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Mascara on Amazon today. Hey,

2:00

hey, hey, everybody. My name is

2:02

Doug and I love movies. This

2:05

is Doug Love's Movies

2:18

recording on Sunday, April

2:20

28, 2024. And my

2:22

guests today are Kevin

2:25

Kraft, Blair Socky,

2:27

and Kate Willett.

2:29

Hello. Hello there.

2:32

Let's meet everybody individually

2:34

and alphabetically because that

2:36

certainly didn't, nobody understood

2:39

any of that. And

2:42

alphabetically by first name, as I

2:45

like to do, she can be

2:47

seen as part of the Netflix

2:49

is a joke festival here in

2:51

Los Angeles. Blair Socky. Hey Blair,

2:53

Happy New Year. Oh, Happy

2:55

New Year, Doug. Thank you very much for

2:57

having me back. It's

2:59

good to talk to you and

3:02

I'm looking forward to hearing about, I think

3:04

I know what's going on

3:07

with your Netflix is a joke show, but

3:09

tell the listeners. Oh,

3:11

yes. I have one

3:14

with co-headlining with Amy Miller, May 6

3:16

at the Improv as part of the

3:19

festival. And then I also have a

3:21

show with Ron Funches as part of

3:24

the festival on Saturday, May 11th at

3:26

the Comedy Store. That's

3:28

awesome. We love Amy Miller and

3:31

Ron Funches, even

3:33

though Ron, of course, does not appear

3:35

on Doug Love's Movies. He doesn't? No,

3:38

he doesn't like movie trivia. Oh, I

3:40

did not know this, but I do know

3:43

about his very direct honesty. So,

3:48

yes. I've only

3:50

had a few over the years. They've just straight up said,

3:53

I don't do movie

3:55

trivia. You know, like he just

3:57

does it, his brain doesn't do it. So he doesn't want to sit

3:59

there at all. You don't know the answers. Yeah,

4:01

that's like me. I never know any of

4:03

the answers, but I still faithfully come on

4:07

Well, that's the thing and I try to make it so that

4:09

there's an occasional Arbitrariness to

4:11

it where you're trying you have

4:13

a chance and

4:15

I Think when I asked

4:17

Ron initially that was back in the day

4:19

when you know Everyone is you know playing

4:21

for blood and people are real serious Back

4:27

when I had too many men on the show I'm

4:31

excited for all of your Netflix is a

4:33

joke stuff. That's very cool Thank you And

4:36

thank you for being here And if you want

4:38

to take the time while I'm talking to the

4:40

other two guests to study up on movie trivia

4:43

Thank you. You know, you want to cram

4:46

last minute Her

4:48

first hour-long special is out

4:50

now on Apple TV Amazon

4:52

YouTube and more It's

4:55

Kate Willis. Hey Hey

4:58

great to be back. Thank you so much

5:02

What's your special called my

5:04

special is called loopholes Right

5:08

on and which services did I

5:10

not mention that it's on? I think

5:14

Vimeo I did the civil with

5:16

comedy dynamics So they make it

5:18

available on a bunch of different

5:20

platforms So, you know Amazon's always

5:23

really easy YouTube's always really easy

5:25

But you know, it's it's everywhere.

5:27

That's cool. That's very cool. And You

5:30

know, thank you for joining us today.

5:32

How do you I feel like

5:35

you feel fairly strong in your movie

5:37

trivia abilities You

5:39

know if I've seen a movie I

5:41

can remember it perfectly But

5:43

I haven't seen a ton

5:45

of movies. So I'm actually curious to see

5:47

how I do today. Yeah, there's

5:49

lots of movies that You

5:52

know, especially these days that you just can't

5:54

get around to so how can you also

5:56

know like who's in it and stuff, you

5:58

know So

6:00

yeah, it's it's getting tougher all the time.

6:02

So just making More

6:05

and more future films like Jerry Seinfeld was

6:07

complaining recently about movies being dead He was

6:09

like because you know you used to talk

6:11

to your friends about the movies You know

6:13

the hit movies that you go see it's

6:15

like yeah When

6:17

Seinfeld was growing up, you know, they were there

6:19

weren't Multiplexes

6:21

and streaming and and all the other things

6:24

that are going on You

6:27

know when a movie came out, I remember like

6:30

a movie like The

6:32

sting played at the

6:34

same theater in San Diego for

6:36

like a over a year Wow,

6:40

the single screen theater. So the same

6:42

movie sound of music ET

6:45

Star Wars all that kind of shit would just play

6:47

like in one big theater and but it would be

6:49

there for Forever

6:51

but listen enough of my old man

6:53

talks Our third

6:55

guest today just completed

6:57

his first feature film

7:00

as a director It's

7:02

Kevin Kraft. Hey Kevin What's

7:04

up, Doug? Thanks for having me. I've

7:06

looked into you a few times this year. So I didn't

7:08

that's why they pull out the Happy New Year Well,

7:12

I every time you say it to me I

7:14

appreciate it Doug the level of respect from the

7:16

people in my life that don't say it enough

7:19

It really gets under my skin Have

7:22

you seen? Civil

7:27

war or Abigail I have

7:30

seen Civil War. Yeah. Okay. Tell us about

7:32

it stud I Enjoyed

7:35

it. It was a very unique way of Presenting

7:38

that story. I feel like if you're gonna make

7:40

a movie about a fictional modern-day American Civil War

7:42

there's a lot of ways to do it, but

7:46

Presenting it through the eyes of the press and kind

7:48

of keeping it neutral and they don't really try to sway

7:50

the audience one Way or the other who's the good guy

7:52

and who's the bad guy? It was It

7:55

was cool. You know, I like you. I

7:57

see a ton of movies. So anytime somebody

7:59

does something a little different. I'm just

8:01

like, yeah, I appreciate that. I think

8:04

they're all villains. What do you think of that?

8:06

I think both sides are probably bad. I like

8:10

they want to fight. You know

8:12

what I mean? They're so excited to fight each

8:14

other. It's crazy. Are you

8:17

going to see Abigail? I

8:19

think I am. Initially, I wasn't. And

8:21

then and then like, positive reviews came

8:23

out and I love horror movies. So

8:25

yeah, it's it's on the list. Yeah,

8:28

yeah. Yeah, I think I

8:30

think I'm going to enjoy. I know I won't love.

8:32

I can say that I

8:34

probably won't love it because it'll still have

8:37

enough tropes and slow parts to

8:40

make me leave not as

8:42

enthused as when I went in, you

8:44

know, because whenever everybody's talking about a

8:46

horror movie, like I went

8:48

through this with Megan, like I saw it late. So

8:51

everybody had talked it up so much that of

8:53

course, it's not going to live up to that,

8:56

you know, expectation. I

8:58

just thought it was, you know, it was fine. But

9:01

but this Abigail one, I'm

9:03

pretty excited for mostly just because it

9:06

looks like Abigail is

9:08

just like physically

9:11

just really wild, like a lot of a

9:14

lot of jumping around the room, that kind of thing. Yeah,

9:17

it seems pretty violent. Like she's just tearing

9:19

through people, which you know,

9:21

that'll put me in a seat. Yeah,

9:23

why not? All right.

9:26

But before we play

9:28

games today, let's get

9:31

some movie recommendations or

9:33

one recommendation specifically. Blair,

9:36

you're up first. Put

9:38

down your books you were studying from.

9:42

Please recommend a movie.

9:45

Oh, shoot, I need you to come back around to

9:47

me. Okay. Kate,

9:50

is this a tough question for you as

9:52

well? Well, I okay, I

9:54

just saw a movie that I thought was really

9:56

original that I loved. It will be a controversial

9:59

one, though. I watched this movie from 2022 called

10:01

How to Blow Up a Pipeline. It's

10:05

not an instruction manual. It's about a

10:07

group of environmental activists that decide

10:09

to engage and an extreme action

10:12

and it follows their story. And

10:14

I just I thought it was

10:16

like an extremely original movie. I'd

10:18

never seen anything like that. I've

10:21

definitely heard about it and you know,

10:23

haven't gotten around to see it. But

10:26

all it takes is a recommendation

10:29

and you know, that gets me

10:31

headed in that direction, you know,

10:33

because there's just too much to

10:36

watch these days. How did

10:38

you see it? You watched it on a streamer or something? Yeah,

10:41

I watched it. I think it was on Hulu. It

10:43

follows the life of a young

10:45

indigenous woman and you

10:48

know, her friends. And you know,

10:50

it's just I think

10:52

in addition to the subject matter

10:54

being really interesting, it had very

10:56

original form of storytelling and structure

10:58

and I definitely think it's worth

11:00

the stream. Right on. Kevin.

11:06

I know you said you like

11:08

Civil War, but is there something

11:10

you have a more full-hearted, full-throated

11:13

recommendation for? Sure.

11:17

I mean, it's not super

11:20

modern, but I always like to

11:22

give shout-outs to the underdogs and

11:24

I really like Alita Battle Angel

11:27

that came out a few years ago. Wow.

11:31

That is an interesting pull.

11:34

Yeah, it's campy, but

11:37

it's you know, it's cyberpunk. It's got some

11:39

cool action in it for PC 13. It's

11:42

got some pretty cool

11:44

kills and I think

11:46

it bombed unfairly. I think the critics

11:48

treated it unfairly and I think it's

11:50

a really fun movie. It kind

11:53

of set up for a sequel that it looks

11:55

like will probably never get because of its performance

11:57

in the box office, but I don't know.

11:59

I don't think there's enough. Good cyberpunk

12:01

movies out there. Like I can't really make that long

12:03

of a list So,

12:06

yeah, check out a lead a battle angel Do

12:10

you think maybe like was a massive

12:12

stumbling block for the whole enterprise the

12:14

big eyes that the title character has

12:18

It could have been you know, it was based on a

12:20

manga So I'm sure they wanted to make it look like

12:23

it looks like a cartoon even though the movie

12:25

is actually live-action But that

12:27

aspect of it when you just see

12:29

quick clips makes it look hard, you know, like a

12:32

Animator for children or so, you know, I'm

12:34

talking about you know people that are dumb

12:36

would think this not yeah No,

12:38

it's not not educated Robert Rodriguez

12:41

did take some big swings with it,

12:43

but I appreciate it. I thought it was fun Yeah,

12:47

but you know you would have liked it just as

12:49

much probably if she just had her or you know

12:52

If Rosa Salazar said her regular

12:54

eyes Yeah, the eyes

12:56

weren't a big The

12:59

other hey listen, I love teen

13:02

paintings and I love Elita anything that has

13:04

huge eyes Sign

13:06

me up Okay

13:08

Blair, you okay we had

13:11

some time. Yeah. Thank you so much

13:13

for being so gracious I'm

13:16

gonna have to go with love and basketball

13:19

today Okay Yeah,

13:21

I know that's not new but I

13:24

had to be honest about what the last

13:26

movie I saw was that I really enjoyed

13:29

and I did Candidly rent

13:31

problemista before this but I didn't have

13:33

a chance to watch it yet. Who

13:35

are you Toris? Okay

13:38

Yeah But love and

13:40

basketball is the last movie you watched that you liked

13:42

or just the last movie you watch Um

13:45

both I really I really love that movie

13:47

though. It's so good. I could watch it

13:49

I have watched it a million times. Oh,

13:52

okay. So you just fired it up

13:55

again recently. Yeah Yeah,

13:57

that's the other problem. I have is with Like

14:00

when I'm on a plane and you know the

14:02

airline will offer up 40 titles

14:04

to choose from and you know I'll

14:06

go through all of them and I'll go I've never

14:08

seen that, I've never seen that. You

14:10

know there's never anything I'm like oh I've never

14:12

seen it, I'm dying to see it you know.

14:15

So I always end up just watching something that I know I already

14:17

liked. Oh I

14:20

do the opposite, I use

14:22

the plane as my educational

14:25

experience for movies. That's what

14:27

I should be doing. I saw good,

14:31

what's that movie Robin Williams is

14:33

it Good Morning Vietnam? Yeah.

14:35

I saw that on a plane, I

14:38

saw Taxi Driver on a plane sort

14:40

of just hitting some of my marks,

14:42

my blind spots. Yeah,

14:44

yeah. I mean I can't

14:46

believe I feel like you've probably seen every

14:48

movie about a 13 year old prostitute. I

14:51

need to see more movies.

14:59

Well that's but that is you know that's

15:01

a good point. I've

15:04

had lots of friends, I know a

15:06

lot of people that'll like some movie they thought look

15:08

boring they'll watch it on a plane and to me

15:10

it's like oh my god that's going to make the

15:12

flight scene even longer. You know I'd

15:14

rather watch something that I enjoy that goes

15:17

by quickly you know that like doesn't

15:20

stop time. I will say

15:22

though watching something on a plane that

15:24

you never seen before like that like

15:26

your ability to lock in is much

15:28

better on the plane compared to you

15:30

know all the distractions and sort of

15:32

half watching that that go

15:35

absolutely absolutely. So

15:37

love and basketball who's in

15:40

that? What's

15:43

her name? I don't know if I'm saying her

15:45

name right. Laphan. Laphan? Yeah.

15:49

Yeah. And who's the guy? Is

15:51

it? I feel bad I don't know. Epps,

15:54

his last name is Epps. Oh is

15:56

it Omar Epps? Yes, yes, yes. There

15:59

you go. And it's

16:01

basically just a romance set

16:03

in the world of like,

16:06

what kind of basketball is it? Is

16:08

it professional basketball? Yes, well,

16:10

it's multi-generational, but

16:12

they college basketball that goes to the

16:15

NBA and WNBA.

16:18

And I love a sports movie. So

16:20

mix that with a romance. And I'm

16:22

so in also one of

16:25

the main scenes was filmed at my college

16:27

bar in Westwood. It used to

16:29

be called Maloney's, but it's not called that

16:31

anymore. What's it called now? I

16:34

don't know. I forget. I forget

16:37

what it's called now. I haven't swung by in

16:39

a while. Yeah, but it's definitely got

16:41

had the college bar vibe because it

16:43

because the movie didn't take place in

16:45

Westwood. No,

16:48

it takes the bar is

16:50

like that dark wood one where he talks

16:52

to his dad, confronts his dad about the

16:54

cheating. Oh, okay. But

16:59

I guess also good timing that you're

17:01

bringing this up because people should be

17:03

revisiting this movie or seeing it for

17:05

the first time because of all the

17:07

fever that's suddenly happening with the WNBA.

17:10

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Can

17:13

you believe it? What a thrill. I

17:15

love it. I love it. Like,

17:17

I watched the last few games of,

17:21

you know, the women's

17:23

college tournament and

17:25

I'll do it every time. I

17:28

won't pay a lick of attention to the men's. I

17:31

love that. Well, they said it was the

17:33

highest viewership ever, even higher than men's. And

17:36

that just made me so happy because there's

17:38

all those men online that, you know, they're

17:40

like, who would go to this women's sport?

17:43

Women aren't funny. Women shouldn't

17:46

exist. It's

17:48

crazy how mad they

17:50

get about that some women

17:52

are playing a game. I know.

17:56

So sick. All right.

17:58

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But let's play our first game today

19:40

is something that I call whose tagline

19:42

is it anyway. In

19:45

this game, I say a tagline

19:47

from a motion picture and

19:50

then, you know, we'll go in

19:52

order. Each of you gets an opportunity to guess

19:56

what movie you think is a

19:58

tagline. line

20:00

for and there will be

20:02

a theme but that of course you may not

20:04

you know recognize until

20:06

we get two or three titles

20:09

into it so Blair's up

20:11

first she misses then

20:14

Kate gets a

20:16

two tag lines she

20:19

gets an additional tag like cuz all

20:21

these movies have multiple tag lines so

20:23

if then if Kate

20:25

misses then Kevin will get here

20:28

three tag lines and

20:31

if he misses you know I don't

20:33

know what to say but you

20:37

just won't get a point but

20:39

there's only a few rounds this sounds

20:41

very difficult but hopefully

20:44

the answers will lock in especially

20:46

if you look out and get more than one

20:49

tag line okay Blair

20:52

mm-hmm here

20:54

you go the first tag line you just

20:57

get the one tag line some

21:00

things are worth waiting for oh god

21:05

that's a vague as hell right

21:07

like most movies have characters

21:10

that are something on

21:12

something some things are

21:14

worth waiting for

21:19

um eliminate every movie where everybody

21:21

dies at the end right

21:24

although even that couldn't qualify

21:27

yeah I mean clearly it's like

21:29

a it's like a mismatch

21:32

love that comes together like

21:34

years later um okay

21:41

um the

21:43

notebook I absolutely terrific

21:45

guess of course the

21:48

characters in that film will remember

21:50

what they were waiting for right

21:52

right right right tragically but yeah

21:55

that is not it let me make the incorrect

21:58

noise Okay, Kate

22:02

you get a second tagline.

22:05

I don't know if you've got any ideas based

22:07

on that first one But what do

22:09

you think if we add a comedy

22:12

with class? Is

22:16

this as good as it gets with

22:19

talent on and Jack Nicholson I wish

22:23

That is a terrific guess. I

22:26

love that movie. Yeah Mostly

22:30

because it's a rom-com but also the speed in

22:32

which you said it. I was very excited. I

22:35

thought you were gonna Now

22:38

I know now I know which one it was

22:46

Don't worry Kate I don't know what it is. Well

22:49

you get a third one Kevin if this one

22:51

doesn't help you then I you know We'll

22:55

see I'm not

22:57

gonna make any there's no conjecture

22:59

here about Tagline is

23:01

like something like you're gonna love Citizen

23:04

Kane Everything

23:07

always comes back to Citizen

23:09

Kane it really does It's

23:14

like you know it's such a it's kind of

23:16

a wholesome reference You know what I mean? It's

23:18

not the movie of mamini like sex or violence

23:20

to speak of It's

23:22

old. All right, Kevin Some

23:25

things are worth waiting for a comedy with class and

23:27

then third final clue the final

23:29

tagline She's never been

23:32

hip never been cool. Never been

23:34

in dot dot dot until now

23:38

Terrible tagline. Oh my

23:40

goodness All right. Well, I

23:42

do have like a couple potential answers that pop will

23:44

give us just one Answer

23:46

that you think might be it. I

23:49

had nothing to get lucky It

23:54

like scrambles my brain when a word pops in like

23:56

when you said the first one now all you can

23:58

think about is waiting for guff and I know that's

24:00

not it. Just waiting. I

24:06

don't think I'd go with the first tagline. I

24:08

don't think I'd pick one that has two out

24:10

of three words from the title. I know. What

24:14

was the third one again? I'm sorry. I'm

24:16

not here to completely give it away. She's

24:18

never been hip, never been cool, never been

24:20

in dot dot dot until now. I

24:24

don't even know what word they, did they mean love is

24:26

the word they skipped there? I don't even know what, what

24:29

if that's for sure the word is supposed to be there.

24:32

Yeah, weird word to censor. Yeah,

24:35

it's not even censoring. It's just like dropping

24:37

off. It's weird.

24:39

Anyway, oh, oh, okay. Okay. I think

24:42

okay. Is

24:44

it is it never been kissed? Yes,

24:46

it is never been kissed. You did

24:48

it. You figured it out. Well,

24:51

that was a good kiss. I

24:54

thought that was she's all that. Yeah,

24:56

that's another. One is

24:58

definitely in the in that area. But

25:00

yeah, that third clue is supposed to give it

25:02

away because of all that never talk. And he's

25:04

never been this. But

25:08

just the way it's worded though, it's like it

25:10

never been in so it doesn't

25:13

fit there. Like it seems like it's leading up to

25:15

kiss. It's the movie. Anyway,

25:18

they're just saying

25:20

she's never there

25:22

just implying that she's never been in love

25:24

or had sex or kissed or any

25:27

of that, but they don't want to come out and say

25:29

it. It's for for typo

25:31

on IMDB could go either way. Kevin,

25:35

you are on the board. You got one

25:37

point but we go back to Blair. Sorry,

25:40

the timing of this player is

25:42

not great. Could you just

25:44

get the first one? But here's the first

25:46

tagline. Blair. He

25:49

was given an offer. He can't

25:51

refuse. Oh

25:54

my God. He was given an

25:56

offer. He can't refuse. Oh

26:01

he was giving off where.

26:04

It share refills,

26:07

Which real area? so I godfather two

26:09

or three like they just suck that

26:11

suffers got the other major bag lied?

26:13

But that is not the case here.

26:18

On. One.

26:21

Of your out who he is. Ah,

26:27

This almighty. The

26:29

that if it. Is this the figures that.

26:32

Feathers The sound of that was

26:35

you're incorrect. So

26:37

move on. Photo

26:45

is a nice and know I'm trying really

26:47

high. New. Are are you here? I

26:49

agree. Can see a burn, the urging of

26:51

furrowed brow. Or

26:55

here's the next one. K: He knows

26:57

the score. He. Gets the

26:59

women. And he kills.

27:01

The bad guys. Who.

27:05

This. Is very difficult. Year

27:08

lot of movies like that. Sit, sit

27:10

with. Me

27:13

see. You

27:16

know I would I would get

27:18

i thought it was gonna be

27:21

some kind or that mafia movie

27:23

by yeah this is clearly not

27:25

a mafia movie because they killed

27:27

everyone is mafia movies. Ah. Man.

27:31

You know I. Have

27:34

kids with that look at the second time going

27:36

again he knows discouraged killed the bad guys. What

27:38

else? He gets the women. He

27:40

gets the women. ah. He

27:43

knows how to score. You

27:45

know? Score! Nord mean it's. It's

27:48

he knows the score that fallujah

27:50

brother there. Is

27:54

is every road. when

27:57

we see Okay,

28:01

I'm gonna do like a totally left field

28:03

guess that I think is wrong, but it's not

28:05

die-hard is it? No,

28:09

it's not die-hard He

28:14

sort of gets the woman he gets his woman back.

28:16

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's why I was like this is

28:19

wrong So

28:21

Kevin I'm realized thinking of things that are

28:23

wrong I figured out the flaw in this

28:25

gameplay the structure that I've created What should

28:27

happen is the person who gets the point

28:30

on the next round? They should be the

28:32

person who gets just the one

28:34

clue and then you know And then

28:36

we move on from there is what I should have done. Yeah

28:39

I mean if I get right that yeah, ding me with

28:41

ding me with that one Yeah But

28:43

I'm afraid like this is gonna this because

28:46

the third clue is kind of just getting

28:48

given away if anybody hasn't you know Managed

28:50

to come up with it. Well, I

28:52

am pretty heaven What I

28:54

am pretty stupid Okay,

28:57

let's see if you're dumb enough to not know this one He

29:02

was given an offer he can't refuse he

29:05

knows the score he gets the women he

29:07

kills the bad guys And the third tagline

29:09

is they just fucked with

29:11

the wrong Mexican. Oh Okay,

29:16

that's got to be machete right

29:18

yeah Not only

29:20

is it got to be machete you have to

29:22

even pronounce it correctly Beautiful

29:26

pronunciation. Yeah See

29:29

so yeah, so technically you just won

29:31

the game, but it just doesn't seem it doesn't

29:33

seem right to me But

29:36

we're gonna for this next round I'm going

29:38

to at least give the other players a

29:40

chance and I'm gonna have you go first

29:42

on this next one Kevin as I should

29:45

have all along All

29:47

right. All right, that's fair. Okay So

29:51

Kevin gets just one tagline

29:53

and it is sometimes love

29:55

blows Okay,

30:00

that's also keep in mind that there is

30:02

a theme and that so far we have

30:04

never been kissed and match a tea Wait

30:09

match a tie Vulgar

30:11

tagline to sometimes love

30:13

blows. Yeah, I'd

30:16

say it's less vulgar than they

30:18

fucked with the wrong Fair

30:23

point yeah site a pretty Just

30:30

take a wild guess sometimes love

30:33

blows. Yeah gone with the wind

30:41

No wonder it was the most successful fill

30:43

of all time I thought it was the

30:45

racism okay So

30:49

Blair now you get to

30:52

taglines Blair you got

30:54

sometimes love blows I'm

30:56

adding to that get ready

30:58

to get lucky Get

31:02

ready to get lucky

31:08

Russians 13 no I Want

31:16

to see you on like jeopardy or something, you

31:19

know, I am back answers

31:22

I am Do

31:26

well on jeopardy cuz I am very

31:28

book smart Unfortunately, I haven't seen too

31:31

many movies, but yeah, this is a

31:33

real Brainjerker,

31:35

I just coined that phrase. I Like

31:38

it. Okay. Let me give you the incorrect

31:41

sound You're

31:44

welcome Get

31:47

ready to get okay kiss the third one now What

31:57

okay, so it's Sometimes

32:00

love blows, get ready to get lucky, and

32:04

he has to break his

32:06

curse before she breaks his

32:09

heart. Well,

32:13

I know this isn't right, but I'm

32:15

going to go with Beauty and the Beast because

32:17

it doesn't match that one. So,

32:20

yeah. I

32:23

mean, I think those are all, I don't know

32:26

if they ever consummate in that movie, but love

32:30

does blow for a bit there

32:32

because they're, you know, it's interspecies,

32:34

but then he does have

32:37

to break the curse because he really

32:39

is, you know, going to make him feel

32:41

sad about being a dumb animal. So,

32:45

excellent work of making the clue work

32:47

for your answer, but incorrect.

32:52

The movie I was looking for, did it

32:55

help you at all, Kevin, to hear all three

32:57

clues or you still don't even have a guess?

33:00

I mean, my only guess would be

33:02

that one where like Zac Efron turns

33:04

into fucking Chandler, whatever that was.

33:07

He turned into what? Didn't he

33:09

turn into Chandler? Or Chandler turns

33:11

into... Chandler turns into Efron, yeah. Yeah,

33:15

that's you, Perry. Efron. And

33:18

Zac Efron do it. It's one of the best,

33:21

you know, one of those kind of things ever

33:23

in terms of like, because their performances are really,

33:26

they're really in sync with each other.

33:28

But anyway, no, it's last 17 again.

33:32

It's a posted picture called

33:34

Good Luck Chuck. Yeah,

33:39

starring Dane

33:41

Cook and the

33:43

subject, the theme of today's

33:46

game, Happy Birthday

33:48

to Jessica Alba. Oh,

33:52

it's all Jessica Alba movies.

33:55

Wasn't Good Luck Chuck? Is that the one where like,

33:57

if you fuck Dane Cook, you get married to someone

33:59

else immediately? Yeah, so

34:01

then you know all the ladies want to have sex

34:03

with them because they all they all need to get

34:05

married I

34:09

fucked him. If I fucked Dane Cook, do

34:12

I do I find my true love? Do you

34:14

know if that movie had explored half as interesting

34:16

an idea as the one you just pitched? You

34:20

know, maybe would have been good. I do bad Kevin

34:22

is married to a 19 year old. Okay You're

34:30

too old. Sorry. Sorry old man. Yeah, he's

34:32

not into your age enough. Yeah Kevin's

34:39

too young for for I

34:41

don't anyway No

34:45

matter how you slice it that was

34:47

the That

34:49

was the game and Kevin is Kevin

34:51

is our winner but You

34:54

know, I think Kate and Blair

34:56

should both be proud of you

34:58

know Being here in a moment where

35:00

I figured out how to fix this game

35:04

for a future for future players

35:07

You want to do one more now that you

35:10

know, it's Jessica Alba. Let's see what What

35:13

happens? We'll start with Kate

35:15

you get the

35:17

first one and it's a

35:19

movie with Jessica Alba in it and

35:22

The first tagline is you're gonna love

35:25

this baby I Don't

35:35

know I wish I knew I don't

35:37

know that much about Jessica Alba who

35:39

does I Don't see I

35:42

know she just stepped down a CEO of

35:44

the company that made her the 18th

35:46

richest woman on the planet or some

35:48

crazy thing Okay,

35:52

we can get some more information

35:54

in her taglines Well,

35:58

this next one does have more a kiss So this

36:00

is goes to Kevin. There

36:06

is no justice without sin. Oh,

36:10

okay. Sin city. Yeah.

36:12

Yeah. I

36:14

was so hungry. We get to Blair. Then the

36:16

third clue is in a city. There

36:19

is the shaky truths between those

36:21

who rule and those

36:23

who rule everything. Wait,

36:26

what? Those who rule the streets and

36:28

those who rule everything. But anyway, that

36:30

one had a lot more information in

36:32

it. But once again, yes, Blair.

36:37

I like, Oh

36:40

no. I,

36:43

um, I, I don't know what's

36:45

her dance movie. Um,

36:48

I don't know. Kevin already

36:50

got it right. But you, you're thinking of,

36:52

uh, honey. Honey. Yeah.

36:55

Yeah. But Kevin got it. I would like it mattress.

36:58

Kevin got it right. When he said sin

37:00

city, I just said the third clue just

37:02

for, just for laughs. Oh,

37:04

I didn't even get, I didn't even get

37:06

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38:26

our second and final

38:28

game today, the one that

38:30

decides everything. And I think all

38:33

three of you are really going to be up for

38:36

this particular game based

38:38

on how you did

38:40

in the last game. Okay.

38:43

Intuit. I like that

38:46

silence. That was, I thought

38:49

people muted their mics. It's

38:55

a game I call Albatross.

38:57

Yeah. I'll

39:01

name a movie. You told me

39:03

if that movie features Jessica Alba, a

39:07

talking bird or

39:09

neither. Those

39:12

are your options. Whose turn is

39:14

it? Kevin

39:18

gets to go first and

39:21

then Blair but since there's three choices,

39:23

if Kevin misses on the first one,

39:25

then Kate has two to choose from

39:27

and if Kate misses and Blair, you

39:29

get the gimme point because

39:32

it'll be obvious that the third

39:34

option will still be available and

39:36

then you'll say it and you'll

39:38

get that. I'm really praying for

39:40

your guys downfall right now so I can

39:42

get on the board. Whenever

39:47

somebody gets a point, the

39:49

next person in order, Kevin,

39:52

Kate, Blair gets to

39:54

start the next

39:56

round. This game is

39:58

flawless. All

40:01

right, Kevin, you

40:03

ready? I sure am. So

40:06

exciting. As

40:10

soon as Kate said in that last

40:12

game, but I don't know that much about

40:14

Jessica Alba, it

40:17

gave me a real, got me really excited for

40:19

this game. If

40:21

it helps, I know nothing

40:23

about talking birds. Well,

40:26

I'm an expert there, so let's go. Yeah,

40:30

I figured everybody would be either Team Bird

40:32

or Team Alba. And

40:39

so just to recap, Kevin, you have to

40:41

tell me if this

40:43

movie title, this film has Jessica

40:45

Alba in it, talking

40:47

bird or neither.

40:50

You can say neither if you want, if you like to

40:52

say it that way. I might. I'll

40:55

still know what you mean. All

40:58

right, here we go. The

41:01

film is The Sleeping

41:04

Dictionary. Okay,

41:08

fucking what? Yeah,

41:10

there's a movie out

41:12

there allegedly called The

41:14

Sleeping Dictionary. Does

41:17

it have Jessica Alba, talking

41:20

bird or neither?

41:25

Hmm. Yeah, that just, that just

41:27

melted. The title doesn't scream either. No,

41:30

but it doesn't. What

41:32

are you going to do?

41:34

Ma'am, putting dictionary in the title of your movie.

41:37

What are you going for? What is this? I'm

41:39

trying to reverse engineer here. It's

41:42

not working. So I'm going to take a

41:44

shot in the dark and say, there's

41:46

a talking bird reading a dictionary or something in

41:48

that film. That's your

41:50

guess. Yeah, yeah. Talking birds.

41:55

Yep. God damn it. I'm

41:57

sorry, no. Sleeping

42:00

dictionary is not feature a

42:02

talking bird. Kate,

42:08

is it an Alba or a Neather? I

42:11

think it's an Alba. I'm gonna go with Alba. You're

42:14

going Jessica Alba in the

42:16

Sleeping dictionary. Yes. I

42:19

mean, that it makes sense because clearly

42:22

that's why none of us have heard

42:24

of it is because what a terrible,

42:27

terrible title. It

42:29

was from 2003, it started Jessica

42:31

Alba. Yay. Yeah.

42:36

Congratulations. Kate

42:38

is on the board. Blair,

42:41

you are up. Are

42:45

you ready? Uh-huh. I

42:47

think so. Okay. All right.

42:51

Jessica Alba, talking

42:53

bird, one

42:56

or more talking birds. Or

42:59

neither. Bye. The

43:01

title is, hang on, let me look for it. Here we

43:04

go. Valiant.

43:09

Never heard of that in my life.

43:11

Is there a talking bird? The

43:13

only movie that's a talking bird is Moana.

43:16

Okay. The

43:18

bird talks in Moana? Oh, yeah,

43:21

chicken. Hey, hey. Who

43:24

does the voice? I

43:27

forgot his name. Somebody

43:29

good with noises. Yeah.

43:31

I know you little bird, right?

43:34

Oh, yeah. It's one lone

43:37

companion as she travels the

43:39

ocean. Okay,

43:41

I'm going to go. I'm

43:44

going to go neither. Neither

43:48

is your answer for

43:50

the stone Valiant. Sorry,

43:54

Blair. I knew it was talking bird.

43:58

We still have. Two

44:00

more players. Kevin,

44:03

is it talking birds or neither? Well,

44:11

um, didn't

44:13

Blair guess neither? Yeah,

44:15

I guess neither. Oh, I'm sorry. Is it? So

44:17

what does that lead? That leads? Is it an

44:20

alba or a talking

44:22

birds? Valiant.

44:26

Um, I, you

44:28

know what? I, hmm. I'm

44:31

just going to go off on the assumption that you've

44:34

found some deep, deep cut albas.

44:36

And I'll say Jessica Alba is in

44:39

some mystery film called Valiant. But

44:41

you think sleeping dictionary is deep cut.

44:45

Yeah, how silly of me. Yeah. She's

44:48

here going Alba. I think. Yeah,

44:51

yeah. I'll go Alba. Yeah, the

44:54

game is named after her. So it seems

44:56

like a logical thing

44:58

to say. But

45:01

now we're not as a crack. No. Hey,

45:05

what's left? Okay. So

45:09

this is Valiant and so

45:12

I guess talking bird is left. Yeah.

45:15

Yeah. Yeah.

45:17

Would that have been your guess anyway? Um,

45:20

yeah. Man, well, I think

45:23

my original guess would have been Alba. But

45:26

you know, through process of elimination, I was

45:28

really hoping that I would get a question

45:30

like Sesame Street presents

45:33

a big bird or something and I

45:35

would have an easy, easy time. But

45:37

yeah. Well, you know, maybe there

45:39

will be an easy one later in the game,

45:42

but you're, you're telling it so far. You got

45:44

two points. And

45:47

I'm disappointed in you a little

45:49

bit Blair, not in you, but

45:52

just maybe more in myself because

45:55

Valiant is from 2005 and it is

45:57

an animated motion. picture

46:01

really that has

46:04

it's all birds that talk all the

46:06

time all the characters are birds and

46:09

they are um it's a war world

46:11

war two movie wow i'm

46:13

gonna have to look this up birds

46:15

that go out and fight for their

46:17

country and i think ewan mcgregor is

46:19

like the main bird is it

46:22

good because i must say that's a

46:24

rather a fear title for an animated

46:26

film one that wouldn't lead

46:29

me to believe in its animation but now

46:31

i know i think valiant is

46:33

the main bird like he's valiant because he's like

46:35

you know he's a war bird he's a war

46:37

pigeon or something and then um i

46:40

think his sidekick like the wackier bird

46:42

is uh ricky gervais yeah

46:44

it does sound like the title definitely

46:47

sounds war movie so yeah

46:49

so very misleading i thought you

46:51

might know it though because of

46:53

your uh love of

46:56

uh you know animation no

46:59

it disappointed you again that

47:03

was the wrong word that's not fair to say

47:05

it was just a point all right so tate

47:07

has two points and blair uh

47:10

you're up first your

47:13

turn okay you ready yeah

47:15

i guess so yeah speaking of up

47:20

uh up

47:23

does it have just galba talking

47:27

birds or neither talking

47:29

birds or

47:31

is that a trick question that is interest

47:34

god damn it god

47:37

damn it i'm in hell i

47:39

am i am roasting away in

47:42

a fiery pit of hell uh

47:47

kelvin what's your guess uh

47:49

i've seen up many times so i

47:56

feel like i have two and i don't reme i i

47:58

feel like i should know this and i don't so

48:03

I'll go I'll go

48:05

neither you're gonna go to

48:08

either yeah okay oh

48:10

shit yeah

48:17

because there's a

48:19

bird in it but it doesn't talk I

48:23

think only the dog talks right cuz he

48:25

has that dog talks cuz he's got a

48:27

special collar that translates what he's thinking yeah

48:31

that's really very confusing

48:33

movie I know I

48:35

also I don't think balloons can lift a

48:38

house yeah

48:40

I mean he had a lot of balloons but

48:42

come on you see somebody holding that

48:44

many balloons on Main Street do the man they don't

48:46

fly away right there

48:50

was a baby on tik-tok though that did

48:52

fly accidentally oh

48:56

and the parents got really worried yeah

48:59

yeah cuz you know but

49:01

they should have been nobody nobody's packing

49:03

yeah okay though well it was

49:05

in their

49:14

home but yeah everyone was quite shocked

49:16

all around and then they had to

49:19

deploy all their efforts to get the

49:21

baby back down from all the balloons

49:23

unexpectedly lifting it into the air I

49:25

see so they probably won

49:27

the top prize on

49:30

America's funny some videos so

49:32

it all

49:34

right so Kevin just got a

49:36

point for for saying

49:38

neither but Kate if

49:41

you get this next one right

49:43

you win okay all right

49:47

album talking bird or neither

49:49

a motion picture called baby

49:52

baby baby oh

49:54

I'm gonna go with album on that one that

49:56

actually sounds familiar you think Alba

49:59

would make him movie called Baby, Baby,

50:01

Baby? I

50:03

think so. Yeah. Triple

50:05

baby. I

50:07

think so. Well, I

50:10

like your, you know, a lot of

50:12

people will change their answer when I,

50:14

you know, when I double check before

50:16

locking it in, but I appreciate your

50:18

commitment to the baby, baby, baby, because

50:20

baby you're right. Yay. Oh

50:23

my gosh. You

50:26

did it. Uh,

50:29

congratulations, Kate. That was quite,

50:32

uh, quite the win today. And,

50:34

uh, I would

50:37

like to share with everybody, uh, the

50:39

next round of the game,

50:42

just for fun. Blair.

50:48

So it's proof to everybody. You know what

50:50

you're doing here. I'll try. Personality

50:54

higher at this point. Alba

50:59

talking birds or do they're

51:02

finding Nemo. Oh,

51:06

can the bird talk in that one? Alba

51:08

was not in that one. Oh

51:11

my God. This is like the SATs. Okay.

51:13

Oh, talking

51:16

birds. It's you. The

51:19

bird, I think can talk. I

51:21

think a bird can talk. No,

51:23

can the bird talk? No, neither.

51:25

Neither. I guess wrong

51:28

was up and I've seen finding Nemo

51:30

again many times. Wait,

51:33

but these little details, they're like, whether they're

51:35

out there speaking, those are hard to, uh,

51:37

you know. Yeah. I'm going

51:39

to go neither. I'm going to go neither. Okay.

51:44

I got it wrong. Fuck. Yeah. I

51:46

honestly thought, well, I'll give her one

51:48

that she's going to absolutely just nail

51:52

and, uh, I'm sorry. That's incorrect.

51:54

You guys planted me here so that you

51:56

could win. They

52:00

said ask her a lot about animation because

52:02

that's her favorite thing. I'm

52:05

an industry plant. Yeah.

52:08

This is going to become a Fox News culture

52:10

warrior. Like DEI. Yeah. I

52:13

can't remember. I

52:16

need to do less weed gummies. Let's

52:19

go to Kevin. Well,

52:21

you know, I'm not... You shouldn't have to

52:23

remember all these kinds of details, but I'll

52:25

tell you at the end, and you'll be

52:27

pleased to hear the answer. Kevin. I

52:30

think Finding Nemo. That's

52:32

the one where the seagulls go, mine, mine,

52:34

mine. Yeah, that's good. I'm talking

52:36

birds. That's it, yeah. That

52:39

was my first instinct. I keep going

52:41

against my first instinct. Yeah. Have

52:45

you been to the Finding Nemo

52:48

attraction at Disneyland Blair? Which one

52:51

is that? Because I probably have.

52:53

The submarine. You get into a submarine. Oh,

52:56

no, I haven't. No,

52:58

I have not. Well, right

53:00

there by the submarine, the three seagulls

53:03

are sitting on top of a buoy,

53:07

and they just randomly go, mine,

53:09

mine, mine, every once in a while. So

53:11

if you stand there and watch them long

53:13

enough, they'll suddenly do it, and

53:15

it's super cute and funny, but that's the only

53:17

reason I know they talk in the movie, because

53:20

they know the word mine. Oh,

53:22

okay. All right. Learning

53:25

a lot today. But

53:28

Kevin knew it too. Have

53:30

you ever seen the seagulls at Disneyland,

53:33

Kevin? I don't think I

53:35

have, no. Oh, my God. I'm sorry, like a

53:37

crazy person, like I just made that up. And

53:40

then finally, I'll just throw

53:42

this one out to everybody. Another

53:44

movie that I wrote down for this game today is

53:47

a motion picture called The Million

53:49

Dollar Duck. Ooh,

53:52

I would go with Talking Bird on that

53:54

one. That seems bird-like. Right?

53:57

Yeah. That's for birds. What

54:00

would you do Kevin? I'm gonna say

54:02

that is a very realistic movie where

54:04

a duck eats a diamond that's

54:07

very valuable and everybody's chasing

54:09

it But being that

54:11

it's grounded in reality it can't talk so

54:14

I would say neither. Oh

54:17

my god all this sort of deductive

54:19

reasoning is about to make my brain

54:21

burst. I am addicted.

54:23

Which one sounded more, which one do you

54:25

side with? A million dollar

54:27

duck? Mm-hmm This

54:30

is a real red herring if

54:32

you can believe it. Umm Umm

54:36

Umm Umm Umm

54:38

The million dollar duck. Okay, I'm gonna

54:40

go with Kevin. His

54:43

argument persuaded me probably against my

54:45

better judgment. No, that's my favorite.

54:47

It was somebody get something right

54:49

but also wrong because yes

54:52

it is neither because the

54:54

titular duck does not speak.

54:57

But the reason the duck doesn't

54:59

speak or this the plot line

55:01

rather isn't that he swallowed something.

55:04

It's that this couple Dean

55:08

Jones and Sandy

55:11

Duncan they find this duck. It's

55:13

an old Disney movie. They find

55:15

they get they acquire this duck

55:17

somehow and the duck shits gold.

55:20

The duck shits golden eggs. So

55:23

then what do we do? What do we

55:25

just keep spending this gold and not tell

55:27

anybody coming from our duck? That's

55:31

sort of like Wanda. Golden

55:33

too. It

55:35

sort of is yeah. I think that's

55:37

what it's about. Again I just don't

55:39

do any research but I'm pretty sure from

55:41

my childhood remembering that movie and that that's

55:43

what it's about. It'd be funny if you

55:45

know you went and looked it up and

55:48

it was like the dog the dog talks

55:50

the whole time and and

55:52

I went how he swallowed it. I

55:56

mean if that's on Disney Plus that I

55:58

just found my afternoon plans. Yes. Oh,

56:01

I don't know if it's on because Disney Plus kind

56:03

of has body They

56:05

kind of have the older movies kind

56:07

of come and go So just

56:09

because it's a Disney movie as

56:12

it means definitely on there But I

56:14

think there's a really good you got a real good

56:16

shot And if it's not on there, you know, if

56:18

you just start looking at your old Disney movies, there's

56:20

some crazy ones You

56:23

know I could go on and on about

56:26

Disney movies from some of my my

56:29

childhood I'd say Bambi

56:38

was cold-blooded murder like traumatizing. I

56:40

was like, huh? Yeah,

56:43

I was like this was made for

56:46

children like children needed this one No,

56:49

they didn't So

56:52

congratulations to Kate is our winner

56:54

today That is okay.

56:56

I can't believe it. So yeah, you get

56:59

to do your your plugs first. What would

57:01

you like to promote? So

57:03

I would just really like to promote

57:06

my special. It's called loopholes. It's on

57:09

Amazon Apple TV YouTube It

57:13

is, you know 45 minutes of stand-up jokes

57:15

a lot of stuff about Relationships

57:17

sex feminism don't have any movie

57:19

stuff in there, but you know,

57:21

it's a Some

57:24

cinematic stories Thank

57:27

you Yeah

57:32

To go back I would put talking

57:34

duck in there. Okay people could just

57:36

imagine it for themselves Exactly that I

57:38

am a duck. Yeah You

57:41

know duck costume on And

57:44

you of course are I'll

57:46

you know hit you up after

57:48

the show because as

57:51

Champion, you're you know invited to

57:54

return soon. So well We'll

57:56

get you back soon if you so

57:59

desire Oh my god, I love to.

58:02

Nice. Blairsocki, what do you got

58:04

to promote? Well,

58:06

other than my huge win today, I

58:11

also have a special out on Veeps

58:13

called Live from the Big Dog. I

58:15

would love for you to look at

58:17

that. My Netflix shows next week, May

58:19

6th at the improv, May 11th at

58:22

the Commie store. I'll

58:24

be headlining Kansas City, July

58:27

5th through 7th, Washington DC,

58:30

July 26th through 28th. I

58:33

like, I'm gonna, when I go, next time I go

58:36

to Kansas City, I'm gonna call it Kansas City. I

58:39

didn't do that. That's

58:43

a great name for it. Tell us an accident.

58:46

I just have a speech impediment. Yeah,

58:49

well it came out great. Worked

58:53

out for everybody. All right. Cabin

58:55

Crafts, tell us about your

58:58

movie again. So

59:00

it's called The Second Coming of John

59:02

Cooper. It's not out yet, but if

59:05

you have letterbox, you can put it on your watch list and

59:07

get notified when it is released. It's

59:09

got a lot of familiar faces from Doug

59:11

Love's movies in it like Dustin

59:13

Ibarra, Brian Posain, Rob

59:15

Cordry, Doug Benson. So

59:19

yeah, check it out. Hopefully

59:22

it finds a home very soon. We just finished it.

59:24

And unfortunately, social media plays a big part in

59:26

those things. So if you are generous with your follows,

59:31

check out at John Cooper movie

59:33

on Instagram. And, you know,

59:35

unfortunately, one of the things people look at like what

59:37

the social media following for a movie. Sure. So fuck

59:39

me. Well,

59:41

let me ask you this. You know,

59:44

when it comes to finding a home for the movie, are you

59:46

willing to foster the movie? I'm

59:49

willing to do anything. I will do whatever

59:51

I do in this movie. Don't

59:56

forget though everybody. Bye. Bye. Go

59:58

to the foster. foster

1:00:01

dogs. Okay. The

1:00:05

second coming of John Cooper, I am very

1:00:07

excited about it. And so much

1:00:10

so that at the end of the

1:00:13

show today, you know, I always say

1:00:15

last line from a movie as the

1:00:17

closer. And so I picked the last

1:00:19

line from a movie, the title of

1:00:22

which reminded me made me think of,

1:00:24

you know, it's similar to the second coming

1:00:26

of John Cooper, because there was a movie

1:00:28

back in the 70s called the reincarnation of

1:00:30

Peter proud. Back in

1:00:36

1975. But you should look up like

1:00:39

movies that have that are I should

1:00:41

make a game out of it like

1:00:43

movies that have that same structure, there's

1:00:45

something something of somebody, you know, I'm

1:00:47

going to be doing stand up at

1:00:49

420 on May the fourth be with

1:00:51

you at zany's in Chicago.

1:00:54

Then the next day I'll be

1:00:56

out at Rosemont Ohare adjacent at

1:00:58

the zany's there for a

1:01:02

Cinco de high. Oh, Douglas movies, I

1:01:05

do Douglas worries on May 5. They're

1:01:07

pretty much every year for a lot

1:01:09

of years now. It's a tradition. So

1:01:11

come take part in that if you're

1:01:14

in the Chicago land area. And

1:01:17

then on Saturday, May 11, I'm

1:01:19

doing a double header, if you

1:01:21

will, the Douglas movies in the

1:01:23

afternoon and stand up at night

1:01:26

at Commonwealth comedy sanctuary in

1:01:29

Cincinnati, Douglas movies calm is

1:01:31

where all my gates are.

1:01:33

And thank you one more

1:01:35

time to glares sake, Kate

1:01:37

Willett, Kevin craft, as

1:01:40

always, Maria,

1:01:42

no, sorry, Marsha,

1:01:44

no, Marsha, no, no, no,

1:01:47

Marsha, no. angelander