up title

20:04

game. I'll name the third

20:06

build actors in a movie

20:09

mash-up title that I created.

20:12

Then I'll name the second build

20:14

and the first. You can guess

20:16

as often as you'd like, first

20:18

person on stage to tell me

20:20

the correct full movie

20:23

mash-up title I'm looking for. Is

20:26

the winner? Any questions? So

20:29

you name both of the third build? I'll say

20:31

the third build from the first movie in the

20:33

title and then from the second movie in the

20:36

title and then go through the second build, first

20:38

build. The idea being of course that when we

20:41

get closer to first build it should

20:44

make sense. Somebody should be

20:46

able to yell it out but these

20:49

can be tricky. And

20:51

again if you know in the audience please don't

20:54

participate. I

21:01

love Guy with the microphone down by

21:03

his side like a gunslinger.

21:09

Alright third build, Amy

21:11

this is going to be tough coming out of the

21:13

game, third build because these are two actors that did

21:15

a lot of stuff. Third builder

21:18

Richard Jenkins and Jack

21:20

Lemon. Richard

21:25

Jenkins and Jack Lemon. So Richard Jenkins

21:27

is in the first title. It

21:29

blends into the second title. It's

21:32

got Jack Lemon in it. Let's

21:35

move on to second build. His

21:37

first name is not going to help you at all or

21:40

maybe it will. Michael

21:43

Stahl David. Gil

21:46

Verrado? No. No, no,

21:48

no, no. Tin cup. Looking

21:50

for two titles. Oh you have to get

21:52

both. So sorry, so sorry

21:54

everyone. Oh it's okay. The

21:58

second title's got Jack Lemon. and Gary

22:00

Oldman and Kevin Kostner. Go

22:03

ahead and say you're not going to get this. Definitely.

22:06

Shape of Waterworld? Oh,

22:08

I like it. There's like one

22:11

of the six in those two things. Is

22:13

this the correct form of the answer, in the form of

22:15

a togetherness pun? I

22:18

missed the whole set up of the game, I guess. Yeah, I

22:21

get it. Okay, I get it now. Yeah,

22:23

when you hear the answer, you're going to be like,

22:25

oh, that's how this works. Because

22:27

it's two titles that

22:31

share a common syllable

22:33

or sound in the middle, and

22:37

therefore you can mash them up into one

22:39

title. Much like the title

22:41

of the game itself, Purple Rain Man.

22:43

Yes, it makes so much sense now

22:46

that I'm actually fully aware and paying

22:48

attention. Can you name the people again?

22:50

I can, because I made up this

22:53

game. Oh, I see what you

22:55

mean. Can I say that out loud to you? Can

23:00

you name them? I wasn't

23:02

holding your feet in the fire. To

23:04

me, that's like where, if this is

23:06

going to be given away, should be

23:09

that the top-built people are Woody Harrelson

23:11

and Kevin Kostner, I thought

23:13

was like going to be the breaking

23:15

point for somebody. But

23:20

apparently not. Apparently,

23:24

there were two movies.

23:28

I was excited about this because

23:30

it was President's Day yesterday. So

23:33

I was sitting around thinking about movies

23:35

about presidents. And

23:38

then somebody... I did not

23:40

do it. He came on my, what

23:42

do you call it?

23:44

My social media and said...

23:47

So the second one is JFK because Jack

23:50

Lemmon plays the... Okay,

23:55

the second one is JFK and the first one

23:57

is a Woody Harrelson movie. They would air... I'm

24:00

doing the letter J. I

24:02

am knowing. And the

24:04

letter J? Yeah. I

24:08

know, your minds are going to be blown by this. People are screaming

24:10

at us. There's a spigar's

24:13

right now. I don't know. It's definitely

24:15

a tough one, but I

24:17

thought somebody might crack it. And just

24:19

for getting half of it right, I

24:21

think we have to call Guy Branham

24:23

the winner of this particular game. Let's

24:25

hear it for Guy. And

24:30

let's hear it for forgotten

24:32

movies about presidents. LBJFK. LBJFK.

24:39

We've never played LBJ. That's

24:42

right. Horrible. Probably

24:46

under a ton of make up. And

24:49

it was an Oscar grab that didn't

24:51

quite work out from 2016. Also,

24:54

Rob Reiner movie? Yeah, Rob Reiner directed

24:56

it. Too late. You didn't win. We

24:58

didn't get it. That's a Rob Reiner vehicle.

25:01

I know that one well. Yeah, sure. She got a half

25:03

a point or something. LBJ,

25:06

that was a president of the United

25:08

States. Yeah, okay. I knew that. Before

25:12

your time. No, but I know now that

25:14

you reference it. I definitely do know that.

25:16

Yeah, yeah. He used to take poops in

25:18

front of people. That's right. He had a

25:20

big dick. Big, big, big. He had

25:22

a big old hog, yeah. I think that's why they

25:24

call him Johnson's ex. Really? People

25:26

used to have fun before we got woke in

25:28

this country. Yeah. Well,

25:33

congratulations, Guy, for sort of winning

25:35

that game. All it means is

25:37

you get to go first in

25:39

our next game that

25:41

we will play right

25:44

now. So here's the order.

25:47

We'll go Guy and

25:49

then Moshe and then

25:51

Trey. And the

25:53

game is called, Which Nat

25:55

is That? Yeah.

26:00

This is a new game. Moshe

26:03

of course is married to

26:05

the hilarious Natasha Ligero whose

26:08

name comes up when

26:11

you type Natasha

26:13

into IMDB. Another

26:16

name that pops up that everybody's

26:18

familiar with is Natasha Lyon. Are

26:21

they friends, the two Natasha's? No, they aren't allowed

26:24

to speak. They're not allowed? They have the same

26:26

agent he won't let them ever be in the

26:28

same room. That makes sense. Keep them apart. Because

26:32

then also they probably have never hung out with

26:34

spend much time with Natasha

26:36

Henstrich. No, that's how

26:39

they communicate. She's like through the email

26:41

Natasha Henstrich to be able to get to

26:44

each other. She's the Lyon Ligero connector.

26:46

I love it. I

26:48

love this kind of insider

26:50

stuff. But normally

26:53

I'd say that in a game like

26:55

this, one of the participants being married

26:57

to one of the answers in

26:59

the game, normally I'd be

27:01

like that's an unfair advantage. But

27:04

in Moshe's case, all bets are

27:06

off. Wait, is that

27:08

an insult or a compliment? I think it's both. Natasha has

27:10

worked a lot. I do not know that

27:14

I could trust that Moshe knows all of her

27:16

IMDB credit. I think I could flip a

27:19

view past Natasha. She has worked quite a bit. But some

27:21

of these other ladies,

27:25

so that's how this game is going

27:27

to work. We'll start with Guy. I

27:29

will say the name of an actual

27:31

motion picture. And then you

27:33

tell me if it's Ligero, Lyonne or

27:36

Henstrich that appeared in

27:38

that film. Okay. Do you

27:40

think they ever work together at all,

27:43

Moshe? The two Natashes? Yeah,

27:45

any of the three. I don't know

27:47

Henstrich and I don't think Natasha has worked

27:49

with her. But I would not be surprised

27:52

if the Lyonne-Ligero connection had in fact been

27:54

made on the silver screen as I like

27:56

to call it. Yeah, it seems like it

27:58

might have. Both

28:00

is not an option here, so it's

28:03

either Henstridge, Leon, or

28:05

Lajero. Are

28:07

you ready, guys? I'm ready. All right. And

28:10

if you miss it, then Moshe gets

28:12

a chance to steal. And

28:14

if Moshe doesn't get it, then Trey will

28:16

just be sitting pretty, getting

28:18

that gimme point. The

28:20

motion picture is Dog

28:23

Park. Oh.

28:26

Dog Park. Yeah,

28:28

you know, Dog Park. It

28:30

was directed by one of the kids in the hall, I

28:33

believe, Bruce McCullough, and stars,

28:37

what's her name from SNL, and Molly Shannon.

28:39

Molly Shannon. It could go in a lot of

28:41

directions because it was filmed in Canada, and Natasha

28:43

Henstridge, of course, he's Canadian and could

28:45

have played the hot lady. But I'm going to say

28:48

it's one of our two comedy icons. I

28:50

am going to say, because I

28:52

probably would have noticed if Natasha, who is my

28:54

friend, Lajero, was in it, I'm going

28:56

to say Natasha Leon. Final

29:00

answer? Final answer to

29:02

Natasha Leon. Incorrect. But

29:05

boy, did you walk us through it. And

29:09

that Molly Shannon movie is called like something

29:12

about my dog or life of a dog.

29:16

Okay. I think. Okay,

29:18

so this movie was the DP I

29:20

know was Pierre Jean-Dé. And

29:23

I know that he's sort of innovative for the lens work that he uses

29:25

and stuff. And

29:27

I am going to go ahead and say Henstridge because

29:29

I am familiar that my wife was not in the

29:31

film, I really hope that she was

29:33

not in the film, and maybe

29:36

I'm wrong. You're hoping that Natasha Lajero

29:38

is not in dog park. That's right.

29:40

And I think it's Henstridge. Final answer.

29:42

That is correct. Yes. Pierre.

29:48

Congratulations, Moshe. You're on the

29:50

board. But you said

29:52

the Bruce McCullough movie or is it something else? Yeah,

29:54

Bruce McCullough. You're right about that. Okay. Yeah.

29:58

Yeah, it's like my life as a dog. not my life

30:00

is a dog. The life of

30:02

a dog I take. But.

30:05

We're not here to. Atlanta,

30:07

The question on the table trade.

30:11

Has shreds. Leone was

30:13

zero who was in.

30:16

A. Girl: three guys and a

30:18

gun. With

30:23

you owe me tell you know how much. Also don't

30:25

get me out of you are a. Couple

30:28

let me tell you how many emphasis

30:30

by raises your face. Of

30:33

it it got me. I have absolutely no

30:35

idea. So. I'll.

30:37

Say. Leone. You. Go

30:39

and Leo have heard that is

30:41

not the correct answer. It's

30:44

not Leon sore back over the guy.

30:47

He. Has to choose between Henstridge. Or.

30:49

His very close friends. The zero

30:51

of it was our. Your

30:56

bag for Commoner and let me think

30:58

here last year also did this film

31:00

I do know that our eyes I

31:03

will go ahead and say yes for

31:05

the Henstridge so you've ever a few

31:07

years back most the you had like

31:09

five like you I go to it

31:11

is obvious so with the very little

31:14

actual and size you always Stanley's lucky

31:16

spots I do are you get points

31:18

for not doing anything. I remember it

31:20

well and I felt like you were

31:22

bemuse italy accepting of what was happening.

31:25

But not thrilled about it that I

31:27

was pretty thrilled about civilians body that

31:29

europe as a keep coming up

31:31

with a win and of course you

31:34

get another point for hands straits

31:36

was in a girl three guys in

31:38

a gun firma the year two

31:40

thousand. Apparently. So

31:43

tray it's really time they were

31:45

together. This is the most is

31:47

run away with the. Ah,

31:51

the film. Is

31:53

silly dog. This. Silly

31:57

Dawn is. We

32:00

are hurting with his error, has truths?

32:06

I can't say for sure whether law

32:08

the see whole the dog park like

32:10

the sun went down everybody are call

32:12

that the dog park. For

32:15

their A Chili Dogs. Also

32:19

shot his had to a spell by the

32:21

way ch I L L y. Ah,

32:24

if that hellhole in our it was

32:26

now a good Cuba Gooding Jr movie

32:28

about about Zoe Hogs Yeah, no dogs

32:30

downturn is now part of it. I

32:32

saw that. Ah

32:35

da dumb does it say

32:37

was arrow? Okay, that's incorrect

32:39

as we know. Because

32:41

it was trace gas. Expert

32:45

at guessing or on censored I

32:47

is gonna say answer is that

32:49

is correct I ran Amazon The

32:51

Lord I'm see some noticing a

32:53

pattern with these films. They seem

32:56

to all costar of the actress

32:58

Natasha. Answer is. Yes,

33:01

he's been a few these

33:03

so far. By any, these

33:05

movies could have a Henstridge

33:08

the own or. Lazaro

33:10

and we're back to you. Most

33:12

of this is for the when

33:14

as eating get as you can

33:16

get this one Ah which one

33:19

of those ladies was in a

33:21

movie called nightclub. We

33:24

on the exciting fiber. You're.

33:27

Going leone for nightclub. That.

33:30

Makes me feel like my wife was in it

33:32

the way you're saying that. But I'm gonna go.

33:34

Leon, you sir, Are you sticking with Leone? That's.

33:37

Your Feyenoord early on, even

33:39

though. Natasha. Was

33:41

Arrow is an option. And. Go

33:43

on my own, You're going Leona finally on a

33:45

throw me off final answer Leone I think you're

33:48

right mouse. cursor

33:50

leone says in nightclubs room two

33:52

thousand and eleven was whatever the

33:55

hell that is arabia i think

33:57

i know where it takes place

33:59

mats about all I know about it and

34:02

well congratulations Moshe, you know you didn't need

34:04

to know any of the films of your

34:06

wife and yet you still managed to pull

34:09

off a win here so that's very impressive.

34:11

That last one I guessed it and I

34:13

might have known the film, you don't know

34:15

that I didn't know the film and was

34:17

whether or not I was guessing. Right, you

34:19

were thinking about it though that Natasha could

34:21

have been in Nightclos. I think I would

34:23

know, I think I know

34:26

the movies she's been in.

34:28

Now if we expanded the TV you'd

34:30

start to leave me behind. Yeah, I didn't

34:32

write down a single Legero movie for this

34:34

whole game but

34:37

I want to shout out Natasha Lyonne

34:39

was in A Feudal and Stupid Gestures,

34:41

a very good movie that might be

34:43

buried, it might be still on like

34:46

Netflix but congratulations. What

34:49

is Moshe win? We'll find out after

34:51

the break, we'll be right back. We're

34:58

back. Yeah, oh that

35:00

was just such a lovely break, it's

35:02

just nice to just shut down and

35:05

relax for a few minutes and chat

35:07

with the audience. We got a lovely

35:09

couple that came in from Poughkeepsie so

35:11

thank you for being here, it was

35:14

fun talking to you during the break.

35:19

All right, is everybody ready to

35:21

play one big final game that's

35:23

going to determine our winner tonight?

35:25

Robin, can you taste that fucking

35:28

drone right now? Can you feel it? Can you

35:30

feel it flying towards you? Yeah,

35:33

it's delicious. It doesn't want to taste. It's

35:35

as delicious as a chili dog. It's not

35:37

except they offer to taste it.

35:41

The game we're going to play is a

35:43

little family that I call Last Person Standing

35:46

Deluxe Special Edition. All

35:54

right, this is a game that

35:56

I'm going to play along because

35:58

it's fun for me to play

36:00

as well and we're

36:02

going to get the names of

36:04

three actresses from three

36:07

audience members, the three people

36:09

whose name tags or

36:12

personalities were chosen tonight

36:15

and we'll go to each one

36:17

of them, an actress and then

36:19

we have to take turns naming

36:21

movies that those actresses were in,

36:24

any one of the three you

36:26

can jump around from one actress

36:28

to another, whatever is in your

36:30

wheelhouse and then if you

36:32

can't think of one you're out but you

36:35

do have one lifeline you can go

36:37

to the person who you're

36:40

playing on behalf of and ask them for

36:42

help once so they can give you

36:44

one answer to keep

36:46

you in the game. Let's

36:50

start with the Taryn Vennator.

36:53

Taryn, you

36:56

got an actress in mind that you'd

36:58

like to have us play tonight? Okay,

37:01

who do you got? Jennifer

37:04

Aniston, excellent, excellent

37:06

choice. How do you feel

37:08

about that guy Branham? Thrilled.

37:11

She's a smart

37:14

player. Yeah, that's

37:18

a good choice I think. I like that one. Alright,

37:21

so let's move on

37:24

to Trowb,

37:28

big Trowb in little China. Who,

37:30

what's an actress that said, who

37:33

would you like us to use tonight? Tilda Swinton.

37:38

Okay, so we got one actress that

37:40

we all know about, 50 movies she

37:42

was in and Tilda

37:44

Swinton, that's what we have

37:46

to work

37:48

with. I could think of a few Tilda Swinton's

37:51

but she's always a tough

37:53

one and that

37:56

leaves Shane's Trays and

37:58

automobiles. Who's an

38:01

actress you like, dude? Just do Angela

38:03

Bassett. Kurt Russell, as in now.

38:06

Oh no. I

38:08

know that applaud from God. That means

38:10

that I'm gonna win. Oh my God.

38:12

That was, yeah. Angela

38:14

Bassett is a... Why

38:18

did you clap like that for her, Angela guy? We

38:20

don't give her the respect that she deserves. This woman

38:22

should have an Academy Award by now. We haven't given

38:24

her the roles that she needs for her Academy Award.

38:27

She has been doing the work.

38:32

An absolute setup to do a

38:35

racial microaggression at some point. She

38:38

did get... She just got a last bit out.

38:41

No, she got nominated and she won everything running up to

38:43

it. And then we handed it

38:45

to someone else and she had to make that look. No,

38:48

the next year they gave her the

38:50

Governor's Award. They gave her a life. Don't

38:53

count. Sorry. All right.

38:57

But yeah, she did get something. But you're

38:59

right. She should win for acting. It

39:02

really seemed like it was gonna happen for that

39:05

one movie I won't mention because it's gonna come

39:07

up in this game. So

39:09

we have the films. This is gonna

39:11

take a second everybody. You might want

39:13

to order another beverage. Definitely

39:15

cancel that Uber. You

39:17

don't want the car to arrive

39:19

anytime soon. So

39:22

Guy's person chose

39:25

Jennifer Aniston and

39:27

Tilda Swinton came up as well

39:30

and Angela Bassett. So it's the... You can

39:32

name any movie with one of those three

39:35

actresses in it. I don't know if any

39:37

of them ever worked together. I'm feeling like

39:39

maybe no is probably the answer to that.

39:42

But we'll discover it as

39:44

we play. Well,

39:47

who won that last game? Moshe. Okay,

39:50

Moshe. Why is that funny? It's

39:53

not funny. I know a lot of different things. Funny

39:55

that you had to remind myself of

39:57

who won because it's obvious. Of course,

39:59

Moshe. one. So Moshe, we'll

40:02

start with you and then we'll go

40:04

Guy and then me and then Trey

40:07

and then Moshe again and

40:10

I'm just playing for fun. I can't win. Start

40:13

us off. I know this

40:15

film because my wife Natasha Lajero was

40:18

in it and so was

40:20

Jennifer Aniston. He is just not

40:22

that into you. Yes,

40:25

that's a good answer and

40:28

a good reaction. Good

40:32

mild applause from the crowd

40:34

for that one. All

40:37

right, Trey, any film with Aniston,

40:40

Swinton or Bassett? You

40:42

gonna admit so it's me now? That's what

40:45

I said. Trey? I know. You're

40:47

right, I did say Guy before. Guy, you're

40:49

up. Bruce Almighty. I was testing you to

40:52

see if then I could say after he says

40:56

Bruce Almighty and I'm gonna

40:58

say Murder

41:06

Mystery. Horrible

41:10

bosses. Good. Yes.

41:12

Good question. The Lion, the

41:14

Witch and the Wardrobe killed

41:17

a Swinton. Yeah, I'm gonna hold on to that

41:19

one if I were you. Why? We

41:22

might not have remembered that. Does

41:25

it take, do I have an advantage later by doing

41:27

it? Yeah, keep those in your back pocket. Keep the

41:29

ones you think we might not know. No,

41:32

I think you should play obvious first. No,

41:35

I was agreeing with you then. I'm sorry. Oh,

41:38

what was I gonna say? Oh, Picture Perfect.

41:42

Oh yes, of course. Picture Perfect.

41:45

Jennifer Hasden, of

41:47

course. Steve Pearson, Horrible

41:49

Bosses 2. Trey?

41:54

We're the Millers. Oh,

41:57

right. That's the name of that movie. Yeah. Yeah,

42:00

she's got a, she does a whole

42:02

stripper, she's a stripper, and she

42:05

strips. She does strip, you're right.

42:07

Yeah. Stripping stripper. Who strips? Moshe.

42:10

She's like... Prince Caspian. Who

42:14

what? Prince Caspian. Hilda Swinton appears

42:16

in the mirror at the, in

42:18

the, the dome where they're trying

42:21

to resurrect the white witch, and

42:24

it doesn't actually work out. I mean, this is a bit of

42:26

a spoiler, but in

42:28

the end, Edmund made a decision to stab

42:30

through the window and not allow the white

42:32

queen to come back into Narnia. You know

42:34

you're Narnia first, man. Well, wait until you

42:36

hear my third guess. Somebody

42:41

might beat you to it. We'll see what

42:44

happens. Guy? The

42:46

object of my affection. Yes,

42:48

with Paul Rudd. He

42:51

was gay and he didn't love her. You

42:54

have that gayness really got in the way. That

42:58

could have been a beautiful rom-com, but he wasn't

43:01

having her. Even

43:04

the title sounds like him. You know, he might. Oh, yes.

43:07

I'm a, she's, I'm

43:09

affectionate with her. Whose

43:11

turn is it? Mine? Shit. Okay,

43:15

so... Oh,

43:18

well, let's go. If we're going early Aniston,

43:20

let's go Leprechaun. Wow.

43:24

Oh, yeah. The

43:27

breakup with Vince Vaughn. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

43:29

Good. Yeah, she's got, I'll

43:32

tell you, we've barely cracked the, yeah,

43:34

we've barely got into it. She's

43:37

done a lot of movies. Can anyone

43:39

get my... Is Losa going to finish the

43:41

trilogy? The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, where

43:44

above the dawn treader when they get out

43:46

into the lone islands, the white witch reappears

43:48

in a kind of a polar green

43:51

cloud, as if threatening to come back. But

43:53

in the end, she doesn't come

43:55

back because Aslan's power is more

43:58

mighty than that of the white witch. Boy

44:00

to the Dawn Treader That's

44:03

real Yeah,

44:06

it's real Doug and

44:08

not only is it real but it's based the whole

44:11

Trilogy is based on something even realer than that,

44:13

which is which is the story of the Christ

44:17

There's nothing really right the lion the

44:19

lion is Christ right one. Yeah, and

44:21

the white witch Again,

44:23

there's a bit of a spoiler. She represents

44:25

the adversary Satan himself Moshe

44:28

I would say to you Do

44:31

not quote the old magic to me, which You

44:36

would make an unbelievable as lamb guy

44:39

have to be honest Did

44:41

that third movie like come out and

44:43

just like nobody cared? It's not the

44:45

reason listen if you want to get

44:47

in a deep paint deep nerd pain

44:49

that I've experienced no series has ever

44:51

Successfully made it past the voyage of

44:53

the Dawn Treader Including the BBC and

44:55

the major Hollywood studio films and I

44:57

think even maybe the animated one They've

44:59

never gotten to the ones that I want

45:02

to see they start becoming good standalone like

45:04

four five six You know what BBC did

45:06

make the silver chair. This is Doug loves

45:08

dorky books Yeah, yeah, dude

45:10

proceed. This is Doug loves virgins. Is

45:12

that right? Yes, they did make the

45:14

silver chair at the BBC Version

45:18

and they didn't get past that they've never gotten

45:20

to the last battle, which is the book of

45:22

Revelations We're not the one I want to see

45:24

Jesus lion raptures ever bit spoilers. Yeah, it's a

45:26

big spoiler But yeah, but it's okay in the

45:28

end I think I love those books so much

45:30

as a young man because I knew as a

45:32

Jew if it did come true I would not

45:35

be getting into aslan kingdom And

45:37

I would be serving the white witch for all

45:39

eternity, which is more metal are

45:41

those is everyone of those books It's

45:43

in you know could potentially become public

45:45

domain at some point How

45:48

long ago were they written about World War two ish?

45:52

He died in the 50s, so it's gonna

45:54

be a lot take oh, we can't wait

45:56

for it No, it's never gonna happen because

45:58

they had they made They made the Lion,

46:00

the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was great. It made

46:03

a bunch of money. They made Prince Caspian. It was

46:05

great. I think it made less money

46:07

than the Void. The Dawn Treader, they just lost

46:09

all their money. They've talked about doing... Guys, I

46:11

don't know how this is Narnia talk, but they've

46:13

talked about doing it on Netflix. It almost was

46:15

going to happen on Netflix and then it fell

46:17

apart too. It might still happen on Netflix. You

46:19

can make the shitty elf movie show instead. Yeah,

46:23

I would love. I would love. I would be

46:25

so excited if they finally made that whole thing.

46:27

But what can you do? You're putting

46:30

it out there into the universe. On

46:33

your Wishboard. It

46:35

definitely is. Your vision board. But

46:38

you should write a spec script for the next one.

46:40

For the fourth installment of

46:42

the Chronicles of Narnia. Yeah.

46:45

I'll just send that around. See how good this could

46:47

be. Remember the movie that lost $80 million? I've

46:50

written a sequel to it and I think it's

46:52

got legs. But you know, you put the right

46:55

person in there. It could still happen. There are

46:57

such classic stories and I can't remember the director

46:59

that was attached for a second to the Netflix

47:01

thing, but it was somebody exciting and it seemed

47:03

like it could get made. But I

47:05

don't think it's going to get made. But I'm really looking forward

47:08

to the three body problem on Netflix as a

47:10

joke and my show at the Troubadour, May 12th.

47:14

Hey, you're still in this. Don't act like you're doing

47:16

your plugs like you lost. I got a couple more.

47:18

I think you do. I think you're doing great. Guy,

47:21

do you remember anything that's preceded? Dr.

47:23

Strange. I'm going to say Dr. Strange.

47:28

Just to get it out of the way. Okay,

47:30

get it the hell out of the way. I'm

47:34

going to say

47:36

possibly my favorite

47:38

Swinton would be

47:41

Snowpiercer. Yeah. Trey?

47:44

Michael Clayton. With what? Yeah,

47:46

it's true. She's in there. Yeah. Oakjaw.

47:50

I'm going to say. Yeah, it's true. She's

47:52

in there. Yeah. Oakjaw.

47:54

Okay. Oh. Tilda

47:57

Swinton. Look at you with the

47:59

Tilda Swinton. the Swinton. I do not know one

48:01

film that the other two actresses are in.

48:04

For real? You're just gonna go Swinton all the

48:06

way until you burn out? Wait, do you see

48:09

my next answer? I can't

48:12

wait. I'm gonna go

48:14

with Back to Aniston for just go with

48:16

it. Yes, just go

48:18

with it. I

48:21

guess we can always say Murder Mystery

48:23

2. She's

48:31

in a long-term pottery, right? She sure

48:33

is. She is. Yeah, very good. She's

48:36

got that pet ferret that's blind. Okay.

48:38

Because, you know, having a blind pet

48:40

or having a ferret, either

48:43

of those was not enough. She

48:45

needed to have a blind ferret.

48:48

Bill Seymour Hoffman's great in that movie. He's so

48:50

funny. He's so funny in that movie. She drops.

48:54

You know what I'm talking about. Yeah. I

48:56

can do my lifeline at any time. At

48:58

any time. I'm not out. Like, even in

49:00

the early, it's fun. I'm not out. Okay.

49:02

Lifeline. Only

49:04

Lovers Left Alive? Oh, Only Lovers Left Alive?

49:07

Yep. That's a Swinton. Yeah, I

49:09

know. Yeah. Yeah, I was

49:11

gonna... Yeah. She's a vampire

49:14

movie. She's a vampire. Yeah.

49:16

Good job. Good job, Lifeline.

49:19

He's still alive. Yeah, I

49:21

hate... Trainwreck. Trainwreck.

49:24

Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's

49:26

so good in that. Like, when I saw that movie,

49:28

when it came out, like, I was watching for a

49:30

few minutes and had that that's

49:32

fucking Tilda Swinton, like, moment. Because

49:34

she usually doesn't play characters that

49:36

are like, she's very upbeat and

49:38

sunshiny in that, in that movie.

49:41

Okay. I

49:44

mean, if we're gonna keep doing the Swinton's,

49:47

I might as well bust

49:49

this open, send everybody

49:51

down this avenue and say,

49:58

the life aquatic was deep, so it's easy. You.

50:01

Wonderful. Mm-hmm. Trey?

50:04

Black Panther? We're going with

50:06

Angela Bassett now. Yeah, yeah. I

50:09

refuse that. You know,

50:13

if there was a white person in Black

50:15

Panther, it would go for Tilda Swinton because

50:17

they'd want to go as far in the

50:19

other direction as possible, to be the whitest

50:21

person alive. But

50:24

no, Black Panther, it's

50:27

your turn, motion. Black Panther 2, Billie

50:29

Panther 2. What's the subtitle? Is

50:31

that required? I like it. I

50:34

like an exact title. What's the subtitle of

50:37

Murder Mystery 2? Wakanda Forever? Hold

50:39

on to Forever. I'm like, hahaha. Nice

50:41

job. And I'm like, I

50:43

don't have it. I have another lifeline of some sort. Yeah, that was it.

50:45

Most movies don't have a known hand gesture. I'm like, I don't have it.

50:47

I'm like, I don't have it. I have another lifeline of some sort. Is

50:50

there? Yeah, that was it. What's

50:53

life got to do with it? Oh man. Angela

50:55

Bassett. Boy, these are just some strange

50:57

days. Oh, nice. Just

51:00

called strange days, of course. Trey,

51:04

are you trying to get a picture of the story? I

51:09

don't know. I

51:11

don't know. I don't know. I don't

51:13

know. I don't know. I

51:15

don't know. I don't know. I don't

51:17

know. I don't know. I don't know. I

51:20

don't know. Yeah, you, how are you hanging in

51:22

there? Okay. Tilda

51:27

Swinton, the ancient one, shows

51:29

up in Avengers Endgame, right? When they go

51:31

back in time. The

51:34

audience is answering for me. Thank you. All

51:37

right. So that, but you can tell them. Tilda

51:39

Swinton. Yeah, Tilda Swinton. But that was

51:41

pretty good though. Yeah. That was pretty good.

51:43

Isn't Angela Bassett in that kind of too? Kind

51:46

of what? Kind of a thing. Is Angela Bassett

51:48

up in Avengers Endgame? Is she? Yeah,

51:51

probably. Makes sense. Yeah,

51:53

I'm going to go with the F since I'm

51:55

playing for a role in that movie. Oh,

51:58

okay. It doesn't keep going. You can't double

52:00

up even if it's the different actress. Yeah. OK.

52:02

Now we're excited we found a movie that two

52:05

of them are in now. OK. Now

52:07

we're in the zone where I'm going to get in trouble. I

52:12

think Harlem Nights. Am

52:14

I wrong about that? For Angela Bassett? Yeah.

52:17

I'm going to say you're right. No, for

52:19

Cilda Swinton. You're right. I'm going to say

52:21

you're right, just because I love

52:25

to have you stick around. You think I'm wrong?

52:27

I think he's wrong. I think

52:29

you might be wrong. All right. Respectfully,

52:32

I'm going to retire. I think what

52:34

you're thinking of is vampire in Brooklyn.

52:37

Definitely not. That's not what I was thinking of. Wait,

52:41

what did you say? Harlem Nights. Oh,

52:43

OK. But who is the hot girl in Harlem

52:45

Nights, I forget. Oh, it's what

52:48

they're in. We all know Dela Reese

52:50

is the real hot girl in Harlem

52:52

Nights. No, it's, oh, can't think of

52:54

it. Nia Long, maybe? Oh, yeah. OK.

52:57

Hell yeah. I

52:59

can't believe I came up with that. All right. So

53:02

Moshe Kasser, everybody. Let's do it

53:04

for him. I tried, Robin. I'm

53:06

sorry. We're going

53:08

to have some time at the end for

53:10

some more chat time with Moshe. So we'll

53:12

talk to you some more in a

53:14

bit. What was

53:16

your next one, Guy? Have you said it yet?

53:18

Oh, no. Grand Budapest Hotel. Yes.

53:21

See, that's what I thought I was doing

53:23

there, was opening up a real Wes

53:26

Anderson can

53:28

of worms. That's

53:31

why I'm assuming

53:36

she is in Asteroid

53:38

City. Yeah,

53:40

OK. I

53:46

mean, I could guess Wes Anderson movies, but I don't know. Right?

53:48

I think you'd be good. I mean, there might be a way

53:50

to go. But if you want to go to your lifeline and

53:52

come back to that. Let's talk to

53:55

Shane. What do you got, Shane? My

53:57

first favorite vampire in Brooklyn. He's

53:59

been a good measure. Vampire in Brooklyn.

54:01

So no

54:03

one cares about this but the very first episode

54:05

I said it was a DC improv and yeah,

54:08

the Basset was one of the people. Yeah. And

54:11

it came down to me at the end. I was like she was

54:13

in some vampire movie and I was like fucking Queen of the

54:15

Damned or something and you were like no,

54:17

you lose Trey. I

54:21

could have just went and Googled it but I guess I was too drunk

54:23

to give a shit. But like you just

54:25

saw something for me is what I'm saying. Thank

54:27

you. I was saying it was Vampire in Brooklyn.

54:30

You and Shane together have vindicated

54:32

me sort of. I was still dumb in the past.

54:34

I was getting a matter of myself for saying two

54:36

movies. Why did I do that? I know because you

54:39

said I was like he ain't gonna let me have

54:41

it. But anyway. But I'm glad that

54:43

I brought you to some sort of emotional. I knew

54:45

she was in a vampire movie so thank you guy.

54:47

Anyway, I'll take that. Congratulations.

54:50

Thank you. It means a

54:52

lot to me. Your life plan really stepped up with the name

54:54

of a movie that was just said. That's what I just said.

54:56

It still counts. You had it. He

54:59

was ready with it. Moonray

55:01

Kingdom. Yes. That's the one I

55:03

was trying to think of. I didn't.

55:05

Then I failed to think of. Oh,

55:09

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Out

55:12

of dogs. Yes. Is she in the French

55:14

dispatch? She should be. Right? Right.

55:18

But no. Feels

55:21

like he can't make one without Dilda these

55:23

days. I'm gonna say. I'm saying yes. She

55:25

just lost. You know it's honest

55:27

because she's dealing with the pain of not

55:29

having that drone in her life and she's

55:32

still willing to throw you a bone. Yeah.

55:34

She's in French dispatch. She probably learned French and

55:36

spent 10 years in France to prepare for the

55:38

role and she's in it for three and a

55:41

half minutes. Okay, so

55:43

we're back to Guy. Waiting

55:45

to exhale. Yes, of course.

55:48

We're really banging out all the big

55:50

bastards. Did

55:53

she get her groove back yet?

55:56

Did Stella get her groove back? She's not gotten her groove back yet.

55:58

Oh, God, he's here. get her groove

56:01

back everybody. Damn it. Yeah. How

56:05

she got her groove back. It's kind of like

56:07

how the Grinch stole Christmas. You

56:10

know, I love movies that answer a question. I

56:14

mean I'm just gonna do what I did last time

56:16

was Tilda Swinton in the G-Wing

56:18

Limited. Oh, I bet you

56:20

she is. Yeah, even if

56:22

she is, but I'll take it. Everybody's thinking.

56:24

I love it. That

56:27

should be a new format for a game show.

56:29

What the host thinks might be the answer is

56:32

enough. Like, yeah, that sounds right. I'm

56:35

not gonna, how am I gonna do,

56:37

bother somebody about it? Hire a

56:39

researcher? A guy?

56:43

Orlando. Yes. God

56:46

damn. That's my favorite movie about the

56:49

city in Florida. I'm sorry,

56:54

Tilda Swinton is the palest queen of

56:58

ever. But then a king. But then

57:00

a queen again. Right?

57:04

Okay, so I'm gonna have to

57:06

bounce back over to Jennifer

57:08

Aniston, I think. And

57:11

I'm just gonna have to create an area

57:15

where I can think like sort of

57:17

a office space. Oh,

57:20

damn. Most

57:23

of us walked off on that one like,

57:25

fuck this guy. Stupid answering

57:28

in the form of a sentence. I

57:31

mean, let's be honest. I should probably

57:33

be out already. So keep it

57:36

rolling the blue. Is she

57:38

in the Royal Penn and bombs? I

57:41

don't know. Back that far.

57:43

Too early. I think they were not

57:45

collabing. After Rushmore. I don't think she

57:47

was in the mix. I'm back. I

57:49

looked up to all of Wes Anderson

57:52

films and there's been some extreme wrong

57:54

answers in here. You just went to

57:56

the bar. to

58:00

get that water. Is it good? It's

58:03

good but look at the class differential

58:05

between you and me. The host gets Evian and

58:07

I get Niagara. Ah,

58:11

sorry dude. But you know, Niagara

58:13

is the perfect place to go

58:16

if you're on an Endless Honeymoon

58:18

podcast. I love the Endless Honeymoon

58:20

podcast. I host it with my

58:22

wife, Natasha Lajero, the star of, he's just

58:24

not that into you. Everybody

58:26

check it out. It's 14th anniversary

58:28

and Natasha did Australian TV to

58:30

discuss the film. Oh my

58:33

God. Is her part of the movie,

58:35

is somebody not that into her or is

58:37

she not that into somebody? Like what's her

58:39

relationship? Apparently she, by the

58:41

way, was the only person in the film

58:43

that was doing this Australian TV segment and

58:46

she did interstitials to just, I

58:48

guess, bind the movie together. She was never in a scene

58:50

with any of the other actors in the film. Oh,

58:53

she's like being interviewed or something kind of? I don't

58:55

know, I'll be honest with you, I've never seen, he's

58:57

just not that into you, the film that

59:00

came out 14 years ago today. Your wife is in it. I

59:02

love her but I see a lot of her. How

59:06

much of when she was stuck on Mars, how

59:08

much of that did you watch? I watched a

59:10

few episodes but I had a different experience of

59:13

the Mars show because she was calling me

59:15

from Mars and telling me like what was

59:17

going on and she was like, I don't

59:20

know, I feel like I really let Lance

59:22

Armstrong and Ronda Rousey down this week and

59:24

I go, honey, this is a television program,

59:27

you're not on Mars right now, this isn't

59:29

happening. I mean,

59:31

you know, Lance is way too easy to

59:33

let down, I think. He has really

59:36

weird standards but I think

59:38

her and Ronda are still friends. They

59:41

are, yeah, they bonded, they really did bond. And

59:44

I got to meet Ronda Rousey and she's

59:46

a hero of mine, I was happy about

59:48

it. But people emailed Natasha asking her, I'm

59:50

not kidding, if the show was actually filmed

59:52

on Mars. Well,

59:55

because it sure does look like it is. It does. It's

59:58

called Life on Mars or whatever they call it. something

1:00:00

about Mars. Ghosts on Mars. What is

1:00:02

it called? I'll be honest with you, I

1:00:04

do not remember what it's called. That's

1:00:08

what I should have done. As soon as

1:00:10

I'm done the game, questions about that. Whose

1:00:12

turn is it? What's happening? It's mine. Thank

1:00:15

you for talking so long so I could

1:00:17

remember. Oh, we gave it time to think.

1:00:19

Damn it. And Lebastit plays the honorable Betty

1:00:21

Shabbad and Malcolm X. That's right. Oh, that's

1:00:23

a good pull for here. We're

1:00:26

coming to the end of Black History

1:00:28

Month. That's nice to throw

1:00:30

that in there. Oh,

1:00:34

wow. Oh. I

1:00:40

don't know if I'm going to be able to do it. We've

1:00:42

done so many of

1:00:44

the Anastins.

1:00:48

I'm trying to think of the ones where

1:00:50

she broke out and played something different.

1:00:53

Oh, that time she played that character,

1:00:55

all she would do is eat cake.

1:00:59

That was all I had in the tank. Oh,

1:01:01

no. That's all you had left was cake? Yes.

1:01:04

You're out? I'm out. Taryn, do you have any

1:01:07

help for me? Yeah, I could just

1:01:09

sell you the loot. Oh, Marley and

1:01:12

me. Oh, Marley and me, of course.

1:01:14

That's a great one. Holy shit. All

1:01:16

right. So, guys, still in it. So,

1:01:18

I've got to come up with another

1:01:21

freaking Jennifer Aniston movie. What's

1:01:24

another one where she plays

1:01:26

against type or something? Oh,

1:01:29

oh, Wanderlust. Oh,

1:01:32

that's good. I got nothing. Thank

1:01:34

you. Try Malcolm X2 Wakanda Forever.

1:01:36

See if it works. Put

1:01:44

your voice onto this permanent recording making

1:01:46

the joke Malcolm X2 Wakanda Forever. I

1:01:49

would never disrespect Angela in that way.

1:01:52

No, not after she did the thing. Alright,

1:02:00

well, so, you know, I

1:02:03

sort of won that one, but

1:02:05

the official winner tonight is Guy

1:02:08

Branham, everybody. This

1:02:13

is always fun when I ask

1:02:15

the audience, because it feels like

1:02:17

we depleted most of those actresses'

1:02:19

filmographies, but there's always some left

1:02:22

over that we didn't get to. Go ahead

1:02:24

and shout out the ones we missed. Constantine.

1:02:27

We need to talk about Kevin. We

1:02:29

do need to talk about Kevin. That is

1:02:32

an excellent point. Oh, there's like,

1:02:34

there's that Italian movie where she sits in a chair in

1:02:36

the poster. There's all the artsy stuff that she did. Sorry.

1:02:40

Sesperia? Sesperia, she's in that? Oh, yeah,

1:02:42

she's like a man in that, right?

1:02:45

In Sesperia, yeah. Dr.

1:02:47

Strange, we mentioned the first one, but she's probably

1:02:49

in the second one too, right? What's that one

1:02:51

called? I think she dies. I don't think she

1:02:54

dies in the first Dr. Strange. Oh,

1:02:56

really? Yeah, I think

1:02:58

so. Am I right? Anybody? But he

1:03:00

has the time zone stone so he

1:03:02

can travel through time. He's got a time

1:03:04

zone stone. Wow,

1:03:07

real nerdy reference. Anyway, back to

1:03:10

the Narnia, Chronicles of Narnia. Did

1:03:14

I ever tell you, Moshe, that I was

1:03:16

on a flight once where a young boy

1:03:18

and his mother took turns reading Chronicles

1:03:21

of Narnia to one another out loud?

1:03:23

Sounds insufferable. Yeah. I

1:03:27

just get like, I have a

1:03:30

Narnia PTSD because of it. Because

1:03:33

it's so weird because you turn and look at them

1:03:35

and they wouldn't ever acknowledge that what they were doing

1:03:37

was weird. At

1:03:39

least British? No.

1:03:42

Yeah, that would have been nice. A little charmed. Yeah,

1:03:44

really, yeah, I would have been more pleasant to listen

1:03:46

to. I've been like, okay, it's like a book on

1:03:48

page now. But instead, it was just

1:03:50

like, now you read. It was in your accent,

1:03:52

actually. All

1:03:57

right, what just happened? Oh,

1:04:00

people are naming ones that we didn't say. That's

1:04:02

it? We did

1:04:04

pretty good. The switch. Yes.

1:04:07

Right. Where Ryan Gosling

1:04:10

and no Ryan Reynolds

1:04:12

and Jason Bateman switch

1:04:15

body switch because they both

1:04:17

pee in the same. Oh, no. What's

1:04:19

the one where they pee in the same fountain? That's

1:04:21

not the switch. Switch was a sperm

1:04:24

switch thing. Yeah. There's another

1:04:26

one where they both have

1:04:29

a body switch because they pee in the same fountain

1:04:31

and get hit by electricity.

1:04:35

As one does. As

1:04:37

that happens. Well, I think we did a

1:04:39

pretty good job then. One more time for

1:04:42

Guy Branham, everybody. You

1:04:45

get to do your plugs first, Guy. What would

1:04:47

you like to promote? I have

1:04:49

a show in Netflix as a joke on the

1:04:51

date that you will tell me. Do you still

1:04:53

have it on your pad somewhere? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1:04:55

Let's see here. Is it May 7? I wrote

1:04:58

it down on my crazy notes, but I think

1:05:00

it is May 7. It is May 7th of

1:05:02

the Elysian. Yes. Please come to that. Yes.

1:05:05

Guy Branham, everybody. And

1:05:09

we'll have you back real soon

1:05:11

as a returning champion on the

1:05:14

show. A great job, but also

1:05:16

just a real, a real

1:05:18

dark horse tonight. And it was

1:05:20

a pleasure to see you rise

1:05:22

up again. Moshe Kasher, everybody. I

1:05:24

came. I saw. I tried. Crazy

1:05:26

notes, but I think it is

1:05:29

May 7th. It is May 7th

1:05:31

of the Elysian. Yes. Yes.

1:05:35

Guy Branham, everybody. And

1:05:39

we'll have you back real soon

1:05:42

as a returning champion on the

1:05:44

show. A great job, but also

1:05:46

just a real dark horse tonight.

1:05:48

And it was a pleasure to

1:05:52

see you rise up again. Moshe

1:05:54

Kasher, everybody. I came. I saw.

1:05:56

I cried. Yes. And I was

1:05:58

so craftsy. me

1:06:00

to plug my dates early. I forgot the structure

1:06:02

of the show. But yeah, you know. Oh yeah,

1:06:04

but I asked you about it because I want

1:06:06

you to get in all the plugs

1:06:09

you want. Once again, the

1:06:11

book is called Subculture Vulture. Yeah, it's

1:06:13

my journey through the six subcultures that

1:06:15

have defined my life, deafness, Hasidic Judaism,

1:06:17

AA, and the 12 Steps, Burning Man,

1:06:19

the rave scene of the early 1990s,

1:06:21

and stand-up comedy.

1:06:25

This isn't written by six different people.

1:06:27

This is all you experienced, all those

1:06:29

things. Each

1:06:32

one of them is a universe. Each one

1:06:34

of them, in some ways, was a wardrobe

1:06:36

I walked through to find a brand new

1:06:38

universe where I was powerful in each world.

1:06:40

It's a very good book. It's like six

1:06:42

little memoirs together. I'm a big fan. Many

1:06:44

memoirs. I like it. And then I got

1:06:46

all my stand-up, Tacoma in March, Madison in

1:06:48

March, and At the Troubadour. I will be

1:06:50

at the Netflix Vis a Joke Festival alongside

1:06:52

such luminaries in comedy as Guy Branham.

1:06:56

That's me. Yeah. moshekasher.com, etc. Yeah.

1:06:59

The stars are going to be black

1:07:01

during this festival because all the luminaries

1:07:03

are on the stages of

1:07:06

Los Angeles, including Hollywood Bowl, which if

1:07:08

you've never had a chance to see

1:07:10

comedy on a bowl, you should probably

1:07:12

keep with that plan. This

1:07:15

is a weird place to see a comedy show.

1:07:17

It's so huge and spread

1:07:19

out. There's like a delay. There's

1:07:22

a joke and then people laugh a

1:07:24

couple minutes later. Trey Crowder.

1:07:26

Yeah. What would you like to

1:07:28

promote? I also did the same thing

1:07:30

Moshe did. I said it earlier, but yeah, on

1:07:33

the road, treycrowder.com. I got three fucking

1:07:35

podcasts and stuff. Yeah.

1:07:37

But you know how sometimes you run a podcast and

1:07:39

the host never asks you to plug anything and they

1:07:41

say, thanks for coming. Goodbye. And you didn't get a

1:07:44

plug in. And this show, you just got an extra

1:07:46

one in just in case that happens to you again

1:07:48

soon. Yeah. That's how I like

1:07:50

to look at it. Yeah. Trey, T-R-A-E Crowder on

1:07:52

the socials and all that. You can find it

1:07:54

all. I appreciate it. I

1:07:56

love it all, you guys. Oh, find it all. Angel

1:07:58

Bassett. great film. That

1:08:02

was a good one. I'm

1:08:07

gonna be doing Douglas movies

1:08:09

and stand up in the

1:08:11

Chicago land area May 5th

1:08:13

and May 4th stand up

1:08:15

in this city and then

1:08:17

Douglas movies taping out at

1:08:20

Zany's in Rosemont but

1:08:24

you know where to go for all

1:08:27

of my dates. I have

1:08:29

one last question for all of my guests.

1:08:33

I've been closing out every episode

1:08:35

lately with you

1:08:38

know last line from motion

1:08:40

picture and usually just you

1:08:43

know saying it and not you know drawing

1:08:45

too much attention to what

1:08:48

it's from but I don't have one. I didn't pick

1:08:50

one out for today. I

1:08:52

couldn't think of one that I was inspired to use

1:08:54

and I don't know what the... I

1:08:56

wanted to do the one for JFK

1:08:58

but I don't know what I couldn't

1:09:01

find. It's a movie that didn't have

1:09:03

any tag lines. Back into the layup.

1:09:05

Yeah. Back into the layup.

1:09:08

There's lots of really terrible tag

1:09:11

lines they could have had or the

1:09:14

last line of JFK. Well

1:09:17

I tried. Some

1:09:20

like that. But does anybody have a favorite

1:09:22

last line from a movie? Trey do you

1:09:24

have one? The

1:09:27

only thing I could think of is the one from Dick's The Musical.

1:09:29

What do they say at the end of that? God is

1:09:31

an F-slower and all love is love. That's

1:09:34

the last line of the movie? I think so. I

1:09:37

mean... I always do, yeah. It's the

1:09:40

big closing number. All love is love?

1:09:42

Yeah. But then the other part... The

1:09:44

other part is first but those are

1:09:46

the last words. All love is love.

1:09:48

It's like you could say that's the

1:09:50

last line. Yeah but I really... I'm

1:09:52

comfortable with half of that message. mostly

1:09:57

do you have one? Well I saw...

1:10:00

a movie on the plane last night that I was way

1:10:02

too late to be seeing but it was

1:10:05

I think I'm here for my gynecology appointment.

1:10:07

Ah, yeah. Yeah. A good final

1:10:09

line. A very good final line. I ended with

1:10:11

a bang. What's that from

1:10:14

12 Angry Men? That's right. It's

1:10:16

not from Dicks the Musical, I'll tell you that. From

1:10:19

Barbie. I saw Barbie for the first

1:10:21

time on the plane last night. And that's the last

1:10:23

line is I'm here for my gynecology. Gynecology, right? My

1:10:25

gynecologist. Yeah, my gynecologist. And it's

1:10:27

a great closing joke actually. Very good.

1:10:30

I thought it was a well done

1:10:32

dismount. Right. And also just a

1:10:34

wonderful starting off point for the sequel. That's right. Barbie

1:10:37

2, she's got a pussy now. Wakanda

1:10:40

forever. Alright,

1:10:44

so I really haven't narrowed this

1:10:46

down to one yet that I

1:10:48

like the best. Guy, do

1:10:50

you have a favorite last line for a movie?

1:10:52

I truly can't think of anything. Okay.

1:10:55

That just sounds me. Alright. I'll

1:10:57

work something up. I think I

1:10:59

can make this work. Okay.

1:11:07

One more time for all of

1:11:10

my guests. Guy Brand, emotion cashier,

1:11:12

Trey Crowder. Thank you

1:11:14

to the improv lab at the world

1:11:16

famous West Hollywood Improv. Stuck over there

1:11:19

at the bar and everybody here for

1:11:21

helping me to put on this show

1:11:23

and for coming out to see it.

1:11:27

And what's

1:11:30

your line again? All love

1:11:32

is love. All love is love. Okay, I've got

1:11:34

it. What was the first part of that line?

1:11:36

You mean a big part? I'm not going to do that

1:11:38

part. I'm just going to do the whole. I'm going to just say

1:11:41

it. Can I say it? Yeah, Guy can do it. Guy is a

1:11:43

faggot in all of his love. Yeah.

1:11:47

I just want to say all

1:11:49

love is love at the guy's

1:11:51

house. I'm

1:11:55

a gynecologist. Hit it! I

1:12:03

just want to say all love

1:12:05

is love at the gynecologist. maybe

1:12:26

i won't. Hit

1:12:30

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