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3:09

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3:11

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3:17

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3:22

won't see. But in general, I

3:24

will see all of them. This is Doug Loves

3:26

Movies, recording on Oscar

3:29

Sunday, March 10, 2024. And

3:34

my guests today are all

3:36

award worthy. They are

3:38

right on, Hirschberg, Gabe,

3:40

Malika, and Gareth Reynolds.

3:43

Hello, gentlemen. Happy New

3:45

Year. Happy New Year. Hello,

3:47

Doug. Happy New Year to you, buddy. Let's

3:50

meet them individually and alphabetically

3:53

by first name like we

3:55

do. He's the star of

3:58

the off-Broadway show, Solo. Show

4:00

about friendship. It's Gabe Malika. Welcome back, dude.

4:02

Hey Doug. I'm really excited to be here.

4:05

I'm one-and-one I have one win in one

4:07

last place. So I'm going for second today.

4:09

That'd be my dream. Oh, okay

4:12

Well, you know, I enjoy I enjoy

4:14

saying welcome back to people named Gabe

4:16

for reasons We don't need to get into

4:19

but are you? Do

4:22

you plan on watching the Oscars tonight? Are

4:24

you Oscar watcher? I am

4:26

a big Oscar watcher I'm gonna be on a flight

4:28

for the first for the monologue and then as soon

4:30

as I get home to New York I will put

4:32

them on absolutely. Oh Okay,

4:35

so monologue sounds like you're just being

4:37

a long one Say

4:40

that one. Oh, yes. Yes. Yeah You

4:44

think Jimmy Kimmel's gonna fuck around for like an hour

4:46

just while you're sitting in traffic Maybe

4:51

he'll do that thing right and has pizzas

4:54

delivered again. Yeah, yeah falafel

4:56

something You have

4:58

any Predictions about

5:00

tonight That's a

5:02

great question. I I'm rooting for American fiction. I

5:05

thought it was like the funniest thing I saw

5:07

this year Okay, so I'm

5:09

rooting for that for sure. All right. Well, you

5:11

know, I think it's definitely got a shot at Seems

5:14

like it's in the pocket maybe for original screenplay

5:16

or is it based on a book? I

5:19

think it's based on a book Oh, really? Oh Yeah,

5:22

okay. Well actually no we gotta

5:27

a little bit of both everybody He's

5:32

the co-host of the dollop podcast

5:34

give it up Applaud

5:37

in your homes or wherever you

5:39

listen is for Gareth Reynolds Thank

5:41

you everybody for doing what Doug said clapping

5:44

in your homes and hello. Hi everybody. You

5:46

gonna watch the Oscars tonight, dude I

5:49

will watch them after I have a

5:51

show so after my show I will

5:54

go home and watch the Oscars and hate

5:56

every minute of it most like every time

5:59

what where's show at? At

6:01

in San Antonio at LOL. So I

6:03

feel like yeah they the Oscars will

6:05

probably notice that the ratings dip a

6:08

little. I did not try to schedule

6:10

it at the same time but but

6:12

yeah. Yeah every time I see

6:14

all the people that you know

6:17

are set for a show like it

6:19

the Oscars is not like the Super

6:21

Bowl or a holiday where you

6:23

are well aware of when it's gonna be because

6:25

it moves around all over the place like fucking

6:27

Easter. So you know you

6:30

end up sometimes having a gig the same night

6:32

as the Oscars and I find

6:34

that you know the people that go

6:36

out the night of the Oscars aren't

6:39

necessarily you know anti-movie or just you

6:41

know not into pop culture they just don't

6:43

care about the award ceremony. Last year I

6:45

hadn't watched for a while and then last

6:47

year I remember I was at my brothers

6:50

we were eating dinner and my people started

6:52

texting me like what the fuck just happened

6:54

and then there was the Will Smith that

6:56

you know and that made me go like

6:59

well this is still actually enjoyable. Well

7:03

just the fact that something could

7:05

happen you know weird things happen for sure.

7:08

Unfortunately you have to sit through a few of them

7:10

to get a slapping or a streaker or something like

7:12

that. It's gonna be a heart at the top. Some

7:14

of them are boring and without incident. All

7:17

of them. And predictable

7:19

like I think most of the winners are

7:21

kind of already lined up

7:23

for tonight you know. But yeah let's

7:26

meet our third guest before I ramble

7:28

on about this. You've seen him on

7:30

the Tonight Show. You've heard him on

7:32

Dark Post movies. It's Renan Hirschberg. Hey

7:34

dude. Good to be here. Yeah. Great

7:36

to be here. What

7:39

about you? What's your Oscar plans for

7:41

tonight? I'm having an Oscars bedding

7:44

party that I have every day. Oh wow.

7:46

That I've invited a bunch of people to. When I invite

7:48

people to a lot of them I

7:51

can sense them just feeling bad for me knowing

7:53

that I do that. Like

7:56

I'm inviting them to an abstinence party. Well,

8:00

it's interesting because I would think that

8:02

the comedy clubs in New York especially

8:05

kind of have especially like the Comedy Cellar

8:08

or something like that. It's probably still busy

8:10

tonight with people who don't care about or

8:12

know about the Oscars at all. Definitely. I

8:14

literally blocked off tonight so I didn't get

8:17

work. Yeah, because they'll still

8:19

do shows. It's funny. Oh yeah, I mean,

8:21

no one cares about the I think the

8:23

only people who care about the Oscars are

8:25

us right now having this podcast. Yeah, I

8:27

don't think anyone cares. But we really care.

8:29

Sundays are dead enough. Sundays

8:31

are hard enough in comedy

8:34

clubs these days. When I

8:36

started out, Sunday night was the most favorite

8:38

night of the week because comedy clubs were

8:40

really like nine shows a week, six nights

8:42

a week. So when

8:44

you got to Sunday, it

8:47

was almost

8:49

like fan appreciation night or something like the

8:51

real comedy fans would come out on Sunday.

8:53

That would be the best show of the

8:55

week. I can sometimes be Thursday,

8:57

I feel like now. Yeah, these days, Sundays

9:00

are a real crap shoot. I'm really excited

9:02

for my show tonight though. So let's just

9:04

you know what I mean? Yeah,

9:06

let's not put any kind of yeah,

9:09

we're just on your future. I just

9:11

want to make it clear. I'm the

9:13

most dedicated to the Oscars out of

9:15

anyone here. That is where it does

9:17

feel like you are. Is there an

9:19

award for that on this show? Okay, that's my unvying

9:26

appreciation. Also, it's a

9:28

little awkward. I invited Gabe to mine and he

9:31

was like, I can't do it. And then I'm

9:33

hearing him go, well, you know, I'll miss the

9:35

first part, but then I'm rushing home to watch

9:37

it. And I'm like, to my party couldn't you

9:39

have we don't wait. You know, I

9:45

just remembered with neighbors. I've

9:49

been a real Oscar, you know, like

9:52

my parents watched it. And I watched

9:54

it. I had nightmares because of it

9:56

because you know, so many R rated

9:58

movies would the clips

10:00

alone would like just put ideas in

10:02

my head. And then, and

10:05

then like, you know, like the exorcist, you know,

10:07

I didn't see it when I was a kid,

10:09

but it was all over the Oscars. So I

10:11

got a real strong idea what happened to the

10:13

exit. And, but so

10:16

for the last few years, I've done this challenge,

10:19

the hashtag dlm Oscar

10:21

challenge on, you

10:24

know, X formerly Twitter, and I, the thing

10:28

is, I attempt to watch every movie

10:30

that's nominated, even the shorts and the

10:33

animated and even movies that just got

10:35

nominated for having a song over the

10:37

end credits that was written by Diane

10:39

Warren. So so

10:42

this year, and I'm sad

10:44

to say, I finally just not

10:46

only gave up on trying to watch

10:48

everything, but I haven't even seen all

10:51

10 Best Picture nominees. Oh,

10:53

wow. So let's start with Renan. How

10:55

many have you seen out of the

10:57

10 movies nominated for Best Picture? So

11:00

it's a little I've, I've

11:04

seen eight and there's two

11:06

that I the other two I

11:08

gave up watching in the middle. Okay,

11:10

so you really tried to watch which ones are the

11:12

ones you gave up on? I

11:15

feel embarrassed. I feel like I'm gonna get

11:17

canceled for saying. Yeah. No, no,

11:19

I saw past lives in theaters. Okay. I

11:21

gave up on and by

11:23

the just keep in mind, I'm very kind of critical. I

11:25

don't know. I gave up on Barbie. Oh,

11:28

okay. That's fine. But what's the other one? American

11:31

fiction. Interesting. Favorite

11:33

movie. So you got all the

11:36

way through. You watched all

11:38

of the zone of interest. Yeah.

11:40

That sounds

11:42

like one of the roughest watches I could

11:44

imagine. Well, I saw it in theater. So

11:46

yeah, you can't walk out of a Holocaust

11:48

movie in theaters. You know what I mean?

11:50

Right. Just you know, but but

11:53

yeah, it's bad that it's Barbie

11:55

and American. I just

11:57

feel racist and sexist. But you know,

12:00

I uh, I just I

12:02

couldn't get into either of them, you know,

12:04

but you got through Oppenheimer You got through

12:06

past lives, which is just people just conversations

12:09

that you have to read because it's just

12:11

subtitled And yeah, I

12:13

got through uh Yeah,

12:15

I got through all those. Yeah, you

12:17

did some good work there. So, uh, I

12:20

appreciate it I think i've seen like three

12:22

or four of the best pictures i've seen

12:24

Oppenheimer Barbie uh

12:28

Uh, yeah, do you love movies

12:30

doug? I do and I

12:32

do and I usually put myself through watching

12:34

all the oscar movies, but now there's so

12:37

many movies coming out

12:39

of every crevice And

12:42

there's a lot I like fun movies and

12:44

most of the even barbie has parts that

12:46

aren't fun for me You

12:48

know because it's got to have a message. It's got

12:50

to have a point and all that You

12:53

know, it wasn't just a flat out comedy

12:56

Um, that's why I turned it off I

12:59

have I just want to end in a holocaust. Did

13:01

you know that? I

13:04

only watch fritish holocaust or uh at

13:06

comic bomb movies I will say if

13:09

I saw his note of interest like on tv if I

13:11

didn't see it in theaters I probably would have turned that

13:13

off too Yeah, no, I think

13:15

that's a fair assessment So I just want to

13:18

say because you know people are hearing this the

13:20

day after the oscar So it's kind of silly

13:22

to talk about it at all. But uh,

13:25

I do want to you know, congratulate

13:27

Oppenheimer, paul giamatti, emma stone Divine

13:30

joy randal and robert downey jr

13:34

Who are gonna be who are all gonna win tonight?

13:37

You know, there's a chance that the lady from killers

13:39

of the flower moon, uh, lily gladstone

13:41

might beat emma stone But emma stone's

13:43

performance it like they should take

13:46

back her previous oscar and give her once

13:48

a night Because that's a cool

13:50

rule. They would that would be exciting Her

13:53

performance in poor things is like the is

13:55

is just uh, a thing unto itself. It's

13:57

the most unusual thing You

14:00

know and she's so committed to it

14:03

I just love the idea of the Oscars being

14:05

like okay We gave it to you before but

14:07

we didn't really mean it now we mean it

14:09

and we're gonna give you before because we were

14:11

Surprised you could sing That's

14:14

why you won for lala less but for

14:16

this like it just she just puts herself

14:19

into it in every imaginable

14:23

And you know, I'm sure I and that's another one

14:25

flowers the killer moon. I just can't bring myself to

14:27

watch a Genocide movie, you

14:30

know a movie that's like, you know

14:32

We're smart Scorsese is on the record

14:34

is saying I tried to figure out

14:36

a way to humanize these monsters You

14:39

know that that commit genocide, you know, I

14:41

mean, it's like why do they need

14:43

to be humanized? Why can't we just spend

14:45

the rest of our lives thinking they're the fucking evil

14:48

and he also bail Fails, they're

14:50

not like there. It's just like not humanized.

14:52

It's just like yeah, it's it's uh, I

14:55

Found that movie to be like extreme I mean,

14:57

I love Scorsese, but I thought that movie was

14:59

just so just it just picked the wrong story

15:02

And it was just boring to watching these like

15:04

evil sociopaths Yeah,

15:06

and like oh one of them's in love of cool

15:08

cares Yeah It's

15:11

just so long too. I when I like that when

15:13

I watched the Irishman, I was like, all right I'm

15:15

gonna give it a shot. I cannot do that Experience

15:19

it's so long. It's

15:21

gotta be more interesting than the Irishman though The Irishman

15:23

really I did but everyone would say everyone's everyone with

15:25

the Irishman looks pretty good So I was like, all

15:28

right, let's go and then I was like why is

15:30

why? Yeah, if you want

15:32

to the de aging shit in that

15:34

movie is just yeah, so disturbing to

15:36

watch Yeah, even if even if you

15:38

were like a child and didn't even

15:40

know that Joe Pesci's 30 years older

15:42

than they're Betraying in the movie you

15:44

would still sit there and go what

15:46

is what is off about? Something's

15:49

wrong. Well, you do like you'd be like to be

15:51

honest seems like he has like like

15:53

some kind of early signs of like muscular Distrofier

15:55

or something because he's younger and he just can't

15:57

move at all. He's like, this is like, yeah

16:00

I think the last hour of that movie

16:02

is actually fantastic. The fifth hour is good,

16:04

I'll say that. And I like the third

16:06

hour of Oppenheimer. It's like,

16:08

hey, Christopher Nolan and Martin Scorsese. You

16:12

can win plenty of awards and make really cool stuff in

16:14

the limited series or, you know, like, you know, you

16:19

can win a lot of awards and you can win a lot of awards.

16:22

You can win plenty of awards and

16:24

make really cool stuff in the limited

16:26

series or, you know, like, you don't

16:28

have to fucking put us through a

16:30

three and a half hour movie that

16:32

you think we're going to sit in

16:34

a theater and watch. Well, then he

16:37

craps on like Marvel movies, which I get. I think

16:40

I actually think they are oversaturated, but he's like,

16:42

yeah, Marvel's taken away movies. And then he's like,

16:44

but anyway, instead, you should watch this four

16:47

and a half movie, an hour movie about

16:49

genocide, where it's completely from the. It's

16:52

just like it's not the greatest alternative to Marvel. No.

16:55

And it's also like he's just

16:57

aiding and vetting this whole horrible

16:59

situation by, you know, even

17:01

suggesting that there should be movies where you

17:04

see actors like I didn't like the

17:07

Harrison Ford younger scenes in the new

17:09

indie. Yeah, I just don't. But, you

17:11

know, that's the sort of a hill

17:15

to die on where no one's going to care

17:17

that you're on that hill or die, you

17:20

know, because there's just going to be more

17:22

as technology just keeps getting better and better.

17:24

They're going to keep trying to do more,

17:26

but I just don't like it. I

17:28

don't like the young Sam Jackson in Marvel

17:30

movies when they do that. Oh,

17:33

I didn't notice to do that. They

17:35

did it in the first one with

17:37

pre-larcen the first, you know,

17:40

they have scenes like because it takes place like

17:42

in the 80s or something. And

17:45

so always looks the same age. I feel

17:47

like they look like 50s for like four

17:49

years. Even

17:54

in coming to America, you're like, yeah, and now

17:57

you're like, yeah, you don't have to do that

17:59

with Sam. Yeah, and he always had

18:01

a purple lightsaber. It's very odd. That

18:03

is a strange decision Let's

18:07

before we get into the games

18:09

today, let's get some recommendations real

18:13

quick starting with

18:15

Gabe, can you Recommend

18:18

a movie that you've seen recently and

18:21

in any format. I would love to

18:23

I I recently watched this

18:27

movie called the sterile cuckoo. Oh,

18:29

yeah, and it was filmed at my

18:31

college So I watched it mostly because I was like, oh,

18:34

what are the scenes look like at the school? I went

18:36

to and it flies in Minnelli and

18:39

She kind of plays this like this woman who you can't

18:41

I kind of couldn't believe it was a late 60s Movie

18:44

where it's like this feels like a woman in Brooklyn right now

18:47

And her performance is amazing and they're

18:49

like having parties at places where

18:51

like I've been drunken stoned I'm like, this

18:53

is wild. So I like the

18:55

sterile cuckoo a lot Right

18:58

on I haven't you know, I don't think

19:01

I've ever heard anybody discuss that

19:03

movie since

19:05

since like, you know the 70s, but You

19:09

know Liza Minnelli Could

19:11

could really turn it out. I bet you

19:13

she got nominated for Best Actress for that

19:15

one. Mm-hmm. Yeah, she did She

19:17

may have won actually. I think

19:20

she didn't she win for cabaret. Yeah,

19:22

that must have been it Yeah, yeah, and she's not

19:24

a multi I don't think But

19:27

that's an excellent suggestion I feel

19:29

like You know

19:31

the listeners are going to be unfamiliar with it.

19:33

So try to find it. Do you know is

19:36

it on a streamer? My

19:39

got it my buddy got it for me on plex which

19:43

Horrible thing to say maybe your buddy

19:45

can get everyone a plex Garrett

19:54

what do you like lately? You

19:56

got a recommendation? Well, I watched a

19:58

little art house movie called was Big Adventure

20:01

recently for the

20:03

first time in a

20:05

long time. And

20:08

while I will say the first 10 minutes

20:10

I was like, he's very strange the way

20:12

he giggles to himself all the time. That

20:14

movie holds up and is

20:16

so goddamn eerie. I

20:19

forget how funny that movie is on top

20:21

of anything because I loved it when I

20:23

was like a kid. But that

20:25

movie really had me going. So it's so funny

20:27

to hear someone go, Peter Herman, he's a little

20:30

strange. Yeah, you know, if you watch back, I

20:32

will say now you look at the guy you

20:34

think, this is

20:38

like a guy, you know, normal guy. No, he's

20:40

a little weird. I

20:45

was shocked. It's very weird. No.

20:48

But yeah, I was laughing so hard. So it was a

20:50

good watch. I'd say it's got the

20:52

best jump scare in a non horror movie in

20:54

history. The large Marge.

20:56

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That

20:59

thing like there's people that are, you know, tormented

21:01

by it. Yeah. It's

21:03

also learning a little more about it. Like

21:06

he just like got another screenplay and did

21:08

paint by numbers with it. But it's such

21:10

a light. It's just a really well put

21:12

together movie. Tim Burton's first movie, Danny

21:15

Elfman's first movie. So there's just a lot of

21:17

like nice stuff in there. That's pretty interesting. So

21:20

music is great. I love using like the

21:22

music that's playing when in the beginning when

21:24

he's got a lot of his like weird

21:26

breakfast conveyor belt. Yeah. The

21:29

traction, you know, his Goldberg thing, the music playing

21:31

during that, you know, it pops up a lot

21:33

in other things because it's so good. Yeah.

21:36

Yeah. It's really, really catchy

21:39

for especially very instrumental. All

21:41

right. Renan, you've got.

21:43

Well, it doesn't

21:46

matter what the other picks were because we just

21:48

want to know what you like. What's

21:51

your recommendation? I'm I'm

21:53

really into this. House

21:55

Korean director Lee Chang Dong, who made

21:57

this movie Secret Sunshine.

22:00

Which I think is really great. It's like 10 years old

22:04

but I Highly

22:06

recommend it. It's not on any streamer. So no

22:09

one will ever watch it. It's complex complex

22:12

but People

22:15

don't like if it's not on a streamer

22:17

no one will pay three dollars to rent

22:19

a movie anymore It's like it's just like

22:21

beyond but it's yeah, they just search it

22:23

out for free because if you have multiple

22:25

streamers You're spending you

22:27

know money So

22:29

it's like mine as well. I'll watch it

22:31

streaming on to be I might be incorrect.

22:34

Okay Well, so how would this movie how

22:36

do you think this movie would play with

22:38

commercial breaks? You

22:40

might know that they do on to be I

22:43

love you It's

22:46

a pretty intense kind of like Job like suffering

22:48

movie, but it's also just great He's the guy

22:50

who did burning you remember burning from a couple

22:52

years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I

22:55

mean you will laugh out loud watching Serious

22:58

or scary or you know any almost any

23:00

kind of movie on to be or any

23:02

of the ones that You

23:04

know Pluto any the ones that put in ads because

23:07

it's just it just suddenly pops

23:09

up You know the filmmaker didn't like do

23:11

a because you know every streaming thing

23:13

right now They always

23:16

do like these they fade to black

23:18

a lot so that if it does

23:20

get sell directly They could

23:22

put commercials in well, I know Thank

23:25

you. So the funniest could podcast will be like

23:27

it'll be like yeah climate change is

23:29

gonna destroy the world. It's irrevocable Anyway,

23:31

do you like mattresses? No Well,

23:34

we do that on the dollop sometimes. I'm like, whoa Sorry,

23:38

yeah, I do love door dash, but

23:40

uh, that man he drowned Yeah,

23:45

no, it's really funny I just watched Harold or

23:47

Maude recently I'm one of those when they throw

23:49

in commercials and I laughed out loud a couple

23:51

times cuz like but you'll be like just the

23:53

Second before he hangs himself, you know How

23:56

much would you pay for all this pizza? I

23:59

don't I saw a great

24:01

one yesterday on YouTube. I was watching you

24:03

know that Katie Britt that like crazy lady

24:05

from Alabama. Yeah. Oh, yeah He did

24:07

the he did the response. Please. Yeah, by

24:09

the way that talk about an Oscar that

24:11

was unreal I was watching

24:14

her weird hyperventilating Crying

24:16

laughing speech about how awful biden is on youtube

24:18

and then right in the middle of it It

24:21

cut to an ad from biden Like

24:24

the greatest troll nice

24:28

Yeah, that I mean, you know, it's

24:30

been discussed to death but just just

24:32

anyone involved deciding she should be in

24:34

a kitchen It

24:37

makes no fucking like what it was like

24:39

i'm a i'm a lady who's made in

24:41

politics But you know what this kitchen's really

24:44

where i belong the the levels

24:46

that she hit performance wise were

24:48

really fantastic I mean she honestly

24:50

as far as acting goes She

24:53

was really going for every emotion,

24:55

but every emotion at once. Yeah

24:58

It was like a highlight reel it

25:00

was like my she was really moving

25:02

her voice was despair, but her face

25:05

was smiling Yes, and her eyes were

25:07

crying Seriously,

25:09

yeah, like each feature had a different

25:11

director like combined every spectrum of human

25:13

emotion into one thing Yeah,

25:17

seriously, yeah, that's true. It was the

25:19

emstone performance,

25:21

you know All right

25:23

guys. Those are some uh Fun

25:26

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25:28

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back and the first game we're going to

26:44

play today is called

26:47

Planes, Trains, or Automobiles.

26:51

I'll name a movie and you have

26:53

to tell me if it's got a

26:55

plane crash, a train crash, or a

26:57

car crash. More

27:00

of a game to be sure. Gabe's

27:04

going to go first and I'll

27:07

give him a title

27:09

and he tells me either plane, train, or

27:11

car. And if

27:14

he gets it right, he gets a point. If

27:16

he misses, then we go to Gareth. And

27:19

if Gareth misses, then

27:22

Renan would get the gimme point

27:24

because there'd only be one option

27:26

left, theoretically. First

27:29

to two points wins. Are

27:32

you ready, Gabe? I'm so ready. Okay.

27:36

This first movie, I'd like you to tell me

27:38

if it's got a plane crash, a car crash,

27:40

or a train crash. A

27:42

movie called Random Hearts. Random

27:46

Hearts, okay. I

27:49

was really hoping we were going to give him a crash, but

27:51

I will take Random Hearts. There's the real

27:54

obvious ones out there, yeah. Random

27:58

Hearts. I'm gonna say

28:01

train crash. Oh,

28:06

you like train crash for

28:09

random hearts? I didn't

28:11

bring my, I'm out on the road, I'm

28:13

at South by Southwest. We're in the same

28:15

city. Oh, that's

28:17

right. I think I do remember you telling me

28:19

that you're going to be in Austin. You

28:22

want to run over to my hotel room? Do

28:24

the same person? I think we've already started, but

28:27

I'll come by after to talk about it. What

28:31

are you doing South

28:33

by West those or you're just somewhere else in town?

28:36

Oh, no, I just did cap city last night. I

28:38

see because yeah, you're in San Antonio

28:41

today. Tonight. I'm in Austin now. So

28:43

yeah, we can't. And now I saw

28:45

coming together. You're going to travel after

28:48

we're done. That's right. That's right. By

28:50

train plane or. That's

28:52

the game, Doug. That's the next round. And

28:55

Ron and I are going to be

28:57

in the same city and we're also not hanging out. So

28:59

that's right. Yes. Just really. Yeah.

29:04

We need the content in order to talk to each

29:06

other. I

29:09

really do only talk to my friends via podcast

29:11

now. And I don't know if it's bad or

29:13

just good that I have this outlet. Instead

29:17

of just face diving people. I want to talk

29:19

about movies. All right.

29:21

OK, so Gabe, I like I said,

29:24

I don't have my right and wrong

29:26

sound effects. So I'm just going to just

29:28

tell you the news with my mouth and

29:30

that that is incorrect. It is not a

29:32

train crash in random

29:35

hearts. We go to Gareth and

29:37

that leaves a car or a plane.

29:40

Well, it's obviously no clue

29:43

or insight into what the hell this

29:45

movie is. But I feel like it'll

29:47

be easiest to fall in love, which

29:49

it sort of feels like it might

29:51

be from a by automobile accident. So

29:53

I'll say a car. I'm

29:56

sorry that it's also incorrect. Renan,

30:00

do you remember what the third option was? Yeah,

30:02

this would be an easy one if I

30:05

was listening. No, I'm kidding. So

30:07

I guess it's a plane crash.

30:11

Yeah, it is. So that's the

30:13

other funny thing is that you

30:16

have the biggest stars in the world, and years

30:18

later on a movie trivia podcast, people are going

30:20

to treat your movie like it didn't exist. Oh,

30:22

wow. You never heard of it.

30:24

Because this movie starred Harrison Ford and

30:28

Kristen Scott Thomas. And

30:31

they play, I'm just excited to

30:33

tell you what this movie's about. They

30:35

play people whose his

30:38

wife and her husband die in a

30:40

plane crash. And

30:43

then through their efforts to get their

30:45

loved ones belongings

30:49

and whatnot, they discover that

30:51

those two people were having

30:53

an affair. Oh,

30:56

my god. Yeah. And guess what

30:58

happens to them? They

31:00

bang. They fuck. They fall

31:02

in love. But it would have been even

31:05

better if they died in a plane. Or

31:07

a train crash. Gabe was

31:09

right. There's

31:12

just not enough commercial crashes for that plot line

31:14

to work. Well,

31:16

I don't know. We're headed in the direction where it

31:19

might make sense. Well, the planes are falling apart. Yeah,

31:21

Boeing is trying to do everything they can to make

31:23

that plot function. Every time I'm on

31:25

a plane lately, I look around and go, well,

31:27

it's still got ashtrays on the arms. This

31:30

might be an old plane. Yeah, no, that

31:32

is such a sad truth. I

31:34

know, yeah. Every plane was up in the 70s. Oh,

31:37

thank god, ashtrays. Back when they screwed them.

31:42

OK, so Renan's on the board. But

31:44

anybody can win this still. So Gabe,

31:47

you're up first again. It's

31:49

a tough position. Plane crash,

31:52

train crash, or automobile crash

31:55

in a movie called White Nights.

31:58

White Nights. Okay Interesting

32:01

Gareth. I feel like your logic last round was

32:03

so strong and it was still wrong So I

32:05

feel like I really don't know what to do.

32:07

I know don't not take

32:10

anything I do I'm

32:13

gonna say a car crash There's

32:17

a car crash in white nights is unfortunately

32:20

incorrect, okay Gareth

32:23

with the perfect

32:26

logic I'm

32:29

a reminder. I'm losing Well,

32:34

you know instead of using my movie logic

32:36

I always try to go with the Doug

32:38

logic which is Doug just gonna turn this

32:40

into a thing where I'm

32:43

gonna keep regretting not Saying

32:45

plane which is possible But

32:48

I'll go train on this one

32:53

No Not a

32:55

good laugh I will

32:57

find your hotel Douglas

33:04

oh my god, I knew these would be

33:06

you know difficult, but I don't know I

33:08

just thought Double

33:12

plane crash is a real money. Yeah.

33:15

Well, you're both yeah But also just

33:17

like just just two unlucky

33:19

guesses by two players back to

33:21

back. It's just That's

33:23

impressive. Thank you. So but but I

33:25

appreciate like now I have lots of

33:28

answers left I can play this game

33:30

again sometime in the future as it

33:32

is about

33:34

fictional plane crashes and This

33:39

movie Is

33:42

a plane crash and a very

33:44

spectacular one like a well-shot plane

33:47

crash Mikhail

33:50

Baryshnikov stars He's

33:56

trying to defect from Russia

33:58

and is playing in

34:00

Siberia Wow and

34:03

you can imagine out of it yeah

34:05

is there is he playing away yeah

34:07

let's got lots of dancing in

34:09

it and Gregory Hines is the

34:11

co-star catees is a black guy

34:13

that somehow I forget how how

34:16

he knows him or how why but this

34:18

this guy tries to help him out and

34:20

he's a tap dancer so there's a lot

34:22

of tap dancing and ballet okay in

34:26

this weird-ass movie whimsical thing involving

34:29

a plane crash it's

34:31

not well it's kind of you know the plane

34:34

crash just sort of sets the plot in motion which

34:36

is true of a lot of movies that have plane

34:38

crashes in them it's just sort of plane crashes and

34:40

then the person stuck on an island or whatever or

34:43

they have to eat each other okay so

34:46

congratulations to Renan you killed it you

34:48

won that game and that means you

34:50

get to go first in our next

34:52

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34:55

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back And we

36:01

got one more serious

36:05

game to play. Okay. To

36:08

determine our winner today.

36:12

Renan won the first game, but in

36:14

this game, he can't sit back and wait for the

36:17

points to come to him. Well,

36:19

he didn't really do that. I mean, he

36:21

was just, he wasn't like a strat. I

36:23

mean, he just went last. It was advantageous.

36:25

Yeah. No, it's a first time. It's

36:27

the first time I'm winning and feel like it's

36:29

been rigged in my favor. Yeah.

36:33

Usually I choose that of other people. I

36:37

mean, I tried to give Gabe

36:40

and Gareth, you know. Oh, don't.

36:42

Don't do that, Doug. We're

36:45

all better than that, Doug. Doug, you should have just

36:48

done kept on going and it was playing crash every

36:50

time and just watch people just lose their mind. I

36:53

was a part of one of those. I

36:55

don't remember what it was like. Bear

36:57

Wolf or whatever attack. We probably did like eight of

36:59

them and by like six, they're like, is every one

37:02

of these going to be a goddamn bear, Doug? Yeah.

37:04

I mean, today everyone was a plane

37:07

crash. I have several

37:09

more. Where are

37:11

the other ones? I thought

37:13

I was telling you. Saving it.

37:15

I mean, it's a future guest

37:17

might listen to this episode and

37:19

then. I guess it probably

37:21

wasn't. It wouldn't be cheating, but it would be

37:24

definitely getting some help. But also,

37:26

Florida, the flies. Yeah,

37:29

they get they get even weirder than the

37:31

two that I told you about. The two

37:33

that I told you about were like commercial

37:35

movies and one of them was a huge

37:38

hit. And originally was a big cop one

37:40

with a huge hit and got a lot

37:42

of Oscar nominations. Are you serious? Well, I'd

37:44

have even been best picture, but definitely stuff

37:46

like, you know, screenplay

37:48

and cinematography and stuff. It's a really

37:51

it's a handsome film, as I

37:54

recall. Sure. But, you know,

37:56

I thought when I was a kid. All

37:58

right. So Renan

38:00

gets to go first in

38:02

our next game because,

38:06

oh, and then this is the one you have

38:08

to win to win it all. It's

38:11

called the little search

38:13

engine that could. I

38:16

typed a word into the search

38:18

engine on IMDB and wrote down

38:21

the top 12 movies

38:25

that had that word in the

38:27

title, which is ranked by popularity

38:30

this very day by IMDB. Okay.

38:35

Yeah. Today,

38:37

I picked a word that has been in probably

38:40

hundreds of movie titles.

38:43

The word is the, no, I'm kidding. The

38:46

word, the

38:49

name of the top movies that begin with the, no, the word

38:51

is you. Y-O-U.

38:55

Y-O-U. Yeah. So

38:58

Renan's going to go first and then

39:00

what you do, Renan, is you name

39:02

a movie that has the word you

39:05

in it. I'll tell you if it

39:07

made the top 10, if it did, the higher

39:09

up on the list it is, the more points

39:11

you get. Number one is worth 10 points. Number

39:13

10 is worth one point. Then there's all those

39:15

points in between. And

39:18

we reversed the order on this. So

39:21

after Renan is Gareth and

39:24

then Gabe, and

39:26

you'll each take turns

39:28

until you've made three guesses apiece.

39:32

As we go, I'll tell you, when you guess, I'll tell

39:34

you where it landed on the list if it did. And

39:37

then we'll add up all the points and

39:39

the losers go home and the winner

39:42

plays the bonus round. There's no

39:44

bonus round. All right. Are

39:47

you ready, Renan? Yeah,

39:51

sure. That's

39:53

the spirit. As you

39:55

will ever be. Okay, so

39:57

you just need to name. A

40:01

movie that you think is very

40:03

popular today, like being

40:05

searched on IMDB today, that has

40:08

the word you in it. So

40:11

these movies are the ones who

40:13

are most searched on IMDB, you're

40:15

saying, correct? I think that's how it ranks.

40:17

Yeah, it's a popularity ranking. And

40:20

they sprinkle in TV shows and

40:22

stuff, and any actors with the name

40:24

you, but I don't think there are any. But

40:27

I just wrote down the top 12 in order. Top

40:29

12 movies searched with the word

40:32

you. Word you, and it is

40:34

as of this morning today. Because

40:37

they, you know, they're always changing

40:39

it around. Right. Because

40:42

you're always moving. Have

40:46

you thought of a few at this point? I thought of

40:49

one. It's a little

40:51

tough because like, most movies don't start with you. And

40:53

the only movie I can think of right off the

40:55

top of my head that starts with you is

40:57

You Can Count on Me, which is

40:59

probably not the most searched movie on

41:01

IMDB. But

41:04

I'm really, wait,

41:06

are you afraid? Definitely tell

41:09

some more titles that other

41:11

players can say later. Keep

41:15

spitballing there. Keep talking. Okay, hold on. Let

41:17

me just give you a second. Hold

41:19

on. And

41:22

you'll get two more guesses. So it's not all on

41:24

the line right here. Um,

41:32

you can count on me. I know that stuff could be on

41:34

there. Well it was,

41:36

you know, the big basically

41:39

that was the movie that gave us

41:42

Mark Ruffalo. It's a great movie. But

41:44

yeah, Laura Linney is in it. It's

41:46

very good. Yeah. Do

41:48

Broderick? Yeah, yeah. It's

41:50

a good one. Unfortunately, it

41:52

didn't make nine. But

41:56

I mean, you'll be surprised what did. You

41:58

know, it doesn't necessarily. necessarily not

42:00

a quality list or anything

42:03

like that But

42:06

this is you know, this the thing about it

42:08

too with this one is there are I'm not

42:10

kidding like hundreds of movies if you add you

42:12

in them, so That's

42:14

also the thing is You know

42:17

that one you say you can count on me

42:19

could be you know Number 13 or 14 or

42:21

some 12 answer just popped in my head after

42:24

I got that wrong. Okay Well

42:26

now you're gonna get two more tries, but

42:28

now yeah Garrett

42:31

guess I'm I'm

42:34

gonna just call my shot that this I

42:36

don't even need to guesses after this one Wow,

42:41

but not in a good way. I should point

42:43

that's not me boasting The

42:50

just has you in the title Yeah

42:53

anywhere in the title could be the first word

42:55

could be the Sixth

42:57

word I'm gonna say I

43:02

Know what you did last summer. Oh That's

43:06

a terrific guess but not on

43:08

the list. Oh, wow that

43:10

popped in my head immediately. Yeah. Yeah This

43:14

is tough for my long term. This is

43:16

not great but Somebody

43:19

I'll get on the board eventually. I have faith

43:21

Gabe So

43:23

I was just thinking of this movie because my I

43:25

was with my friend Nick and he hates this movie

43:28

so much and we Put it on cable and he

43:30

was like we must turn this off which is now

43:32

you see me That

43:38

Oh my god, I still can't get over the

43:40

fact that they made a sequel and called it

43:42

now you see me too Oh,

43:44

they could have called it now you don't yet

43:47

It was right there it was so but

43:50

they just the IP Situation is so out

43:52

of control that they think people won't be

43:54

able to figure out the sequel that movie

43:59

But like the Most the biggest misuse of Mark

44:01

Russell. Oh the way he runs around trying

44:03

to catch these stupid magicians is just right

44:07

embarrassing His

44:09

character that movie sillier than his character in port

44:14

But now you see me is on

44:17

the list and it's number eight Wow

44:20

Eight on the list. That means Gabe is

44:23

God. Let's see here Two

44:25

nine a million six five

44:28

four. No three point. Okay, I'll take

44:30

three Wait,

44:34

is that right? No, I fucked it

44:36

up. Hey God twelve eleven. I

44:38

should have done this before the show. No, no It's

44:42

nobody needs to listen to me figure out the math of

44:45

this but for way

44:50

Okay, yeah three two one.

44:53

Yes. Okay, so you get five points for

44:55

that. Nice Gabe is

44:57

on the board. We're back to Renan

45:00

What do you think what's another you

45:03

movie? Well, I've been

45:05

thinking about movies in the past but

45:07

I think I'm gonna fuck that and just Say

45:10

a very recent movie and

45:12

I don't know if that's any 3d movie

45:14

anyone but you Hmm

45:17

anyone but you a rom-com I

45:21

hear it's like I hear it's not

45:23

that bad and that's also I guess it's also

45:25

dirty lots of dirty humor And

45:28

it's but the thing they hid from the

45:30

public much like how they hide a musical

45:32

the musical these days like the trailers Never

45:35

have never give away. It's a

45:37

musical like color purple or Mean Girls in

45:39

this case They don't give away that the

45:42

source material is Shakespeare Mmm,

45:44

it's an adaptation of much

45:46

about much ado about nothing. Oh,

45:49

wow Yeah, but they're not copy

45:51

they just cop to it You know more

45:53

recently like it wasn't ever any part of

45:55

the promotion of the film But it's the

45:57

film is doing well as doing so well

46:00

that it is number

46:02

one on the list. Yeah.

46:04

Wow. Coming through with

46:06

a whopping 12 points. That's

46:08

tough. I think. Garrett,

46:11

you could still do this a couple of things. I

46:13

don't believe that I can. No,

46:15

but again, there's knowledge. We're not acknowledge

46:18

this. Believe me, I'm with my brain

46:20

right now. That confidence is unwarranted. You

46:25

said you didn't even need three guesses when you popped

46:27

off that. Again, that's out of

46:30

context, Doug. I tried to really, I

46:32

told you what I meant. It was

46:34

not good. I

46:37

am very confident this will be my last guess,

46:39

by the way. I will say. I

46:43

still know you did last summer. I will. I

46:46

know you did last summer too. Is that what I did? I

46:50

don't even know if this is the actual title.

46:57

10 things I hate about you. Yeah, that's

46:59

it. Being at

47:02

Shakespeare and being successfully

47:04

adapted into a rom-com,

47:07

even one with children in it, it's like

47:09

one of my favorite movies. I mean, they're

47:11

adults. Heath Ledger was probably 24. But

47:14

it's one of my favorite high

47:17

school-based set movies,

47:19

because I'm generally not interested in them.

47:22

It's pretty good. It's number six on

47:24

the list. You get a nice seven

47:26

points. You're right in

47:29

the middle now. But Gabe

47:32

gets the opportunity to add more points to

47:34

his score. Yeah. Do some

47:37

next-guess right now. Speaking

47:41

of romantic comedy, I'm going to say That

47:44

Thing You Do. Oh, that's

47:46

good. Very good.

47:48

Fun trivia about that movie. Did you know

47:51

that Tom Hanks' character

47:53

is gay? What?

47:55

No. Watch it

47:57

again. I thought you were going to say, did you know it's based

48:00

on the Beatles. I think it's a

48:02

Tom Hanks Road director. It's based on how the Beatles are

48:04

all gay. You

48:06

know, they just thought that was an interesting character

48:09

thing to do is have him be gay. And

48:11

then like the one, one or two

48:13

scenes where, you know, it's kind

48:15

of revealed that he's gay, ended up

48:17

getting caught from the movie. Oh, interesting.

48:19

You know, and he was obviously not

48:21

acting all swishy or anything. But if

48:24

you watch it, you can kind of sense that that's what

48:26

they were going for. If you're watching

48:29

it with that eye, put your gay eye on

48:31

it. The

48:33

B side to that thing you do is all swishy, which

48:35

actually makes a lot of sense. It

48:37

was like 90s gay. It was like pretty, pretty

48:40

hidden. Yeah. Can

48:42

you imagine seeing through that movie if you

48:45

hated that thing you do, the song? Because

48:48

they play it like at 15. I

48:51

think I got there eventually. They

48:55

really were one hit. Oh, Neaters.

48:58

That's right. Okay. So

49:02

unfortunately, that did not make the list. Wow.

49:05

Okay. Yeah. Okay.

49:08

I mean, it's a classic that people should revisit. And,

49:11

you know, it's one of those movies where you go,

49:13

Oh, yeah, that's right. That's Charlize Theron is the bitch.

49:18

The bitchy girlfriend. Okay. Gabe.

49:21

Are you

49:26

there, Gabe? I'm here. Yeah.

49:29

It's your turn. Did I

49:31

not just go again? Yeah. You

49:33

each get three guesses. That's

49:36

right. That's right. Okay. So,

49:38

sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah. I

49:40

was in this play in high school and there's a move. They

49:46

made a movie about it. And I think the 50s,

49:49

maybe earlier. They made a movie about you in

49:51

high school. And they did it

49:53

in the 50s. I love

49:55

you. It's about not having sex. Gabe, I

49:57

love you. Who wants to be a millionaire

49:59

answer. We tell the back story first. It

50:02

goes 1982. I do know what it means to be

50:04

an hour. Yeah. Yeah,

50:08

the movie's called You Can't Take It With You. Oh,

50:10

yeah. I think it

50:12

won the Oscar for Best Picture in 1938. Oh,

50:17

wow. If I'm not mistaken,

50:19

yeah. Hella early. And probably

50:22

on the list somewhere, but not in the top

50:24

12. Unfortunately.

50:29

You still have a shot at this. There's

50:31

still enough points out there for

50:34

you to surpass Renan, but

50:36

Renan, you have a chance to add more points

50:39

right now. Well, I

50:41

feel like, you know, at first I was like

50:43

an independent film and got cruelly, you know,

50:46

corrected. And then I went with money and got right.

50:48

But the only thing now I can think of is

50:50

another independent film, but I'll just go with it. You

50:54

are not here. Ooh.

50:58

Wait. Another one. Wait,

51:01

I just realized I don't even know if that's actually

51:03

a movie. Wait, is that what the Dylan movie's called?

51:06

I'm not here. I'm not here.

51:09

But you are not here. It does

51:11

sound like it could be a title.

51:14

I just said a movie that doesn't exist. Maybe,

51:16

yeah. I've been going through like eight titles that

51:18

I don't believe exist in my head. I'm

51:21

just good though with I Love You. I'll just

51:23

assume that. That's a good one. Oh, that's a

51:25

fun way to go. I was

51:27

hoping there's an obscure movie called I Love

51:29

You that people are searching right now. And

51:33

there isn't. But you're at

51:35

the lead with 12 points. You could still win.

51:37

Oh, yeah. You could go back to sitting mode

51:39

where you win while just sitting there. Hell, yeah.

51:42

Passive. Yeah, exactly. But

51:44

also, it's exciting. This is like on Price

51:46

is Right when the first person

51:48

spins a number and now you have to

51:50

wait and see if anybody can top

51:53

you. So starting with Garrett, what

51:56

is one of these fictional titles that

51:58

you've got? Well, my. first spin

52:00

would be like the 30 cent so

52:03

whatever um i i was gonna say you can

52:06

count on me but i don't i don't i

52:08

know that is a movie i have no idea

52:10

what it was but after renan answered i think

52:12

i love you man oh

52:14

yeah that's yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's

52:17

not i think it's just i love you

52:19

man doug don't do this we're

52:21

in often together don't you could try your awesome entirely

52:26

right now i i think i love you

52:28

man you're combining it with i think i

52:30

love my wife yeah right yeah yeah yeah

52:32

yeah but also it's funny that

52:34

that you want you kind of wanted to

52:36

guess you could count on me when that

52:38

was renan's first guess oh is that well

52:40

things are good over here everybody you're like

52:43

for some reason i'm thinking you can count

52:45

on me i don't know why yeah it's

52:47

very good i think i incepted my head

52:50

i'm sitting here thinking of you

52:52

movie titles that don't exist now

52:55

wait is that you never said that we can't guess

52:57

another person's movie though doug to be fair oh no

53:01

you didn't break any rules you just

53:03

basically just said i want

53:05

zero points that's and that's been

53:07

my attitude the whole game doug because we've already

53:09

established that that that movie is not on the

53:11

list yeah and i'd love i'd love for you

53:13

to check one more time just to be okay

53:16

i'm gonna look it over um and i think

53:18

i love you or i love you i love

53:20

you man none

53:23

of those made the list i would have given it to you but

53:25

i love you man is a movie it

53:27

is okay yeah all right i'm just happy yeah

53:29

i'm just happy that i answered with something that

53:32

nobody else did it's paul

53:34

rudd and everybody likes to quote him

53:36

saying uh slap into base yep

53:38

he's slapping the base in that movie by the

53:40

way you are not here is actually the walking

53:43

phoenix movie right what

53:45

probably yeah okay yeah yeah yeah

53:48

i mean everybody's not there or here uh gabe

53:53

if you get a movie

53:55

on this list that's in the top

53:57

we've got number two number three number

53:59

four number Five any of

54:01

those well will bring you

54:03

the win anything after that Renan

54:07

will Retain

54:10

and Doug just to be clear. I don't have a chance

54:12

at this one. This is no There's

54:16

not a path okay from Renan, okay, okay,

54:18

I tried to do that by guessing his

54:20

first okay go ahead Thank you. Oh that would

54:22

have been interesting. It was really funny if

54:24

when you guessed it. It was on the

54:27

problematic This

54:31

guy's really rigging this thing. All right,

54:33

Gabe, what do you got? So

54:36

I think this round is officially a plane crash but

54:39

I also think This movie

54:41

we're talking we I feel like I wasn't thinking

54:43

about good movies and then I was like I should

54:45

change my tune Okay, so I think it's catch

54:48

me if you can Oh Gotta

54:50

be on there I

54:53

like the way You

54:55

thought it through Gabe and it

54:57

was a valiant effort in the

54:59

watch to try to topple

55:03

Renan seven-point lead, but I'm here

55:05

to tell you Catch

55:08

me if you can is number two on Point

55:13

bringing you to a whopping total of 16

55:16

and Gabe Malika. You are our

55:18

winner. Wow Wow

55:21

Thank you everybody Pull

55:24

catch me if you can yeah, I think that's

55:26

a sneaky you you know You don't really think

55:28

of the word you being in there even you

55:31

know It's like all the focus

55:33

is on catching somebody and and whether

55:35

or not it's possible I

55:37

thought one more as he said I never I

55:39

was like I never promised you a rose garden.

55:42

That's something right I Think

55:44

so. Yeah Or

55:47

you can count on me nobody said that one

55:50

yeah, I really wish somebody did cuz it's

55:52

number three Alright

55:56

now we tell you what what's going on with

55:59

this The ones you

56:01

missed will start at the bottom with

56:03

number 12 was the

56:05

Sean Connery James Bond classic you

56:07

only live twice Yes

56:11

Number 11 was one of

56:13

my favorite Adam Sandler films. You

56:15

don't mess with the Zoho Which

56:19

is just the most ridiculous movie

56:22

is so funny So

56:25

much does so much weird shit with his feet Tarantino's

56:28

favorite comedy Number

56:31

10 on the list. No one was gonna

56:33

get this unless they were just you know

56:35

spitballing Expressions because it's a

56:37

movie called I see you That

56:41

starred Helen Hunt and

56:43

I think Somebody in

56:45

it was maybe blind or something. Oh,

56:48

I know which one that is. Yeah,

56:50

I think he's yes There's a this.

56:52

Yeah, she falls in love with somebody

56:54

disabled and then

56:58

Speaking of Sandler, you know his daughters

57:00

wrote and starred in a movie that

57:02

he made for Netflix Called

57:05

you are so not invited to my

57:07

bat mitzvah. Wow. Yeah,

57:09

which I've seen some of it and

57:12

It's really good Really?

57:15

Yeah, cuz it's you know, it's from

57:17

this perspective of his you know, his

57:19

daughters are clearly smart girls because like

57:21

it's What I

57:23

saw of it I was like I would actually watch

57:25

this whole movie and at first I was like, oh

57:27

Sandler's daughters I don't know if I yeah

57:29

anything there for me, but I

57:32

think it's really good what I saw of it and

57:34

then then there's like a

57:38

I guess It

57:41

was on streaming debuted

57:43

on streaming that's very popular and I still

57:45

it's number seven on the list a Movie

57:48

with no dialogue. So I didn't care for

57:50

it Cuz I don't I don't like those

57:52

kind of stunky things where people are intentionally

57:54

not talking for an entire movie But

57:57

it's called no one will see you Hmm

58:00

Or maybe or is it no one will help you? I think

58:02

it's no one will help you I don't know. I wrote down. I

58:04

think I wrote down see you because the next movie was now you

58:06

see me No

58:09

one will help you no one will save you that's what it's

58:11

called don't Know the harm that

58:14

one about the alien invasion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

58:17

There's no talking and even in the beginning when

58:19

there should be talking people are like just making

58:21

faces at each other So it's just like you

58:24

know, I get I get it as an exercise, but I

58:26

just didn't I Just didn't

58:28

love the movie and a girl that stars in

58:31

a Caitlyn Deaver. I like her. She's great Yeah,

58:33

anytime somebody's a good actor. You don't want to

58:35

see him in some movie where they never speak,

58:37

you know Like I you know, I get the

58:39

things Good

58:41

for you that you got to do a movie where you never had

58:43

to learn lines That's

58:45

a good point. That's a really easy Yeah.

58:48

Yeah, like Nicholas Cage doesn't

58:50

speak in Wally's Wonderland and

58:52

or Willie's Wonderland and You

58:56

Know he just fights robots the whole movie

58:58

you just you know, Chuck E. Cheese type

59:00

characters come down I don't try

59:03

to kill people but his character doesn't

59:05

speak the other characters speak, but he's

59:07

silent Okay Aram

59:10

without the calm starring Amelia Clark

59:12

was number five is called me

59:14

before you. All right. Yeah

59:17

Julia Louis Dreyfus movie that came out

59:19

only that has supporting turn by David

59:22

Cross and his wife Amber

59:24

Tamblin called you hurt my feelings.

59:26

Yeah, I would I do a bit

59:28

about that But

59:36

it is that also that's one of those titles like there's

59:39

so many titles these days that just come and go for

59:41

me because That you know, they are just

59:43

like kind of just a random sentence, you know Like

59:46

I'm at South by Southwest and on

59:48

the first day I saw I don't

59:50

understand you and I love you forever

59:54

Wow Yeah, they're both good, but

59:57

you know just titles that just sound like somebody just said

59:59

a sentence And somebody wrote it down and

1:00:02

then number three was a Netflix

1:00:07

film the guy I felt like it

1:00:09

got a terribly mixed reaction. I like

1:00:11

parts of it, but it's

1:00:13

called you people Oh

1:00:18

Hill and Eddie Murphy Yeah,

1:00:20

all right, right right that the whole premise

1:00:22

is just a black girl dating a white

1:00:24

guy Which would have been a premise in

1:00:27

the 60s, but pretty crazy White

1:00:30

guy dates a black girl And

1:00:35

Tom Hanks is gay Yeah I

1:00:40

thought it started off really funny and like it

1:00:43

was gonna be a fun movie because the first

1:00:45

scene is like at a wedding And

1:00:47

Jonah Hill's character every single

1:00:49

relative. He has says

1:00:51

something horrifying to him You

1:00:54

know just in conversation. They're all terrible

1:00:57

Everybody's racist or stupid or both

1:01:00

and And he's just

1:01:02

always like the white guy that's trying to

1:01:04

you know trying to be woke or whatever

1:01:07

And I thought that was really funny at first but

1:01:09

then after a while like oh no, this is just

1:01:12

They don't really have a point that they're trying to make

1:01:14

it's just Yeah, I don't have

1:01:16

that annoying That thing that's so

1:01:18

overdone now where all the characters look like

1:01:20

they have a comedy central roast group of writers

1:01:23

Like Well

1:01:26

all these all these normal people should really

1:01:28

like become a roasters That's

1:01:31

just how they have dialogue they're just like it really

1:01:33

yeah But

1:01:36

I tell you the first scene I thought was

1:01:38

really funny just the way everyone was terrible But

1:01:40

then like you know just watching Julia Lee Dreyfus

1:01:42

have to continue to be terrible through a whole

1:01:44

movies. It's like okay, you know I Get

1:01:47

it. She likes to do things that are different, but

1:01:50

it's very cringe You know

1:01:52

I think Jonah Hill is so funny But

1:01:54

like I was a personal life stuff has

1:01:56

been so weird in the last few years.

1:01:58

Yeah just not documentary

1:02:01

was one of the weirder things

1:02:03

I've seen. Yeah, exactly. I really

1:02:05

liked that. I

1:02:07

couldn't figure out what I felt about it. And

1:02:09

I still don't think I know. Yeah,

1:02:12

it's weird, because it kind of breaks the

1:02:15

number one rule of what's happening in

1:02:17

therapy. Yeah,

1:02:19

that it's the

1:02:22

high closed door.

1:02:24

Okay, so catch

1:02:26

me if you can, number two, of course, and anyone

1:02:29

but you was number one.

1:02:31

Congrats again to Gabe Malika

1:02:33

for being our winner today. We'll have you

1:02:35

back on the show soon. But for now,

1:02:38

please promote yourself.

1:02:41

What have you got to promote? Yeah, I

1:02:43

have a big week in Boston. I'm doing

1:02:45

my solo show for a week in a

1:02:47

theater that's maybe too big, but we're turning

1:02:49

it into a week of theater. So please

1:02:51

come see me in April at the Calderwood

1:02:53

Pavilion, seven shows in five

1:02:56

days, April 16 through the 21st. Nice.

1:03:01

That'll be fun. Yeah, I'm excited. I like

1:03:04

it. I like Bean Town.

1:03:06

Yeah, it's Reynolds. Well,

1:03:10

clearly, you've been to Boston, Doug, you're

1:03:12

dropping the local stuff. I

1:03:14

mean, I really, when

1:03:16

I come to town, I do 40

1:03:19

minutes just on the word Bean Town.

1:03:21

I gotta tell you, they love it.

1:03:23

Oh, yeah, they eat that up. That's

1:03:26

why I speed that. I should call

1:03:28

Chicago the Bean Town because it's a

1:03:30

big meet. I actually everywhere I go,

1:03:33

I do bean town stuff. You

1:03:36

guys should be called Bean Town. I have

1:03:38

a new podcast called We're Here to Help

1:03:40

that people can listen to. I also this

1:03:42

week will be in Lafayette and New Orleans,

1:03:44

and then I'll be in the Midwest in

1:03:46

April and all over. So go to garethreynolds.com

1:03:49

and on all the bullshit I'm

1:03:51

at, Reynolds Gareth and Doug, I gotta say

1:03:53

very quickly, I saw

1:03:55

super high me at South by Southwest one year

1:03:57

and I was like, I fucking loved it. So.

1:04:00

That was the did you see the daytime or

1:04:02

nighttime? I think daytime Yeah,

1:04:05

so you saw afternoon screening over at

1:04:07

the convention center. Yes It

1:04:09

was the second screening it premiered at

1:04:11

the Paramount on the first night of

1:04:14

the festival that year and Yeah,

1:04:17

thank you for that's so wild that you were there

1:04:19

I know I was just thinking that when we yeah

1:04:21

when we established her in the same place, but so

1:04:23

great But anyway, that's yeah, I know Do

1:04:26

you remember a lady at the end of the Q&A?

1:04:28

Maybe you didn't stay for the Q&A I think I

1:04:30

did. Okay at the end of the Q&A a lady

1:04:34

asked me Describe

1:04:37

this experience in three words My

1:04:44

job moment I just said some questions

1:04:46

suck Thing

1:04:57

to walk exit on So,

1:05:02

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and so as always, I

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hope you like it Mister Kirby. Thanks!

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I hope you like it Mister Kirby. Thanks

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