Dadnapped, on the surface, is a movie about a Dad getting kidnapped. But if you go deeper than that, it's a movie about a dad getting kidnapped TWICE. If you go deeper than that, you've gone deeper than the writers of this film. They were probably too distracted by Jason Earles' hair to actually finish the script. It's the most distracting hair I've seen on film since Ezra Miller in the first Fantastic Beasts film. 

This movie sucks.