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man shoutouts to

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Thailand everybody. I really

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want to go there. And

2:39

shoutouts to all the Koreans.

2:49

I'd like to go to your home country one

2:51

day. I'm going again this year. For real? Yup

2:53

for real. Gotta go. Because last time it was

2:56

all about family. You guys traveled to like the

2:58

country. Oh yeah to take your little floofy wedding

3:00

pictures. Yeah now it's like this. That guy

3:04

fucking modded my face. So

3:06

it was so funny because when we were

3:08

Korean we took those photos. Yeah. I

3:11

guess like Korean people are

3:13

very image-conscious right? So when they do these

3:15

like fun these engagement

3:18

photos this guy in like

3:20

10 years of doing photos has never done a

3:22

photo where somebody was goofy. Oh

3:24

he was thrown off by that shit or what? So he

3:26

was like are there any specific poses that you want

3:28

to do? So we started doing like these corny Korean drama

3:30

goofy ones and he was literally crying laughing. Oh really? And

3:32

he was like this is the best photo shoot I've ever

3:35

done. Oh that's nice. There's people are like can you

3:37

make sure you do this? We didn't care. We're like hey

3:39

you're the photographer do whatever you want. Yeah. We just want

3:41

I know you're gonna be good. You know man when I

3:43

met you from the beginning I was like now I

3:45

admire this guy. This is a guy that doesn't care about

3:47

his looks. And I just really. I've

3:53

always appreciated that about you you know you didn't have to

3:55

say that out loud. That could have been an inner thought

3:57

that you could have kept in for the rest of your

3:59

fun. And let me tell you something I really

4:01

did I really fucking did it dude Doc,

4:03

I was with Sergio You

4:06

know, getting my little haircut the other day And we were just talking

4:08

about you and like early you were Cause we were talking about my

4:10

hair cause I think he had just cut your hair And he was

4:12

like, yeah David's hair used to be kind of crazy Like I know,

4:15

and I was trying to find this old JK video Where

4:18

you just log Just yeah,

4:20

fucking like 50 year old Asian man Let me

4:22

tell you something dude When I started

4:24

doing like stand up years ago Like I think that was like

4:26

the last time I was like I think that was like the

4:28

key for me to figure out That it doesn't matter what the

4:30

fuck you look like You just have

4:32

to be funny That's the beauty of

4:34

being funny men Exactly, you just have to be fucking funny

4:36

And so everything else kind of fell to the wayside Like

4:38

you know when you're younger you're trying to get the nicest,

4:40

freshest shit And then you go from that period to when

4:42

I started doing comedy It was like,

4:44

good looking people don't get laughs It's

4:48

just, you know, you can't help but kind of

4:50

walk in with a preconceived notion about someone When you see

4:52

that they're super attractive And you just had to work harder

4:54

for a laugh And then I kind of

4:56

took it a little too far Where if

4:58

you go into my early YouTube videos And like OG

5:01

fans know this I would only wear

5:03

free shirts Car wash, all that other shit

5:06

And it just became like a stick to the point where At

5:08

a certain point I'm like I kind

5:10

of stopped and went, what the fuck You have no

5:12

clothes And you're a fucking

5:15

wardrobe You have no clothes, you're not

5:17

dressed And it was just like, this joke has gone on

5:19

a little too far And then I had a conversation with

5:21

somebody else Like well if you're funny you're fucking funny Like

5:24

you're going a little too hard on this Like just

5:27

fucking, who cares It was your wife, she's

5:29

like, look now You're taking this whole I don't need

5:31

to be cute thing A little too far Take

5:34

a shower at least No, I

5:36

don't want to I'm not

5:38

brushing my teeth I'm keeping

5:40

my shmegma Babe babe, you don't get it,

5:42

okay Shmegma dick

5:45

makes you funnier People

5:48

can feel it on you David, you're not gonna

5:51

get it People can feel it

5:53

on you David's in the room, we can smell him That's

5:56

disgusting Let's eat something,

5:58

let's eat Yeah, that's

6:03

that's good. All right, so very

6:06

hungry very hungry When

6:08

you bought us some lovely red wine,

6:10

what did these that's a bugle? It's

6:13

like a cheap Table wine.

6:16

I fucking love this one. No word. I

6:18

like it. I like cheap red wines, man

6:20

So the red blend it's fucking delicious. Let's

6:22

get it a bugle family vineyards. Oh, it's

6:25

a Awesome the Vin Diesel, you know, it's

6:27

all about the fan the owner of the

6:29

vineyard actually consistently Cheers

6:34

cheers And then I'm

6:36

glad you brought some hot chicken from Dave's hot

6:38

chicken because I've been wanting to try them for

6:40

so long How many locations have we've never tried

6:42

them? Mm-hmm Lovely

6:45

isn't tasty. That's great. That's great. Some people are

6:47

like it's too sweet Hey, who

6:50

don't like a little sweet you fucking

6:52

wine snob you think you're so fucking

6:54

bougie and cool and fancy Tannins,

6:56

let's try this shit man. Some stuff talk. I'm

6:59

so hungry the fucking french fries delicious sauce is

7:01

great. Fries are great. Mm-hmm Everything's

7:04

great Six-second

7:06

video Lily sauce great fries great great I'm

7:11

gonna do the slider first. Oh Oh

7:15

For me though. Yeah, I'm gonna put this mac

7:17

and cheese inside. Wow you a beast You'll

7:20

be I know you over here trying to get

7:22

really nice skin and not only that

7:24

I've been um I've been I've

7:26

been eating so healthy these past two weeks that

7:28

I'm like I was looking forward to this shit

7:30

dog I was like, let's fucking eat. Do same

7:32

here dog. Hey, I I'm

7:37

so hungry Look

7:40

at this guys. Hope you guys can

7:42

see this. Oh, yeah Tender

7:48

that chicken tender is tender.

7:50

Mm-hmm That slaw is

7:53

nice as well. Oh Refreshing

7:55

I'm gonna have so much diarrhea today.

7:58

Could you buy not used to it? Yeah I've just

8:00

been making better food choices. Is there kale in

8:02

this slaw? Wow. I

8:04

don't know, this fucking delicious is so good. Wow, that's

8:06

really good. That's really good. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, let

8:08

me get a little fry with the

8:11

dip. Bite the fryer, bite

8:13

the sandwich. Sweet

8:17

pickles, pop him. Say

8:19

this hot chicken's kind of fire, dude. Really good. Okay.

8:22

Really good. I didn't Drake invested into this, right? Did

8:25

he? I think it's like Drake is

8:27

the one that kind of blew it up. Oh,

8:29

and the man damned the hot chicken ting fam.

8:31

Dude, you know what's so fucking funny? Yeah. There's

8:36

this guy who just interviews Toronto kids in

8:39

Canada, and I put up this post.

8:43

I don't know what he was saying, he was doing the Toronto accent thing,

8:45

you know? Yeah. Was, you know, with the

8:47

youth dam, and you know, whatever. I

8:49

can't do it. And I made a joke,

8:51

and I was like, this kid suffered

8:53

from a stroke earlier, I helped as well. I

8:56

got so many DMs, like what happened? They're

8:59

like, what happened? I was like, no, that's

9:01

an actual accent. Yeah. It's that

9:03

bad, but people legit thought he had a stroke. That's

9:06

so fucking funny. I just don't think they got what you

9:08

were trying to do with that joke, I got it. Well,

9:11

that's what I'm saying. And then one of my friends too was

9:13

like, yeah, his speech pattern is really weird, like what happened? I'm

9:16

like, no, it's fine. Accent,

9:18

she goes, no it's not. I'm like, go

9:20

watch his whole page. She was shook. Yeah, and

9:22

watch our podcast, because what the fuck? We've discussed

9:24

it so many times now. My real friends don't

9:26

watch my stuff. Yeah, no facts. Exactly,

9:30

they know all the stories, they heard it

9:32

all already. Yout. Yout and dem. This

9:36

is really good. Shout out to Dave's Hot Chicken, shout

9:39

out to Drake. This

9:41

fucking gigantic darn. And his big old

9:43

dick, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not real.

9:46

I don't believe it. You sound like a

9:48

hater. I finally saw it. Oh, did you? It's

9:51

fucking comical. But

9:54

not even being a hater, it's just like comical. Here's

9:57

my thing about it, right? After I actually saw it. There's

10:01

no fucking way out of all the girls

10:03

he smashed somebody didn't talk about how huge

10:05

that dick is. Right?

10:08

Yeah. Some girl would have leaked it early on

10:10

some girl would have been like yo this is

10:12

the rumor about Drake's dick never heard about his

10:14

dick in the last 10 years. I guess that's

10:16

true. His dick's the size of his wine bottle.

10:18

Well I don't know about all that. Okay well

10:20

you know what maybe it's in comparison to mine.

10:22

Alright that thing was monstrous. Look

10:25

maybe he he he just even though

10:27

he smashes many women's maybe it's

10:32

women that know how to not kiss and tell

10:34

you know I'm saying which is like I feel

10:36

like in his field is very rare and appreciated.

10:39

You know what I don't like about guys always

10:41

talk about the women they smash. Girls talk way

10:43

more than dudes. Oh for sure.

10:45

They talk way more than fucking dudes.

10:47

Like if you have a lot of home girls

10:49

and you just kind of walk in on them

10:51

just talking their shit it's fucking wild dude. They

10:53

talk about every fucking

10:55

detail. Yeah I mean

10:57

you know it's just a fun thing to talk about

10:59

that's why it's always like you know we talked about

11:02

this before when you when you had that one smash

11:04

that you know like you know you just you were

11:06

just horrible that night. You know I've

11:08

said I have like a good two or three past canoodlings

11:11

that I'm like god damn it for the rest of

11:13

her life she's gonna like see me on MTV and

11:15

be like you know what's funny this

11:17

guy gave me the worst dick in my life. Like

11:20

fuck it was it was a bad day it was

11:22

just not my day. You know what's

11:24

funny though is so true because when I when we go to

11:26

college shows yeah I used to always

11:28

ask girls like who they smashed out of

11:31

the YouTube people. Oh god. And usually there are

11:33

like specific suspects and guess what

11:35

they tell everybody everything. They're like this person's

11:37

dick size it was fucking terrible blah blah

11:39

blah blah. I'm like damn dude you guys

11:42

don't give a fuck so people

11:44

do know of course. Mm-hmm. I

11:47

refuse never happened to me you know why? They

11:50

would never let me see them naked. So

11:52

there's no stories anyways. Wow bro you've been

11:55

out here fucking ten steps ahead your whole

11:57

life like avoid

11:59

the bad sex this is enough avoid

12:02

the bad sex rumors by

12:04

not having sex that wasn't

12:07

by choice avoid the stigma of

12:09

the unfunny hot comedian by not

12:11

being hot you are

12:13

just like zedai

12:16

mind-tricking everybody

12:18

the fuck fucking

12:20

chest not checkers let

12:23

me tell

12:27

you something I heard play chess by

12:30

yourself that's my life right now let

12:32

me tell you something she

12:35

was rough it was a lot of work

12:37

well how's your weight loss going because you look

12:39

great so if

12:42

you guys want to hear about this shit years

12:45

ago I mean what I started doing was just

12:48

time restricted eating not so much for

12:51

like saw the intermittent fasting yeah I just did it

12:53

cuz I can't control my portions right you know

12:55

like I just can't stop eating so I was like

12:57

okay with I if I give myself a timer about

12:59

when I even if I overeat every all

13:02

the time if I at least do this part I

13:04

won't be snacking all the way till the end and

13:06

you'll give you your body some time them yeah so

13:08

like well then this year I'm

13:10

like okay well let me research why this works I

13:13

don't fucking know why and there's two there's so many

13:15

like case studies about why fasting

13:17

is great and not just fasting just not

13:19

eating 24-7 all the time right right so there

13:21

was this case study where

13:24

they did it in a whole year where

13:26

they had two people two sets of groups of people right

13:28

and they literally study them from a whole year one group

13:31

had a caloric intake of 3,000 calories a day about

13:33

and it was don't

13:36

quote me on that number but it was enough calories

13:38

to where you're supposed to gain weight and

13:40

the other group same amount

13:42

of calories same lifestyle everything's the same

13:45

but they restricted when they could eat the idea

13:47

behind this it was to figure out is it

13:49

just as important as how much you eat as

13:51

it is when you eat so that

13:53

first group gained weight over a year okay

13:55

whatever nominal amount of how much it was

13:57

and they're just eating regular hours whatever whatever

13:59

Same food, same everything, eating whatever they

14:02

wanted. The second group

14:04

out of all the people in that

14:06

study, they

14:08

either stayed the same way or they lost weight. Same

14:10

amount of calories, same amount of activity,

14:14

which is fucking wild. And so what they found out, just

14:16

like through like inflammation, all this other stuff, either way, it's

14:18

like shit that you're supposed to feel. Like you're supposed to

14:20

feel hungry. I think we're not used to

14:22

that type of stuff, especially me, I'm not used, I never

14:24

wanna feel hungry. So just with

14:27

that alone and practicing that, not changing my

14:29

diet, still keeping the same activity. Like

14:31

first thing that I noticed too is like, because

14:33

of that, like I'm already reducing my calories without

14:36

even thinking about it. But I'm still eating shit.

14:38

Yeah, there's stuff that I want, just making healthier

14:40

choices, but my skin cleared up. Joints

14:43

don't hurt as much. I looked into that, there's a whole study about

14:45

that. That's too boring, I don't wanna talk about it. And

14:47

then on top of that, like so it's been about, this

14:49

is day 10 and I just checked

14:51

my weight. Not being too concerned

14:53

about the weight aspect, but it went down about like six pounds.

14:57

Hey look, hey, French fries. Look

15:00

at you, enjoying yourself. Enjoying myself, I think

15:02

like the hard part is just like, you

15:04

know, it's a food addiction. So you

15:06

crave everything, anything all the time. Yeah,

15:08

and you know, I tell you this,

15:10

right, I've been going very hard on

15:12

unhealthy food. Like I've been

15:15

eating mainly salads with some protein, trying

15:17

to chill on carbs. But I

15:19

tell you one thing, whenever I'm

15:21

proud of myself having a delicious salad for dinner,

15:24

I'm so hungry. I'm

15:27

like, I'm like, what, what? I

15:29

eat my delicious salad, nice little

15:32

protein, low carb shit, and at

15:34

like nine p.m. I'm like, let

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15:39

me just have some salt and vinegar too. Because I'll say

15:41

this too, right, like I do wanna

15:43

be healthy and feel healthier, so there's the working out

15:45

aspect, I'm walking, I'm doing everything. And then I have

15:47

another buddy of mine who's also trying

15:49

to lose weight because he's going to Mexico. I'll

15:51

tell this fool, this fool fucking has

15:54

been starving himself, like a dumb ass, and

15:56

I fell down the stairs the other day. Oh God. Yeah, and I

15:58

was like. Cause I saw him recently

16:00

and he lost a bunch of weight So

16:03

I damn, this is hella fast I

16:05

was like, yeah, I lost like 10 pounds in a week

16:07

And I'm like, that's not healthy, dude That's not healthy at

16:09

all And this motherfucker fell down his face I

16:12

was like, hey What's the point

16:14

of this? Yeah Like, you can't hold your

16:16

fucking legs up, dummy Oh, you'll see the

16:19

point when he posts those pictures from Mexico

16:21

looking chiseled and glossy, my guy He's just

16:23

gonna be skinnier, but he looks like a

16:25

baby Cause he's like, no muscles whatsoever Oh,

16:28

so he's not even working out? Oh,

16:31

terrible What's the point? Look,

16:33

man, I I'm

16:36

like you I actually

16:38

have been able to really manage my

16:40

portions So it's like I've been

16:43

kind of I'm just saying you

16:45

said you're bad at that No I'm all right at

16:47

it We're just here punching me today Huh? So

16:51

I've kind of, especially now that I

16:53

only eat leftovers that my children leave

16:56

behind The diet

16:58

books coming up I

17:01

want to see the pictures inside the

17:03

cookbook It's fucking It's gourmet recipes out

17:05

of bread like

17:09

crusts and chicken bones, dog And that's like, that's

17:11

basically what I do Like, I fucking, whatever's left

17:13

over for breakfast I'll tell Cheetah, I'm like, can

17:16

I eat this? Is this done? And it's literally

17:18

just chicken skin and bones and like, fuck it

17:20

You have to ask permission Well, cause here's what

17:22

was fucked up, dog I would

17:24

be like I would be in the kitchen, clean up the kitchen

17:26

I'm like, I'm gonna just eat this leftover hash brown Cause it's

17:29

fucking leftover hash brown And she would be like, I was

17:31

saving that for this I was saving that for this

17:34

I'm like, what you mean? So

17:36

she'll like, you know, save the rest of the hash brown

17:38

for later Like, crumple it up for Q or whatever You

17:40

know what I'm saying? So it's like other shit she saves

17:42

So now I'm like, all right, well,

17:44

there's a half a piece of chicken skin here Can

17:46

I eat this shit or what? My rule is this

17:49

If you didn't tell me you didn't claim it, it's

17:51

mine Well, we have a new rule now where it's

17:53

like I don't eat leftover shit until I get confirmation

17:55

from her And she don't throw anything away until she

17:57

asks me Because I be trying to finesse all these

17:59

leftovers And she'd be like, oh, it

18:01

was just a leftover blah blah blah. I thought

18:03

it was done I'm like look man new rule

18:05

don't throw shit away until you ask me I

18:07

won't eat anything that's left on the counter until

18:09

I ask you, you know Like in your household,

18:11

you can't even have leftovers I can't

18:14

do anything man, which brings us to a

18:16

great topic that I wrote down that I

18:18

was gonna tell you I'm

18:21

just squawking it I'm so

18:23

hungry You're just like losing weight because there's no food for

18:25

you And there's like food all over

18:27

the counter I know I pick up a

18:29

fucking like an orange peel and she

18:31

just slaps it out of my hand I'm

18:34

saving that Alright

18:36

guys well We

18:39

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18:42

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23:11

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get too crazy, I got food coming for the next episode

23:15

to, oh my God, he's getting crazy. Oh

23:19

my God. All right, so if anyone ever questioned my loyalty to

23:22

my family and my children, let me tell you this fucking story

23:24

right now. Now

23:26

of course, I wouldn't consider

23:28

myself a influencer per se, but I

23:31

do influencer things. I do brand deals,

23:33

I do that type of shit, right?

23:36

I be influencing. So of course, I

23:38

get hit up for influencer trips and

23:40

brand deals and shit like that. And

23:43

I told myself a long time ago, I'm

23:46

not gonna do no frivolous shit just to go

23:48

to a party or just to go to whatever

23:50

unless I'm getting paid. I'm not gonna leave my

23:52

family behind for a weekend or whatever if

23:55

the event is just the event. I'm

23:58

always like, look man, if you want me to do this. You

24:00

want me to post? I'm gonna need a bag on top of

24:02

whatever's going on, right? Yeah, I'll leave my fucking family and my

24:04

wife for two kids. Yeah, exactly. So,

24:06

but that all changed when I got this

24:08

email two weeks ago to

24:11

advertise an upcoming movie. Tim,

24:14

have an opportunity. Spend

24:16

a week in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

24:18

Ooh! Everything

24:21

is paid for, but, you

24:24

know, for a couple of posts, some stories in

24:26

a post, there

24:29

will be no compensation, you know what I'm saying? It's

24:31

only the trip. The trip is the

24:33

compensation. And I'm looking like, fuck, I

24:36

want to go to Brazil! I

24:39

want to go to Brazil so bad!

24:41

But, like, it just

24:43

didn't make sense. Of

24:46

course, if there were no

24:48

babies in the equation, I'm going to

24:50

fucking Brazil, right? Will you be like, have

24:52

my wife come too? Yeah, and I said

24:54

that, right? And I was like, because

24:56

I felt like if anything, let me see

24:58

if I can convince, you know, like, Chia will be

25:01

down if it's the both of us. But

25:03

it was like, unfortunately, no plus ones. I'm

25:06

like, shit, man. So, and on

25:08

top of that, when I already wasn't going to

25:10

go, Chia has a

25:12

brand deal that same weekend to go on a trip

25:14

where she is making money. Yeah, it's not going to

25:16

work, man. It's just not going to work. So it

25:18

would have been me landing on Friday and her leaving

25:20

on Friday. And like, for us to really make this

25:22

work, we would have had to call in somebody. And

25:24

it was a lot, you know what I'm saying? So

25:26

I was like,

25:29

unfortunately, guys, I'm fucking so

25:31

upset. Unfortunately,

25:34

it doesn't make sense for me to go to

25:36

Brazil right now. Cut to Tim's going to be

25:38

in Brazil on Instagram. Too

25:42

much to smash in his face. Oh,

25:44

yeah. That's a you know, babe, part of

25:46

the brand deal is that I needed to take two

25:49

to take two pictures for my feed of just

25:51

big Brazilian but squishing my face. I don't

25:54

know what that has to do with with

25:56

the new Godzilla movie, but it is. Right. Hey,

26:01

speaking of Leucivious things did

26:03

you see that Instagram pack where you have

26:05

titties? What no, so

26:08

they all they have to do is have a

26:10

fake doll suck on their titties

26:12

Oh where you can have titties on? Yeah,

26:14

yeah, I thought you meant like it'll give

26:16

you titties Oh, no, that's it is crazy.

26:18

Like it's it's literally like a fake doll

26:21

and you just see alone titties

26:23

a lot of shit gets away with you

26:25

know under the under the guise of Education

26:28

it's I was like, this is porn. This is

26:30

amazing I know so I've seen you know, of

26:33

course like breastfeeding videos on Instagram like there's a

26:35

lot of that, right? and

26:39

but this woman is like

26:43

Squeezing her to shaking it and she's got her She

26:45

just takes her titties out and just and pushes it

26:47

up against the face of a doll

26:49

of a fake doll And then her paragraph

26:52

is like all about like nursing and breastfeeding

26:54

But she found the hack which you can

26:56

have her titties on Instagram and some may ask

26:58

what is the benefit of that? Here's

27:01

what a lot of these like IG

27:04

models will do the

27:06

ones that have the only fans They will

27:08

post their thirst traps and then you you know They have

27:10

their link and their link goes to their only fans and

27:12

then that's how they make their money, right? And

27:15

and sure enough this this breastfeeding

27:18

Instagram er It's

27:21

like, you know breastfeeding breastfeeding breastfeeding, you know Her

27:23

bios is something about like nursing and breastfeeding But

27:25

you click that link but get only fans and

27:27

I knew it because I thought that JK clip

27:30

and I was like what and I Went to

27:32

look for research for science.

27:34

Hey, I researched for about three

27:36

hours Let me tell you something.

27:38

It was time well spent. I

27:40

researched because I had children So, you know,

27:42

I just wanted to see what what what

27:44

type of pumps she was using. Yeah, right

27:47

Apple Vision porn But

27:50

that's the hack man. It's kind of crazy, right? You

27:52

can see fool like Button

27:55

neck in this on YouTube. It's under

27:57

like education. Oh, I only knew about

27:59

that because because I forgot what the fuck

28:01

I was looking up. It was like,

28:05

what the fuck was it? It was yoga. Naked

28:07

yoga. Cause you know, a lot of MMA people talk

28:09

about yoga and how like beneficial it is for you. So

28:12

I looked up, okay, let me just try it. First

28:14

of all, yoga's so hard. That shit

28:16

is too fucking hard, man. I hate that shit.

28:20

If you have ADHD, yoga's difficult, man. Cause

28:22

you're just, you know, you got to hold the

28:24

dog so hard. Thank you. You're

28:27

welcome. Next thing you know, they went from yoga

28:29

and then you see like these adjusted links. It's

28:31

just straight up pussy. Yes,

28:33

there are many just body parts all

28:35

in the camera and it's under yoga.

28:38

And there's also, if you just look up like

28:40

naked yoga, it's a whole genre. I

28:44

just looked up yoga and there was a girl on a

28:46

beach in like a G string and she's doing all the

28:48

crazy, I'm like, is this allowed?

28:51

This is fucking nuts. Maybe you're just

28:53

having tapped into that

28:55

spiritual side of your brain yet. Hey, Michelle.

28:58

This is spiritual now. Maybe your chakras

29:01

aren't lined up where they need to be. Your

29:03

chakras are too aligned. No, no,

29:05

my chakras curve to the right. Your

29:08

chakra. There

29:10

was one where, and that kind of led

29:13

to like me researching really

29:15

hard. Looking at other

29:17

stuff. And then there was like

29:19

a comment that wrote like, I forgot

29:21

what it was. I mean, it's been a long time, but it was like

29:24

other things that you can look up on YouTube to

29:26

basically see, which is kind of weird because you could

29:28

just look at porn. But I guess the idea of

29:30

it not being there is exciting. There's a thrill. Yeah.

29:33

And so there was one where you can look up and

29:35

be getting waxed. Oh yes. Which is

29:37

not attractive at all. It is fucking

29:40

devastating. But it was out of curiosity.

29:42

I was like, oh, what is this? It is fucking rough,

29:44

dog. You just put the

29:46

hot wet and they just go whack. And

29:48

they rip it off the fucking labia. It's nuts.

29:51

Chia waxed my pubes once. Oh my

29:53

God. Did you bleed? Because I was bleeding in

29:55

that fucking video. I didn't bleed, but mind you,

29:58

because Chia is a trained. That's

30:00

right a professional decision, you know, so for a video

30:02

one time we did it. It might even still be

30:04

on YouTube And

30:07

it's it's intense. I

30:09

got my armpit waxed. Oh, yeah I remember that video

30:11

and that was probably top 10 worst

30:13

pain I've ever felt that shit hurts so bad. I lose your

30:15

cry You

30:18

see that story about that woman

30:20

waxer who she

30:22

posted all-proud. She was like Baby

30:25

girl helped me wax like eight clients today Baby

30:28

girl and I was able to put

30:30

you know pay her as one of my blah

30:32

blah blah and put money in her savings she

30:35

had her fucking like two-year-old like

30:37

infant helping her do Brazilian waxes

30:39

and Yeah,

30:42

and everyone was in the comments like this

30:45

is this is child abuse You know,

30:47

like do you how are you exposing this child

30:49

to like other people's private parts? You

30:51

know I'm saying and sure enough CPS was called police

30:53

came arrested 100% yeah,

30:55

like this is look I Understand

30:58

get your fucking back. But

31:00

how can you throw away common

31:02

sense and morality for that? But

31:05

like this is where like and

31:07

I'm pretty sure social media didn't make her that way

31:09

that bitch would have done something crazy with it Without

31:11

social media with that child. Mm-hmm. That's fucking nuts, man

31:13

I mean, it's kind of just isn't that common sense

31:15

a lot people have common sense man, you know, that's

31:18

fucking nuts What the fuck is she thinking? she

31:21

thought I'm gonna

31:23

start my baby's career off I'm

31:26

gonna put her on some shit. She's

31:28

gonna be the first ever five-year-old

31:32

With our own salon it's like

31:34

grabbing penis and ripping is like

31:36

what the fuck are you doing?

31:39

Yeah. Oh my god I can't

31:41

believe that's real. That sounds like something fake. I

31:43

know I know but anyways, I was inspired Veda

31:45

now knows how to give circumcision I Googled

31:49

I googled a step-by-step on how to

31:51

do it Oh

31:55

God, I

31:57

told me the uncle David is uncircumcised Her

32:00

first client I know no no no this will

32:02

traumatize me So

32:12

beta has this thing my daughter has this thing

32:14

where you know like when she whenever my Uncles

32:17

around uncle David uncle Rick. She like is

32:19

really wants them to be part

32:21

of like bedtime everything So she was like

32:23

uncle uncle David, but take me for

32:25

like story time, right? But then she like really wanted him

32:27

to like help her pee and sit and this is when

32:30

like you know She was just beginning had know how to

32:32

pee and I use the potty and I'm gonna he was

32:34

like Okay, I will stand

32:36

here Would you go I

32:38

went in there because she would she was crying so

32:40

I said that and then she was like Maybe

32:53

not maybe not this far I

32:56

watch the pee but She's

33:00

very particular about you watching her beep I

33:03

couldn't just stand there Here

33:05

we go This

33:07

is very up. This is very uncomfortable. Yeah. Well, you

33:10

know, she's three now. She's a

33:12

big girl She's such a big girl And we just

33:14

went to the doctor and come to find out because

33:16

people have been saying, you know People have seen her

33:18

and been like she really shot up. Oh, she's really

33:21

she's stretched out and you know This is my first

33:25

Daughter child, so I don't know how big

33:27

three-year-olds are But

33:29

we took her to the doctor and apparently

33:31

she is taller for her age. Really? How

33:33

about that? I feel like your

33:35

kids are gonna be pretty tall. I think they'll for

33:37

sure be taller than me because She

33:40

has brothers tall. She's brother. Yeah, he's probably

33:42

like I don't know 58 yeah

33:46

so Who knows those

33:48

jeans maybe have got

33:50

in there a little bit I have a random tall

33:52

uncle to like who the fuck knows, you know genetics

33:54

are weird But Veda is

33:56

a is a tall she's a she's a she

33:59

looks long already on my mom's side I

34:01

am the Third

34:05

or second shortest what yeah, so

34:07

everybody six feet and above and

34:10

then from my brother and one lady who has polio but

34:12

other than that Pretty

34:14

much there. So when I met them in Korea, I was kind

34:16

of like Fucking

34:19

giant that's dope cuz when y'all are at the Korean Club,

34:21

you can just look across and see each other body to

34:23

the right thing People

34:25

in Korea are not only are they taller than

34:27

I think the typical Asian that we

34:30

see Mm-hmm, but they also cheat their height. So

34:32

they wear lifts in their shoes. Mmm So when

34:34

I was in Korea, I was like damn everybody's

34:36

my height or taller and then my

34:38

relatives like they all have lifts No,

34:40

it looks like regular shoes or in the regular shoes, but

34:42

it gives them an extra two inches. Nice. I'm like, oh

34:45

that makes sense She goes yet. They're not that she found

34:47

out cuz she dates, you know, she goes on the dating

34:49

apps or whatever Yeah And then she

34:51

was timing this now like when they take off their

34:53

shoes, they're always two inches or three just shorter Yeah,

34:56

it's like dude Korean people are so concerned about their

34:58

fucking image in Korea. It's kind of unreal That's crazy

35:00

like to wear through two to three inch lifts in

35:02

your shoes because I've heard about this But you know,

35:04

you don't want to believe in all the rumors But

35:06

when you hear your younger cousins talk about like that's

35:09

annoying about guys Yeah, you're not your real fucking height

35:11

just be a real height right? I'm like, oh, so

35:13

it's a thing She goes she told me like four

35:15

guys that she dated all had two inch lifts two

35:18

inches a lot, dude Wild. Yeah, that's

35:20

like what the fuck five ten to six feet

35:22

That's so funny. The girls in Korea are like

35:25

doing the same arguments as like the the dudes I hear

35:27

which is like Take her swimming

35:29

on the first date so you can see what I'll make you

35:31

up and sit also This is a good question for you then,

35:33

right? Sketch

35:37

with the fucking oh, yeah Got

35:39

ready genius the way IG models did I think

35:42

that's one of your most like genius catches. Thanks,

35:44

man It's

35:46

like you've been seeing a

35:48

lot of guys do physical modifications now,

35:50

right? And I've been seeing a lot of

35:52

girls been like that's fucking whack blah blah blah blah. I saw

35:54

the one guy made this video Like I didn't

35:56

really think about it for some reason but he was just like who

35:58

the fuck are you to tell me? Don't tell

36:00

guys that they're not allowed to have shit that enhances their

36:02

look right right He's like I don't fucking do it, but

36:05

every time you go in the bathroom you come out

36:07

You're a different human being mm-hmm So what's the fucking

36:09

difference right like you liked it when you saw me

36:12

same thing I liked it when I saw you mm-hmm

36:14

so and then afterwards like you take it off I'm

36:16

still around so what the fuck's the problem. I'm like

36:18

oh shit has it gone to like that point now

36:20

I think it has um where um You

36:24

know it's way more common

36:26

now And I think

36:28

it's way more common for guys to really be modifying

36:30

a lot of shit, and I think as

36:32

a result Yeah,

36:34

more girls are getting upset, but I also feel like More

36:37

girls are also becoming upset accepting and realizing

36:39

like okay. Well this makes sense. We do

36:41

all this let them do their shit Right

36:44

yeah, where it's like before if you were

36:46

a dude that was balding the most you could do is put

36:48

a hat on The women called it hat fishing

36:51

Okay, oh, where a dude would have and we

36:53

look fucking ten years younger with a hat on

36:55

But if you took it off you see that

36:57

fucking Sherman Helmsley, you know And

37:04

then now you know it's like

37:06

dudes getting a whole like lace fronts and

37:09

getting phases here with the hair It's like

37:11

they got a whole like fucking like really

37:13

good hair pieces on it's like

37:15

impossible to know that it's fake impossible

37:19

like Shout out to

37:21

Dietrich Dom. Yes, right. He did the funniest fucking video

37:23

just doing that shit until this day I have it

37:25

in my favorites. It was so fucking funny to me

37:28

Mm-hmm and for him to he just

37:30

took it straight on it's like look I did too

37:32

many hespens and his shape it fucking ruined my hair

37:34

I'm gonna get this hair piece and guess

37:36

what if he didn't show the world that None

37:39

of us would have known yeah, and you know

37:41

y'all watch this here We every week we talk

37:43

about getting Botox and and like you know different

37:45

measures We are might have to start taking

37:48

soon Just that you know I'm saying keep keep

37:50

up keep up the physical appearance

37:52

because we are here on social media I'll

37:55

tell you this I got lucky because I was such

37:57

so trash with my body for the fee fest Yeah,

38:00

now it's like they're like oh you've de aged.

38:02

It's like well It's just now I look my

38:04

age you look way younger for sure than like

38:07

old JK news video a hundred percent and like

38:10

When I saw that whole hair piece thing I saw

38:12

videos Where there are guys who like

38:14

I didn't know what the video was about look like

38:16

he's getting a haircut I'm like you have no hair

38:18

Why the fuck are you getting a haircut? Mm-hmm they

38:20

put the hair piece on and he

38:22

looks his age now because before that I thought

38:24

the dude was like maybe in his 40s mm-hmm

38:26

25 mm-hmm cuz he's balded early

38:29

and that crowd looks Handsome

38:31

as fuck you just don't

38:33

see the face cuz all you're focusing on is

38:35

this shit. It's crazy cuz um I really

38:38

um I Can tell

38:40

when a company is emailing me up to collaborate

38:43

and they're totally lying because the

38:45

company was like Hi Tim

38:48

you can tell the Tim was like plugged in hi Tim.

38:51

You know we're big fans of your videos We love blah

38:53

blah blah you know we're wondering if you would be willing

38:56

to collaborate on our product which

38:58

is like for like Baldness

39:01

and hair and hair thinning. I'm like hi

39:03

guys If

39:05

you watch my videos you would see that my hair is beautiful. Yeah

39:08

Do you mean David so I have a very healthy very Beautiful

39:13

head of hair unfortunately this will not

39:15

make sense for me, but I'll see what I can do You

39:17

know there's a lot of like I see like 90% of

39:20

the emails that I get are just spam fake fake You

39:22

know shit. Yeah, I just had to look at the well

39:25

first of all they could lie a lot better But they're

39:27

doing it automated, so there's like no photo of them. There's

39:29

nothing else There's like even in the contract

39:31

I said I'm like what the fuck is this shit dude

39:33

come on I remember this one it looked

39:35

legit, and I was like I want $40,000 for for for

39:37

a real They're

39:39

like of course. I'm like all right Okay

39:45

speaking of which right there's this new scam

39:47

I don't really know even how it works for them,

39:49

but it's companies that will

39:51

hit you up And they say they

39:53

want to do a live podcast interview,

39:55

but like a off onto

39:57

Facebook okay, and they'll use names of

40:00

popular comedians or some shit. Originally, someone hit me up

40:02

for a comedian I had never heard of, I looked

40:04

him up, he had a following, I was like, okay,

40:06

cool, let's do it. But then the whole thing was

40:08

weird, going back and forth, the emails seemed weird. Sure

40:11

enough, I Googled it, and

40:13

it's like a scam, because they say they want to give you $3,000 to

40:16

appear on this Facebook podcast. And

40:19

they'll say it's sponsored by Nike, or sponsored by

40:21

Louis Vuitton, or whatever the fuck, right? And

40:23

then for sure, I Googled the name of the guy, and then was

40:25

like, oh, this is a scam. I

40:28

don't know how it works. I don't know how they get your money,

40:30

but whatever. So anyways, I

40:32

got a similar email to that to do

40:35

an interview with Tahir Moore. I'm like, I

40:37

know Tahir, right? Screenshot immediately, send it to

40:39

Tahir. I'm like, is this legit? I

40:41

don't think it is, right? He's like, ah, nah, man, oh

40:44

my God, they got you too? They try

40:46

to scam people with that. And I'm not sure how it

40:48

works. How do they get their money? I don't know, but.

40:50

Because even if they get your account information

40:52

or whatever, they can't get your money. Right,

40:55

so I'm so curious. So I've been engaging

40:57

with them. And I was like, yeah, I'm down, let's

40:59

do it. I'm like, oh, I'm a fan of Tahir

41:02

Moore. I would love to

41:04

be on his show, right? So we've been talking going

41:06

back and forth. We have a Zoom call scheduled on

41:08

Saturday. So, because he says he needs to walk me

41:10

through the technical aspects of it. And,

41:12

but I'm gonna invite Tahir onto the Zoom call.

41:14

That's hilarious. And I'm gonna see what they do.

41:17

And you gotta record it, dude. That's gonna be

41:19

fucking fun. It's gonna be so dope, I'm so

41:21

excited. Tahir's not like, it's like an Indian person.

41:25

Uh, no, I

41:27

don't, I just really, I don't know. No,

41:29

they're like, hello, who are you? Nice to

41:31

meet you. They have no idea what I know. Who is

41:34

your friend? That's Tahir, I

41:36

know. You

41:39

think I don't know, I know. I'm

41:42

down with it, I'm very here. Okay,

41:46

so we're going to Google each other's

41:49

news and we'll be right back. Look,

42:01

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42:03

eating tortillas, I love it, I

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love it, I love it, okay?

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and that's why I'm effing with Hero Bread,

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okay? Hero Bread is

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42:59

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43:01

love eating bread, I love eating tortillas,

43:03

I love it, I love it, I

43:06

love it, okay? But I'm trying to

43:08

get healthy for this new year and

43:10

that's why I'm effing with Hero

43:13

Bread, okay? Hero Bread

43:15

is listening to their biggest fans and

43:18

has just launched their new recipe which

43:20

is made with heart-healthy olive oil. And

43:22

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43:32

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43:34

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43:36

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43:38

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43:41

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1-0 at HERO.C-O. I

43:59

love it. What's

44:10

funny is, have you ever seen these videos of this

44:12

guy that reverses the

44:14

cameras on these fucking scammer

44:18

telemarketing companies? How

44:21

satisfying is that shit? It's so... I love it, I

44:23

love it, I love it, I jerk off to it.

44:25

He's like, he's

44:28

like learned enough, like whatever Indian language he's

44:30

learned, so he understands like a quarter of

44:32

what they're saying, and there's one guy that

44:34

was irritating me because he was acting so,

44:36

like whatever, fuck you, do whatever you want.

44:38

Like, he thinks it was really fucking good.

44:41

He goes, you think I fucking care? Do

44:43

whatever the fuck you want, like I'll fuck

44:45

your wife saying all this shit. And

44:47

then he gets into his computer, he starts deleting all

44:49

of his files. Oh shit! Yeah, and then

44:51

he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

44:53

no, no, he's like freaking out. That shit

44:56

made me feel so fucking good. Whoa. Because

44:58

the guy was telling me to go, like I'll fuck your wife.

45:00

He was saying crazy shit to the guy. He goes, okay. He

45:03

goes in, he sees his computer, he goes, what are you doing? What

45:05

are you doing? No, no, no, no, no, he starts apologizing. Whoa. I

45:08

won't do it anymore. Delete everything out

45:10

of his fucking computer. Wow. It

45:12

was so satisfying. Revenge

45:14

is amazing. I saw one where, obviously it reminded

45:16

me of something, I saw one where this guy,

45:18

the dude had hacked into

45:20

their cameras and shit, right? And

45:23

he had been listening for like a few days or a week

45:25

before he said anything to them. And

45:27

so, and for context, okay, so there are

45:29

a lot of corporations, some

45:33

of them are based in India where they will scam,

45:35

they try to contact like older people and say like,

45:38

oh, we need to talk to you about your credit

45:40

card, you missed this payment. And they convince like these

45:42

older people to pay these companies a lot of money.

45:44

They end up paying, like these old people get to

45:46

take advantage of, end up like sending these companies lots

45:48

of money because they feel like they're going to lose

45:50

their house or whatever the fuck, right? So this guy

45:53

reverse hacks, reverse gets into their

45:55

system. So this dude had been listening to

45:57

this specific building for like a

45:59

week, right? So now he's, he

46:01

controls, like, so they call somebody, they thought they were calling

46:03

somebody else, they called him, he's talking to them, right? And

46:06

he's like, and of course they're using fake names when

46:08

they do their call, right? So he, for example, he's

46:10

like, I know your, your

46:12

real name is, let's say Robin. He's

46:14

like, I know your real name is Robin. She's

46:16

like, what? And he's watching on the camera. She's

46:18

like, what? He's like, yeah. And I know

46:20

you were sitting next to, I think to the left, it's,

46:23

um, David. She's like,

46:26

she's like cracking up, right? And so,

46:28

so then she's like, she's sitting there. She's like, okay, you

46:30

know, you, you know everything, you know everything. Who is, who's

46:32

next to me right now? And then he's like, um,

46:35

I do believe that that's,

46:38

uh, JC. And they're like, they're

46:40

like, what? They start tripping our dog. It's

46:42

so fun to watch. Dude, that's amazing, man.

46:44

Technology is wild. I love that. I tell

46:47

you, I tell you this bro, on some

46:49

hacker shit, crazy shit, because PD flow, my

46:51

boy Pedro, right? He, um, he

46:54

was one of those dudes, like before it was really popular,

46:56

he, he built his own PC for gaming shit like that.

46:58

This was back when we were still in like high school,

47:00

right? High school, going into college, we were young, right? And

47:03

but he knew how to hack shit if he

47:05

wanted to. One time he fucking, I think,

47:08

I don't even know why he did it. Side

47:10

note. Yeah. Do

47:14

you have any, uh, like, uh, concealer on?

47:16

Yeah, it's, it's concealer, um, sunblock

47:19

tinted. Yeah. Your skin

47:21

from their last thing, it looks really good here. Like

47:24

it works really well here. Like

47:26

your skin here looks fresh and new. Thanks. But

47:28

then on my eyes, it looks

47:31

stupid. Everything else trash. Yeah. I

47:33

was like, it looks brand new.

47:35

It's sunblock with a tint. But

47:37

even then, like the texture is different. It's

47:40

getting better. Your texture is different in your skin now.

47:42

I want a very thick, I'm a very, uh, extensive

47:44

routine right now. I was like, Oh, your skin looks

47:46

a lot better. Thank you. I

47:48

appreciate that. It's like, who's face am I looking at? Not old Tim.

47:51

Not old Tim. This fool was able

47:53

to make my like disc open

47:55

up on my computer. Like my disc, like

47:57

he could, he could do that to people.

48:00

If you wanted to, hack your shit, make your fucking computer open

48:02

up if you wanted to. Technology. Did

48:04

you ever used to do that thing where on AIM,

48:06

they had that one guy... It was like a computer

48:08

program that you could talk to and it would just

48:10

respond back, it's like AI? On

48:13

AIM? Yeah. No, I never did that. I was talking

48:15

to real people. Okay, no, this is not what this

48:17

thing is, all right? So... There's

48:20

this thing... I forgot what it's called. If anybody out

48:22

there remembers, there was a specific screen name user that

48:24

you would contact. Like in a group chat or whatever,

48:26

or if you chatted them up. And

48:29

it would just respond back with anything, right? Or

48:31

it would respond back to the things that you said, like AI. So

48:34

there was a guy, Korean dude, he

48:36

was like a fob, and we were fucking around

48:38

with him. And at the time, like, you know, these guys,

48:40

they know... There's a bunch of gangsters and shit like that,

48:42

but they're really goofy guys. And so,

48:44

it was like, hey, why don't you talk to

48:46

one of the OGs? And so, but it was

48:48

just like the aimbot thing. And then the

48:50

other homie grew up, he goes, I'm gonna tell you, you call him

48:53

a little F-word. And then he goes, don't do

48:55

that, don't do that, don't do that! And

48:57

then it was so funny because the aimbot

48:59

would respond almost as if it's irritating.

49:01

He was like, really? I'm gonna kill you F-word. And then

49:03

the aimbot would be like, oh, really? How are you gonna

49:05

do it? The guy started freaking the

49:07

fuck out. And so he would write back,

49:09

like meet up at this spot. Like if you're really down,

49:11

then you're not down. And like the other homies are holding

49:13

him and they're writing all this shit. The dude started fucking

49:15

crying because he thought that he was gonna come and kill

49:17

him. But

49:20

that shit was fucking wild, dude. That guy legit

49:22

believed that he was gonna die. Have

49:25

you ever been

49:27

concerned about, have

49:30

you ever been concerned about like the government watching you

49:32

through your webcam? Like do you cover your webcam? So

49:34

when that shit came out on like, I think it

49:36

was like CNN or CNET or something like that, I

49:38

started putting a tape over my webcam. But

49:41

then after a while, I'm like, I mean,

49:43

if you're gonna watch me do weird shit, that's

49:45

all I'm doing. Exactly what I was just

49:47

gonna say. Like I

49:49

used to cover this shit too, but then I'm like, if

49:52

some dude in a cubicle from the

49:54

FBI wants to watch me jerk off

49:57

to fucking BBWs, then like, I don't

49:59

know. like and and shut

50:01

off his camera from you and like you know yeah he's

50:03

like I can't

50:05

watch what is he doing to himself I'll

50:08

reside I don't want to do this anymore

50:11

somebody else yeah I just like I just start talking to

50:13

him like all right man you know what time it is

50:15

you you want to get the popcorn

50:17

with it I got it I got some crazy

50:35

it's like what what is the government want from me

50:37

why is this guy breathing

50:40

so heavy every day 3 p.m.

50:43

Apple mission Pro have you seen those on have

50:45

you seen that

50:52

clip of the I don't know and I don't know if

50:54

it's real or not it looks real but like when during

50:56

the pandemic when everyone was doing zoom meetings the one guy

50:58

who thinks he picked his camera off

51:00

he's like all right guys great great great meeting

51:02

talk talk to you later right and then worst

51:04

nightmare and he like you know takes off his

51:06

no fucking way yeah it looks real and he's like

51:08

and they're like oh no oh no Jimmy Jimmy doesn't

51:10

know that his camera's off oh my god someone call him

51:12

someone call Timmy and he's like take his pants off and

51:15

like starts to jerk off and everyone's

51:17

still on zoom I got I'm so dope

51:20

with my fans because I feel like my fans are super

51:22

dedicated like I did a streaming service a

51:24

long time ago where people were hopping on it and I got paid a

51:27

big bag for it but I didn't

51:29

know how to turn off my cameras I left it on it

51:31

was in my bedroom hmm and then I came

51:33

back and I'm pretty sure I was gonna come back and

51:35

jack off at a certain point, but I went into my

51:38

room and I just saw my thing pop up and everyone's

51:40

like turn off your camera, drop your camera blah blah blah

51:42

and they gave me a good warning I saw my fans

51:44

are the fucking shit dude. yeah his fans are the fucking

51:46

shit. I would have just saw my big-ass just fucking massive

51:49

bending. it's not even skinny David it was really really whale

51:51

day Oh BBW's BBM I just put my hair into a

51:53

knot. You

52:00

know you know why. Why do you

52:02

see movement? Is I wanted that. The

52:04

thing for women for this about him

52:07

was he shouldn't have been. I ask

52:09

is. That

52:11

like your side on you cam boy

52:14

so baby doesn't give you the more.

52:16

How does he earns every. Wow,

52:19

I see this. My

52:22

dick flat Yeah yeah yeah.

52:25

Diego Diego fair and wow.

52:28

Want us to? Three billboards are my same your

52:30

to with you have watched that you pretty sick

52:32

I'm imagining him I know for sure the doubly

52:34

so we're stuff out there and I'm pretty sure

52:36

that that is not too far off. Ah,

52:40

Ah, Either the

52:42

I have I have a visual type of

52:44

point is at the fire to be Sumo

52:46

wrestled in Japan. Damn I did. It adds

52:49

to the was is a sumo restaurant independent.

52:51

You go to you could eat food and

52:53

you watch. Assume that happens and they'll call

52:55

somebody out the crowd. And of course all

52:58

of jk quarter days I'll have a fucking

53:00

tipped. First of all. Den. Mother

53:02

Fuckers are strong as hell. Oh yeah,

53:04

so like I. Could. At

53:06

a time when I was in Japan. I'm

53:09

both sat right and but I'm not

53:11

sumo big but in my mind I'm

53:13

not speaking bouncing on. Probably

53:15

do some more. Arrive Ira Glass big are still

53:18

wait for the stuff you know you boy to

53:20

squat the i'm not a lot for you power

53:22

lifters but it was above three pounds on my

53:24

or could do have been.i observe or with a

53:26

absorbed into his body so squishy yeah he feels

53:29

like a fat baby and the dude was just

53:31

shocking me around a success like you put on

53:33

like assume was do or what we are So

53:35

they gave me a civil suit like the big

53:38

guy inflatable underwear we're dissolve. The guy really needed

53:40

it around like you to give me the thought.

53:42

I would have done it may but these guys

53:44

were like. Six for. Sues.

53:47

Fucking guys doing the splits. There.

53:49

For a big I did the fucking splits in the

53:51

middle of our shit. People's chucking me around like mathis

53:53

them. Yes, it is that you did. You do the

53:56

horse nice as he me. Of

53:58

yes. Allen it. So I did. I was

54:00

eating horse meat. I walked in and then

54:02

we were all eating the food. I'm like walk

54:04

me walk me through this experience So we the

54:06

specific sashimi that they serve at that I feel

54:08

like we talked about this on a very early

54:10

episode But I forgot so like once it's been

54:12

this many episodes. We could repeat stories Yes so

54:14

the the specific meat that I ate that was

54:16

the sashimi portion was actually the front of the

54:18

nose like the Snout

54:20

Wow, so they sliced that fat off and then

54:22

you eat the the snout fat Mmm, but when

54:24

I was eating this stuff, I was like damn

54:26

this shit is delicious and

54:29

Eating it and we all looked up because

54:32

they had a diagram of where the meat's coming from and

54:34

I'm like do Japanese cows Reading

54:40

horse Well, that's a weird-looking fucking cow

54:42

I mean we kept looking at it

54:44

and I didn't realize until like towards the end of the

54:47

meal We're drinking beers and we're having a good time. I'm

54:49

like, hey guys, I do

54:51

eat a whole holy shit And it was

54:53

fucking delicious, you know someone offered

54:55

me some horse meat once What

54:57

nay I knew you're gonna say that you piece of shit

54:59

I Knew you're gonna fucking say

55:01

that but I'm so curious. I've heard

55:03

I think I've heard that story from from you and from the

55:06

JK guys How would

55:08

you compare it to cow meat? Was it like

55:10

more lean was it it's like how yeah tastes

55:12

like a really good cow Especially

55:14

when you're kind of cooking it over like bean chotan charcoal

55:16

charcoal You just taste like the charcoal in the salt flavor

55:18

and you kicked it you cooked it you didn't do the

55:21

sashimi Oh, I did a sashimi and that so he was

55:23

it was a set meal So you

55:25

had the raw meat and then they had some

55:27

raw raw preparations and it was the nose fat

55:29

or something like that I mean, I mean

55:31

I've got you see you've had like cabeza tacos, right? Yeah,

55:33

you go to the taco trucks out here And

55:36

you get that cabeza meat the cabeza meat

55:38

is like literally like the forehead and like

55:40

it's the cows oily T-zone Please

55:54

Zone please please extra

55:56

pores. Yeah, can can you give me one with the

55:59

be or a on it. Oh,

56:01

fucking gross dude. Just so nasty.

56:04

Yeah, I mean so I've had

56:06

like head meat like that from

56:08

a cow. I'm like for sure curious right? Like

56:10

I think that's something. I mean look

56:12

let's just say this in Mongolia staple protein. Horse.

56:15

Yeah. Hmm. So horse wine that they make

56:17

from the milk. They make an

56:19

alcohol from the milk. A lot of their dairy

56:22

products is all from horse. Not everything but obviously

56:24

horse is a huge thing and I've heard that

56:26

from two friends that went there

56:28

on Missionary Works and he's like yeah they eat

56:30

horse pretty regularly over there. Interesting. Yeah. So it's

56:32

just like food out there. I'm

56:35

curious man. I just really like

56:37

you know what I want to try. Hmm. I

56:39

know it sounds bad because this is actually one

56:42

of my favorite animals. Guinea pig. Oh

56:44

yeah. Cuy. Is that what it's

56:46

called? Cuy. Yeah. Yeah. That's so Cuy.

56:49

That's so Cuy. That's so Cuy. Yeah. I have some

56:51

Cuy. Is it good?

56:53

Um it is yeah it is it's tasty. They

56:55

just be eating it out there.

56:58

So yeah in South America specifically

57:00

like Peru I do believe and

57:03

different countries in South America it is like

57:05

a delicacy right? And um I

57:08

ate it at a spot in New York for

57:11

an episode of this show I used to do a thrill

57:13

it's called Acquired Taste. And

57:16

um the texture so

57:18

they they kind of like

57:21

the presentation is what's crazy because the whole you

57:23

know the head there it's like it's like a

57:25

flying squirrel that they caught mid-flight and just freaking

57:27

freakin seed you know what I'm saying. How come

57:29

they never finesse it? Like how come they just

57:31

can't finesse it? Why you gotta leave the head

57:33

on? Like just one flying superhero animal. Like he

57:35

just went too close to the sun. You can't

57:38

chop it up a little bit. It's always

57:42

his whole fucking body just on the plate.

57:44

I mean some of them googled it it's

57:46

just like this. It's the one.

57:48

It was um if you could the

57:50

skin was like crispy kind of like

57:52

some roast duck or like almost like a

57:55

lechon pig but thicker the skin was it

57:57

was like more difficult to cut through. and

58:00

the meat, you know, a little layer of

58:02

fat. I

58:04

would say, you know, kind of like

58:06

pork-ish. And yeah,

58:09

it was tasty. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah. I feel like

58:11

you could just eat just about anything. But

58:13

just, we have a certain attraction

58:16

to certain animals, other ones we don't really care about. Oh yeah,

58:18

yeah, like the domesticated ones, you know. And we talked about, you

58:20

know, how pigs are super smart, but we just kind of ignore,

58:22

put that out of our brains. I do it every time I

58:24

eat pork. I'm like, oh, you're really smart,

58:27

but I don't care right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,

58:29

that's, well, that wraps up this episode. We should leave

58:31

you on that beautiful note right there. Dude,

58:33

behind the food. That's what we

58:35

do, yes. Little hoy.

58:37

Yeah. Thank y'all for watching another episode of Dudes Behind

58:39

the Foods. Make sure you like, comment, share, subscribe, all

58:41

that bullshit. Watch whatever episode I have here in the

58:44

here. And when

58:46

is this episode gonna air?

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