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Do you have amazing luck on dating apps?

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Do you get butterflies from every first date

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you go on? Have all of your breakups

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been amicable, leaving you with no

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discernible trauma? Is everyone

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in your life happy and love? And is

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it too easy for you to find what you're

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looking for in other people? Yeah.

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I didn't think so, but you are not alone.

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It is rough out there and trying to find

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a person or multiple people who

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meet your most important wants

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and needs is not easy. Even

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figuring out what you truly want or need

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is its own challenge. It can be frustrating,

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draining, heartbreaking, and even making

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think twice about joining a convent, but

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it can also be exciting, fulfilling,

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and, you know, kind of hot.

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Welcome to Love's pitch, a podcast where

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people in the LGBTQ community

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put themselves out there in hopes of finding

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what ever it is they're looking for. I'm

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your host, Carolyn Berge, and each

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week I'll give a special guest the opportunity

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to pitch themselves to you, the listeners.

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And maybe you're exactly what they want or

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maybe you know somebody who'd be a great match

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or maybe you're not looking for anything at the moment

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and that's fine too because ultimately these

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are conversations about love, dating,

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desire, and connection in the queer community.

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I was born in Minnesota, which means I was

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born with an actual medical

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condition where I am a nice and tired

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person. didn't see gig

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someone on the usually, I

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like I like them a little mask. I like a stud,

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a stem, a non binary fuck

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boy. Dating me is fun.

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Here's why. I don't

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like people sleeping over in

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my bed. I am a catch.

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I know I'm a lot to catch though.

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You reel in the fish and you're like, this is gonna

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be great and then you get the fish on the boat and you're like,

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what did I just do? My humor

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is intact. My ass

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has only gotten thicker. Dyking

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of hardness. I'm a switch when

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it comes to strapping, spooning, and

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karaoke duets. If you're looking to

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feel a little less lonely and a little

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more gay, be sure to sub scribe wherever

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you listen to your podcasts, you can

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follow the podcast and see clips from the interviews

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and pictures of the guests at Love's

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a pitch on Instagram You can also

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follow me at TGI Carolyn.

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And also, if you think that you're a

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catch, check out the link

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in the show notes to apply for your chance

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to pitch yourself on this very

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podcast. I can't guarantee

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that you'll find love or lust or

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whatever it is you're looking for, but

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The planet is dying and we're being replaced

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by robots. So what do you have to lose?

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Right? Well, I guess that's

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pretty much my pitch for you to listen.

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I hope you'll join me and my guests each week

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for new episodes of Love's pitch.