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subdued over some of your ears. Welcome,

3:30

welcome. My name's Taylor and- Oh,

3:33

Lil, what have you been up to? That is

3:35

Lil, that is my baby. Might

3:38

be a good introduction to

3:40

Hannah Georgia. She's

3:43

a working mom. Jordan

3:46

came out to bring her baby to

3:48

the gig. She's

3:51

just sat on the floor back, no, she's with my husband,

3:53

it's fine. You heckle me again, bitch.

3:55

Get your pits

3:58

out. Well

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survey on that. I love.

4:05

I love you my precious. Go if you're

4:07

listening to this, an atheist or to secure

4:09

the possibility to have mellowed it was. Lucky

4:13

that kids who listen to it like you

4:15

know cause the years we've kind as. Possible.

4:20

I just looking at td to that like

4:22

remember this phase when they can't understand what

4:24

you're say the cia like funny to be

4:26

like cause of that. And

4:29

then now like my child can use the internet

4:31

as he says. It's

4:35

always a sizzling say into success. Of.

4:39

The same. Time two years ago. So

4:41

manly thing is to. Somebody.

4:50

For. Me,

4:53

I see. Her.

4:57

I mean, she's very variable. City.

5:00

Really? As such as all you're doing great

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elect, pray or amazing we all knew he

5:04

would be. I

5:07

blaze welcome our other detectors.

5:18

Thanks very much. Yes! It's

5:20

me As if it's. Like

5:23

if you took my conspiracy theories as

5:25

to serve as a hunter is putting

5:27

causing any conspiracy theories that he hasn't

5:29

really had a baby. Like

5:32

approving if anyone to believe that hundred had

5:35

a baby he definitely had of a manufacturing

5:37

is absolutely no one knows you the cry

5:39

specific I love the idea that if i

5:41

was gonna like sake of your baby but

5:44

i have a crying while the laughing. Result

5:47

of the. Size of

5:50

notice somebody's taking a photo and I always

5:52

look like shit and the audience as I

5:54

just yes it's you it's you and I

5:56

love you sir I really do your like

5:58

one of our greatest fan. It's just

6:00

remember how low down you are. Hahahaha! For

6:07

the list list, Sarah is stood up. Excellent

6:10

stuff. I'm still gonna hate that. Yeah, Taylor is still

6:12

like, why doesn't she call us? No,

6:16

I'm trying to get better. Like, give it the fuck up. Shall

6:18

we bring on our guests? I think it's time.

6:21

Yay! Sweet, we're really

6:23

excited to have her here. She's a fantastic comedian. Please

6:26

welcome to the stage, Shuntz Hill Nash! Talkers!

6:32

Welcome! Welcome,

6:34

Shuntz Hill! Welcome! Thank

6:38

you! Hello, welcome!

6:42

I'm so happy to be here with you. Thank you. Hello.

6:45

I know how you guys are. I'm still at the door. I can hear everything. Hahahaha!

6:50

Yap and away, yap and away. Well,

6:52

you know, we always start the podcast with the

6:54

same question, and that question is, have you ever

6:56

been victim of a crime? I

6:58

have. Okay. Really sad to hear

7:00

that. Yeah. Great. I've

7:03

never ever said news. Yes, but...

7:05

And then she told a story and we're like, that's a crime.

7:08

That's really bad. That's really bad. You look quite horrible,

7:10

is that what it is? It was really, really horrible.

7:12

But yeah, anyway. Yeah, no, I have.

7:14

So, I used to have a car. I had

7:16

an old Ford KA, and it was about eight

7:19

years ago, and so me and

7:21

my partner just bought our house, and just about

7:23

a month in, the car broke.

7:25

Like, coolant issues, smoking,

7:27

car finished. Did you go into

7:29

a garage and say that? They saw you come

7:31

in. I think it's like smoke

7:34

finished. Yeah, the car's done. Can't finish. End of

7:36

car. That's

7:40

the technical term. End of car. So,

7:42

the car was done. So, I parked it outside my

7:44

house, and, because obviously I just bought a house, so

7:46

I didn't have any money to fix it. I was

7:48

like, I'll get round to that at some

7:50

point. And so, about three months passed,

7:53

we've just moved in. I came home

7:55

from work one day, and my partner was like, did you notice

7:57

anything Different about the house? Finally

8:00

got my fucking sounds us all a the shelves the

8:02

length of it. but as I. Know

8:05

what what you want about and pm I've been

8:07

there like front room cat and the like where

8:09

is your. A

8:16

cycle of will it's It's so nice about how

8:18

he doesn't run. Of

8:22

solar That. Kind

8:24

of like of it is there. like how

8:26

they don't Well so I called the police

8:28

as I think my car. It's been so. Like

8:32

okay A definite the v courage and they

8:35

called have the next day when i that

8:37

card been declared abandoned and oh you know

8:39

by who knows that will somebody on on

8:41

the road because i see the a somebody

8:43

on the road i know one of my

8:46

ticket neighbours said declared by law is abandoned

8:48

but at the same time as a but

8:50

like i called the council and like this

8:52

card been banned it has anyone from and

8:54

pick up and then i know that i

8:57

will do to said some below but nobody

8:59

sonia in fact. That

9:05

his his. Insights and White turned

9:07

out to be was that the because I

9:09

haven't declared as soon so like we don't

9:12

mit something where. You don't dedicate with the

9:14

some of the country off the road much because

9:16

you've. Seen I. See

9:20

for the Dallas. Was

9:23

a flex. Some

9:26

sort of the word emphasis

9:28

on acronyms. Because

9:30

I had declared as as off the right

9:33

proper some junkyards go around looking i live

9:35

in the have some kind of i find

9:37

a loophole and they could find their low

9:39

yeah when I was a list of cause.

9:42

The on like group. At the whenever I

9:44

imagine it's like a giant at was a good

9:46

metal detector. I say

9:48

sweep and around the because they've failed a

9:50

big boss he was cool and since I'm

9:52

on a diet magadan they just list of

9:55

wicked overlooks the. and they got

9:57

one more drive left When

10:00

the neighbour reported it, don't you have

10:02

to get told? I thought,

10:05

apparently not. No. Maybe

10:07

when the council ever made it out,

10:09

maybe they would have knocked on my door and be

10:11

like, Madam, is this car parked outside your house? Your

10:13

car? To which I would have replied, yes! I

10:16

would have been the end of it. Anyway,

10:18

the car was in an impound lot

10:21

in Romford and I called them up and was like, OK, this is

10:23

the car, and they're like, yeah, you need to pay us a daily

10:25

rate. If you want to come and get stuff out of your car,

10:27

you've got to pay us a daily rate. In

10:29

order to get it out of there, I would have had to

10:31

get it MOT'd and taxed, but you can't get the car in

10:33

the back because it was not running. And I was like, this

10:35

feels like a mess. This

10:38

is like so... I'm going to just

10:40

say Casc-esque. I

10:43

don't know enough about him to just

10:45

be dropping that, but

10:48

I've heard it referenced in this way. Sounds

10:53

Casc-esque. Exactly. How much

10:55

would it cost for you to just keep it? Oh,

10:57

we'll do that. We'll crush it for free. I was like, brilliant. Oh,

11:00

my God! And

11:02

so they crushed the car. That's the end of my car.

11:05

Was it a crime? I don't know. The

11:07

crime was a petty neighbour. We'll crush it

11:09

for three years. It's just a great line. Yeah.

11:13

Is it a crime? Maybe not.

11:16

It's definitely... The neighbour should be a

11:18

crime. We've talked about this before, where

11:21

we need somebody between the police and

11:23

your mum to sort stuff out. And

11:26

the closest we've come is the Facebook

11:29

group, right? Be

11:31

like, can someone do something about this? Who's

11:33

done this? In the spirit

11:35

of that, it should also be a

11:37

crime if you report your neighbour's car

11:39

without even having a conversation. That

11:41

should be a crime. Yeah, it's like

11:44

a false accusation and a waste of

11:46

valuable somebody's resources. I was going to

11:48

say police resources, but they didn't do

11:50

anything. It's like a dick move. Was

11:53

it on a driveway or was it on the road?

11:55

No, it was on the road just outside my house

11:57

then. Yeah, but that's still dick. Like

12:00

listener, that's how the Uk the cause

12:02

the K call one of the most.

12:08

Expensive as a new baby caught you know

12:10

so I don't understand why anybody would be

12:12

bothered by killing of meet meet you know.

12:17

What I'm feeling a little like looking through a

12:19

window. Gonna want to see that? Henry

12:23

and. I

12:25

said because it is a go to park

12:27

when you three yes they will fight it

12:30

quits pocket I insert like a million and

12:32

I. Will.

12:36

Get. To the motivation of the dick like the

12:39

they take the. Same as I. Might.

12:48

Be really honest about that.

12:50

That makes a lot. Because his

12:52

some people are just six. But. Not this

12:54

is still a dick. But they're frustrated. Will

12:56

say that it's. Okay

13:01

what they did know that oh

13:03

yeah I'm round the corner. I'd

13:06

be like a cool you could

13:08

you his nose in my life

13:10

cycle racing at your house. yeah

13:12

you and I father but anyway

13:14

so well. You. Tell

13:17

Me This lunatic. What

13:20

flight? Or? Do. I

13:24

just have we cross any car. Anytime

13:28

anyplace, Seneca. Up

13:32

for cover? Up what we always asks.

13:34

Ah, if you have the perpetrator hear what would you

13:36

say? It is a murder or due to that This

13:38

is a tricky one. I don't know if you're like

13:40

looking at yourself in a mere. Or

13:44

afterward with your neighbor is really do.

13:48

Think it. Probably makes it as we speak to

13:50

my neighbors. Yeah, get them all in the lines

13:52

like find. A. Nice

13:56

place. every single one of them he

13:58

says if it's it's. What

14:02

have you want us? film? I got. Back

14:04

easy incrementally One of you know. Get a

14:06

Christmas card. And

14:09

that will be my recipe. Sit. At

14:12

your view said that It actually a

14:14

beautiful answer thing to have a round

14:16

of applause and. Have. A.

14:20

Very nice. Okay, well we come to

14:22

the part where we're ready to sell

14:24

some true crime. It's

14:27

unusually. Brighton. here's my keep You can like

14:29

uncomfortable. When

14:32

I'm in on on he has to be like. Especially

14:35

United States zone in on

14:37

the I'm so sorry I

14:39

can't Stop against Okay, all

14:42

right. All right

14:44

guys, To wrap it

14:46

in, our case involves a married

14:48

couple. Allows.

14:52

Us to know? What about new reading

14:54

glasses and undies? Oh

14:57

my God it's so much better.

14:59

Ah I have been like the

15:02

last year of doing this so

15:04

I've just been struggling and and

15:06

I'm like oh I didn't have

15:08

to suffer. There's technology now a

15:10

pass or case of of the

15:12

married couple Francis and Tony Toto.

15:14

Yes, The names are always

15:17

great. Tony Toto had emigrated. From

15:22

Italy. To the United States when

15:24

he was fourteen and met Francis when they

15:26

were both still teenagers living in the Bronx.

15:28

Tony was immediately attracted to Francis a sweet

15:30

nature and beauty, and Francis was attracted to

15:32

the fact that getting married would mean she

15:34

finally have a sense of self worth and

15:36

maybe even a share. Of bank accounts of

15:39

no. I'm joking. Nobody

15:41

asked her what she thought. Your

15:43

first question detectives is what year do

15:45

you think Francis and Tony got married.

15:48

Two years. So.

15:51

He's Italian so and it tho those

15:54

yes. I

15:56

get back to live my head, Know that? I just wanna hear that.

16:00

So I'd like. Colleges to Oliver: Italian.

16:05

And oh well. didn't like maybe so

16:07

I. Italians went over to America. Maybe

16:09

just off the wall. Maybe I'm feeling

16:11

like us on basing that on like.

16:13

I bought something about pizza in some

16:15

stuff. Up

16:18

terrible I really I realize this is I said

16:20

it but like I was a was about like

16:22

the fact that what you think about pizza it

16:25

was a case that you to the of that

16:27

my. Like

16:31

lock. It was that

16:33

we did it in my flair for the my

16:35

Tv smoke. Ads

16:37

And that was about the fact that like

16:40

there was quite a few italian yeah

16:42

restaurants in like when added planted with

16:44

a red and immigration source internet. I'd say

16:46

that. Necessities. Is that possible

16:48

said that the most of es un land. On

16:50

a specific air to success rate play

16:53

prices right? Sixty Four Nineteen Fifty Four

16:55

Guys think I think it went to

16:57

this is them when a semi like

16:59

a fish it up. When was the

17:01

Mayflower that the that the pilots have.

17:06

No with. See.

17:10

This is the first class since we. Were

17:14

gonna keep a move and that I that I let.

17:16

So let's the war. I'm gonna go nineteen. Forty.

17:19

Nine Nineteen Forty Nine The I see, I

17:21

think there is mass immigration Read the turn

17:23

of the Nineteen Hundred. I'm gonna go. On.

17:26

Eager Nineteen Thirteen Low.

17:28

Elo.

17:30

Hell are you I like I explained

17:32

to send samples like that, but. Now

17:34

we don't have. The

17:38

Titanic, My father's I'm. In Hundred

17:40

only says that. To everything. Is

17:43

a nineteen twelve? I don't know. What you

17:45

have. Any

17:50

ruins. Your

17:53

a like it's almost your favorite. Yes.

17:55

Oh. Okay

17:58

guy. well Tony as I. moved out

18:00

of New York had four children and Tony

18:03

launched a very popular business in their town

18:05

which they ran together your next question what

18:07

kind of business did they run? Did you

18:09

say it was the 60s in the end?

18:11

When they got married. Well

18:14

not to be not to play into a stereotype here.

18:16

What do you mean? I did do that now. What

18:21

is some kind of delicatessence? Okay. That's a

18:23

perfectly reasonable guess. Is

18:28

it food based? It is. Oh

18:30

you see. I was gonna go waste management like Tony Soprano

18:39

and completely lean into

18:41

the stereotype. Toto's waste management.

18:43

Not a bad guess. Not

18:46

food but not a bad guess. How did

18:48

you say New York? They're not in New York

18:50

anymore. You just said America. I will tell you where

18:52

they are in a minute. Okay well I think it's a pizza

18:55

You're right. Sometimes

18:58

it pays to be the worst. It

19:02

was a pizza parlor called Tony's.

19:05

So they live. Oh gosh. I

19:10

know. I guess we're. So they live in Pennsylvania.

19:17

Go Steelers. Thank you very much. We're

19:19

in a place called Allentown and if

19:21

you don't know anything about Allentown PA

19:23

it's kind of like if Sheffield stopped

19:25

taking its antidepressants. I

19:30

don't think anybody from Allentown would argue with

19:32

that honestly because it's part of what was

19:34

called the steel belt when the US steel

19:36

business was booming but everything tanked in the

19:39

70s and 80s and it became

19:41

known as the rust belt. Very

19:44

niche burn isn't it. Yes

19:46

metal burns. But good news

19:50

for them. People always need pizza. So the

19:52

Todos were doing great business wise. However Tony

19:54

and Francis they hit a rough patch in

19:56

their marriage in 1983. What went wrong? What

20:03

haven't any? Three C Three

20:05

for it's it's like Reagan kind

20:07

of times. I ate his

20:09

economic ring and yeah, so. Deny

20:13

that it didn't go somewhere that and I'm

20:15

thinking some kind of like. Penny

20:17

Stock. he put it all on one of cheap

20:19

any song and then. All.

20:24

Of stock sort. Of.

20:29

Us exactly how they work, Or

20:32

even know if that's bad or good like that

20:34

is a and this is what else was have

20:36

made a very very visual. For.

20:39

This audio medium weight of you

20:41

at we do it on this

20:43

is. What's your i can the other person?

20:45

the marriage. Rate well for thought he

20:47

cheated hundreds and know kind of might not be what

20:50

they broke off about via how to hear him another.

20:52

Stereotype: Wow. Okay, they've been married

20:54

for would fifteen. sixteen years of

20:56

silly. Now a mass is impossible.

21:00

But yes, seventy nice.

21:02

I'm. Not.

21:05

I'm stalling. The

21:07

seventeen year itch? Yeah, was it

21:09

the seventeen area that is. Sit.

21:11

Thirty. Eight

21:14

Sixty Six data to determine everything. I

21:17

second that I got seventy Six Eighty

21:19

Six and I have to subtract the

21:21

so it's Seven See a set. He

21:23

now is right certified. So

21:26

clumsy and so sorry were so they

21:28

hit a rough patch of is a

21:30

seventeen year. It's him, the seventeen year

21:32

and Gonorrhea. You

21:36

don't treat it for sir. Yes,

21:39

Hanna's right, Tony receivers.

21:44

See no another man. I'm on. I'm a

21:47

pizza. And

21:49

not just a couple times. Tony

21:51

was cheating on her a lot

21:53

on some time in arranging up

21:55

to three dates and one name.

21:58

What! My daughter. Do

22:03

you know what though, part of me is like, you must like

22:05

smell of pizza though. I

22:07

would definitely sleep with a guy for

22:09

a little bit. The millennial aphrodisiac. It's

22:13

one of the best smells in

22:15

the world. Even on a man.

22:17

I've learned the guitar or sell pizza. She

22:22

had been warned time and time again by her friends, ignored

22:24

it for a long time, but Frances decided in 1983 she

22:26

had had enough. In

22:30

fact, she decided to kill him. Okay.

22:34

Okay. I know. It

22:37

escalates very, very quickly. I took a hard left.

22:42

Your next question is, how did she try

22:44

to kill him? In the pizza. In

22:46

the pizza. Come on, it's obvious. They're poisoned

22:49

in the marinara? Oh, I see. I was

22:51

picturing him going head first. And

22:54

just like slowly burning and drowning to death.

22:56

Like, which is going to kick in first?

23:00

It's a brutal death. Oh, what

23:02

a way to go. I don't know

23:05

why I did that accent either. What

23:07

a brutal death. What even is that?

23:09

Anyway, Hannah, how do you

23:11

try to kill him? Well, it depends whether or not. Like

23:13

I always think sometimes when people murder people, they

23:15

either try and get away with it or they just

23:17

don't. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's

23:21

one extreme or the other. So I

23:23

reckon she's not stupid because she wants

23:25

the money from the pizzeria. Surely,

23:27

Denby, what's her name? Her

23:30

name is Frances. Frances. It was Denby Francis''s.

23:33

And like, Sony's brilliant. Very

23:35

catchy. Yes. So

23:38

I think she makes it look like an accident. I think

23:40

the best way to make it look like an accident is

23:42

to maybe like, like, she's had

23:44

Timmy Jack potatoes and she's reversing her

23:47

car, but it's over him rather than

23:49

herself. Okay. Yeah.

23:53

Wow. She thought this through. Is

23:55

your husband still in here? Watch

23:57

out. No, we're getting you classes. Katie,

24:00

what do you reckon? How do you think her? So

24:04

statistically, apparently women do choose poison

24:06

the most. But

24:09

we've had poison, so I'm going

24:11

to go hitman. Say hi as a hitman. You

24:15

guys, these are all excellent guesses.

24:18

None of you quite got it on this occasion.

24:20

I'm sorry to say. No. But

24:22

you're all stars. Francis

24:24

tried to have a bomb wired into his

24:26

car that was... Wow, okay.

24:28

When he started the ignition. But

24:32

this didn't work because, duh, women don't understand

24:34

cars. Hey, not in

24:36

front of the bomb! The

24:38

wound is still open. I'm

24:42

so sorry, we're usually a bit more sensitive than that. I

24:45

was kind of close with car stuff. I'm

24:47

not a real detective, wait. No,

24:50

you were. Sorry, you were the closest. Was

24:52

your answer better, Mr.? Like

24:56

how Ken does beach. And

24:59

it was car. Car

25:01

stuff. So

25:04

this didn't work, but Francis wasn't about

25:06

to give up. No, no, no. She

25:08

hired a low-level hitman. Ooh! That

25:12

killed Tony one night. And

25:14

your next question is, what was this

25:16

low-level hitman's weapon of choice as I

25:19

get my strings out of my crotch?

25:21

There we go. Did

25:24

you get that in the picture? I

25:26

was expecting that to be a tampon. What

25:29

did you do with it? You

25:31

got a full string. What

25:34

was the hitman's weapon of choice? Dagger.

25:37

Dagger, nice. Sexy.

25:41

If it's low-level hitman, I'm

25:43

thinking something you'd have around the house. Okay.

25:46

Because it's a part-time job. His

25:49

heart's not in it. So

25:54

where's the pick-up? It's just side hustle, yeah. I'm thinking

25:56

like a face or some kind of like blunt instrument. Oh

26:01

that's a much better answer. Oh right. I

26:03

might also like... You should over your dagger. I

26:06

mean it's still fine but that's better. Fair

26:09

enough. But also like we're in America right?

26:12

So a gun could be lying around my

26:14

house right? I'm gonna say gun. That's

26:17

fair Hannah, that's fair. Chantal you

26:19

were correct. It was a baseball bat.

26:23

Noooooo! Yes. You

26:25

should not be clapping it like that. This

26:28

is so wrong. It's very

26:31

supportive. But

26:33

Tony fought off the hitman, got

26:36

his baseball bat from him and chased

26:38

him away into the night. One Tony?

26:40

Alright. Second time unlucky but third time

26:43

Scurcharm. Oh no. Right?

26:45

Oh my goodness. I want that conversation

26:47

when Tony gets home alive with Frances.

26:50

So you will not believe what happened. I'm wrong.

26:54

I'm wrong. I'm wrong. Oh. How

26:57

weird because the call was playing up and

26:59

there's a sign up right there. Oh it's a

27:01

change. I'm not sure how that could have happened.

27:05

Just so unlucky I guess. Oh my

27:07

gosh. So now Frances hires

27:09

one of her daughter's friends. He's

27:14

called Bruno. Seriously

27:17

at this point, like

27:19

if you were writing this as a TV script as you know

27:21

they'd be like, could we back off on the series? I

27:24

see that. And they'd just like, Bruno shoots Tony

27:26

and then they each gobble goo. So we're going

27:28

to start. But

27:30

he was honestly called Bruno and the plan was

27:32

to shoot Tony in his sleep. They're

27:34

not messing around now. Shoot Tony in his sleep.

27:37

Your next question is where on his body

27:40

does Bruno shoot Tony? Straighten

27:42

the dick. Just

27:45

pow! Right off the end.

27:48

That is correct and it's known as the

27:50

Frances Method. No.

28:00

I think that could

28:05

be great because like don't

28:07

think they'll shoot you in the mouth if you're a grass.

28:10

Guys I know about the grass and

28:12

yeah if you're a grass they'll shoot you in the mouth.

28:14

Okay. Things like that so if you've cheated then maybe the

28:16

dick is the place and it's where

28:19

my daughter's friend. Yeah daughter's friend. Yeah and I

28:21

feel like if someone fucked around with my mate's

28:23

mum I'd be like right I'll shoot him in the dick. Okay

28:27

Bruno goes for the dick. I'm

28:29

gonna say shoulder. I feel like the way

28:31

you're called there. You said third

28:35

time's the charm so I feel like maybe this time he

28:37

does die so maybe the head but I

28:40

kind of want to say shoulder I feel like

28:42

maybe this is still a fuck up because it's

28:44

presumably a teenager. Katie go with your gut. Shoulder.

28:46

Go with your real gut. Head?

28:49

Yes. He

28:52

shoots him in the back of the head. The

28:56

shot doesn't kill Tony. This is

28:59

genuinely one

29:02

of those like if it weren't true you would never

29:04

believe it. It doesn't kill Tony

29:06

but it wakes him up. And

29:10

when Francis comes to check on him he says

29:13

he's not feeling very well. His

29:15

head really aches. Just so

29:17

you know they used a 20 it was

29:19

their own gun and it was a 25

29:21

caliber pistol and they're like little baby guns

29:23

like they're like the car of guns. They're

29:26

like really small. But not a potato

29:28

gun right? It's a bullet. It's a

29:31

real gun. There's

29:34

a range of guns. I don't talk

29:36

about that. From potato guns to AK-35.

29:38

That's the range.

29:44

Francis tells Tony that he

29:46

has a headache because he's got

29:48

the flu. He says you've

29:51

got the flu I will go make you some chicken.

29:53

Is he not bleeding? He's bleeding

29:55

a little. So has he

29:58

noticed that he's bleeding? No he has no. idea.

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31:10

Tony a batch of chicken soup. Your

31:12

next question, what special ingredient does Francis

31:15

add to the soup? This

31:17

is like Rasputin. This

31:19

is mad. Dad, I

31:21

was on earlier and I don't even know the dance but I wanted

31:24

to do it. I read or I

31:26

heard on a podcast or whatever that um... Actually

31:30

I think I saw it on a TV show that

31:32

Rasputin used to take a little bit of

31:34

arsenic every day so that he wouldn't like

31:37

die if anyone ever gave him arsenic because he knew that

31:39

like people were trying to kill him so he was trying

31:41

to build up his tolerance so that he wouldn't die. Like

31:43

the princess bride. I've

31:46

spent the last few years building up an immunity

31:48

to iocane powder. I don't do

31:50

that bit like with Prosecco. Because

31:57

like when you asked us at the beginning you

31:59

said poisoning. I said cast off, you

32:01

know I did. And you said a hitman. You're

32:03

all right, I know. And I

32:06

did not spoil it, but I knew it. Well

32:08

done, guys. Oh my goodness. You did it all. Oh,

32:10

we're detectives. I think we did it. Yeah. Yeah.

32:12

Yeah. Great. Women

32:14

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32:18

if your name is Francis. So

32:21

what's the secret ingredient in the

32:23

chicken soup? Is it arsenic? Good

32:26

guess. Or is it like a dodgy mushroom?

32:29

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32:35

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32:37

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32:40

spoiler alert, she poisons him with

32:42

mushrooms in small doses to

32:44

keep him in check. And then that's the first. Oh.

32:47

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34:27

Okay. I thought

34:29

it was about trousers. It starts off that

34:31

way and then mushroom poisons

34:33

by the end. Yeah. So

34:35

it makes them very sick. So what is mushroom?

34:38

Flashes of misery, just trying to keep him in

34:40

bed or whatever. And good thing too, because it's

34:42

sort of what do you have around? In a

34:44

pizzeria. Many mushrooms. But it's surely not like

34:47

button mushrooms. It's like,

34:49

oh, I'm so bloated and I

34:51

die. No, but maybe they had

34:54

poisonous mushrooms growing outside of their

34:56

health. Oh yeah, Salmonella. Maybe finish

34:59

him off with some food poisoning.

35:02

I love how you say that like it's a mobster.

35:05

Hey, I'm Salmonella. He's

35:07

coming. No, not really. What

35:09

do you think, Helen? I think arsenic feels

35:11

very Victorian to me. Yeah. But

35:14

I don't know what I kind of, what we're in

35:16

the... What marten poisons are. What marten poisons are there?

35:18

Alright, 1983. Ooh, I'll say like

35:20

rat poison. Rat poison.

35:22

Yeah. Yes. Regonomics

35:24

and rat poison. She

35:27

put dozens of really strong

35:29

sleeping pills, barbiturates, basically, which were so

35:31

easy to get back then. It was a

35:34

swing in time. So

35:36

this is going to finish the job. So Tony

35:39

by now is going in and out of consciousness.

35:41

He's not dead yet. He still has a bullet

35:43

in his head. And she just

35:45

keeps telling him he's got the flu. This

35:47

is a great example of woman on

35:49

man gaslighting. Like,

35:52

I think there's a bullet in my head. Shut up. You're

35:55

just sick. It

35:57

goes both ways. Now. Francis

36:04

hires two cousins.

36:08

They're cousins with each other. Are

36:11

they Luigi and Mario? Oh

36:14

God. So

36:17

it's finished the job and because this

36:19

story just keeps on giving, their names

36:21

rhyme. So your

36:24

next question is, what are the rhyming

36:26

names of the hit men cousins?

36:29

Just have fun with it guys. Shooty

36:32

and Tooty. I

36:35

guess I would have become a hit man if my name's Shooty.

36:38

I was thinking I could play this one How to Rhyme.

36:44

I was just like rhyming with Patrick and

36:46

Dave. And

36:49

then she was like Pam and Claire. I

36:54

love this, this is so much my pressure. Boris

36:56

and Maurice. Or

36:59

it's Phil and Bill. Very

37:02

good. I can

37:04

do it. You can rhyme. You

37:07

can do better than Pam and Claire. Okay

37:09

they're Italian, I want to go. I

37:13

nearly said Luigi and Floyd. We're

37:21

going to sit here and tell you can do it. Rhyme

37:24

bitch, rhyme. Maybe

37:27

inability to rhyme is like a thing. It

37:30

might be. We've just discovered

37:32

a new disorder. This

37:34

is it, I can't rhyme. I'm going to go for

37:37

Dan and Dan. Yay!

37:42

Thank you guys. You said

37:44

it like you weren't sure. What

37:47

does it to sound? Nice

37:51

fun round guys. It was

37:53

Ronald and Donald. And

37:57

you should know that Ronald and Donald weren't very

37:59

good. bright. Try

38:02

that in mind when these next things happen.

38:04

The plan was for Ronald to shoot Tony

38:06

in the heart using the same 25 caliber

38:09

pistol that Bruno

38:11

had used, because that worked so well,

38:14

and Donald would stand by with a baseball bat

38:16

in case Tony gave them any trouble. Everything

38:20

comes full circle. But

38:24

as they stood over his body, neither Ronald

38:26

nor Donald could remember which side

38:28

of the heart was broken out. So

38:32

your next question is, how did

38:35

they remember which side the heart is

38:37

on? Put

38:39

your hand on your chest. Jogged

38:42

on the spot and just went... OK.

38:47

I mean, they can't Google it because it's

38:49

1983. True. Why don't

38:52

they just shoot both sides just in case?

38:55

Yes! That doesn't sound... Oh,

38:57

I imagine they probably went... something insane.

38:59

They went out like a pharmacy to

39:02

look at a diagram written on a window

39:05

just to check and then came back

39:07

home. We'll be right back. That would be great.

39:09

And they were still holding the gun while they

39:11

were looking at the body. Or is there like

39:13

a little rhyme that we didn't know about? Sorry to

39:15

bring that up again. Like

39:20

your kid who's on the left and your lip is on

39:22

the right. I mean, I'm just going on. Do

39:25

you know what? Both of your answers are the closest.

39:28

And you as well, Chantel, because it was... Put

39:30

in your hand on your heart. It's very American.

39:32

They recited the Pledge of Allegiance. Oh,

39:35

what a cold! But honestly,

39:38

apparently for some reason, they

39:40

recited the entire thing. What?

39:45

Over Tony's half-dead body. Because

39:48

why not? Somehow really apt for your

39:50

country. I don't know why. Everything

39:53

about this case is, isn't it?

39:55

I'm proud of this case. We're

39:58

proud of this country as we about... to

40:00

execute someone. I know. So

40:04

they did this, and Ronald's still fucked up.

40:08

Missed the heart. This time

40:10

the bullet goes all the way through Tony's body,

40:12

though. OK, that should do it. Yep. So

40:19

we need to change to a reverent tone

40:21

now. It's all the way through

40:23

his body. Ronald and Donald head downstairs,

40:25

and they tell Francis that it's done.

40:27

It's finally done. Your next question,

40:30

what happens next? But it's

40:32

not finally done, is it? It's just gone

40:34

through him again. Yeah, he comes downstairs. He's

40:36

like, I really want some more soup. Oh

40:38

my god, yeah. He's

40:40

just slowly bleeding out in

40:42

a horrible way. OK.

40:45

Any advance on slowly bleeding out in a

40:47

horrible way? Well, I kind of feel like,

40:50

doesn't Francis, like, if they shot

40:52

him in, I didn't realize this was in the house. I

40:54

figured that this was somewhere. All in the house. It's in

40:56

his bed. It's in their bed. I

40:58

almost feel like with Francis, you'd be a bit like, well,

41:01

I guess I've got to call the police now, because he's been shot

41:03

in the bed. So she can't claim

41:05

that it's the food poisoning or

41:07

something. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like,

41:10

tell on Ronald and Donald. No. OK. But

41:13

that's an excellent guess, because that would be a lot

41:15

more reasonable. Tony,

41:20

drunk down of his mind and

41:22

shot twice, walks downstairs.

41:25

No. No, I

41:27

fancy him now. Yeah. I

41:30

know. Yeah. Yes, exactly. Eventually, you're

41:32

like, you know what? Fair play. Yeah. Love

41:34

this guy. I don't know. He could have

41:36

been having four dates a night. I don't care. Yeah.

41:39

He's like the Walking Dead. I can see

41:41

why maybe he was cheating. His

41:46

wife's a homicidal maniac. Heck, maybe. And

41:49

not a very good one. So

41:52

the cousins are still there, and they're like, what's

41:54

done? And they're having a drink. And he just

41:56

shows up. And it's like

41:59

talking nonsense. He's just like, oh,

42:01

blah, blah, blah. And so Ronald

42:03

and Donald freak out. They leave.

42:06

Francis marches them back up

42:08

to bed. You're still sick, honey. You're still

42:10

sick. Just lie down. Finally,

42:13

the police receive a tip off. And

42:15

that's because Ronald and Donald went off

42:17

to the bars and bragged about

42:19

their turn and hit men. So

42:22

it didn't take long. So the police

42:25

discover Tony in bed with two gunshot

42:27

wounds, slowly bleeding. He actually

42:29

wakes up. And the police tell him,

42:31

Tony, you've been shot. What's his response?

42:34

No, I haven't. I've just got the flu. I

42:38

mean, is he intelligible? Does he

42:40

have a response? They can understand what he's saying. I

42:43

know. I know. It's like we're forgetting

42:45

the fact he had all those sleeping pills as well.

42:49

He's also awake through that. Wow.

42:53

Do you know what? I'm just going to give it to

42:55

Chantel because you were word perfect correct. Look,

42:58

no, I haven't. I've just got the flu.

43:00

Oh my god. Oh

43:04

my god. It's not going to be

43:06

anything better than that. That's amazing. I'm

43:09

going to put a gas light in

43:11

one Tony none. So

43:14

finally, Tony goes to

43:16

the hospital. This is how bad man flu actually

43:18

is. Do

43:20

we need to be more sympathetic? Oh

43:24

no. Absolutely not. No, thank you. Tony

43:27

finally goes to hospital. Everyone involved

43:30

is arrested for the attempted murder.

43:32

All the hit men, Francis.

43:35

There's a reason Tony survived the gunshot

43:37

wounds. What was it? Bullet proof

43:40

vest? I

43:42

thought I'd sleep in mine. I don't know about you. Oh,

43:47

did somebody like, if I said mad,

43:49

like somebody loaded the gun with something ridiculous,

43:51

like not bullets, but like, I don't know.

43:55

I wouldn't say rainbow drops, but not rainbow drops. Yeah,

43:58

something ridiculous. Something adorable. I'm

44:00

wearing carpeted. Rainbow drop.

44:02

OK. So not real bullets.

44:04

Yeah. Not real bullets in the back. Fair enough.

44:06

Do you know what? You've always got in a

44:08

pair of pajamas. You've always got that

44:10

little pocket there, haven't you? Yeah. And do you

44:12

think it's a bit like he had something? It's

44:14

like when people have the Bible in their pocket

44:17

and the bullet doesn't go through. Right. Did he

44:19

have his? He had

44:21

a metal coaster. Yeah. Or something like it

44:23

was something in his pajama. I could just keep

44:25

touching my chin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

44:27

Yeah. These are all great

44:29

guesses. You touched on

44:32

it before, Hannah. It was the sleeping pills. Oh.

44:35

The sleeping pill, she had given him so

44:38

many that it slowed down his metabolism and

44:40

therefore the bleeding. So ironically, he had

44:42

actually saved his life by trying to kill

44:44

him. Oh, that's amazing.

44:47

Tony finds out that Francis has tried

44:50

to kill him five times. And

44:53

why? But instead of being angry,

44:56

he takes out a loan for $50,000, bails

44:58

her out of jail, forgives

45:01

her, and tries to beg

45:03

the police to drop all charges. Oh

45:05

my god. Next question, do

45:08

they drop the charges of

45:10

attempted murder? No. The police

45:13

are like, Tony, absolutely

45:15

not. But I really

45:17

want. OK, it's

45:20

a very firm no. I

45:22

wanted aggressive, Tony. Sit down. Just

45:24

do high. Sit

45:26

down, Tony. Oh

45:30

my god. I thought,

45:32

no, I want to email. Workplace.

45:36

Yes, we have a female workplace teacher in the front.

45:38

Yay. You check out

45:40

our merch. I just need to find my name.

45:43

I did. That's why we put the logo

45:45

right there. No,

45:47

thank you for representing. Yay. I

45:50

wonder if they did drop the charges. Because

45:53

I don't know, now it's almost romantic. It's

45:58

almost romantic. She's

46:01

got his attention, he's kind of hot for her

46:03

again. She

46:06

must love me, she tried to kill me five

46:08

times. She was

46:10

so mad at my cheating. I'm going

46:12

to try and be a fantastic husband from

46:14

this point on. Not many people just go

46:16

salsa dancing or something. I

46:20

kind of feel like you... I mean, I don't know

46:22

much about the law. Surprising, I know. You

46:25

can't, you can't. Can you just say, oh,

46:27

the person that I did it to says

46:30

it's okay now, so there's no law has

46:32

been broken. Sure, you can't because you could be

46:34

intimidating that person. That just doesn't feel

46:36

like a good law. Do you

46:38

know what I mean? It doesn't have

46:40

to be the person. The police can also

46:42

prosecute and there's the people versus... Hannah, you

46:44

do know the law. Of course you can't

46:47

do that. You can't

46:49

just say, it's fine, I'm cool with it. No,

46:51

everybody does time for the

46:53

crime. Francis spends four years in

46:55

prison. Not bad. The

46:58

three guys who tried to kill him on Francis' orders do

47:00

about the same amount of time, give or take. Now,

47:03

this is your last question. What

47:05

happens when Francis gets out of prison

47:07

four years later? Oh,

47:11

does he kill her? Did he want her

47:13

out so that he could kill her in

47:15

his own terms? This is what I'm

47:18

thinking, that Tony's paid the longest. Yeah.

47:20

Yark, dark, and in. Yeah. Turn

47:24

of the screw. No, I think they renewed their vows. It's

47:27

like immediately they went straight to Vegas. I don't

47:29

know if you can renew vows in Vegas. That

47:32

would be a funny place to renew vows.

47:34

Next. So

47:37

special, we want to do again. I

47:40

think they get back together. Yeah, big time. Hannah's

47:44

also full of the love hormones.

47:47

Maybe he kills him. Maybe

47:49

prison made her even more bitter. Six times

47:51

the charm. Guys,

47:54

this is really exciting, because we have never

47:56

done this on the podcast. I'm

48:00

going to answer the question with a clip. Oooooooh!

48:04

Fuck! Emilia, you called

48:07

your glasses technology. Well, I'm

48:10

not operating it. This could all go very badly. Wow.

48:14

It's an unusual gallery. Everything you see

48:16

here is a memory.

48:19

About a very unusual but happy

48:21

couple. It's a love story. This

48:23

year, Tony and Francis Toto will

48:25

celebrate 57 years of marriage. We've

48:28

been blessed. We are together all

48:30

these years. It was our

48:32

one time when we had some rough time. When

48:35

Tony says they had a rough time, keep putting

48:37

it mildly. So you decided you were

48:39

going to kill your husband. Well... What

48:41

happened next was like something out of a

48:43

movie. It's a piece of man. It's

48:46

a piece of man. Hollywood thought

48:48

so too, turning the Toto's troubles into

48:50

a feature film called I Love You

48:52

To Death. One night,

48:54

Francis put a bottle of sleeping pills in

48:56

Tony's food, and then the hit men shot

48:59

him. There was one in the back of

49:01

my head and another bullet right

49:03

through the chest. And the

49:05

one in his head is still there. I don't think that was a

49:07

problem. It was like

49:09

a love-hate kind of a thing. Tony spent 12 days in

49:11

the hospital. The

49:14

first thing he did when he was

49:16

discharged was bail out Francis. And

49:18

then we both cry and we said to

49:20

each other, you know, for now on, let's

49:23

talk, let's talk. Let's

49:25

communicate better. I

49:27

don't think that we should have done it before. So

49:29

that's why we've missed it. Tony and Francis

49:32

say that tearful moment was a new

49:34

beginning for their relationship. And to help

49:36

them stay on track, they got counseling.

49:39

Can I see you? Yes, nothing happened to me. Yes, it's okay.

49:41

Don't do it again. Say that. Take it easy. They

49:45

wanted to share their story now as an

49:47

extreme example of the importance

49:49

of communication in a marriage. Jackie

49:52

Farris, 69 News. Wow.

50:01

Oh my god. And then 69 News. We can't

50:03

do this with Victorian crime. We're going to go more Reese's.

50:05

So yeah, Frances and Tony were really happy

50:08

with the portrayal. Has

50:16

anybody seen I Love You to Death? Oh,

50:19

watch it. So what's in the back? What's in the

50:21

back? I mean, it's your sister. Oh

50:23

yeah, it's like, we had it

50:25

on VHS and we would watch it all the

50:27

time. It's really good. Keanu Reeves

50:29

plays one of the cousins. And

50:33

they have rhyming names, but they've changed them.

50:35

I'm trying to think what they are. But

50:37

then when I researched this, I was blown

50:39

away by how much of it was true.

50:41

Because I thought they had. Yeah, so it's

50:43

oh, it's great. Kevin Klein. Watch

50:45

it. Tracy Ullman. Yeah,

50:48

they wow. I

50:50

only named the men because they can. I

50:53

couldn't think of her name. I almost said Ummah Sermon. Don't

50:57

say Ummah Sermon. That's wrong. In

50:59

a way, the film saved their marriage. They

51:01

said 90% of the film is

51:04

accurate and they wind up getting flown all

51:06

over the world to all these premieres. Promoting

51:10

the film, they got a really good cut

51:12

of the film as well. So they had

51:14

a tidy little profit from it. And she

51:16

didn't speak much on there. That worries me. Oh

51:19

my God. We communicate now. And she's just

51:21

like, grossing his back. I

51:24

will leave you with Tony's marriage advice because

51:26

he's learned a couple of things along the way.

51:29

Killing someone is not the answer. Thank

51:34

God he said that. I didn't realize until

51:36

someone told me that. Not until you say

51:38

it out loud. Do

51:41

anything that kills them. I

51:45

was a very stubborn person and I took

51:47

everything for granted. My problem was I went out

51:49

with a lot of women. It

51:51

was wrong. Cheating

51:54

doesn't pay. Guys,

51:57

let's raise a glass for the Todos. And

52:00

there it is! To murder cases

52:03

with a happy ending. Now,

52:06

it is time to bring one of you

52:08

up here. Is anyone feeling brave?

52:11

Is that a hand? Oh yeah?

52:13

Yeah. Come on

52:15

down and give them a big round

52:17

of applause. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

52:23

Hi! Hello. My name is Taisa.

52:27

Hi Taisa, how are you? I'm doing

52:29

very well. I've only met you tonight,

52:31

but I did meet her because she's

52:34

friends with my niece who is here.

52:36

Taisa, thank you so much for coming up. Tell us your

52:38

story. So I had

52:40

a home break-in happen through my

52:43

bedroom window while I wasn't home,

52:45

and neither was my housemate. And

52:48

we got home two minutes after the

52:50

break-in happened. Oh wow. And

52:52

for context, my bedroom is on the

52:55

bottom floor. Okay. And

52:57

one of my walls is entirely a sliding

52:59

glass door that leads to the garden. And

53:02

I still sleep in that bedroom, and I

53:05

sometimes I like to partake in

53:07

some recreational things, and I get scared

53:09

that somebody is watching me. Because

53:12

I'm like, tonight's the night where it's going

53:14

to happen again. But the

53:16

best part of the story was

53:18

that by some miracle, they stole

53:20

nothing from our house. And when

53:22

I tell you that

53:25

I had a MacBook, like a new

53:27

MacBook, on my bed within

53:29

plain view of the robbers, but it

53:32

was covered by my sleep t-shirt, and so

53:34

they didn't look at it. And

53:36

it's the t-shirt that my best friend absolutely

53:39

hates when I wear it to sleepovers, but

53:41

it has superpowers. Wow. Oh

53:45

my gosh, that's a hot tip. Just cover your laptop

53:47

with a shirt. I do it every time I leave

53:49

the house now because I'm like, oh, today's going to be the day. Wow.

53:53

A couple of pieces of jewelry

53:55

were stolen from way upstairs, but

53:57

they had all my drawers over.

54:00

they like pulled shit out of my closet.

54:02

It didn't look any worse than what it

54:04

looked like already. But

54:06

yeah, so they rammed, but like didn't

54:08

get the TV. They got

54:10

like a couple of earrings from my roommate. When

54:13

you say you got there two minutes after it

54:15

happened, how do you know? Like, did you see

54:17

them leaving or like? My cousin had just gone

54:19

home and also it's, I feel like it's important

54:21

to note, I was really drunk. I

54:23

had just come back from like a Christmas

54:26

party and I like was stumbling home and

54:28

my cousin opens the door to me and

54:30

goes, there's someone who's broken

54:32

in. And they had just gotten back

54:34

from a party as well. And I was so drunk. I

54:37

was like, yeah, that's not my issue to worry about

54:39

right now. Well, you'll

54:41

get no judgment for that here. Or

54:44

your recreational things like wet people.

54:46

Yeah. I'm

54:49

amazed you can still sleep in that room.

54:51

Yeah. Because I wouldn't be able to, but

54:53

I mean, what else? I mean, are you renting in London?

54:55

You kind of just have to live right? I don't

54:57

really have any alternatives. The other

54:59

alternatives are like living with my parents in

55:01

a city I don't like. Ew, ew,

55:04

so close. Living

55:06

Portsmouth, yuck. Oh, absolutely.

55:08

No offense if anyone actually does like Portsmouth,

55:10

but like, you know. I

55:13

love that, I'm going to slam Portsmouth and then immediately apologize.

55:17

Any ideas who it was? We

55:19

got to do some quick crime solving. Well,

55:24

the fact that they weren't able to find you a laptop under

55:26

a T-shirt, I suggest they may have also been partaking some

55:28

kind of recreation. Yeah. Yeah.

55:31

Yeah. Good point, good point. I love that they went through

55:33

your chest of drawers, though, going people

55:35

hide things under clothes. Yeah. I

55:40

guess they did. Yeah.

55:44

Oh, had they smashed the window? How did they

55:46

get in? Yeah, they had completely smashed open my

55:49

door. Have you smashed all on your screen sliding

55:51

door? This was like two years

55:53

ago and I still find pieces of glass in my

55:55

bedroom. Oh my goodness. Wow.

55:57

Yeah. And I couldn't sleep in my

55:59

room. for like two weeks until they

56:02

came and fixed the door because it was

56:04

just like they had like literally picked up

56:06

my bedroom door. Oh man. Okay. That

56:09

brings us to the

56:11

end of our case. So

56:16

Chantal we want to hear from you in just a second

56:18

but first very quickly is there a Marissa here? Whose

56:20

birthday it is? Is it your birthday? It's my birthday. It's

56:22

the same thing happening at your car. You don't have to give

56:24

a speech. I'll get right in the corner. Sorry Mar. Oh

56:27

I'm so sorry. I come just like crispy there. I'm afraid I

56:29

hit somebody. Happy birthday. Oh my god. Happy

56:32

birthday. I know we're heroes. We're fucking heroes.

56:34

I mean we're amazing. No, happy

56:37

birthday. said oh I'm coming to

56:39

visit you. I'm coming to visit you. And we're going to see

56:41

you. We're going to see you later. Bye.

56:43

Bye. Bye. Bye.

56:46

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

56:50

Bye. Bye. Bye.

56:53

Bye. Bye. Bye.

56:56

Bye. Bye. Bye.

56:59

Bye. Bye. Bye.

57:02

Bye. Oh I'm

57:04

coming to this show. And like my brain,

57:06

wow. But I've had it on my to do

57:08

list for months. But we're all in on that. Wait

57:11

a minute, I've got a to do list. Okay, Eventually

57:13

you've been a fantastic detective. I

57:16

mean I know ... I know the comedy is going well, but if

57:18

you need like a side hustle, consider

57:21

it. Tell us about yourself. Where

57:23

can we find you? There's lots of things. So you

57:26

can find me all over London, maybe in your bedroom.

57:31

You can find me next week, Wednesday at

57:33

Prince of Peckham pub, best medicine comedy, come along if

57:36

you're south of the river, you see

57:38

me there. And also I have my own podcast coming out.

57:41

Oh my god I know right. It's

57:44

called Making Friends and

57:46

it's all about friendship. Oh yeah. Nice.

57:49

Nice. And I interview women

57:51

from the world of politics and comedy and entertainment all

57:53

about, you know, female friendship and how hard it is

57:55

to make friends as an adult and how hard it

57:57

is to maintain friendship as an adult. Keep

58:00

your ears and eyes peeled for that on

58:02

your wherever you listen to whatever podcast. It's

58:05

called making friends. Making friends. Which one is

58:07

it? Do you have a launch date? Not

58:09

a launch date, no. Not yet. Easter.

58:12

Circa Easter. Circa Easter. We

58:14

crush for free. Yeah. That's it. That's

58:18

me. Oh, fantastic. Well, one more round

58:20

of applause for the second round. We're

58:27

at the park for another show.

58:30

It's going to be an amazing show

58:32

for you. We're going to be right back

58:35

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58:38

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58:40

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58:42

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58:48

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