Chaz and AJ had audio of a news report about a very strange robbery. A cheese grater, an empty bottle of Lysol, and soap. Photo Credit: Getty Images/Photodisc/Creative Crop

Excavator Idiot

Jan 23rd, 2019 3m 46s

A "sick man" drove his excavator through a glass entrance to a building, because he was upset over non-payment. However, Chaz and AJ revealed the important detail that made him the star of Dumb Ass News. Photo Credit: Getty Images/E+/fstop123

Man Proposed in Court.. to the Woman That Stabbed Him

Jan 22nd, 2019 4m 45s

Chaz and AJ talked about the Russian man who proposed, in court, to the woman who stabbed him thirteen times! Photo Credit: Getty Images/Moment/Elizabeth Fernandez

Christmas Ham to the Face

Jan 16th, 2019 5m 31s

What causes someone to throw a ham in someone else's face on Christmas? Chaz and AJ have the answer in Dumb Ass News. Photo Credit: Getty Images/E+/LauriPatterson

The Dead McDonald's Raccoon

Jan 14th, 2019 5m 25s

Chaz and AJ had audio of a man who found a customer dining at McDonald's with a dead raccoon. Photo Credit: Getty Images/Corbis/W. Perry Conway

Eating Feet Meat

Jan 11th, 2019 6m 12s

Chaz and AJ talked about the group of guys that tried eating their buddy's foot, following an amputation. Photo Credit: Getty Images/Moment/Juana Mari Moya

Drunken New Year's Resolutions

Jan 7th, 2019 9m 47s

Chaz and AJ had a two-part Dumb Ass News, following the drunken New Year's Resolutions being made outside of a club. Photo Credit: Getty Images/iStock/Getty Images Plus/tomorca

Mega Doodoo?

Jan 4th, 2019 5m 55s

Chaz and AJ had audio in Dumb Ass News of a news anchor horribly mispronouncing a name.

Anderson Cooper's Tequila Shots

Jan 3rd, 2019 4m 51s

Chaz and AJ had hilarious audio of Anderson Cooper struggling through a tequila shot during the New Year's Eve broadcast. Photo Credit: Getty Images/EyeEm/Rhoda Rochelle Ocon

AJ Tries the #BirdBoxChallenge

Jan 3rd, 2019 6m 20s

Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News was the audio playback of AJ's attempt at the #BirdBoxChallenge. His goal was to walk blindfolded into the kitchen and back to the studio. Instead, he crashed into the very first wall he encountered.

The Viral Shower Singer

Jan 2nd, 2019 6m 9s

Chaz and AJ had audio in Dumb Ass News of a man reportedly "caught" singing the National Anthem while showering. Pam admitted to also doing weird things in the shower, because of course she does. Photo Credit: Getty Images/Walter Zerla

The Grease Guy

Dec 13th, 2018 8m 16s

Chaz and AJ focused on one dumbass in Dumb Ass News, the man who was stuck in a grease vent for two days. Photo Credit: Getty Images/Getty Images News/Robert Nickelsberg/Contributor

The Tornado Witness

Dec 12th, 2018 7m 26s

Chaz and AJ had audio of a dumbass recording a tornado coming down over his house. Photo Credit: Getty Images/Cultura Exclusive/Cultura RM Exclusive/Jason Persoff Stormdoctor

Teacher Hair Cut Fail

Dec 10th, 2018 4m 46s

Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News was all about the teacher that chased a student around her classroom with scissors trying to cut his hair.

Methy Energy Drinks

Dec 6th, 2018 7m 57s

Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News covered a story about a man selling his homemade energy drinks, which contained lemonade, caffeine, gasoline, meth and urine. Plus, he lived in his tree house wearing only an adult diaper. Photo Credit: Getty I

Farting Lady Pulls Knife

Dec 5th, 2018 4m 17s

Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News followed the story of a Florida woman who threatened to knife a person who complained about her loud farts. Photo Credit: Getty Images/Photographer's Choice/Peter Glass

Naked Man's Maple Syrup Event

Dec 4th, 2018 9m 32s

Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News was all about a local story from Monroe, which was sent in by many Tribe members. A man getting completely naked, covering himself in maple syrup, and secretly taping his female co-worker with him. Photo Credit

Fairfield Stoners Ask Cops for Directions

Dec 3rd, 2018 6m 2s

Chaz and AJ spoke with former Fairfield Police Chief Gary MacNamara this morning, about the four people that robbed a CVS, and then asked the police for directions. Photo Credit: Getty Images/iStock/Getty Images Plus/JasonDoiy

Couch on Car

Nov 28th, 2018 6m 8s

Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News had audio out of Ohio, a woman caught a group of morons on top of a couch, on top of a car. Plus, AJ was still in the box. Photo Credit: Getty Images/iStock/Getty Images Plus/J2R

AJ in the Box

Nov 27th, 2018 6m 1s

After only 20 or so minutes in the box, AJ was already showing signs of cracking up. Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News was focused on trying to pick at those cracks.

Charlie Brown Racist Thanksgiving

Nov 26th, 2018 8m 56s

Chaz and AJ both were upset by people on the internet complaining about the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special, claiming it is racist. Photo Credit: Getty Images/iStock/Getty Images Plus/bhofack2

Chandelier Lady

Nov 26th, 2018 5m 52s

Chaz and AJ covered the lady who is in love with, and married, a chandelier. Photo Credit: Getty Images/iStock/Getty Images Plus/PhotoShoppin

Pizza, Hot Dogs and Human Remains

Nov 21st, 2018 6m 37s

Dave Reilly was in with Chaz and AJ for Dumb Ass News, which involved the theft of some very curious items. Photo Credit: Getty Images/iStock/Getty Images Plus/kiboka

The Missing Drawers

Nov 20th, 2018 10m 26s

Brigitte and Stef, "the English Muffins," were in studio with Chaz and AJ for Dumb Ass News. Officer DeVito from the Milford PD called in to help Brigitte with her missing drawers. Photo Credit: Getty Images/iStock/Getty Images Plus/LPETTET

AJ - Meow Mix Box

Nov 19th, 2018 7m 21s

Chaz and AJ read some of the "torture songs" the CIA has used in the past to break prisoners for information. How many times could AJ listen to the Meow Mix song before bashing his head against a wall?