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Kelly.

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Hey. Hey. Hey, everybody. My name

1:56

is Doug, and I've full of

1:58

Turkey. Also, I love movies.

1:59

This is Douglas movies.

2:02

It's Sunday, November twenty seventh

2:04

twenty twenty two. And my

2:06

guest today

2:08

are a

2:10

last minute replacement and

2:12

two returning champs

2:15

I

2:15

say that out loud because I I gotta cross

2:18

the old name right here in the new name.

2:20

It's Martha Kelly, Samantha Ruddy,

2:22

and Mike Carrozza.

2:26

Yay. Woo hoo. Hello.

2:29

All three of y'all.

2:31

Well, let's

2:33

let's meet everybody individually and

2:35

alphabetically by

2:38

first name, which means Martha

2:41

Kelly is here. Kelly Martha.

2:44

Hi. Hello. Thanks

2:45

for having me. Thanks

2:47

for returning. You you can't

2:49

view. You won the last son you

2:52

And that means you get you

2:55

know, it's come back right away. And

2:58

so it's it's good to have you again.

3:00

Thank you for having me back.

3:03

I have a question

3:05

for you, Martha.

3:06

Have you seen the

3:09

most picture disenchanted on

3:13

Disney plus?

3:15

I have not. I don't

3:17

have Disney plus anymore, but

3:19

I might get it back.

3:21

Yeah. Just do a free trial or something.

3:24

and

3:24

check out disenchanted

3:27

because I think it might have your

3:29

favorite thing in it.

3:30

Does it have Alvin in the chip month?

3:33

No. No.

3:37

So Loves. But even in a

3:39

strange way, even better, there's

3:41

a talking chip Doug

3:43

in it who gets magical spell

3:46

guest on him

3:47

and he turns into a

3:49

talking cat that still

3:51

has chip Doug features.

3:55

Can I ask,

3:58

is the movie

3:59

Is the movie disenchanted

4:03

the sequel to the Amy

4:05

Adams movie? Enchanted. Okay.

4:08

Should I watch enchanted first?

4:11

I mean,

4:11

if you really wanna get to know

4:13

this chip mode before he becomes

4:15

a cat, then I guess that'd

4:17

be the way to go because he because he appears

4:19

in both films. And

4:23

and I

4:23

was not really excited to introduce this

4:25

character to you because I know you love cats

4:27

and chipmups.

4:28

But also,

4:29

the person that that is

4:32

the voice of the character was going

4:34

to be one of the guests today, but I'm

4:36

I'm shaking my hand at the skies because

4:38

of the

4:39

American aviation

4:42

system that we have doesn't get people where

4:44

they need to be, when they need to be there. So

4:46

we're gonna have to reschedule him

4:48

to another Mike, but I was so excited

4:51

to

4:51

introduce what I think will be the

4:53

biggest fan of that character. Yeah.

4:56

To to the care you know,

4:58

I wanted to say, hey, your biggest fans right here.

5:00

She is even know it yet. Do

5:02

you wanna take a minute

5:05

to text Griffin

5:06

to let him know that I'm his

5:08

biggest fan?

5:09

I'll

5:12

tell him right after the show because

5:14

we're we're we're he and I he's stuck at

5:16

an airport somewhere, so he and I will continue

5:18

to discuss when

5:21

when we can circle back and add on

5:23

the show.

5:24

So as a result,

5:26

friend of the show who is

5:28

always his light when he makes

5:30

an appearance,

5:31

was reached out to because I just

5:34

looked at my Twitter and he just tweeted something.

5:36

Oh,

5:36

yeah.

5:39

It's a it's a system I Mike. When

5:41

it's when it's last minute, you need somebody if

5:43

somebody's tweeting, they probably have

5:45

a couple of minutes to spare. And

5:49

that's why we're so lucky to Mike. Mikearosa.

5:52

Hey, Mike.

5:52

Hey, Doug. Thanks for having me back. and

5:55

thanks to Griffin for staying at the airport

5:57

a little longer than he need to do

5:59

hell yet. Yeah. Or

6:02

in a plane I think he might be a plane.

6:04

He might have been a fancy WiFi

6:06

purchaser.

6:07

And so he's just

6:09

in a plane telling me that's being

6:12

delayed. Or or he's on the ground. I

6:14

don't I don't

6:15

fully understand his story other than

6:17

he wasn't able to do this

6:20

today.

6:21

And, Mike, you're in Canada

6:23

as we speak. That's right. I'm

6:25

in Montreal, baby city

6:28

of angels. That's what it's called. Well,

6:31

I live Kelly, I'm in the other city

6:33

of angels, I guest. The lesser

6:35

the lesser city of angels.

6:37

And There's plenty of angels

6:39

in Brooklyn. Right? Samantha

6:41

Ruddy.

6:43

I live I

6:45

live in Queens,

6:46

which is also

6:49

called the city of angels.

6:51

The city of the

6:54

city of Royal Angels. I just

6:55

thought it was crazy because it's not even

6:58

a

6:58

city, you know. Yeah.

7:02

Just You just you

7:04

you just burrow right in there, not

7:08

unlike chipmuck. You

7:10

have for Samantha Martha

7:12

another dangling champ

7:14

of returning to the show

7:16

to continue

7:18

your your reign,

7:20

the

7:22

where are you at with chipmunks and cats?

7:24

I like them both.

7:26

the

7:27

Not necessarily together though, so

7:29

I'll have to check out disenchanted.

7:32

Right. Well, I saw that what? I

7:34

watched and chanted again to get ready

7:36

for tenant. And and

7:38

if you

7:39

didn't ask me before I watched it again,

7:42

I might have said that the chipbook

7:44

in the film is a squirrel.

7:48

And

7:48

I think somebody even calls him a

7:50

squirrel in one of the two Movies. And

7:52

and then there's a

7:54

resort and somebody else says, what's the difference?

7:56

Like, squirrels and chipmunks are the same, which is

7:58

just not

7:59

true.

8:02

I I won't go through the Zoom

8:04

files. I hate to

8:06

say I had no idea it was a

8:08

chipmunk.

8:08

Right? I

8:10

did watch enchanted, which

8:13

I enjoyed a lot, and

8:14

I a hundred percent just thought it

8:16

was a squirrel.

8:18

Yeah. I think that's what I think that

8:20

was the kind of conventional wisdom.

8:24

I guess we were just more concerned with it. But

8:26

in this new one, it Loves to the

8:28

term chipmunk Mike thrown around a lot to

8:30

get I guess, you know, to give them more identity,

8:33

you know, in

8:35

this day and age, it's important to, you

8:38

know, give

8:39

PIP the correct label.

8:41

ah this fun

8:43

too in the original Enchanted, you know how

8:45

Pip can talk in the animated world. And then

8:47

when he comes to Earth, he's like

8:49

a non speaking

8:51

chipmug. And so then he has

8:53

a he sounds like Alvin and Chipmunks, but

8:56

he's just murmuring. You can't

8:58

tell what words he say.

9:00

the But

9:01

So when he speaks in the animated world, he's got,

9:03

like, a Brooklyn accent. He's

9:06

Mike,

9:10

which I just nailed.

9:14

Guest love to chip up with New York Energy. You

9:16

know? It's -- Okay. -- sounds like

9:18

a good time. Yeah. So he's a

9:20

fun character and especially

9:22

this the animation of

9:25

his character in the know,

9:27

in the live action scenes, the animated

9:29

chiplock is is pretty impressive.

9:31

But, you know, Martha

9:33

Ruddy been around that block many times

9:36

because course, the chipmunks in

9:38

in the Alvin and the chipmunks films are

9:40

all pretty

9:42

exquisitely rendered. Yes.

9:46

You do they they just

9:48

seem real. Right? Yeah.

9:50

They do they do seem real.

9:52

Before

9:53

we play some games today, I would

9:55

like each of you to

9:58

recommend a movie

9:59

And since we're just now finishing

10:02

up the thanksgiving

10:04

guest November, I've been

10:06

asking everybody and would like to

10:08

ask you the same question. to name

10:10

a movie that you're actually thankful

10:13

for if

10:15

such a movie exists for you. In the

10:17

last episode, people ripped out Mike, brand

10:19

new movies that they were

10:21

thankful for, which is cool. But it can

10:23

be something from your youth, you know,

10:25

or something you've always, you know, a classic

10:28

doesn't have to be something

10:29

current. Let's start with Mike.

10:32

Oh

10:32

Mike god. I know

10:33

because you were making noises like this a

10:36

tough question. So that's why I'm going to you

10:38

first. Kelly, I was ready with,

10:40

like, what's the last movie you watched? You know, I

10:42

was, like, I was ready for, like, recommend Why are you then

10:44

for Christmas movie? Movies watch? Oh,

10:46

I am not. The last movie I watched was

10:48

Lindsay Lohan falling for Christmas

10:50

Movies. Why did you do that?

10:52

Out of curiosity, were you just are

10:54

you rooting for her? I

10:57

well, yes. One, I am rooting for her, but

10:59

two, I read that it was so

11:02

bad. It's funny. And there were

11:04

some genuine moments that were

11:06

hilarious without intending to be.

11:08

And

11:08

But if if

11:10

if if you're looking for a movie to enjoy

11:13

for what it it wanted to

11:15

be,

11:15

then that's not gonna happen

11:18

with falling for Christmas, the

11:19

Lindsay Lohan vehicle. It's

11:22

the same. I think she should she

11:24

should've, like, put, you know, got

11:26

involved in, like, a real movie, not, like,

11:28

a silly Hallmark kind of

11:30

-- Yeah. -- passed passed

11:32

away thing, you know.

11:34

Kelly, even Mike a solid cameo in

11:36

a good Christmas movie would have been oh,

11:38

wow. Look at Lindsay Go, but this is

11:40

just like Alright. So her character

11:42

has Amnesia from a fall,

11:44

and the villas of clear coded

11:47

characters like, just a rich

11:50

guy who likes Instagram and

11:52

oh, god.

11:55

It's just it's just so it it was

11:57

so bad. it was so bad, but, like, we

11:59

laughed so much. We got a little

12:01

baked and it was perfect

12:03

for what we wanted out of the night So guess am

12:06

thankful. I'm grateful for having that, I

12:08

guess. Alright. Well, thank you so much for

12:10

your answer. What's a

12:12

cold calling for Christmas? falling

12:14

for Christmas because get this, she falls,

12:17

and then she forgets what she is.

12:19

And it's the

12:21

other thing is you're supposed

12:23

to be the underdog, the little guy.

12:25

Oh my god. The little

12:28

guy is the the the guy who

12:30

owns the resort the ski resort,

12:32

that's just smaller than the big one

12:34

next door. And that's who you're supposed to

12:36

be but oh, but he's the

12:38

poor guy, and we're supposed to love

12:40

him for his his love for

12:42

the game and, oh, he's

12:44

he's doing his best, but you're Mike, now

12:46

that's still he's got money. He's just like,

12:48

he's he's he's Doug alright. And you

12:50

anyway, it's a whole thing. It was

12:52

wild. It was such a bad movie.

12:54

The

12:55

clip, they show a clip on

12:58

Netflix when you, you know, are looking at just

13:00

trying to read about it. And

13:02

it's the clip where she falls and hits her

13:04

head. And is the effects are

13:06

terrible. Oh, god. It's

13:08

so funny. It's so nice.

13:10

She falls down the mountain for a

13:12

long time before hitting her. Yeah.

13:15

So long. It's just Mike, what

13:17

about Lindsay as a child,

13:19

as an Doug, or people, like, oh, she's that

13:21

actress who falls down and rolls

13:23

down the hill. Like, you know what I mean?

13:25

Like, that's She was such a good actress as a

13:27

child in trap and

13:30

mean girls in freaky Friday. I

13:32

mean, freaky Friday had some wackiness in

13:34

That's some Sorry. Just a sec.

13:36

Go ahead. And she does have a big fall

13:38

in mean girl. She falls into the trash can in

13:40

the hallway. she's

13:41

walking around a lot of sleep at this time,

13:43

there's also very violent.

13:47

Perfect. It's a mean girl. Matt for sure.

13:50

Alright. Well, no

13:53

one is falling for this

13:55

recommendation. I'll tell you that. No.

13:57

No. But I am grateful for the night

13:59

I had because of it. It was a

14:01

fun night altogether. But, man, if

14:03

it didn't exist, I'd I'd feel just as

14:05

good. Yeah. I think I'll

14:07

I'll probably watch. probably get separated, but

14:09

there's so much so

14:11

much stuff now.

14:14

Oh, so much.

14:15

Martha, what are you thinking?

14:17

What what's the movie you're thankful for?

14:20

I have had a bunch

14:22

of movies to consider

14:25

for this, but I think I'm gonna go

14:27

I'm gonna

14:27

follow Mike's lead

14:30

with a movie that's so bad.

14:32

It's funny, which is and

14:34

me. Oh,

14:34

man. I'm

14:37

very thankful for it. I'm

14:39

actually gonna watch

14:41

it later now that I think of it. I

14:44

the first time I saw it, I was

14:46

quite high.

14:47

And this was in the nineties, and it

14:50

was amazing, but still really

14:52

funny when you're when you're not

14:54

high, which I won't be this

14:56

time. So but

14:58

that's how genuinely awful

15:01

and weird that movie is Matt little

15:03

like, alien

15:05

yeah I

15:06

mean, you know, ET Matt

15:08

puppet in that movie was ugly and

15:10

weird enough looking. But then

15:12

to add

15:14

just absolute

15:15

creative failure to the mix

15:18

and

15:18

come up with this alien creature that

15:21

just Not for a second. Is it

15:24

believable? No. You

15:26

can Staces it makes

15:28

are horrible.

15:29

I from yeah. I

15:31

I feel like from what I remember,

15:34

the faces of the alien family

15:36

and Mac is the main one.

15:38

it's mostly perpetually in

15:41

a surprise state with

15:43

his mouth in an o,

15:45

and then he Mike,

15:47

everything that that

15:49

was that

15:50

e t was celebrated

15:53

for, Matt and me does a

15:55

bad version of it, like because

15:59

I think

15:59

ET's voice I

16:02

think I remember it was, like,

16:04

Debra Winger did it and,

16:06

like, the

16:06

animatronics of the ET

16:09

puppet were really lifelike.

16:11

Like, all this stuff and then Matt

16:13

is just all they do is whistle.

16:15

There

16:16

you go. Yeah.

16:20

They just always they always look shocked or,

16:22

like, they're whistling or or

16:24

somehow falling at the same time.

16:26

And

16:26

then Matt makes

16:29

the kids The kid who

16:31

finds him, he makes his life a

16:33

lot worse.

16:34

And

16:35

and there's

16:38

one point where is you Benson

16:40

who watches it for the first time who watches

16:42

it again, there's a part the part

16:44

when Matt gets into their

16:46

van

16:47

it you can tell

16:49

somebody

16:50

just off camera through a

16:52

puppet through the van window.

16:55

It doesn't It's

16:57

so good. Everything about it

16:59

is a delight. I

17:01

yeah. I wanna take a real misfire.

17:04

All I know is that bit that Paul Rudd

17:06

kept bringing clips of Mac and Me to Matt for

17:09

years. Yeah. That's all I know.

17:11

So MacKinnon. Right. We just did it

17:13

the, like, the last time he was on, let's

17:15

Conan on something, like, on Koren's podcast,

17:17

I think. I believe Is that

17:18

is that clip the one

17:21

where Matt pushes the kid in the

17:23

wheelchair down in a few

17:24

till. Yeah. That's

17:27

the one. Yeah.

17:30

It's so good. I

17:32

can't get over how perfect the phrase creative

17:34

failure is. It's so harsh,

17:36

but also apt.

17:39

Matt great. So it's

17:41

also my last plug

17:43

of it. So Reese's

17:45

Pieces became because

17:48

the kids in ET used

17:50

them to, like,

17:52

as

17:52

treats for ET, but they

17:55

weren't his main source of

17:57

nutrition. But in Mac and

17:59

me, Mac

17:59

has to drink

18:02

Coke specifically from

18:04

McDonald's. and

18:05

that is his nutrition. And

18:08

it's it's

18:11

just, like, Coke and McDonald's

18:13

Mike, like, Let's

18:14

just do e t but For

18:16

very

18:16

little money. It's

18:19

so

18:19

Yeah. Anyway, it's so It's very strange

18:21

that those big companies were

18:24

Mike, actually, you know, kind of behind it, especially

18:26

in McDonald's because it really is a big ad

18:28

for McDonald's right down to

18:30

them being called Mac and

18:32

-- Yeah. -- and guest,

18:36

just absolutely mainline

18:38

in Coke. Like, to

18:40

survive is hilarious. It's

18:43

so great. Yeah. Specifically

18:45

coke from McDonald's, that's so

18:48

do. Well, you know, because the guy the the the

18:50

founder, the the McDonald's, the the coat

18:52

comes out and that you can't get that taste

18:54

anywhere else. You can't that you can't get

18:56

that, like, Mike this picket hasn't

18:58

been cleaned for months kind of Yeah.

19:01

Yeah. I can't get to this stage of this the

19:03

teenager refilling the syrup

19:05

anywhere else, you know. Oh,

19:08

lord. Well, Samantha's

19:10

been listening to these suggestions,

19:12

and I I feel like

19:16

guest Loves must have been influence.

19:18

I'm absolutely choices.

19:20

I I cannot deny it.

19:22

I am not a leader. I am a sheep.

19:24

and I was going to give

19:26

a sincere answer. And now

19:28

I just wanna talk about a movie

19:30

that wasn't great, but I can't

19:32

stop thinking about Okay.

19:34

I

19:35

watched, don't worry, Darling. Oh,

19:38

I know. It's So

19:44

it's like listen. I'm

19:46

I'm not

19:47

Mike here to judge anything,

19:49

but maybe a little

19:51

bit the script. The movie's not a bad movie

19:54

except for the script. And I don't think

19:56

I've ever watched a movie like

19:57

that before. Mike,

19:59

where like, the shots are

20:02

beautiful, the performances are

20:03

amazing, oh, well, you know, minus

20:06

one. You guys can Mhmm. Yes.

20:09

and

20:09

The music's

20:10

good. Because everything's

20:12

guest, but

20:13

the was like Doesn't

20:14

The body of it. Yeah.

20:18

And also Hard to care or understand.

20:21

It is.

20:22

But I would just I

20:25

would watch Florence Pew

20:27

scream monologue

20:27

for two hours straight anyway.

20:30

Oh, yeah.

20:31

yeah Oh, yeah.

20:32

It's

20:35

Yeah.

20:35

I guess it was worth seeing, and it

20:38

does leave you thinking about it because you're just sort

20:40

of thinking, but why was it

20:42

that

20:42

long?

20:44

Why what I

20:46

just you know, because also it's Mike

20:49

yeah.

20:49

It's stylishly directed, but,

20:52

like, why like the

20:54

style should have been to, like,

20:56

get us

20:57

kind of consumed by the this

20:59

this beautiful world that she's living

21:02

in. Right? live the fantasy

21:04

with her. And then it's

21:06

gotta be not so pretty and not so stylish

21:08

anymore. At some point, if you're trying

21:10

to if it's trying to be dramatic

21:12

and Kelly. you know,

21:14

but it's still it's still

21:16

I don't know. It's a it's a it is

21:18

a interesting

21:20

experience. I

21:22

guest just can't show up asking

21:25

why. Yeah. Yeah. Because I

21:27

think every question I have about that

21:29

movie is just Mike, why this though?

21:31

Yeah.

21:31

May I

21:34

may I ask question really quickly if You need

21:36

to go to a q and a where you're the only

21:38

person in the audience. question

21:41

is just why every

21:44

time. What are you

21:46

gonna Matt, Mike? I was

21:48

just gonna say, like, Samantha, does it make

21:50

you like the movie more if if I

21:52

told you that Olivia Wild spent a lot of

21:54

the media marketing like,

21:56

in my movie, women come.

21:58

And then you found out what the twist

21:59

was and you Mike, like, oh, great. This

22:02

is awful anyway. Or Matt

22:04

that not a factor? And how much we love

22:06

slash Loves it? I

22:08

did enjoy it. I

22:11

enjoyed the press circus. Yes. That was

22:13

a wild Yeah. I think she's, like I

22:16

think she's being misquoted. I don't think they have

22:18

the full quote. in my movie,

22:21

women Matt

22:22

the

22:23

this saying might What'd you

22:26

say? In my movie,

22:28

women come No Matt. Yeah.

22:30

Something like My movie Movies dot

22:32

dot dot second, two men.

22:34

You

22:35

know, that's Matt the

22:37

full quote is. I missed one. Thank

22:39

you for the correction. That was my bad. I didn't

22:41

I didn't do my research prior. Well,

22:44

it's like that's the thing also. It's

22:46

like, I I get people talking about

22:48

a movie in what it's like or whatever everything,

22:50

but I just had too much of, you

22:52

know, it put into my head

22:55

that it was

22:55

like that seventies robot

22:58

Movies? Yeah.

23:00

It definitely was like a retread

23:02

of a lot of various things.

23:04

Yeah. But

23:05

especially the suburbia part, I kept

23:07

waiting for everybody to be, you know,

23:09

for all the women to be, like, being

23:11

replaced by robots. but

23:15

then,

23:15

of course, this movie had a different

23:17

twist, I

23:18

guess. Like

23:20

Well, like --

23:22

Yeah. -- it's It's like separate wise, but

23:24

in separate way. Yeah. Yeah.

23:27

Exactly. In separate wise, it's a

23:29

great way to describe it. Yeah.

23:31

I

23:31

like I I

23:33

feel like I've been

23:33

thinking about this movie so much that

23:36

Honest to God Doug last time I was

23:38

on, I might have talked about it.

23:40

Oh,

23:40

maybe. I

23:42

don't think you recommended Mike though.

23:45

No. I I'm at a point where

23:47

I recommend. Wow.

23:49

Alright.

23:50

Well, I mean, if

23:51

someone's got a choice screen falling

23:54

for Christmas or Mac and me,

23:56

or

23:56

don't worry darling. I I don't

23:59

think, you

23:59

know, I think that's

24:01

a tough tough

24:03

call. It

24:04

depends on how much you

24:06

wanna laugh at it. because I

24:08

think

24:08

backing me is the most laugh

24:11

atable. than falling

24:12

for Christmas. And then don't worry darling. I didn't

24:14

enjoy the the aspects of don't worry darling.

24:16

I didn't like I didn't enjoy it in

24:19

isn't this bad or is that fun sort of way? I

24:21

was just more Mike, I wish this was better. This

24:23

is sort of how I was feeling about it.

24:25

Yeah. I

24:26

thought it was effective in making me upset. Like, it

24:28

was an incredibly frustrating movie,

24:31

like, in its content, and

24:33

I just walked out furious,

24:35

but that might Matt also had to do

24:37

with the drunk guy who was in the theater, like, yelling

24:39

at the screen. Like, you should be grateful

24:42

for, like, the last twenty

24:44

minutes. Oh god.

24:47

Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people got refunds that

24:49

night.

24:49

her

24:50

Wait. Was he Sorry. I haven't

24:52

seen it. Was he yelling who

24:55

in the movie?

24:55

Did he think he should be

24:58

grateful? Florence Pew's

25:00

character. The

25:01

darlings. Yeah. She

25:04

should

25:04

be grateful that her husband works for

25:06

this weird ass company. It's like a big

25:09

cult.

25:09

Mhmm. She

25:10

gets to love and pops springs and come.

25:13

She

25:13

gets to

25:15

come and go as she pleases. but

25:19

not really. She's not allowed to leave. She's

25:21

allowed to come. She's not allowed to leave.

25:26

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27:38

and I

27:42

gotta

27:42

start us off with a new

27:44

game. that

27:44

I came up with. Yeah.

27:47

It's called top kill.

27:51

Now, this does sound like a game for

27:53

someone who enjoys Alvin and the

27:55

Movies, let me tell you.

27:57

It's not as violent

27:59

as

27:59

it sounds. It's called top

28:02

kill

28:02

because I'm gonna say

28:05

something Mike a fact

28:07

and then you tell me the game is

28:10

free to tell me if it applies

28:12

to the James Bond film a

28:14

view to a Kelly.

28:16

or the flight attendant

28:19

comedy view

28:19

from the top

28:22

or neither. So

28:24

it's it's kill top or

28:28

neither. And Martha gets

28:30

to go first. If

28:32

she guesses between those three options

28:35

incorrectly, then Mike gets a shot with

28:37

only two options.

28:38

And if Mike misses

28:40

then Samantha gets the Gimi

28:42

point, and

28:44

we'll do a few of these. And

28:46

each time someone gets one right, then

28:49

next person in line gets to go

28:51

first on the next

28:53

one. Ready, Martha?

28:56

I'm ready. Alright.

28:59

Did you see any of these films?

29:01

I have

29:02

not seen either one of them.

29:04

Okay. So

29:06

that's perfect. Mhmm.

29:08

which Which

29:10

has an actor in

29:12

it who is

29:13

going to be a guest on my

29:16

eight

29:16

guests of Hanukkah show at Largo

29:18

in Los Angeles on Sunday,

29:21

December eighteenth. So

29:23

in other words, which one of those movies

29:25

or neither? Do you think has someone

29:27

in it

29:28

that that I know and

29:30

convinced to be a

29:33

guest on my show schedule

29:35

permitting? I

29:37

think that

29:39

it's your

29:39

will be Daniel Craig

29:42

from a a view to

29:44

a kill.

29:46

Alright. Now

29:48

I don't

29:48

wanna rub in

29:50

how incorrect that answer was.

29:54

But Daniel Craig took

29:56

over that role many films

29:58

later. Okay. Can

29:59

I change my answer?

30:01

No. It's too late. I thought

30:03

you Ruddy got the the Boeing

30:05

wrong answer noise. So we

30:08

move on to Mike, and that leaves

30:10

view from the top

30:13

or neither. Okay.

30:16

View from the top, I don't

30:19

know, and I don't know when it came

30:21

out, and

30:21

I'm gonna just guess neither.

30:24

I'm saying neither. you're

30:25

going with me either?

30:28

No. But They're a

30:31

robot. I didn't change

30:33

it quick enough. Samantha

30:35

gets the gimme point as

30:37

as long as she remembers what

30:40

she's transpired. I'm gonna I'm

30:41

gonna answer with you

30:44

from the Oh, the the

30:46

yeah. The flight attendant movie.

30:49

Yeah. View from the top

30:51

features the gray Josh Movies

30:54

as one of the flight

30:56

attendants along

30:57

with Queenie Palatro

30:59

and Christina Applegate. And

31:02

yeah. And he's like I

31:04

said, as long as his schedule doesn't change,

31:06

he's locked in might be one of my

31:08

eight guests at Largo on

31:10

December eighteenth. And that's

31:12

one point first to Martha. We go

31:14

back to Martha Martha first

31:16

shot of next one. Mhmm. A view

31:18

to a kill or a view from

31:20

the top or neither has

31:22

an actress

31:22

in it with the last name

31:26

duty.

31:28

View

31:31

to a That's

31:33

your

31:33

final answer. That's my final

31:35

answer. Mike think a

31:36

buter kill has duty

31:38

in

31:38

it. Yep.

31:40

But not

31:42

Daniel Craig. We've established

31:44

that. Mhmm. Guest.

31:47

That

31:47

is correct. Mhmm. Matt

31:50

you did. We

31:51

got it. Allison

31:52

Duty is in a view to a

31:55

kill. And I wish her

31:56

well out there whenever duty's up

31:58

to these

31:59

days.

32:02

It's not my duty to

32:04

follow Ruddy. But

32:06

era

32:07

I wish you Can

32:09

I just interject and ask? Has everybody

32:12

heard and seen that clip of

32:14

the newscasters

32:15

saying, Didi

32:18

omega Doug do.

32:19

I don't

32:21

know. But I'm laughing at you saying Kelly,

32:26

after we're done, you should all go

32:28

look it up. Well,

32:33

there's a reason for a new customer to

32:35

have to say d d magnitude.

32:38

Well, she

32:38

mispronounces a name and

32:40

that is her best to guess and then

32:42

she immediately apologizes.

32:46

I meant

32:49

to say, Darren, air enough. Oh,

32:53

Mega Duty.

32:56

That

32:56

is crazy. What could that

32:58

even have been MacGregor, maybe, Mcdonald?

33:01

I don't know. You have to

33:03

just

33:03

Google it after the show. I

33:05

promise you'll enjoy it.

33:07

I

33:08

don't know if I could spell Vega

33:10

Duty. Right?

33:11

the

33:12

Alright.

33:16

So, Mike, you get go first on this next one. If

33:18

you get this one, we're gonna you're gonna tie it on.

33:20

Okay. It's exciting to have a

33:22

tie situation. Okay.

33:26

the was

33:28

released in

33:30

the nineties.

33:32

Matt that

33:33

the

33:35

top or neither came

33:37

out sometime in the nineties.

33:39

God. I don't know. Yeah. I

33:42

neither hasn't been right yet, and I'm gonna

33:44

go with I'm

33:46

gonna

33:46

go with that logic that because it hasn't been

33:48

I'm gonna go neither. I'm saying You think it's

33:50

due neither is due. Yeah. because if you do

33:52

a kill, sounds like one of the older and I

33:55

don't know a bond so Kelly,

33:57

don't

33:57

I don't think it's in the nineties. And

34:00

then I've you've thought it could

34:02

be in the nineties. I'm just saying neither. You haven't

34:04

chosen neither yet. I'm gonna I'm gonna

34:06

stick to that. You're just playing the

34:08

odds? Yeah. Mike,

34:09

doesn't even matter to you, like, whether

34:11

or not you're right. You're like

34:14

I'm stressed

34:14

out. It seems it

34:17

seems right. Yes. Mhmm. I like I like

34:19

a good strategist. And here's

34:21

my response to

34:24

your answer. That

34:24

is correct. You did

34:27

it. You pulled it out. It's now

34:29

a three way tie.

34:32

do

34:33

you maybe I mean, this this level of

34:35

excitement on a Sunday afternoon, I

34:37

can't handle it. especially

34:43

when

34:43

I don't have my football on. Alright. So

34:46

the way this shook out is that

34:47

Samantha gets to be

34:50

first on

34:52

this final breaking question. If you

34:54

get this one right, Samantha, you win this

34:56

game. And course, all that means

34:58

is you get a go first in our next

35:02

game, but it still could be a power

35:04

position. It's important to me.

35:06

You

35:06

never know.

35:07

It's important

35:10

to you. Okay.

35:15

Alright. So

35:16

here we go here we go. Samantha

35:18

Ruddy, Martha. Samantha

35:20

doesn't get this. I'm ready.

35:23

Alright. does

35:26

not have an avenger

35:28

in it.

35:30

Oh. Is

35:32

that kill

35:34

view or neither.

35:41

Alright. Just My

35:44

instinct is that

35:46

kill doesn't have an avenger.

35:49

That's your

35:50

that's your instead instinct.

35:52

Yes.

35:52

Does not have any adventure in it?

35:54

Your answer is

35:56

a view to a kill.

35:57

Good answer. It's family feud time.

36:00

Good answer.

36:02

Good

36:02

night. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks,

36:04

guys. Thanks. Let's see

36:04

if it pays off. Oh, you're all wrong. Yeah.

36:09

For

36:09

real. Yes. Which

36:11

Avengers isn't it? Well, hang on. We

36:13

gotta go to Martha.

36:15

iran Alright.

36:16

hey Okay.

36:18

oh Oh,

36:20

neither. Oh,

36:22

why'd you arrive

36:23

at that conclusion? Isn't

36:26

Gwyneth Paltrow in the Avengers?

36:31

the But

36:33

they say manager? No. They

36:36

admit that. Yeah. I don't

36:37

know if she is an adventure now. You mentioned

36:39

but I guess she is by

36:41

the end of she's

36:42

got, like, her own suit on flying around at the end of

36:44

the last one that she was in.

36:46

So I think that I think that

36:48

makes her an avenger. But Matt

36:52

aside, the answer is you are

36:54

correct. It is

36:55

neither. This was a tricky

36:58

question because

37:00

view

37:00

from the top also has Mark Ruffler who is indeed definitely

37:02

an an an an Benson.

37:06

And then the

37:08

view to a kill has

37:10

Patrick McNeil in it who is best

37:12

known for his role in the

37:14

TV series the Avengers.

37:16

Mhmm. He was an avenger

37:18

before the Avengers. Yes.

37:23

but an exciting conclusion, You

37:26

did it. I don't wanna

37:27

play anymore. First and then next and

37:29

then Samantha's gonna sit this

37:31

next one out We'll be we'll be right

37:34

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38:08

Alright.

38:08

We are back and

38:11

that was an exciting

38:12

first game that we played

38:15

and it was a

38:17

new game. And so to

38:20

continue the tradition of having

38:22

two new games in this episode. This

38:24

next game is new as well.

38:26

Mhmm. And

38:28

it's called the

38:28

state of motion pictures. Martha

38:32

is gonna go

38:33

first. Okay.

38:36

Then

38:37

then We're gonna go

38:38

what was the order last

38:40

time with Samantha. Martha Mike Smith.

38:42

Then we're gonna go to Samantha. and

38:46

then to Mike. Very similar to last game

38:49

in that. When it's your turn, you

38:51

get

38:51

a but the

38:54

difference being this

38:56

time when you guess and you're wrong, you're eliminated.

39:00

Yeah. k. It's

39:01

gonna start off

39:03

easy and get harder. I

39:06

hope. That is

39:06

the that is the plan. Like

39:09

I said, we'll

39:10

start with Martha. I'm

39:13

going to name a

39:14

state in the United States.

39:16

Apologies to Mike and

39:19

to Canada. I didn't

39:21

plan gain to try

39:23

to make you as a disadvantage of any

39:26

kind. I'm being bamboozled.

39:27

But if Twitter's

39:29

any indication, a lot of

39:31

Canadians know more about American, states

39:33

and their names than than Americans do. So I

39:35

will name a state, and then you

39:37

will tell me

39:38

a Movies.

39:41

that

39:41

has that state in its

39:44

title. Okay. And

39:45

if you match the one that I've

39:47

written because most have

39:50

any movies that they're in the title of,

39:52

and then some only

39:55

have one or two.

39:56

There aren't a lot of states that

39:58

peer frequently in movie titles.

39:59

So it's awful narrowed down,

40:02

but

40:02

that's part of the trick to it is

40:04

sometimes the movies might end up being

40:07

Mike

40:08

obscure. So I'm gonna try to start easy and work

40:10

up to harder ones. Like

40:12

I said, you missed one.

40:14

miss one you're

40:15

eliminated. Please stick around to the end of the

40:18

show to support the

40:22

remaining players. Give

40:22

marsha

40:27

the me

40:28

the time of the movie.

40:31

that

40:31

has the word Texas

40:34

in it. Okay.

40:36

Before I

40:36

do that, I do wanna

40:39

say that the last game we played, it was

40:41

for sure a team

40:44

effort. So we all won, in

40:46

my opinion,

40:48

having said that. If I'm when I'm eliminated,

40:50

I am going to leave

40:52

the Zoom immediately. And

40:54

Oh,

40:58

no. Oh, no. So

41:01

okay.

41:01

Best Matt Hore House

41:04

in Texas.

41:05

Alright. See, this is not that

41:08

difficult of the game, thus

41:10

far.

41:11

Yes. Guest

41:13

me give you the

41:15

cracked noise sound. Very very

41:17

well doc. Mhmm.

41:19

the Now

41:21

Movies move on to

41:23

Samantha. Your

41:25

state is

41:27

the Arizona.

41:28

Raising Arizona.

41:30

raising arizona

41:33

We did it. We

41:36

did it. so

41:38

far so good. See, I was worried so get knocked out in

41:40

the first first round that I

41:42

I would feel silly like

41:45

I didn't make it. obvious

41:47

enough. But let's go to Mike, see how he

41:49

does against

41:50

these powerhouses of

41:53

the US

41:53

of a,

41:56

The state is

41:58

state is Mississippi.

42:00

I wanna say

42:02

Mississippi burning. you

42:05

wanna say the correct thing. Oh, yeah.

42:08

Nicely done. We're back now

42:10

we're going back

42:12

to Martha in

42:14

this game, it turns out I was much more suspenseful than

42:17

I intended it. And

42:21

Martha, your next state

42:24

is Alabama.

42:27

oh Oh,

42:28

oh, no. I know they're I'm

42:30

glad to hear.

42:31

You got this.

42:32

Okay. Oh,

42:35

I

42:35

sweet home, Alvin. Yes.

42:38

That is correct. Oh

42:40

my god. can't

42:43

believe we almost lost you

42:45

over that. The sweet home

42:47

of Alabama recently recommended by

42:50

one of

42:52

my guests I forget what I asked

42:54

for. Was it Loves DeRosa? because it

42:56

was just on TV. guest

42:58

listened to that episode yesterday.

43:01

I think yeah.

43:04

He just loves that movie for some reason. I

43:06

don't care. When it comes on, it's a funeral

43:09

Movies. What's the name Josh? Something flies

43:11

a little plane? Yeah. Why not? Josh

43:13

Lucas, the voice of

43:16

home depots. Or Lowe's?

43:18

No. Maybe he's Lowe's.

43:20

He was one of those.

43:24

Okay. Are

43:25

you ready, Samantha? I

43:28

don't

43:28

feel good about it, but I'm ready. Right.

43:30

As Gabe's gotta get way too

43:32

hard, way too soon. but let's see how

43:34

you do with the state

43:37

of Idaho.

43:38

Alright. I'll see you

43:40

guys later.

43:45

You can't think of any

43:47

movies that begin or

43:49

and or have Idaho

43:52

somewhere in

43:54

their title?

43:55

ah MeMe

43:57

and Idaho. Oh, man. How

43:59

great would that have been if

44:01

that guest was correct?

44:04

i I'm

44:06

sorry. I'm sorry to say, Samantha. The

44:08

the the answer I was

44:11

looking for is my

44:14

own

44:14

private Idaho.

44:16

I've never heard of

44:17

it, so at

44:18

least I don't have to beat myself up.

44:21

No.

44:21

You don't have to feel

44:23

bad about now, of course,

44:25

the filmmaker who made

44:26

the movie would Matt be

44:29

sad because I'm sure I'm

44:31

I'm figuring you probably have heard of Gus

44:33

van Matt. Maybe

44:36

now. I'm trying

44:38

to stored cow blood. Get his ass, Sam. Get it.

44:41

Yeah. Yeah. No. I

44:43

don't really

44:43

Okay. And he just did

44:46

any Mike done

44:48

pretty well for himself

44:49

with a movie called Goodwill Hunting.

44:52

Mhmm. Oh,

44:52

that one I've heard of.

44:55

Yeah. That guy. I mean, he's made

44:57

a lot of little E and D, but he's made a lot of what we call it elephant about school shooting.

44:59

It was very

45:02

disturbing Guest, anyway,

45:05

Samantha, like I said, you're welcome to stick

45:07

around and watch what happens or listen

45:09

to what happens with

45:12

Mike. and

45:13

Martha, but it's always great to have

45:15

it on the shows. Matt? Thank

45:17

you so much. And

45:19

Mike look

45:22

like Okay. Like, what do you think

45:23

of motion picture

45:26

with no.

45:29

I'm really worried. about

45:31

how this is gonna go.

45:34

Okay. The state is

45:35

New York.

45:38

Oh,

45:38

gangs of New

45:41

York? That works.

45:42

That's it. That

45:44

Doug work. Congratulations. Alright.

45:48

There's

45:48

a lot of those for New York. I started realizing

45:50

New York does come up a lot in in

45:52

movie titles. So that one who

45:55

was pretty suspenseful. We're

45:58

back

45:59

to Martha. Kelly.

46:02

Mike, Martha.

46:04

I feel like it's

46:06

it's anybody's Ruddy at this

46:09

point. Okay. But let me see what you come

46:11

up with

46:12

with the

46:15

state known as

46:17

Georgia. Georgia

46:20

Rules

46:21

starring Jane Fonda and

46:24

Lindsey Lohan. That

46:26

is

46:30

correct. don't

46:33

know. Do we have to

46:36

give the stars I love you

46:38

too. That was just Mike

46:40

that was really Martha being really show

46:43

off y, and

46:46

and good for her,

46:48

I say. Samantha,

46:51

Doug still there? Yeah. I had to

46:53

find out what happened. Yeah. I was just

46:55

I was just checking in with you. Alright.

46:57

Are you ready, Mike? I

47:01

am the state

47:03

is Alaska. Alaska.

47:06

or Yeah.

47:09

Alaska.

47:10

I kinda feel

47:11

like Alaska would

47:13

be one of those states

47:16

with just a movie called Alaska.

47:19

Like, there's a

47:20

Mike called Alaska. There's a bunch like,

47:23

Mike Doug queen, Alaska. don't

47:26

know. Let's just go

47:28

Alaska.

47:28

I can't think of anything. I'm just

47:30

gonna say Alaska. Is there anything called

47:34

just Alaska? I love this as a

47:36

strategy because

47:38

because honestly later on in

47:40

the game, there are a few

47:44

states where, you know, an answer, the

47:46

most obvious answer is just

47:48

the the state's name. But I

47:51

maybe there was movie called Alaska, but

47:54

that's that's not what I thought of. Does it

47:56

help you at all, Mike, if I told

47:58

you that it

47:59

involves hockey?

48:01

As I think

48:04

as the Canadian, you should know when all the

48:06

hockey movies are even ones that take place

48:10

in Alaska. Well,

48:10

here's the thing. III can't reveal a

48:12

gap in that knowledge without facing

48:15

some criminal charges. So I'm just

48:17

gonna have to say I

48:19

know a lot of unlocking movies, but I don't

48:22

wanna talk about them right now

48:24

because I I don't

48:26

wanna get in trouble. Well, also, I

48:28

don't I feel like Hockey aficionados

48:31

like this movie, but Movies,

48:33

you know, probably got you

48:36

know, a little bit

48:37

of a divide in terms of

48:39

how people feel about it because

48:41

it's it was

48:43

David e Kelly motion

48:45

picture. He writes a lot of TV,

48:47

of course. And but I guess

48:49

he's passionate about hockey enough to

48:51

write this movie and convince

48:53

folks

48:53

like Bert Reynolds,

48:56

Russell

48:56

Crow oh,

48:59

no. I forget who else is in here,

49:01

but it's got a good cast. is

49:03

called Mystery Alaska. No.

49:06

hello

49:07

Yeah. Yeah. Right?

49:08

Oh, no. No clue.

49:11

Yeah. That's a that's one that you Matt put

49:13

on your you know, you don't know not to put

49:15

on your guest see list, but

49:18

Now you've got that you got that

49:20

golden piece of

49:21

information Matt next time you're

49:23

playing Pub trivia. Definitely.

49:25

And when all the Mike, the

49:27

boys come to my door asking me about

49:29

a hockey Movies. As

49:32

they Yeah.

49:32

And then there was, you know, there was

49:35

the climate change environmental

49:37

disaster movie with

49:40

Stevens Tagal.

49:41

even for gall took place in

49:43

Alaska, but that did not have Alaska in

49:45

the title. Oh. You know, it was

49:47

called

49:47

it was called,

49:48

like,

49:50

one

49:51

more time. That's not it. That's

49:53

not

49:53

the correct answer. Kelly

49:56

congratulations are

49:58

going Doug. to Martha

49:59

Kelly. You're our winner

50:02

today. Oh,

50:02

thank you. It doesn't have to just

50:04

walk off on us. You got

50:06

to hang out and win. Yeah.

50:08

Would

50:09

you like to try one more, Martha, just

50:11

to, you know, seal

50:13

the the deal? Yeah.

50:16

And if I don't get

50:18

it right, I'd like to forfeit my

50:22

champion title.

50:22

just

50:26

your way Matt saying you don't wanna come back on the

50:28

show, and I don't wanna say

50:29

that. I get

50:32

it. No.

50:32

Alright. So let's try another one with you

50:35

though, see if you can can get one more

50:37

or really show off your

50:40

knowledge. The

50:41

state is Minnesota. Oh.

50:44

Oh. Can

50:44

you think of a

50:45

movie as Minnesota in

50:48

the title?

50:51

No. But I

50:51

will tell you that the movie

50:54

purple rain takes place in

50:56

Minnesota and that's as close as I

50:58

can get. I

50:59

think he really came close to calling

51:02

it Lake Minnetonka, Minnesota.

51:04

Was he the working title?

51:08

of purple rain. But

51:10

this is a motion picture that starred

51:12

Keanu Reeves and Cameron Diaz,

51:15

and called

51:16

Feeling Minnesota.

51:19

What? Yeah. Feeling

51:22

Minnesota. I don't know if that's that title's always stuck

51:24

with me because it's like, what it What

51:27

is feeling Minnesota? Exactly. And

51:29

what does that mean? Do you

51:31

know? Like, you're cold. I

51:33

mean, Mike, Blue Hawaii. I get

51:36

that. the

51:39

Oklahoma, of course, is

51:41

a

51:41

state and a musical, and all you gotta

51:44

do to make this state into a musical

51:46

is add an

51:48

exclamation point. at

51:49

the end. Mhmm. And

51:52

does anybody know what I would have

51:54

gone

51:55

with for Florida? Florida project?

51:57

That's it. The Florida

51:59

project. Exactly.

52:02

Alright, Martha Kelly. What do Kelly

52:05

do you wanna do some

52:07

clogs?

52:09

wow Well,

52:10

what what am I

52:14

Wait. Any

52:20

movies or

52:20

Movies

52:23

shows and

52:24

then coming out?

52:27

The a

52:28

movie that

52:29

will come out

52:31

next year, so I don't

52:34

wanna plug

52:35

it. Okay.

52:38

Yeah. I'm currently on avoid

52:41

and avoiding interacting with other people

52:43

as much as possible

52:45

just to get through

52:48

the holidays. So I'd love to plug just

52:51

being online and getting mad

52:53

at people. So that's what I'll be

52:55

doing. That's a perfect plug. And

52:58

it's it's

52:59

Martha Kelly, there's nothing

53:01

tricky about it.

53:03

On Twitter for for

53:05

however long it's still there. It's Martha

53:08

Kelly three. And

53:10

then Instagram and

53:12

Mike are Kelly,

53:15

I'm not really

53:17

I'm I

53:18

mostly retweet people.

53:22

I don't. I'm not I'm

53:24

not calling people cons

53:26

anymore they used to

53:28

do.

53:28

Damn. Do

53:30

you rehire anybody? Is that a thing?

53:32

I

53:32

have rehived some people. Yeah.

53:35

I'm

53:35

I

53:37

yeah. I don't

53:40

really have anything to Doug. Other than just being the champion

53:42

of Douglas Loves, I'd like to

53:44

plug that

53:46

stuff. Yeah.

53:47

definitely come back for more as soon as

53:50

possible. And Of

53:53

two. Samantha Ruddy

53:55

Hey,

53:55

Doug. here. Thank you for waiting

53:57

to the end after being

53:59

unsermons unceremoniously dispatched.

54:02

I got

54:03

nowhere to be. in that

54:05

crazy game. What would you like to plug?

54:08

Well, I'm

54:08

also on Hive Martha.

54:12

So let's Mike up.

54:14

I'm at family matters

54:16

on there and also all other

54:18

social media. Twitter, Instagram, you

54:20

name it. And I have a show coming up. Doug, will this air

54:22

this week? Doug. Tonight. Oh

54:25

my god.

54:25

Okay. So

54:27

I gotta show I

54:29

get a show coming up next

54:32

Sunday, which will be December

54:34

fourth. And it's at Union

54:36

Matt in Brooklyn at five thirty called Cozy

54:38

sweater.

54:41

harper Awesome.

54:43

Mike What? That's a

54:45

fun name

54:45

for a show.

54:47

Oh, thank you. Yeah. Yeah.

54:50

We try to make it feel like a just

54:52

like a nice muggle hot chocolate. Thank you

54:54

so much for having me. This was so

54:56

fun even though I lost my title. That's

54:58

another

54:58

good name for a stand of

55:01

comedy show. Hot

55:04

Hot Doug. By

55:08

Coraza, what do you wanna promote,

55:10

buddy? Kelly, look,

55:11

I've got I've got a lot to promote.

55:13

Let's just say, my MIKECARR0ZZA

55:18

on Twitter, and Instagram,

55:20

and Hive.

55:21

I'll be in

55:24

San Francisco for Guest Fest, January twenty six

55:26

to the thirtieth. Doing

55:28

some fun stuff there. And I

55:32

run a show in Montreal. So if you're in Montreal area,

55:34

December eighth at rustic on

55:36

Sherbrooke, that's RUSTIK

55:40

It's

55:40

a it's it's a loud bar, but we

55:43

make a show happen there. And last one

55:45

we did was sold out, and we were hoping to

55:47

do the same thing this time. So

55:50

You're in the Montreal area. Come hang up. Yeah. Come on down,

55:52

be loud. Oh, yeah.

55:54

Yeah. Fit right in. I

55:58

I love it. And thanks for being a

55:59

-- Oh. -- a

56:02

replacement. And then what's one of

56:03

my shows are you doing in

56:05

San Francisco during

56:08

sketch guest. I am

56:08

doing the movie interruption

56:11

of those those are revealed, though.

56:13

Right? The Yeah. Yeah.

56:15

Okay. Lost boys. which I have

56:17

not seen and will not see until the

56:20

movie interruption. That's perfect. Yeah.

56:22

I I you know, I think you're gonna enjoy

56:24

it on

56:26

own merits, but it's also a fun movie to there's

56:28

lots to make fun of because it's

56:32

very, you

56:34

know, very a lot of a lot of brooding

56:36

teenage background. Oh, I'm so excited.

56:38

I'm so excited. Also, I think

56:40

we're both doing Arden's podcast about

56:44

bachelor. Will you accept this rose? Yeah. That'll be when the new

56:46

season is in full swing of the bachelor with

56:48

Zach, and I'm excited because I took

56:51

a break from

56:51

Paradise this year.

56:54

Oh, really?

56:54

You couldn't take it anymore. Oh, the last season of

56:56

the

56:57

bachelorette was so awful. I needed a break.

56:59

My cohost my podcast was upset about

57:01

it, but I had to

57:03

be Mike, look, I need it. You

57:05

got

57:05

it. You know, when it comes

57:08

to reality TV, you gotta look after your

57:10

mental health.

57:12

Definitely. Douglas movies,

57:14

eight guests of Hanukkah

57:16

in Los Angeles, December

57:19

eighteenth at Largo. all of my

57:22

dates are done with dot com. I got my shows coming up in the holiday taint

57:24

in San Diego

57:26

and Irvine.

57:30

and San Francisco, so much San

57:32

Francisco, all that sketch based stuff

57:34

that I was talking about, Mike,

57:37

Plus, I'll be there for one night only on

57:39

New Year's Eve with

57:40

Lori Martha and lots of

57:43

other funny comics at Combs. in

57:45

San Francisco.

57:48

What is

57:49

delightful almost an

57:51

hour with the

57:53

three of you? Thank

57:54

you again to Samantha Ruddy, Martha

57:57

Kelly, and Mike Carrozza.

58:01

And as always,

58:02

as always

58:04

Okay. I'm there.

58:06

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58:09

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