We've invited some of our favorite comedians to call in and leave messages on our answering machine. These are those messages. There are no guarantees: we don't know who is calling, when, or for how long. Intrigued? Looking for the archives? All episodes older than 6 months can be found exclusively on Stitcher Premium, ad-free. Go to�stitcher.com/premium�and use promo code EARWOLF for 1 month free (and $5 off the annual plan!)