We got a lot to talk about this week y’all, and we are the Segue Queens. We kick it off with a rundown of the candidates that are leaving the race and Stacey Abrams, whose official title should be Gatekeeper of Democracy and Voter Protection. We hit on Trump’s latest crazy talk about repealing the 14th Amendment, and we cover the connection between Colin Kaepernick, the NFL, and Jay-Z. It’s a hard knock life y’all.Tangents include Texas DPS, the Notorious RBG, how much Texans loves Texas, and Mimi on the internet. As always, we end with Mishy’s Asshole of the Week and Rae’s Bae of the Day.

Wines this week: Pinot Evil Pinot Noir, Bistrot Chic red blend, Becker Vinyards Merlot

We’ll be off next week for Labor Day, so enjoy yourselves Drunk Delegates!