In this Yuletide episode of Ear and Loathing, your merry elf hosts Aaron, Damon and George (The Gitmo Bros) talk about a Frobo Christmas, Dad's dead and Mom's drunk about it, Paul Vance the torture whisperer, and I'm hanging out with Frosty, don't bother me.

In the Torture Chamber segment, the Three Wise Gitmos compete for meaningless points by making each other listen to awful seasonal musical offerings. Which Gitmo will survive the Xmas Torture Chamber long enough to play one of his favorite Christmas songs? Tune in and find out!

Songs featured in this episode: "Funky Funky Christmas" (New Kids on the Block), "An Old Fashioned Christmas (Daddy's Home)" (Linda Bennett), "The Old Christmas Truck" (Red Simpson), "Blue Christmas (Live)" (Elvis Presley)