Let’s take a whirlwind tour through the land of impulse buys and questionable merchandise! Where else you gonna purchase 50-cent socks, Billy Bass and a jar of Vaseline all in the same trip?

From the cluttered aisles to the mispriced snacks, Dollar General has perfected the art of cutting costs while providing a steady stream of new recruits into Heaven.

Named the #1 retailer for folks who like to watch “Cops” in real-time, Dollar General has worked hard to garner their own podcast episode.

Bravo, DG. You earned it.