Is the grass really greener on the other side? Or does grass not have a real purpose and you should stay home with your garden. Sad thing is this isn't really a metaphor. We really discuss lawn maintenance cause why the fuck not? 

Also, some people shouldn't own dogs, obviously. There once was a frog and a scorpion, we request a massive rewrite and Mr. Dorky (Sebastian Gorka) said that ole' Trumpy is an ALPHA male. We profoundly disagree with that last part. 

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