We discuss the 1956 film "Davy Crockett and the River Pirates," which is really just two episodes of the 1955 miniseries "Davy Crockett" mashed together. THRILL at the game-show-skit intro with sound effects and everything! RECOIL and then ABSOLUTELY BOOGIE DOWN with the coolest and weirdest version of The Ballad of Davy Crockett you could ever imagine! SIGH WITH RELIEF that, while the "cultural depictions" warning is well earned by this one, it's *much* less problematic than it could've been!