Buckle up, nerds. This one’s a long one. We take a shot at fantasy drafting 2018’s best worst bad weather movie “The Hurricane Heist.” See if you can spot the “Two Brothers” joke. A very good pitch for “Finding Nemo 5.” A whole bunch of hemming

DLAS - Solo - A Galaxy Much Closer To Home

Jun 7th, 2018 1h 9m

The Quartet heads back to a galaxy far, far away to do a fantasy draft of Solo: A Star Wars Story. Can you spot Betne's excellent Kathleen Turner impression? Pete's utter misunderstanding of the women of classic film? The diseases of the Star W

DLAS - Deadpool 2 - It's Just Two Deadpools

May 30th, 2018 1h 6m

This episode we are fantasy drafting everybody's red-suited, dead-eyed, fourth-wall-breaching bad boy "Deadpool 2." Look out for an unfortunately protracted debate over Marvel's most fortunate character, an unsolicited dick pic, a funky fresh s

DLAS - Infinity War - Purple Dad Vs. The Alldads

May 17th, 2018 1h 21m

The dweebs attend the long-awaited 150 minute long test of emotional endurance that is "Avengers: Infinity War" Look out for licking our way to peace, a super dad parade, the most Kantian Captain Planet, The punishment can of semantics pennies,

DLAS - Star Wars The Last Jedi - Fuck Off To The Beef Jerky Factory

May 4th, 2018 1h 35m

Just pretend it was our intention to release our science fiction fantasy draft of Star Wars - The Last Jedi on May the fourth all along! Look out for porg physiology, turbolaser trajectories, Seuss walruses and Carrie Fisher's Job.Intro/Outtr

DLAS - Ragnarok - Larry The Sentient Space Gourd Feels EVERYTHING

Apr 26th, 2018 1h 11m

The gang watches the one with the guy with the good hair and the hammer. Spider clowns, Intelligent vegetables, Wonderwindows, Horny chaos theorists and Rock, paper, scissors.Intro/Outtro: https://www.gethip.com/site/releases/motherfucker-666

DLAS - Black Panther - Go Go Gadget Fleshlight

Apr 19th, 2018 1h 22m

The dweebs are headed to Wakanda and you're fucking invited. We discuss detachable limbs, horny Australians, Tolkien white dudes, the difference between a spectral cat and a gem on a belt and the fundamental schism that separates a flashback an

DLAS - Letterkenny - Easter In Letterkenny

Apr 2nd, 2018 45m 13s

DLAS - Letterkenny - Easter In Letterkenny by Pete Holm

DLAS - Stranger Things 2 - It's An Upside Down Christmas

Dec 25th, 2017 1h 43m

It's a Christmas Miracle! We finally posted our Stranger Things 2 fantasy draft that we recorded back before Halloween. Enjoy an epic drama of betrayal and existential dread as we unpack the second season of everyone's favorite topsy-turvy Netf

DLAS - LetterKenny - I'm Rubber. You're Glue

Nov 30th, 2017 49m 10s

It's a spooky, spooky draft day! The boys tackle the Halloween special episode of Canadian Comedy phenomenon Letterkenny.Music: The Kinks "Celluloid Heroes" as covered by "Motherfucker 666"https://gethiprecordings.bandcamp.com/album/motherfu

#001 Part 1 - Blade Runner 2049 - Zora The Explora

Oct 6th, 2017 52m 37s

Join three dweebs and a cyborg as they attempt to apply the model of fantasy sports to movies and television. Today's topic Blade Runner 2049 (in theaters everywhere) Discussed: Futuristic Retirement Scotch, Snake Stuff, Eye Stuff, Edward James

HLP-Ep22-Cone Ban Wahhhh(Rogue One Spoilers)

Dec 17th, 2016 39m 7s

HLP-Ep22-Cone Ban Wahhhh(Rogue One Spoilers) by Pete and Brennan

HLP-Ep19-Han Spook Picard

Oct 26th, 2016 41m 59s

HLP-Ep19-Han Spook Picard by Pete and Brennan

HLP-Ep18-Palp and Pals

Oct 26th, 2016 28m 41s

HLP-Ep18-Palp and Pals by Pete and Brennan

HLP - Ep17 - Together in the Sarlacc Pit

Oct 12th, 2016 40m 4s

Today we discuss the suffering of fools, Star Citizen optimism, A sitcom about living in the apartment of the almighty Sarlacc, A sh!tty TNG episode and intergalactic submarine combat.

HLP – Ep16 – The Star Wars Virgin Strikes Back

Oct 5th, 2016 59m 41s

Tony Castro returns to his station as our venerable "original trilogy virgin."

HLP — Ep15 — Rodney Kenobi

Oct 5th, 2016 40m 17s

HLP — Ep15 — Rodney Kenobi by Pete and Brennan

HLP – Ep14 – Harold Did a Bad Thing

Sep 21st, 2016 39m 52s

HLP – Ep14 – Harold Did a Bad Thing by Pete and Brennan

HLP – Ep13 – Trek's Bummer Birthday Bash

Sep 14th, 2016 41m 9s

HLP – Ep13 – Trek's Bummer Birthday Bash by Pete and Brennan

HLP — Ep12 — Protein Torpedoes

Sep 9th, 2016 37m 12s

Brennan prepares to wook up vis-a-vis his hair situation. Vader is a whiner at the Cantina. We talk fan-made films from "Hardware Wars" to "Luke's Change."

HLP - Ep11 - Eulogy for a Clumsy Stormtrooper

Aug 31st, 2016 39m 25s

HLP - Ep11 - Eulogy for a Clumsy Stormtrooper by Pete and Brennan

HLP – Ep10 – The Mos Eisley Gloryhole

Aug 25th, 2016 36m 57s

HLP – Ep10 – The Mos Eisley Gloryhole by Pete and Brennan

HLP – ep09 – Picard's Little Crush Puppy

Aug 23rd, 2016 58m 49s

HLP – ep09 – Picard's Little Crush Puppy by Pete and Brennan

HLP - E08.5 - Galactic News Bulletin 8/13/16

Aug 14th, 2016 6m 8s

Fresh Rogue One Olympics trailer. Donald Gloating. Brennan bought pickles. RIP Kenny Baker.

HLP – ep08 – Sh!tmo Ploon the Star Wars Clown

Aug 10th, 2016 38m 49s

We talk about… Our new theme song and disclaimer. The birth and awful life of Sh!tmo Ploon the Star Wars clown. We compare Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes to the Baha Men at the Cantina. Two grown men do a toy inventory. The Shafting of David P