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1:26

Welcome to Ear Biscuits, the podcast where

1:28

two lifelong friends talk about life for

1:30

a long time. I'm Rhett. And

1:33

I'm Link. This week at the round table

1:35

of dim lighting, we

1:37

gotta address some voicemails. I mean,

1:40

you know, we put

1:42

our number out there, 1-888-EARPOD1.

1:47

And of course we put

1:48

your voicemails at the end of episodes, but

1:52

we just thought it was necessary to start addressing

1:54

some of these directly. So

1:56

we're gonna be doing that today. We're

1:58

also going to be talking. a little

2:00

bit about the cereal

2:03

that we've developed. What

2:05

is that like? What value? Like the actual

2:08

development process. It's actually more interesting

2:10

than you might first think when you think about cereal

2:13

development. And if it's not. You

2:15

can call us and let us know that it wasn't interesting. If you take a

2:18

class in cereal development, you might be like, oh

2:20

yeah, I've got cereal development at 9 a.m.

2:23

on Mondays. We're

2:25

gonna be the most interesting cereal development

2:27

professors you've ever had. Okay,

2:32

let's hear a voicemail.

2:39

Rhett, oh my gosh. You

2:42

talking about mixing oatmeal

2:44

and yogurt. You say it

2:46

needs to be a thing. It is already

2:49

a thing. It's called Swedish oatmeal.

2:52

You just take the oats and

2:54

mix them directly in the

2:56

yogurt.

2:57

Add whatever kind of fruit, nuts,

3:00

seeds that you want to it.

3:03

Put it in the fridge. Let it sit

3:05

overnight. And then the oats soak

3:07

up all that yogurt. And you

3:09

get all the good benefits from

3:12

it. Especially when you add stuff like chia

3:14

seeds and pumpkin seeds and stuff like that

3:16

as well.

3:17

So just a recommendation

3:19

for you guys. Try that out.

3:21

You will love it.

3:24

Okay, A,

3:27

I'm not Swedish. I'm often mistaken

3:29

for being Swedish. I'm not. Just

3:32

because I'm tall and have hints of blonde

3:34

doesn't mean I'm Swedish. Two, thank

3:37

you for that. Yeah,

3:40

well, as we discovered on the show, people

3:45

had already not only discovered that you could do it,

3:48

but

3:49

now I guess it was already

3:51

a thing. And that's technically not what I did.

3:54

No, it's not. It sounds better

3:56

than what I did. He's describing. I put a dollop

3:58

of yogurt in an oatmeal. Yeah. She's just having

4:01

overnight yolk meal yolk

4:04

Girt yeah, yo, yeah

4:06

overnight oats with a yogurt

4:10

Have you done more though? Because

4:13

and does anybody call it yolk meal? I

4:15

only do it at airports Can't you give the

4:17

guy just give him just give

4:19

him a little discovery. Well, here's I mean, I

4:21

think here's the thing I think this is sent me into

4:23

a bit not a full existential crisis

4:27

but you know When

4:30

I thought that I had

4:33

invented something Yeah, I was super

4:35

happy now. I you are you were

4:37

strutting around see yo now when I

4:39

was in the airport And I put some oatmeal

4:42

some yogurt into my oatmeal. I thought

4:44

well, I can't be the first guy to do this I mean,

4:46

it's probably happened at least on accident it

4:49

a million times Yeah, you know

4:51

I'm saying if you got yogurt and you got oatmeal

4:54

they're gonna mix but When

4:56

I thought that I had come up with something novel

4:59

that I never heard of I Felt

5:01

happy and then when I discovered that a lot of

5:03

people had already discovered it, you know,

5:05

I I felt like You

5:09

know, I'm not gonna use

5:11

a Columbus analogy here Because

5:15

that would be insensitive and wrong Because

5:18

I just we're just talking about food here. We're not talking

5:20

about like exploiting an entire culture.

5:22

You know like that. I hope not but

5:25

I'd realize I did not discover America

5:28

and I did not discover yolk meal and

5:30

I am I'm intrigued by this But

5:33

it sounds like it. I don't know. It sounds like quite a process.

5:35

I'm just talking about being in an airport buffet

5:38

Yeah, essentially and grabbing it's

5:40

different you discovered something different.

5:43

Yeah, I think you could probably be also be done at hotels

5:47

Yeah, I got a little continental breakfast

5:50

I'm honestly not planning on doing it at home, I

5:52

don't know why If

5:55

you're you're too good for it, no, it's

5:58

not good enough for you know, it's It

6:00

was invented by someone else? You of all people

6:02

should know. You're Columbus? You

6:04

of all people should know that like. You're exploiting people? I'm

6:06

trying to do like, treat myself

6:09

in a certain environment. Oh.

6:11

This is a very, but first of all, a very linked thing.

6:13

Yes, my people. I'm not going

6:16

to do this in this environment. I'm going to

6:18

do it in this environment. So I look

6:20

forward to that. Like you can look forward to traveling.

6:23

Right, it's like, oh, did you enjoy your

6:25

trip? Yes, I started it with some yolk meal. And

6:28

it was all downhill from there. I can't wait to go

6:30

on another yolk meal adventure. What

6:32

is that? Oh, that's just when I travel. That's what air travel.

6:34

But I eat some yolk meal. Or if I stop at a motel.

6:38

I've never heard the term and no one's saying,

6:41

oh yeah, the term yolk meal is

6:43

everywhere and all about. That's the part that's really missing in all

6:45

this. Right, the marketing. It came up with the name. The

6:48

marketing. And that's what

6:50

matters. We didn't invent cereal, but

6:52

we invented our cereal. Mishmash. There

6:55

you go. Mishmash. Could

6:57

be said either way. I

7:00

still have not had any of your

7:02

yolk meal. But. Well, it's

7:04

not really mine. I mean, you know, I'm

7:08

not responsible for the making of the yolk meal or

7:10

the yogurt in the scenario where I had it. But that

7:12

is what I was referring to when we were talking about the yolk meal

7:14

and we were like, we got something that

7:17

we're developing. It was the cereal.

7:20

I remember now that that's what I was. Oh, you teased that at that

7:22

point. I think I was teasing it at that point. I

7:24

don't know. Just playing another

7:26

voicemail. Hi,

7:30

Rhett and Link.

7:31

I'm going to stay anonymous

7:34

for this one, but I've

7:36

been with my boyfriend five years in December. And I

7:38

just want to let you guys know that early

7:40

on in our relationship, I

7:43

just close to him that, oh, I love Rhett and Link. So we

7:46

watched a lot of you guys. And you

7:48

guys would be in the

7:50

background. We would have sex. Yeah. Do

7:52

with that what you will. Come again. I

7:54

mean, literally. We would

7:57

be in the background with you.

8:02

Okay,

8:03

well stink make them horny. Yeah,

8:06

well, there's not a lot of stink coming off of GMM.

8:08

Well, you know, it's a stream

8:11

to some people How

8:13

do you know that process this? Okay

8:20

I Mean

8:22

honestly, I'm looking for more details Uh,

8:26

we were in the background. Do you remember especially

8:28

since you remained anonymous? Did we enhance? I

8:30

felt like we were like when she says you

8:33

guys were in the background. It's like We

8:35

were like voyeur. Okay, like watching

8:38

like peeking over the edge of the mattress.

8:40

Don't say we don't say when you talk about Being

8:44

in the corner while someone else is having

8:46

sex and peeking at them. That's

8:49

your thing. You said that well It's not

8:51

my thing. I never said it was my

8:53

thing. It's not my thing. You brought

8:55

it up Wait, wait, you

8:57

know what? You're Christopher Columbus You

9:00

brought it up. What I'm saying is is that it's

9:03

not my understanding Is that we

9:05

were just doing our show they made

9:07

the decision to turn it on while they were copulating

9:10

Yeah, I wasn't peeking at anything. Hold

9:12

on. I didn't even know it was happening So the story

9:14

in your mind sounds like you want to be in the room while

9:16

a couple is having sex Jerry Falwell Jerry

9:19

Falwell jr much

9:21

Liberty you shout out the Liberty you

9:23

what hey listen

9:27

No to that I'm

9:29

just saying that you and your

9:31

Miami pool boy. We were on in the

9:33

background It was like

9:35

we were is that like we're standing

9:38

in the background lurking No,

9:41

you know, that's what you wanted

9:43

to be. I Mean

9:47

I'm not getting on that train with you if

9:49

when she says that she puts us on a screen and

9:51

has sex to us The first

9:53

thing I think that the first thing I

9:56

think is not what I'm doing We were on in the background

9:58

not they started having sex and then they're

10:00

saying, you know what, let's pause a second, let's put

10:02

on GMM. I don't think that's the order

10:04

it happened. The thing that I was wondering about

10:06

was not whether or not we were there peeking at

10:09

them, it's whether or not they're looking at

10:11

us while they're having sex. Of course they are. What,

10:14

we're in the background. I

10:17

wanna know if this couple is making

10:19

eye contact with either of us. Sometimes

10:21

the background becomes the foreground. While they're

10:23

having sex. Because sometimes if I make eye contact

10:26

with my dog during sex, I'll just go

10:28

limp like that. I don't like

10:30

my dogs to be, they're in the room

10:32

sometimes, but we put them in their crate.

10:36

They're in the background. But we put them

10:38

in the crate. Don't keep them in the

10:40

bed. Are they talking, are they eating

10:42

food, are they making dumb jokes? Well,

10:44

sometimes you'll just look over and Sean

10:47

will have his little snout through one

10:49

of the holes in the crate, just kinda looking like,

10:51

I'm sad, let me back into bed. And it's just like

10:53

I see that and I'm in, I'm

10:56

a sex machine, and then all of a sudden,

10:59

I'm looking at my dog, it's like. And

11:02

that's the only thing I can think about is the fact that this

11:04

person is copulating

11:07

and then hearing us

11:09

talk about, first of all, hearing our chewing,

11:12

90% of the show is just smacking noises at this

11:14

point. Is that sexy? I

11:16

don't think so. Yes, I do, I do. Actually,

11:20

the more I think about it, if you heard

11:22

us chewing and you didn't know what it was while

11:24

you were having sex, it might sound sexy.

11:30

Stop it, stop it, stop

11:32

it. Now,

11:35

first of all, my dogs know to look away. You've

11:39

trained them. That's the one thing

11:41

you've got in your dog's ear. Is to look

11:43

away while you have sex. They just

11:45

know to look away, man. They know to

11:47

look away. I don't think Sean can see. They

11:49

bury their noses. They

11:52

know. They

11:54

know when something's hanking and panking and they

11:56

say. Barbara doesn't look. Yeah, Barbara's

11:58

mad. Sean's not as mad. He's just like, when

12:00

am I gonna get out of here? What are y'all doing? It's

12:04

not fun anymore. You

12:07

know what we're honored. What are

12:09

you gonna say? We're

12:13

honored to be a part

12:16

of the festivities in a passive,

12:19

non-lurking, non-peaking

12:22

way. Yeah, non-Columbus. If

12:24

we're what it takes to get you

12:27

there as a couple, we're

12:30

happy to be of service. I would just say, don't

12:33

become dependent on us. You

12:36

know, some people can do things

12:38

in their environment where they begin to need

12:40

those things in their environment in order to complete

12:42

the act. And I would just say, I

12:46

mean, we have no plans to stop the show at any

12:48

time in the near future. And I guess

12:50

you could always watch reruns if we did. But

12:53

you know what, if the power goes out, your

12:55

phone's dead, you don't have internet. Right,

12:58

you still need to be able to stay. You need to be able to have sex

13:00

without us being present. That's all I'm saying.

13:03

Maybe every once in a while do it without us. Now

13:05

the other part of this is

13:07

that we become a

13:10

horny trigger for this couple. Pavlovian,

13:13

you might say, speaking

13:15

of dogs.

13:16

You know, you come home from

13:18

some errands and

13:20

GMM is on. Oh. Every

13:22

day, every day. Well, it's

13:24

like, what if you stumbled upon us in public?

13:28

I mean, what's that gonna be like? That's

13:30

gonna be weird for you. That's gonna be weird

13:32

for us. And you will not ask, I for

13:35

one, will not peek at you. Lincoln

13:37

speak for himself. Yes, I can. I

13:40

won't either. Okay, good. Gracious.

13:45

See these, you know, the things you guys

13:47

tell us, like bring it on, bring

13:50

it on, keep calling us. I

13:53

enjoy learning stuff

13:55

that I didn't know that now is gonna impact

13:58

my performance. My show I'm

14:01

not gonna be thinking about it. I'm only gonna be

14:03

thinking about I think about it Is anybody

14:05

sorting the mail doing the dirty getting

14:07

the hanky in the pinky? I'll freeze

14:10

up I'll freeze up if I start thinking about that If

14:13

I start thinking about people having sex while

14:15

I'm doing my job. I won't be

14:17

able to do my job In

14:20

fact, I'm gonna have a difficult time Next

14:22

episode. It's okay. I think I'll be better

14:24

because of it. Okay. All right. Well all balances

14:26

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ear

16:10

today

16:14

we're going to talk about our cereal and

16:17

it's also the thing that we're going to show

16:19

to know right now so you can know where you

16:21

can go and get a little taste of it if you want

16:23

now odyssey and now soon over get eat

16:25

mishmash dot com essa website where you can

16:27

this is basically dtc direct

16:30

to consumer right a consumer maybe at

16:32

some point it is a so the

16:34

very wary of this will end up on shelves somewhere

16:36

eat but i mean we can

16:38

only hope for that but really we just wanted to

16:40

end of in your balls so you

16:42

can enjoy it ah we got

16:45

two flavors sweet mack a mellow

16:48

which is not cheese

16:50

flavored it looks like looks a box

16:52

of maggots like it it would we all know i always

16:54

thought that was cool you know where to look at weird the first

16:56

pasta people have sex arterial

16:59

ever is

17:01

far as we know it is the first are awesome you know pasta

17:04

shapes serial it just tastes like

17:06

good sweet syria with some sweet marshmallows

17:08

it's lovely but why make one when

17:10

you can come out as a gate with to right

17:12

wrong and complimentary yet

17:15

distinct serial

17:17

flavors peanut butter and honey

17:19

sam works because it mismanaged

17:21

because miss masses like it's

17:25

a it's a fun an unexpected mixture

17:27

this is something that we do and when

17:29

it comes to mythical foods

17:32

a lot on the show a lot of

17:34

unexpected combinations of curious

17:37

and i'm yes i'm putting

17:40

mac and cheese in a serial is quite a mishmash

17:43

peanut butter and honey is

17:46

a tried and true mishmash

17:49

from our childhood but we had never

17:51

had a serial though to my those two flavors

17:54

right and in our research and not been done

17:57

maybe we did research enough but it's not being done right

17:59

now except by Right we invented

18:01

these just like we invented

18:04

Yote meal well no this is more

18:06

significant You don't want me combat there's

18:08

already a mishmash cereal that even voicemails

18:11

well. I have sex for your cereal.

18:13

We're screwed I have sex with

18:15

your cereal right we

18:17

don't hear about that We don't hear about that as long as

18:20

I the box does double

18:22

as a game Not just cool stuff on the

18:24

back well the back is actually a Illustration

18:26

of what you could do when you have the box and you unfold

18:29

it both of these turn into two different games

18:31

that You can play with the cereal But

18:34

let's talk a little again eat mishmash.com But let's

18:36

talk about some of the unexpected

18:39

things that you run into when you're developing

18:41

a cereal welcome to cereal development 101

18:44

9 a.m

18:46

Sir

18:47

you're already sleeping not

18:50

cool

18:55

We're two professors I was gonna talk but we

18:57

do not have an overhead projector or a lesson plan

18:59

so we may talk over each other fairly regularly I

19:02

can't figure out how to get this smart board to work

19:05

Smart board as link said as

19:08

professor as professor Neil said We

19:11

you know a lot of people who

19:13

are in our position You know make YouTube

19:16

videos and get the opportunity to do other cool

19:18

stuff like make products They

19:21

tend to have companies approach them,

19:23

and then they say things like hey We've got a cereal

19:26

that we've already developed So I would love

19:28

name to call it Rhett and Link cereal or

19:31

mythical cereal or whatever and You

19:33

know us well enough to know that that's not how we

19:35

do things around here at mythical. Yeah, it's

19:38

not fun not fun Really

19:42

you're gonna make it you're hurting Just

19:47

hack it out. Do you need some cereal? Because

19:50

we want to be for that is crunch

19:53

we can just throw some macaroni cereal sounds like

19:55

granola is coming out of your lungs Right now. Oh

19:57

my god. Did you have some water? Go?

20:00

down the wrong pipe. No, I'm

20:02

okay. What happened?

20:05

I

20:07

don't know. To be completely

20:10

honest, I feel like...

20:11

Doubled over.

20:12

Yeah, like something just the spirit

20:14

of the cereal joined my

20:15

body before I was ready. Well, wow.

20:18

You're still crying. If you needed to... You're crying. You're

20:21

just taking a break. You're clearly dying. But

20:24

we got a show to do. Can you

20:27

wait to die? This

20:29

is over? Yeah, hold on. Let me postpone. Okay.

20:33

You might need to just rah! Just,

20:35

you know, rattle the lungs.

20:38

Get the COVID all out here on everybody.

20:40

I did take multiple

20:43

COVID tests, not COVID. I do have

20:45

a little major bronchitis.

20:47

Oh, okay. Okay, so

20:49

you're actually sick. Don't be embarrassed.

20:51

Be proud.

20:53

Not contagious. I have a doctor's

20:54

note on my car. You're now the object

20:56

of all of our ridicule.

21:00

This is our way of caring for you, Jamie.

21:02

I love it. Keep it coming. No, just

21:04

get back

21:04

to cereal, maybe. Pardon

21:07

the interruption. Good God. It's like...

21:10

It sounded sharp when it came up.

21:13

Well, let's move away from the coughing back to the

21:15

cereal. I don't want people to make too much

21:17

of a connection for doing those two things.

21:19

You don't call it crunchy, cut-cough crunch. If you

21:21

hack up our cereal, it tastes just as good as

21:23

second time. So as I was

21:25

saying, class, you

21:28

could just put your name on a cereal. We didn't want to do

21:30

that. We wanted to develop the cereal from

21:32

the ground up. Because that's more fun.

21:34

Yeah. We thought. Well, we

21:37

wanted to innovate. We were kind of like, if

21:39

we're going to do something like this, which

21:41

it makes sense, in one sense, for us to make

21:43

a cereal, we have a morning show going on 12 years.

21:46

You know, a lot of people enjoy their breakfast

21:49

while they watch Good Mythical Morning.

21:51

So it makes sense to develop the cereal. Yeah, proceed with caution

21:53

on that front. Link's a huge cereal guy.

21:55

Oh my God. Each cereal at all times of the day.

21:58

Oh, yeah. I

22:00

highly recommend it. Mostly at night at this

22:02

point, though, in my observation. Mostly

22:04

at night. Usually it's your last meal.

22:07

Yeah. Yep.

22:09

And I had some last night, right

22:12

before I went to bed. So the general idea was to develop

22:14

something that looked like something

22:16

we would have enjoyed as kids, but is something

22:18

that we can enjoy now, and also, I mean, kids

22:21

are gonna like it too, but we developed

22:23

it for ourselves and our taste buds.

22:25

And we tasted a lot of cereal.

22:28

I mean, as it was being developed,

22:31

it would always show

22:33

up in these containers. And

22:36

we actually poured out of this

22:38

container now. I mean, this is not the

22:40

most appetizing of containers. So

22:43

it's like, we're pouring

22:45

little bits in the bowls and we're sitting in

22:48

a conference room tasting

22:50

cereal. Well, sometimes it would show up in bags.

22:52

I'm like, first of all, I was like, I've made

22:54

it. I am

22:57

professionally tasting cereal. Jamie's

22:59

gonna take over. You're just gonna leave. It's

23:01

fine. We're good. We're good.

23:04

Everything's rolling. It's all automatic.

23:06

She's gotta really let it out. Let's

23:09

see if we can hear her.

23:11

Oh, she'll be fine. Hacking up along. She'll

23:13

be fine. We tasted so

23:16

many different types of pasta cereals

23:19

that were custom made just

23:21

for us. Well, the thing is, is that- Big

23:23

pasta. When we had the idea to

23:25

do the macaroni-shaped cereal,

23:29

we didn't know anything about this. They were like,

23:31

well, first of all, the company that

23:33

we were working with wasn't expecting us to

23:36

go so hard and be

23:38

like, we're gonna request a whole new shape

23:40

of cereal. And they were like, well, they have to

23:43

make the machine like

23:45

the extruder that

23:47

then makes the cereal because you're gonna make this

23:49

stuff en masse. Right. And

23:52

that's where the price, it gets pricey

23:54

when you're having to create tooling.

23:57

And there was like questions, do you really wanna do this? And

23:59

we were like, well, yeah. and we're like, yeah, we

24:01

do. Yeah, pasta. So there was

24:03

a cereal. So you'll see

24:05

when you get one of these macaroni-shaped.

24:08

Dump it out. But actually, it's

24:14

actually. These are, this is not

24:16

it. It's not, this is. These are the ones

24:18

that look like dicks. Yeah, yeah, it's funny,

24:21

again, the ones that are coming to you are

24:23

a little bit different than this because this is actually

24:25

just a tasting batch that we had because

24:27

there's so many things. These are the ones that came

24:30

out and then the extruder would

24:32

have a little bit of bulge on the end and

24:34

so they kind of look like a phallus.

24:37

Well, with a little

24:39

ball sack on the end. They taste good. They're very

24:42

good. But the thing I was getting

24:44

at is that these things

24:46

are hollow because we could have

24:48

done them not hollow but we wanted to do them hollow

24:51

because macaroni is hollow. So

24:53

you can literally take these and slurp

24:55

up milk or spit out milk.

24:59

We actually don't have, there's none of the marshmallows

25:02

in this either because not

25:04

only do we taste all types of

25:06

pastas, we tasted all types of marshmallows.

25:10

Big ones, little ones, fluffy ones, crunchy ones,

25:12

all types. And interestingly, so

25:15

the place where the cereal was made,

25:17

and a lot of these facilities are like this, was a kosher facility,

25:20

right? And marshmallows

25:24

are not kosher. But

25:26

something called marbit, I'm

25:29

not 100% sure that we ended up using exactly marbit.

25:32

So when you eat Lucky Charms, a marshmallow

25:34

in Lucky Charms, like a cereal marshmallow,

25:37

is not a regular marshmallow because you've had a regular

25:39

marshmallow in milk, which we tried.

25:42

Yeah, who knew? To see what would happen.

25:44

You do that and see what happens. It's like already

25:46

a little bit mushy. But what you want, if you

25:49

want the crunch of that little marshmallow,

25:52

those marshmallows in Lucky Charms, it's so satisfying.

25:55

It's a totally different thing. To soak up a little bit

25:57

of milk. And that doesn't have to have the gelatin

25:59

in it. that makes it non-kosher. So,

26:02

I don't know, I feel like we learned a whole lot, but we

26:04

tasted like four different types of marshmallows,

26:06

landed on the size, the texture, the

26:08

shape. I do feel like I was living my dream,

26:11

you know? As much as I love

26:14

being a cereal consumer, being

26:16

a cereal developer was,

26:19

I don't know, this is like milestone moment for

26:21

me, especially because the peanut butter and honey

26:24

sandwich was like very dear to my heart. So

26:26

when we started developing what

26:28

that would look and feel like, there was

26:30

this cinnamon toast crunch comparison

26:33

in terms of, okay, well, they use toast

26:36

pieces, or at least it's supposed

26:39

to look like toast. And

26:42

ours looks like a sandwich

26:44

in a different way. But there was one

26:47

iteration, The first iteration. where it was

26:49

literally peanut butter

26:52

and honey On bread. On bread that

26:54

was then chopped up, dehydrated.

26:57

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And

26:59

it's like a crouton almost.

27:01

And we were like, this

27:04

is interesting. It

27:07

tasted incredible, but

27:09

as soon as you put milk on it, it

27:11

turned to what bread turns

27:14

into in milk. It's like when I would go down

27:17

to feed the ducks little pieces

27:19

of bread. And like, if they didn't eat bread

27:21

real quick, then all of a sudden it

27:23

was like a mushy mess.

27:26

And so then the quest became to

27:28

make a piece of cereal that

27:30

actually was a piece

27:32

of cereal that had a consistency that would remain

27:35

crunchy in milk that tasted

27:37

like that dehydrated peanut butter and honey sandwich.

27:40

There's a big difference in consistency

27:42

between these two. They're

27:45

so distinct. What do you mean consistency? Well,

27:48

the peanut butter and honey, is

27:51

that thing will stay

27:54

really, really crunchy. Even when

27:56

we did the crunch test, Yeah. and

27:59

we determined which. most cereals get soggy, and

28:01

it wasn't that the better cereals stayed

28:03

crunchy the longest. I mean, in fact,

28:06

Cinnamon Toast Crunch, which is our number one best

28:08

tasting cereal, and we did our full cereal tournament,

28:11

had a very, very low score in its lasting,

28:14

because it got soggy so quick. So

28:17

we wanted to have a little bit of a spectrum. This

28:20

one, the Peanut Butter and Honey, stays a little bit crunchier.

28:23

The consistency of the Sweet

28:25

Mac and Mellow it

28:27

doesn't stay crunchy as long as that,

28:30

but I kind of feel like it creates a little bit of spectrum.

28:32

I go back and forth between which one is my favorite, consistency-wise.

28:35

Yeah, that's a good sign. So try

28:37

them both out, eatmishmash.com. We're

28:39

very proud of what we've created

28:41

here, and we wanna know what you think.

28:44

Oh, and just so you

28:47

know this, class,

28:51

the Mythical Kitchen sport,

28:54

multiple Mythical employees were also a part

28:57

of the team, in case you think that one

28:59

or both

29:01

of us have weird tastes. Josh

29:04

and the team, it was funny,

29:07

because the way that Josh and Nicole, when

29:09

they tasted the cereal, the things that

29:11

they say about it are like culinarily

29:13

informed, where we're kind of just going

29:16

completely on instinct. That's why

29:18

we got a good team. We're covering our bases. We

29:21

covered a lot of bases, and we reduced certain

29:23

ingredients based

29:25

on feedback, and I don't know,

29:28

we think you're gonna love it. You're

29:30

gonna love one or the other, just like us. All

29:34

right, there's this thing on Twitter

29:37

that's happening that I don't know about. I

29:40

was just told that

29:42

we should talk about the yellow

29:44

pillow debate. Well, because we have

29:46

a little bit of a dog in this fight, or at least we have

29:48

a history with this. So yeah, this is

29:50

the- I've seen the picture. There

29:53

was a Twitter excretion,

29:56

and there was a TikTok.

30:00

video.

30:01

Did you say excretion? Because

30:03

it's called X now. That's

30:05

what a tweet's called now, it's an excretion.

30:09

Oh. Didn't know that either.

30:12

Well, that's not true. It's a joke. Yeah.

30:15

I was almost about to know that. Yeah, yeah,

30:17

yeah. And it's not my joke. I heard it somewhere and

30:20

thought it was funny. Oh. I don't remember

30:22

who said it. Wow. Don't think it

30:24

was worth repeating. Very. Yeah,

30:26

but to me, it's my way of commenting

30:29

on the state of Twitter. Yeah. When

30:31

I call it an excretion, I don't have to go into the details

30:33

of why I think Twitter is an absolute shit show

30:36

now because of one particular person who now owns

30:38

it. I don't have to actually go into that. I

30:40

can just call it an excretion and let it sit.

30:43

But thanks for letting me explain it. Yeah,

30:45

sorry that I made you go through it. And

30:48

since I've broke your concentration,

30:50

let me go a little bit further and say that I can't

30:53

help but notice that your left eye is

30:55

twitching like a mad dog. Oh, right here, right?

30:57

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm

30:59

very angry. Like you're

31:02

about to – it's like you're about to lash out and

31:05

like – Yeah. I don't know, slap

31:07

me or maybe punch yourself in the face multiple

31:09

times and – get it together! Get

31:12

it together! You feared?

31:14

Oh, it was yesterday too? Yeah, and this happens

31:16

to me. It's

31:19

not a Twitch that I can feel. Like

31:22

it doesn't – You don't feel it? Nope,

31:24

not at all. All right, just look at me. I'll tell

31:26

you what. It just happened. It just happened. It's

31:29

right there. You don't have to point it out. I've seen it already.

31:32

Well, I'm not pointing it out. I'm trying to touch it. Well,

31:34

you can – no. Can I feel it if I can feel

31:36

the Twitch from my finger? No. You

31:38

can feel it with your finger. I don't want you to touch my face. Well,

31:40

then you touch your face and see if you can

31:42

feel the Twitch lightly,

31:45

lightly, right there.

31:49

Because if it happens to me, I can feel

31:52

it and it drives me crazy.

31:54

I get that too. That's not what

31:56

this is. In fact, yesterday when I looked into the mirror before

31:58

we shot, I was like, Saw

32:00

it and I was like oh, that's weird. I can my eye

32:02

is twitching, but I can't feel it It's a different muscle

32:04

than it usually is I think it's not It's

32:07

too far away from the eye to feel or something.

32:10

You might need potassium. I

32:12

have lots of potassium

32:13

Well, I had a banana this morning. Well

32:16

then what's wrong?

32:18

Well link the body is very

32:20

complex the human body is there's a

32:22

lot of things going on and sometimes things like

32:24

muscle twitches They call them

32:27

like you know What do you call it when there's

32:29

no origin is called there's

32:32

a medical term for something that is oh Gosh,

32:35

no one's gonna be able to say this like an anomaly

32:38

There is a my father-in-law used to say it

32:40

all the time It's a word for

32:42

when they don't know the source of something and it also doesn't

32:45

matter Idiopathic idiopathic.

32:47

Yeah, it is a it is a twitch of

32:50

idiopathic origin At

32:52

least as far as I know because I'm an idiot. It's a fancy

32:55

way of saying you don't know why Well,

32:58

I'm gonna say that I'm not are you concerned

33:00

for me? Is that what you're saying? Because this has come and gone

33:02

probably a thousand times

33:05

throughout my Life and I'm

33:07

I'm still here and I'm fine I

33:11

was just expressing concern Well,

33:14

when you get a twitch in your eye, do you think something is wrong?

33:17

Yeah, like I don't have enough potassium Maybe

33:19

young well, maybe I need a mother another

33:21

banana after this And

33:23

maybe it'll stop it's not yesterday, you know, you don't

33:25

want to talk about it Well, I'm trying

33:28

to talk about the thing that we were gonna talk about But I had

33:30

to explain why I don't like Twitter and now I have to explain

33:32

why don't like the twitch in my eye I'm

33:34

gonna explain why I don't like twitch the the that

33:37

platform too. I think it's making you testy,

33:40

man You're worried about

33:42

it. Don't we don't worry about it. It's

33:44

okay. I better to just go away It's

33:46

happened to you a lot and it just goes away That's

33:50

where I was before that's where I was before

33:52

you mentioned it I mean, it's a it's

33:54

a relatively unstructured show the

33:56

fact that like every time you look at me your eye

33:58

looks like he's about to well don't look at me Look at

34:00

me. Look at this eye. Out of your skull,

34:03

as a concerned friend, I just wanted

34:05

to point it out. Can you look at this eye? So I'm just

34:07

not going to, I'm not gonna take

34:10

the L on this one, you know? I'm just,

34:12

did you know about it? No one has to take an

34:14

L. I'm saying I saw it,

34:16

but then you wanted to touch it, which

34:18

is a little intrusive. But I did want

34:20

you to touch it. I asked permission. And I did touch

34:22

it. And then I said, I think

34:25

I'm okay. Did you feel it? I didn't

34:27

feel it.

34:29

I think you might not feel like you're okay, and

34:31

I'm making it worse.

34:33

Forget I brought it up. I feel

34:35

like I'm being gaslit. Yeah,

34:38

it's hard to know what that means.

34:43

Okay. Well, would

34:45

you like me to explain what gaslit means? No. See

34:49

the last five minutes of the video. Okay,

34:53

would you like me to talk about the yellow pillows?

34:56

Tell me about the yellow. Okay, so this

34:59

was both a tweet and a TikTok.

35:03

And maybe people have stopped talking

35:05

about it by the time you're listening to this, but most

35:08

of you probably don't know about it. What

35:10

did the tweet say? The tweet

35:13

said, basically, finally showed

35:15

my girlfriend the yellow

35:19

pillow. Girlfriend

35:21

is mad at me because I have revealed to her the yellow

35:23

pillow. And as well as I'm sure you all know that

35:25

this thing is magic. There's

35:28

no pillowcase on it. Well,

35:31

I assume that there is a pillowcase normally.

35:34

So I think that's what he did was like, he was taking the pillowcase

35:36

off and he showed it to his girlfriend. And

35:40

it's disturbingly stained

35:43

is what I would call it. Stained with,

35:47

it's like a tartar color. So-

35:50

It's a white pillow, but not anymore.

35:52

Interesting, so when you see

35:54

this, you don't immediately

35:57

like have, you don't, I mean, I've never had a pillow.

36:00

the shell. Let me start there. But you've

36:02

never had a pillow with any yellow on it?

36:06

Not that I've noticed,

36:08

no. I mean, when I went to like my

36:11

grandparent's house, even as a kid, and

36:13

looked at that, they had some old ass pillows

36:16

and like I would notice that they

36:18

were very yellowed. It's

36:22

like a smoker slept on them. So

36:26

it's, you know, it's a combination of sweat,

36:29

skin cells, some

36:31

people say dust mites, body

36:34

oil, oil, lots

36:36

of oil. Yeah, for sure. So

36:39

I, you

36:41

know, I have a wonderful wife

36:44

who noticed

36:47

pretty early on in our marriage that

36:51

my side of the bed,

36:54

both the pillow and the sheets, and

36:57

if we get like brand new sheets after

37:00

a certain number of months,

37:05

maybe weeks, you could tell

37:07

which side I was sleeping on. Like the

37:09

Shroud of Turin? Because,

37:11

yep, just like the Shroud of Turin, because

37:13

I am an oily man. You know, I have

37:16

oily skin. My kids have oily skin, so the same

37:18

thing happens with them. It's like, it's not sweat.

37:20

I don't sweat when I sleep. Like I don't have a sweating

37:22

thing. Okay. It's just, you

37:25

know, my, you see my face is oily.

37:28

My whole body is oily. And

37:30

so it like,

37:33

and I probably should sleep, probably should sleep

37:35

with a t-shirt, but I don't. It would probably help,

37:37

but it's just like, I'm like, ah, whatever. So. Because

37:42

your bed, do what you want. I can relate to

37:44

that part of it, but

37:47

do you consider it magic? No,

37:49

I consider it nasty. And also,

37:51

yeah, I don't understand

37:54

what the, because

37:57

it's yellow because of the shit

37:59

that came off of your body and went into it. It

38:01

doesn't make it better, it makes it worse, like

38:04

objectively worse. Maybe he feels like it's

38:06

seasoned. Like for

38:08

a pillow to have gotten that yellow,

38:11

he's had it a while, I think

38:13

there's a magical quality to it being completely

38:16

broken in and he's totally

38:18

accustomed to it. And

38:21

so maybe that's, it's an indication

38:23

of a magic that's not directly

38:25

related to the oil. I don't like

38:27

a pillow that has lost its structure

38:30

either. Well, you know me and

38:32

my pillow, I have like a torture

38:35

pillow. It's a cylinder

38:38

torture pillow stuffed with seed

38:41

husks. Yeah,

38:43

you're in a different place with your pillow right now. But

38:45

I did buy a cover for it after

38:48

using it for a while because

38:51

I realized there's probably

38:54

some stuff seeping into there. There was,

38:56

because of this, there were a number of articles written,

39:00

experts were like, this is, it's actually bad

39:02

for you, it's bad for your respiratory system. Like when your

39:04

pillow has that much stuff on it, you

39:06

need to get rid of it, which brought me back to

39:11

My Favorite Pillow, the song

39:13

that we wrote in 2008. Which

39:16

has nothing to do with the My Pillow

39:18

guy. Definitely not.

39:20

Like it preceded him and it had not,

39:23

My Favorite Pillow is just the name of a song.

39:25

It was sleepbetter.org. Yeah,

39:30

they were selling mattresses and pillows

39:33

and they wanted to sponsor a video. And that was back

39:35

when we were, we said, okay, tell

39:38

us what you do. They said, well, it's

39:40

mattress and pillows, but it's also a website where

39:42

you can get educated on

39:45

these things. That's why it was like a.org. So

39:47

it's like education portal to

39:49

selling a mattress. Our whole song,

39:52

My Favorite Pillow, if you listen to the

39:54

lyrics, the entire song is

39:56

about this concept that this excretion

39:58

is about. Yeah, and it is designed

40:01

to gross you out enough to buy a new you

40:03

all the all the things that are in your

40:05

Pillow your favorite pillow. Well, you

40:08

need to get a new one because it's actually bad for

40:10

you I don't remember all the lyrics but we did dust mites.

40:12

We did dust mite poo we did

40:15

we use skin cells. Yeah And

40:18

I think they did recommend every six months,

40:20

but of course, I mean they're it was kind of a fear

40:22

campaign pillows Let's be real We

40:25

were part of a fear campaign. We also

40:27

got them to ship us a tractor trailer

40:29

load of their pillows 600 of them and Yeah,

40:33

it came in a tractor trailer. Yeah, and

40:35

then we we made a pile of them We jumped

40:38

off the roof of our studio backwards

40:40

and forwards 600 pillows

40:43

It wasn't the greatest song but it was the

40:45

greatest video because it was all in reverse.

40:47

Yeah. Well, we threw a lot at that Oh

40:50

Yeah, it was

40:52

a different time yeah, there's a different

40:54

time I

40:56

wonder asleep better org is still around. I

40:58

bet you I bet you they're thriving I'm

41:01

sure they're still riding that that wave

41:03

of Rhett and Link video if they are

41:05

no, they are. Okay Well that you know

41:07

what they go there for all your you know Used

41:10

to be a spot used to be a sponsor. We don't have to say not

41:12

a sponsor. There you go Yeah,

41:15

so I can relate to it, but I

41:17

do not let things get to that point I love the

41:19

fact that somebody tweeted a like

41:22

a picture of

41:24

their pillow and then they were like Doctors

41:28

and Specialists writing

41:31

articles in response to it. It's the

41:33

internet machine world we live in man. Well,

41:35

but beautiful. Here's the thing We

41:38

can believe the best about These

41:40

doctors and I do believe the best about doctors

41:43

and experts. Mm-hmm, but really

41:47

Everyone who's putting any kind of content

41:49

on the internet is looking for a reason for

41:51

somebody to click on it So when somebody makes a

41:53

big deal about the yellow pillow, yeah

41:56

Oh, okay. I can jump on this and I can offer my

41:58

little piece about it Still

42:01

about the clicks man. Yeah I'm just

42:03

saying the tweeter, the excrementor

42:07

or whatever you want to call him, he

42:09

didn't know that was going to happen. No.

42:13

I think that that's a cool phenomenon.

42:17

And hopefully you got a new pillow out of it. I

42:20

mean he's probably catching hell about it. I mean

42:22

I talked about how I don't wash my

42:25

legs every time I take a shower and I

42:27

got to call hell for that. Good.

42:32

I feel guilty if I skip leg day. That's

42:35

what I call leg day. I'm going to wash

42:37

my legs. This

42:39

is as close as I get to leg day. But is leg day every

42:41

day? The leg day is supposed to be every day. Supposed

42:44

to be. But there have been days,

42:46

well I got a new loofah that

42:49

doesn't hold as much suds so by the time I get

42:51

to my legs I'm out of suds because

42:54

I got a silicone loofah.

42:57

And jury's still out on whether I like it or not but

42:59

I think I do. I

43:01

got it because I got

43:04

annoyed with the amount of time it took for

43:06

me to squeeze all or

43:09

as much as I could the suds

43:11

out of the loofah when I was done with it. And

43:14

that was adding time to my shower that

43:17

was annoying to me. And

43:19

so I'd been advertised some silicone

43:22

fancy schmancy loofahs. I

43:24

was like I'm going to try one of those because they can be rinsed

43:27

quickly. What about the actual

43:29

plant loofah? You've never dealt with this? I

43:33

don't feel like it's a great performer. It's

43:37

very scratchy and

43:40

it's not that permeable so

43:42

it doesn't actually have a lot of suds.

43:45

Thanks for asking. I've

43:48

definitely thought about all of this.

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45:40

Let's get to another one. Should

45:43

we talk about my fanny pack? I mean,

45:45

I know I've rubbed it the wrong way. This is a chance for you

45:47

to just let me have it. You

45:50

talking about your fanny pack is really going to make me... It's

45:52

really going to help. Right.

45:55

You've had enough of me today? No, no. I'm

45:58

happy about your fanny pack. It's very... Here's

46:00

the thing, your wife has

46:03

confided in my wife about

46:10

how often you lose things, right?

46:12

There was a point of concern. I

46:17

have geotags on a lot of my

46:19

most important things now. And so I

46:21

think given the fact...

46:24

And I wouldn't say that I'll lose them, I would say I'll misplace

46:26

them because I always find

46:28

them. And it was where I had placed it and

46:30

I'd just forgotten that I had placed it there. And

46:33

I think that's what she's really concerned about. Not

46:35

that I lose things, I forget where I placed

46:37

them. It's not just misplacing, but

46:41

it isn't uncommon for us to arrive at a

46:44

place where an ID is required

46:46

and you don't have your wallet. That

46:49

happens 40% of the time that we show up a place where an

46:52

ID is required. There you go. I don't like

46:54

carrying my wallet in my

46:57

pants pocket because

46:59

when I sit down, then I have to move

47:01

it to the front pocket. And when I

47:03

stand up, I have to move it to the back pocket because I don't like

47:05

how it looks in the front pocket. And

47:08

yes, it's a low profile, thin wallet,

47:11

but it's still more than a wallet

47:14

I have on the other ass cheek. So they're

47:16

not level and it

47:19

bothers me. So you know what I do? I

47:21

don't carry my wallet. I leave it in my car. Who

47:24

needs it? I leave it in my car a lot

47:26

of times. That's smart. And

47:28

I didn't say it was smart. I just say I did it.

47:31

And I'm not saying any of this is smart. I'm just saying

47:34

it's smart. But given the situation

47:36

that we find ourselves in. Losing my keys.

47:39

But also you

47:41

need more things than the average man

47:44

that I have associated with in my

47:47

life. I'm

47:49

in touch with what I like

47:51

to have. With

47:53

me. Okay. And

47:57

I'm a self-pres. I like to have things that

47:59

optimize. my experience and

48:01

without it

48:04

having a negative impact on anybody else. Right.

48:08

So that is one of my questions is like is

48:10

the fact that I am I'm in a test

48:13

period with what

48:16

I'm gonna unabashedly call a fanny pack.

48:19

Here it is right here. It's

48:22

got a llama on it. It's not a sponsor but

48:24

uh I was you

48:27

know for a trip coming up I was looking for some bags

48:29

and boy why. I

48:32

finally started to get like my

48:36

mother-in-law has an obsession with purses

48:40

and I started to feel a connection to

48:42

her when I started looking at all these bags

48:44

on the internet. Just bags of all sizes

48:47

that drape in all types of places all

48:49

over your body that hold all types of things and

48:51

they're super specialized and awesome

48:54

and there's stories to go along with it. And

48:57

so here I am in this world of bags

49:00

putting bags in bags and all types of bags

49:02

in my cart. So what do you have in

49:04

this bag? Well I will say

49:06

that I bought another fanny pack

49:10

that became the dog walking

49:12

fanny pack. It's got

49:14

room for all

49:17

the dog walking stuff and it's

49:19

all there and I strap on the fanny

49:21

pack and it's got the treats and

49:23

it's got the poop

49:26

bag and it's got a water bottle

49:29

holder that I used to actually hold the

49:32

full poop bags of which

49:34

I had three this morning. Give me a freaking break.

49:37

But this is my daily

49:40

life links

49:42

self-preservation bag. Okay

49:45

so let's open it up. If you pull this right

49:47

here it turns into

49:49

one of those rafts that goes

49:51

into the ocean that has a rooftop

49:54

on it and I can stay in it

49:56

for like a

49:59

couple weeks.

49:59

There's a

50:02

number of, well, you know, first of all,

50:04

there's, I mean, there's

50:06

the obvious. I've got, you know, got

50:08

my wallet here. And

50:11

next to my wallet, lip balm. I

50:13

mean, I can't tell you the amount of times that I've been

50:16

somewhere and I've just needed lip balm and I haven't

50:18

had it. Of course, I have my keys on

50:21

a, they're on a thing that

50:23

they can never fall out. And

50:26

then I have my headphones,

50:29

my AirPods here, right down

50:31

there. I have a

50:33

Geo tracker. When I

50:35

lose all of this, inevitably, it's tracked.

50:38

I also have one of those on the

50:40

keys. I also have one of those in

50:42

the wallet. So now I don't,

50:45

if any of it falls out, I can track it independently.

50:48

I've got some almonds. Might need

50:50

some nuts. And

50:54

in here, let's see, where

50:56

should I go next? There's so many openings. That's part

50:58

of the fun of this thing. Sunglasses.

51:02

Like, these right here, it's always

51:04

nice to have a pair of sunglasses that I

51:07

can also read with. These

51:09

are reading slash sunglasses. I

51:11

can't drive with them because they make me sick. But

51:15

I've got those in here. I mean,

51:18

I can't tell you how many times you might need that. Sometimes,

51:21

usually I'll have my phone in this part of it. I'm experimenting

51:24

with even keeping my phone in here. How do you know

51:26

if the phone's ringing? My phone

51:30

doesn't, it runs in a ring.

51:31

If it rings, I don't answer it. That's not what I do with

51:33

my phone. Okay, so that's

51:35

why you never answer the phone or text? I'll

51:39

text sometimes, but it's usually

51:41

on do not disturb. I know you said that.

51:44

Here, I added you to the exception

51:47

to do not disturb so that I wouldn't annoy

51:49

you anymore by not trying

51:50

to be undisturbed. I

51:54

let you break through every time. And

51:56

you woke me up from a couple of naps, so I

51:59

put you back on the...

52:01

Do not call it. There's a 74% chance

52:05

that if I text him during the weekend, he will

52:07

be napping. I know I'm not easy to

52:09

live with, but it's all about boundaries.

52:12

With where I stop and you start. You

52:15

know? Okay. Here's my backup

52:18

pair. I will not start carrying a fanny pack just

52:20

in case you're wondering. A backup pair

52:22

of headphones. Even if you

52:24

stop, I won't start. I really don't need these in

52:26

there. They're in there because it

52:30

makes me feel more secure. If I'm

52:32

on a plane, you gotta have

52:35

headphones that plug in. Very

52:37

important. I have medication. This

52:41

is Herpes Breakout Medication. Just

52:43

in case. If I

52:45

feel like, if I can feel one coming

52:48

on, I break out one of these

52:50

pills. They're beautiful pills. These

52:53

are some of the most beautiful drugs I've ever taken. Looks

52:56

like Legos. I mean, look at that.

52:58

Those are... Can you see it? Herpes

53:01

pills are the most beautiful drug I've

53:03

ever taken. They're like a

53:05

deep blue. Almost

53:08

a little like a vitamin. But it looks fake. They look

53:10

fake. It looks fake. And they're so huge.

53:13

It might just be plastic and you just shit them right out. I

53:15

don't know if that's unaltered. I take

53:17

two of them at a time, too. I

53:19

only need those like once a quarter.

53:22

I'm not piercing that they're in the fanny pack. But keep

53:24

going. I'm building a list of questions. The

53:26

moment that you sense that

53:28

you have a cold sore breakout is

53:30

the moment you need to take this. And you can't be

53:32

like, oh, it's at home. Well, I gotta

53:35

get home now. I'm actually gonna start carrying

53:37

caffeine pills in here, too. Great. That

53:40

way, I'm not... I'm

53:42

not gonna insist on, hey guys, I

53:44

know we're doing something else, but can we stop

53:47

what we're doing so I can

53:49

go get a coffee? Like, I

53:52

don't want to be that guy, so caffeine

53:54

pills. Okay. I

53:57

have this spray bottle

53:59

to clean...

53:59

my glasses and a couple of these glasses

54:02

ready cleaners and You

54:05

know, I went out with my friends the other night. It was the first

54:08

time I took this thing out in public and

54:10

to stave off the

54:13

potential ridicule and

54:15

puzzlement I

54:18

Offered to clean everyone's sunglasses

54:20

in the uber. Oh, that was sweet of you. And

54:22

you know what I was I

54:24

was the hero Here's

54:27

some pain reliever USB

54:32

here is a another

54:34

thing a lip balm Which is

54:36

just my eyes the classic You

54:40

know, it seems a bit bottomless to be honest

54:42

with you one band-aid You

54:44

don't know you don't need more than one at a time And

54:48

then of course, you know back

54:51

here

54:52

I've got a

54:54

couple of pictures like a couple of

54:56

pictures of my family. Yep. Great and

54:58

then I have stack

55:01

of fluorescent Post-it notes and well

55:05

a pin and You

55:07

can't take notes on your phone, of course and then Well,

55:11

maybe if I need to leave a note like sorry

55:13

I dinged your car Yeah.

55:16

Well, you're very prepared and

55:18

a highlighter and

55:22

There you have it and you know what and I'm

55:24

and I don't wear it I don't wear it Like

55:27

a fanny pack. I wear it As

55:30

a sling pack, I think that's what I felt

55:33

comfortable doing is just wearing it

55:36

over my Over my

55:38

shoulder, you know This

55:41

is acceptable. I mean look

55:43

I'm just I'm just a guy walking around a guy.

55:45

I'm just walking around with a With

55:48

a pack. Maybe maybe maybe I'm a

55:50

photographer. Maybe maybe camera in here.

55:52

Okay, I have a just not just a few observations

55:55

I'm not you know, I'm not gonna take any cheap shots You

56:01

Okay, just one thing, just so you should be

56:03

prepared. I'm not gonna make fun of you for this, but

56:05

I do want you to know that if you ever have

56:07

a spontaneous rap battle

56:10

break out and you're on one side of it, this

56:12

will be the focus of all

56:14

your takedowns. Everything

56:16

the person raps about will be related to your

56:18

fanny pack. Just so you

56:20

understand that, and the crowd will go wild every

56:22

time the guy comes back to fanny pack. Right, he

56:25

might. It's too easy. You think you might use the term

56:27

man purse? It's too easy of a target. I'm

56:29

not gonna stoop to that level. I wouldn't do that. Thank

56:31

you. Nothing has these

56:34

sense things on the side that like, it's

56:37

expandable, but also it's contractable.

56:39

Yeah, I mean, because you might need even more things in there.

56:45

Questions, legitimate questions. Sure,

56:48

yeah, I'm an open book. Um...

56:55

So,

56:56

essentially, if you're committing

56:58

to wearing a bag at all

57:00

times, okay, which

57:03

is, again,

57:06

approximately half of the population

57:08

already does this, right, probably,

57:10

right? Right, but a lot of guys

57:13

are starting to carry. And a lot of women don't.

57:15

Little bags. Stevie doesn't carry a purse,

57:17

never has. Never seen her with a bag of

57:20

any kind. But

57:24

people who carry bags at

57:27

all times, they

57:30

can't carry one bag all the time. You have

57:32

to have multiple bags because it

57:34

has to compliment what you're

57:36

wearing. Oh, no. Does it not? Well,

57:39

yeah, I kinda thought that, you

57:41

know, it's khaki. I thought it was pretty versatile.

57:44

I'm not saying it's not versatile. The last thing I'm gonna do

57:46

is start transferring everything from

57:48

my bag

57:50

to another bag depending on what it

57:52

needs to match. So, okay,

57:55

but I think that maybe, and this is something

57:58

that the difference between a self-pres person... I

58:01

thought about getting a totally black one. The

58:03

difference between a self-pressed person and a non-self-pressed

58:06

person, I think lip balm is

58:08

actually a microcosm

58:10

by which you can map

58:13

a lot of things. Are

58:15

there times when I could use

58:17

lip balm? Well, of course. I

58:19

have lips. And

58:22

I don't think that my lips are substantially

58:24

different than your lips. Well,

58:27

I think they are. Well,

58:30

I think that my guess

58:32

is— Yours on a herpes factory. Okay,

58:35

right, right, right. But let's take the herpes out.

58:37

Let's throw the blue pill out for a second. Well,

58:40

the lip balm is like a preventative measure.

58:43

I'm not trying to make a sob

58:45

story here, but like— Okay, so that's why you use

58:47

lip balm. I also

58:49

really like it. But

58:52

what I'm saying is that self-pressed—lip

58:54

balm is a common thing that self-pressed people

58:57

have because there are probably—there's

58:59

probably a not insignificant percentage of the

59:02

time in which I could use lip balm.

59:04

Like if you look at my lips and you're like, you know,

59:06

you could—like if I'm getting—if Anna

59:09

is doing makeup for us for something—we don't

59:11

do makeup for GMM. We

59:13

don't have somebody who does it for us, but we used to. And

59:16

like when we shoot things that are different, like

59:18

when we have somebody, they always offer

59:21

lip balm.

59:23

Sometimes I say okay, but then sometimes I'm

59:25

like no, because I do—at

59:27

least maybe I'm wrong about this, but my perception of lip

59:30

balm is that once you start using lip balm, you kind

59:32

of need to keep using lip balm because

59:34

your lips are kind of expecting the balm,

59:37

right? Maybe. Whether I'm

59:39

right or wrong, that's just kind of—that's my operating

59:41

philosophy. So if you take lip

59:43

balm and you map it onto,

59:45

I might need this and

59:48

therefore I should have it. That

59:51

self-pres, and so you end up with a fanny pack.

59:54

And then the other half of the population is like I

59:56

might need it, but I probably won't,

59:59

so I'd rather not have it. And I'd rather just

1:00:01

have the things that I need which is my wallet

1:00:03

which has ID credit cards and

1:00:06

my phone I don't carry keys Because

1:00:09

my car doesn't require a key

1:00:12

What about house key? Okay, so

1:00:15

there's a number of things that you have in your bag

1:00:17

that I keep in my backpack Which

1:00:20

I have with me basically anytime I go

1:00:22

out to work or

1:00:24

I travel Yeah, right.

1:00:27

I did take this on a date So

1:00:29

that was my next question is like, okay, so you've got the

1:00:31

question. I did ask first I was

1:00:33

like it was a casual date

1:00:36

if I was really dressed up.

1:00:38

We're going somewhere nice. I would not have done this But

1:00:40

so that's my second. That was my next question is like

1:00:44

You know the the average woman

1:00:46

who gets dressed up and has a purse

1:00:48

with her that purse is a

1:00:50

fashion statement Sometimes the biggest fashion

1:00:52

statement that she's making. Yeah

1:00:55

at a formal event, right? Right

1:00:58

and so I'm assuming

1:01:00

that you're not gonna carry bags

1:01:02

to formal events or like when you get

1:01:05

dressed up and you go but maybe Maybe though,

1:01:07

but are you opening the door to that? I think

1:01:09

I must be because in those

1:01:11

situations I'm still like Christy. Can

1:01:13

you put my sunglasses in your in

1:01:16

your bag and This

1:01:18

lip balm and can you carry the keys

1:01:21

and by that point? So

1:01:23

whether she can't fit anything in her bag she's

1:01:25

just carrying a bag for me and at that point

1:01:27

you have but I think the thing that For

1:01:30

me is like I don't want to have a I

1:01:32

just don't want to have to think about a bag In

1:01:35

those scenarios. I'd rather not be responsible

1:01:38

for a bag Because

1:01:40

uh-huh if you lose that bag

1:01:43

you lose everything. Yeah, and that's

1:01:45

a scary. Have you thought about that? I'm

1:01:48

not saying you shouldn't do this. I'm just saying yeah,

1:01:50

am I gonna lose the whole bag? These are the reasons

1:01:52

that I'll never the first reason I'll never

1:01:54

get to the point is because I Honestly,

1:01:57

don't find myself needing anything besides these two

1:01:59

things and the things that I have in my bag. When I travel,

1:02:02

I've got the same exact two pairs of headphones that

1:02:04

you have. I've got Avville

1:02:06

in case I get a headache. I got all that stuff

1:02:08

in my travel bag. There's a lot of stuff that I didn't

1:02:10

need. I could've gotten a smaller

1:02:12

bag. But since the bag was so big,

1:02:14

I cleaned out my laptop

1:02:17

bag and I put everything in it.

1:02:19

That's why there's like Post-It notes in here. This

1:02:21

is like, it's just a thing. It's also coinciding

1:02:23

with- It's filling the space I have. It's coinciding with another

1:02:25

thing that you've been pushing for, which

1:02:27

is complete dismissal

1:02:30

of the laptop. Yes. That's

1:02:33

my goal, is to never open

1:02:36

a laptop. So this is why you don't answer

1:02:38

or send emails. Well, I'm just not good

1:02:40

at it. It's not my strength.

1:02:44

So I'm like, I hate it.

1:02:46

I absolutely hate it. Like, I

1:02:49

cannot stand- But they're much harder

1:02:51

to send on a phone. Writing communications.

1:02:55

I don't- Like, you know, come over it. So

1:02:57

here's the thing. Text and

1:02:59

Slack and email, I

1:03:03

do all three of those primarily

1:03:05

on my laptop. So-

1:03:09

Yeah. Because I don't like, I just don't, I

1:03:11

don't like summoning it, man. It's, you know, there's

1:03:13

too many typos. I think I might be going audio only. There's

1:03:17

a lot of people who do that. You know, people

1:03:20

are doing that. We

1:03:22

have a friend who only- Only sends audio. Audio

1:03:24

messages.

1:03:25

A couple actually.

1:03:27

And I'm like, maybe this is my future. I'm

1:03:30

an audio message guy, you

1:03:32

know? I get worried about the crafting of

1:03:35

the message. Oh, I want to

1:03:37

say that a little bit differently. Yeah, I haven't started

1:03:39

to do it yet. I'm quite the verbal processor.

1:03:42

So then you want to be doing a couple and then only sending

1:03:44

the last one. So the lack of need

1:03:47

to begin with, but then the two

1:03:49

things for me is like

1:03:52

having to worry about a bag from

1:03:55

a fashion standpoint.

1:03:58

And also- I've got a bag

1:04:00

with me now. Those two things are just for the

1:04:03

bagging me for doing it.

1:04:05

Yeah.

1:04:07

It's an experiment at this point, but

1:04:09

I've decided to fully commit to it, and

1:04:12

then we'll see where it goes. I

1:04:15

would say that it's beneficial to have a friend

1:04:19

who has a bag, so

1:04:22

I would just, my only request is that I

1:04:24

might have some things I need you to put in the bag. Yeah.

1:04:27

I have to get rid of some

1:04:29

post-it notes. Well, it's expandable. I

1:04:32

mean, you already made the point it's expandable. Yeah,

1:04:34

I had a full water bottle in it yesterday,

1:04:37

too. So sure, sure.

1:04:40

But again, I'm not going to make fun of you, but

1:04:42

I will let you know that a street

1:04:46

freestyle rapper would crucify

1:04:48

you for that. I wouldn't

1:04:50

get into any rap battles. I close-minded rappers. You

1:04:54

sense a rap battle coming on? Toss

1:05:00

the fanny pack as far away from you as possible. At

1:05:02

that point, it doesn't matter who ends up with it, where

1:05:04

your stuff is, you don't want to get completely burned

1:05:06

in a rap battle. Yeah. I'm

1:05:09

probably then taking my shirt off, too. Just

1:05:12

to like add a little whimsy to it.

1:05:14

Okay. How far is this guy going to go? I don't want to

1:05:16

give it. Don't give them on their heels. Don't give

1:05:19

them more material.

1:05:21

I will say for people watching this, you could

1:05:23

see your bag. There's going to be comments

1:05:25

of people saying that it's a crossbody

1:05:28

bag. It's a crossbody

1:05:28

bag. Yeah. Because

1:05:30

I'm holding it cross-bodied.

1:05:31

But it can be fanny. There's quite a few rappers who

1:05:34

embrace crossbody bags. Thank

1:05:36

you, Jenna. Yeah, A$AP Rocky.

1:05:39

I've seen

1:05:39

him. But not freestyles. Not freestyle rappers.

1:05:42

She's right. Let her finish. He only senses

1:05:44

a freestyle rapper. Let her finish. I think he's into

1:05:46

freestyle. Right. If you had a freestyle

1:05:48

rap, he would drop the bag. I'm just telling you.

1:05:51

You don't want to fumble the bag. They also wear

1:05:53

chains, which... Those

1:05:56

are good to have. You might need to add a chain. completely

1:06:00

offset it. Speaking of anything else, you

1:06:07

know, it's the future.

1:06:10

I think it could be the future for

1:06:12

all people to

1:06:14

have a bag.

1:06:15

Is it nice to have a bag with everything you

1:06:17

need?

1:06:17

Why is it that only women

1:06:19

can have bags? Well, you

1:06:22

know, idly speaking. Well,

1:06:24

because women didn't have pockets

1:06:27

for so long because women couldn't have possessions.

1:06:29

So women's clothing

1:06:32

never

1:06:32

had pockets because we weren't

1:06:34

allowed to have possessions. So

1:06:36

like then purses came in because well,

1:06:39

you can't give women pockets because then

1:06:41

what are they gonna do?

1:06:44

It'll mess up the silhouette.

1:06:45

No, we love

1:06:47

pockets. It's just too many

1:06:49

men make garments.

1:06:53

But I hate pockets. See,

1:06:56

and if you hate pockets, then perfect.

1:06:58

Pockets are for hands when hands are cold.

1:07:01

And if you have like utility pants,

1:07:04

I do have pants with lots of pockets. You

1:07:06

do. But then I don't like to put things in them.

1:07:09

Because then when they're like I get like leg

1:07:11

flap and I don't know.

1:07:13

This is so much better. This is so much better.

1:07:16

So okay point taken pocketbooks

1:07:19

as I call them.

1:07:20

I don't

1:07:21

know why I call them. Well, you think

1:07:24

about someone in a dress. Pocketbooks are-

1:07:26

No place to put anything. You know, you gotta

1:07:28

have a bag. You might have got an airport.

1:07:29

Our fingers have evolved

1:07:32

to be able to carry much

1:07:34

more than we possibly

1:07:35

could in one hand. And I will say

1:07:38

also traditionally

1:07:41

women are, you know,

1:07:43

more often than not and traditionally women are wearing

1:07:45

makeup, men are not. And so you've got

1:07:47

you've got some makeup for touch-ups and stuff.

1:07:50

You've got feminine products a lot of

1:07:52

times. There's more things traditionally

1:07:54

that you would need to have with you and then you don't

1:07:57

have pockets. Taser. Yeah, whole

1:07:59

gamut. So, that

1:08:02

kind of makes sense. Listen,

1:08:04

I'm not against a man purse, and I have considered

1:08:07

a man purse as my laptop bag. But

1:08:10

my- Oh, like a shoulder bag?

1:08:12

Yeah, but my thinking is, everything

1:08:16

that you have in your fanny bag, I have in my laptop

1:08:18

bag, and I'm actually leaning into

1:08:20

laptop right now. I'm doing much less

1:08:22

phone and more laptop. See,

1:08:24

the thing for me is like, that scramble

1:08:27

to grab everything and make sure you have it all,

1:08:29

I don't have that problem anymore. I

1:08:32

just grab the one thing, and I know that everything's

1:08:34

in it, because everything's always in it. And now

1:08:36

I always have my wallet with me. I

1:08:38

always have everything that I should have had

1:08:41

with me, but I didn't because I didn't take the time.

1:08:43

Okay, the keys go in the front pocket, the

1:08:45

wallet goes in the back pocket, phone goes in the other

1:08:47

pocket, maybe I'll throw in the lip balm in the pocket,

1:08:50

and then, oh, where am I posting?

1:08:52

I'm just gonna go. You

1:08:54

know, it's like, I've knocked five,

1:08:59

sometimes 15 minutes if I have to start

1:09:01

searching for something. Something that's

1:09:03

not been lost in place. Off every morning, yeah. It's

1:09:06

all there, pick it up, go. It's

1:09:08

a go bag. The big question is the is

1:09:10

gonna be the ID, because if you've

1:09:12

got your wallet in there, because

1:09:17

you're probably not gonna take that too, usually the

1:09:19

place where you don't have your ID is when we go to

1:09:21

some sort of event where we're dressed

1:09:23

up in like a fancy way. Yeah, I know,

1:09:26

I'll figure it out. That's the only question. The

1:09:30

ID should be on the phone, I mean, it really

1:09:32

should. It just should be a thing.

1:09:35

Yeah. I mean, just like your

1:09:37

credit card is now in your phone, your

1:09:40

ID, your real ID should

1:09:42

be in your phone. You could also just get

1:09:44

one of those cases that just has a slip for your ID.

1:09:49

Yeah, but where? Not like all your credit cards. Where's the lip balm

1:09:51

gonna go? On the side and holster.

1:09:55

Maybe you could do everything that you've got going on

1:09:57

there just on a phone with a holster. I

1:10:01

bought this for travel and then I

1:10:03

backed into everyday use so

1:10:06

we'll see how I give you a much shorter fashion

1:10:08

update As I continue to

1:10:10

experiment my you know my experimentation

1:10:13

is being is loafers at this point so that's

1:10:15

I'm not doing fanny pack, but I am doing loafers

1:10:17

and And I can't do

1:10:19

that so there you guys that's where you you

1:10:22

can do and I start you

1:10:24

can do it if you want Why don't you think you can

1:10:26

I already told you? You're

1:10:29

not gonna do it because I did it no, but you

1:10:31

just don't think you can do it Yeah, it's not

1:10:34

okay. It won't work for me because if I decide to get

1:10:36

a fanny pack it What

1:10:38

I'm saying will if I get a fanny pack

1:10:40

everyone will Like I don't think you

1:10:42

haven't boxed me out of fanny pack. I don't think because

1:10:45

two men with two fanny packs Could

1:10:48

be an unstoppable force In

1:10:50

fact if a rap battle started

1:10:53

coming to my side here's a long over here's

1:10:55

the thing you could keep your loafers in the Pack

1:10:58

well I'm gonna tell you about something that goes in loafers

1:11:00

that I could keep in there if a rap battle

1:11:02

starts in the two of Us are

1:11:05

on one side of the rap battle We

1:11:08

both keep the fanny packs because if we have power

1:11:10

in numbers and we can use when every time

1:11:12

that pair That's arguing

1:11:15

that's rapping against us Tries

1:11:17

to do over fanny pack line we use it against

1:11:19

them It's harder to do by yourself

1:11:21

is all I'm saying okay Yeah, so as

1:11:24

you know the loafers that I got the first time had that mock

1:11:26

toe I wanted to get another pair that

1:11:29

Had more of a traditional profile You've

1:11:33

done it So I got these and

1:11:35

I wore these for a couple of days

1:11:37

to break them in I enjoyed

1:11:39

them quite thoroughly I did notice

1:11:41

because they did not have the mock toe that

1:11:44

they were not as comfortable as the as

1:11:46

the other ones I don't what is tell

1:11:48

me what a mock toe is again. I've heard that called

1:11:51

it's short for moccasin Oh, you

1:11:53

know where it's like basically like and I may be

1:11:55

using it wrong But it's basically like when there's a wall

1:11:58

It goes straight up, and then there's There's a knit that

1:12:00

goes around and it gives

1:12:02

more room for the toes, vertical likely

1:12:05

to scrape and stuff. But

1:12:08

the thing about this one is that it had this

1:12:10

leather insole and I was like, basically a loafer

1:12:13

but it's a boot. Looks

1:12:18

like the start of a boot. It's

1:12:20

the start of a boot. It could

1:12:23

have continued to become a boot. And

1:12:26

this is more traditional. This is a more traditional loafer.

1:12:29

So as I wore them,

1:12:31

I was like, I kind of feel like I'm

1:12:34

sweating a bit more in these. So

1:12:36

then I did a little research. Turns

1:12:39

out the thing that we overlooked in between

1:12:41

no socks

1:12:44

and

1:12:46

baby socks

1:12:49

was just an

1:12:51

insert insole that's basically a sock

1:12:54

material. What? So

1:12:57

not a sponsor. Dr. Scholes makes this

1:12:59

terrycloth thing that you just stick

1:13:01

down in there because 90% of the

1:13:03

sweat that might happen on your foot is coming from

1:13:06

the bottom of your foot. So then you take that

1:13:08

out and launder it? Yeah, it's just

1:13:10

it's odor resistant. Did that do the trick? Yeah,

1:13:13

no issue at all. So

1:13:16

you can do this as well. So

1:13:19

I wear a- Terrycloth insert. And there's other

1:13:21

ones. Like a wash rag? Yeah, I found on Amazon

1:13:23

and I just took the insole

1:13:26

that's built in out and held the thing up

1:13:28

and just cut it to match exactly them, put both of them

1:13:30

back in there and I'm having no problem. Look at

1:13:32

you, you're like a damn cobbler. So I'm kind of a bit of a loafer

1:13:34

expert at this point. Yeah, talking about

1:13:36

the motto and

1:13:39

the- And I gotta say, I'm

1:13:41

really- The cobbler. The thing that I'm really enjoying

1:13:43

about these, speaking

1:13:45

of silhouettes, is I like the way

1:13:51

that it- You

1:13:53

got something going on. If you start looking

1:13:55

at somebody from head to toe and

1:13:58

you see what they've got- got on and then

1:14:00

it ends with a loafer, sends

1:14:04

it in a slightly different direction. Yeah, I agree with that.

1:14:07

When you land on tennis shoes, it sends it in another

1:14:09

direction. Don't get me wrong, I'm still a tennis

1:14:11

shoe guy. You could be having like

1:14:13

a marina meeting. I

1:14:16

do feel like at any moment

1:14:19

I could like clap

1:14:22

my hands one time and then say

1:14:25

something that sounds important, even if it wasn't.

1:14:29

I wouldn't go that far. I'm just saying, I

1:14:31

don't know if you could do that in tennis shoes. I think you

1:14:33

might be able to look out and see a boat floating

1:14:36

on the water, but it's not your boat. They're not boat

1:14:38

shoes, that's a different thing. Again, you're

1:14:40

not on the boat. I'm not a boat shoe guy yet,

1:14:42

okay? Yeah, you're

1:14:45

going on it. These are loafers. Yeah. I'm

1:14:47

just saying, if I need to call an impromptu meeting with one

1:14:49

clap, I think I now have the ability

1:14:51

to do that. Tennis shoes, you gotta do three claps. And

1:14:55

then you sound like you're just clapping and applauding

1:14:57

something. I'm gonna advise you against clapping

1:14:59

to get your way. I've never done it. Yeah, I'm just

1:15:01

saying that now that I've got loafers, I've

1:15:04

been considering it. Don't, uh-uh.

1:15:06

Well, don't clap to get your way. But I feel like now us

1:15:08

as a pair, you've got

1:15:11

the fanny pack. Clap to encourage. So

1:15:13

I don't know if the fanny pack has increased

1:15:15

your, you

1:15:19

know. Clap and get my way? Yeah,

1:15:21

I don't know if it's increased or decreased, but

1:15:23

I think I've balanced it out a little bit with my loafers.

1:15:27

Whatever you've changed in the dynamic in

1:15:29

the way that we present as a duo, I

1:15:31

think that your fanny pack

1:15:34

is to my loafers and we basically have sort

1:15:36

of returned to a nice, you

1:15:38

know. Your marina equanimity. I think

1:15:40

I'm a little, I mean, this is kinda granola. This

1:15:42

is either forest or urban. I

1:15:45

don't know, you gotta have your stuff

1:15:48

with you. We've got it covered from the

1:15:50

mountains to the ocean and

1:15:53

beyond. Thanks

1:15:55

for the voicemails. You really, it's

1:15:58

really helpful, you know, getting your feet. feedback,

1:16:01

so you know what? I welcome

1:16:03

it. One eight eight eight. Ear

1:16:05

pod one. Ear pod one. I have a

1:16:07

wreck. It is a musical wreck.

1:16:10

I love musical wrecks. I

1:16:12

am going to ask you to listen

1:16:15

to a song. Okay. Called

1:16:17

Honey Body, all

1:16:19

one word. Sounds good. Not in celebration

1:16:21

of our cereal, but in celebration

1:16:24

of the artist Kishi Bashi, I've

1:16:27

been a fan of his for a while. He's,

1:16:30

I would call him, I

1:16:34

think basically people call him like psychedelic

1:16:38

pop or indie

1:16:40

pop. He's

1:16:42

a multi instrumentalist, just musical

1:16:45

genius who does all kinds of

1:16:47

different music. But

1:16:50

Honey Body is like, if you just need

1:16:52

to put yourself in a good mood

1:16:55

right now, and you don't know how to get

1:16:58

into it, and you just need a song

1:17:00

to put you in a good mood. That's important.

1:17:03

Play Honey Body by Kishi Bashi. All right,

1:17:06

I've added it. I'm

1:17:08

about to, here we go. I just

1:17:10

added it.

1:17:13

Talk at you next week, bye. Hey

1:17:16

Rhett and Link, this is Sleepy

1:17:18

Dave. You said to leave

1:17:21

a gentle voicemail at

1:17:23

the end of episode 400, so I just, I

1:17:27

just thought I'd call in and

1:17:30

imma solo these rejoices so they can

1:17:32

see every step of this. Call

1:17:37

me turning United and Chase R beaten.