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We have so much to talk about. Can

1:01

we talk about the end of Canada really

1:03

quickly because I just dropped my Canada coverage.

1:06

Yeah, okay. Why did you drop Canada? Not

1:09

for any other reason other than I

1:11

was traveling and end of the

1:13

year and then season 16 began. What

1:16

I'm hearing is excuses. What I'm

1:19

hearing is excuses. Yes, correct. And I don't want

1:21

to hear any more goddamn excuses. H

1:24

and M. Okay,

1:29

fair enough. So, okay, wait, the last,

1:31

we have our winner. Let's cut to the chase.

1:33

Venus, our winner. Okay, this finale of Canada, I

1:36

got to just say, was very interesting

1:38

because we had four amazing queens and

1:40

I didn't think Venus was going

1:42

to take it. Literally. Oh, really? I thought she was fully...

1:44

I thought she was fantastic, but I thought we were... Who

1:47

do you thought Aurora? We were going

1:49

Aurora all the way. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

1:51

Even the edit was like Aurora.

1:53

Absolutely. Like, yes, Aurora is an

1:55

incredible queen, but I feel like

1:58

the production was leading us. towards

2:00

Venus. I think in

2:02

terms of what she had, I

2:04

mean her track record is literally

2:06

impeccable. Yeah. Has she ever been

2:08

in the bottom? I don't think

2:10

so. She was

2:13

really engaging and you know, listen

2:15

we got to get a native

2:17

Queen to win a feminist drag

2:19

race and we love that for

2:21

Venus. So unfortunately

2:23

for Aurora, it just

2:27

didn't work out. Venus, I thought Venus

2:30

is the deserved winner. Do you think she

2:32

won that finale? You think she won that

2:34

finale? I think so. I think so.

2:37

Yeah, I mean I was torn.

2:39

They were both great. Again, I

2:41

really liked that top four. I

2:43

really did too and near enough

2:45

really proved that she belongs in

2:48

the top four. Girl, she's a

2:50

fantastic drag queen. I know, we

2:52

all know you're obsessed.

2:55

Oh, I forgot her name. Denim.

2:57

I know you're obsessed with Denim. Denim is you.

3:00

You are Denim. Denim. I love Denim. I

3:02

love Denim. They all

3:04

four could have won different

3:07

seasons. Yeah. Do you know what

3:09

I mean? Yeah. Really, honestly I was

3:11

like pulling for a nearer win. I

3:13

would be like, let's let's upset the

3:15

girls a little bit. Right. Let's have

3:18

a near enough winner because she worked

3:20

the hardest and she delivered.

3:22

Oh my god, she delivered. But they all

3:24

delivered. They all killed. I would have

3:26

lived, honestly. Canada is a

3:29

great international season. Y'all better be

3:31

watching Canada's drag race. Yeah, wake

3:33

up. Yeah, y'all gotta wake

3:35

up a little bit because people like to sleep on

3:38

it. It was an amazing season and truly, I think

3:42

I'm gonna be controversial and say it was

3:44

my favorite season of

3:46

2023. Absolutely. Yeah. You know,

3:49

I it revived the

3:53

franchise in my opinion. Yeah. I mean,

3:55

you had Melinda Verga show up. Oh,

3:58

wow. She's perfect. Thank

4:00

God. I mean, that is the face.

4:03

That crusty, busted up face

4:05

is the face that revived the brand.

4:08

Hahaha! And I say with love, of

4:10

course, and I say with love. The

4:12

face crack of the

4:14

franchise is her cracked face. But

4:16

truly, I, and

4:19

here, let's get into it, because here's

4:21

why. I am, I'm

4:23

just about done with Plain Jane

4:25

because... Oh! In

4:27

this episode, right, she's continuing her tour

4:29

of hate. And I just have

4:31

to say, her version of

4:33

hate is not... She's, she thinks it's

4:36

in the grand tradition of the TV

4:38

show, but it's not. It's

4:40

a creation, and it's like,

4:42

because it's neither genuine caddy

4:44

like Alyssa Edwards, nor,

4:48

nor gentle, like, gentle mama

4:51

reading like Bianca, or

4:54

unhinged like Melinda Verga. It's something

4:56

else that I don't like. Do

4:58

you, would you compare that to

5:00

a Fifi maybe, or like, what's

5:02

the difference between Plain Jane's hate

5:04

and everyone else's hate? It is

5:06

kind of Fifi, is it? Because

5:08

Fifi's always controlling, controlling, controlling the

5:11

narrative. Um, that,

5:13

it doesn't even feel as organic as that. Oh,

5:17

you think it's manufactured. Something's

5:19

weird about it. And even though, they're getting more

5:21

of her talking heads this episode, and she's saying

5:23

like, they're even saying like, Girl, you can say

5:25

whatever you want, you will pay the price with

5:27

fans, but then again, will she? I

5:30

mean, she paid the price with fans before the

5:33

season aired, because some questionable

5:35

things the lady has done. The

5:38

lady has done some weird things, I don't even get

5:40

it, she seems to have gotten a pass on that.

5:43

It seems like everyone's forgotten. This is

5:45

the weird thing about Plain Jane, is

5:48

that people sort of

5:50

love to hate Plain Jane.

5:52

Like people are, even, there

5:54

was a part where Plain Jane's attacking someone,

5:56

and Tsunami Muse is like, She's a bitch,

5:59

but I live. And it's yeah,

6:01

oh that's sort of the narrative.

6:03

It's like right. Oh, she's

6:05

a bitch and thank God She's a bitch and

6:07

Ru Paul Fingers

6:14

she's obsessed which I'm convinced you didn't

6:16

come up with I I don't

6:19

oh my oh oh dear Why

6:24

did we just turn into George you mean George

6:27

takai Oh

6:30

my Let's

6:34

not write burger fingers. Oh

6:36

my There's something

6:38

so evil about it. She will be in our

6:41

top four and there's something this

6:43

season So I will absolutely headline this

6:45

season is not scratching a niche the

6:47

way season 15 did for me so

6:50

far Okay, I'm kind of living for

6:52

this season This isn't it's not really

6:54

fun, and it's not playing Jane listen playing. Jen

6:56

is not the reason for this season no no

6:58

no It's because we have

7:01

really surprising eliminations

7:03

we have twists and turns

7:06

the girls that I you

7:08

know I predict with a Sniper

7:12

accuracy bitch who I've been

7:14

hella off this season Girl

7:17

yeah, I've been how the girls I thought

7:19

we're gonna go home first are still in

7:21

it true girls that I thought We're gonna

7:23

make it far our good good good gone

7:25

true Which kind of feels like a production

7:27

creation, but you know neither here nor there

7:29

Oh, what you mean girl speak on that

7:32

they are keeping Megami here to make us mad They

7:35

are keeping Megami here to insuriate. Oh

7:38

no. Oh no grandma had a heart

7:40

attack. Oh Sorry

7:44

that she is my older

7:46

sister. We have to be careful Like

7:51

you Listen

7:54

yes, I I

7:56

did clock Megami is going home

7:58

first right, but This episode

8:00

I'm in Z or so her.

8:03

I'm full

8:05

team Agami. I get it.

8:08

I relate to that story. I'm

8:11

rooting for her. I want her to push

8:13

a little bit more. Shut

8:16

up. I just want her

8:18

to push a little bit more. But

8:20

I think, I

8:22

like her. I like her. I like her a

8:24

lot. I really like my

8:26

girl Geneva Carr. I'm living. I

8:29

know you're not because you're a hater. But

8:32

I live for Geneva Carr. I know a lot

8:34

of people are going to come for me for

8:37

that. But I love, she just feels so real.

8:39

I know the kind of drag she does. I'm

8:41

familiar with the kind of drag she does. She

8:43

is a good ass drag queen. I love Geneva

8:45

Carr. I like her as a performer, but she

8:47

just feels slightly out of place in this season.

8:49

Ooh. Like, she

8:52

doesn't, I don't know. After full girl. After

8:54

full. Look, I like her. Again,

8:57

I called her a blindfolded lip sync

8:59

assassin. I think she has

9:01

a gun with a lot of bullets in

9:03

it, and she's getting lucky with these bullets.

9:05

What? Why? She's getting,

9:07

because she's so far gone

9:10

against, who did she

9:12

send, who went home first? Her, she looked

9:14

damn great. Her, she giving up the Tyler

9:16

Perry threshold. Are you sure I'm older because

9:18

bitch is forgetting. Miss girl

9:20

is fighting Dory. Miss. Ha

9:22

ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hi,

9:25

I'm Mono. The

9:28

tea is, she's gotten lucky with these

9:30

assassinations. Mirage, they expected Mirage to stay.

9:32

Don't you think they expected? Oh, they

9:34

all did. The girl, the gag was

9:36

gag-atrocious. I loved it. That was, that

9:38

was sad and funny. I loved it.

9:41

I loved it. You loved the TV of it? I loved

9:43

it. I mean, listen, I, You loved

9:45

it. I thought Mirage was gonna make it

9:47

very far. Me too. But the

9:49

bitch didn't know the words. And listen, it's not

9:51

enough to do some stuntin' trick and look cute

9:54

in hell, as hell, and doing it. You gotta

9:56

know the words. That is

9:58

the essential. aspect of a

10:00

lip sync. It was a hard song. It

10:02

was a hard song. But

10:05

that's what Kennedy said about fancy. Did

10:07

she turn it out? No, but she knew

10:10

the words. Kind of. You think...

10:12

Wait, wait, wait. Your example is Kennedy

10:14

knows the words to fancy. That's where

10:16

your girl... It was

10:18

the same difficulty level. Can

10:20

you look back in your encyclopedia for Gagaca

10:22

and get a better example of someone

10:25

knowing their goddamn words? Um,

10:31

like Coco when Coco Of

10:34

course Coco is lip-sync assassin and the first to

10:36

point at her mouth and lip-sync. I mean one

10:38

of the coolest moves you can do in anything.

10:40

I mean I copy it all the time. It's

10:42

really funny. I'm still here right now. Milk,

10:46

I mean Q is complaining about...

10:48

Did you say milk? Yes. You

10:51

called Q milk? She's

10:53

doing the same thing. And

10:56

that is a hate crime. And

10:58

that's a slur. This is a revamp

11:00

of milks. I'm so sad I didn't

11:03

win. What'd you feel

11:05

about Q? I'm so sad I didn't

11:07

win. You know, I was fine with

11:09

it until she

11:12

was giving somebody else shade at the end for like

11:16

showing her emotions. Who

11:18

was she like shitting on? Wait,

11:21

Q was shitting on plain? Yeah, not

11:25

plain, not plain. Later on after

11:28

somebody was crying. Oh Oh

11:30

tsunami when she said when she was like,

11:32

oh I had to say you and your

11:34

name and tsunami muse was like Okay,

11:37

fuck you and Q's like what those are my

11:39

feelings. There's no need for you to be mad

11:41

about it I'm like Q you of all people

11:43

should not be saying that. You

11:45

got all up in your feelings about being in the top. Let

11:49

tsunami feel her feelings and you

11:51

need to sit down and shut up Q. Yeah, one

11:54

million percent. Shut

11:56

the fuck up, please. You weren't listening to a

11:58

word I said. I... That

12:01

sounded so hollow girl, like damn.

12:04

You have a bacon cuz you hollow man. Ew.

12:09

What a straight reference. Next time say something

12:11

a little more interesting. Um,

12:13

next time just, you know, just like vamp, vamp it

12:15

up a little bit. Just shush it up. Just

12:18

what up? Just give me

12:20

a little. Are you talking about me? Just shush it up bitch. Give

12:24

me a little more. No. I don't shush it up.

12:26

I'm just shush, shush. Cannon. I

12:30

don't shush, pause. I am the

12:32

shush, shush, cannon. Uh,

12:35

look, I'm with you. I'm just ready

12:37

to talk about what's next because we

12:39

got girl groups. We got drama picking

12:41

who's who. Oh boy. RuPaul is plugging

12:43

her memoir, which I guarantee will be

12:45

just like her last two memoirs. Is

12:48

that real? It just seems so fake.

12:50

I would say the only thing that this

12:52

better have is more details on her open

12:54

relationship because that would be good details if

12:56

she's ready to spill. She has

12:58

an open relationship. She does. Yeah, she's like alluded

13:00

to it in like a video. No,

13:08

but truly she talked about it like vaguely,

13:10

but I would love to hear maybe a

13:12

little bit more, but I don't know how

13:14

much we're gonna hear. Okay. Well, you heard

13:16

it here first folks. You might know and

13:18

you can quote Mano saying

13:21

that RuPaul has an open relationship.

13:23

It's now cannon. It's

13:26

cannon. I'll die on that Hill.

13:29

We got our mini challenge. Again,

13:31

plain Jane flummoxes me with her

13:34

brand of comedy. I don't

13:36

get it. I don't get

13:38

it. There's something so gutter butt

13:41

about it. It's just,

13:43

you know what it is? What? And

13:46

you know what? Say it.

13:48

Cacacians cover your ears for a

13:50

second. Just a second until I

13:52

say my truth for just a

13:54

second. Okay, say it. All

13:56

your other. Okay. Wait,

14:00

hold on quick Caucasians, right eat these peanut butter crackers

14:02

really quick here. Enjoy these peanut butter crackers Yeah, yeah,

14:04

dip them in mayonnaise. Go ahead. Go go go Now

14:08

that all the white people are gone girl plain

14:10

Jane is Literally

14:12

the definition of white mediocrity. Oh,

14:15

that's what I'm celebrating white mediocrity.

14:17

That's what I'm saying mid

14:20

to mid mid mid mid the most

14:23

mid Queen ever yeah, and

14:25

she celebrated because She's

14:27

a bitch and she's so She's

14:30

got the conventional look. That's all

14:32

I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna

14:34

say anything more She's conventional and

14:37

people live yeah, and that's

14:39

why she gets to behave so poorly She's

14:41

poorly behaved like I don't see her

14:43

I haven't seen her do anything gaggy.

14:45

Have you no? I

14:47

mean look I think her drag is

14:49

very pretty that I have to admit

14:52

her drag is pretty But

14:55

that's not enough for me. Sorry

14:57

hmm That's not enough for me

14:59

because for me this show also

15:01

just my queer heroes are people

15:04

who I Feel

15:06

for people I want to connect with

15:08

people who are like fully rounded like

15:10

my Alexis Mateo's my juju bees My

15:13

Bianca del Rios whatever like these are like real people

15:16

but but but bitch shut up for a second None

15:19

of those girls are white oh

15:21

shit all your examples are not

15:24

white queens Oh, I guess I hate white

15:26

people um oh shit. They're

15:28

all the white people are back. Oh,

15:30

okay, okay, so yeah Pearl

15:34

Pearl was great. Oh, it's a good drag

15:36

queen. I'm so glad she was top three

15:38

she deserved No, she did so much.

15:40

Oh my god cuz who else wears bras

15:42

and drag. It's like she like invented

15:44

that I know she really did she really

15:47

did anyway Sofia wins the mini fear of

15:49

totally wins And I love her

15:51

and she made Roo laugh, and that's and that's

15:53

that that's how you win any mini challenge You

15:56

just have to make Roo laugh, and it's her

15:58

slew foot that Roo can't Get

16:00

over. Yeah, seriously. RuPaul has

16:02

one thing, will

16:04

give a queen a thing, and that's the thing

16:06

they have to do. Yeah, sorry.

16:09

Chris, like Crystal Matt said, and just like for

16:11

having to do. Elder barge. Elder

16:14

barge drag every time freaking RuPaul

16:16

does that. It's like, oh, I'm

16:18

sorry, Crystal. It is a really

16:21

interesting dynamic that you're just like, you're told what

16:23

you are and then you have to deliver. It's

16:25

not unlike being a successful cast member of SNL.

16:28

Ooh. Hey, you're

16:30

this, do this. Okay. That

16:32

was last week. Well,

16:36

I'm still laughing. I'm still laughing

16:38

and laughing. The brick. Can

16:41

you imagine how, can you tell, how

16:44

crazy was that challenge? No, I'm sorry. You

16:47

know what? I couldn't watch the whole thing. I had to fast forward

16:49

it. I was getting secondhand

16:51

cringivitis. No, no, no. Oh,

16:55

you think it's cringivitis is why your crotch is so

16:57

itchy? Oh. Yeah,

17:00

I just get so embarrassed for other people that my,

17:03

my pussy is itchy. I,

17:07

I, I, scandal. Okay.

17:10

Okay, stop because RuPaul will assign you that

17:12

for a whole season. If

17:14

you don't say itchy queen. The

17:16

itchy queen. Yeah, itchy Latinx queen.

17:20

Okay, so let's talk quickly about the

17:22

Megami drama or the Megami and plain

17:24

Jane or last. Plain Jane believes she's

17:27

too good and not being chosen

17:29

because she'll outshine her peers. Yeah.

17:32

And Megami is of course just like

17:34

fuck, I'm getting picked last, this hurts

17:36

my feelings. Yeah, and she was really

17:39

emotional about it, which I felt bad.

17:41

You know, that is, I mean, they

17:43

are literally the polar ends of the

17:45

spectrum, of the confidence spectrum. Yes, they

17:47

really are. Two opposite problems. Someone

17:50

who needs, who could believe in something themselves

17:52

more and someone who. Megami needs a little

17:54

bit more plain Jane. Plain Jane needs a

17:56

lot more Megami. I want

17:58

them to do more of those challenges. where they pair

18:00

you up with a queen and they're like, you need

18:02

to learn from each other. Ooh. Like they didn't even

18:05

pair with you. Okay, who would you pair? Who

18:07

would you pair playing Jane with? Megami.

18:09

Okay. Mmm. I

18:12

would pair her up with a mandatory meeting,

18:14

obviously. That's better production. Then

18:16

Megami needs to be with Saphira. Yes.

18:19

Yeah. That's a good pairing.

18:21

That's a good pairing. Yes. Zunami

18:24

needs to be with someone funny. Who do we

18:26

put her with someone actually funny? I would put

18:28

Zunami with plasma. That's good. Yeah,

18:31

that's great. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

18:34

Then that means we have to put... Uh-oh.

18:37

Geneva Carr. I put her with Q. Oh,

18:39

okay. Yes,

18:41

that's correct because my God, she needs help with

18:43

the looks. Yeah. Yeah,

18:45

yeah, yeah. Wait, who do we have with...

18:47

Morphine. Morphine and Dawn. Oh, that's

18:50

a good pairing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good

18:52

pairing. Yeah, okay. I like

18:55

that. Who did we forget? We forgot

18:57

somebody. We forgot Maya. Maya. Maya

19:00

and... And Nymphia? Oh, that's

19:02

good. That's good. Is that you

19:04

think that works? That works, yeah.

19:06

Because Nymphia is delightful and free

19:09

and goofy and Maya is not.

19:11

Yes. And Maya is very quiet

19:13

and Nymphia talks too much, you know? I

19:15

am so excited to be here. I'm

19:20

a dancer. All right, everyone. Three,

19:22

four, two, three, four, one. Is it the cameras?

19:24

Do you think that's what it is? I've

19:28

never... I've never seen... Do

19:30

you think a drag queen is just that

19:32

shy? Some people are just like

19:34

this. I mean, it's kind of amazing to

19:36

be that shy and that physically amazing, astounding.

19:38

It's interesting. Why are you looking at me when

19:40

you say that? Oh, I wasn't. Well,

19:46

get your eyes checked, bitch, because you work. Do

19:48

you think you're... I mean, I do agree you

19:51

are a dancer. Do you think... Because

19:53

you've always painted yourself as an introvert who

19:55

gets out on stage. Yeah, yeah.

19:58

I understand where Maya is coming from. It's like,

20:00

you know, let the drag speak for itself. But

20:03

even in drag, she's not really that...

20:06

I know. Like her personality isn't

20:08

really shining. Her drag garments are

20:11

suspicious. Oops, oops, oops, oops. But

20:13

you know, she's... Her drag

20:16

isn't like, hey, look at me,

20:18

I'm standing here looking pretty like

20:20

you. Her drag is, I'm

20:22

gonna wear something that I can move

20:24

around and buck and kick. Which

20:27

is also valid, you know? Yeah.

20:30

Yeah, but I mean, the runways, you're getting lots

20:32

of passes on the runways, in my opinion. Well,

20:34

yeah. She needed

20:36

a stylist. She did. We're

20:38

gonna fight some more, but first... Chop,

20:41

chop. You

20:44

feel like taking a break? Yeah. Honk,

20:46

honk. Get

20:54

in whore, we're going. Where? To

20:57

Provincetown, you dumb dumb. I'm

21:00

kidding. I'm just being cruel, because

21:02

if you haven't heard about how amazing

21:05

Provincetown is, girl, get

21:07

up out from under that rock, beat

21:10

your mug, and let's hit it. P-town

21:13

is the place where

21:15

queerness is not only

21:17

celebrated, cultural diversity is

21:19

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Bring back my chop. We're

22:31

back, and we're talking this girl

22:33

group challenge. Would you turn this challenge

22:36

out? I would. I

22:38

mean, would you choreograph? Could we just talk about

22:40

this? Could we just talk about this for a

22:42

second? Would you choreograph? Of course.

22:45

I have received DMs out the

22:47

wazoo, because if you know me,

22:51

you are no stranger to my love

22:53

of ASMR Lover. You do love

22:55

it. I love the song. I play it

22:57

on repeat all the time. It is truly

22:59

such a bop. Y'all don't even know, except

23:02

y'all do know. I think we

23:04

do now. It's a semi-successful RuPaul

23:07

song. Y'all know it now, because

23:09

the girls who got ASMR Lover,

23:12

I don't want to spoil it, but let's

23:14

just say, they turned it out. Let's

23:16

just say that. I mean, the song

23:18

choices were a bit uneven, you know

23:20

what I mean? Because I mean, the

23:22

first one was OK, too. That middle

23:24

song was suspicious. But girl, I

23:26

couldn't even tell you the other ones. I

23:29

didn't care. Yeah. I didn't

23:31

care. I was waiting for ASMR Lover. As soon

23:33

as she said ASMR Lover, I said, OK. Do

23:38

you have anything to say about Q's

23:40

robotic walk that the girls are actively

23:42

laughing about? I mean, the

23:44

girls were mean in the sidebar. They

23:48

were mean. This collection

23:50

of queens are just rude

23:52

and mean. And you know what? No

23:55

one is really talking about this, but Don

23:58

is a very catty little girl. girl. She

24:01

is a catty little girl and like I'm

24:04

I want to see more from her because I

24:06

want to get to know her better and already

24:08

five episodes in like I'm enjoying

24:10

the little bitchy for some reason she's giving

24:12

me a little bit of like bitchy Sasha

24:15

Velour vibes in terms of

24:17

she's bitchy but she's not evil she's

24:19

usually kind of spilling just a little

24:21

bit of tea. Yes she's spilling tea

24:24

but she's she's a conniving one I

24:26

would watch out for Dawn. You gotta

24:28

watch for that

24:30

one. You gotta watch out for the

24:33

at one. I

24:35

like her I'm excited I'm excited

24:37

to see what the fuck

24:39

happens with that but now

24:41

they're getting ready for their girl group challenge

24:43

we're getting a lot of a man story.

24:45

Which song would you have wanted to perform

24:48

in? Definitely ASMR

24:50

Lover like you

24:52

gotta you that's the best song

24:54

it's the best song it's got

24:56

a built-in game it's it's like

24:59

check check check mm-hmm

25:02

what do you want to build in the game

25:04

oh my god name check Angie

25:09

call her Angie check

25:13

ASMR you know you got the whispers you

25:15

got you know love it's

25:17

it's there the the joke is built

25:19

in you just play

25:21

that and they did you know they had

25:23

the little Maya Maya it was like okay

25:26

check yeah done oh you good you did it they

25:29

did a damn good job I gotta say

25:31

okay well let's get to it there's fighting

25:34

in the workroom of course my god plain

25:36

Jane is doing her her conti is so

25:38

bizarre I wish she

25:40

I wish she had decided whether she's a

25:42

villain or not because she's kind of

25:45

playing both sides of them no she's

25:47

not she's clearly being the villain but

25:49

she's like I'm just wanting to tell

25:51

my sister that she needs to strengthen

25:53

her drag aesthetic no no no no

25:55

no whoa that's a good impression yeah

25:57

thank you I just I imagine Imagine

26:00

the corpse that came back to life for

26:02

five minutes. Oh, okay, yeah, that's plenty. It's

26:04

about to die again, but... It

26:08

can't really feel human emotion, but it's trying

26:10

to. I'm trying! Um,

26:14

okay, so you think she just wants to be a

26:16

villain? Okay. I think she's very

26:18

well aware of the cameras and she's doing it.

26:21

She's like mean to Q, but she knows that

26:23

Q can snap back, so she's a little scared

26:25

of Q. Mm-hmm. She's

26:28

like a little on mean to a mandatory meeting.

26:30

Mean. She's like, she brought her

26:32

in this argument that there was no need and

26:35

she's not scared of Amanda. And

26:37

Amanda is, you know, I

26:39

feel bad for Amanda because she's just like, uh, fuck,

26:41

what do I do? I'd be curious

26:43

to see how this narrative evolves

26:45

because now Amanda's gone, you know

26:48

what I mean? Okay, spoiler

26:50

alert. I don't know how people listen

26:52

to podcasts, but I hope it's not stopping and

26:54

starting the episode. Well, fuck my drag shit.

26:58

But I'd be curious

27:00

to see, right? Okay, she's already said

27:02

she, Amanda gets the golden boot and

27:04

she's saying I'm so sorry sister after

27:07

she says that. So it's like, are you saying it or

27:09

are you not saying it? Mm,

27:11

what do you think? Because I think she's

27:13

just saying it to say it. I think

27:15

she's just very calculated and wants

27:18

the fans to think she's cunty and funny,

27:20

but then. Yeah, and it's

27:22

working. Fans do think that. Ugh,

27:24

I wonder. I mean, I'm out of

27:27

touch maybe. You know, listeners, viewers,

27:30

shout out in the comments. Are you a Plain

27:32

Jane stan? What are your thoughts on Plain Jane?

27:34

Let us know. Let us know.

27:36

Do we like her or not? I'm serious.

27:38

I'm still confused. Yeah, I'm

27:41

not joking, bitch. Tell us about Plain Jane. Did

27:43

you love Pla- Okay, wait, we forgot to talk

27:45

about how Plasma won last week. LOL. What

27:48

do you think that is? Um,

27:50

I don't know. I

27:52

liked Plasma in the first episode or second

27:55

episode, wherever she was premiering. And

27:58

um, I don't know. I

28:00

don't want to say she's getting on my nerves,

28:02

but they're giving the girl a lot of airtime

28:06

Unfairly, so I'm like it's weird

28:08

what why I don't know

28:10

why is plasma suddenly the main character

28:12

here And then it's weird too that

28:14

like she's like I don't want to

28:17

be Barbara in this episode She talks

28:19

like Barbara girl. She like does a

28:21

barber thing eight times like remember Roo.

28:23

I'm Bob, right It's

28:25

unhinged it makes no sense. He is Madison

28:28

was really mean this episode wasn't that funny.

28:30

She was in a bad mood She

28:34

was sharp like in a way that I was

28:36

like I don't know if that's super helpful, but work

28:39

but listen when they fucked up they fucked up That's

28:42

true and not a lot of the girls fucked up this week

28:44

I will say a lot of them

28:46

turned it out yeah, but to me the gag of

28:48

all gag is was I gonna pop

28:52

Ha say more. What do you mean like

28:55

say less icon a pop? Are

28:59

they making music still like Well

29:01

based on this lip-synced song they gave

29:04

us they need to stop Immediately

29:07

oh cuz I was thinking I was like

29:09

oh, this is mono's jam app. Look look

29:11

stop it This sounds like a mono. Jap.

29:13

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

29:16

Even I have a taste level like oh

29:19

I know I love it. I was like,

29:21

oh, okay. This is like something. Oh, it

29:24

was a disgusting rotten song that should burn

29:26

in hell Oh Torture

29:28

QDSM is the first group and

29:31

they're performing Roo song star baby

29:37

You oh yeah, poor Q that's

29:39

I worry for Q this is how I

29:41

dance this is how I dance like you

29:44

No, you gotta love don't talk about my friend that way Thank

29:46

you She's a she's

29:49

very just stiff darling It's

29:53

a it's a little creaky, you know, I mean

29:55

it's a little creaky. It's so weird It's just

29:57

the the arm movements are so like 20% You

30:01

know yeah, and you know there's

30:03

something like humanizing about someone who looks so

30:06

stunning Yeah, cannot like moves like

30:08

a refrigerator. Well. I like I'm

30:10

sorry like an unplugged refrigerator. Thank

30:13

you She's not you're

30:15

saying she's not even like burping you know the way like

30:17

a refrigerator like Can't make

30:19

it no ice cubes this shit is unplugged

30:21

okay? Well, I

30:23

look I can't disagree What

30:26

did you think of this group overall overall?

30:28

I liked it. I liked morphine morphine was

30:30

pretty damn good I would say also I

30:32

was impressed because you know she is a

30:34

face She is the body, but I was

30:36

like does she have the skills and I

30:38

was like oh yeah I guess well she

30:40

does she's gonna need to do something quick

30:42

though because she's really in the middle like

30:44

she's good But she's really in the middle

30:46

She is in the middle. I'd like her

30:48

talking heads though I feel like oh I

30:50

love it which plasma and morphine When she

30:52

says more of morphine like I like that the

30:54

white people are fighting. I was like that's so

30:56

funny She's very funny. She's very very funny She's

30:59

gone. I was impressed with dawn. I was

31:01

impressed with dawn, but the fear of stole

31:03

the show for me Really,

31:06

I don't think she did oh you're

31:08

you're wrong She is giving us

31:10

the fear was she does very very well

31:13

Yeah She I think was

31:15

aware of it being a group and

31:17

didn't like she was like I'm not gonna steal I'm

31:19

not gonna cuz I can cuz the

31:21

fear can but she's like I'm not gonna do

31:24

that I did and I think it was I

31:28

think she had my favorite verse of

31:30

all of the girls really it was

31:32

funny. It was bitchy It

31:34

didn't have the similar the boring

31:36

tropes of crown it mama rue

31:39

I'm going to the top and you're

31:42

gonna hear me say I'm the next

31:44

day of superstar Like

31:46

that those same three lyrics that

31:48

are in everything like cut

31:50

a bitch crown it and You

31:53

know work. Oh, that's why I like

31:55

dawns. I to me the best was

31:58

dawn in that group Wow, really? know

32:00

you've done for Dawn that much. Um,

32:02

only in this episode. I don't really,

32:04

but this one, she did really well.

32:07

And I, again, they need to relax on

32:09

cutting to- Yo, I

32:11

love it. More. Smelling a fart. More.

32:14

You want more of those, those inserts? More,

32:16

more Q doing nothing and then cut the

32:19

TS back. Oh my god. What

32:21

about they make, them making

32:24

a fucking Q do the Shaka Khan

32:26

move? That's so mean. That's

32:28

so mean. She just looks like

32:31

a fucking clothes, a wire

32:33

hanger in the wind when she does

32:35

it. Mm-mm-mm. No, no,

32:38

no. Okay. Love a girl's doing

32:40

courage to love. Yeah.

32:42

Boring song. Boring song.

32:44

Boring song, but they ate it up. I thought this

32:47

was a good group. It wasn't

32:49

that bad. It wasn't that bad. Plasma was,

32:51

plasma was kind of my least favorite because

32:53

her lyrics were nothing. Yeah, they were nothing.

32:55

They were living for plasma for some reason.

32:59

She was okay. She was very mid. To

33:01

me, let's say who the star of this

33:04

group was on a count of three, okay?

33:06

Okay. Three. One. Two. Two. Three.

33:10

Plain Jane. What?

33:14

I really did think Plain Jane was the best in

33:16

this group. Who

33:19

do you think the best was? Tsunami

33:21

Muse is the right answer, but- Well, tell me

33:24

why. Talk to me. Because she

33:26

ate this shit up in her own

33:28

way. Yeah. She was given 90s ballroom

33:30

style. She was giving a fashion girl.

33:32

She was doing it her own style.

33:35

I love- I- that outfit? 10 out

33:37

of 10. It's a great

33:39

outfit. Um, so sad. Okay,

33:41

so Plain Jane, why? She-

33:44

I thought her lyrics were fantastic.

33:46

They were funny. And

33:49

she looks really good.

33:51

And the hair looks good. I'm

33:55

like, this is killing me. I'm

33:57

dying inside. Because I think she's

33:59

really- go to drag. I think she's

34:01

a sociopath, but there's a- we know- we

34:03

know a lot of performers like this. We

34:06

know a lot of performers like this where

34:08

like, on stage, the audience eats them up.

34:10

And then in real life, you're like, you

34:13

suck. You're the worst. Name names.

34:15

Name names. And you'll bleep it

34:18

out. The book. I don't- I

34:20

love Clementine, but I'm scared. Um,

34:23

we- don't you know what I'm saying? I'll name

34:25

names. I'll name names. Ready? Go do it. Beep.

34:28

You're so full of shit. I'll

34:31

say my god. Beep, beep. Goddamn

34:34

it. I'll say one more.

34:36

Monoagapian. Odyssey, thank you. Um,

34:41

thank you. I want- I want the audience-

34:43

Why- why would Amanda's chromatica

34:45

look so not

34:48

good enough? It was bumpy, girl.

34:50

And the tights- I just

34:52

thought the color of the tights were so

34:54

strange. Oh, because

34:56

she did eat it up. Like, I

34:58

like the way Amanda moves. She moves

35:00

like a weird cartoon. Yes. Um-

35:03

And she like performs in fucking

35:05

Broadway shows. Yeah, she's great, but

35:07

the look was just not it.

35:10

I know. Out of all of them,

35:12

she looked the messiest, I'm gonna say.

35:14

But that's the thing. There's something really

35:16

endearing about Amanda. I really like Amanda

35:18

a lot. I really like

35:20

her. She's a little undercooked, you know? Bring

35:22

her back to- bring her back on All

35:24

Stars and she'll definitely serve.

35:27

She knows she- you know what- you know what competition she would win?

35:30

Bad Drag Race. Oh. She

35:32

would win the shit out of that. Because

35:34

she- Amanda- she's an Ellie Queen, isn't she?

35:36

I love her. Amanda, if you're listening, please,

35:39

please, please compete in Bad Drag Race. Oh

35:41

my god. We'll give you the crown. I'm

35:43

sure she'd love that. I'm sure she'd love

35:45

to be brought to Bad Drag Race after.

35:47

She'd even up. Come

35:49

on, she has a sense of humor. She does

35:52

have a sense of humor. I think she's really

35:54

talented. Um, and we didn't see enough of her.

35:56

But now we have ASMR Love Her by Sickest.

36:00

First of all, thick and stick. L-O-L,

36:03

I'm laughing. Come on now. That's funny. That

36:05

made you laugh? That's funny

36:07

to me. Okay. Well, I guess it's

36:09

easy. I guess everyone laughed at something. Wow.

36:13

Wait, because why they're all thick and what? Because

36:16

they're all thick, except for freaking Nymphia,

36:18

who's a stick. Oh.

36:21

Did you not get that joke? Oh, you must not

36:23

be sophisticated like me. I didn't get it. Okay, it's

36:25

funny. Okay, I agree. It's funny. I

36:27

thought they were just like making...

36:29

Oh, just being weird and just being

36:32

like, Oh, like a thick

36:34

stick. Like

36:36

a thick dick. You know, whatever, girl.

36:40

I don't know why you do comedy. You just... I don't

36:42

know. You're a writer? Well, okay. Interesting.

36:45

Really interesting. And you're

36:47

an actor? Because

36:49

right now you could be acting... No, not anymore.

36:52

Acting like my friend. Shut

36:54

the fuck up. You're so stupid.

36:56

You are so stupid. Looking for

36:58

a job. Anybody want to hire

37:00

me? I can't

37:02

wait. I can't wait until you get so famous you

37:04

stop talking to me. That'll be the gag. That'll be

37:06

the gag. You won't let me do that. So

37:14

this group is great. I mean, Maya is amazing.

37:17

I mean, her strengths are clean and amazing.

37:19

Yes. Who was your favorite? God,

37:22

I'm gonna say

37:24

Geneva was good. Oh,

37:30

so good. Okay. Maya's performance was my favorite

37:32

and of course Nymphia's lyrics were my favorite.

37:35

Okay. For me, Maya took it all the

37:37

way. And shout

37:39

out honorable mention to Megami for really

37:41

tearing it up. Yeah,

37:44

she did good. She did really good. I

37:47

love her in this like silhouette. There's

37:49

something really sexy about the way

37:51

she's padded and just

37:53

cinched. Yeah. And

37:55

again, I love their joint yellow black

37:57

color palette. It looks really good. It

38:00

looks really really good. Um, yeah,

38:03

I don't know, but Nymphia for me is should

38:05

have won this. I'm gonna go ahead and spoil

38:07

it, obviously they all win a challenge. They all

38:10

win. Nymphia should have, they should have said you're

38:12

the top group and Nymphia you win because your

38:14

runway is by far the best. I

38:16

mean, yeah, everyone else's runway was coo coo

38:19

coo coo coo. Chopped. It

38:21

was chop chop. It was crunchy. It

38:24

was almond butter. It was, it

38:27

was not good. It was mayonnaise.

38:29

It was, it was relish.

38:33

It was bumpy. It was

38:35

suspicious. It was potholes. It

38:37

was craters. It was lava.

38:40

It was magma. It

38:42

was a mess. And this is the edited

38:44

version. It

38:50

was cute. I was, I live, someone

38:52

release the season

38:54

16 version of

38:56

ASMR Lover, please ASAP. I

38:58

bet it's on Spotify. It's not, I

39:00

checked. Trust

39:03

I checked immediately. I checked yesterday, I

39:05

checked today. Not there. What

39:07

do you think about plasma being

39:10

genuinely gagged and supportive of everyone

39:12

performing? I mean, weren't you? Yeah,

39:16

I would agree. Everyone did really good

39:18

this challenge and it got pretty, it

39:20

got really scary when I was like,

39:22

oh, these two are the bottom. I

39:25

know the fact that Q and the

39:27

mandatory meeting were in the bottom, justifiably

39:29

so. Justifiably. I was like, oh

39:32

shit, okay, this is interesting.

39:35

Very, very interesting. It

39:37

was, it was wild. It

39:39

was wild. Okay, wait, we're gonna talk

39:41

about this pussycat wig runway. But

39:45

first, meow, meow. Top

39:47

chop. You

39:50

feel like taking a break? Break back by break. Wait.

39:54

You already brought the break back? No, we're

39:57

still on break. Okay. Now

40:08

we're back from prison. Okay, thank god. Okay,

40:12

Pussycat wig is essentially faster

40:14

kill, faster kill, pussycat wig. Pussycat

40:17

wig is the assignment. Wait, I'm sorry, what'd you

40:19

say? Faster kill,

40:21

faster kill? Faster

40:24

pussycat kill, kill. Gotcha. Okay.

40:27

Okay. You're gonna crucify me.

40:29

Yeah, bitch, I know it's a reference to

40:31

a fucking movie. I just might, bitch. Yeah,

40:34

I remember. I also remember the Britney Murphy

40:36

song, R.I.P., okay? Britney

40:38

Murphy had a song with Paul O'Gimme a- Wait,

40:40

that's how you know the reference? You so toxic.

40:43

No. You're so toxic. I'm saying

40:45

in addition to- You are so toxic. You

40:48

are playing Jane, bitch. You're

40:50

so toxic. My day

40:53

is how you live. Okay.

40:56

So Pussycat wig is a category, word

40:58

to Monet exchange. They should have said

41:00

word to Monet exchange and they didn't,

41:02

which is rude. But we all knew.

41:04

We all knew. We all

41:07

knew. Mm-hmm. We're gonna chirp and burp

41:09

these, Oscar. What do you say? Oh, this is gonna be

41:11

exciting. We got morphine

41:13

love Dion, giving Catwoman went

41:15

to the ball gown. Yes.

41:19

This is a ch-ch-chirp for

41:22

me. Really

41:24

fun silhouette, a different look for

41:26

morphine. I live the wig itself.

41:28

Iconic. It's one of

41:31

the better Pussycat wigs. I really like

41:33

the gem details because it really helped

41:35

elevate Pussycat wig because a

41:37

lot of the wigs on this runway were

41:39

cursed. I know. They were a little cheat-tastic.

41:42

You didn't really do the assignment, girl.

41:44

I agree. And it's like,

41:46

how hard is it to get a

41:49

damn Pussycat wig? And get a nice

41:51

one. Look, I get it. We've all,

41:53

I love a cheap Pussycat wig. Listen,

41:55

it's a fine line between Pussycat wig

41:57

and bus driver wig. Beat

42:02

be punk. Conk! Girl, we need to call

42:04

the Orkan man because a lot of these

42:06

wigs have

42:09

infested this home. They are rats, rodents,

42:11

and mice. They are disgusting. They're disgusting.

42:13

It reminded me of like, oh yeah,

42:15

this is why small hair is usually

42:18

pretty rough. Yeah, exactly. But Morphein did

42:20

it correct. She did. It was chirp.

42:22

It was chirp. Big hips. It

42:25

was cool. It was weird. Q,

42:27

giving Renaissance

42:29

tini. What

42:32

did you think of this Camelot moment? You

42:34

know, it's cute. It's like, it's cute with

42:36

a Q. I love it. The

42:39

Pussycat flapper wig had a

42:41

moment. This was an attractive

42:43

wig. This was a chirp for

42:45

me. This is polished. Very polished.

42:47

The hair was great. The look

42:50

was great. It was an interesting

42:52

material. The sequined sword

42:55

and sequined night helmet.

42:58

It looked great. It's absolutely a chirp. Yeah,

43:00

it's a chirp. She's good. And

43:03

Rupaul asked her again. You made this? She's like, who made this?

43:05

You know she's going to say me. I said, I did. Well,

43:08

you know, whatever. OK. This

43:10

is my favorite one. Is

43:13

this your caca? This is my caca. The

43:17

fear of crystal. OK. Coming

43:19

down, already giving henchmen. She

43:22

has a fucking cat on her head. It's

43:24

very funny. With a butthole. I

43:27

mean. I and the.

43:29

Usually pretty rough. Yeah, exactly. But

43:31

more beans. Did it correct? She did.

43:33

It was chirp. It was chirp. Big

43:36

hips. It was cool. It was weird.

43:38

Q giving Renaissance

43:41

Henny. What'd

43:44

you think of this Camelot? You know,

43:46

it's cute. It's like it's cute with

43:48

a Q. I love it. The

43:51

pussycat flapper wig had a

43:53

moment. It was an attractive

43:55

wig. This was a chirp for me.

43:58

This is polished. Very polished. The

44:00

hair was great. The look was

44:03

great. It's an interesting material. I

44:05

mean the sequined Sword

44:08

and sequined night helmet.

44:11

It looked great. It's absolutely a chirp. Yeah, it's

44:13

a chirp She's good and

44:15

Rupaul after again you made this. She's like who made

44:17

this like, you know, she's gonna say me I just

44:19

gotta say me. Well, you know, whatever. Okay,

44:22

so this is my favorite one

44:25

Is this your kaka? This is my kaka. Oh

44:29

The fear of Chris all

44:31

okay coming down already giving

44:33

henchmen She has a

44:35

fucking cat on her head. It's very funny

44:37

with a butthole I mean

44:39

I and

44:41

then she takes it off

44:44

and her by the way, their ball cap is flawless Yeah,

44:47

and She's giving dr. Evil. She's

44:50

so funny. I love her with all of my

44:52

heart. What did you think? I This

44:54

was great with fun interpretation It

44:57

can be very boring to just give us

44:59

pussy cat wig and she took it and

45:01

did it literally I I live I was

45:04

a chirp There's a button on although not

45:06

my cup. There's a a chirp butthole on

45:08

it I love her

45:10

with my whole heart and the garment

45:12

if that wasn't enough This

45:15

garment is stunning. Yeah, and

45:18

the breastplate Finally a breastplate

45:20

that matches her. Yeah, how did she get

45:23

an appropriately sized bed? Did

45:26

they like hook her up or something? I

45:28

don't know. Thank God because who those titties

45:30

were Yeah, not

45:32

it. I love this garment so much. This

45:34

like yeah, it's lit shoulder cape. I Fucking

45:39

this is a cacao for me. I love her so much.

45:41

She looked and she looks so beautiful bald. Yes.

45:43

Okay, Don You love

45:46

this? This is a actually

45:48

love them. Don't what? It

45:51

doesn't meet the challenge at all.

45:53

I said pussycat wig where whoa

45:57

Honey, that's not a no. No,

45:59

really The bag is Pussycat. Oh

46:01

no. No, no, no. Oh,

46:03

I love this. Let's see Dawn. Let's see

46:05

Dawn do Pussycat wig No, I love getting

46:07

she's getting too much leeway. Oh,

46:09

I love this. Of course you do It's

46:12

stunning. This is your drag. What are you

46:14

talking about? You don't love this? I You

46:19

know what it is. It's non-applicable because she didn't

46:21

meet the challenge. Oh my god. You are the

46:23

worst You are the law roach of this podcast

46:27

And and you're problematic you are

46:29

not oh Then that's

46:31

exactly what law roach would say This

46:36

is wild I love it the

46:39

clashing of patterns the denim muck

46:41

luxe the zebra the

46:43

leopard The drawstring

46:45

sequins I am over

46:48

the moon or the pussycat haka. Where is

46:50

it? Bitch? It's a small wig. It was

46:53

the assignment. That's not what a pussycat

46:55

wig is. Why not? Why the

46:57

fuck not pussycat wig has a very

46:59

specific aesthetic and that is not it

47:02

I guarantee if you look up pussycat wig, you're not

47:04

like your chair It's

47:07

a kick off for me. So you're gonna burp it. Is that what

47:09

you're saying? Yes, I am. You know what? Yes, I am You're

47:14

the worst person I know yes, I am I'm gonna burp

47:16

it it's an ugly look I hate it Why

47:18

do you do this why do you do this

47:20

to yourself no That's

47:23

what I want to know why do you do

47:25

this to your she gets an F for not

47:27

doing the assignment? This is what it's like judging

47:29

a drag show with you anyone listening Yes, sometimes

47:31

someone kills it and you're like their number was

47:34

one second over the allotted time Listen,

47:36

you have to play by the rules Or

47:39

else why? This

47:42

this coming from doing of the

47:44

biggest rule breakers, I know yeah cuz

47:46

I break rules The

47:49

break break rule. I am an

47:51

Aries like what awful air cursed

47:53

air cursed air You're

47:55

a girl if anything you should be the

47:57

one doing all the freaking. Oh, yeah, listen

48:00

I know I'm an enigma speaking

48:02

of cursed air here comes Hermes

48:06

Flying in it's

48:08

a little bit jet-set radio. It's a little

48:10

bit Greek mythology and for some reason she

48:12

has the health

48:15

paramedic symbol On

48:18

the weird I like I'm like

48:20

wait, what is your reference point here? Is

48:23

it overwatch? Is it like it's

48:25

a man system is it? I don't

48:28

know I was inspired by

48:31

the medical system It's

48:35

giving HMO PPO

48:37

and no Medi-cal I

48:41

kind of like the color palette of a Hippocratic

48:43

oath I

48:46

kind of like living for this. This is the

48:48

church. I did not this is really hard for

48:50

me because I didn't hate it Like

48:54

I think a lot of it is successful. Like I

48:56

think the head the hair is cool

48:59

The wing muffs are cool. I just don't

49:02

Understand why the boots are

49:04

cool, but I'm also like what

49:07

is it? What's happening? Yeah,

49:09

I don't know what a reference point. I do like that

49:11

She's trying something different and for

49:13

that reason alone, I'd probably light chirp

49:15

it but it's a very confusing look

49:17

I'm gonna light chirp it because it's

49:19

generally Pretty attractive.

49:22

Hmm. It's weird and I'm confused

49:24

but it's attractive. But if any other queen walked

49:26

in this you would like it What

49:29

do you mean? It's because

49:31

you don't like plasmas because that's why you give it

49:33

a light chirp. That's not what I said You gave

49:35

it a light chirp. Why did I give it a

49:37

light chirp because I don't like glass. Why are you

49:39

talking? Why are you talking? Um

49:44

is a light chirp I Mean

49:46

does anybody does any other guests on drag

49:48

her have as much fun as You

49:52

have with me Like

49:55

like you think I know what I mean fun. Oh,

49:57

baby Like

50:00

we're cutting up, we're kee-keeing, and I can't

50:02

imagine you doing that with like... Bad

50:06

news, bad news babes, I'm polyamorous,

50:08

okay? Damn

50:10

RuPaul. Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha

50:13

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

50:15

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, Oscar, Oscar, I love

50:17

you. Are you having a Megami moment? Do you need me to tell you that

50:19

I love you and I picked you first? Yeah.

50:22

I love you. Did you

50:24

pick me first? I picked you first. Or did you not

50:27

have a guest this week? Ah-ha

50:29

ha ha ha. It's sort of a two- Marxist

50:32

situation. Ahhh! You

50:35

know it. I knew it. Bitch, you know—ooh, You know I love

50:37

to have you on. Do I have to tell you every time you're

50:40

on. Yes, you do. Okay, great. A

50:42

mandatory meeting. Now,

50:45

girl. This

50:47

is funny. No. SomDRyWiii Accord

50:49

F Pants. I live. You

50:52

do? Well, I think A

50:54

for effort. A for effort. A

50:57

for trying some shit. She

51:00

tried it. You

51:02

know? I mean, look, it's

51:04

a silhouette. It's an interesting silhouette. But

51:07

try what? It's—she's

51:09

telling—she's needing to simplify her story to

51:11

the judges. It's robin eggs.

51:14

It's little—trust me, I

51:17

am gagged at how weird

51:19

it is, but then I—but I'm still gagged.

51:22

I just don't get it. I don't

51:25

get the blue thing. I

51:28

don't get— They're robbing the head.

51:30

I know, but why? Why paint the

51:32

bottom half of your thing? Why isn't

51:34

the mannequins also? Why are

51:37

you not blue? Why have two

51:40

heads and not just you? Because

51:45

she's trying to sell— Because it looks like eggs in

51:47

a nest. I know. Well,

51:49

why not just have eggs? Why are

51:51

the eggs faces? Because she's a face.

51:54

I think I get her. I think I get

51:56

her drag. Yeah, I think you do. Look,

51:59

you— You both are on the same frequency, I'll

52:01

say that. I

52:03

would do something like this, unfortunately. You would?

52:06

Unfortunately, I wouldn't. I would be like... 100%

52:08

this is a look that you would have

52:11

done before. I would be concept... Sometimes I'm

52:13

concept first. I'm just like, this is a

52:15

fun idea. I have execution, not so much.

52:17

Yeah, you're what I call a

52:19

concept only queen. Thank

52:22

you so much. Thank you

52:25

so much. I'm

52:27

literally gonna chirp it. I love it.

52:29

I think it's fun. I think drag

52:31

is provocative. Why

52:34

do we live when... The elements are

52:36

there. It's not a bad look.

52:38

It's just putting it together is... The

52:41

math is not mathing for me. But

52:43

why do we live when Vyvatius puts

52:45

a damn head on her head, but not for

52:47

this? Just for Vyvatius. Like, what? Girl.

52:50

Okay, well, why do we live when

52:53

Evie Oddly puts heads next to her

52:55

head? Or Willow Pill? Why

52:57

is that gaggy? I

53:00

didn't say I was gagged over Willow Pill's look.

53:03

Wow, you hate Willow Pill. You must

53:05

have me mistaken for someone else. Wow!

53:09

And that's all I'll say about that. I'm

53:13

literally chirping this look. Are you chirping it or

53:15

burping it? I'm burping it. Ew, burping it. I

53:17

love it. And she went for it. She

53:20

made a choice and she fucking committed

53:22

to it. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

53:24

Oh, yeah. Yeah, committed. Okay,

53:26

Tsunami Muse. Gorgeous.

53:29

Incredible. Incredible. The

53:31

presentation of this look is sophisticated.

53:36

See, Tsunami Muse, Tsunami's sort of

53:38

just like kind of in the

53:40

middle, fully in the middle of the competition.

53:43

And I want her to sort of like, she's

53:45

a fashion doll. She's a

53:47

fashion doll. We haven't seen that

53:50

aspect of Tsunami until today. And

53:52

holy shit, I feel like this

53:55

is, I need more of this. I need more

53:57

of these like, strong.

54:00

strong fashion looks. Yeah,

54:03

I mean this is fashion. This is what

54:05

she guaranteed she would give. She

54:07

gives the references. This just

54:09

looks like it's on a runway. It's giving me

54:11

a little bit of coming to America. It's um,

54:14

it's really gorgeous. It's giving anime to me.

54:16

And she's a little, give a little butch

54:18

queen too. Oh, it is kind of anime.

54:21

It's very anime. It's very like utenna. Ooh,

54:23

I don't know the reference, but she's giving

54:25

me like sidekick in like

54:27

a Yakuza clan. It's

54:30

hot. There's no, and the wig is

54:32

good. And the presents, yeah, the wig

54:34

is correct. This is a chirp. Chirp.

54:37

Plain Jane giving Mad

54:39

Max fury cunt. Um.

54:44

Huh. Were you living? No.

54:47

Oh. But, but

54:49

here's the problem. Uh-oh. It's not

54:52

bad. Oh. You

54:54

know what I mean? But I also like, I

54:56

do, I do think this is kind of a stupid look.

55:00

But there are touches that are

55:02

pretty interesting. Like the Manila

55:07

latex boot is kind of

55:09

interesting. Yeah,

55:11

it's interesting. It looks good. It's

55:13

something Jimbo would have done. Mm-hmm.

55:16

Well that's her whole problem, right? And

55:19

like would have sold it better, I think. Um.

55:23

I'm not crazy about that wig. Again, back to

55:25

that assignment. It's a little too

55:27

long, mama, to be a pussycat wig. Oh, come on.

55:29

No. Oscar. I don't

55:32

know. I don't know. You

55:34

mean by what? By an inch? By half

55:36

an inch? Yes. Oscar. Even

55:39

if it's a centimeter. Oscar.

55:42

A pussycat doll is very specific.

55:44

Pussycat doll? Yeah. So

55:47

you're saying she's not a Nicole Scherzinger enough

55:49

for you? Listen, if you

55:51

gotta put on that pussycat wig, you

55:54

gotta look like a doll. And she ain't dolling.

55:56

Popeye, popeye, popeye, popeye, popeye, popeye, popeye, react. Remember

55:59

how's my... Ha! Ha! What?

56:02

Remember how much they denied that song even though

56:04

it was really good? It was.

56:06

You loved it. I really did. I thought

56:08

it was fun. Um... Okay,

56:11

I'm gonna chirp it because I think

56:13

it's technically good. And I'm

56:16

in pain. I'm gonna light chirp

56:18

it too. Oh, I'm hurting me.

56:20

Geneva Car- What the fuck? Geneva

56:22

Car giving Lisa Frank- Girl.

56:25

Lisa Frank's great gaspey. Oh! That's

56:28

exactly what it is. That's- That's it.

56:30

Yeah, it's like I'm so confused by

56:32

the reference point here. Um...

56:35

I want to like it. Do we look nice? It's

56:38

just putting it together. I'm like, oh

56:40

no Geneva. No, mama please. What is

56:42

wrong with it? Cause I want to

56:44

like it and it's almost like it

56:47

needs more color. It's almost

56:49

like she needs to go harder. Well, that's what

56:51

I- It needs gems. It needs- Oh,

56:53

I'm not crazy about the print. The print-

56:55

I don't like that print anyway. That

56:58

sort of 80s fluorescent sort of

57:00

like leopard print. Trapper keeper.

57:02

You don't love it. Yeah,

57:05

it's like the references are too all over

57:07

the place. But she's your favorite

57:09

and you said she's gonna win the whole

57:11

show. I'm gonna say that I do like

57:13

her but not in this look mama. I'm

57:16

sorry, but this is a burp. It's a burp. It's

57:18

a little- It's just a little strange. Doesn't come together.

57:22

Yeah, it- Yeah, the reference- It's crazy.

57:24

It's crazy. Damn. It's

57:26

like wearing a 1960s wig on a 1979 outfit. Maybe

57:31

that's it. It's kind of- Yeah, I wanted

57:33

more color. That's my diagnosis. Maya

57:36

Amon LePage giving

57:38

Amazon, giving- You

57:41

can buy this drag dress

57:44

absolutely anywhere. And

57:46

this wig too. Holy shit.

57:48

Not too much now. Not too

57:50

much. This wig is hideous. Not

57:53

too much. She won. She won.

57:55

Winning in this is hideous.

57:57

Not too much. Not too much. Not too

57:59

much. I said what I

58:01

said, little girl. Um,

58:04

and, um, you

58:07

know, also maybe it could

58:09

just be the adult braces too, because like, um,

58:13

you know, you can take your braces off before you go

58:15

to Drag Race. You know, she could have taken, I

58:17

know that's maybe a lot harder than keeping

58:20

them on, but you can. I'm

58:23

just saying you can if you want to. You

58:26

don't have to, but you could if you wanted to. You

58:29

are a dark cider for that. You're

58:31

so dark. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, but let me, let

58:34

me, let me, hold on, hold on, hold on. But

58:36

like, don't you think it like kind

58:38

of, it almost, it makes every fantasy

58:40

harder to fall into. It

58:42

makes every drag fantasy harder to fall into. Wow.

58:46

I'm telling the truth. You can be offended. Wow. I

58:51

just feel that your aesthetic

58:53

isn't strong enough, sister. Oh

58:55

my god. Um. Wow. Am

58:58

I wrong? People in the braces

59:00

community, get her. Get

59:03

her together. Come on braces community. Get

59:06

her fucking together. Come on braces

59:08

community, let's get canceling. Hashtag Hansel

59:10

Mondo is in full effect. Oh,

59:12

y'all thought Mondo wasn't going to

59:14

say something problematic today? You're mistaken.

59:16

Yeah, I'm mistaken. Hashtag Hansel Mondo,

59:18

full effect. Okay, so you don't

59:20

have an opinion on that? You

59:22

think it doesn't take

59:24

you out of any of the fantasies? It's a

59:27

burp for me, but not because she has

59:29

braces. I never said that. I never said

59:31

that's why. You roll the

59:33

tape. This is such

59:35

a burp. This is so basic. It's

59:38

so basic. And the wig is not

59:40

a freaking kitten wig. No, this one

59:42

is not. She won wearing

59:44

this. That is rude. They're

59:46

literally just agitating the girls and they're doing it

59:48

well. Fucking

59:50

Megami giving pixie

59:53

punk and she admits she

59:55

literally is wearing her hair backwards, which killed

59:57

me because I was like, don't tell me

59:59

that. Because now I

1:00:01

see the bang in the back, I

1:00:03

see like the bang and the cowlick

1:00:06

in the back of your head and

1:00:08

it's fucking me up. Like,

1:00:11

so were you living for it? No.

1:00:16

No. But it's

1:00:18

not bad. It's not bad. It's

1:00:20

not bad. I want it

1:00:22

to be more draggy. The

1:00:24

body is correct. I mean those hips, the

1:00:27

padding, I'm like yes, yes, yes, yes. Give

1:00:30

me more. Why are those wings so

1:00:32

itty-bitty? Mm-hmm. So

1:00:35

itty-bitty. They're beety-bitty, bomb-bomb.

1:00:38

Mm, they're so tiny. I'm gonna burp it.

1:00:40

And also the X on the nipples, it's

1:00:42

like didn't you do that for goo-goo? She

1:00:45

did do that for goo-goo. Um.

1:00:48

It's like okay, we're starting to repeat ourselves

1:00:51

already, Mikami? Yeah. There's something that could have

1:00:53

taken this over the edge. I'm gonna burp

1:00:55

it just because I mean. Yeah,

1:00:57

I'm gonna burp it too. I do like

1:00:59

her beat. Her mug is correct. It does

1:01:02

tell a pretty interesting story. Like truly, like

1:01:04

the way she did the scars

1:01:07

and the kind of bruisiness. Yeah.

1:01:10

Neeem, feel wind, holy fucking shit. Now

1:01:12

this is it for me. This is

1:01:15

it. They saved the best for last.

1:01:17

Yes. Because mama, she

1:01:19

gave you reveals. Mama. She gave you

1:01:21

two versions of honey. Put the cat

1:01:23

wig. Three.

1:01:26

Uh-huh. She gave you a cat. She

1:01:29

gave you a pussy cat wig and then a pussy. Yeah.

1:01:32

This is unbelievable. Come on. Come on.

1:01:35

Gorgeous. Can you believe

1:01:37

how much she's in the finale? I

1:01:39

mean this sky-right could hurt all the way to

1:01:41

the finale. Yeah.

1:01:43

Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I

1:01:47

love her so much. She's so cute and she has

1:01:49

a pussy on her head. Yeah, it's

1:01:51

incredible. Cacaw. And it's vajazzled.

1:01:53

It's vajazzled actually. It's vajazzled. It's

1:01:55

a cacaw. I mean head to toe. It's a

1:01:58

cacaw for me. It's so good. So

1:02:01

in a very interesting weird production

1:02:03

twist, we get four winners for

1:02:05

some reason. Do you smell a stunt? I

1:02:07

do. I think these girls, they need

1:02:09

more fighting, they need more story from these girls.

1:02:13

I agree, this season isn't seasoning

1:02:15

for me yet. Interesting. It's

1:02:17

okay. Both of these girls

1:02:19

don't need to use their immunity potion. They have to

1:02:22

give them a deadline on the immunity potion because now

1:02:25

there's no point to it right now. Yeah. Well,

1:02:28

yeah, right now, but it'll come up. Better

1:02:30

be next week. Expiration next week. And

1:02:34

they get their critiques and unfortunately...

1:02:36

Yeah, that's actually kind of fun. Giving them

1:02:38

Expiration Day because even if they kill it, they

1:02:40

can use it on someone else. Yeah,

1:02:43

right? That's true.

1:02:45

But would they do that? Are you listening, producers?

1:02:48

Because I know you are. I know you are.

1:02:50

Come on, girl. And

1:02:52

then strangely, you know, they ask who should go home. We

1:02:54

get some drama. Some people say Q,

1:02:56

some people say Amanda. One

1:02:58

person says tsunami. Yes, and

1:03:01

she's not like that. Everyone

1:03:05

plays the game except for Dawn who

1:03:07

kind of says, because she's my competition

1:03:09

Q. I'm like, no. I think

1:03:12

that's not the reason. That's not it. And

1:03:15

somehow, Amanda and Q end up in

1:03:17

the bottom singing to this curse song by Akana Pop, Thoughts

1:03:19

on the Lip Sync. I thought you

1:03:21

loved it. Stop saying that. It

1:03:25

does seem like a model kind of song. Stop

1:03:28

saying that. OK.

1:03:30

Emergency. You

1:03:34

know, I was like, OK, maybe Amanda

1:03:36

can take down Q because Q is,

1:03:38

as we know, not the best lip

1:03:40

syncer or performer. And

1:03:43

unfortunately... Don't

1:03:46

you think... I mean, I don't want to say unfortunately because

1:03:48

I think Q is someone that is going to make it

1:03:50

to the finals. Yeah. But

1:03:52

don't you think the editing was suspicious on this?

1:03:56

Oh, is that what you think? I thought the editing.

1:03:58

I'm not saying. But again, I don't think... It didn't

1:04:00

really look like Amanda slayed it, but

1:04:03

I also thought the editing was

1:04:05

suspicious and there's huge jumps in

1:04:08

Q's dancing moments where she's like doing

1:04:10

an arm gesture and then on the

1:04:12

floor and then back up on her

1:04:15

feet. It's suspicious. Oh,

1:04:17

you think it's a stunt. They cut to the judges

1:04:19

more than I've seen in a lip sync in many

1:04:21

years. Yeah. I

1:04:24

don't think either of them like

1:04:26

killed it necessarily. Look at that. I

1:04:29

mean, yes, it was bad. Anytime

1:04:31

Q is not a dancer, but

1:04:34

she lip sync, okay? The song is horrible. I mean,

1:04:36

I don't know. It's like, what do you want me

1:04:38

to do with garbage? Her cat cow. Not

1:04:40

the band. Her cat cow really did

1:04:42

look like a cat sort of like coughing up

1:04:44

a hair ball, just sick. She looked

1:04:47

sick. Damn.

1:04:51

This sucked. This was a terrible

1:04:53

lip sync. It was really bad,

1:04:55

but you know what? Q was

1:04:57

saved and a mandatory meeting was

1:05:00

fired. She was fired. She was fired,

1:05:02

no longer an employee here. And

1:05:05

she had an iconic exit line with, at least

1:05:07

I got to blow all the sound crew. Yeah.

1:05:10

Like I came here, I came to do, I came here to, I did

1:05:12

what I came here to do, blow all the sound crew. That's funny. I

1:05:16

want to see more from her. I really think she got kind of a

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