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1:00

Doug hates

1:03

candy wrappers, green and baby,

1:05

strip, she sits with 50

1:07

as popcorn kernels in his

1:09

teeth. There's still not one

1:11

that he won't see because

1:13

Doug loves movies. Hey,

1:21

hey, hey, everybody. I

1:24

just realized that the Christmas version of

1:26

the Doug loves movie theme is strangely,

1:28

even though it's slower, it is easier

1:30

to clap to. You

1:32

can actually keep the clapping going through the

1:34

whole thing, whereas the other version, the clapping

1:36

always falls apart at some point.

1:40

Hello, everybody. That's not what I

1:42

say. My

1:44

name is Doug and I love movies. This

1:47

is Doug Loves Movies.

1:49

Hold it coming to you once

1:51

again from our current monthly spot,

1:54

the lab at the improv in

1:56

Los Angeles, California. What

2:02

a hot, hot

2:04

pre-Christmas crowd. It's

2:07

the third Tuesday of December, the,

2:10

let's call it the 19th, and

2:13

for the, I

2:16

think the last time this year,

2:18

deep breath, 2023 Kingsman,

2:20

the golden circle of friends with

2:22

benefits, a wonderful life as we

2:25

know it could happen to you.

2:27

Only live twice in a lifetime.

2:29

Cop and a half, Nelson

2:31

of Rambo First Blood, part

2:33

two for the Roadhouse, the

2:36

Terminator to Judgment, Dazed and

2:38

Confused, Karasanik and Old Lace

2:40

in the Hold School of

2:42

Rock and Roll High School,

2:44

Ties Without a Face, Office

2:46

Space Cowboys on the

2:48

sides of March of

2:50

the Wooden Soldiers. Time

2:57

for Doug Plugs. People

3:02

love them. People are so into the plugs.

3:05

My holiday taint shows this

3:07

year are December 27th at

3:09

the Improv in Irvine with

3:11

special guests Amy Miller and

3:13

more. I'm doing Douglas movies

3:15

at the punchline in Sacramento

3:17

on Saturday, December 30th at

3:20

20, the good old sack punch. Then the

3:22

next night, stand up Doug

3:24

Benson and friends at the Sacramento

3:27

punchline with Chad Opitz, Johnny

3:29

Taylor Jr., Wendy Lewis. It's going to be

3:31

a lot of fun. And

3:33

Douglas movies is coming to Orlando,

3:36

Florida at the improv there on

3:38

Saturday, January 6 at

3:40

4 20 for all my dates and

3:42

deeds and links. Go to douglovesmovies.com. That's

3:44

douglovesmovies.com. Yeah. Ted, nice

3:46

try everybody. That

3:54

was a real

3:56

nice try. and

4:01

I appreciate each and

4:03

every one of you being here and that's why I brought

4:05

an amazing,

4:07

not amazing, it's

4:09

a pretty cool gift gift

4:11

prize bag situation. I brought

4:13

a lovely basket that I

4:15

was gifted from the cannabis

4:18

cafe here in Los Angeles.

4:20

It's a place we can go and eat

4:22

and just smoke weed and just blow

4:24

it in the face of the person

4:27

sitting across for you. It's beautiful, it's

4:29

a beautiful space and then they gave

4:31

me a hoodie and a t-shirt that

4:33

are very nice and black and the

4:35

wrong size and or not

4:38

my size or whatever and then I've got these

4:42

aura frames from

4:44

Aura Frames. It's

4:46

a crazy beautiful frame that

4:49

you put your digital photographs

4:51

into magically and they you've

4:53

seen it. Anyway they're pretty

4:55

cool and they're a sponsor of the show so they

4:57

sent me a couple and I'm giving

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one away today and if you

5:02

want to purchase one just go

5:04

to auraframes.com and put

5:06

in the promo code DLM and

5:09

something will happen. I

5:12

think I don't know maybe nothing happens

5:14

maybe just nice

5:16

shout out to DLM. Alright so

5:18

somebody's gonna win all of that

5:20

stuff tonight and then

5:23

take it home out into the

5:25

rain and maybe this hoodie

5:27

will actually come in handy. You can just

5:29

throw the hoodie on if it's raining out

5:31

there or cover yourself with

5:33

it in general. Are you ready

5:36

to meet our guests this evening?

5:38

Yeah

5:40

I forgot to I forgot

5:42

to raise up my hands. Please

5:47

welcome Wayne Fetterman,

5:50

Eliza Skinner and

5:52

Jay Washington. Thank

5:57

you thank you. Thank

6:00

you to all of you for being here,

6:04

taking time out of your busy, busy, busy

6:07

holiday schedules. You're welcome.

6:10

Let's meet everybody individually

6:14

and alphabetically by

6:17

first name. You

6:19

heard me Wayne. That's right

6:21

Wayne. Haha. Sorry man. It

6:24

happens. I can handle it. Yeah,

6:26

you'll be okay. It's going

6:28

to be fine. She, am I doing this right? Yeah,

6:31

she is a stand-up comedian

6:34

and Emmy-winning comedy writer, Eliza

6:36

Skinner everybody! Yay!

6:42

Me! You guys are

6:44

very good looking. Oh,

6:47

it is a nice crowd but also the lights

6:49

are very low. I

6:53

just like to mirror back what they're thinking about me. Oh,

6:56

that's nice of you to do that to

6:58

them, for them. How are

7:01

the holidays treating you Eliza?

7:04

Not good. Oh no! What happened?

7:07

Yeah. What happened? Well,

7:10

my cat is sick. I'm a

7:12

middle-aged white woman. My cat is

7:14

sick and my dog now

7:16

has a broken toe. So,

7:18

it's really, you know, I'm in the service

7:21

of two small elderly animals

7:23

right now and it's a bummer.

7:25

Well, I'm sorry you had to

7:27

leave them for a couple of hours to come do this. No,

7:30

thank you. Thank you for giving me a reason. Oh,

7:32

it's a nice break? Yeah. And you

7:34

needed an excuse. Exactly. If

7:36

I'm like, I'm going to take a walk. They're like,

7:38

what? And with this I'm like, I'm going to earn

7:40

our rent. Yeah. And they're

7:43

like, okay get out of here. Get

7:45

that cabbage, yeah. Alright. So,

7:47

they're reasonable animals ultimately. Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah,

7:50

they don't just force you to stay home

7:52

all the time. No, just

7:54

day times. Okay. So,

7:59

but what about the holidays? I'm gonna

8:01

be here. Because

8:03

those things can happen to your pets any

8:05

time of year. Yeah. But it's just been

8:08

bad timing for you because you'd rather just

8:10

enjoy the holidays. Yeah. Like

8:12

it's been kind of cramping my holiday party style.

8:14

All that stuff. Right. Yeah.

8:17

But I did put up my Christmas tree. I

8:20

have plans. I've been watching a lot

8:23

of movies. I watched the

8:26

Christmas classic Agnes of God today.

8:28

So you know. That's

8:31

not a... No it's not. Not in any

8:33

way. It's about a nun who kills a baby.

8:36

I'm sorry, what? Agnes of

8:38

God? It's about a nun who kills a

8:40

baby. Spoiler. I like how if

8:42

you said it to him again then he'd

8:44

know what you were talking about. Agnes of

8:47

God. Yeah. Oh that Agnes.

8:50

Yeah. All the Agnes. Agnes is such a

8:52

weird... Like you picture an old lady. Or

8:55

a nun. When you hear that. Oh I've seen some

8:57

fun. Or an old nun. She likes

8:59

72 but she still got it. Oh okay. She

9:02

still got it. Yeah cause it was Meg

9:04

Tilly in the movie. Yeah. Then I

9:06

went on a whole Meg Tilly run. Watched a bunch of

9:08

Meg Tilly's. Oh okay. Yeah. I

9:10

know Meg Tilly is happy y'all mentioned her a lot on this podcast. She

9:13

was fun. Her ghost. I

9:15

liked Meg Tilly. She was in Big Chill.

9:18

Yeah. That's right. Alright.

9:21

Yeah lighten up the crowd with all these references.

9:23

No points to win this yet. But you were

9:25

right. Sorry. That was correct.

9:28

That was just the way my boring brain thinks. Also

9:31

joining us today. Thank you. Thank

9:33

you Eliza. Also joining us today.

9:37

A stand up comedian. And

9:41

Emmy winning writer. That's definitely not me.

9:45

No? Alright. Well I'm

9:47

gonna say it anyways. Jay Washington! Look I'm gonna

9:49

tell you something. I'm gonna Emmy. I'm gonna claim

9:51

that though. I'm gonna claim I'm

9:53

gonna Emmy very soon. But look I ain't one right

9:55

now. I don't want y'all to be looking up for

9:57

Emmy. I didn't see his name on no list. So

10:01

yeah, I'm happy to be here, very happy to be here. I'm

10:03

very nervous on this stool, or don't feel like you want to

10:05

hold my thick ass up. Just

10:07

want you to know that, Doug, I'm just really- I was

10:10

concerned about that stool in particular. Yeah, this one fucking is

10:12

raw. Beforehand, I was like, this thing is- Did we switch?

10:14

No, no, I don't want to move him. I'm just doing

10:16

it. As long as I'm moving, I'm good. I'm not even

10:18

gonna breathe that much. I think if you stay perfectly still,

10:20

it'll be fine. Oh shit, I'm gonna look like a gargoyle

10:22

statue up here. Just like, I

10:24

got you frozen. Tap me if you need spotting. I

10:29

can't move, never tell. Just gonna

10:31

blink my right eye real quick. Please look at me and I'm not

10:33

having a stroke. You're my

10:35

favorite gargoyle is back in the

10:37

camo. Thank you. God

10:44

damn it, Doug. But

10:46

are you having a good holiday season,

10:48

or are you concerned about Liza's pets?

10:51

I'm concerned for Liza's pets, mainly the

10:53

dog. Because the dog

10:55

is so cute. I just saw the dog on the phone.

10:58

I lost my voice from all

11:00

these holiday parties. I'm holiday partied out.

11:03

I've been going to holiday parties since December 4th, and

11:06

I just want this shit to end right now. I

11:08

don't give a fuck about none of these holidays no more. I'm

11:11

at the point, God damn it, bring on Dr.

11:13

King Day so I can just do something productive

11:15

and read and celebrate. I don't even want Kwanza

11:18

at this point. I feel like it's gonna be

11:20

seven days of Kwanza celebrations, and I gotta deal

11:22

with a bunch of seven-day black people. I don't

11:24

want to deal with this. It was too much

11:26

partying, not enough holidays. Seven-day black people, is that

11:28

from the field of brought you 90-day fiance? Coming

11:32

soon to the Ray J

11:34

Network. Yep. Seven-day black

11:36

people. No

11:40

one can handle more than a week. They

11:44

thought it was gonna be 31 days, but

11:48

little did they know it would

11:50

only be seven. So

11:54

yeah, I mean how long is a Fortnite? Is that a

11:56

week? Have

11:58

a long two nights? Two weeks. Two

12:00

weeks. Two weeks. I

12:02

believe. Let me tell you something. Never mind. They

12:05

never called us that in their fucking Chicago public schools. I never

12:07

thought I was going to believe, yeah, you need to. Apparently the

12:09

game Fortnite doesn't. Yeah, the game Fortnite is old every day, but

12:11

they're not going to be like, yo, you're going to need to

12:13

know how long a Fortnite is when you write a check used

12:16

in the Pythagorean theorem. None of this shit I

12:18

use in real life, okay? But

12:20

now holidays have been good, man. I'm just

12:23

sleepy. Like, because I've

12:25

just been so busy in a good way, but again, a

12:27

lot of holiday parties and just work and so, and now

12:29

I'm concerned about Eliza's cats and

12:31

dogs. Really concerned. You're welcome. Because

12:34

I'm not, I'm a middle aged black man and,

12:36

um, and I just watch a

12:38

lot of cartoons. I love that both

12:40

of you, Eliza and Jay have described to

12:43

listeners what you are. Yeah. In

12:45

case anybody was thrown off. I'm just trying to get

12:47

out in front of that cliche of like, my

12:49

whole life is, uh, my, my cat and dog.

12:52

Right. Well, what are you going to

12:54

do though? You're going to live with that cliche. Cats and

12:56

dogs are amazing. Right? They're better than most

12:58

things. They're good for me when

13:00

I got clarity. I have allergies.

13:02

I'm playing. I'm playing. Yeah, that's true.

13:06

I, I

13:08

was not that much of a cat person for

13:10

a long time because of my allergies, but then

13:12

I just pushed, pushed through, you

13:15

know, just met some cats and got a couple of

13:17

days. Got a couple of days. Well, I just got

13:19

with it. Yeah. You just get

13:21

past it. Now I'm cool with cats. Yeah. I'm

13:24

going to give people days. Face

13:29

swollen eyes closed. I just feel love y'all. Well,

13:32

speaking of face swollen and eyes closed,

13:34

our next guest. I

13:39

am a little doughy, but I wouldn't use words. Our

13:43

next guest is a standard comedian

13:45

and a Emmy winning comedy

13:47

writer. Producer. Come

13:49

on. Emmy winning producer. It's

13:52

Wayne Fetterman. Thank you. Thank

13:54

you guys. Thank you

13:56

for showing up eating. I love it. Produced

14:00

award-winning fair, but you didn't write

14:02

award-winning for them, correct correct been

14:05

nominated, but never know never know

14:10

Have a hunch any minute it could happen But

14:14

thanks for being here Wayne. Thank you. Are

14:16

you want to know about my holidays? Not

14:18

really. I didn't think so You

14:21

were gonna you're gonna not contribute any You're

14:26

just as anxious as I am to

14:28

talk about movies yes Yeah,

14:30

do I've been known a? Jag

14:33

not the TV show but the the

14:36

expression for somebody who just goes off about something you

14:38

went off on a Jag Yes, I've

14:41

been on a movie going Jag is

14:43

that correct? When do you like

14:45

when do you like? I

14:47

think I've seen maybe I'm not you don't

14:49

know that expression J. Oh, no It's just

14:52

you just take the Y out of your

14:54

name replace it with a G I'm gonna

14:56

go no J. That's not like something completely

14:58

different. You know the I'm on a tear

15:02

Yeah, that's Jag is the same. No. I'm on

15:04

a Jag. I'm on a Jag. They'll slight my

15:06

hands occupied right I just like it J. I

15:08

didn't say it was a good expression Or

15:11

that it didn't sound like masturbating like tearing off your

15:13

dick. That would be something different That

15:16

would be LSD Sorry

15:18

guys, that's what you got all night

15:25

Dictators not all movie not all

15:27

night is you'll get out of here at a reasonable

15:29

time Does anybody have to

15:31

work in the morning? Because

15:34

because we've they told us we have to wrap this up

15:36

by 2 a.m. They told

15:39

us in the free

15:41

show speech. Yeah, they told us

15:43

they sat us down They

15:48

said listen there's another show at

15:50

930, but we need yours done

15:52

by 2 a.m We'll

15:54

just push you guys to the side. We might

15:56

have two shows going on once like a split

15:59

screen situation They took

16:01

out the laser pointer, they made clear.

16:03

A score print. They

16:05

asked you about a timeshare. Yeah, the whole thing. Somebody

16:07

had a whole PowerPoint, it was all beautiful. I

16:11

have a question for each of you,

16:14

it's the same question. I love it. For

16:16

everybody. Okay. Are we going to

16:18

do it in order of first name,

16:20

alphabetically? Yeah, that's, you know,

16:22

we've established that's going to be the

16:24

order until it becomes not the order.

16:27

Okay. Things could change at any moment.

16:30

This show's crazy. I

16:32

don't save all the twists for the final act. Of course,

16:34

of course. That could happen at

16:36

any time. But

16:38

yeah, you're last in this one, Wayne, so cool

16:41

your chance. Did you see the movie Killer

16:43

by any chance? The one with

16:45

what's his name? Yeah. Yeah. Where

16:48

he goes out and does that stuff. Yeah,

16:51

that's the new David Fincher. Yeah, starring what's his

16:53

name? Oh, is that the Michael Fassman that we've

16:55

been doing? Okay, I think about it for a

16:57

second. Yeah. Written by the guy

16:59

who wrote seven. Yeah,

17:01

David. Andy Walker. David, Andy, David Walker.

17:04

Yeah, yeah, you know the three. Andrew

17:06

David Walker. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

17:08

But there's a quick twist in that right

17:10

at the top. It's really fun. The killer

17:12

starts with a twist? Yep. Starts

17:15

with a twist. Can I guess it? Will

17:17

you tell me it's right if I guess it? Well,

17:19

on the air you want to do it, or rolling

17:21

it for everyone? Well, if it's at the beginning of

17:23

the movie, how... It seems like

17:26

it's not a twist. If it's immediate. All

17:28

right. Okay, yeah. Go

17:30

ahead. Guess. Does it

17:32

start with Gwyneth's head in a box still? That's

17:37

what was in the box? Yeah. Michael

17:40

Fassman. Michael Fassman. That movie makes so much

17:42

more sense now. Oh my

17:44

God. Speaking of

17:46

spoilers, I'd never knew.

17:48

I can't believe I just gave away

17:51

what happens in Seven. So Seven as

17:53

they spell it, yeah. I thought

17:55

it was one of those things like, you know,

17:57

what Bill Murray whispers in the Lost in Translation.

18:00

you're never supposed to really know. I

18:02

thought it was the baby. What?

18:05

Remember she was pregnant. Oh that's true. I thought

18:07

it was the baby. Okay that could be it.

18:09

Because it could have been as sick of it

18:11

like yo my Santa's in me. Like this is

18:13

a big box could have been both. This is

18:15

true. Because it could have been the baby's

18:17

head. When you thought of her interpretation it's

18:19

definitely her head. You mean you thought it

18:21

was a baby until they revealed it was

18:24

her head? Yes. Okay. I

18:26

thought you were to just stay sticking

18:28

to the baby theory. Listen.

18:32

I've got my own version of

18:34

Seven. Exactly

18:36

your version. No but

18:39

the question I want to ask everybody

18:41

I've been asking about holiday movies for

18:43

the whole month and I'm sick of

18:45

it. Yeah. You know it's time to

18:47

wrap that up. So what I

18:49

want to ask you about is and

18:51

I feel like Wayne's gonna have an answer but

18:53

I'm sort of springing this on the other two

18:56

guests because I probably don't think

18:58

in these terms. Maybe

19:00

Jay does. Well we'll start

19:02

with you Eliza. Great. Favorite

19:05

movie please recommend or

19:07

tell us your favorite or best

19:09

movie of this past year of

19:12

2023. Oh I love it. Oh May

19:15

December. There you go. Yeah.

19:17

Strong answer got a big reaction from

19:19

the crowd. It's a hot crowd. Look

19:21

this room is tough because everybody every

19:23

time I perform in here I feel

19:25

like there's clearly an apocalypse going

19:27

on outside and we're all locked in here. I

19:29

don't know what it is about how dark the

19:32

doorway is but it's just like all right guys

19:34

well at least we've got this. Yeah. Okay.

19:36

Let's tell some jokes. We're in

19:39

the bunker. Yeah we've got some

19:41

time. Let's go

19:43

ahead and make a podcast. Yeah. Let's

19:45

play some movie trivia. Yeah Todd Haynes.

19:48

He's great. Fuck. Are my

19:50

kids alive? Are you a

19:52

Todd Haynes? Like do you like all

19:54

Todd Haynes movies? I do. And

19:56

after I watched May December I realized there was

19:58

a couple of holes in my Todd

20:00

Haynes experience including

20:02

Carol which I thought I had seen but

20:05

apparently I'd only seen like the first 20

20:07

minutes a hundred times but

20:10

yeah starting with them

20:14

velvet gold nine love Todd Haynes weirdly

20:17

one of my other favorites I don't know maybe

20:19

this isn't weird it's good to like somebody's stuff

20:22

dark waters I fucking love dark water thank

20:24

you I'm from Virginia and I grew up

20:29

like going to high school across the street

20:31

from DuPont so hearing so seeing the story

20:34

about somebody taking down DuPont I'm like yeah

20:36

finally they were really shitty Parkers that's Mark

20:38

Ruffalo yeah mmm-hmm Mark Ruffalo takes him

20:41

down with the help of and half

20:43

a life at home going you get

20:45

them honey yeah a lot of dead

20:47

cows very supportive a lot of gross

20:50

dead cow stuff so

20:52

if that's your thing dark

20:55

waters wait so

20:57

what what that was from a previous

20:59

year that's a couple years old so you're going

21:01

with May December December is my my favorite

21:03

this year yeah I'm really excited anytime I

21:05

get to see Natalie Portman not be like

21:08

a pathetic victim I feel like that's a

21:10

that's it she's good at it but nobody

21:12

thinks of her like casting directors are like

21:14

wow we have like a really fucked up

21:16

person who's gonna fight something not Natalie and

21:20

every now and then someone is like no she's

21:22

yeah she's fine she's in

21:24

her nasty bitch era her

21:27

Vox Lux closer era yeah

21:29

I you know yeah she usually plays characters

21:31

that are like you know smiling

21:33

or you know performing for somebody

21:35

or you know presenting in some

21:37

way and this one like she

21:40

let the curtain down and just

21:42

an unpleasant person yeah everybody

21:46

you ever see her in the professional

21:49

yes Wayne I did yes and

21:52

I had to sign up for

21:54

a program tell all my neighbors

21:59

yeah she's talking about that Yeah,

22:01

she's like maybe that was inappropriate what

22:03

we were doing there. I saw Harry

22:06

Connick Jr. at the Hollywood Bowl when he brought his

22:08

kid out. This was probably like, I don't know, seven,

22:10

eight years ago. He brought his daughter out and was

22:12

like, she's doing with me. It's so great. You

22:15

know, and yeah, because that's him.

22:17

He's like, see, this is my

22:20

daughter, everybody. Come on,

22:22

bang, bang. And

22:24

the guys in front of me, we were sitting

22:27

behind these like this row of older men. And

22:30

they started talking about how his daughter wasn't

22:33

as hot as Natalie Portman in The Professional.

22:35

They're like, she's not really that hot. Oh, I

22:38

remember Natalie Portman. Yeah, see that was a hot

22:40

kid. And I was like, would

22:42

it be okay with the Hollywood Bowl if I

22:45

unzipped my skin and left it here as

22:47

I exited the venue right now? Because

22:50

I'd like to do that. It's so funny

22:52

too that she in this movie, May, December,

22:54

she plays a character who at one point

22:56

is discussing the casting of a 13 year

22:59

old actor. And she's talking about how he's

23:02

not sexy enough. Yeah. I

23:04

mean, I'm also like, I'm, I'm apparently, I think

23:06

one of three people who really like Vox Lux.

23:08

And that's one of the things I liked about

23:10

that too, that she played the older version of

23:12

a younger person who gets horribly sexualized

23:15

as a kid. And then when she

23:17

grows up, she's this monster pop

23:19

singer. Okay, hey, you guys

23:22

watch that and then come back. And

23:24

this is the podcast version of this. You'll be like, she's

23:27

right. She's right. Now,

23:30

May, December is interesting also for

23:32

the fact that it just recently

23:35

got some Golden Globe nomination in

23:38

the musical or comedy category.

23:41

And I swear there's plenty of people out there

23:43

that turn on their Netflix and watch some or

23:46

all of that movie and do not find it

23:48

funny in the lead. Was

23:50

it Ad Astra that had Robert Pattinson

23:52

in it? Or that was a

23:54

Brad Pitt astronaut movie. What

23:57

was the one with Robert Pattinson? Do you know what I'm talking about?

23:59

where he was an astronaut? Yeah, he was

24:01

in the sci-fi movie where he's on a spaceship, and

24:04

I went to see that. And there's a scene in

24:06

it where this French actress goes into a room, and

24:08

it's like a sex room, and

24:11

then like water, like fluid starts pouring out under

24:13

the door, and there was a family sitting right

24:16

next to me. In space? In space. There was

24:18

a family sitting next to me that clearly was

24:20

like, we just like Twilight. What's

24:23

happening? And they got up and left.

24:26

And I was like, wait up, we're

24:28

gonna break out that shell right in front

24:30

of him. I'd say most diehard Twilight fans

24:32

have never been satisfied by another Robert Pattinson

24:34

film ever again, because he's in some fucked

24:37

up movie. Yes, he is. Yeah, he likes

24:39

the same thing with the midas of birth.

24:42

Lighthouse recently, Batman. Yeah,

24:46

and his Batman obviously is quite dark.

24:49

All right, Jay. I was,

24:52

here's the question. Top movie for you of 2023.

24:55

It is actually a tie, because

24:58

I don't remember what I watched. I will not accept a

25:00

tie. God damn it, Doug. All

25:02

right. But you can tell us too,

25:04

and we'll figure it out. So between,

25:06

they clone Tyrone, and

25:09

Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse. That

25:13

was one, I remember I was at the premiere

25:16

of Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse, and

25:18

I remember watching it, and I knew it was gonna

25:20

be another movie behind it, but when it

25:22

got to the end, it was like to be continued. I was like, no,

25:24

the fuck is not! Finish this shit now! I was

25:26

aggressive. And they was like, sir, you need combat. I was

25:28

like, shut the fuck up! Play the rest of the movie! And so,

25:31

that was that. But then I watched, they cloned Tyrone,

25:33

and I was like, oh, Jamie Foxx got

25:35

a bad wig on, like this is a Tyler

25:38

Perry movie, cool. And then I

25:40

watched Black Twitter go on a whole lot of conspiracy theories

25:42

saying that they cloned Jamie Foxx for real, and

25:44

that he, you know, remember when Jamie Foxx was sick,

25:46

and everybody thought he was dying? And then he popped

25:48

back up, well, Black Twitter said they really cloned him,

25:50

and they really named Jamie Foxx. And

25:53

I was like, this is great, I love my

25:55

people. This is fucking amazing. So,

25:57

but no, they cloned Tyrone as a real good movie. It's a

25:59

lot. It's very satirical, but it's like, sorry

26:02

to bother you, you meet the black

26:04

dynamite. And it's very funny. It

26:06

has a lot of different messages in it. But if I really

26:08

have to pick, because

26:11

I noticed what Doug's coming up with. I'm

26:13

gonna pick Spider-Man Across Spider-Verse.

26:17

Was Spider-Man the

26:19

first Spider-Verse movie? Was

26:23

that number one in its year

26:25

for you? Absolutely

26:27

not. There was so much in that year that it

26:29

came out. But it was

26:31

like number one in my heart. But for now, this next,

26:33

the sequel, it really is that much better. Yes, the sequel

26:35

lamped it up. Where is the bar

26:37

lower this year? No, no, the bar's not

26:39

that much lower. Okay. Well, no, I

26:42

think the problem is, there's a lot of good movies that came out

26:44

this year. But you wouldn't know, like

26:46

not you all, but the average person wouldn't know

26:48

because we've been on strike. We were on strike

26:50

for so much of the summer. So

26:52

with the writers and actors as being on strike,

26:54

there was nothing promoted. Everything just dropped and you was

26:56

like, oh, that came out, that came out, yeah. Like

26:59

I went and saw Strayes and I was like, I wish a dog

27:01

would bite me right now to watch this movie. Did

27:04

you ever see that movie, Doug? I didn't see

27:06

Strayes. Oh my God, it's with Will Ferrell and

27:08

Jamie Foxx's voice in dogs. And the

27:10

whole point of the movie is Will Ferrell's dog is trying

27:12

to find his owner so he can bite his dick off.

27:14

That's the whole point of the movie. It's

27:17

the whole two hours of the movie. He doesn't want to find his

27:19

owner to bite his dick off. Well, you know, now

27:21

I'm intrigued, of course. But

27:24

also I think what will really sell it

27:26

for me is if he indeed bites his

27:28

dick off. Spoiler alert, he

27:31

does. Yeah, I'm in. They

27:33

actually go through with it. Hollywood

27:35

is in tonight. I

27:39

feel like more movies just needed to tack

27:41

their name onto Barbie. Barbenheimer,

27:43

Strayes, like if it just could have kept

27:46

going. I got a, I'm gonna make it.

27:48

They cut out the scene though where Barbie

27:50

bites Ken's dick off. It

27:53

explains so much. I know. It explains the anatomy

27:55

so much. It's not there. It's just not there from

27:57

jump. And they could have really. Is that in the

27:59

Tarantino era? No, that's

28:01

when they chew on the Barbie feet. Oh, yeah,

28:04

they're Tarantino kind of Barbie. People at home are going to love

28:06

that. Keep that in. Oh, Barbie

28:09

feet all the time. OK,

28:12

so we're going with Spider-Man across

28:14

the Spider-Verse. Across

28:16

the Spider-Verse. OK. What

28:19

do you want? What do you want, Wayne? What

28:23

do you want? This is what I want.

28:25

First of all, I think it's interesting that

28:27

the big movie like Barbie

28:29

Oppenheimer, the one about the

28:31

Osage nation. What is that

28:33

called? Killer's Moon. Nobody

28:37

has picked that as their best movie. It's kind of

28:39

interesting. Killer's Moon. And I'm part of that as well.

28:41

Stars. Lucky Charms. I got kicked

28:43

out of Barbie after the first hour. So

28:45

it was all a jubilee thing. I

28:50

didn't do anything. But I went with my

28:53

friend Guy Branham, and he had bought tickets for the

28:55

wrong day. So it ended up that we were sneaking

28:57

into the movie. Oh, that's hilarious. And so we were

28:59

like trying to play it cool. But

29:01

there was a loud toddler, so everybody was complaining about the toddler.

29:03

So they came in and they kicked Guy

29:05

out instead of the toddler. So I left with

29:08

Guy. Did they think that it was

29:10

a giant toddler? They were looking lower. I

29:12

think, well, yeah. Because he was like, I found

29:14

a seat and he didn't. But

29:16

so a lady followed us out when the Usher

29:18

kicked us out and was like, we didn't mean

29:20

them. We meant that baby. And I was like,

29:23

the lady's trying. She's just got a baby. I

29:25

think the baby's quieter now. But they were mad that they

29:28

kicked us out instead of the baby. Yeah.

29:30

Wow. The

29:33

internet has been asking me for months why I got

29:35

kicked out of Barbie after an hour. You

29:37

guys know now. I have to shameingly admit I didn't

29:40

see Barbie yet. And I say it shameingly because a

29:42

friend of mine is one of the Barbies. It's

29:44

streaming now. I still haven't watched it. But

29:48

I mean, now you can. It's on Mac. It's on

29:50

Mac. Can I guess which one's your friend? Yes. Margot

29:55

Robbie. No. It's

29:57

Alexandra's ship. That was nice.

30:00

I was gonna ship every time she's like so

30:02

you still ain't seen the movie. I'd be like I have watched the

30:05

trailer all right Well

30:07

anyway just tell her that I thought she was great

30:10

in it. I will tell her So

30:14

wait, what's your favorite movie? Well, this is gonna be

30:17

a real curveball Oh, I see you

30:19

do you were doing a big ramp up

30:21

naming all those other big It's not gonna

30:23

be popular movie gonna be a real curveball

30:25

because you know, I don't like foreign films

30:28

You know that about me and I like

30:30

to watch movies not read them Yeah, but

30:32

there's a movie called Anatomy of a fall

30:35

that I thought was phenomenal Wow,

30:37

did you feel like there's a lot of

30:39

phenomenal movies you've missed because of not wanting

30:41

to watch for no I mean I've seen

30:43

like the classics and stuff But even just

30:46

so you know, like there was a for

30:48

a movie that was subtitled. I'm not trying.

30:50

I know is a joint Polish Russian

30:54

US production of what's called zone

30:56

of interest. Yeah, you know that

30:58

That's we got some award interest.

31:00

I walked out of it. Wow. That's

31:02

how much I don't like reading movies How

31:04

do you feel about all the dubbing these days? I feel

31:07

like there's more dubbing. I Don't

31:09

know I mean it all depends on the movie

31:11

but this movie was really I think zone of

31:13

interest is a fun movie to walk out I'll

31:15

cuz if anybody says why are you leaving say

31:18

why I heard there's a more interesting zone Pretty

31:25

much any other zone be more interesting at this.

31:27

So anyway, so anyway, it's I know a lot

31:30

of people haven't heard of this movie But it's

31:32

I thought it was quite anatomy of a fall.

31:34

Yeah. Yeah, the courtroom drama But

31:37

but in another other languages in

31:39

France French In

31:43

France language in France they

31:46

put some France dressing on What'd

31:49

you like about it? I had

31:52

a great follow-up question Eliza. Sorry.

31:54

Well, I'm serious It's kind of

31:56

reminded me of Gremlins to what?

32:00

Sorry, what? The new batch? Yeah, the new

32:02

batch. With an electro grimoire. Look, there's a

32:04

character from everywhere. Spider grimoire. I did. A

32:07

lawyer for each of us. I don't know, I

32:09

just thought it was

32:11

a compelling, phenomenal performance

32:13

by a lot of people around it

32:16

and just compelling little

32:18

movies. Very simple. They're saying that

32:20

picture nominations are in the cards for it. Yeah.

32:23

Okay. So there you go. People

32:25

like it. I think that's crazy. She has the movies that nobody heard of

32:27

that are going to be the ones nominated for Best of It. That's

32:30

always. How often are you like, man, I

32:33

got to watch The Artist. Good

32:35

to see. That's a great example.

32:41

The Academy definitely doesn't have their finger

32:43

on the pulse of what people like.

32:45

I gave up when Fury Road got nominated

32:47

but didn't win because I was like, come

32:49

on, let's all be honest with ourselves. We

32:52

love that movie. We don't even know what

32:54

won that year. What do you think about this new one that's

32:56

coming out? I'm excited. She looks

32:58

like she's CGI created. Right? Because

33:01

her eyes are by her ears. Her eyes are

33:03

like she got chameleon eyes almost, but it's like

33:05

it doesn't every time I watch the trailer, I

33:07

was like, that isn't a real person. And they

33:09

was like, no, that's a real face. And I'm

33:11

like, I'm telling me that. They're like,

33:13

no, it's real. I'm like, that's not real. But

33:16

also, I don't understand why she's doing a fucking accent

33:19

because Charlie's thrown in have that accent

33:21

in Fury Road. Like if you watch

33:23

the movie games and I'm like, this is a prequel. Like

33:25

what happened in those 20 years? And she was

33:28

like, I'm going to lose an accent. That much time on

33:30

the road, you lose an accent. I guess

33:32

so. What's her

33:34

accent in this new one? It's Lax-Furious.

33:38

What is that, the prequel to the Fast and Fury movies? I

33:41

think it's like an Australian accent

33:43

of sorts. And it's like,

33:45

it does. It's like, no, she wasn't doing

33:47

that. Oh, maybe that's because they filmed it

33:49

down under. And so she just was like,

33:51

got it from the crew. I guess so.

33:54

She just picks it up. I see you're

33:56

like, it's my baby. Yeah, it's like a

33:58

semester abroad. She just comes back being like.

34:00

like, Fauci. My friends all

34:02

did that in England. Well,

34:06

those were three terrific, you

34:09

know, I mean, I've only seen one of them, but these are

34:14

all very acclaimed motion pictures that you

34:16

picked. So I feel

34:18

like they're all contenders for best

34:21

movie of the year. And we

34:23

are going to play some games

34:25

right after this break. We'll be

34:27

right back. Danielle,

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34:58

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35:35

All right. So during the break, we

35:37

selected people in the audience that my

35:40

guests are going to play on behalf

35:42

of to win the Aura Frames and

35:44

some stuff from Canada's

35:46

Cafe. And they

35:48

are Eliza's playing for Chelsea,

35:51

Jay is playing for Ciaran,

35:53

and Wayne is playing for

35:55

Alicia. just

36:00

add an end to everything. Chelsea and

36:02

CRN and Alicia. Here

36:06

we go. Here we go. I'm

36:08

gonna try to, I'm gonna sit

36:10

down on Jay's wobbly stool. The

36:12

wobbly stool's wobbly. Oh my god,

36:14

it's crazy. I

36:16

can't believe you were put up with it for as long as

36:18

you did. I thank god I have

36:20

this table to hold me up. Speak.

36:23

The first game we're gonna play tonight

36:25

is, uh, this would be the last time

36:27

we play it for a little while, uh,

36:29

cause it's called IMDB

36:31

X M A S

36:34

I M D B Christmas. On

36:38

the page of every motion

36:40

picture on the internet movie

36:42

database, they list at the

36:44

top, they'll say the top

36:47

four build people in

36:49

whatever the given movie is.

36:51

Right. And what I'll do

36:53

is I will start

36:55

to name the top four

36:57

build people according to IMDB for

37:01

a particular holiday film,

37:03

you know, holiday in quotes.

37:07

As I'm saying them, you can guess, everybody

37:09

on stage gets to guess as often as

37:12

they like until somebody

37:14

figures out, you know, says the correct

37:16

title. And then I will

37:18

announce you the winner of that

37:21

particular point. Guess before you say a

37:23

name, uh,

37:25

pre-guess, pre-guess. Like you have a guess right

37:27

now. Yeah. For like

37:29

the first round. I did it.

37:31

All right. I'm looking at the first round. What's

37:33

your guess? Love actually. No. Just

37:36

throw it out. Save

37:39

it for engine. I don't know. I

37:42

would have been fine. Just throw it out. Love actually. Love

37:46

Simon. Oh, they're gonna do love movies. But that

37:48

would have been probably like Hugh Grant's probably top

37:50

build for that one. You know,

37:52

so it'd be Hugh Grant and probably like

37:54

Liam Neith and Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman, but

37:57

it'll be four names, but you know, you probably don't

37:59

need. need to hear all four. Of course. Of

38:02

course. It was just crazy. I

38:04

was just feeling confident. Yeah. And I

38:06

just, I don't want to like get anybody

38:08

too revved up or too excited.

38:11

But Eliza was nice

38:13

enough to bring an extra item

38:15

that's going to go in the

38:17

prize package tonight. Yeah,

38:20

that's right. I

38:23

almost kept this for myself. It's so good.

38:26

It's a pack of tops,

38:28

bubblegum, trading cards from

38:30

the television series Growing Pains. Yeah,

38:32

that's pretty good. Yeah. The

38:35

way everybody just went, oh, y'all

38:37

didn't give a shit what he was like, tops, bubblegum, I

38:39

don't give a shit. Growing Pains.

38:41

You can re-sell that frame. That's pretty exciting. I

38:44

agree with you. Yeah, that's a pretty

38:46

exciting item. So that's how serious these games are.

38:48

Can I tell you what it would have brought

38:50

if you had reminded me to bring something? Yes.

38:53

Well, I don't ask my guests to bring stuff

38:55

anymore. If I did, what would you have brought?

38:58

Saltburned screener. A screener you

39:01

got of that terrific movie Saltburn.

39:03

You are petty. Probably your second

39:05

choice. It's your second choice for a

39:07

movie in a year, right? No, I haven't seen it

39:09

in a year. You haven't watched the screener? No. You

39:12

were going to give it away before watching it? I like watching

39:14

movies in theater. Oh, that's true. You do like to see it.

39:17

I know what I would have gave and people might have hated me. You would have? Nice

39:20

Blu-ray or 4K copy of

39:22

the critically claimed film Morbius.

39:25

Wow. I

39:28

mean, I also brought a balaclava that I

39:30

knitted and I don't know why. Why

39:34

does it look like there's a price tag on it? Oh, that's

39:36

the care tag that I can put on it. Oh.

39:40

But I'm not going to make someone take home

39:42

this weird balaclava that I knitted for no good

39:44

reason. That's a big ass safety pin. Yeah,

39:47

that was all I could find. I told, I was

39:49

like, I gotta get stuff. All right, I have another pre-guess.

39:51

See, this is what

39:53

happens, Eliza. If you don't,

39:56

if you saw, he's going to come up with another pre-guess.

40:00

What's your next pre-guess wing? Oh

40:02

no, I was just kidding. Am I allowed to? No,

40:05

I don't know what any of this

40:07

pre-guess nonsense is about. Play the game!

40:09

Play the game! Exactly. We're gonna play

40:11

the real game. I'm just gonna guess

40:13

holiday movies. Cause I know

40:15

about 6 Juneteenth movies that I'm gonna

40:17

guess. I think he

40:19

means this holiday specifically. That's more than me,

40:21

shit. I

40:24

like that. That's my favorite holiday. That's my

40:26

favorite holiday. I know a couple of St.

40:28

Patrick's Day stuff. Holidays are Christmas specific. It's

40:31

basically Christmas. You know

40:34

how this goes. You say holidays. There's

40:36

a few movies that creep in there.

40:38

Dr. King Day. Is that a wrench?

40:40

Dead holiday. This is a special holiday.

40:42

Alright, I'm ready. Let's do the names.

40:45

Okay. The Blockinging. All the

40:47

Blockinging. To recap, for

40:49

any audience members who don't know what the fuck is

40:51

happening. I'm

40:54

gonna start reading the top four

40:56

names. Top four build in

40:58

a Christmas or holiday themed

41:01

motion picture. And

41:03

you four, three. You three on stage.

41:07

Just guess wildly until somebody gets it. Cool.

41:10

Alright. Top

41:12

build in this first title is

41:15

Jim Carrey. The

41:17

Grinch. Who stole Christmas? The

41:22

second name. Wait. The

41:25

Mask Who Stole Christmas. The

41:28

second name after Jim Carrey is

41:30

Gary Oldman. Gary

41:34

Oldman. Gary Oldman. Oh my

41:36

God. Slow Horses. Oh shit.

41:42

The third name. Batman.

41:45

Nope. Nope. Gary

41:48

Oldman. Fuck movie Gary Oldman was

41:50

it? The

41:53

Truman Show? Now it can't have been

41:56

released at this time of the year. Third name.

42:01

Colin first. What?

42:04

Uh, Batchley? And

42:09

the fourth name is not going to be helped to

42:11

anybody. Because

42:13

it's Steve Valentine. What the fuck

42:15

is Steve? Oh shit, yeah. The

42:17

great Steve Valentine. The Polar Express.

42:19

There we go. Club Santa number

42:21

four. Not Polar Express. Any last

42:23

guesses on stage? No. Wait,

42:26

okay, okay, okay. Jim Carrey. Yeah. Colin

42:29

first. Like this is either... The turtle sunshout

42:31

and spotless mind. You either know

42:33

it or you don't when you hear the

42:36

name Jim Carrey in Christmas movie. Yeah. They

42:39

said it. Who did? I

42:41

said the Gridget, we said the Gridget stole

42:43

Christmas. Yeah, there's that one. Shit, we don't

42:46

know. That's a pretty iconic Christmas. And

42:48

then there's also... Jim Carrey Joyce. Jim

42:51

Carrey, Gary Oldman, Colin

42:53

first, Steve Valentine.

42:56

Dumb and Dumber. Oh, Santa LLC. Is

42:59

that a real thing? Yeah,

43:01

it's the... He

43:04

is in the head

43:06

of the marketing department for Santa

43:08

Corp. No. And Gary Oldman

43:10

is Santa. No matter how much you make up about it,

43:12

that's not going to make it the answer. All right, but

43:14

call me. I can get the whole thing. I was going

43:16

to be really fucking amazed if she was right. What

43:19

is it? What is it? It is

43:21

A Christmas Carol. What? Really?

43:24

Jim Carrey, massive hit movie, animated,

43:26

Robert Zemeckis directed it. Jim Carrey

43:28

played a bunch of the roles.

43:30

They made like 18 million of

43:32

those. Ain't that a bitch? None

43:36

of you get the fucking point. It

43:39

was all at the same time. All right, round

43:41

three. Here we go.

43:43

We all will. Kurt

43:47

Russell. Goldie

43:50

Hawn. Overport. Darby

43:54

Camp. Oh shit, what's the name

43:56

of that fucking... That's

43:59

how it works. You could think of a day

44:01

with that fucking movie. Julian

44:03

Denison. Not like Santa.

44:05

Den-mison. Santa who?

44:08

Julian Denison. Baby Santa. I

44:11

love that in this one, you're all supposed to

44:13

be yelling out The Christmas Chronicles, because it's a

44:15

famous Christmas movie,

44:17

the star Kurt Russell. But then when

44:20

you yell that out, I would say,

44:22

no, that's incorrect, because this is the

44:24

sequel, The Christmas Chronicles, part two. OK,

44:26

I see what's happening. Yeah, OK, here

44:29

we go. Round

44:31

four. Yeah. Peter

44:33

Billingsley. Aaron

44:35

Hayes. A Christmas story. A Christmas

44:37

story, too. Another

44:39

Christmas story. Christmas story. Christmas

44:42

stories. River Drosh.

44:45

Christmas story. Julian Laid. Christmas

44:48

story read. Oh, I know it. Is

44:52

it a Christmas story? Revisited?

44:55

No. Oh. A Christmas story redo. My

44:57

dad's dead, but I did Christmas story.

44:59

What is this? Is it that?

45:03

The answer is A

45:06

Christmas story Christmas. Yeah.

45:09

Very good. Nice. All right. I

45:11

think I was right. You

45:13

guys are going to be terrible at every single one

45:16

of these. I love how obscure these are. This is

45:18

a Christmas story. They're not that obscure. They are. Hold

45:21

on. Wait, but those are the things. Who the

45:23

fuck has heard of A Christmas Story? It just

45:25

came out last year. It was heavily publicized. Oh,

45:27

I didn't know the name was a kid grown

45:30

up. I described it correctly. I just,

45:32

it would have been a better name. My dad's

45:34

dead. Christmas. That's the good thing. True.

45:36

Thank you. OK. Round five. Nobody has

45:38

any points. Right. Mila

45:41

Kunis. Bad

45:47

Moms Christmas. There you go.

45:49

We got Jay Washington is off

45:51

the board. Congratulations. You did it,

45:53

buddy. All right. You're a relief.

45:58

All right. One point. for

46:00

Jay. That's worked. Yes. Round

46:02

six. Steve

46:05

Martin. Mix nuts. That

46:07

is correct. The Rises.

46:10

Jesus. Fuck yeah, I was like,

46:12

mix nuts is going to be in the bag.

46:15

That was, wow. This

46:17

is a real unpredictable group up

46:19

here. I thought mix

46:21

nuts might have been one of the tougher ones, but

46:24

turns out that was an

46:26

easy one. Real unapproachable crowd.

46:28

Yeah. Madeleine Kahn, Robert Klein

46:30

and Anthony LaPaglia were the

46:33

remaining top four. I believe

46:35

Leif Schreiber is. Parker

46:37

Posey and Adam Sandler. Got

46:40

a big cast, but it did not work out. I

46:44

do not recommend it. Nor

46:46

Efron. Yeah. Okay. This

46:49

is so exciting because round six

46:52

starts with Richard.

46:54

You could say Sir

46:56

Richard Attenborough. Second

47:02

build, Elizabeth

47:04

Perkins. Third

47:10

Dylan McDermott. A

47:13

white movie. The

47:16

Family Stone. The

47:18

fourth name will be no help to anyone. Fuck.

47:21

The great character actor, great late character J.T.

47:23

Walsh. Oh, I know who that is. Yeah.

47:25

Okay. Does that help you answer? It's the

47:28

one that's not Family Stone, but I'm

47:30

getting mixed up. Oh, give me the

47:32

four again. Love the Coopers or whatever that's called. Give me

47:34

the four names again. Where are the Coopers? Is it that?

47:36

Oh, five. No, it's not that. Richard

47:39

Attenborough. Yes. Elizabeth Perkins. Dylan

47:43

McDermott. And J.T.

47:45

Walsh. A

47:49

bit of a Christmas. The

47:53

Exorcist. Home for the holidays. Yeah, that's the

47:55

one I don't know. This is a remake

47:57

of a very popular. It's

48:00

called Miracle R34 Street. Too

48:03

late. Oh, that is true. You can't

48:05

yell out the answer while I'm saying the

48:07

answer. It

48:11

was already done. You know what I mean? It

48:14

was done. He played Santa. I don't

48:16

have any family Santa clothes. I remember this. Here we

48:18

go. Dylan McDermott was a little girl. I know. All

48:21

right. So, Wayne,

48:23

you have to sit this last one out. Why?

48:26

Because we're going to break the tie. I

48:28

gotcha. Sorry. That's all right.

48:30

You'll be back in our next game. We've still got

48:32

two more games to play. And

48:34

we'll start with you. I

48:38

mean, I'll start with the next round of

48:40

this game that begins with

48:43

Nicholas Cage. National

48:45

Treasure 2 Book of Secrets. National

48:47

Treasure. I

48:49

don't believe either of those were Christmas movies. Moonstruck.

48:53

Also not a Christmas. Come on, Nick. I think they're a

48:55

Christmassy scene in Moonstruck. Yeah, it's not a Christmas.

48:57

We're not meant to be perfect. We're not the

48:59

snowflakes. We're meant to fuck up and

49:01

love each other. You know, that scene. Yeah, that's

49:03

Christmas. Scrooge. No, he's not

49:05

in that. He's not in that. It's on in 60 seconds. All

49:08

right. The second

49:10

name is John Lovett's. Pig.

49:14

Your personal opinions

49:16

don't need to be... No, the movie. The

49:20

movie. Nicholas

49:26

Cage. John Lovett's. Dana

49:28

Carvey. What? Comedy,

49:31

stand-up comedy legend Dana Carvey.

49:36

Used to have a very weird

49:38

picture of him drawn outside on the wall.

49:42

Bammie. I

49:45

can't believe... I devised a

49:47

game where someone, one of the three of

49:49

you, was supposed to get every... You

49:51

know what I mean? There's supposed to be a correct

49:53

answer eventually on each of these. You

49:56

look so disturbed about that line. Well, it's

49:58

just really surprising to me. that

50:01

we're just, we're through all of it.

50:03

We're down to a two person tie

50:05

and nobody knows the title

50:08

of the movie that takes place at

50:10

Christmas that stars Nicholas Cage, John Lovett

50:12

and Dana Carvey as three bank rubbers

50:14

who get trapped in a town called

50:16

Paradise. Paradise

50:19

Cove? Trapped

50:21

in Paradise. You've never heard of that

50:23

movie? Never heard of, no. I'll watch

50:25

it. That's amazing. I mean it's not

50:27

me. That is amazing. Who did you

50:29

think was gonna know that? Trapped

50:32

in Paradise starring Nicholas Cage. Three of

50:34

us. Any of you, all

50:36

three of yous claim to love the movie. I do

50:38

but I don't know anything. That's

50:40

wild. That you'd never even

50:43

heard of it. No. You didn't

50:45

even remember disliking it because you must have

50:47

seen it. I think we heard his feelings.

50:49

Did you? Never heard of it.

50:51

No, it's just wild. What year is it? I

50:54

think it's 19, who gives a fuck? Yeah,

50:57

okay. Yeah, you did too, you did save a lot

50:59

of Nicholas Cage. I was about to go to Con

51:01

Air in a minute, keep playing. Yeah,

51:04

all right. So I guess we're gonna have

51:06

to call that one a tie as well. And

51:12

this next one, it's impossible for,

51:16

is going to be a winner no matter what. Absolutely

51:19

guaranteed. And the game

51:21

is called How Long Is It? And

51:25

basically, oh

51:27

shit, I'm supposed to raise my hands when I say the

51:29

name of a game that we're playing. I've

51:31

lost all control. How Long Is It?

51:34

Yeah! Thanks

51:36

everybody. How

51:39

Long Is It is a game where I'll tell you

51:42

something, I'll name something, and then you each

51:45

guess how long it is. I

51:47

love it. And. Yeah!

51:49

Yeah! That's what she said. Love

51:51

it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And

51:53

Price Is Right style, whoever's closest without

51:55

going over. Oh, without going over. Is

51:58

going to be. the

52:00

winner. I'm so childish right there.

52:04

Why? What happened? Because my brain is gonna

52:06

compare everything to my shoes fast. Now and

52:09

I wear 14. Oh I mean these are this

52:11

is just you know this when I say

52:13

how long is it it could be something that's

52:15

quite long right and in this case I believe

52:18

it is because I need you to tell me

52:20

the length what's that the

52:23

length of the

52:25

Tom Hanks holiday

52:27

movie oeuvre

52:31

the two films that I consider

52:33

to be Tom Hanks Christmas movies

52:38

if you take the length of both of

52:40

those movies what's the total length in okay

52:42

minutes average Tom or hours

52:45

in minutes and are you telling

52:47

us which order to answer in or just

52:49

okay Eliza you're up first motherfuck

52:51

okay I I'll double-check your answer

52:53

that you know you don't have

52:55

to stick to your first 240

52:58

240 no wait no no

53:04

one two two hundred and ten

53:06

two hundred ten what

53:09

exactly minutes okay 200

53:14

minutes okay Jay

53:16

she said 210

53:18

minutes $1 sorry

53:21

I can't do

53:23

that that doesn't

53:36

work 315 315 minutes yeah total okay

53:40

if you go to different movies it could be different lists each

53:42

one I'm just gonna take a guess that is part of the

53:44

yeah yeah it could be the

53:46

same length that'd be weird but all

53:49

right I'm just gonna get different links 212 sorry

53:55

classic classic one dollar juice

53:58

the classic one dollar Wait,

54:01

but she said 210, right? Yeah. Why'd

54:04

you leave that one minute? I didn't want to be a jerk. I didn't

54:06

want to be a jerk. The

54:09

door opened to your fall. You

54:11

just wanted to leave a little bit of a chance.

54:13

Just a little bit. All right. Well,

54:16

the two films, Holiday Classics to

54:18

some, I'm not a fan of

54:20

either, The Polar Express

54:24

and You've Got Mail. Right. Yeah,

54:27

and Polar Express is

54:29

100 minutes long.

54:33

100 nightmarish minutes. 90

54:36

some of which are getting to the... The actual

54:39

train. We may all be over. We may all

54:41

be over. The train just shows

54:43

up in the front yard and it's over

54:45

at night and says, children, climb on board.

54:47

That is weird. Yeah, it's so weird. Eddie

54:49

Deason, right? You've

54:51

got mail is only like 90 minutes long. Surprisingly,

54:55

no. It was the

54:57

start of these comedies that are too long

55:00

trend or something because this particular movie was

55:02

119 minutes. Motherfucker.

55:04

Yeah. So that was an excellent first

55:06

bid, Eliza. That's what happens on Price

55:08

is Right all the time. It's a

55:10

great first bid. Someone will fuck you

55:12

over by dollaring you. I doubled her.

55:15

I colored her. So it's 219 minutes.

55:17

Wayne's bid of 212 is the closest

55:19

to that going over. Wayne

55:24

Betterman won. How

55:26

long is it? And he

55:29

gets to go first in our next and

55:31

final game after the break. We'll be right

55:34

back. Danielle,

55:37

that's what people are saying about how to

55:39

survive with Danielle and Christine. What are they

55:41

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55:49

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55:54

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55:56

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55:58

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56:00

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56:02

always remain calm.

56:04

We're back! Oh

56:06

my god we are

56:11

gonna play a game that's gonna

56:14

determine it all today and this

56:16

one also has to have it

56:18

will have a

56:20

winner. We're gonna

56:23

play super last

56:25

person standing holiday

56:28

edition! Yeah! Alright

56:31

so we're gonna get

56:33

three names of actors slash

56:36

actresses from audience members. Let's

56:38

start with Eliza's

56:42

person Chelsea. What do

56:44

you got for us Chelsea? Elijah Wood. I

56:47

love it. Okay. Love

56:50

Elijah Wood. Interesting. Choice.

56:53

Jay says fuck. Jay's

56:58

choice. Ciaran, who would you like us

57:00

to include in the game today? Natalie

57:06

Portis. Just talking about her

57:09

so we already mentioned

57:11

a couple I already

57:13

mentioned a couple of titles and

57:16

then Wayne Zalisha, Kurt

57:20

Russell another previously

57:22

named Natalie Portman.

57:24

Really? You're

57:27

gonna say an ice cube, DMX,

57:32

Tyrese, Natalie

57:35

Portman. You

57:38

don't want to win. It's unfortunate

57:40

Jay. People are not

57:42

strategic about it ever.

57:44

They're just like I

57:46

like Natalie Portman. Why

57:49

wouldn't Jay Washington know

57:51

all of her films? I feel

57:53

like we've named a lot of

57:55

Natalie Portman movies. No we did. Yeah we

57:57

did. I didn't remember that shit. Well

58:01

maybe in the listening, I'll do this show. But

58:03

you'll be good. You'll be good with the Kurt

58:05

Russell movies. I hope to God I want some

58:07

Kurt Russell movies. All right. So Wayne

58:09

won that last game. So he gets to

58:11

go first. So we'll go Wayne, Eliza, Jay,

58:14

Sped Me, because I play in this game too. Oh,

58:16

I love it. Just for the fun of it. Just

58:18

for being a spoiler. And

58:21

I didn't know what names are going to be chosen

58:23

tonight, so I couldn't prepare. But

58:25

I have put a lifetime into watching the

58:28

films of Elijah Wood, Natalie

58:30

Portman, and Kurt Russell.

58:33

I see most of them. So I

58:35

feel pretty good about it, but we'll see. It would

58:37

be a great cast for a timely drama. It's

58:40

tough with the pressure. Yeah, and I don't think

58:42

any of them have worked together, but that's a

58:44

possibility. I have a point of clarification. A point

58:46

of clarification. Please. Can

58:49

it be a TV movie? No. Okay.

58:52

Natalie Portman. I

58:55

don't think he's ever been in a TV

58:57

movie, so no worries there. All right. Start

59:00

us off, Wayne. The professional. I

59:04

sometimes refer to as Leon, the professional. Yeah,

59:06

Leon the professional. Yeah. All

59:09

right. Eliza. May,

59:11

December. Yeah. We were just talking

59:13

about it. Thorn, Love, and Thunder. We

59:15

weren't talking about it, but that is the correct answer.

59:19

Good job. You

59:21

decide to go Portman on us. Oh,

59:23

shit. Yeah, I wasn't

59:25

expecting it. All right. I'm

59:27

going to go Kurt Russell and

59:30

say John Carpenter's the

59:32

thing. I'm

59:35

going to say Kurt Russell. I

59:38

don't know if the director, but it's Escape

59:42

from New York. Is that also John Carpenter? Yeah. Yeah.

59:45

Yeah. Escape from New York.

59:47

Overboard. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

59:50

I mentioned that earlier too. Eliza's just. I'm

59:53

saving the good car. Yeah. You're

59:55

nailing all the ones we've already talked about. Big

1:00:00

trouble, Lothina. Yes. I'm

1:00:05

going to take an obvious one for

1:00:07

Natalie Portman and say, black swan. Yeah.

1:00:11

That was in my brain. Thank you.

1:00:13

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

1:00:16

I'm going to go with it. Get out of your

1:00:18

brain, please. I'm going to do my favorite, my favorite,

1:00:20

Kurt Russell. Maybe the first one I saw, the computer

1:00:22

who wore tennis shoes. Nice.

1:00:26

That really opens up some floodgates right there.

1:00:29

I know. I'm the oldest. era. Jackie.

1:00:38

Yeah. Oh, yeah, Jackie,

1:00:40

Natalie Portman. We still are. We doing Natalie

1:00:42

Portman and Kurt Russell. Does it matter? Anyone.

1:00:45

Oh. Oh. Or Elijah Wood. Go

1:00:47

pull some wood. Elijah Wood, Lord of the

1:00:49

Rings. Yeah, right. Fellowship of the Ring.

1:00:52

Yeah. I was going to say. Fellowship of the

1:00:54

Ring. I was going to say. Full title, Jay.

1:00:57

Yeah. I was going to

1:00:59

say to you, Lord of the Rings, the Two Towers.

1:01:02

Lord of the Rings, the return of the King.

1:01:04

Yeah. But there it goes. That's the one that

1:01:06

won the Oscar. Yeah, they did it. Yeah. Is

1:01:08

that the one that won the cards? Or the

1:01:10

Fellowship? No. Anyway, there were three

1:01:13

of them with Elijah Wood. Yeah. Was

1:01:16

he in the? OK, no. You

1:01:19

can go to your lifeline. Or you can

1:01:21

say any Kurt Russell, any

1:01:23

Natalie Portman that we haven't

1:01:26

said so far, any Elijah Wood. Closer.

1:01:30

Yes. So what a dark world. Natalie

1:01:34

Portman. Yeah. That's

1:01:36

true. That's a good one. Yeah. Nice work.

1:01:39

I'm going to do a I saw this movie

1:01:41

for the first time. I recommend it. I saw

1:01:44

it during Halloween times. Cooties

1:01:47

has a new Elijah Wood is in it. Yeah,

1:01:49

that's a new one. Good. Yeah, that was good.

1:01:52

It's good, little kid zombies. You liked it? Oh,

1:01:54

that was when we were talking about at Dynasty

1:01:56

Starboard. Oh, yeah. All right.

1:02:00

back to you yeah give

1:02:02

me one second I think

1:02:04

I have it's death proof I

1:02:06

know it was

1:02:12

originally in another movie but it was

1:02:14

released on it they brought it out

1:02:16

on it but it was always a

1:02:18

full movie inside of Grindhouse yeah yeah

1:02:20

yeah I don't like do I get

1:02:22

credit for that yeah okay yeah

1:02:24

it's listed in you know yeah books

1:02:26

and stuff is a full movie

1:02:29

book yeah it's

1:02:31

true what do you got Eliza

1:02:34

brothers Natalie

1:02:36

Turtman season that yeah

1:02:40

I think I'm gonna I'm gonna say okay

1:02:42

do you want do you want to bet

1:02:45

the whole thing no no I'm

1:02:48

not betting against it but me with Jake

1:02:50

Gyllenhaal and Hugh Jackman Jake

1:02:53

Gyllenhaal and Toby McGuire Oh

1:02:56

brothers yeah I was

1:02:58

thinking of prisoners oh

1:03:01

yeah Natalie Portman is not

1:03:03

in prisoners I haven't

1:03:05

seen it right yeah she's probably you're right

1:03:07

about brothers mm-hmm all right what'd

1:03:09

you say Jay oh I hadn't said my

1:03:11

do you use yet oh I use my get a per

1:03:13

Russell the hateful eight yeah

1:03:15

I'm gonna I

1:03:18

love this old Kurt

1:03:21

Russell Disney movie thing I'm gonna

1:03:23

say the world's strongest man yeah

1:03:27

I'm gonna keep with the Disney theme I might

1:03:29

have this wrong but I'm gonna go her

1:03:31

be the love bug he wasn't

1:03:33

in that you sure yeah as the kid

1:03:36

oh yeah no no but

1:03:43

you know you got other you got other ones

1:03:46

wait is that am I out you get no you're not

1:03:48

out you just get to say something else oh I see

1:03:50

I see I see okay I'm just

1:03:53

I'm just rejecting it yeah yeah I

1:03:55

got it you sure okay

1:03:57

let's go You

1:04:01

know, Love Bug would be thought of as a movie

1:04:03

that has Kurt Russell in it. Like you can't name

1:04:06

any of the actors in Love Bug because it's, you

1:04:08

know, you can't have Kurt Russell in it. Buddy, I

1:04:10

can't. Yeah, Buddy Akit and Dean

1:04:12

Jones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I

1:04:15

may be wrong about that. All right, let's go

1:04:17

Escape from New York 2. No.

1:04:20

That's not a movie? It kind of is. They

1:04:22

made a sequel to it. They sure did. What

1:04:24

was it called? It wasn't.

1:04:27

Return to it? All

1:04:29

right, I'm going

1:04:31

to go to Lifeline. I'm going to go for Lifeline. Escape

1:04:35

from LA. Yep. Escape

1:04:37

from LA. Yeah. This

1:04:40

could be my last round, guys. So

1:04:45

we're allowed to guess and get it wrong and then

1:04:48

guess again. Sort of. I

1:04:51

mean, yeah. Free Willy. You

1:04:53

know, you can't just say a bunch of

1:04:55

titles. I'm not saying a bunch of titles. Okay. From

1:04:57

Elijah Wood and Free Willy? No, Free Willy. You

1:05:00

sure? Who do you think is in Free Willy? Elijah Wood.

1:05:02

No, that's some other kid. Okay. Yeah,

1:05:05

no, I'm real sure about that one. All right,

1:05:07

Viver Vendetta. Elijah Wood. Just kidding.

1:05:09

Viver Vendetta is Dally Ford, but correct. Jay,

1:05:11

I like her system, though. She's going to

1:05:14

get one gas each time. I mean, that

1:05:16

was one that was like, where was the

1:05:18

first time I saw him? Star

1:05:20

Wars Revenge of the Sith. Ooh. Oh,

1:05:23

we're going to do that now? I

1:05:26

don't know if I'm ready. I mean,

1:05:28

yeah. Free Willy. Yeah,

1:05:30

you know, you can't just say a bunch of

1:05:32

titles. I'm not saying a bunch of titles from

1:05:34

Elijah Wood and Free Willy? No, Free Willy. You

1:05:37

sure? Who do you think is in Free Willy? Elijah

1:05:39

Wood. No, that's some other

1:05:41

kid. Okay. Yeah, no, I'm real

1:05:43

sure about that one. All right, Viver Vendetta. Elijah

1:05:45

Wood. Just kidding. Viver Vendetta is

1:05:48

Dally Ford, but correct. Jay, I like her

1:05:50

system, though. She's going to get one gas

1:05:52

each time, right? I mean, that was one

1:05:54

that was like, where was the first time

1:05:56

I saw him? Star Wars Revenge of the

1:05:58

Sith. Oh,

1:06:00

we're gonna do that now. I don't

1:06:03

know if I'm ready. We have a jar of warriors

1:06:05

attack of the clones. Oh,

1:06:08

I'm not gonna know these prequels. I'm not

1:06:10

gonna know these. I've seen them but I

1:06:13

tried to block them out. Good boy. Very

1:06:15

good. That's

1:06:18

very good. I

1:06:20

think I might be done but I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna

1:06:22

guess anyway. Oh,

1:06:30

boys. Who's

1:06:32

that? Elijah Wood. Isn't it

1:06:35

a movie called boys? B-O-Y-S.

1:06:38

Yeah. What

1:06:40

is that? It's like

1:06:43

a coming-of-age movie. Called boys.

1:06:46

Who are the other boys? I

1:06:50

don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You

1:06:54

never saw boys? I've seen lots of

1:06:57

boys. If you don't have any

1:06:59

other information about it, you can't

1:07:01

say it that way. You can't

1:07:04

like, you know, boys. Boys. Come

1:07:06

on. Boys. It's coming-of-age thing. Yeah,

1:07:08

it's coming-of-age movie. Take place in

1:07:10

Texas. You don't know? I mean,

1:07:13

I'm making it up. I'm making it up.

1:07:15

I'm out. Really? You were making it

1:07:17

up the whole time? Yeah. Yeah. You're

1:07:21

so committed to it. I know. Boys.

1:07:24

Come on. Boys. I'm out. Sorry. It

1:07:27

was a good try. What's your

1:07:29

first guess? Did I say closer?

1:07:32

Yes. Okay. Vox Lux. Yes.

1:07:35

Say Avengers Endgame. Natalie

1:07:38

Portman is in it. Sure. When they go travel

1:07:41

back in time. Uh-huh. Yeah. Makes

1:07:43

sense. These are good. It's a reasonable move for

1:07:45

her. You think I didn't pull every goddamn nerd

1:07:47

movie in my head out. I'm

1:07:51

just like, I, I, I, I, like again,

1:07:54

I saw so many Natalie Portman movies over

1:07:56

the years and now... You're on that list.

1:07:58

I'm just like... What

1:08:02

is that one called? The one

1:08:04

where she's like pregnant? That's

1:08:08

the professional. No. Can

1:08:15

I be the citizen of the Liza Schlesinger on this? That's

1:08:17

hilarious. Yeah,

1:08:20

there's another Jay Washington that came from me. Whose

1:08:26

room is it, mine? Yeah, it's you. I'm

1:08:28

gonna go, oh, the

1:08:30

good son. God damn it, that was

1:08:32

my Eliza. Oh shit. Damn it, that

1:08:34

was the one Eliza would what I

1:08:36

had holding. Eliza would and Macaulay

1:08:39

Culkin. That was the one I was holding

1:08:41

open. Yeah, back

1:08:43

to you Eliza. What, really? Yeah,

1:08:46

Wayne's out. I'm out, boys was not a real

1:08:48

kid. Oh. Boys

1:08:51

was just a fuck around. He

1:08:54

wasn't in the Hobbit, was he? I

1:08:57

think he shows up in the Hobbit. He does show

1:08:59

up. The Hobbit. Yeah, and then there's a subtitle after

1:09:01

the Hobbit though. Eliza

1:09:04

Woods is in it. Smaug,

1:09:06

The Desolation of Smaug and

1:09:08

The Forbidden Journey. I think

1:09:11

he was in The Forbidden Journey. You wanna go with that one? Yeah. Okay,

1:09:14

Jay. Fuck. That's

1:09:19

not a movie, not a Marianne. I'm

1:09:21

gonna use my, I don't wanna use

1:09:23

it now, I don't wanna use it now. So I'm running

1:09:26

blanks on Kurt Russell for some reason. I'm really fucked up that

1:09:28

I don't have more Kurt Russell. He can show many movies.

1:09:31

I know he is. He's insane.

1:09:33

I can't say Monarch on Apple

1:09:35

Plus. Yeah, because that's him and

1:09:37

his son. I'm

1:09:40

gonna use my lifeline. Okay. Garden

1:09:43

State. Oh, thank you. Natalie Portman. That's

1:09:47

a nice one. Good

1:09:49

job. Well, you accepted Joseph

1:09:51

Gordon-Levitt for Annalijah Wood. I

1:09:56

don't think so. Okay, alright, nevermind. I don't

1:09:59

think I'm in the market. for him

1:10:02

instead of the other guy. But

1:10:04

I forgot what one I was gonna say.

1:10:06

Oh, Kurt Russell, old school, he

1:10:10

is a guy with a

1:10:12

pet chimpanzee that he discovered and he

1:10:14

works at a TV network as a

1:10:16

page and he discovers that the chimpanzee

1:10:18

has good taste in television. Are you

1:10:21

pitching? No, this is a

1:10:23

real movie. And then the movie

1:10:25

is about how this monkey, he

1:10:27

rises to the top

1:10:30

using the monkey's ideas. It's kind

1:10:32

of like rats are doing. And

1:10:35

it's called the Barefoot

1:10:38

Executive. Hollywood

1:10:41

in a nutshell. Yeah.

1:10:43

Yeah. Eliza? Yes. What

1:10:45

do you got? Okay. Big finish.

1:10:48

The thing too. No.

1:10:52

Okay. Was he in Bird on

1:10:54

a Wire? Who,

1:10:57

Mel Gibson? Fuck. Well,

1:11:00

I was going for Kurt Russell. Right. Because Goldie Hawn is in

1:11:02

Bird on a Wire. Yeah. I was trying to think of, I

1:11:04

thought they had done two together. Did

1:11:07

you use your lifeline yet? No.

1:11:09

Lifeline? Guardian Galaxy. Guardian

1:11:12

Galaxy, Volume 2. Coming.

1:11:14

Kurt Russell as the ego. No, I'm

1:11:16

just kidding. You're winning it yourself. Nicely

1:11:18

done. That one

1:11:21

was floating around in my head. No, V for Vendetta

1:11:24

is also a comic book movie. That's

1:11:26

true. It's an Alan Moore. Just

1:11:28

wanted to rub that in. Fucking

1:11:31

with your identity, you know. What

1:11:34

do you think, Jay? I

1:11:36

think I'm about to lose. Shit. Oh

1:11:39

my God. He pulled out Guardian Super. God damn it. And

1:11:42

I was holding on. I was like, yo, what else do I have?

1:11:44

Give me a second. Have you used yours? I

1:11:46

used mine for Garden State, whatever it was.

1:11:48

Yeah. Give me a second. Hold

1:11:51

on. Let me see. He was only ego in

1:11:53

that moment. He wasn't in that announce. She was

1:11:55

only in those three. She wasn't in shit else

1:11:57

yet. Fuck. Okay,

1:12:01

he did a good run dude. Yeah, we

1:12:03

did it's a wrap. You did it. You did

1:12:05

it. I'm out What's the one where he

1:12:07

plays like Alan Ginsburg or something? Who

1:12:10

what can we celebrate your win? Okay.

1:12:12

All right That

1:12:19

means you Chelsea that means you get

1:12:21

a do wait, but I am curious now who

1:12:23

played on his first Well, it wasn't even one

1:12:25

where it was like a like like Oh Elijah

1:12:29

would like to speak Ginsburg or

1:12:32

like the trial of the seven something Yeah

1:12:38

And he wasn't in was it or was the in

1:12:40

fluent Dave? No, nothing. Nobody's inside Lou

1:12:43

and David I don't know. Yeah something where

1:12:45

he was like hey for real though. I know word

1:12:47

I love your approach just throw titles out

1:12:49

there and maybe somebody was in there

1:12:51

and you totally took it down Let

1:12:53

me look up boys you win Probably

1:12:58

called boys Boy

1:13:03

also, there's a tyco what TT I think

1:13:05

but anyway Eliza do your plugs. What would

1:13:07

you like to promote? Oh My

1:13:11

album Regarding your lovers also

1:13:13

I have a podcast called angry little goats

1:13:15

that we have brought back and we watched

1:13:17

a whole bunch of movies So

1:13:20

if you like movies you like that I

1:13:22

love it. Thank you for being here. Congratulations

1:13:24

to Who are you

1:13:27

playing for again? You're playing for Chelsea

1:13:29

Chelsea. You get the basket and

1:13:31

the or afraid or

1:13:34

afraid dot-com the

1:13:36

code Looking

1:13:41

at his phone which you know, I You're

1:13:44

gonna find out a lot right? Yeah, cuz I

1:13:46

forgot he's in all the back half of the

1:13:48

past in furious movies Okay,

1:13:50

Russell, yeah, yeah, he's in like starting

1:13:52

around five Is

1:13:55

he in a legit? Godzilla

1:13:58

movie cuz he's in the Godzilla TV show No,

1:14:00

he's not in the movie. He's just in the show. He's

1:14:02

in, I forgot about Stargate. Yeah,

1:14:05

right. Oh, there's a lot. Yeah. According

1:14:08

to this, he's at Forrest Gump. The Antic

1:14:10

Chronicles? Which one was it from the beginning?

1:14:12

The crazy part is, according to the IMDB...

1:14:14

Oh, The Christmas Chronicles, Part 2, 1 and

1:14:16

2. According to IMDB, Kurt Russell is in

1:14:18

Forrest Gump. You will never believe who he's

1:14:20

playing at Forrest Gump. Is it Forrest Gump? He's Elvis.

1:14:23

I believed it. Yeah, because he's in the

1:14:25

movie Elvis, which is a TV movie. You

1:14:27

should have talked about movies earlier in the

1:14:30

show. You're not talking about movies, part. This

1:14:32

is Wayne Federman. Tell us your credits. Where

1:14:34

can people find you? Well, I'm going to

1:14:37

be part of the Wayne Federman World Tour,

1:14:39

which is only one place I'm going. Which

1:14:42

is Glendale, Arizona over New Year's.

1:14:44

So it's at the Split Siders.

1:14:46

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. So

1:14:49

come see me there. Friday Center. You mean

1:14:51

Side Splitters? Oh boy.

1:14:54

Oh, well. I don't think it's called Side Splitters. It's

1:14:56

called Split Siders? Split Siders? Jesus,

1:14:58

I'm in trouble now. One. I have

1:15:00

one gig this year. I

1:15:02

think it is called Split Siders. Fuck. You

1:15:05

think it's called what? Side Splitters.

1:15:07

The expression is Side Splitting Comedy. That's

1:15:10

probably right. That's probably right. That's right.

1:15:12

Anyway, it's the only comedy club in Glendale. I'll

1:15:15

be there. And

1:15:17

no, it's not either one of those.

1:15:19

It's not either one of those. Stir

1:15:22

Crazy. Stir Crazy. Stir Crazy. Thank

1:15:24

you. Really? Is

1:15:27

it really Stir Crazy? Yeah. That's

1:15:29

crazy. I'm really from not

1:15:31

getting that Kurt Russell thing.

1:15:33

Yeah. Stir Crazy. All

1:15:35

right. He's going to be going Stir Crazy

1:15:37

in Glendale, Arizona over New

1:15:39

Years. Go join him. Jay

1:15:41

Washington, what would you like to plug? I'll

1:15:44

say January 5th to 6th. I'm

1:15:47

at the Kansas City Improv with David Lucas. Check

1:15:50

that out. Check out the BBC Club Podcast. That's

1:15:53

the Black Boy Content Club Podcast. Yeah, I

1:15:55

know. The name is a trip. And then before the

1:15:57

bell podcast. that

1:16:00

I have. We talk about all pro wrestling and everything like

1:16:02

that. Nice.

1:16:06

I'm going to be at

1:16:08

San Francisco Sketchfest again this

1:16:11

year or rather next on

1:16:13

January 21, 2024 in San

1:16:15

Francisco. Go to sfsketchfest.com for

1:16:17

tickets to my shows there.

1:16:19

And we're back here once

1:16:21

again at the lab at

1:16:24

the improv on Tuesday,

1:16:26

January 16. Thank you

1:16:28

to all of you for coming out

1:16:30

this evening. Let's do it again one

1:16:33

more time for my guest

1:16:35

Wade Fetterman, Eliza Skinner, and

1:16:38

Jay Washington. Eliza

1:16:41

is champion. We got to have you back real soon.

1:16:43

I would love to. I'm excited to

1:16:45

have you again. And as always, if this is

1:16:47

their idea of Christmas, I

1:16:54

got to be here for New Year's. I

1:17:23

just finished Mary Shelley's Frankenstein for season two of

1:17:25

Obscure, so if you're looking for

1:17:38

a new audiobook, why not let me read it to

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you? You guys like murder podcasts?

1:17:43

Well, this is a murder podcast. There's

1:17:45

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1:17:47

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1:17:50

is, is he really an asshole? The

1:17:52

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1:17:54

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1:17:57

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