Join me, Dr. Fix Me, as I attempt to fix all kinds of problems for all kinds of people that appear on my show. What are my qualifications? With my doctorate in Radio and Television Broadcasting, specializing in tabloid talk shows, I’m as qualified as Jerry Springer, Sallie Jesse Raphael, Maury, Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, and even Oprah. My producers book the program, so I have no idea who will show up, or if, indeed, they will be fixed. I bring on sponsors to sell their wares as well as experts to offer advice.