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What if we told you that there's
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a darker side to royalty, and when
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you take a closer look you'll see
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that it comes at the expense of
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everything else, like your freedom, your privacy,
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and sometimes even your head. On
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Wondery's new podcast, Even the Royals, they
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pull back the curtain on royal families,
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past and present, from all over the
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world, and you can listen for free
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wherever you get your podcasts. There's one
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of the most infamous royals in history,
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Marie Antoinette, but everything you know about
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her is wrong. After she
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became queen at just 19 years old,
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she ended up in a battle with
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the French press that started a series
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of impossible to believe events. It's
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history's greatest smear campaign, and
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it had deadly consequences. Or
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Catherine de' Medici, history branded her
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as a cold and power-obsessed
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manipulator, and they said she was
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responsible for one of the most devastating
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massacres in French history. She
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was an orphan who spent her life
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as a powerless hostage, and her determination
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to rise to power led her to
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some dark places and desperate measures. I'm
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about to play a clip from Even
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the Royals. Follow Even the Royals on
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the Wondery app or wherever you get
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your podcasts. You can binge Even the
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Royals ad-free right now on Wondery Plus.
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A quick note about our show. While some
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scenes are dramatized, we promise we did
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our homework and everything is based on
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facts. The Royal heads up.
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Today's episode contains swearing that would have
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the Royal Court calling for our heads.
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Please be advised. So
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Brooke, you and I have been friends for
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a long time. Yeah, and you know what,
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honestly? Not long enough. I would love to
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have you a long time ago. You
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know, I don't disagree at all. Good
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times. Yeah. We've kind
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of been through it all, you
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know? We have, yeah. Working cars
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for celebrities. Yes. Living together. Yes.
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Having arguments about. about how to put
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the toilet paper in the roll correctly or
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who turned magnets upside down. Yeah.
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Real serious stuff. Yeah, yeah. We get into the
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nitty gritty. And here's something else I think our
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listeners should know about us. We
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live and breed rom-coms.
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Literally, I feel like that's one of the
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times where I'm being completely serious. Yep. And
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we also love the doe-eyed cousin
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of the rom-com, the princess movie.
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But these stories always end after the
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princess marries the prince and allegedly lives
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happily ever after. We
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never see the part where they get into a
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screaming match about whose turn it is to clean
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the moat. You know? Yeah. And honestly, I need
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to see that. Me too. That's how you can
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really tell where the love is, is when you
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see two people fight. Yes. But
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all jokes aside, royal life is
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hard. I mean, sure, you get
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to wear a tiara, but you can
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also get eggshells or beheaded.
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Right. And we're not talking Disney movies. The
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real life uncensored version is usually
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more like Game of Thrones meets
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Vanderpump Rules. Oh, what a great
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mashup. And that brings us to
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why we're here. Brooke and I have so much fun
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pulling back the curtain on the world's biggest celebrities
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and family dynasties over on Even the
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Ridge that we wanted to do the
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same on a show all about royals. So
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in this new series, we'll be sharing stories
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about some royals you may have heard of
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and some you likely have not. So
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Brooke, speaking of someone everyone
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knows of, but who most people
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don't actually really know, when
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I say Marie Antoinette, where does your
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mind go? Listen, I know
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what most people would say, but here's
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the thing. When we auditioned for Even
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the Ridge, they
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asked us who our favorite royals were. And
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you said Marie Antoinette. And you were like,
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she didn't actually say, let them eat cake.
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And I've never forgotten it. Oh my god.
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This is really hitting me
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in the field. And while
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she was a wig wearing fashion icon of
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her time who ended up getting beheaded, the
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truth of her life Every story and
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why she was killed is way more
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complicated than Kate. Like, what if
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I told you all of
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this was because of really bad PR?
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That she was basically the
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victim of a total bogus
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propaganda campaign with pornographic cartoons?
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Okay, well, I know nothing
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and I'm now on board. Yeah,
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this story, truly wild, and that's just the
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beginning. I mean, if you think a bunch
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of nude pictures is bad, grab those pearls
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to clutch for when you hear what she's
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ultimately accused of. Honestly, it's
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almost too shocking to believe. Okay.
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So this is the story that shows how rumors can
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get you killed. You
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ready, Brooke? Oh, I am so ready. It's
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October 1793 in Paris. Queen
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Marie Antoinette of France is riding the back
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of an open wagon. Her
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hands are bound and her once fabulous
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hair has been half off. She's
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weak and she's half-starved, but she still
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manages to fit up straight. She
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chose her outfit carefully today. Her
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teen morning dress, a petticoat, and
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bonnet. Always. She's
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determined to carry herself like a queen,
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not like a criminal. Now
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pulling on context, please, I'm sure you've
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guessed she's on her way to be
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executed for high crime
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against freedom. I did have a feeling
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maybe that was happening, yes. So
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a huge crowd gathers in the Plast
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and a pit forms in her stomach when
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she wonders if her children will remember her
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as a villain too. Marie
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finally arrives at the center of the city. eyes
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shoot up to a platform where
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the executioner and the guillotine await.
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It's only a few steps to the top, but
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for Marie, it might as well be a thousand.
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She shrugs off the soldier who's leading her to
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the stairway. She doesn't need or
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want his help. She's doing this
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alone. But with each step,
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her pulse speeds up. She
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reaches the top of the platform and
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stares defiantly into the executioner's eyes. He
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pushes her forward and forces her head
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onto the chopping block. She
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catches one last glimpse of the blade
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dangling overhead. She can't
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believe it's come to this. When
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she first came from Austria and was introduced
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as the future Queen of France, people
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cheered her in the streets. They
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saw her as a force of change. What
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did she do to make them turn against her
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so dramatically? How could they
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swing so violently from love to hate?
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She still can't fully understand it. A
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wooden collar closed around her neck and
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her thoughts swirled. Was
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there something she could have done differently? Could
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she have listened more? Thought harder?
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Maybe people would have
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loved her if she'd acted like someone else. Someone
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less foreign. Less
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independent. Less Marie
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Antoinette-like. Or maybe
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not. Maybe because she was
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a strong woman in a world run
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by men, she was always
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doomed to a fate like this.
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