What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys discuss ESPN’s coverage of Cornhole championships, Pat Sajak and gameshows in general, then Walter describes that time he shot video of Jell-O wrestlers for a documentary. There are sketches about ice cr

126: "I've been suckin' on tree sap for 17 years."

15 days ago 28m 46s

What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about maybe adding Duck Logic Dancers to the show, cat tranquilizers, and the new Swedish TV show where Dolph Lundgren--- yes, Ivan Drago in Rocky IV ---flips a coin for 30 minutes.Then if that were

125: "Peas. Peas. Peas. Try 'em if you please."

22 days ago 28m 5s

What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about rats vs. squirrels and how Ringling Bros removed the makeup from their clowns but they’re still creepy. Then there are sketches about the upside of cannibalism, adult diapers, Alaska’s drinkin

124: "If it's Boeing, I'm not going."

29 days ago 28m 11s

What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about the power you get from talking through a tube, starting their own airlines, and what happens when Walter smokes too much weed. Then there're sketches about cheese musicals, a really cool bounc

123: "It's a Dave, Dave, Dave world."

May 20th, 2024 36m 41s

What'd you like? Send us a text.We’ve paused our podcast for the past few weeks while we came to grips with the tragic news that our great friend and fellow Ducker, Dave-id Dunlosky, unexpectedly passed away several weeks ago.But we’re back wit

122: "The only thing to fear is fear itself... and clowns."

Apr 8th, 2024 28m 41s

What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys talk about that time Jim’s brother set fire to a boxcar, Tim’s coin-operated ankle monitor, and teenagers in wingtips. Then there’re sketches about art in offices, boys in the bayou, candles in manly sce

121: "The fun doesn't stop until the authorities intervene."

Apr 1st, 2024 28m 50s

What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys play that celebrity mortality quiz show that's sweeping the nation: “Dead or Not Dead.” Then there are sketches about a really potent sleep drug, garbage pickers, a campy summer camp, and a not-so-Olympi

120: "We've disappointed people before and we can do it again."

Mar 25th, 2024 28m 3s

What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys discuss the lamest Willy Wonka exhibit in Scotland and a guy who could magically make stop lights turn green for him—until the cops caught on. Plus, comedy sketches about ridiculously soft toilet paper,

119: "They're barfin' in the back seat."

Mar 18th, 2024 28m 24s

What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys discuss annoying commercials, smacking people, and The Golden Girls in drag. Plus, sketches about condiments, clown cars, and insects in love. And, of course, old ladies. In short--- something different

118: "A whoopee cushion filled with hate."

Mar 11th, 2024 28m 11s

What'd you like? Send us a text.It’s something different for your ears--- our before-St.-Paddy’s-Day show… Tim confesses his love of the way Ireland smells. And the guys spoil the plot of a seasonal Irish favorite. Plus, creative uses for your

117: "Honey, are you worried about your butt crack?"

Mar 4th, 2024 29m 20s

What'd you like? Send us a text.The guys discuss that truck-driver-on-a-toilet-seat commercial, X-rated hand puppets, and butt deodorant. Then we throw in comedy sketches about turbocharged La-Z-Boys, the definition of “doaky,” an indecisive dr

116: "The government limits the amount of rat hairs I can contain."

Feb 26th, 2024 29m 13s

What'd you like? Send us a text.We. Are. Back! With a new season and a new show!Something different for your ears… The guys talk about Jim’s new purse. Catherine, the Not-So-Great. And the upside of goiters.Plus, we’ve got sketches about really

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Feb 12th, 2024 1m

What'd you like? Send us a text.Something different for your ears. It's the Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour...!! 30-ish minutes of regular podcast-y stuff with extra bits thrown in, like comedy sketches and songs.• Get more laughs! Visit our website

115: "Close that bathroom cuz I pooped all over it."

Jan 1st, 2024 28m 19s

What'd you like? Send us a text.Insect love. The joys of smoking. A REALLY literal book review. And Tim explains Swedish cooking. Plus Jim explains how his sister defiled an airplane restroom and MORE!!• Get more laughs! Visit our website duckl

114: "An iron fist in a red, woolen mitten."

Dec 25th, 2023 30m 5s

What'd you like? Send us a text.A re-gifting backfire. Santa’s sordid past. And the existential hockey league. Plus-- possums, donkeys, and lubricant.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook

113: "It's your uncle Bosco! I bet he's an angel or something."

Dec 18th, 2023 29m 59s

What'd you like? Send us a text.Our week-before-Christmas show!! A gift shopping miracle. Space janitors. Another joke from our A.I. cast member. And Dave (finally) gets his day. Plus a song about Santa and a few more bits.• Get more laughs! Vi

112: "I want to shove walnuts in me cheeks."

Dec 11th, 2023 28m 20s

What'd you like? Send us a text.Our in-between the holidays, kind of special, special. Winter underwear. Stupidity. More listener jokes. And CHIPMUNKS! Plus some other stuff...• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us a

111: "We sure could use an antagonist in this story."

Dec 4th, 2023 30m 37s

What'd you like? Send us a text.Another one of our post-Thanksgiving/pre-other holidays shows!Selling your soul on-line. Sealing your driveway. Saving the planet, sort of. Plus listener jokes, a fruitcake song, and a not-so-special holiday spec

110: "Hey little Scotch tape, you friendly fellow."

Nov 27th, 2023 27m 56s

What'd you like? Send us a text.Media savvy pigs. Updated conspiracies. Jim helps you stay positive—really, really positive. And, yeah, Christmas songs… Plus more!!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logi

109: "Football and Thanksgivin' go together like Thanksgivin' and football!"

Nov 20th, 2023 29m 41s

What'd you like? Send us a text.Our Thanksgiving Show!! Football. Pilgrims. Football. Pumpkin Spice. Football. And, of course, leftovers. Plus: Jim tells us about that time he was "making out" with a woman on her kitchen floor during a Christma

108: "Would you like a butterscotch candy or a penny?"

Nov 13th, 2023 26m 49s

What'd you like? Send us a text.Punk kids. Nude theater. Backwoods cooking. And what's in an old lady’s purse. Plus more!!!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyH

107: "Lawyers make money and they're also funny."

Nov 6th, 2023 28m 22s

What'd you like? Send us a text.This week is a jam-packed laugh-a-ganza: birthday bras, laughing lawyers, fun affairs, fast food comedy, bass player dating tips, talking guys, the truth about brainstorms, and lots, lots MORE!!!• Get more laughs

106: "It raises the hair on my, uh... I'll say neck."

Oct 30th, 2023 29m 40s

What'd you like? Send us a text.Our spooooky Halloween show! A paranormal K-Mart. A delinquent supply store. And our special guest the original horror host: Clash Taylor. Plus a few other things.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccom

105: "Wanna buy some shrimp? They're fresh."

Oct 23rd, 2023 27m 45s

What'd you like? Send us a text.Searching for Elvis. Exotic clothing. Salad TMI. And backstage at church. And lots, lots more!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/Come

104: "Jerry and Frank find out the truth about girls."

Oct 16th, 2023 28m 56s

What'd you like? Send us a text.David Attenborough asks the question that's on everyone's mind. Plus: knockoffs, zip codes, and murder. That and Walter's "dream sketch."• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck