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The good news is my husband loves to eat and

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1:52

to eat even when things are not always right for

1:54

him. This quote comes from a nineteen

1:56

ninety two New York Times piece by Marian

1:58

Burrows and is attributed to Hillary Clinton,

2:01

wife of then president-elect Bill Clinton.

2:04

The male Clinton was known both on the campaign

2:06

trial and in office for his voracious appetite

2:08

for both women and for fast food. His

2:11

morning jogs to McDonald's accompanied

2:13

by secret service agents were famously parodated

2:15

in an SNL sketch starring the late Great

2:17

Phil Hartman. And his Mickey

2:19

D's consumption continued after he left office

2:21

and even when he later went vegan. In

2:23

a January twenty thirteen BBC news

2:25

interview, Actor Kevin Spacey discussed

2:28

how a road trip visit to McDonald's with a former

2:30

president informed his portrayal of majority

2:32

whip Frank On the Wood.

2:34

On the Netflix series House of Cards.

2:37

But shortly after taking office, Clinton put

2:39

a different fast food chain on his Nixon style

2:41

enemies list. A San Diego

2:43

founded burger and taco shop known for its

2:45

curly fries and gumball machine proportion

2:47

clown mascot. In nineteen

2:49

ninety three, the chain faced national out rage

2:51

after four children died of E. Coli,

2:54

015787 from

2:56

the restaurant's Monster Burger. Clinton

2:59

would discuss the incident with the mother of one of the

3:01

dead children in a televised town hall,

3:03

and his Clinton healthcare task scores

3:05

took decisive action. As the Department

3:07

of Agriculture, FDA, and USDA

3:09

all implemented new safety protocols for ground

3:11

beef. Though one could be

3:13

depressed, the deduction was reserved for meat safety

3:16

when so many other critical health issues remain

3:18

unaddressed to this day. Both

3:20

Clinton Spacey are now more known for their disgraceful

3:23

sex scandals in association with quote unquote

3:25

suicide victim, Jeffrey Epstein, then the career

3:27

achievements. But also today,

3:29

thankfully for its sake, The cloud fronted

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curly fry purveyor is more known for its TV

3:34

commercial campaign and transparent stoner

3:36

pandering than its pre teen body count.

3:39

This week on Doughboys, we return

3:41

to Jack in the Box. Welcome

3:59

to Doughboys podcast about chain restaurants.

4:01

I'm Nick Wagger along with my co host,

4:04

Jeff Tots worthy. The

4:06

businessman Mike Mitchell. Fox

4:10

crimes with Tots. Fox rhymes

4:12

with Tots. Hey, Jeff.

4:14

Hotsworthy. We

4:18

also just established that we were gonna bring our

4:20

guests in No. We did it. That's next week's

4:22

episode, you fucking idiot.

4:24

Was it think

4:25

we said that would would Emma say multiple

4:27

times? Before we started, we're recording episodes

4:29

out of order. This one's coming out first. They just

4:31

spoiled something that's coming in next week's episode.

4:33

I got I can't remember that one detail.

4:35

I got a confession. I

4:37

forgot. Eric

4:46

from Denver sent that in, had an alt Today,

4:49

okay. Creator of man

4:51

who fears salad, which I think is supposed to be upon

4:53

on metal gear solid, a little strange.

4:55

Big fan. Thanks. Roseboomman at gmail dot

4:57

com. You know what's legal up there, dude?

4:59

That fucking devil's lettuce,

5:01

but but Yeah, dude. Yes.

5:03

You could have a jazz cigarette, buddy.

5:06

In Denver. I don't know if I don't know if people know

5:08

that other people don't notice about Denver,

5:10

man. The mile high city.

5:12

You can get my high buddy.

5:15

Our guests

5:18

who are normally very silly don't

5:21

like this.

5:23

I it's possible it's because it sucks.

5:26

Like, they they don't like it because it's bad.

5:28

Yeah. I remember Bob

5:30

tried to write a sketch pot tours.

5:33

And it was, like, when

5:36

Reid became legalized at -- Uh-huh. --

5:38

and, like, he he was trying to

5:40

He's actually calling Bob Odenkirk Bob

5:42

very Hollywood if you Bob, babe.

5:45

Bob tried to write this thing called Bob Tours, and

5:48

we're like, let's see it. Bob, let's see what you got. And

5:50

he was right now in it

5:52

was, like, this weird thing about, like, pot tours

5:54

and it never went into the birthday wish

5:56

show. And then I remember he did with Bob

5:58

and David and Hanford and I

6:01

like, went and rehearsed a day on

6:03

on it. And he's like, alright.

6:05

Let's let's let's talk over

6:07

pot tours and then the

6:09

rest of the cast, the

6:11

rest of the the

6:13

rest of the cast, like 2 and everyone,

6:15

it was like, not

6:17

pot like, they were all mad

6:20

that thoughttors came

6:22

out again. Should I not tell the story about It's

6:24

fine. The guy who helped us get a

6:26

show. But everyone was like,

6:28

oh, not fucking pot tour. So it

6:30

was a funny thing to see it travel over.

6:33

And be a thing that people do.

6:35

Sometimes you're you're ready to sketch you can't let

6:37

it go. You just wanna see it through the whole life.

6:38

No. He's great for that reason. I

6:40

love Bob. And Health and Bob. Yeah.

6:42

Friends like that. Yeah.

6:45

We we are friends. Anyways

6:46

You guys are

6:47

friends, and we got some good friends here, Mitch. Just

6:49

wanna introduce in just one second. Do

6:50

we give, like, an edit point at some point for that

6:52

end of that story? Anyways,

6:55

wags. Let's

6:57

should we get, like, hey, what Emma, what what would

6:59

help get give, like, a clean added point then?

7:06

Living it in would be the easiest. Okay.

7:08

Living it would be easiest. Alright. So, like, with that top that's

7:10

maybe option b. With option option a,

7:12

you wanna have an edit point that. Just

7:16

go up

7:17

for, like, thirty seconds instead. Okay.

7:20

That's good.

7:27

Welcome to the show. No. Do we this

7:29

2 be We've already

7:32

welcomed people on the show. Bob's

7:34

a fucking idiot. That's

7:39

not funny.

7:42

Everyone thinks Bob is the funniest guy on

7:44

Earth. Anyways Well, a fucking legend.

7:46

He's a legend. Living legend. Anyway,

7:48

welcome to the show. Mitch

7:51

Slides have Downey. Oh, Distribution.

7:53

And we gotta get a little drop in

7:56

here. I think Samus could

7:58

work as a name. Kinda walk in the line.

8:00

It's like a Samus Mitchell.

8:02

Well, that almost sounds like, oh, I got a traditional

8:04

Irish name. Sam miss Mitchell. Samus.

8:07

Samus get downstairs. There's

8:09

a freaking Metroid on the fucking

8:11

loose. A super one at that.

8:14

Oh, the bad season in the sheer inner mountain

8:16

about. And tell you don't

8:18

find the bad keys.

8:19

You got the bad keys of your

8:21

and boot upgrade. Oh, Colin

8:23

Farrell's down here. Sucking his donkey

8:25

off. Get down here. Where

8:31

did that him suck in his donkey off? Oh, I guess

8:33

that he loves the donkey in the

8:35

movie.

8:35

Yeah. That

8:36

was a fan kinda fan fiction y'all in a way. Yeah.

8:39

I think we were just riffing on banshees of

8:41

industry. Yeah. And Samus Eron

8:43

from Metroid.

8:43

Mhmm. You pitched

8:46

as

8:46

a baby name. Wait. Is is is it I

8:48

thought it was Samus Aaron. I've heard it as Aaron.

8:50

I've heard it as Iran. I'm not sure. Did

8:52

did they did they speak in a Metroid

8:53

Red? I haven't played Metroid Red. Iran

8:55

is a country. Iran

8:57

is a country. That's true. Does

8:59

not preclude her her her name being pronounced. I

9:01

just I've never heard it. I I wish I

9:03

was Aaron. I've heard his Aaron. I've heard his Iran. I don't

9:05

know what what it what's correct.

9:08

Dude,

9:09

talk about the ultimate boner when that suit

9:11

comes down. You see it's -- Oh, baby. -- god.

9:14

Yeah. Oh, dude. Did you finish it under

9:16

the time limit and chief fucking

9:18

takes your suit off and it's a fucking

9:20

babe? Dude the ultimate boner.

9:22

Is that true?

9:23

You have to finish it in the short period of time? In the

9:25

in the original Metroid. Metroid one, which

9:27

I had for DNES. If you finish

9:29

it in this under the time limit, yeah, she takes

9:31

her suit off. Oh, dude. She's a

9:33

fucking babe. Hi.

9:38

Now I know why I caught my dad playing

9:40

Metroid. Dad,

9:43

dude. Oh, it's for a big You're fucking

9:45

sick too. You should agree with research for

9:47

a big case. Alright, dad.

9:51

Did we laugh, Hailey?

9:53

Like, you know, I was laughing

9:55

at any of the Denver stuff because I

9:57

just I don't know if we're supposed to be

9:59

polite. Off my book. Yeah. Hell, you guys

10:01

are cracking me up. Yeah,

10:03

guys. It's mine. Oh,

10:05

guys. I'll I'll lap and not

10:07

speak. I just I

10:09

wouldn't know I can laugh and it's a Yeah. We

10:11

wouldn't be able to laugh. Yeah.

10:12

Okay. Okay. Okay. This sucks. You

10:14

which were trapped. I've

10:17

never seen a woman in this many

10:19

bits. Eight eight.

10:20

Wow. That's a guy that the guy who

10:23

made the first Russian

10:24

doll. Hi,

10:28

Doble, Fam, and Happy twenty twenty

10:31

three. Here's a little drop straight from

10:33

BrinStar. Honoring

10:35

the late great Samus Mitchell.

10:37

Much love Kim

10:39

from Cleveland. PS, can

10:41

I update my status from Do fan's

10:43

wife, the Doughboys fan's

10:45

ex wife? Oh my god. Sorry,

10:47

Jeff, but I think you'd laugh

10:49

at this too. Holy shit. That's

10:51

cold. He had a conversation

10:53

with her husband down there, I

10:55

think. Oh,

10:56

I don't

10:56

know. It sounds like ex husband.

10:58

It does

10:59

it? Jeff sounds like the ex

11:01

husband. Unless unless she was making a joke that,

11:03

like, I'm gonna get a divorce.

11:04

Oh, okay. Yeah. That's what I thought she was saying. I thought

11:07

she might have been saying we actually got

11:09

divorced, but we're on good terms. That's the way

11:11

I

11:11

read it. Oh, well, I'm emailing her now.

11:16

Send me your divorce paperwork. I

11:19

must see that before I ask you out on that

11:21

day. Well, there must

11:23

approve. Dude,

11:27

we're very, very excited to have our guests back. We can price

11:29

the power pop band. Don't stop or we'll

11:31

die. Who have a new album? Signature,

11:33

please, available now today

11:35

as of this cord Michael Daniel Cassidy at Paul

11:37

Ruster here. What's up boys?

11:38

Hey, Nick. Mitch. What's up

11:41

dudes? Nick, Mitch, guys. Oh, so good to see

11:43

you. I'm excited to be on these

11:45

little cozy chairs and couches with you? We're

11:47

IRL. We're in person. IRL. And

11:49

also what Paul said is definitely true. We

11:51

I mean, you heard us laughing. We Yeah.

11:54

You're the funniest. Oh, God bless. Yeah. You guys are the

11:56

funniest. Yeah. It did suck, but we're we're happy to have

11:58

you guys. The mile high thing even was funny to

12:00

me. You guys got

12:02

me in a your hand. Yeah. It's

12:04

so good to be with you guys, IRL

12:07

for the first time since

12:09

COVID, and I was forced to hang up. Right? Would it have

12:11

been in Mitch's Yeah.

12:13

Old, but it's a long yeah. Way back out of

12:15

that

12:15

somerset domicile in the by the Weird

12:18

dining room table. That's right. The

12:20

old mirrored dining room table almost there.

12:22

I had, like, I had, like, eight inches of

12:25

space in the, like, under the the back

12:27

end of the

12:27

table. I was just, like, like, wedge didn't

12:28

They're not tables at crotch level

12:31

wags. Okay. Do you guys

12:33

have a release table? At crotch

12:35

level. You guys

12:37

have a release show tonight as of this

12:39

episode's release at the Lodge Room for anyone

12:41

in LA. We can see you guys and the

12:43

sloppy boys and and town

12:45

land. And town land. You so so check that

12:47

out if you're in LA. I heard a rumor.

12:49

Yeah. Is J. Leno opening?

12:51

Well, we cannot say

12:53

that on the air, Mitch. I

12:56

there was He was originally

12:58

going to. Then

13:00

they had to cancel because of his accident.

13:02

But as you know, he has been

13:04

hitting the circuit again recently. So, like

13:06

Mike said, we can't say

13:08

it for sure, but wink wink

13:11

Denim Denim. He

13:13

might be there. If you see a certain

13:15

fire truck out on the town, follow

13:17

it on over to the monitor.

13:19

That's when he

13:20

rides it now. Yeah. And his phone The

13:22

hose always

13:22

carefully placed towards his chin in case

13:25

something happens. Really

13:27

felt really felt the audience's chin's

13:30

a blade. Come

13:33

on, Jay. That's crazy. One hundred years

13:35

from now, people will be, like, Do you

13:37

know where the term setting their chins

13:39

up where you came from? As

13:42

Lino, I think. It was was well, actually,

13:44

it was Lino, but it was by way of

13:46

the Doughboys back. Yeah. This is Mike

13:49

Mitchell. Oh, oh, yeah. King Mike Yeah.

13:51

Yeah. Our our best friend leader.

13:53

Yeah. Our immortal king. Yeah. Whortle.

13:56

There he is now. On the

13:58

giant screen watching it. I

14:01

like So jokes.

14:03

Yeah. Or, yeah, he floats by

14:05

on a little hovering thing.

14:07

Yeah. That's cool. Good look. Yeah.

14:09

I look afford it. My family got chosen to

14:11

be eaten by the immortal king Mitchell.

14:15

Every year, only one

14:17

thousand families are chosen Three

14:21

per day.

14:24

So we're here in we're

14:26

January. Very, very, very excited news with you guys

14:28

do album. Hope people check that

14:29

out. I hope people check out the show, but also

14:31

New Year New Year's

14:33

resolution. And I'm curious to the two

14:35

2. We're all thinking it. Do the two of you

14:37

have any two years resolutions? Any food

14:40

related New Year's resolutions? Or do you typically do

14:42

that sort of

14:42

thing? Yeah. Do you guys have any

14:44

food related New Year's

14:46

relative? It's a common thing. People

14:49

do that. Sure.

14:50

No. They could be either saying, hey, pump

14:52

the brakes on them food or, hey, I

14:55

wanna explore new things. Yeah. Why why

14:57

don't I open get

14:59

a little more Yeah. Curious about

15:01

the food. Less broccoli and more cheese.

15:03

That's possible. And I'll also expand it

15:05

if you have any of you've made in the past. That you've

15:07

had any success or or or lack

15:09

of success with? Mike, when you said broccoli,

15:11

that reminded me this morning when I

15:13

woke up, I was thinking,

15:16

or somebody that came across, like, AAAAAAAAAAAAA0,

15:20

lord, dog. We feed them, like, feed

15:22

her old sardines.

15:24

Wow. With that. So I don't, like, pull up my

15:26

hand in a bucket to touch it. Yeah. I mean,

15:28

they come deliver from somewhere, like, but

15:30

it's not like we just collect

15:32

them. But is it

15:34

possible your dog is a seal? Yeah.

15:38

A seal of approval. I

15:42

think it works. Yeah. That works. That's

15:44

good. But

15:47

I I was like,

15:49

oh, thinking with start, sardines

15:54

and brussel

15:57

sprouts have really gotten

15:59

slept on in the last twenty years

16:01

as the icky food. Yeah.

16:04

Don't put sardines or

16:09

I remember that being couched in

16:11

Ninja Turtles. For me, that's where

16:13

I learned Sardines were like, oh, that's weird

16:15

if you like that. Mhmm. So I did

16:17

it. You don't

16:18

want little fishies on those pizzas. Don't want little

16:20

fishies on the pizza. And the turtles

16:21

hate Sardines is what that what it was or did

16:23

you Jovis. I think they Oh, it's it's it's it's

16:25

the same sort of it. Same sort of, like, like, a

16:27

little gross fish thing that's, like, really soft.

16:29

I am thinking eventually. Yeah.

16:32

I I they were similar. Yeah. Yeah.

16:34

Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, Sardines are a wet

16:36

thing that you eat, people eat out of a can.

16:38

Oh, that's pretty that's pretty nasty.

16:40

Hey, that's my resolution then. I'm gonna try to bring

16:42

back Sardines and

16:44

Brussels Sprouts as not food I'll

16:46

eat. Yeah. Just as, like, grows

16:50

foods. Yeah. There's been a little bit of a

16:52

brussel sprout research and I feel like like it's like

16:54

people have been trying to like,

16:56

reclaim it

16:56

as, like, hey, we're gonna do, like, a roasted

16:58

brussels sprout with, like, a In

17:00

some states, it's, like, used as currency.

17:02

Right. Some US states -- Yeah. -- in

17:05

the state of Brussels. -- in the state of

17:07

Brussels. Broccoli too, I feel like broccoli is

17:09

an interesting one because

17:11

everyone ever but, like, kids don't like

17:13

broccoli, I guess. Then Dana

17:15

Calvary said chopping broccoli. He did

17:17

that. So

17:18

Also, Jake broccoli bought him out, made

17:20

him do that snl. Yes.

17:22

That was the thing. What was funny is, like, it was ironic about

17:24

that bit is that he most famously did

17:26

an impression of George h w Bush

17:28

who hated broccoli. Like, he

17:30

the White House back. Oh, yeah. Wonder if Dana

17:33

Harvey ever performed in in front of

17:35

George h w Bush and said to choppy

17:37

broccoli. Like,

17:39

of, like, not

17:39

eating broccoli. Yeah. Like chopping broccoli

17:41

from the menu. Well, yeah. Because there's, like, in the

17:44

presence here. Yeah. If you like,

17:46

he's okay with doing the Boysheen breakfast.

17:48

I think it's kinda fun. They did it do

17:50

it. Yeah. But if you do, like, the

17:52

the the bit without and John,

17:54

just don't do chopping broccoli because he's

17:56

gonna be,

17:56

like, really insane. Well, a lot of people

17:59

think that George h w Bush just puked

18:01

on that Japanese catheter

18:03

because

18:04

Embarrassing. Yeah. Oh, I still think about

18:07

it every more 2. He was wearing a

18:09

band Cold sweat, shaved of

18:11

what

18:11

haircut. And was it an

18:13

emperor that he threw up on? No. It was this I

18:16

I think it was I think Was that in with

18:18

Japanese to do clothes?

18:20

Yay. Does ambassador member a part

18:22

of women? I think he was meeting with the prime minister

18:25

in some Some parts

18:27

said something about people of it from his

18:29

center. He threw up because Dana

18:31

Harvey was next to him

18:32

singing. Yeah. But back

18:35

on. Yeah.

18:35

If you go back and look at the footage. That's

18:38

true. I'm sure actually we could put it in the show

18:41

notes. You know, Dana was trying

18:43

crack that sketch forever. Yeah.

18:45

He had an idea. He was, like, the broccoli thing.

18:47

And I remember I was there and, like,

18:49

spade and farthest. Oh, man. The broccoli

18:51

Glee sketch. You're gonna

18:54

be able to do the episode.

18:59

Hold on. I did

19:01

not have New Year's resolutions that were

19:03

food based. I wanna answer your question. Wow. One

19:05

of them was gonna be to stop drinking

19:07

Red Bulls, but I just continued immediately.

19:10

So I gave up on

19:11

it. Eisen with this this which chain too.

19:13

Oh, that's true. Yeah. Mhmm.

19:16

That's true. Why exactly that stuff that you're

19:18

saying not gonna do it

19:20

to this point in

19:21

time? I didn't really do New Year's

19:23

resolutions this year. I've had

19:25

some issues with it being like

19:28

because it feels so all or nothing nothing,

19:30

and it feels like you failed it. If you don't you

19:32

know what I mean? It's like, I I just I have trouble with those

19:34

being so I I they

19:36

get too rigid in my mind and they actually sometimes

19:38

find like they're counterproductive for me

19:40

But I know they work for some people. You didn't I hear

19:42

you. Before you did, I thought, mhmm. It sounds

19:45

like it's just too 2. Too rigid. You

19:47

didn't know not November you

19:49

told I didn't know not November. Yeah. Mhmm. Mhmm.

19:51

And so did that did that it was

19:53

an accidental know not

19:54

November. Correct? Yeah. For a little bit. Yeah. And

19:56

then you did Doughboys

19:58

December. I did donut December, whereas trying to

20:00

have donuts and also not as much as possible. No.

20:03

No. Eating donuts. While

20:05

eating donuts. Do not and donut.

20:07

Do something both. Yeah. It was it was a

20:09

combo. Yeah. You I

20:11

do something that was up. I walked

20:13

into on can donate to the host that

20:15

was gonna

20:16

go. I was

20:19

like, was this wiper and they were like,

20:21

just here. It

20:24

was Ben Affleck. I

20:31

remember I wanted I wanted to definitely know his cover and

20:33

comment. Baffat, it was, like, it wasn't me. He did pull

20:35

the shaggy, sort of. After all,

20:37

it's like,

20:37

in a shaggy. After like, did a Shaggy. That's like I'm

20:41

like, I'm like, shaggy

20:43

too. They should do a a

20:45

shaggy reunion with the

20:47

Shaggy, the singer, and then Shaggy from

20:50

Scooby Doo -- Absolutely. -- where they merged the

20:52

And the actor who played Shaggy

20:54

And the live action Excuse me, dude.

20:56

Like, the animated -- Yes. -- Matthew Miller.

20:59

But also, we're gonna have a lot more, like,

21:01

a weird hybrid of animation. It's

21:03

like, flesh. The thing comes out and it's

21:05

the part Yeah. We'll do that.

21:07

We'll do that. They also had the

21:09

shaggy dog, which is, like, kinda there, but that's

21:11

a Tim Allen movie where it turns into a dog.

21:13

Yeah. So they had, like, Shaggy

21:15

dog. We think you can get away with that deal.

21:17

A friend of all of

21:19

ours. Who who we want to I think the first

21:21

time I ever went to New York, we

21:23

Well, I know certainly the first time I went to

21:25

New York, Neil and I were going

21:28

to the ECB to do a show. And

21:30

when we were flying out.

21:33

Neil saw the Shaghi

21:36

dog, it sounds like

21:39

a JetBlue. And he came off when we, like, landed

21:41

in New York because we were a city in different

21:43

cities. He was so excited to

21:45

tell we about Chegg.

21:47

Specifically, your partner is the cat dog.

21:49

Where would you find

21:51

out that Tibail is with

21:54

Cheggie dog? It go like, goes

21:56

into his bloodstream and

21:58

then on blood cells,

22:00

like, little shaggy dogs

22:02

start, like, writing through. Is

22:04

that true?

22:05

Like, I understood why. I would immediately I

22:07

would have head up in the airplane and

22:10

screamed.

22:12

I heard that when Tim Allen to this day gets an erection,

22:14

it's like a pink lipstick

22:16

dog erection.

22:19

He heard that You

22:22

heard did you hear also that when

22:24

that happens, you can zoom in to

22:26

the dog direction. A little the

22:29

spirms all have a little

22:31

little pink lipsticks on them.

22:33

Yeah. I can you

22:35

confirm?

22:35

I've that that was a part of what I heard. Oh,

22:38

I did. I've to 2 your

22:40

point about two years resolutions,

22:44

I've only ever owned

22:47

female dogs because I don't I

22:49

was joking about this relating to the

22:51

the resolution. I don't wanna deal with

22:53

any of the pink things I

22:55

mean, they would fight that into their

22:57

life. There was a there was a dog

22:59

Riley on our street who would hump people like

23:01

he'd hump everybody. Yeah. And it would he

23:04

it was it was I

23:06

liked him. He was a good dog. We had a neighbor dog who would

23:09

hump everybody and

23:11

things. And The

23:13

family had owned the dog. It was

23:15

a boy and a girl. And

23:18

the dog, like, would go and hump a

23:20

pillow in the basement, and then what he would

23:22

walk away, would it leave a little -- Yeah. A little more.

23:24

-- but but the

23:27

kid, well, the dog would go

23:29

over and crack us up by going over and

23:31

smelling it going It's a

23:34

good One of the

23:36

best all time best. Yeah. He

23:39

doesn't like the

23:39

smell. Reilly would yeah.

23:42

Reilly would leave the little wet spots

23:45

everywhere. Then, like, there was a few times where I got

23:47

yelled at. Missus Tufaul looked out in the yard. I

23:49

was humping

23:49

Riley. The

23:53

Tufaul 2 out in the yard. Right? Yeah.

23:55

That made you more part of the family.

23:57

Yeah. He's

24:01

dead. He's gone now. Oh,

24:04

well. Yeah. Humping Jimmy Hendrix

24:06

up with them and leaving

24:08

wet spots on all

24:10

of our

24:11

heroes.

24:11

Here we go. It's sniffing the pillow and gone.

24:14

Here we go. God all the angels and

24:16

cracking up. Think my dad is.

24:18

Yeah. Do you guys think God's

24:19

funny? God's

24:20

gotta be That's gotta be, like, the fun.

24:23

Yeah. Go out on sunset Boulevard right now

24:25

and look around. Yeah. You'll see what it

24:27

says to you, Marie. Eliquis

24:30

in the White House. God's pretty

24:32

fun. I'm

24:38

curious about because I I know you both

24:40

are IowaANS, and I

24:42

don't I know Jack in the box has,

24:44

like, a limited national

24:47

presence, like, it's, like, kind of, like, mostly on

24:49

the West Coast, but it's got, like, dots here and there, like,

24:51

it's, like, it's weirdly, like, in North and South Carolina,

24:53

I believe. Was there Jack in the Box in

24:55

Iowa? didn't experience it till I moved here.

24:57

Wow. Okay. I didn't even see them there.

24:59

Did you pause? No. I wanted to actually

25:01

speak to this, but yeah, go ahead. Yeah. No.

25:03

That's just that I would probably have seen it for

25:05

the first time in LA, like

25:08

not even in New York, I don't think. Were you

25:10

aware of it? Or you just

25:12

saw it and you're like, oh, what's this? Not really

25:14

because, like, local, like,

25:16

advertising wouldn't include it either. Right.

25:18

Right. Right. So 2 ways I was aware of it. And

25:20

there was the way I was, like, reflected,

25:22

like, I yeah. I didn't see it until two thousand

25:24

four when I was out here.

25:26

Mhmm. And then beta

25:28

the first check-in box check-in the box.

25:30

But, like, the pulp

25:34

fiction Samuel

25:37

Jackson. When he's asked them what they're

25:39

eating, he's like, is it McDonald's

25:41

Burger King Jack in the box? Where they said I

25:43

was like, okay. Right. That must

25:45

be

25:45

a coastal chain of

25:48

burgers. And Jack from Jack

25:50

in the Box like the mascot is in pulp

25:52

fiction

25:52

too. Yeah. He's the gift. It's funny

25:55

because you, like, literally, like, the fish face

25:57

covered. Yeah. And it's, like, it's, like, oh, wow. Kathy

25:59

Griffin's in pulp fiction. It's

26:01

like some of them are. Go on Mars and then, like and

26:03

then JackBox is in pulp fiction too.

26:06

2. is like it's

26:07

like, oh, it's an interesting, you know, kinda

26:10

timestamp in terms of, like, character accuracy.

26:12

Yeah. And

26:12

what was going on in LA comedy? One

26:14

hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because Jack, I know

26:16

he was doing a lot of

26:18

just open Mike's working out his

26:21

It's so sucks. He only did one

26:23

hour. Like, he didn't you know, I guess

26:25

he felt like an hour, though. But It's

26:27

a good it's a perfect

26:28

hour. I I could understand why you why

26:31

Jack because Jack in the box never wanted to do

26:33

another hour special after that goes

26:35

It's well, I know that he did like, because he

26:37

came up, he, like, would write jokes for

26:39

people at the comedy store. So he'd be like,

26:41

hey, Caroline. Like, check this out. And

26:43

you're like, what

26:44

Well, I never heard that he wrote stuff for --

26:46

That's awesome. -- people. That actually makes a lot of sense

26:48

now. If you, like, if you see him in, like, the modern day

26:50

jack in the box commercially, you can see what that came from. Yeah.

26:52

He's for sure. Yeah. Yeah. He's he's like he's like, yeah.

26:55

I mean, he's one of the funniest dudes. And, hey, God

26:57

bless him for, like, wanting to

26:59

get paid. You know? Yeah. Because that's a guy like, hey, if you can get paid in

27:01

this industry, hey, I don't recall it to you

27:03

for I I wouldn't even call it selling out.

27:05

No. Yeah. I wouldn't call that kind of living

27:07

your fullest true as itself. Yeah.

27:09

And maybe, yeah, your biggest accomplishment and

27:11

-- Yeah. -- you got that's awesome that

27:13

he had that street cred early on, though, that he

27:15

was kind of, like, 2 jail. What is

27:17

that? You know, for a performer, he won't

27:19

ever age. Yeah. It's huge.

27:21

Yeah. It's you know, his mask is

27:23

huge. Yeah. Or his head sorry.

27:25

His head I just colored a mask his head, I

27:27

mean. Headgum. He was Yeah. What's

27:29

crazy is how they got his head into

27:31

the 2 It was like a

27:33

whole, like, technology. Are we just gonna be

27:35

talking 2 how we talk about

27:36

this? Just in terms of Well,

27:39

I know you said Matt. Yes. I know it's his head.

27:41

It's his head. I'm telling you say it

27:43

was tough squeezing it. It's just like we're getting into

27:45

territory. That's well, if you were

27:47

Jack's family, you

27:49

probably wouldn't enjoy. I was like,

27:51

he's got, like, we shouldn't say, like, he's got, like, a

27:53

weird, like, freak head. Like, he's got, like, a giant Dude, I

27:55

wouldn't say that yet, but it wouldn't sound like

27:57

that now. Yeah. Now we're gonna go,

27:59

like, hey. Michael Cassidy and Paul Ross

28:01

sitting with an a Jack Hater

28:03

on a traditional Jack. Right. Yeah.

28:05

Talking about how this guy is like a fucking

28:07

gumball machine. Dude, this fucking Let me

28:09

ask for you. We just said to 2

28:11

of, let's just pump the brakes for a second

28:13

on the Jack's or maybe we can I

28:15

wanna sing his praise as that's

28:16

Right? That's why I'm here. And why do

28:17

you know that he's married to? Judge. What

28:19

else? I'm just I'm You know, he's

28:20

married to Leah Rimini. And,

28:23

you know, what she's done with Scientology

28:25

and stuff. I can't bring you down. She's gonna have your

28:27

fucking ass dude. I don't want I don't

28:29

want any of that. She's gonna come up to you at

28:31

at a a friend's wedding and say,

28:34

where's Natalie?

28:36

Well yeah. Okay. Yeah. Where where's

28:38

that? Skaven's wife

28:40

and where's Nick Wygers' wife? She's

28:42

got he's

28:44

look. If and when it by to take

28:46

a to say, 2, hey, words, Natalie, I'll produce

28:48

Natalie. Alright? Produce all

28:51

the Natalie is. Raged

28:53

I gave Waggs a ride yesterday, and he was like,

28:55

hey, state. You're like, he was like, girl down the corner for a

28:57

second. And then on the porch, she

28:59

brought Natalie out on the

29:00

porch, and he was like, And she waved to me.

29:02

Yeah. 2 was like, wait. I had a big smiles. Everyone's

29:04

happy. Yeah. And she gave a wave down

29:06

to you. Yeah. Hold on. Yeah. Reproduce

29:08

today. Produce my wife.

29:10

He wouldn't bring her out. Would I pick

29:12

them up this morning? Mhmm.

29:14

Oh, that's right.

29:15

Thanks for doing that. That you

29:17

give Nick a ride to head gum every Friday? He does. He doesn't Paul

29:20

isn't always guesting on the show, but he's always, like,

29:22

goes out of his way to come pick me up and drop me

29:24

off at head gum more records.

29:26

I don't know. Fridays, I call them. I just

29:28

try to, like, get it forward. That's so nice. Well,

29:30

he drops off cookies at my house.

29:33

Yep. He drives up to my place with freshly

29:35

baked cookies, and I know that he's doing the waggart thing first.

29:37

So I don't know. Are you going home and cooking those?

29:39

And then I think you're pretty much

29:41

too much better. Yeah. I do. You don't

29:44

even have like, the the point is I, you know, I

29:46

don't do it for you to talk about it, but You

29:48

don't do Jack's shit for me.

29:50

You haven't been getting the

29:55

eggs? The

29:55

eggs, Mitch. Yeah. You didn't

29:58

realize that it was doorstep. Yeah. You didn't that

29:59

it was my doorstep. I see

30:02

I see Paul at night, up in all hours

30:03

of the night, fine putting the fine

30:06

final touches on

30:06

these. Paint. Every day,

30:09

that's it. Every day, I open up

30:11

my door every Friday

30:13

over on my door

30:16

and there's a fresh set of eggs that when

30:18

I open the door, they hatch. And

30:20

I now realize that's you. That's what the

30:22

friendly Friday was about your

30:23

porting. Fuck did you what did you think

30:25

they're just magically appearing? You think there's just

30:28

service that just, like, gives, like, like, were your neighbors

30:30

getting eggs that were hatching immediately?

30:34

Dude, you don't oh, here it comes to

30:36

Culligan's man, and then right

30:38

followed by the the

30:41

chick -- Yeah. --

30:43

arthur. And then twelve eggs that

30:45

hatch right on queue like Jurassic Park style for me

30:47

every morning. Man, Paul plans this

30:49

stuff with such an energy and

30:51

gusto that you're taking it for granted

30:54

and that's That's getting on my

30:55

skin. Okay. Getting under my skin, man. I'm

30:56

sorry. Consulting them and consulting all of us on

30:59

it. I was

30:59

mad that I I that I was

31:01

wanted to eat the eggs. I was mad that you

31:03

know, they were hatching. Do you Well,

31:06

I also thought I live next door. I I

31:08

should tell you this. I live next

31:10

door to the fablemans. Missus

31:15

Fableman is kind of crazy. She's a

31:17

little cookie and she's got that pet monkey. And she's a

31:19

pet monkey, so I thought that baby was

31:21

missus Fableman. Because she

31:24

has an

31:24

animal. Yeah. Well,

31:27

you gotta start appreciating that and maybe

31:30

doing the repo and return. I'm not gonna say what, but No.

31:32

No. No. No. No. Friendly Friday has learned about

31:34

that. Yeah. Well, that's The second

31:36

thing about checking the talk. Yeah.

31:38

Look at me.

31:41

Try to just you know, let me back

31:43

up. Only

31:45

because I'll delight be able to tell this part. It

31:47

was like a couple years before pulp

31:49

fiction came out. My fifth grade

31:52

teacher was saying, I had

31:54

been hearing stuff in the news

31:56

about gross things that were happening in the

31:58

Jack in the Box in the Morning on the Today

32:00

show. And then at night in

32:02

the news, This flower

32:04

flower error? No. This was a

32:06

gumble. A gumble

32:08

era. I

32:10

said gumbo, not gumbo. How

32:13

do you say gumbo?

32:18

Why gumbo? Ryan

32:21

Gumbo. That's

32:23

good. So

32:27

there and it was going for, like,

32:29

days. And I remember hearing things,

32:31

and I still might have mis remembered it,

32:33

but our teacher telling us

32:36

that, like, Fecal matter was found in

32:38

the food. And so when I

32:40

first moved to 2 this would have

32:42

been twelve years after when I moved

32:44

to LA, I had a gut

32:46

response of being like, I don't wanna try

32:48

it, and it was only until I

32:50

was working night shift jobs. Yeah. And it

32:52

was one of the only twenty four hour

32:54

options. Yes. And they went there

32:56

and liked it. Too too too excited about it. It's it

32:58

was it is one of those chains that was, you know,

33:00

that was open late

33:02

like, open all night, like, before that was, like,

33:04

an expectation. But, yes, the the the fecal component

33:06

going to Goldman. I was I'm

33:08

laughing at the idea of

33:10

a man eating a

33:13

dumbball and going. That's a

33:15

dumbball. Yeah. It's a weird guy.

33:18

Yeah. You strange thing to do.

33:20

Oh, shit. Mom, mama Mia.

33:22

Oh. I never had

33:24

such a gumbo. Oh, I like making

33:26

a dakier day makeup back in six months.

33:28

Oh, like, on each other. Oddest,

33:31

but also I don't like make a

33:33

joke. So No.

33:34

I liked it. So, like, the

33:37

Cheeto forever. The What I

33:39

told you, I was eating Cheeto was a

33:41

subpar version of the of

33:43

an orange dot. Back to Shaggy real quick 2 you

33:45

said Cheeto. Have you seen the Cheetos commercial with

33:48

Cheggi? Oh, no. It's

33:50

like it's it's Ashton

33:53

Kutcher and and Mila

33:55

Kunis. Right? It's like the Tuesday.

33:57

What did you say? Ashton Kutcher?

34:00

Yeah. Mhmm. What do you think I said? I like I said Gaston

34:02

Couture. Hellraiser version of Hellraiser.

34:04

Hellraiser wants.

34:06

They should let him do Hellraiser

34:08

wants. They should. Yeah. Why not? Crave in the past. Like like like Chris Rock

34:10

taken over one, like, part

34:12

of the the soft franchise. Mhmm. He's just like,

34:14

yeah. Let him do his own thing. Couture take

34:17

listen to this. Goodger takes over Hellraiser -- Yep. -- each

34:19

member of the Gash, different member of

34:22

that seventy show. Yeah. That's

34:24

perfect. So that's

34:26

it's It's airtight. Wilmar Valdurama is

34:29

chatter. Uh-huh. Danny

34:31

Masterson is butterball. Danny Masterson

34:33

is definitely butterball. Definitely include

34:36

him.

34:36

Well, be it

34:39

a certain stack

34:42

of the bar of pepper

34:45

Lauren Peppers. Lauren Peppers

34:47

is the lady sent

34:50

out. Oh, lady. Yes. The lady sent out a

34:52

yes. That's her that's a

34:54

character's name. I I was just gonna say the the the thing

34:56

I wanna bring about that commercial, that Cheetah's commercial.

34:58

Shaggy's in the commercial. And the whole thing is, like, they're

35:00

saying it wasn't me, like, is the

35:02

Shaggy thing. And at the end, like,

35:04

Shaggy has, like, the button, like, appears himself, like, it

35:06

wasn't me. He's, like, the best actor in the whole

35:07

commercial. He's, fuck it. It's a fucking better than

35:09

Chester Cheeto. He's really good. Chester

35:12

Cheeto. Cheggie should be an actor.

35:14

Chester Cheeto. Yeah. His name is Chester Cheeto, not

35:16

Chester Cheeto. Okay. But I was like Cheggie's

35:18

good. He's a

35:19

good actor. That's awesome. And is it, like, who's stealing the

35:22

Cheetos? It wasn't me? Yeah. It was, like, it wasn't me,

35:24

but it was, like, oh, it's Shaggy. Yeah. That was it.

35:26

Great. But

35:28

he's great. I heard Chester to

35:30

your question about Chester better than him.

35:32

Mhmm. I think he's a little

35:34

over the it's like a little Roger

35:36

Moore playing bond in the mid eighties right

35:38

now. I think two months. Wow. He should just get a new Chester Cheetah. Oh,

35:40

I thought you meant, like, his the tone of his

35:41

performance was just a, like, a little much Cheetah.

35:44

Cheetah. So

35:45

2, like, in his age is trained

35:48

to overcompensate with the

35:48

coolness. Why are you gonna remember in

35:51

Chester Cheeto Cheetah.

35:53

Cheetah. I like Chester Cheetah better than

35:56

the pack. He

35:56

gotta start outside the comedy story selling jokes with Jack

35:59

to -- Yeah. -- famous comedian. And

36:01

he

36:01

had a falling out with George

36:03

Carlin, but he's still here. He's

36:06

coming up there. You're John still here. Well,

36:09

you can see that in those cistracciotto

36:12

commercials too. Like, you could see that he came

36:14

up, like, you

36:16

know, earning earning edge. And it was genuine and

36:18

authentic, and that's, like, why we liked it as kids.

36:20

We could spot a phone. You know, we never actually

36:22

came from the comedy store. Then

36:25

you reach a certain point and just like, okay,

36:27

now what what once was edgy and dangerous

36:29

now just feels dated. Yeah. It feels like and that's

36:31

just the nature of comedy. It's the

36:34

nature of of all the

36:36

combined Chester I imagine he's in, which

36:38

is like, okay. Do then do I

36:40

stick to it? And then it seemed old and I hope it revives

36:42

itself and I stuck with it long

36:44

enough or does it become this thing

36:46

of you, him chasing it? Well,

36:49

that's a tricky one. Because, like, then, you're just putting

36:52

yourself into position where the

36:54

young new

36:54

thing, Shaggy shows up. You're just, like,

36:57

playing plan second fiddle Yeah. Can I

36:59

be honest with you? Hang it up.

37:01

Let someone else Mike Hanford

37:03

maybe become the new Tito's

37:05

guy. Yeah. Sure. Yeah.

37:07

Anfa would be great. I mean, like, you know, it's

37:09

it's I think it's the kind of thing

37:11

where he could just just set just

37:14

do a show. Like, he used to be, like, I'm just gonna have

37:16

a Vegas residence it's good. Or, you know, honestly, I'm gonna go

37:18

to Branson, Missouri. Yeah. I'm just gonna have, like,

37:21

genius. Yaacov Smyrnaub has his

37:24

own theater. And I'm

37:26

just gonna do my show. And he's gonna have Tony the Tiger open up. Yeah.

37:28

For for

37:34

the cinnamon toast crunch. Yeah. Guys. Yeah.

37:37

The chefs will be there. And But

37:39

I think polo

37:41

is his name? Yeah. Hello. Hello. This isn't

37:43

Dave. Oh, I'm glad

37:44

that Chris made it in here.

37:48

Hello. And, you know, the lucky charms dude does a magic Yeah.

37:50

He he does the biggest thing already. Mhmm. Yeah.

37:52

Yeah. That'd be a fucking bright. It'd be

37:55

2 great show. He doesn't look cereal. I mean, it'd be

37:57

a cool show just It'd be a cool show. I saw him

38:00

at the magic castle ones here in Hollywood.

38:02

Oh, he's a lucky charms

38:04

one. Yeah. It

38:06

was right off it was right after his affair that was really public

38:08

and -- Oh, that scandal. -- yeah. It was Well,

38:10

it's like, yeah. Is he gonna is he gonna resurface? He's gonna

38:12

be in public again? Yeah. How

38:14

Is it

38:15

Yes. Yes. Alright. Is he gonna it like, CK going back? I think

38:17

it was CK level

38:19

canceling. Yeah. What he he I still

38:21

go to To specify

38:23

the lucky slapricorn, you mean? Yeah. Yeah. What was he

38:26

so, like No. I see Louis, he can't have the magic

38:28

castle a lot now too.

38:31

Yeah. I heard that's only way he can perform in Los Angeles

38:34

who's doing magic tricks except the magic

38:36

shuffle. He's good, though. Yeah. He's

38:38

really good. He looks he busted his ass like he

38:40

always does. It works his ass.

38:42

He's going around different

38:44

magic gloves. Every

38:46

night. And the lucky charms guy I mean, that's

38:48

all different comics. Hey, where are you going to? I'm going to the

38:50

magic club at the street. Oh, I'm going down.

38:52

Oh, cool. Sure. Yeah. But let me

38:54

be honest, guys. Just stay with Bassie.

38:56

It seems to be

38:58

on one street. There's a lead Oh,

39:01

magic alley. Yeah. It's right

39:04

there. It's like the Boulevard

39:06

brand of cars.

39:07

Right. Dun Benoit,

39:12

like, was working in Dunkin' Donuts. Was working in Dunkin'

39:14

Donuts. Okay. Yeah. I didn't see him, but I wanted I

39:16

wish I had What have been cool? People said he was funny. He's

39:18

cracking jokes. Yeah. I'd be a see, it'd be a natural fit

39:20

for him. I like that he's leading him by that, like, I

39:23

like Aflac. Aflac. I like people are mean to them. Mhmm. Yeah. Aflac. Good actor.

39:25

And it's like a

39:28

Boston guy,

39:30

Yeah. As a it's funny because when I saw when

39:33

I first saw Goodwill Hunting,

39:35

my attitude was, like, who

39:37

these guys think trying to think they're bossing guys even

39:39

though I was, like, a thirteen

39:41

year old, like, dork. But I

39:43

was, like, who are like, I think it kind of

39:45

annoyed me at first. And then, like, as I got

39:47

older and watched that movie, I was like,

39:49

oh, it's like a really it's really it's

39:52

good. It's a good movie. When did it come

39:54

out? You

39:54

will, you'll know this. Nineteen ninety

39:56

seven. Mhmm. That

39:58

sounds right. Why not? No. That

40:00

sounds like the same nineties. Oh, I

40:02

wanna say ninety six, ninety seven. Definitely. Ninety

40:05

seven,

40:05

I think. Yeah. But now when I rewatch,

40:07

III love it. And I love I think

40:09

people are too mean to

40:12

to bend. Think people are too mean to

40:13

Ben, there's I think we're having a renaissance. I think Ben is back. People love Ben.

40:16

An Agen renaissance to go

40:18

along with it. Agenus

40:20

j lo. She went through the drive

40:22

through. She ordered something, which is very cool. Oh,

40:24

that's perfect. She ordered something in

40:26

the drive through. Still any from the

40:28

blog? Really

40:30

cute.

40:30

And also wags. Mhmm. And

40:32

what's the movie where

40:32

you could see the reflection of his hogs in the You

40:34

see it in the In the silly In

40:37

the film? One hour. That

40:41

was me

40:44

not impersonating. Well,

40:48

he was about to he was about to say the time state. No. It's a good girl.

40:50

But, yeah, they they only showed in profile, which is a

40:52

which is a little bit warmer, but it's still like,

40:55

hey. Fucking it is

40:55

good. That's perfect. Okay.

40:59

Well, look, this

41:02

would all be great stuff if I'm

41:04

just

41:04

saying that my chin abled.

41:06

That's it all. Hey, you know what I can't

41:08

tell you what I can't.

41:12

And that's

41:13

fucking them in a reflection of the dress. And let's

41:15

just say it. Oh, man of

41:18

gingerbread. Come on,

41:19

Jay. It's crazy. I'm gonna get my fur trick

41:21

out tonight and go over to the classroom.

41:23

That's wrong. TTTTT.

41:26

Yeah. 2. Mhmm. That's what he

41:28

says, what he's a dumb woman about.

41:30

And instead of a renaissance, how about a

41:32

venom song. J crazy.

41:35

I can't help it. My

41:37

chin the blades. Alright.

41:39

We're gonna get some fire extinguishers occasionally. That's not even

41:42

the catch phrase anymore. We've

41:44

told this story on here we've told it on

41:46

here before. At

41:48

Handymart, you know the story,

41:50

where Jay saw Tim

41:52

oh, we we told

41:53

it. Go back a story. Yeah. Go back

41:55

a story. Yeah. Do it.

41:57

And he saw and he saw Tim eatin like a loaf

41:59

of bread. He said

42:02

Yeah. Even a loaf of bread. Life of the

42:04

bitch. I

42:10

genuinely think I like them because of that

42:12

forever. That's very funny thing. I like that.

42:14

Very funny. I don't know. Alright. Look,

42:17

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Do 2 Doughboys Don't Stop or Will

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Die talking about Jack in the Box which

44:48

founded in nineteen fifty one exists in twenty one states, not Iowa, apparently,

44:50

known for their off kilter ad campaigns

44:52

featuring jack box we discussed at

44:56

length, and you talked about the fecal contamination.

44:58

There was an e coli outbreak in nineteen

45:00

ninety three caused by fecal contamination

45:02

that killed four children. And

45:05

almost killed the company as a really

45:08

fucking horrific yet food

45:10

poisoning scare. I didn't I

45:12

don't I don't think I knew about that. Yeah.

45:15

They that so their whole marketing, they

45:17

they repainted all of their stores, and they

45:19

redid everything to 2, like, like, white to, like because

45:22

they were, like, okay, white evokes cleanliness. So that was

45:24

a big part of the rebranding. And all the

45:26

Jackbox campaigns with the guy with the

45:28

big head and,

45:30

you know, like like like, all of those came in the aftermath.

45:32

And it was kind of, like, originally, like, kind of,

45:34

like, we're making changes. We're we've got we're

45:37

gonna get our act together. Wow. It was, like, was present Yeah.

45:39

That was kind of, have that effect

45:41

of being, like, a sterile thing or

45:43

something. Yes. It feels very clinical by

45:45

design. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's, like, fun to go and

45:47

eat, like, at a hospital. Right. Yeah. Best

45:50

food. Yeah. I grew up

45:52

with Jack in the box, and I have a lot of fondness for

45:54

Jack in

45:56

the box. It was a it it was a big part of, like, my like, it was

45:58

a big, like, reward thing for me. Like, it

46:00

was a big like, I remember going to orchestra

46:02

practice 2 they've

46:04

had two tacos for sure. Like,

46:05

you when you say you grew up with it, like, you were, like, you

46:07

were with Jack selling jokes at the comedy

46:09

store, sort of

46:10

2, or or you mean the rest

46:12

a restaurant.

46:13

No. I didn't come up with Oh, okay. Wow. With restaurants on me. I just I'm not

46:15

I'm not that old. Alright. So when you're doing open

46:17

mics, you guys

46:19

would cross pass. When you were doing them Yeah. I'd I'd run into him, but

46:22

he'd be 2 it'd be like, I'd be

46:24

there. I'd put my name down and I'd wait for

46:26

a slot. And Jack would just

46:28

show up and he'd just, like, walk on

46:30

stage. And no ever is cool with it. That is

46:32

awesome though that just, like, just to have somebody

46:34

like that do a drop in, like, Jack's

46:36

here. Jack's I remember that. I remember, like, I was, like, twenty one. And I

46:38

was, like, you know, I had my act on my my

46:40

hand was shaking. Like, I had my my

46:42

act, like, my,

46:44

you know, all the beats written down on notepad paper -- Yeah. -- and

46:46

fucking Jack in the bot. Jack box walks

46:48

in there, and he goes up there. Oh. And he

46:50

just goes up there. And

46:52

I'm like,

46:53

He's got this is before, like, smartphones. So he's got,

46:56

like, an old Dell laptop that he brings

46:58

up on stage with him. What? And he just, like, doesn't

47:00

even give a fuck. He just sets

47:02

it there And he just got, like, his his act on there. And he's just

47:04

working it out on his feet. Yeah. Because

47:06

he's rushing. He's just crushing. He's doing because this

47:08

is right where when Jurassic Park, the lost world

47:10

came out. And so he's

47:12

doing, like, all this lost world stuff.

47:14

Oh. And people are fucking

47:16

they're fucking losing. Yeah.

47:19

Because I've ever been read a lot

47:21

of movies. Yeah. I remember his

47:23

little terror on lost world and, like, yeah, you

47:25

carry around a computer because he's probably traveling. He's

47:27

doing shows every night.

47:30

He's like, touring. It's an idea. He's just the wants to write it down, make sure it's

47:32

saved. Yeah. Did you

47:34

you never, like, got to, like, ask him for advice

47:36

or anything when you were, like,

47:38

I erased that. So I, like, I was one of those things that I probably shouldn't have said. Do

47:40

you think that was just, like, next to him at a urinal? This

47:43

was at, like, This

47:46

was this was at this

47:48

was what so, like, the groundlings

47:50

theater weirdly did, like, an

47:52

and mine Yeah. Yeah. We

47:56

don't do do do sketch an

47:57

impromptu, but they

47:58

have, like, one night where they do, like, stand up open

48:02

mic was there. Yeah. And so we're at the urinals and we're next to each

48:04

other. And so 2, like, urinals without

48:06

dividers. So it's

48:08

already kinda court. So

48:10

And on next show, I'm very nervous. I'm so

48:12

nervous. I can't, like, pee. Like, you know that feeling

48:14

of just, like, I like, oh my god. He's, like, right there.

48:16

Like, very funny. Oh, you told me this about yeah. But I

48:18

gotta say something. So I'm like, hey, man. Just

48:21

like, I'm a I'm a big fan. Like,

48:23

I just wanna know. And he just looks over

48:25

me, you know, he says, Nice comp.

48:27

That is collected like

48:30

Jack. Oh my god. And this

48:32

is maybe this is maybe not where the

48:34

story is, we

48:36

all know, like, what his nose is, like Yeah. That's right. For sure.

48:38

Did you get a glimpse at

48:40

any other Looks exactly like a surface Wow.

48:42

We know I knew it. I knew

48:45

it. Long red cone. I knew it. I knew

48:47

it. And how can you know it's red? I had to ask. Yeah. As

48:49

once his nose

48:49

is blue, so that makes sense that it is red. Well,

48:52

you know what? I was wearing green. Okay. Green

48:54

glasses. So

48:56

so his phase one was red.

48:58

Yes. So it was reverted. Oh, yeah.

49:02

You know. I can't hear you.

49:04

If you

49:04

put colors with a swimsuit. You

49:07

should imagine that. It is the state of

49:09

show was A3D It

49:10

was A3D. Well

49:13

And that's it. People think three d is so complicated, but even James

49:15

Cameron will just tell you, it just

49:17

reverses blue and red. That's all

49:19

that it does. It

49:22

just reverses those colors. That's if you watch

49:24

Avatar, honestly, again. Dude, the fractured one. Yeah.

49:26

You did a glass of their red.

49:30

It's a tsunami. Our red. Red. Nobody

49:33

listens to me about this. Yeah.

49:35

Take off your glasses.

49:38

They're red. I'm

49:40

sorry. I'm like, crying. I'm so upset. No. It's

49:42

okay.

49:42

I had the same thing. Why should I want I

49:44

want it's an it's

49:46

And if I won't even get into

49:48

it. Did he do his lost world, Nedriariff? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

49:50

As a whole thing of, like,

49:53

if Nedri was in the lost

49:56

world. And we want I would've gone down a

49:58

little different. Dude, I've I've looked for

50:00

this lost world chunk online, and I

50:02

have not found it on YouTube or anything. Like,

50:04

you never had to do the special? No.

50:06

It's, like, pre YouTube. So, like, it's, like, you

50:08

maybe would have found something on, like,

50:10

an old like, someone else. It's, like, a

50:12

special thing. Well, you gotta, like, email

50:14

you, like, a fucking linked to, you know, like in

50:15

a quick time file, but, you know, the

50:17

issue isn't that. They they upload it, but it

50:20

was it was filmed in three

50:22

d. So So it's a You

50:24

can watch it and you can't watch it. You can't watch it wrong. You know, we watch

50:26

it. That

50:30

is so gracious. I saw

50:32

the hairs look like embryos. Here's

50:36

Jack if I is loyal, like I said, you're eating at the

50:39

restaurant. I grew I was eating

50:41

there all the time. We're

50:45

still we're

50:47

still being called under by

50:50

the rapids. Like, when

50:52

you were at the comedy store, you were

50:55

you're,

50:55

like, you were selling tweets to, like,

50:58

like, to Twitter personality. Right? Wasn't that what

51:00

you Yeah. That was a big like, because it was, like,

51:02

early Twitter and so Was

51:04

it the Was it your part of

51:06

that? Richard. Richard, I definitely Richard was

51:08

in there. Yeah. I was on the ground floor. And then

51:10

the guy with Richard who's on

51:12

career enthusiasm is Buddy Richard

51:15

Lewis? Richard Lewis. Yeah. That you were writing

51:18

a hunk of his tweet. Yeah. A lot of his a lot of

51:20

his tweets, you know. But you

51:22

obviously, when Jack showed up

51:24

We talk about this when he showed up that night.

51:26

I remember when I saw him talking about

51:29

it. Yeah. You were solid. When

51:32

you were twenty one that you you're being my banker. Yeah. But thanks. Really great.

51:34

So the fact that you would feel there, I

51:37

would be so excited if I had Nick's act --

51:39

Oh, yeah. -- to be able to

51:42

do A hundred percent. I I know I know what you're taught. Yes. I know what

51:44

you're taught.

51:44

That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

51:45

Twenty one and then just kinda plateaued there.

51:47

No. No. No. No. That's it's got But

51:49

thank you that's deeper. The work the bike's that's nice. Works

51:52

gotten deeper. But

51:54

I I

51:56

how did you feel that, like, a lot of your act was about in

51:58

the Box. So when did

52:00

he see your act? Did did

52:02

he have a reaction? Oh, it

52:06

was glowing mister Weiger?

52:08

Well, okay. So he actually

52:11

I don't know if that at the episode, I

52:13

don't think ever actually came out, but he

52:15

had me on his podcast to, like, talk about that.

52:18

Oh. And just because he, like, he brings

52:20

on a lot of people, like, that he's just known from the

52:22

industry, and they it's just stories. just

52:24

swapping stories. Mhmm. And he brings me on I didn't

52:26

know he was gonna talk he was gonna bring it up because I

52:28

honestly had, like, forgotten that and he

52:30

didn't tell you him. He didn't tell me

52:32

beforehand. It was just kinda like and I get why he

52:34

did it that way because, you know, it's it's good

52:36

audio. But, yeah, he just sort of he

52:38

sort of brought it up and we talked about

52:40

it. And get you off

52:42

guard. Yeah. It got low and comfortable.

52:44

And I think we both kinda mutually decide

52:46

afterwards just, like, let's just not release this episode

52:48

because I think it's gonna be weird vibes

52:50

for everyone. Mhmm. Did he remember specific jokes,

52:52

or was it just he knew your

52:54

that act was sort of notorious for Well,

52:56

yeah. Okay. So I had this one joke.

52:59

It was actually my closer. Oh, I remember.

53:02

Yeah. It was it was two

53:04

tacos for ninety nine cents.

53:06

What's next? Four tacos for a dollar ninety

53:08

eight. Yeah.

53:08

Yeah. Brutal. It was it was

53:10

really

53:11

controversial. It was controversial. And

53:13

he just, like, is,

53:17

like, he the way he brought it up, he was like, you know the price of two tacos. Right? I was like, yeah.

53:19

Well, 2. That's how he brought it up. And he's like, he's like,

53:21

yeah. I wonder what the price of four tacos would be like.

53:23

And I was just like,

53:26

fuck. Because it that was just that was

53:28

just stuck. Right? I was just like cornered. Well, that's

53:30

Jack's whole thing is like, make

53:33

the guest on the his podcast, but also like you at the urinal,

53:35

like -- Yeah. -- get somebody out of their

53:37

space off guard. Yeah. That's where his safe

53:40

spot is. Yeah. Sit in the discomfort. Yeah. And

53:42

that's great for This

53:44

is you know, it's an elephant

53:46

in the room thing. It's great for a marketer.

53:48

For a national ad

53:52

guy, But as a comedian, that just that mentality shouldn't

53:54

I be in a comedy club. I

53:56

mean, I would this is the he's like a legend. So

53:58

what what am I gonna say? Where do we give 2

54:01

fucking notes. Like, I don't know. These guys, you know I remember that night you were

54:03

soaks. I remember you came

54:06

in that night you were so you were like, I just

54:08

sold this tweaked to Kelly

54:10

Oxford outside the club

54:10

is, oh my god. It's so awesome.

54:12

That's so great. You you

54:14

called us up and we all met the

54:16

diner. We

54:17

Yeah. Yeah. We hired you. Right. Yeah.

54:19

Yeah. Yeah.

54:20

Oxford Oxford. He finally got an oxford.

54:22

Oxford. He got he finally got an oxford.

54:24

Yeah. The whole diner chance in Yeah.

54:26

We go. Oh, that's why all the patrons, the staff -- Mhmm. --

54:28

people in the kitchen, they all came out. Oxford.

54:30

Oxford. And I never got an

54:33

Well, we did that again. Remember when

54:36

when that Oxford tweet

54:38

got manually retweeted by Jenny Johnson

54:40

High five, we went back to the

54:42

same dot the same same diner. And you guys were, like, high five, high five,

54:44

Ygrene got high five.

54:46

Yeah. But then the

54:48

way

54:49

for that, you know, the wafer at all to end the night the way

54:52

that night ended -- Yeah. -- was

54:54

just completely different. It just

54:56

Yeah. It was kind of the end of

54:58

of comedy, comedy. You know, comedy

55:00

of that era. Of that era. Yeah. Yeah. It

55:02

was the end of an era. But it's got but these things

55:04

are cyclical. Right? Like, it had to, like,

55:06

that's what that's the way it had to go. Yeah. Looking hindsight is,

55:08

like, that's where we're now. You know, yeah, other cycles are yet to come. Jack is still on

55:11

top by a lot of measures.

55:13

You know, another you could look

55:15

at it. And I think it was kind of around the same time,

55:17

you could kind of look at that era of comedy

55:20

ending is

55:24

when left Allea when captain

55:28

twaddie left Allea. Mhmm.

55:30

Well, I mean, I just felt

55:33

like that lost voice. I don't even know where

55:35

he's at. You don't know where he was at.

55:37

I thought captain Twaddy had I'd

55:40

heard he was, like, in Austin now.

55:43

And then I talked to some of my friends in Austin. I was like, no.

55:45

I haven't seen him. Like, I haven't even heard anything about

55:47

him. And so, like, there's rumors like he's

55:49

in Scottsdale, like, just kinda, like, There's

55:52

rumors There's rumors he's

55:54

they said they've they've they've

55:56

renamed Scottsdale to Pottsdale.

55:58

There's rumors that they've renamed

56:00

city. Yeah. Because these because captain twaddies there, I

56:02

ever make a little confirming. What was

56:05

it? Intellectual figure. Yeah.

56:08

Just

56:08

go I'm gonna go off for just a

56:10

second. Yeah. Go

56:11

off. You know how much it

56:12

pisses me off that? If I walk

56:15

into a bar tonight, and said

56:17

Oxford Oxford. Why you're god in Oxford? No one knows what the fuck

56:19

I'm taught. They don't know. Yeah. I know.

56:21

That's the worst part about an

56:23

era changing. Yeah. The old guard

56:25

comes around at to the

56:28

diner where we used to be

56:30

beloved, you can say that, Mitch. I

56:32

think there might still be a couple people who and

56:34

even it could be some kids. Yeah. Maybe

56:36

younger kids. She's like, I actually think that's cool.

56:38

Might even be a kid outside the diner

56:40

looking in, kind of, like,

56:42

doesn't have the money to go into the 2 yet. His parents don't even

56:44

know that he's out of the house. Here's you saying

56:46

that. He looks around and he's like, yeah.

56:50

Yeah. He's looking for his oxford. That's true. He needs his ox. That's

56:53

legal. Yeah. He'll have his he'll

56:55

have his Renaissance. But

56:58

myth, that's a lot of how you guys cross paths. It wasn't through Impara of

57:00

our theater, because you were both I mean, competing

57:02

against each other. You're trying to get

57:05

2 into Yeah. I

57:07

was trying to sell digital shorts out in front

57:09

of the comedy store. Uh-huh. He

57:11

was selling two eats. We kinda got in

57:13

each other's

57:14

way. Because back then you just had to be on, like, the street like, Yeah.

57:16

Like, it was just, like, basically, like, just

57:18

talking to passersby. Yeah. Like, hey, you want 2

57:20

tweet? Yep. Yeah. Tweet. And for me, it was

57:23

because I had to one of the members of Long Island

57:26

had to be performing for it to work out for

57:28

me. Right. So

57:29

oftentimes, I just would it would

57:31

be a waste of at night. You know what I mean? Because you know

57:33

that wasn't used before, you know. Yeah. Yeah. That's usually confusing. If I

57:35

was gonna sell a

57:37

digital sure. Well, I thought that made my shoes just so you would be walking

57:40

around with another little extra.

57:42

That is true. Call it. Call it. Call it one

57:44

of the members if you wanted to sell a

57:46

digital short

57:47

a little bit of a big outside the the

57:50

comedy store. So, like, you know, like, it's that

57:52

weird thing of, like, hey, Larry David, you wanna

57:54

buy a digital

57:55

short? What does he wanna you know, he's

57:57

not gonna wanna buy a digital short. You know? You know? No. It's

57:59

not commercial. He did the commercial

58:01

for digital shorts. That's right. Is he

58:04

nothing sued

58:06

for that? I think he is I think I think Larry David is getting

58:08

I think he's listed as one of the

58:10

the picture money in digital shorts and

58:14

Right. Now that's completely

58:16

caved. Calabrio. Yeah. Yeah.

58:18

How much is too much? You know what I mean? That's just what

58:20

you like, you're

58:21

just, like, your endorsement digital say, what

58:23

are we doing? Like, how much is enough? Yeah. I think that's a

58:25

good thing to leave

58:25

this episode

58:26

on -- Yeah.

58:26

-- to wrap things up. Yeah. Like, yeah.

58:31

Rockefeller was asked, like, how much is enough? And he

58:34

said a little bit more. Yeah.

58:36

That's, like, Tom Brady talking about, like, what's your favorite

58:38

Super Bowl win? He's, like, the next one. That's right. It's,

58:40

like, there is the other And

58:42

Jack kinda has that attitude.

58:44

2 still he still have that.

58:46

If if somebody comes in and would say it to any

58:48

of us, you can't do that.

58:49

We can't immediately think No.

58:51

I can. Now I I will I have to do that.

58:53

Yeah. 2 have. Should we wrap up today's episode on

58:56

that? Thought then, like, one is

58:58

too much. And and just what's we can we can edit

58:59

here. It was something we we could think about.

59:02

Yeah. I

59:04

just what do you

59:06

phrase page to bring it back to

59:08

Jack Box real quick. So when you're and, like, I was thinking about

59:10

that loss like, legendary, like, lost world.

59:14

Like, that really didn't Oh,

59:16

that show. Yeah. Yes. The land world show. The traffic world domination

59:18

comes out. And I hear he's, like,

59:21

working rooms again. Bad

59:23

off my gravy. I'm like, okay. This is a

59:26

real I got a Dubai. It's like, I gotta

59:28

see the his take on Jurassic World

59:29

Dubai. 2. I gotcha. I

59:32

saw it. It's just all rehashed. It's old lost world

59:34

just the

59:34

old It's Nedry. What is Nedry?

59:36

What is Nedry? What is Nedry here? And it's like yeah.

59:38

I saw that. And it's like, oh, this is

59:41

why you don't put out hours --

59:42

Yeah. Exactly. -- you can recycle it a year later -- Exactly. --

59:45

ten years later, nobody won't He's talking

59:47

about Netri with the locusts. And,

59:49

like, how Netri would have reacted to

59:51

the locusts. Yeah. And it's it's

59:53

the same It's the same

59:54

angle. Yeah. And there's so many other angles you could do.

59:56

There's so much more, like, you can do about that.

59:59

Yeah. And he just rehashing it. And it

1:00:01

seems a little bar because him

1:00:03

and Wayne Knight had their own

1:00:05

shit. That was a That was a little

1:00:06

scam. That was a big thing. Yeah. Jack

1:00:08

was supposed to be Newman and Seinfeld. I don't know if

1:00:10

you knew that. One of his earliest early

1:00:13

career slides. What

1:00:15

would that mask? Oh. Oh.

1:00:17

Paul. Paul. Yes. Oh,

1:00:20

the mess. In the episode,

1:00:24

where Cremo where George wore that mask. Okay.

1:00:26

Yeah. He's a four year old. He's

1:00:28

a big fucking globe headed freak.

1:00:31

Why don't we just fucking say he's a fucking dick? I

1:00:33

cannot believe you. Don't have to look at him. He's

1:00:35

fucking disgusting. He's not he's a ghoul. I'm not

1:00:38

gonna let you

1:00:40

tear this I'm not gonna let you tear this guy apart. He's done

1:00:42

some bad stuff. Okay? We all know he's

1:00:44

done the best. He's done the bad stuff, but you're the

1:00:46

worst. dick.

1:00:48

Yeah. You know what? He's got a human body and

1:00:50

a weird plastic head. It's like a plastic

1:00:52

sphere. Why does it have to be weird?

1:00:55

It can be I'll give it to you that it's plastic.

1:00:57

I'll give it to you that it's spherical

1:00:59

and nonhuman look maybe even.

1:01:01

Yes. But saying weird and being surprised

1:01:03

about

1:01:03

it. I think it's kind of coming from a place of jealousy

1:01:05

if I'm being honest. Oh. Do you know if it

1:01:07

pisses me off? Yeah. I did a I

1:01:09

was doing like a show -- Go

1:01:11

off, dude. -- with my I had an

1:01:14

earlier sketch group in the birthday

1:01:15

boys. Mhmm. The little Oh, the

1:01:16

left The astronauts. Yeah.

1:01:21

Afternuts. Yeah.

1:01:24

And I was

1:01:25

Yeah. Your tagline was we go back to we

1:01:27

go to space and back.

1:01:29

Laughing. Yeah. Houston,

1:01:30

we have

1:01:30

a punch line -- Yes. -- for that. That was the

1:01:33

that was the yeah. There you go. We had

1:01:35

a few taglines for

1:01:37

the sketch group. It was all taglines, wasn't it? Well, you see,

1:01:39

there was a lot there were there were a lot of taglines.

1:01:41

That's how we would go out on the stage to say, we're with

1:01:44

the lap

1:01:45

rocks. Yeah.

1:01:46

You see 2? Punch line.

1:01:49

Yeah. One small laugh for

1:01:51

man. One giant chukka

1:01:53

for man. But I

1:01:56

remember I we were opening for

1:01:58

Jack. Right? I left my

1:02:00

house to get it. That's pretty

1:02:03

smart of Jack to get a

1:02:06

street cred heavy group like the laptops

1:02:08

2 Okay. Was he

1:02:10

just trying to bring in locals? You guys

1:02:13

were probably popular with, like, campus kids

1:02:15

on campus and stuff? Yeah. Yes. It was because Carlin used

1:02:17

to do that. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Carlin

1:02:19

used to go into a campus and

1:02:21

go But And

1:02:25

then he would get

1:02:25

people to come and he would do shows for them. I think

1:02:28

The way I have them, Tom Arnold, and our

1:02:31

name to

1:02:32

2. And was like, these guys are great. I've seen

1:02:34

these guys around the community. They're done. I love Tom. I

1:02:36

don't know the great guy. Yeah. You got

1:02:37

it. Very cool. I love Tom. And and

1:02:40

so Jack had us open for

1:02:42

him for for the show. This is at that this actually at the

1:02:44

last

1:02:44

factory. Okay. Made perfect

1:02:46

the last turn out to the last factory. I love it.

1:02:48

Yeah. Makes perfect sense. Makes me wanna laugh.

1:02:51

2 O was on the bill. This is

1:02:53

before Jackass. Bill didn't,

1:02:54

Kirk? Steve O'd, Kirk. Steve O'd,

1:02:56

who's on the bill. This is before

1:02:58

Jackass. Yeah. So you can call him to

1:03:00

Steve O. Yeah. You called him just Bob and just Steve O. Yeah.

1:03:02

Like because I like the -- And

1:03:04

just Ben. -- Kung Fu. Yeah.

1:03:08

Where the way the way the thumb oh, yeah. The thumb words movies. Yeah. And then

1:03:10

he also said the KungPao.

1:03:12

KungPao. That's what it was. And this this pissed me off

1:03:14

is the news for

1:03:16

it, but smooth. I took

1:03:17

my hat off

1:03:17

-- Uh-huh. -- and left it backstage then. You and this was an was

1:03:19

this an astronaut

1:03:20

helmet? I've no. I took my hat

1:03:23

off to put on

1:03:23

the ass. 2? Because that's one of

1:03:26

those part of the laughter knot stuff. Oh, that's cool.

1:03:28

Yeah. So you're like, in space, they can't hear you

1:03:30

laugh. Yeah. You took off the house.

1:03:32

Yeah. And then you put on I

1:03:34

get it.

1:03:35

And so That's the

1:03:37

closer. I go

1:03:39

backstage afterwards. And Jack

1:03:42

has my fucking

1:03:44

hat on, and it's too

1:03:46

loose on his

1:03:49

head. Yeah.

1:03:50

So my hat's too

1:03:52

fucking big for Jack. So all this

1:03:54

time why you're making these comments about

1:03:56

Jack's head and I'm fucking pissed off.

1:03:59

He's saying a double about your head,

1:04:02

man. That's And I think he's a

1:04:04

freak too, but

1:04:05

my hat

1:04:05

was loose on his head.

1:04:07

He's a freak. He's a He went like

1:04:09

this. He went watches and

1:04:11

then the hat one. Yeah. That's why

1:04:13

he's the king, though. He's the Yeah. He's

1:04:15

good. He's, like, not afraid

1:04:17

to use his body and use

1:04:20

his spherical plastic head there.

1:04:22

Right. I don't think it's freakish.

1:04:24

Maybe I'm the freak here because I'm the

1:04:26

only one feel like I'm the

1:04:28

only one on Jack's side to be I

1:04:30

don't know. It's just kind of a sad excuse

1:04:32

me. We don't we can stop defending him.

1:04:34

Only amongst where we're at. Yeah.

1:04:36

No. You're right. I don't have to I'm a sega fan fan. It's

1:04:38

good. No. You don't need a

1:04:39

guy. He's made complicated words. Right?

1:04:41

Yeah. That we can

1:04:42

appreciate or not appreciate it to you. Gasage

1:04:44

is right. Yeah. Gasage is right.

1:04:47

Well, what?

1:04:50

He's right. What is he right about?

1:04:52

Oh, you're telling Cassidy, he's right. Yeah.

1:04:54

Yeah. I thought you're saying to me Cassidy,

1:04:56

2 right? Cassie's right. Yeah. Can I ask you guys, like

1:04:59

Cassie's too? You're right. You're right. And III

1:05:02

thought you were saying I was right

1:05:04

too, but 2 you're saying No. You

1:05:06

know. Are you alright? You're

1:05:08

right. Can I just ask, like,

1:05:10

this is and I think this is kind of

1:05:12

on topic not a perfectly on topic, but, like, kind of on topic

1:05:14

is -- Mhmm? -- go off. What do you think

1:05:16

is, like, like, who do you think is rounder?

1:05:18

Mhmm. Like, jack in

1:05:20

the box? Just taking in

1:05:22

their totality, the person like JackBox

1:05:24

-- Mhmm. -- or BBA

1:05:26

-- Oh, because they're pretty

1:05:28

perfectly round. That's so

1:05:30

very round. Like, that's like their defining

1:05:32

characteristics. But I will say -- Uh-huh. --

1:05:34

for all of Jack's neck

1:05:36

end up scenario -- Yes.

1:05:38

-- yeah. Neck down,

1:05:40

humanoid. Yeah. There's nothing else going on.

1:05:42

There's nothing spherical about it. There's not even a

1:05:44

Tommy down there. Yeah. No. He's very

1:05:47

slender. So BBA's all all orbs. That's

1:05:49

just one of the last When he

1:05:51

said he dropped something, he's like, ah,

1:05:53

I'm all orbs. Yeah. There's

1:05:55

a whole Reddit thread, though, where you can go down and

1:05:57

it seems like he maybe was

1:05:59

the original BBA.

1:06:01

His head. Yeah. Because

1:06:03

there's a trailer. Yes. There's a

1:06:06

trailer. There's an early trailer at the

1:06:08

moment. And

1:06:10

then they I think

1:06:12

internally they just decided this is not a good

1:06:14

idea. It wasn't like there was a response to the

1:06:15

trailer. There was an There was

1:06:17

an early trailer only played before

1:06:19

when Mad Max was released in in black and

1:06:21

white. It played before that. Dude, I wish I would have

1:06:24

seen that. I did see a Q and A with j

1:06:26

j Abrams,

1:06:28

though, and JJ Abrams

1:06:30

did say that when he

1:06:32

was casting Phoebe a,

1:06:34

they had a they had a

1:06:38

blue blue screen behind, like, for the audition.

1:06:40

Right. Yeah. Naturally. And JJ Abrams

1:06:42

wore three d glasses. He went

1:06:44

to see A3D movie, and he left them

1:06:46

on. Mhmm.

1:06:48

And so heat the the nose

1:06:50

blended in with the back

1:06:52

of the bridal force said the nose would

1:06:54

blended because of the red and blue so

1:06:57

he didn't see the nose. And so

1:07:00

he thought it was more spherical than it

1:07:02

was. Obviously, you get that you get

1:07:04

that thing 2 saying JJ, what's wrong? You didn't see the

1:07:06

news. Oh, that's right.

1:07:08

His manager was helping -- Yeah.

1:07:11

-- run you helping out. I will. And Jack knows right now. Back in

1:07:13

the day. Yeah. Exactly. Another person that that's how I

1:07:16

think they've we're crossing paths

1:07:18

because -- Yeah. --

1:07:20

Rodney Danger field manage j j Abrams

1:07:22

and jack box. Well, you remember when when Rodney Dangerfield

1:07:25

had that tweet? Where he

1:07:27

was like he was like he was like, hey, I'm the

1:07:30

voice of BB8 and we're like, what does

1:07:32

that mean?

1:07:34

And then it turned out like he was

1:07:36

like, you know, he would, like, that the

1:07:38

VA would make. Like, those noise those non

1:07:40

human noises. But that's all dangerfield. Well,

1:07:43

and then everything broke

1:07:46

down when a lot of the beeps and boops were recording

1:07:48

checkboxes made in the bathrooms of

1:07:50

jackets and boxes, and the beeps and

1:07:53

boops were shits for pizza --

1:07:56

Yeah. -- and nice cock. And that

1:07:58

was fine. If maybe it was

1:08:00

fine. He'd get away with it if those people

1:08:02

who did He recorded making

1:08:04

piss sounds were nobodies. Yeah.

1:08:06

Those were huge,

1:08:08

powerful people. Yeah. Yeah. And

1:08:11

then use That's crazy too. You use all

1:08:13

the stuff. I mean, you speed they speed it up for

1:08:15

the movie. Obviously,

1:08:17

BVET is like, you're not hearing, like, oh,

1:08:19

that's sound.

1:08:19

But even the all

1:08:20

stuff which is still in

1:08:21

there. Like, if you slug out Star Wars

1:08:23

instead of it's

1:08:26

It's

1:08:27

like, ugh. Yeah. Oh, if you slow down It's

1:08:29

Ben it's Ben Schwartz shitting and --

1:08:31

thing nice cock.

1:08:33

If you slow down the

1:08:35

beeps. Yes. no

1:08:36

respect. Yeah. Yeah. And it's Well, I

1:08:38

heard I heard another thing with Jackbox

1:08:42

when they they they they

1:08:43

scream test him for BBA, and then the issue

1:08:45

was, you know, how, like, the ball rolls? Uh-huh.

1:08:47

So, like, every time it would roll

1:08:50

and it would be his face party

1:08:52

ball. Trying to catch up.

1:08:54

Right. Right. Oh, like, timed breathing, like, when you're swimming. And

1:09:00

the

1:09:00

other thing is to have the right And

1:09:02

it

1:09:02

was gonna cost us millions of dollars to edit the sound of it. Okay. But here's

1:09:05

the thing. Because normally,

1:09:07

we would just leave the audio. Is that the story Yeah.

1:09:10

Or is that the story, the team game? It might be the story,

1:09:12

the team. It might be the because it sounds like

1:09:14

for him, then it sounds like they're the bad guy.

1:09:17

We can't get over this breathing sound effect. And it sort of gets around the fact

1:09:19

that maybe there was other reasons. Oh, interesting that maybe it

1:09:22

was just actually like

1:09:25

he wasn't the right fit performance based thing or Or other Did you know that

1:09:27

was a little trouble later because he's been recording, you know, Jennifer

1:09:31

Lawrence? Having diarrhea. Yeah. We have one

1:09:34

of the jackie boxes by the earlier. Right. Yeah.

1:09:36

Well, that's a big celebrity stop. He

1:09:38

talked to you about it. Let's let's

1:09:42

the Yeah. On what on what's going on? Oh, yeah. On

1:09:44

the talk show. Was that the first question you asked? Or

1:09:46

Yeah. Are you upset that they could use

1:09:48

your shit? Sorry. Your

1:09:56

shit sales, four sound

1:09:58

effects, 4BB. Yeah. Right. Yes. Also,

1:10:01

this pissed him

1:10:04

off too. 2 they

1:10:15

landed on BBA. For

1:10:21

a small period of time. Nedry

1:10:23

was Nedry was BBA.

1:10:25

Yeah. For a very short period of

1:10:27

time. Nedry is the care.

1:10:31

Dobson. Well, he played it as

1:10:33

Netri, but it was the actor wise.

1:10:35

Wayne Knight. Wayne

1:10:36

Knight. Yeah. It was Wayne Knight.

1:10:39

Was VA. But he did it as an

1:10:39

entry. But he did it as an entry. It was kinda kinda

1:10:42

It was, like, wait, you know, because, like,

1:10:43

they cast Arlie Ermi

1:10:45

in a bunch of off after full metal Jack and he used to be

1:10:47

playing his character from full metal Jack and just

1:10:50

in a completely unrelated IP. And so it's like

1:10:52

he's kinda doing a parody of himself as one of

1:10:54

those sorts

1:10:55

Yeah. Yeah.

1:10:55

Yeah. That makes sense. I mean, that's how Hollywood works. It's it's

1:10:57

nothing new. Hey. Not you know what? Make a

1:10:59

living. Yep. Whatever you

1:11:01

guys didn't make a living. Jake laughter, your

1:11:04

orchestra. Rehearsals. Do you

1:11:06

like to get jagos?

1:11:08

2 would

1:11:11

get tacos. I two tacos, and I kept wearing and, like, every every week I went,

1:11:13

I get two more tacos. And so I I

1:11:15

went two tacos and four

1:11:18

tacos, six tacos. One diabetes.

1:11:20

I work with one ninety eight originally as well as

1:11:22

Genesis of that bit. I eventually work my way until I wake up way way up to ten thousand of

1:11:24

that bit, by the way. Yeah. Thank you.

1:11:26

That's one of the best closers in

1:11:29

band up here. I mean, there's some

1:11:31

competition from what Ben I like for. But God,

1:11:34

I wish I could find that that last one.

1:11:37

So go go ahead. So so I got myself up to ten tacos.

1:11:39

And once I hit ten tacos, I was like, I just I

1:11:42

can't do any more than

1:11:44

this. But that was like that was

1:11:46

like the the perfect amount of tacos for me after August. If you were to eat them all, you would shove them with the tub.

1:11:50

2 and tramp them

1:11:52

in the top of your bassoon. Yeah. Well, and then he blow, like,

1:11:54

a really low note and the the taco would, like, fly

1:11:57

out and,

1:11:59

like, go on. And led the the

1:12:01

conductors. Yeah. I

1:12:02

I right on the

1:12:03

tongue. I see. Oh, I

1:12:05

see. The tongue is full

1:12:07

of my ass. Well,

1:12:09

one time one time the Taco, like, fell, like, right on his score because, you know, like, the using

1:12:12

Tarr. The Orchestra

1:12:15

has, like, their big score

1:12:18

with all their notes on it, but the Taco

1:12:20

landed, like, right there and, like, obscured his score. He's, like, he he didn't

1:12:22

know how to conduct it. So he just kind of conducting, like, Mariachi

1:12:24

music. I

1:12:27

won't do the show

1:12:30

with it. Anyway, the

1:12:33

Orkula started going

1:12:35

2 done done tomatoes and radish,

1:12:37

please. Well, that was the end of the season.

1:12:39

So, like, he was conducting us,

1:12:42

like, sing the ingredients of the

1:12:44

taco. That's

1:12:46

okay. So right here. It's so bad. It's his

1:12:49

house. That's what I like. They will

1:12:51

agree to the dog. Hard

1:12:55

full garishes. Okay. So you

1:12:57

and your conductor would go

1:13:00

together to Jack in the

1:13:02

box because Why is the score where the tackle

1:13:03

is? Or Yeah.

1:13:04

Price tag a school and let you

1:13:06

go get let's the other

1:13:09

day bring you back and then your parents will

1:13:11

figure you up. I pretty much. That was it. I heard when the

1:13:13

taco fell on the

1:13:16

score.

1:13:16

The conductor you said that you

1:13:18

heard him shout this out. I've heard of

1:13:21

Tar but tar cold. Is that

1:13:22

true? That is true. When you were in high

1:13:25

school, he said -- He said

1:13:27

that. -- of tar. Yeah. He'd

1:13:30

heard of Tar. But

1:13:33

Tarco. And then we

1:13:35

said, what is

1:13:39

Tarco? Probably sponsoring

1:13:40

you guys. Oh, yeah. We're we're So

1:13:42

you wouldn't have ten tacos. Were

1:13:46

these all Like, was was there a price break in

1:13:48

there at all? Was it, like No. It's a

1:13:50

price. Penfro. They're all ninety nine it's ninety

1:13:53

nine cents, but still, like, it's, like, Yeah. I I

1:13:55

that and that's more money in, like, the nineties, but

1:13:57

still five dollars -- Mhmm. -- for ten

1:13:59

tacos. It's still, like, you know, it's not

1:14:01

a crazy amount. Oh, yeah. You could

1:14:03

buy it by value. You could go with

1:14:05

that money, go to three screenings of cops and robbers in the

1:14:07

nineties. Mhmm. Mitch, did you have a a

1:14:09

check-in the box where you

1:14:12

grew

1:14:12

up? No. They

1:14:14

also didn't release cops and robbers and and my neck of the woods. They didn't They they didn't want

1:14:17

They didn't release it. No. You

1:14:19

don't get any idea.

1:14:23

But I would there were no there were no there were no

1:14:26

jack in the boxes at all?

1:14:28

Mhmm. If you said

1:14:29

jack in

1:14:30

the box me as a boy, I'd

1:14:32

say, Oh, it's a a

1:14:34

great toy. That's what I would say. Oh, great. What is Santa's finest toy? Santa's

1:14:37

finest toys,

1:14:40

but not something that I would

1:14:42

eat. I never there was no there there were no jack in the boxes. So in all go

1:14:44

ahead. The jack in the

1:14:46

box thing. In all truth, Altraoth.

1:14:49

In first grade ones, they were, like, you know, had to draw, like, Santa. We all had to draw

1:14:52

Santa in

1:14:56

a sleigh. And then people draw

1:14:58

toys. And I'm drawing like dollies and trains. And I looked over at

1:15:00

the kid next to

1:15:02

me 2 he'd drawn like

1:15:05

a Nintendo and Santa's day.

1:15:07

I was like, fuck it

1:15:09

and get with it. Ain't

1:15:11

nobody drawn Santos. And

1:15:13

this is for a

1:15:16

Nintendo

1:15:16

ad. This is aesthetically very

1:15:18

appealing. Yeah. It sucks. Nintendo

1:15:22

data's not gonna bring

1:15:23

that? Yeah. They also can't make that. Yeah.

1:15:26

They're not gonna Santa's not gonna bring

1:15:28

you that. Sam is disrupt moment

1:15:30

that you've been praying for where you get to finish the level in a certain amount of time and

1:15:33

2 see if

1:15:35

that's something nice. Oh,

1:15:38

so why is it as a lady?

1:15:39

It took last Christmas to have

1:15:42

this plot hole pointed out to me.

1:15:44

Mhmm. If they're in

1:15:46

elf, if there is a real Santa -- Mhmm. --

1:15:48

who does make gifts -- Right.

1:15:50

-- and give those kids out,

1:15:55

gives gifts out to kids all over the 2. Why is

1:15:58

there any question of

1:16:01

people not believing in Santa?

1:16:03

Okay. Because to adults, he's

1:16:04

like a flesh and blood man as well.

1:16:06

Yeah. That's a great point. I

1:16:09

think it's the issue is that

1:16:11

that existence of Santa would my Underminer True

1:16:14

God, the almighty

1:16:15

dollar. Wow. No.

1:16:16

But even the Jeez. In health,

1:16:18

they all have to be, like, 2

1:16:22

gotta learn. It's like, who do fucking is gifts night

1:16:24

to you. Well, yeah. And

1:16:26

in that reality as a parent,

1:16:30

You don't have to sweat. What are you wearing? In

1:16:32

this fall. Like, they wear those. They wear those. I

1:16:34

don't know why I believe it's sad even

1:16:37

though what's a year he brings me

1:16:39

gifts that I don't pay for. Mhmm. That's a great point. That's a great point. Okay.

1:16:44

It's

1:16:45

a great point. I know. Once I heard it, I I couldn't who

1:16:47

do you think? And also, Sally, we're gonna have to edit it out because

1:16:49

a

1:16:50

lot of our listeners Leave

1:16:52

in Santa. There's like a Well, if anybody has a disagreement

1:16:54

or a whole in what I just said, I would love to hear

1:16:57

it. Mhmm. I would love

1:16:59

to hear the 2. For

1:17:01

why. That's not a number that you would love. Please please let us hold, though. I'm due today. Yeah. I'm

1:17:04

you think that who

1:17:06

do you think is rounder overall?

1:17:11

Jack box

1:17:11

or Santa or Santa? Santa

1:17:12

is has, like, a big round

1:17:14

back leg. Yeah. I think so.

1:17:17

Full agility. Maybe Okay. How about Santa Claus,

1:17:19

BB8, jack in the box. Let's rank them

1:17:21

in roundness. I think BB81 -- Yeah.

1:17:24

-- 2

1:17:26

it to Jack box. Sorry, Jack. I What about

1:17:28

Are you busy in there for me? Ed Norton

1:17:30

or the aforementioned Matt Damon -- Oh.

1:17:33

-- in terms of round roundiness. Do you think they're a rounder? And

1:17:35

in Norton's

1:17:36

career is -- Mhmm. -- very, very

1:17:38

well, we're not rounded. If I

1:17:42

don't rank the rounders -- Mhmm. I go one

1:17:44

at Martin two. Malkovich three?

1:17:46

And then Malkovich three. Yeah.

1:17:50

Oh, some real

1:17:53

Fumky Jansen and Reisha there. She might shoot

1:17:55

up to my number one. Oh, Reisha. You can give

1:17:57

me a real Jack nose if

1:17:59

you catch my drift. Gonna

1:18:03

give me one

1:18:03

of those Metroid Jack would be yours. Line

1:18:06

two was, like, when you moved here in

1:18:08

California that you had Jack in

1:18:10

the box? Yeah. Wow. So, yeah, that you had a

1:18:12

completely different experience, but once I -- Well,

1:18:14

when I loved it. -- once I started

1:18:18

eating it at nighttime, it became, like, a real treat

1:18:20

at, like, twelve AM or something. We'd go

1:18:22

out and get tracking the box and bring it

1:18:25

back to the office or something and Forgot you

1:18:27

said that that was that was the reason that I initially ate there

1:18:29

the first time too 2 it was late. Yeah. Yeah. And

1:18:31

that that's a big thing.

1:18:33

They have their late night cravings menu. And, hey, we got

1:18:35

more to discuss the fuck out of the box.

1:18:37

And, hey, we got anish. So

1:18:39

here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna take a

1:18:41

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Will Die discussing Jack in the Box. And, hey, if you're watching on the video feed, something

1:20:25

changed. Can you

1:20:27

figure it out? Because

1:20:30

something's different. Fuckin' Where's Waldo bullshit? Something's different?

1:20:36

It's subtle. You

1:20:38

may not notice it? Mhmm. If you

1:20:40

look carefully, you could maybe figure it out.

1:20:42

Some say it's green, but it's

1:20:46

awfully red. Don't look

1:20:48

down. Don't look up.

1:20:51

Oh, he'll be there. So

1:20:53

we're talking about Jack in the Box. I'll I'll speed through my meal real quick. Right now,

1:20:55

they have the Red Bull Infusions, and I got myself

1:20:58

a strawberry red days, Red Bull

1:21:00

Infusions. I

1:21:02

just do. Very much just like a a

1:21:05

fizzy fizzy

1:21:05

lifting drink.

1:21:06

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. I

1:21:09

got one too. Yeah.

1:21:10

Did you did you because I saw yeah.

1:21:12

That you you guys were but

1:21:14

a a fizzy spirit lifting drink

1:21:17

with the minimal. Sure. Did you raise up

1:21:19

in your place until you start learning that

1:21:21

you burp

1:21:21

and it lowers you? I was

1:21:24

like just like a half

1:21:26

inch floating. Oh, I didn't really have to do

1:21:28

much to get back down on the ground

1:21:29

again. I had that issue too.

1:21:30

I have to 2 like the float effect didn't. It

1:21:32

might have been a wait thing. I I don't know.

1:21:34

I think if I got in the large, maybe it would have floated

1:21:36

more towards the ceiling, but yeah, just the medium didn't do it for me. That medium didn't make

1:21:38

me float hardly at all. Maybe my heels

1:21:39

came up off

1:21:43

Ground. That's it. Mhmm. Yeah. You know what I mean? But but

1:21:45

also here's another issue with it. It

1:21:47

just tastes like Red Bull. Oh, it only

1:21:49

took a few sips. Yeah. I couldn't finish

1:21:51

it. It was

1:21:52

bad. I took a few sips.

1:21:54

This really Yeah. And I and I love Red Bull. No. I hate Red Bull. Like, I surprised.

1:21:56

Somebody leaves it

1:21:59

in my car and it's

1:22:02

open. I like open the door and I smell like a metallic it it's like cat piss or It's

1:22:04

like something that chemically gets in your brain to, like,

1:22:06

make you think like you should get away from

1:22:08

it. 2

1:22:11

gonna I'm gonna stick up for Capes. Yeah. But I don't That's not

1:22:13

as late on

1:22:14

Capes. Thank you. Yeah. Well of Capes. Alright.

1:22:16

Good. Thank you. But but Cassidy, you

1:22:18

you drink a lot of Red Bull.

1:22:21

I drink sugar free red bull. It's one of the gross things that I do -- Yes. -- it's

1:22:23

one of the disgusting things that I Why is that just

1:22:26

hey. I know that it's bad.

1:22:30

You do like the tail judgment? I like just because I

1:22:32

don't like the smell, doesn't mean I judge somebody.

1:22:34

And it does smell metallic. Yeah. It's bad.

1:22:36

It's a problem. It's something that maybe next

1:22:39

year, in the new year, I'll wipe out of my system. But yeah, just the

1:22:41

drink not to

1:22:43

jump on there. You can

1:22:45

continue with what you got. But the yeah. It just tasted like Red Bull. It wasn't anything That's the

1:22:47

big thing. Yeah. You heard an infusion. It's just like,

1:22:49

okay. Maybe give me more strawberry

1:22:52

or something. Make

1:22:54

this, like, a little bit like, we get a little taste of red

1:22:56

bowl. It just tastes like red bowl. It tastes

1:22:58

like a large red bowl. Yeah. Just, like, I

1:23:00

don't need that much red bowl. No. I considered I

1:23:03

was eating mine

1:23:04

at ten PM 2. So you can just go ahead

1:23:06

and spot what you say? III considered,

1:23:09

like, maybe taking it out and adding

1:23:11

water or something to, like, sort of Yeah. Could've been

1:23:13

a little Maybe that could've. I couldn't

1:23:15

taste strawberry.

1:23:15

That was my it just I I

1:23:18

there was no strawberry taste to it. This is where a of groupies

1:23:20

were saying brokenhearted. Right.

1:23:23

They had to

1:23:26

go back they didn't get chosen that night.

1:23:28

I also like

1:23:31

the original flavor. It's

1:23:33

still such a baby.

1:23:35

Straw material. It's really crazy. I didn't

1:23:38

get my taste of

1:23:40

strawberry. But

1:23:42

Red Bull flavor is also like an

1:23:44

overpowering thing. So, like, maybe

1:23:47

it's just hard to

1:23:49

overcome with I don't know. Strawberries. A

1:23:51

strong damn flavor. We had a friend

1:23:53

who probably, we don't wanna name names,

1:23:56

but, like, We

1:23:58

weren't in Vegas with them

1:24:00

when this happened, but we heard later. A

1:24:02

friend of ours went on a trip

1:24:05

with three other friends sort of

1:24:07

like this friend is older than us. Okay. Mhmm.

1:24:09

And he went with

1:24:12

three peers.

1:24:15

Mhmm. It was it was

1:24:17

ambiguous. What if they've got a red

1:24:19

bowl vodka sorta cocktail?

1:24:23

Mhmm. Mhmm. Yes. I it's

1:24:25

one of those things maybe telephone where I'm

1:24:28

hearing more extreme stories of

1:24:30

what happened, but I heard it

1:24:32

really messed

1:24:34

up our friend Morgan Freeman. Okay.

1:24:36

I'll just say his name because it's now

1:24:38

weird that we're skipping him. But you saw

1:24:40

the documentary Where did he got the vodka

1:24:43

and red bowl and he said, I feel like I'm getting drunk and electric heated at the same time. Yes. Okay.

1:24:49

How are you gonna work through your bucket

1:24:51

list when you're six feet underground? Right. Because you got electric I'm

1:24:53

putting that in

1:24:54

quotes, because you got electric cute

1:24:57

it. Now he's how 2 supposed to

1:24:59

work through bucket the slab.

1:25:00

Yeah. Do you think about

1:25:02

that mic when you drink? Your

1:25:06

Red Bulls, do you think, oh, I couldn't wind up, like, mortgage

1:25:08

free money for the last ten years? I mean, I

1:25:10

don't wanna be six feet under here. I wanna

1:25:12

be working on my bucket list, not Yeah. Pushing

1:25:15

the pencil, marking off bucket list items.

1:25:17

You know, it should be Daisy's out of

1:25:19

the last Vegas. Yeah.

1:25:22

No. I don't. Oh, so

1:25:24

here's a tipster for George

1:25:26

Bailey. Give Clarence a red

1:25:28

bull.

1:25:30

Yeah. Yeah. Let's let's tighten

1:25:32

up this movie a little bit.

1:25:34

You

1:25:35

know, like, it's a wonderful life,

1:25:37

a little world.

1:25:38

You know, instead of my higher. If

1:25:41

George Bailey gave a rainbow to a

1:25:43

zinc in Argentina. That's

1:25:46

really everybody with me.

1:25:49

Get my ginger,

1:25:52

please. His

1:25:56

audience says it with

1:25:58

them now. They bring lighters up. This is the comedy

1:26:00

and

1:26:01

magic store

1:26:02

because it gives you wings.

1:26:06

Wags. That's the that's why

1:26:09

I understood it. Hey. Just

1:26:11

because with do boys,

1:26:13

I feel like it's opportunities

1:26:16

to discuss new things that had once touched

1:26:18

your pallets or list -- Sure. -- which

1:26:20

just curious, what's your

1:26:22

experience with, like, Red Bull, feel like

1:26:24

it was one of those things we lived through

1:26:26

the introduction of. III never liked it. I tried it and

1:26:28

I was just like, okay.

1:26:31

I don't get it. And I've also been

1:26:33

such a coffee guy. I gotta have my Java that, like, I'm just like,

1:26:35

I don't need a caffeine substitute. Yeah. If I

1:26:38

want if I want coffee, I'm sorry if I

1:26:41

want caffeine, even in the afternoon, I'll get

1:26:43

myself a cup

1:26:43

of Joe.

1:26:44

Mhmm. But, yeah, because we were originally gonna

1:26:46

call this podcast coffee talk, and then Dana.

1:26:48

Got it. Then Paul Boggs and -- Yeah. --

1:26:50

sued you. Yeah. Along with Linda Richmond, but Lynn

1:26:54

Richmond also. Yeah. Absolutely. Did

1:26:57

you but you never, like, you know, sometimes people

1:26:59

don't wanna drink coffee at night. 2

1:27:03

were never like, hey, I got Last day a school show tonight. I just

1:27:06

I never like, that's that's an environment where

1:27:08

it would have

1:27:10

like a full sugar coke or something. I just I still never really got into Bull.

1:27:12

But how about yourself? No. I I

1:27:14

tried yeah. I remember in college

1:27:17

on the University

1:27:20

of Iowa. Mike and I met on camp

1:27:22

has seen this little, like, VW bug driving around

1:27:24

with a fake red ball. I was like,

1:27:26

what's this? And then somebody explained it to

1:27:28

me. 2 soapy

1:27:30

gave the but then I didn't try it until years later, it was put in a

1:27:35

drink. For me to drink. Mhmm.

1:27:38

And you were in Vegas with with your friend. Right? With Morgan? With Morgan.

1:27:40

I was there on a

1:27:42

separate trip. He was there on

1:27:44

his we did

1:27:46

not go there together. Well, Morgan Freeman's kind of No. But this is just how shit rumors get started I

1:27:52

was there Alright. So I was there

1:27:54

for a separate thing. He was there for his own thing. He was there with Michael Douglas. Right. And those guys even

1:27:56

when you are traveling with Morgan, he's kind of

1:27:58

on his own trip, you know what I mean?

1:28:02

Yeah. That's cool. You know, if it's alright to

1:28:04

do their You know, I something

1:28:06

that I realized when I got the jack in

1:28:09

the box, a drink a diet

1:28:11

coke. Sorry, teasier. I'll get to later. instrumental in

1:28:15

switching me to a

1:28:18

Coke. We were a Pepsi family, and you're drinking a Coke. We're drinking a Coke right

1:28:20

now. I didn't even know you were

1:28:22

gonna say that as I was picking up

1:28:26

cooking 2. It was perfect timing, but I

1:28:28

got a diet coke and I was like, oh,

1:28:30

yeah. Because I grew up Mountain Dew all

1:28:33

the way. One hundred percent which is probably

1:28:35

what led to my Red Bull problem.

1:28:37

But, you know, it's nice. Red Bull

1:28:39

is kind of a mountain dew It's

1:28:41

worth It's like it's I know that it's bad for me,

1:28:44

but I'm choosing a bad thing. And mom

1:28:46

was like the a Diet Pepsi gal

1:28:49

all through and through still is. My family's a

1:28:51

very I would've fucking

1:28:52

loved Red Bull if we had had

1:28:54

it in fifth and sixth grade

1:28:56

because we were always like, you're gonna

1:28:58

drink a Joel Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wanna do a of 2

1:29:01

are you doing? I'm reaching for

1:29:03

something. Oh. Oh. Famous

1:29:09

last words that we heard. Here, I'll do it in

1:29:11

front of you. I was gonna get a snack.

1:29:13

I'm getting hungry.

1:29:15

He's gonna eat. To

1:29:18

podcast about food. Like, McDonald's bar is a revolver. Anyway but anyway

1:29:21

so Paul and I

1:29:23

started hanging out college, and then

1:29:25

when you moved to Los Angeles, then we started having coke. Plastic coke. That's funny. And now I'm

1:29:27

a coke

1:29:28

guy. I remember

1:29:31

when I went back. The

1:29:33

first time I I was at Dairy Mart and I

1:29:35

had a bread bowl for the first time and I remember tasting weird. But I was like, oh, this is like, what

1:29:37

the oh my god. You're eating an apple

1:29:39

again. For god's sake.

1:29:42

2 having a snack.

1:29:44

What's a big deal? Refill though, we

1:29:46

get it. You're the eighth descendant

1:29:51

of Johnny applesy. Many times you

1:29:53

have to trot this out. There's a proud part of my lineage -- Oh.

1:29:55

-- o to be an eighth

1:29:58

2 of a racist. Okay. That's

1:30:01

all. Well, I don't know if I'd call him a

1:30:03

of back then. I mean, he

1:30:06

said no apples for white people.

1:30:10

You think that's okay? Look, I

1:30:13

what do I think it's okay? I

1:30:15

don't know. He was trying to

1:30:17

do some thing I know. His heart

1:30:19

was in the right place, but it well,

1:30:21

you know, I I can't be sitting here

1:30:24

defending Jack box and

1:30:26

not also defend Johnny Ablesey because the stuff that Jack said is way worse. Yeah. Yeah. Way worse. So

1:30:28

Johnny, I gotta

1:30:31

come I gotta I

1:30:34

gotta defend Johnny Applesey here too. It was a different time. It's a that's a horrible thing to say. It's hard

1:30:40

to defend the stuff that he's

1:30:42

on record saying, Johnny Apple seemed went on record saying, like, look, enjoy your apple.

1:30:44

Yeah. You and be proud of

1:30:46

your lineage, man. We do not eat

1:30:50

apples. Like yours was not even apples. Yeah. But just to do it

1:30:53

in front of it, like, yeah, every time we hang

1:30:55

out, I've known you, you bring out

1:30:57

an apple and Oh, This is news to me that

1:30:59

you're a no baby. Remember me? I'm

1:31:01

a member of the Applesey gang?

1:31:03

And where is Jeju? Our head

1:31:06

of you one generation or two

1:31:07

generations. Charge r Charge r Charge

1:31:10

r

1:31:10

Descented from the the Apple see.

1:31:13

It's the same family. Yeah. Yeah. He

1:31:15

snatching apples. He snatching apples. You would,

1:31:17

yeah, we'll charge her like apples.

1:31:20

We know from your video

1:31:22

of the snatching rockets. Style. Yeah. That's right. But Yeah.

1:31:24

He's yeah. He's a Drake relative.

1:31:26

He's he's further. I mean, it was

1:31:28

a long time ago, and he got us

1:31:30

too far far away. So it

1:31:31

was, like, before Johnny Applestein's time. Oh, yeah. Oh,

1:31:34

yeah. Right. Of course. Yeah. One of our favorite rounders,

1:31:37

Edward Norton, related

1:31:40

to Pocahontas. They just found out there.

1:31:42

How about that?

1:31:43

Oh, yeah. They're related. Related to the He's her 2 her dad. That

1:31:49

guy was You

1:31:51

had gone. This is how I find out.

1:31:55

Jesus. Our

1:31:58

drill builds up the paper, what body? So

1:32:04

Edward Norton is the

1:32:07

father of Edward Norton is the father of

1:32:12

once

1:32:12

I get my hands on that

1:32:14

who dated Pocahontas? John Smith. John Smith. Whatever. And there's is

1:32:17

there isn't there a

1:32:19

John Smith Apple?

1:32:21

That the granny smith, which is

1:32:24

a 2. Had to have a

1:32:26

granny. You too. Everybody's got a granny.

1:32:28

Everybody's I

1:32:30

won granny. We all have grannies.

1:32:32

Everybody's got Everyone has a

1:32:34

single granny. Everybody above the egg

1:32:36

at the Chris sort of thinking

1:32:38

the big reveal, everybody was gathered. Everybody

1:32:41

there has a granny. Oh, that's the connection.

1:32:43

They all have one granny. One

1:32:47

A live granny. So it had to have

1:32:49

been one of them. Is that true? Everybody got

1:32:51

one a live granny. I got zero grannies.

1:32:53

I got one

1:32:54

granny. I got I I have No

1:32:56

granny slap. No no granny. Big bucks.

1:32:58

Big bucks. No no

1:32:59

granny. No

1:33:03

granny. No granny. No grannies. No grannies. Big buck

1:33:05

stop. No grampos. Oh, my god. Actually,

1:33:07

my dad left my mom my

1:33:09

mom my dad

1:33:11

dumped my mom. Yeah.

1:33:12

He said broke up. My dad broke up with

1:33:14

my mom. Wait. He's

1:33:15

still ten years ago.

1:33:16

He said

1:33:17

to her just a,

1:33:20

hey, I I'm I'm not

1:33:22

in love. I went out of this marriage. Yeah. I think he's, like, this is over. It was kinda I think he's wording on

1:33:24

it.

1:33:28

And that I believe he

1:33:30

flatlined. Oh. Now but

1:33:32

he got a laugh at the heart when

1:33:34

you said that before, the show's started

1:33:38

-- Yeah. -- are not laughing at us. I'm like,

1:33:40

oh, Mitch has gone too. It 2 was just we

1:33:42

you know, it was funny when we we cracked up

1:33:45

when he said he broke up you. Yeah.

1:33:46

Yeah. And then he