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Pandaemonium Studios Presents

DRUNKEN SORCERY

Under the high patronage of our Most Infernal Majesties
taking place during the entirety of the month of
March Two Thousand and Nineteen
an enticingly deviant scabrous evening of
DRUNKEN debauchery & salacious SORCERY
to be honorably executed and brilliantly illuminated by
the right proper Magus Israfael, the shaded and
the Marvelous Mister Mike, the A*~hole

To be witnessed by all those who
dare and defy, wander and wonder,
provoke and profane, excite and enchant,
in accordance with all our members and patrons in league with insolent enchanters, rebellious warlocks, brazen necromancers, spellbinders of a disquiet humor, recalcitrant alchemists, devious shamans, and other malcontented ilk, in the presence of the most illustrious magistrates of the ancient wyrding, the medaji of the library of the dark, spellmongers and other deputies.
On a scale of great splendour, when every available advantage, which this long-celebrated Scene so abundantly affords, will be made use of.
Commencing with a grand discussion consisting of the drolleries of the grotesque

Oxycontin: The Best Girlfriend You'll Ever Have
Legacy Cloning; For Science
Finding Mike's Spirit Animal
Flaming Schlong of Death
Gorilla Costume with a Neon Green Mankini
Formaldehyde Is not a Sex Toy
A Record for Posterity
A Special Evening in a Bean Bag Chair
Attempt #1/20 at Actual Discussion
The Taste of Purple
Fact Checking Tongues
Its So Soft
Medical Bills May Apply
Drunken Sorcery Inaugural Pee-Pee Song
Open Mouth, Insert Hoof

Patronus is Wizard Cum
Leaving Beer and Steak for Santa
Why Mike Hates Women and Lepers
The Origin of the Cult of the Sacred Cigar
Defining What's "Real"
How the Tool of Science Operates
Operational Experience vs. Intellectual Understanding
The Hamster in the Lathe
Drunkenly Misquoting Ricky Gervais
Science and Magick: BFFs
Why Mike Can't Kung-Fu
What Am I Going to Do With a Bent Spoon?
Every Tool Is a Hammer
Aspirations of Sociopathy
So Easy a Caveman Could Do It

Toward the covenant of unfettering ourselves from the inhibitions of the fearful, exploring beyond the restrictive boundaries of the small minded, and removing the constraint of authoritarian mores, endeavoring to defy societal convention and explore the full spectrum of the hidden secrets of the mind, the world, and life at large.

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