Instead of messing up teachers, students, gay people and the state of Florida *individually*, Governor Ron DeSantis decides he's gonna mess 'em up en masse, like when you want to delete a file from your home computer and instead opt to wipe the whole hard drive.

Come to Florida! Where sterling beaches and amazing weather clash with the Presidential aspirations of a man who once acquired PTSD from a "Will & Grace" episode.

Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.

Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.