In Story 1, a teenager is arrested after trying to get a discount on a Playstation by weighing it as a bag of fruit. 

Then a Stitcher Premium interview in which Bev spins some yarns about old school Hollywood stories! 

Story 2 brings us a man who wrecks his home with an axe after he thought his wife damaged his action figures. 

Story 3 -- brought in by Beverly herself -- is the tale of a diamond billionaire who died during penis enlargement surgery.

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