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Hello and welcome to episode 37 of Drinks

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and Things .

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A podcast where we drink and talk about things .

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I'm Leisha .

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And I'm Carver .

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What are you drinking , carver ?

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I'm drinking a Vizie lemonade . Leisha , what are you drinking

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?

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I am also drinking a Vizie lemonade , but ours

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are different . Mine is a watermelon .

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Mine is raspberry . I

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don't need to tell you what it's like because I already know it's good . Yeah

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, it's ready . Three of these like 45 times .

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Yeah , they're pretty good . Wow Hi

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, it's

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been a while .

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It's been a good while .

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Sorry , my

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life fell apart because

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of me .

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Is that what happened I

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?

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don't know . I

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feel like that's what happened , but that's just because I had

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a breakdown recently .

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No , you just did like massive , this massive

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, what's it called ? What's

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the word Market

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? And you were like just

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going ham sauce on that all

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the time .

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Yeah .

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And we made a decision We'll just hold

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off on the podcast for now . You

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need to do this because it was like a big

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market you were going to .

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I saw about a thousand people .

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Yes .

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Like over the course of the weekend , and

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it was a lot , so I was going

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pretty hard on making

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things like Christmas cards and paintings

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and trying not to lose my fucking

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mind , so

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we kind of took a little break .

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We're like half ass streaming at the time

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.

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Yeah , we're just doing not a lot . The

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main reason that we didn't release an episode

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the last time like the very first

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time that we missed an episode

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because we had to suddenly go to Kamloops-

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that's true . And

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then we're like , oh , oops .

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Yeah , I had to go rescue my brother

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with his truck because he knows nothing

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about vehicles , but that's

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okay , because I can make him come here and work

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on our house next .

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Well , car is in your name , yeah

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yeah

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. So

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we had to go to Kamloops . We'll

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just give you like a recap of the last couple

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of months of our lives . We had to

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go to Kamloops and then

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we and

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you did a market , I did a market . I did a market

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. I went to the city for like a week

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and I hated every minute of it .

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Yeah , and you went to the Jonas Brothers .

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And I did go to the Jonas Brothers . I had to leave

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about 20 minutes before

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the concert got out .

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Yeah , you guys are having a rough time . After a while I

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was like chilling in the hotel room just by

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myself vibing

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, and you're like come and get me . And I'm like I'm not ready

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yet , I'm not done

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laying down and doing nothing yet .

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Yeah , I

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felt so sick and just like being

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in the room , like you could not hear

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the Jonas Brothers saying over the screams

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.

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Yeah , I think I said that was a pretty awful concert

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for that .

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It was like it was a good concert

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. They're good .

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Well it's . The problem was not

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the artist , yeah , the environment

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, it was the fans . That's what I understand

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.

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The environment was just like not not Gucci

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you said , all you could hear is just screaming

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girls . And the girl beside me knew every

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single word to every single

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song , even songs I don't

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even know .

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Yeah , you've never been like a Jonas Brothers mega

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fan .

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Yeah , I was not a mega fan .

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I was just like , oh my .

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God , I'm going to marry .

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Nick , you were never like breathe and sleep

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. Jonas Brothers , you've never

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been that kind of that kind Like I am with

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Fallow Boy yeah . That's

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exactly what I mean .

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Like I am with Fallow Boy City and Color and Hail

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Store you know , now that I think about it .

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I don't remember you listening to Jonas Brothers

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at all .

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Oh .

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When we were like in high school .

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Yeah , that's because I didn't have

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an iPod , I didn't

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have my own library .

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Remember , I got that iPod that

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you listened to and I told you to tell me what

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you wanted and I put everything you told me that

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you wanted on there .

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Yeah , but the thing is , and you never want to ask me for Jonas

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Brothers . Okay , because I was too embarrassed to say

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that I like the Jonas Brothers , because I was too cool

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for that .

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Oh it was , you were a punk girl .

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Yeah , you weren't . I wanted to impress

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you by , like , not

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putting the Jonas Brothers on there

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.

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Yeah , but you listen to other music . I hate like fucking

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Panic at the Disco .

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Panic at the Disco is not that bad .

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I hate Panic at the Disco . You

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know that song about closing the door .

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I never played that song around you .

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You played it every day when

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we were in high school . You played it every day , I

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know , but I don't play it and I hated it so much I

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don't play it around you anymore . Good .

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I actively avoid that song .

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Yes , thank you . But

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yeah , like that is probably one of my least favorite

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songs of all time . When

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I hear it , I see red . I

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hate that song .

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To be fair , I don't even like that song anymore .

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There was a lot of songs you listened to and

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they were fine . Other

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songs you listened to just as much and they were fine . It's just that

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song in particular . I hate it

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. I hate it so much .

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But to be fair , I don't listen

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to it much anymore on my own .

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I don't think you listen to that song . You listen to

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some Panic at the Disco but it's not that awful song .

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Yeah , but it's like their newer stuff .

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Yeah , it's not that awful terrible .

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It's now more like less

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absurd .

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Well , it makes real music now . It

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doesn't make quirky music for fucking

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Tumblr users .

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He makes real music . That's what I mean . It's

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like it's different now . It's not as absurd

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. Half

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the shit that they said in their pretty

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odd album .

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The issue wasn't that it was absurd . The issue is that it

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sucked . Okay , because follow up boys

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.

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just as absurd , followboy wasn't just a favorite and their music

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doesn't suck . Followboy has a song

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that it said . Our lawyer told us to change the

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name of this song so that we don't get sued

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.

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Yeah , like it's not that . It was absurd

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. It said it sucked and his music

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doesn't suck anymore .

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Although , okay , what is the

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longest title of a song you can remember

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?

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It's coming to mind as like the devil went down

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to Georgia .

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Do you want to hear mine ? No , sure

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. You

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be the anchor that keeps my feet on the ground

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and I'll be the wings that keep your heart in the clouds

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.

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Not as long as I thought it would be Do

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you know who it's by . Who .

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Mayday Parade .

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Mayday Parade was okay .

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Mayday Parade was . No , you hated them

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, did I ? Yeah , your like . His voice gives me

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a headache .

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Who is the ? Am I thinking

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of a different band ?

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I think you think you give a different band .

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I think I am . I'm thinking of , not

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Mayday Parade . Who's that other one ? Fuck

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, now I gotta look it up . It's

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on the tip of my tongue .

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Mayday Parade City

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in color .

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No , no , there's not who I'm thinking . It's another

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pop punk band .

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Oh , Maroon 5?

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.

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No , all time low

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.

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Ew .

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That's something .

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I don't listen to them anymore .

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I don't think you never really listen to them . Back then you listen

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to the one song . Yeah

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, and it is an all right song .

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The Backseat Serenade one the like

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Backseat Serenade

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.

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No , not that one .

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Oh , that's the only one I know . Ah , we're

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googling things friends .

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Favorite drive . No , that's not what I'm thinking of .

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Favorite drive .

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Karate High School no .

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I don't even know what Karate High School is .

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I mean either Jimmy Eat World is that a pop

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punk band ? Yes , huh , I

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thought they were just like a normal alternative band

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.

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I don't know , could

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be a lot of things .

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I just know that they were on a lot of NHL soundtracks

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back in the day .

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I like Jimmy Eat World , except

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for they're considered classic rock now .

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Yeah , they play them on classic rock stations

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.

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That and like , like in Park , like in .

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Park . Well

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, every band that's that old is now classic

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rock . That's the truth

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.

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Makes you feel old , don't it ? Anyway

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, I went to the Jones Brothers . I

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slept over at my friend's house . He

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has a cat . I suffered because

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the cat liked to sleep near my face

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.

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And you and cats don't get along on a biological

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level .

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Yeah , I'm so allergic it's

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not even funny . Like

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I love cats , don't get me wrong

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.

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And Boris , that's probably why we don't

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have one . If you weren't allergic , we would .

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Yeah , like Boris is an angel

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. He is such a sweet kitty , but

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my body physically rejects cats

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, so no

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cats . So no cats I

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like . I have to like

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pop so many anti

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histamines to

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just be able to breathe normally

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.

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Yeah , and Boris is one of those cats . That's like

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I'm asleep

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on your face now .

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Like Zelda , when I , when

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I babysat for one of my friend's

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cats , the cat just literally

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like to sleep right here . That was

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their spot . It was like right above

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your head when you're sleeping .

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So it's like the spot for half of cats I've

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noticed .

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And I like don't enjoy that because

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, like as much as I love Zelda , I

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was just like , can you please know what

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? My aunt had a cat snored

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.

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My aunt had a cat named I think it was Monty

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, and she

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lived on a farm , so all the cats were outside

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except for this one cat , because it had . It had some kind

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of problem breathing , like it was always

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stuffed up , like

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he always had , like you know , boogers hanging out

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of his nose . He's like , he's

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like . He's like that , that little fucking

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kid in Wind Waker running

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around with the big bubble hanging out of

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his nose . You pretty much you probably don't know who I'm talking

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about , but people who know will know . Anyway

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, that's , that was the cat . And what it would do

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is when you were over there

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sleeping at her house , and

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if you were the one on the couch , it would

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like , like , as you're sleeping , it

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would just get right up in your face like sleep on your

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chest , okay , whatever , but it would like look at

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you and like what and

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like . This never happened to me , it

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happened to , I think , my brother

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. It was just looking at him and

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he wakes up and it just fucking sneezes in his

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face . And

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it's just cats , not all over

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.

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Is this the one that's allergic to cats ?

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No , I don't think so . I don't think he ever stayed

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at my auntie's house because

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of the cat .

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Oh , because one

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of Carver's brothers and I have the same problem

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.

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Yeah , except he's way more allergic than you .

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I know and I'm pretty bad .

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Like he will die . If he's around a cat

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for more than a few hours , it's pretty bad

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. And I'm pretty bad that's

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but he yeah , well

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, he has asthma too . That's the thing . He's allergic

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and he has asthma . So that's probably the big

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difference .

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I don't have asthma . Yeah , exactly , but

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my lungs are not

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full of cobwebs .

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Yeah .

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That's what I imagine asthma feels like .

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Probably , probably

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.

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So I had this market . I slept over at a friend's

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house . That was a lovely . I got to hold

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two out of the three girls

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that my best friend had . I

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cried . They literally shoved a baby in

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my arms less than two minutes into coming to see

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me at the market and I was like sitting there just

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like they're like here you go , and I'm

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like sitting there holding the baby and I was just like like

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. I immediately texted Carver I want babies

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. I'm just like

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I know gave

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me such bad baby fever . Oh my god

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.

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And you go to her house and she's like she's

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like my life , yeah , which

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you can't really blame her with fucking

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triplets .

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I get snapchats all the time of all three

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of them just screaming their faces off .

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Yeah , because she's . You know , she's there alone because

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her husband is working .

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They have a nanny .

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Oh , do they ? Oh , I was under the impression she

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was always alone with them .

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No , no

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, they take shifts and the

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nanny fills in the gap .

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Gotcha .

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Yeah .

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Gotcha Makes sense .

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Yeah , apparently , she's very

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lovely .

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I'd hope so . Yes , I wouldn't the

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girls , I wouldn't you know , pay for a sour

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, oh and I found out .

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It's so cute . My best friend paints their toes

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so they can tell them apart . So

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people who don't spend a lot of time with them can tell

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them apart .

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Makes sense Because they can tell them apart , no

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problem , I mean you could just like mark , you

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know , an O on one with some Sharpie

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and X on the other one's forehead and then a check

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mark on the other one's forehead .

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But that's more cute , I guess . Yeah , she

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just paints their little tiny toenails and they're

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so cute . They have small feets

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.

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Well , yeah , they're babies .

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I had my last market today of

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the year . Of the day Of

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the year .

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Of the entire year .

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Of the entire year .

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This is the last , and that's not just a joke till the end

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of December oh yeah , it's a year . No , like

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you actually don't have a market now until Until

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the next time Like . May or something

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right . Yeah , that's when they start up again .

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They started like April , april

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, mayish , so I don't have

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another market planned for a while

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. I tried

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and failed multiple times

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to get to school .

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Yeah , student loans suck

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.

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Yeah , student loans suck , bureaucracy

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sucks , fuck

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the system .

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And now we're . Now you're just going to

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get like a job .

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Now I have to get another job .

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Thanks , I'm just gonna I'm just gonna try

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and pay as many bills as I can . You're just gonna save

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like over half of what you make

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. That's how you're

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gonna pay for school now , because

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student loans aren't gonna fucking work .

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Yeah , apparently . Oh , I'm also gonna

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try to get my MET card . I've

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been going to therapy . Anyway , my

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therapist and I are working on it , because my therapist

15:40

is not pressuring me into doing it , because

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I will not do it if people continue

15:45

to pressure me into it . I

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mean , it's a it's a matter of okay . This

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is the reason my therapist and I are doing it is

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because it's a matter of my

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perception of my identity .

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Okay .

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So if I'm being pressured into getting my

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my card , um

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, it's

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like they're pressuring me into the

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culture that I'm not ready to be

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a part of yet , you

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know .

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I just don't understand how your brain works sometimes

16:23

.

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My brain sucks .

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I don't , I don't , I don't get your logic

16:27

at all , to be honest with you , but you know

16:29

what I'll let you have that do it

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when you need to do it . I don't really care , but

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do what you need to do , I don't think our kids can ever get one

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yeah . We'll

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go to Manitoba before they're born . It'll be fine

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, have

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them born in Manitoba Hospital and

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they'll have all the special Manitoba rights , which

16:54

will mean nothing when we come back here

16:56

. But that's okay .

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I don't know how I feel about that .

17:03

No , it's a stupid fucking idea .

17:09

But just like honey , I'm in labor . Cool

17:11

, we need to fly to Manitoba let's go .

17:14

We're gonna go fucking hard .

17:17

Just ask your boss to borrow his plane

17:19

.

17:21

His plane wouldn't make it .

17:22

We need to get like uh uh

17:26

, helicopter to Edmonton

17:28

and a plane we need to plan

17:30

when this baby will be born , so that we're at we're

17:33

in Manitoba at the time , because

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you know this baby as if we're pregnant

17:38

. We're not pregnant . This isn't our way of telling

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you . I promise it will

17:42

be our way of telling you when it happens , though

17:44

.

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Yeah , we're gonna be as like cryptic as possible

17:48

.

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Yeah , we're just . It's gonna be cryptic

17:51

, it's gonna be on our podcast , so

17:53

that only people who listen to our podcast

17:56

know that we're pregnant .

17:59

Yeah , anyway .

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We won't tell anybody else . Anyway

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, we're gonna be in Winnipeg .

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What ? Why were

18:15

you in Winnipeg I ?

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don't know if that's the closest airport that I can think

18:19

of .

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I have Brandon . Probably

18:23

I'd rather go to Brandon Anyway

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.

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I've done a lot of art . I got a sunlight lamp because

18:33

the sunshine goes away way

18:35

too fast . This

18:37

has been 20 minutes of us having like fun

18:39

. I feel like we're talking to like people that

18:43

like we haven't talked to in forever

18:45

and we're just trying to catch up .

18:48

Yeah .

18:49

You know , yeah . Sorry

18:52

, we're being so laid back and stuff

18:54

like it's why it's been a

18:56

week .

18:57

Why do you think they care ?

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They didn't care , they wouldn't be listening .

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Yeah , exactly , I'm

19:06

not sorry at all , to be clear . I'm

19:08

not sorry , alicia , I'm not .

19:14

Life has been fun lately

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yes . I had a mental

19:18

breakdown over my lizard .

19:21

Yeah , that was weird .

19:23

My friends are concerned .

19:27

That was really fucking weird .

19:29

My friends think I should go on a stress leave

19:31

.

19:32

From what I don't know . I

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don't know how you could go on a stress leave because you barely

19:38

work .

19:39

I know .

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Guess just just hang out and be a hermit who

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do nothing . Is that your stress ? Leave

19:44

I guess . So hanging

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out in my terrarium with my how

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is your routine even change At

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this point ?

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You just hang out with my daylight lamp

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in my little terrarium of a room

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actually , you know what that might help , because

20:04

we just got your daylight lamp . Yeah .

20:07

So maybe that'll help . I Also

20:10

made you go on a walk with me . Well , the Sun was out

20:12

, so that should help too . Sun

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is not anymore . It goes down at like 430

20:19

Sucks . It's not

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even the shortest day of the year .

20:23

It's not even the shortest day of the year

20:25

, yet .

20:25

We've got 10 more days , of days getting

20:27

shorter not even . No

20:30

, it's more than that .

20:31

It's 12 .

20:33

Yeah , it's more than 10 . You got 12 more days of this

20:35

11 , 12 , something

20:37

like that . It's more than 20 first , and what's

20:39

day the ninth ? Yeah , yeah

20:42

, yeah

20:44

, 12 days I . Could

20:46

do math 12

20:48

more days of Days

20:51

getting shorter .

20:52

Shorter , and then after that we're

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over the hump .

20:56

By the way , the Sun doesn't come up until like

20:58

830 either , so

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it's like up at 830 , down at 430

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not even . That's

21:07

about right . It's like 420 now it

21:09

will be 420 by like the

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21st of December I .

21:15

Wonder what time the sunset today ? It

21:22

is currently negative five , that's

21:25

not sunset was at 435

21:27

this afternoon .

21:29

Hooray .

21:35

And it is pretty much

21:37

a new moon new moon it's

21:40

like I like new moon Ewwoo

21:43

, ewwoo . It's at illumination

21:46

10% .

21:48

What the fuck does that mean ? It's

21:51

only illuminated 10% oh

21:55

, like the amount that you can actually see . Yeah

21:57

, oh , gotcha

22:01

yeah you

22:04

know , it's funny when you can see the moon in the day

22:06

, it's always a full moon .

22:12

That's a lie . I've seen it cross it man . I

22:15

haven't , I have . Then

22:17

again , I pay attention to the moon more than you do

22:19

. It's funny , because you don't

22:22

even know where the moon is . Half the time I'm

22:24

like , hey , look at the moon and you're like looking

22:26

like over here , like

22:29

the moon will be in front of your face and you'll

22:31

be like looking behind you .

22:33

I just look at it and I'm like what do you want , moon , go

22:37

away , go home .

22:39

Oh , I need to be here right now . What

22:41

happened for you oh . Well

22:44

, that's basically my life .

22:46

Well , I've been going to work and playing hockey

22:49

and that's more or less what's been

22:51

happening . I was , I was

22:53

working on my motorcycle when you came down . You're

22:55

like we have to record and

22:57

I was like okay , so

23:00

I got on this hockey team . The team I was on

23:02

last year is defunct at least it

23:04

is for this year is . Is

23:06

disbanded disbanded

23:09

so I was like in a scramble to find another

23:11

team .

23:11

When your cousin messages you like

23:13

which one it

23:16

was a joke like oh .

23:21

I , I would have gotten that if we weren't recording

23:23

, but because he said that was like what , I

23:26

threw me off anyway , yeah

23:30

. So I joined the team and when I joined the team , they're

23:32

like oh , you have to be okay with

23:34

sharing the crease with a couple other guys . And

23:36

I was like , yeah , that's all right , just don't make me play out . And

23:38

he was like okay , and then I

23:40

play my first game and

23:43

I'm thinking , okay , well , I've got a , you know

23:45

, I'll share now . And like no one else wants to play

23:48

now . And Then

23:50

, like a couple of games ago

23:52

, I was like so when do I have to ? Like let

23:54

someone else play ? And they're like , oh , you're just our full-time

23:56

goalie now . We're

24:00

not , we're not fucking playing , those fucking dumbasses

24:02

now . But

24:04

I guess those other guys like they play out to

24:07

and goalie , they basically just swapped

24:09

it out whenever . But

24:12

yeah , I guess everyone's just decided hey , no

24:15

, let carver take the net like somebody

24:17

who's you know Capable

24:20

Fucking .

24:22

Do this shit .

24:23

Well , someone who doesn't full-time , so

24:25

I'm now the full-time goalie full-time

24:28

goalie . And the team

24:30

is called the moose moose . And

24:34

it also appears that the

24:36

If

24:39

I'm still on this team , next year I'm gonna order a jersey

24:41

with my name on it , which is cool .

24:46

Ooh , instead of what is it now

24:48

Appleton ?

24:52

No , appleton is a player on the Winnipeg

24:54

Jets . Yeah , but

24:56

yours says something similar says Applebee

24:58

, although

25:01

my other one's just a generic one without a

25:03

name on it , so I prefer when we wear that one . We

25:06

have a white and a blue Anyway

25:09

. Anyway it's also cool

25:11

because , like the new pads I got last year were

25:13

blue and now my team like matches

25:16

it . Really hot and

25:18

I'm like huh , never had matching pads with the team

25:20

before , so I'm so

25:22

you know that's an advantage of the team I'm on now

25:24

and

25:27

We've so far managed

25:29

to tie one game .

25:31

I know you guys are so great I .

25:34

Think the only reason that game was tied is cuz like

25:36

none of our really good players showed up for

25:38

it . Like Our

25:41

best goal scorer currently has issues

25:44

, like he needs surgery or something , so

25:47

he's understandably

25:50

not able to play , and we're like seriously

25:52

missing him because he's , like you

25:55

know , really good at scoring goals

25:57

and we just can't get any goals right now . But

26:00

the tie was one one .

26:02

Have you won games yet ?

26:04

No , not yet . Not

26:08

yet , I'm sure we will

26:10

. We have to win at least one or two games this year

26:12

, though , because , like , when the team shows

26:14

up and the Good guys show up , show up , the team

26:16

is good . It's just the only time that

26:19

those guys have showed up We've been also

26:21

playing against like the best teams in the league

26:23

.

26:24

Keep in mind , this is beer league .

26:27

Yeah .

26:29

It's a shit show either way .

26:31

Yeah , you know , in Edmundton there's actually like

26:33

a , b and C beer leagues and

26:35

shit , like there's some pretty sick beer

26:37

leagues in Edmundton Anyway

26:39

.

26:44

Speaking of hockey . That's what we came

26:46

here to talk to y'all about yes

26:48

, that's what the episode's about 28

26:51

minutes in oops .

26:53

It's . We needed another topic as

26:56

well , and I guess we

26:58

filled in the time anyway , so let's go .

27:00

All right ? Um , okay , so the

27:02

Oilers are doing better than

27:04

they were .

27:05

Oh , fuck the Oiler . Okay , the

27:08

Oilers is like a tale of two teams this

27:11

year , like it

27:17

was so painful , it was so

27:19

bad .

27:21

They lose , was it ?

27:23

8-1 against Vancouver in the first game

27:25

and it's like , well , that

27:27

kind of sucks , okay . And then the

27:29

second game , they lose again , although they they

27:31

like heavily outplay Vancouver . But Vancouver's

27:34

backup goalie becomes fucking Patrick

27:36

Waugh Per a game although

27:39

he's been pretty good , I guess and

27:41

then they just lose , and they lose , and they lose

27:43

, and they lose , and then , and at one point

27:46

I'm like , why do I even fucking watch this team right

27:48

now ?

27:49

Everyone said the both

27:51

me and my sister are like damn , we're gonna

27:53

have to start cheering for another team .

27:56

Well , well , that's where the other

27:58

half of this comes in , because now , now

28:01

, like my favorite team is the Jets , not necessarily

28:03

the Oilers , so

28:05

I was . I was watching Jets games as well

28:07

, and the Jets have actually been really fucking good

28:09

this year . Oh like

28:12

One of the best

28:14

teams in the league levels of good

28:16

, which is pretty amazing considering

28:19

what was happening last year , when the

28:21

whole team was imploding after the playoff

28:23

.

28:24

Yeah , when the whole team basically just fucked

28:26

off .

28:27

Well , yeah , last

28:30

year Winnipeg had an issue with a lot of guys who

28:32

like did not want to play in Winnipeg and

28:37

it

28:39

had seriously like affected

28:41

the team's culture and really

28:43

it's I

28:46

don't know . It's like uh , like the team

28:49

chemistry was all off and they kind

28:51

of yeah , they weren't that great , but

28:54

then they got rid of all the guys like Blake

28:56

Wheeler and Pierre-Luc Dubois

28:59

who wanted to , who wanted out of Winnipeg

29:01

, got some pretty good returns

29:03

for them . And this

29:05

year they're like fuck , they're pretty

29:07

good , like

29:11

uh , like I said , one of the best teams in the

29:13

league right now , the second best team in Canada

29:15

, although I'm guessing

29:18

they're probably going to overtake Vancouver

29:20

at some point , because Vancouver slowed down a lot and

29:23

they beat Colorado last night

29:25

, which is like a pretty big

29:27

deal , because Colorado is like a

29:30

pretty dangerous team .

29:32

So I

29:35

was like I don't

29:38

know , I don't watch most

29:40

of the games because hockey just stresses me out

29:42

. Yeah , um , I get way

29:44

too into it , you're

29:46

way too attached , and

29:49

it just I just get disappointed , it disappointed

29:52

.

29:52

Yeah .

29:53

Because every time I seem to watch a Noether's game

29:55

, uh , they

29:57

lose . I've stopped

29:59

watching .

30:00

Well , losing is one thing . The way Edmonton was losing

30:03

at the beginning , though , was like so pathetic

30:05

, like they just like

30:07

the goalies couldn't save shit , they

30:10

couldn't score , they , they

30:12

, they start losing the game and they just

30:14

lay down and die . You

30:16

know that's what would happen . Oh my God , david

30:19

and dry sidle were like Casper the friendly

30:21

ghosts they're

30:24

. You'd watch it and

30:26

there'd be so many like Edmonton would

30:28

have so many great A chances and they'd

30:30

fucking miss the net . The puck would

30:32

bounce like they had no puck luck

30:34

. You're just watching this like their

30:37

statistic . Up until last night , it's

30:40

like they had six games where they score

30:43

, where they shot over 40 shots , and

30:45

every or no what it was is every

30:47

game Edmonton got more than 40 shots

30:49

. They lost , and

30:54

they would like they'd lose and

30:56

they'd shoot like twice

30:59

or sometime , or I think at least one

31:01

time three times as much the other team . They still fucking

31:03

lose . And

31:05

then , of course , they were . They lost the San Jose

31:08

sharks .

31:09

That was rough .

31:12

Thankfully not the first team to lose the

31:14

San Jose sharks , Although

31:17

I would say in hindsight it's probably

31:19

the best thing that could have happened . This

31:22

is a bit of a wake up call , I think . It

31:26

was like that because after they lost to San Jose

31:28

. That's when they started coming back . They

31:30

won the next game . Fire

31:33

the head coach . Most people agree

31:35

it wasn't the head coach's fault

31:37

, but Whatever

31:41

Anyway , so they

31:43

do that , and ever since then they've

31:46

been like pretty damn good Hell yeah

31:48

. They're almost back

31:50

up to 500 and like

31:53

500 being winning percent . So

31:56

they've won 11 , lost 12 at this point

31:58

. But until they lost to San

32:00

Jose they had lost like seven in a row or something . That

32:02

was so fucking bad . And

32:06

then and McDavid was injured . He

32:08

doesn't appear to be injured anymore because

32:10

he's got like 20 points

32:13

in nine games or something and

32:17

thankfully Vancouver

32:19

has started to Not

32:24

be so good . Vancouver was like

32:26

red hot at the beginning of the season , but they're there . They're

32:28

not as good anymore . I don't know why

32:30

, but they just can't seem

32:32

to win as many games as they used to , which is good , because I hate

32:34

Vancouver and

32:37

I

32:41

remember , uh

32:44

, were we watching a Calgary

32:47

versus Vancouver game . Which

32:50

one was that ?

32:51

And I was like this is the first time I've ever cheered for

32:53

the flames .

32:55

Oh , I always cheer for the flames in the regular season . I

33:00

want both Edmonton and Calgary to do good

33:02

so they face each other in the playoffs .

33:04

Yeah .

33:05

It's the best thing . It's the best case scenario . I don't

33:07

know why more people like people

33:09

care so much about which team is better

33:11

in the regular season . It's

33:14

like I don't care about the regular season , I want to , I care

33:16

about the playoffs . And if

33:19

they play each other in the playoffs , that's just more

33:21

entertaining for me . So

33:23

I wouldn't I cheer for Calgary in the regular season

33:25

. Vancouver

33:28

I've just hated since 2011 for

33:31

various reasons .

33:34

Yeah .

33:36

And yeah

33:44

, she had

33:46

. Edmonton is a .

33:49

On fire preferably .

33:50

I think they've won six in a row now . Yeah

33:53

, maybe seven . It might be seven after

33:55

last night , but , like geez

33:58

, last night they looked like they were going to lose the game for a while

34:00

. But they , you know , they seem to

34:02

have this like resiliency . Now they

34:06

can score goals again . Their , their defense

34:08

is actually like showing up for the most

34:10

part and

34:13

Stuart

34:15

Skinner is also remembered how to play , which

34:18

is all you know , kind of coincided

34:20

with Edmonton doing better . Hyman's

34:24

got two hat tricks this season now

34:26

and

34:29

I think half of his goals are assisted by McDavid

34:31

, so he's probably

34:34

pretty happy he's playing with him right now , because he's like

34:36

man . If I play with him he just gets me the puck and I

34:38

just fucking fired into the net . Call

34:40

it good , call it great . And

34:46

I think Hyman's actually got the most

34:48

goals for the Oilers right now . They usually

34:50

got more goals than dry-side .

34:55

Good job .

34:56

Yeah , winnipeg

35:01

has just been consistently good . Like

35:04

beginning

35:06

of the season was interesting because their

35:08

goalies really weren't playing that well which

35:10

is usually one of Winnipeg's best performers

35:14

but like once , uh once

35:18

, hellebuck started playing like himself again

35:20

. It's like they're they've just

35:22

been like a really

35:25

solid team and

35:28

they've beat some really good teams and they've

35:30

been I think they're

35:32

on their own like four

35:34

or five game winning streak . Now See

35:39

how things are looking pretty good for our teams .

35:42

Let's talk about the Las Vegas

35:45

Golden Knights , though . Why

35:47

? Because they're the top of

35:49

the Pacific Division right now . Yeah , they're

35:52

doing pretty fucking good .

35:55

Well , you'd hope so they just won the cup . Yeah

35:57

, They've

35:59

been well . Vegas is weird because

36:01

they they were amazing at the

36:03

beginning of the season , but

36:06

they've been like having

36:09

trouble lately , like a lot of trouble lately

36:11

, Like all of a sudden they can't score

36:13

goals anymore and they've

36:15

been losing a lot of games .

36:17

Yeah , let's

36:19

talk about how

36:22

fucking the Blackhawks

36:24

, who are the

36:26

bottom of the Central Division right now in

36:28

the Western Conference , yeah , and

36:31

they acquired the hottest draft

36:36

pick of the year .

36:38

Several years since McDavid , yeah .

36:40

Yeah , like they're

36:42

doing pretty bad .

36:45

Well , yeah , they only have one fucking player right

36:47

now and

36:51

it's called her Bidard and

36:54

he's now Conor . Baddard

36:56

is actually doing pretty fucking amazing

36:58

because he has no support whatsoever

37:00

on the Blackhawks , Like

37:03

none . Taylor Hall got injured

37:05

and he's just

37:08

by himself and he's still like . He's

37:10

like putting up highlight real goals and

37:12

shit Like a few . Get his

37:14

first couple of games . You know he's getting used to the

37:16

NHL a bit shaky , but

37:18

now he's got his swagger and he's

37:20

just Been a fucking menace . But

37:24

he's the only guy on that fucking team . And

37:29

then there's the Cory Perry thing with the

37:31

Blackhawks , which was . I

37:34

mean , the memes were funny .

37:36

What happened with that ? I saw that .

37:38

Okay , so the meme , the meme is

37:40

the meme . Cory Perry slept

37:42

with Conor Baddard's mom . Oh my

37:44

god and that was the rumor and

37:46

people were making fun of it . It's not true . It's

37:48

not true at all , but it's just

37:51

, I mean , kind of funny .

37:55

Isn't that his head coach ?

37:57

No , Cory Perry's like one of the was

37:59

one of the big stars on the Blackhawks for a long

38:02

time . He's like a veteran player

38:04

. I think he's almost 40 years old , so

38:07

so the joke was he slept with Conor Baddard's

38:09

mom and that's why he's off the team

38:11

. But Uh no , that's

38:13

not what happened . That is not what

38:15

happened . Um , he's

38:18

off for another reason . I don't think they've ever released

38:20

the reason . This will

38:22

make yet another . This is yet another Blackhawks

38:24

controversy not as not

38:27

as serious as the last one , but Still

38:30

pretty bad . And now a lot of people

38:32

are speculating Conor Baddard is probably going

38:34

to try and get out of Chicago because

38:37

that team's Culture

38:40

is still so fucked up .

38:42

But yeah the

38:47

Bruins , the Maple Leafs

38:49

. They're saving some lives this

38:51

year .

38:52

What do you mean ?

38:53

They're fourth in the Atlantic Division .

38:57

It's not good for for them .

38:59

That's better than not .

39:01

Toronto is the same issue as Edmonton

39:03

. They they're like all offense and nothing else

39:05

, Although Edmonton's been

39:07

turning it around and I haven't watched much Toronto

39:10

. But Other people are

39:12

complaining about more points than the Oilers do

39:14

well , yeah , but they

39:17

never had like an awful start the way the Oilers

39:20

did . They've

39:23

sort of just been consistently mediocre Like

39:28

they never . They they've never been as bad as the

39:30

Oilers were , but , as my understanding is , they've

39:32

never been as good as the Oilers are right now either

39:35

. Mother

39:37

team is kind of has a lot of the same issues

39:39

.

39:44

Well , if they make it to the playoffs , they'll be saving some

39:46

lives .

39:47

The Bruins unfortunately seem

39:49

to be on their way for another president's trophy . So

39:52

Rip Bruins fans , I'm sorry

39:55

to hear that .

39:59

Rip Bruins fans .

40:01

Although I personally want the

40:03

Golden Knights to win the president's trophy . That

40:06

would be the ideal scenario , in my opinion , but

40:09

you

40:12

know , boston wants to keep

40:14

being good , despite

40:16

losing all their good players every

40:18

year . Boston's gonna suck , oh yeah , but

40:20

they're going down this year . No , boston's

40:23

one of the best teams again , okay

40:25

. Well , what about the playoffs

40:27

, which is really Boston's

40:31

fucking problem ?

40:33

They're like holy shit , we made it to the playoffs

40:35

. And then they're like holy shit

40:38

, we made it to the Playoffs

40:40

. Please stop , oh my god .

40:41

They're like we made it to the playoffs , lost in the first round

40:43

. Yay , the

40:47

best team in hockey history losing

40:49

the first round of the Florida Panthers . You

40:53

know , like , like

40:58

it happens , I mean

41:00

Boston when Boston won

41:02

the cup against Vancouver , the

41:06

joke was that , uh , van Koen , it wasn't

41:08

so much that Boston was better than Vancouver

41:10

, it's that Vancouver out choked Boston

41:12

, because Boston

41:15

is like one of the worst playoff chokers

41:17

Like

41:19

ever and Vancouver is also

41:21

one of the worst playoff chokers , at

41:23

least that team back then was . So

41:26

it was like oh , who's gonna

41:28

lose it ? And , yeah

41:30

, vancouver out choked Boston , which

41:32

at this point I'm happy happened . At the time

41:34

I really wanted Vancouver to win , but

41:36

now In hindsight

41:39

in hindsight I'm like nah , you

41:41

know , they like , they fucking like the riot

41:43

.

41:44

Yeah , they have a big riot . All

41:48

the fans were like destroying

41:50

cars and shit .

41:51

Yeah , and all the fans are douchebags

41:53

and I hate them and yeah

41:58

, anyway , anyway

42:01

, yeah , this is the .

42:03

I don't think David might not get the

42:05

. What

42:08

is it called ?

42:09

Which one ?

42:10

Vezena .

42:12

No , he wouldn't get the Vezena not the

42:14

best seeing as he's not a fucking goal .

42:16

Sorry , I don't remember their names

42:18

.

42:19

Which one are you ? He won a lot of trophies

42:21

last year the , the the

42:24

. Taylor , what's

42:28

the trophy for ?

42:29

the MVP .

42:31

Playoff at your MVP . Yeah

42:34

, he might get that one .

42:36

What's it called ?

42:38

Are you talking about MVP ? Are you talking about the scoring

42:40

one ? Yeah , which one ?

42:42

I don't know , he's just

42:44

the best player in the NHL .

42:46

MVP . Yeah he

42:48

could get the MVP . Actually , I could

42:50

still see him getting the MVP , just

42:52

because you know he was injured . Now

42:55

, all of a sudden , he's .

42:56

Miraculously cured .

42:59

I mean , it took a while for him to become miraculously

43:02

cured , but yeah , he's playing like himself

43:04

again . No

43:06

, he's probably not going to get the rocket , richard , although

43:08

I wasn't expecting him to , because

43:10

mcdavid's not really a goal scorer

43:13

, he's more

43:15

of a playmaker , you

43:18

know . Hence hymen getting two hat tricks

43:20

, pretty much all assisted by him . Not

43:25

right now the uh , it

43:28

seems like either austin matthews is going to get

43:30

it . Weirdly enough , kyle Conner Is

43:32

in that conversation , which I'm

43:34

happy about .

43:36

But he

43:38

thinks getting the besna .

43:42

Aidan hill .

43:45

I would think it'd be hella buck again .

43:47

No , I don't think it's going to be

43:49

hella buck this year , because

43:52

, while I still think he's the

43:54

best goalie in the league , typically

43:57

goalies that play on Not

44:01

as good a teams don't win it because

44:04

their numbers aren't so insanely high

44:06

. But

44:09

you know , it's

44:12

fine . It's

44:15

all right , though , because Aidan

44:17

hill is like , probably , if

44:21

he keeps it up and he keeps playing like this

44:23

, because he was like amazing in the playoffs , a lot of people

44:25

thought , well , he's going to go back to earth in the Next

44:30

season , because oftentimes what happens is guys

44:32

just going runs in the playoffs Doesn't seem to be

44:34

the case . It seems to be that Aidan

44:36

hill is the real deal now and Just working in Vegas , which is

44:38

good , because they're

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like no good Canadian goalies in the NHL right now . So

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we could really use one if best

44:51

on best tournament happens again . So I'm happy , hell

44:53

yeah . Actually

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, most of the guys that I figured would win it , like you see , sarah O'Cerlea

45:01

, sorokin have been struggling and

45:03

Shisterkin hasn't been putting up as

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good a numbers

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as quick

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in New York , which is really surprising . But

45:12

yeah

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, leon

45:19

, dry saddle still , babe . Oh

45:21

yeah , he scored a really nice goal

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.

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Last night actually he scored a really nice

45:27

goal last night .

45:28

He scored a really nice goal last night actually in

45:32

his office classic . It's

45:35

a classic dry saddle school .

45:41

Wow .

45:43

Nuge has been scoring goals too .

45:46

Nuge .

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Yeah , why

45:51

are you looking at me like that ? Don't

45:54

tell me you forgot about nudge .

46:06

I think that's it .

46:08

It's it for us , that's our update .

46:10

That's our update repainting

46:13

Watching the NHL is painful

46:15

.

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Not anymore . It's been pretty good for me . It's

46:20

been pretty good for me , especially because the Oilers actually

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started winning .

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Yeah , keep it up , mc David

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. All right

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, bye , bye you

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.