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This is a Global Player
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original podcast. Ed
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Gamble and Matthew Crosby. Radio
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X. Hello and welcome to the Ed
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Gamble and Matthew Crosby podcast of the Radio Show
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we do on Radio X. Hello
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Matthew. Hello Ed, how are you doing man? Thanks
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man, I'm good. Funny old show today. It
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wasn't funny on a show, wasn't it? It was
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good. I really enjoyed it. I mean, you know
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what, I enjoy myself every week on this show.
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But when you give it over
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to the listeners as we did,
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it's, you know, well, no spoilers,
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but it certainly caught you. Yeah,
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yeah. Got on my nerves today. The
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listeners got on my nerves. Well
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one listener who hasn't got on my nerves
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is Mcll Daniel Callahan. Oh,
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yes please to that name. Mcll
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Daniel Callahan. Yes. Mcll
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Daniel Callahan. Mcll Daniel Callahan has
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got in contact with some Debinums. Great.
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Some Debinums goss. Now we're talking. A Debonamic
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boat. We do a few of these on the show
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as well, but this one was too long for the show, but I've
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just read through it. Yeah. And it
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is worth how long it is. It's fantastic. Great. And
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in my case, this is too long, didn't read. So this is going to be fresh to
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me as well. Okay. Towards the
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afternoon before Christmas in Wiggins only department store,
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Debonums. And this Nepo baby, dad worked there
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for 30 years. He
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forgot I had a shift and went to the pub for lunch
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with my mates. As the third pint
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touched my lips, my manager rang me asking where the
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hell I was. So I reluctantly hauled my ass in
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there. The last minute Christmas rush
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was such that we had to keep emptying
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the tills regularly to stop them overflowing like
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Santa's sack. I went round
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with a security guard who shared the same
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level of enthusiasm as me, none, for the
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nation's favourite department store, RIP. We
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got back to the cash office and started
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counting thousands and thousands of pounds whilst chatting
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about Christmas plans. In my three-point
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festive haze, I decided to express myself by chucking
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money into the air and letting it rain down
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onto me. Things escalated
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and we ended up doing snow angels in the cash.
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And I even chucked him in the bin for a laugh.
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We eventually finished counting up and started
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inputting the numbers on the system. The
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numbers were completely all over the place with £24,000 on the
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counted spot. Check
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the bins. So I did what any 19 year old
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on minimum wage on Christmas Eve would do. I thought
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never mind and went back to the pub to rejoin
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my mates. After a guilt free
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Christmas, I returned on the 27th to a massive
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**** off my boss and the head of security
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who were both called in on Boxing Day to
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locate the missing money. Head office were, of course,
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going bananas. They managed to rectify the ridiculous discrepancy
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in cash except for £1,000 which was still missing.
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Obviously they checked the cameras to see if I
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had pocketed myself a cool Christmas bonus but instead
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found footage of us rolling around at £20 and
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throwing money in a literal bin. I
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was the reason two men with families who were
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given one precious day off over Christmas had to
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cancel their plans and watch two idiot lads on
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CCTV make an absolute mockery of Britain's favourite department.
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Oh no. Of course I was made
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to watch the footage and it sent shivers down my spine. Although
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it was never the most comfortable dynamic, I did
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somehow stay in that job another three years. A
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true Christmas miracle. No idea how the place ended
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up bankrupt. Also, one time I
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rang in sick whilst walking there because I
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soiled myself. Which
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I would say is actually fair enough. Yeah, that's fair
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enough. If you poop yourself on the way to
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a retail job you can call in sick. I think
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so. Or at least late. And
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what was the name of that fellow again?
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Mcll Daniel Callahan. Mcll Daniel Callahan. Well
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thank you so much. I think throwing money in the
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bin for a laugh. And they didn't sack him.
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They didn't sack him. They lost the grand because
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he threw it in the bin. I
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mean... It's perfect three
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point humour I think. I've
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never done that before. I've never thrown money in the bin for
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a laugh. No, I've never thrown money in the bin for a
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laugh. It might even be illegal. I got into all the school
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for throwing two pee in the bin. I
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think of like defacing the monarchy or whatever, isn't it?
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Is it? Is it an act of treason? I don't
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think it's defacing. You're not allowed to burn
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money, you're not allowed to tear it. Yeah, but it's different.
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Putting it in a bin is different, isn't it? I suppose
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it depends if you're putting it in there for a laugh.
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It's safe keeping or for a laugh. Yeah,
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I think that's it. Not to dispose
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of it. Yeah, I think, you know, the
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Queen, as we found out when she passed
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on, was a big laugh. Everybody
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had a story about what a phenomenal
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laugh he was, all the great stories.
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Theresa May had that great one, you
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know, about her... Running through a field
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of wind. Cheese or something like that, yeah. But anyway,
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it was very, very funny. She loved that kind of
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thing. She loved that kind of crazy. Bro, money
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in the bin for a laugh. Money
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angels for sure, she loved it. Money angels would be
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beautiful. I mean...
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They should put that in the crown, they should do
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like a reissue of it. Yeah. I
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mean, it's hard to do in... In
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America, it's easier because they have the one dollar bill. Yeah.
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You can get a lot more of it, right? But
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if your lowest denominator is a fiver...
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Do a coppers? Coppers, no,
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it should be great. You'd stink of blood afterwards,
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but... Because it was... Yeah,
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I do like that though. A
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big... That feels like... It feels like something
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they would do in the... In
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the Tate. Yeah. Doesn't it? It's
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like an I-way way. You sound like an I-way
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way, exactly. Do an I-way way, loads of coppers,
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and you could make angels in it. Yeah.
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I love it. Good idea. Give
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us the turbine, all you cowards. Anyway,
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a cracking show. Enjoy it. Ed
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Gamble and Matthew Crosby. Good
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You'll just have to figure it out. Radio
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X. Radio
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X. Ed Gamble
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and Matthew Crosby. Welcome
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now I'm not going to lie to you folks, it's
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a zero guest bonanza today. There's no guests,
7:17
there is absolutely no guest whatsoever on the
7:19
show. But I like to call that pure
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radio Matthew. It is, it's a great chance
7:24
for the three of us, myself, Vin, Ed
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to get to know each other a little
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better. And it's a great chance for you
7:30
the listeners to get to know us better.
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And also crucially for you listeners, for us
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to get to know you the listeners better
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as well. Good, I think we should book
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a guest. Yeah we really should actually do
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need this. We have had a
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message straight away, we were talking about this occasionally
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when the show begins. Yes. The
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second it starts, someone will fire in a message.
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801, Rob was ready to go. As if he's
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been waiting all week to get this off his
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chest. Shall we have a little listen to what
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Rob's been waiting all week to get off his
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chest at 801am. Here we go Rob. Morning,
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I mean we've started calling you
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Croppy. I don't think we've started calling me. I
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think he means crunch doesn't he? I don't even want
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to say he's missed the hour out of crunch and
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I don't want to say it. Yeah, I think that's
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fair Yeah, I'll say crunch. Yeah, because he just trying
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to say that. I think my brain would
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finish Still very
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very close to 8 a.m. Yeah morning
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crunch Croppy and vindicate the doors are
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secure. Oh In
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yes, okay. Is that an Arctic monkeys thing is
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yeah, thank you I have a
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what do you not know what it is now if you're a new listener to
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the show Thanks for listening.
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We'll see you next week That's
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something that we do It's a little feature that we do
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while people get in contact and they let us know Something
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that I see every day and when
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you really think about it, you don't know
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what it is Yeah, well, Rob says tongues.
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Well taste actually. How does it work? Why
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do things taste different? What's going on in
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my mouth to tell me what stuff tastes
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like blows my mind Cheers Rob, you know
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This is a very good one from Rob.
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It is it was well worth waking up,
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you know, presumably he's been there all night
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My feet absolutely just tweaking. Yeah, you
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know what? it's very interesting because do
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you remember it you ever
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do this in science class where they would show you a picture
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of a tongue disgusting and They
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would divide it up into sections. This is
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the bit which tastes sweet things. Yeah, but
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it's Absolute nonsense. Well, yeah, and
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then you do a little experiment in school wouldn't you
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where you'd put like a bit of sugar on the
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Bit where you'd have a drop there you drop some
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sugar onto it Yeah, but obviously it tastes
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sweet But I think if I took that dropper
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and dropped it onto the bit that you're saying and
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salty it would still taste sweet Yeah, because if
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if for example, you've got like a doughnut with
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loads of sugar all over it Yeah, you're not licking
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it with a specific part of your tongue to it.
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Don't look the sugar off. Are you? You're licking it
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with the with the tip of my tongue to quote
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the red or chili pepper Quite
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early on in the morning the idea of you
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licking a doughnut with a tip of your tongue
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is really upsetting Horrible little snake my
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daughter and my daughter gave me a little bit of
9:56
her of her cinnamon bun Yes, they were in the cap.
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It was very very nice And then I saw the way
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she'd been eating the cinnamon bun which was to lick all the sugar
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and cinnamon off I'd already eaten the bit but I thought maybe it
10:05
was like this doesn't taste too much but yeah because you've Look
10:08
it all over you. Yeah. Anyway, but yeah,
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but kids are foul They're absolutely
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disgusting, but they're so lovable. No, they are they
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really it's a bit like it It's
10:17
it's you know, it's a bit like your pets pets
10:19
are disgusting, but they're lovable as well, right? Yeah Say
10:22
with kids. It's a very similar thing. Yeah, more
10:24
lovable. Yeah equally
10:27
disgusting So
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that's that's better. It's a Robbie J
10:31
and the machine radio X Someone's
10:34
just sexy saying what do I not know
10:36
what it is bra sizes? I think this
10:38
sort of sums up our listenership Obviously,
10:41
they're completely Doncaster
10:43
a baffle Smithy and Doncaster. I'd imagine we've
10:45
got a lot of baffled Smithies out there
10:48
And let me tell you we won't be going
10:50
into detail. No, no, no, you have to have
10:52
some sort of system You've got a system. He
10:54
says who came up with this alpha numeric nonsense.
10:56
It's not nonsense I think it's
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very handy. It's a system that everybody
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uses. Yeah, it's fine. Well, I
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hope you don't use it I certainly do what I'm
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touching a bra for my wife Yes,
11:09
that's right, yes guess what guys I'm a new
11:11
man Yeah, I
11:13
also occasionally change your nappy as well. Your wife
11:15
won't use a bio bra. She said she says
11:18
to me Yeah, pick up that bra, please Well,
11:20
that's a separate issue. But yeah, she said
11:22
oh, I saw a nice bra the other
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day Mathews one of these
11:27
man who sparks who considers it a skill to look
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at a woman. He doesn't know Exciting
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week for me this week always an exciting week for
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you Matthew. I love my life some of your tails
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Well, you'd be the judge as to whether or not this
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is exciting but it was the my
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daughter little Jerry cinnamon has He's
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out, he's out Go
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on play that in my feed Yeah,
12:00
my daughter, little Jerry, said it was her
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first drop-off party. Now, up to this point...
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It's a drugs thing. It's a drugs thing,
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yeah. She's becoming a junkie of all things.
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Ha ha ha! And I thought
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these kids these days were going to a clean living
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and going to the gym. Not her, she loves the heroin.
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No, of course she doesn't. She's four and a half.
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Really fun to watch you panic yourself there.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, as you remember, people listen
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to this. People listen to it, crucially. It
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might even be on in the kitchen where
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my daughter is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And sort
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of parents who also have kids at the
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nursery. Oh, absolutely. Who would have been at
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the drop-off party at a present? Yeah, I
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hadn't thought of that before, telling the story.
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But anyway, I'm going to tell it anyway.
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Drop-off, drop-out. So, the drop-off party is basically
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a party where you can leave your daughter
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there and off you go and then come back and pick
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them up later. And you pick up a
12:49
new one and you sort of swap kids for the day. You
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know what? They're very well behaved. No, thank you. No, no,
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thank you. I'm very happy
12:56
with the one. I'm going to stick. Yeah,
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so you drop off. Weirdly,
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most of the parents decided not to drop off but to
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stay there. But I dropped off,
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I went to the pub for a couple of drinks and then
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came and picked it. So, was this a drop-off party or...? It
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definitely was. 100% was. I checked. All
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the other parents were standing around going, very
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responsible that Matthew's gone to the pub. Very
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judgy. Very judgy. No, no, they weren't at
13:19
all. They told me for the
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legend I clearly am. So, anyway,
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I went off and I came back to the party
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to catch the last 15, 20 minutes, which
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was great because there was a parents and
13:32
kids dance. So, I was there for that.
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So, I have no scarring memories for my
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daughter. But when I got back, they were
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playing a game
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of musical statues. Boys
13:43
Team versus Girls Team. Don't love that particularly.
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I don't love that sort of gender stuff.
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But the song they were doing it to
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was It's Raining Men. Now,
13:51
I didn't know this was a kid's banger. I
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didn't realise that the weather girls... But
13:55
the kids were going berserk for it. It was
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absolute catnip. Lyrics.
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Yeah, you know I don't want to be
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approved right, but you know what I'm
14:04
gonna go out I'm gonna let myself get absolutely
14:06
soaking wet. Yeah, come on guys, but I
14:08
guess from a kid's perspective You're
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not reading into subtext. No what
14:13
they're imagining is men falling from
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the sky almost more horrifying Splat
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yeah, that's what you're gonna get you're gonna be
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you'll be covered in viscera. Yeah, absolutely soaking wet
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anyway So that I didn't I didn't realize that
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that's that's what the kids are getting down to
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these days That's what the kids are frogging to
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these days. Well, that's what the kids
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are dancing to these days That's not what he said.
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That's not what he said. He said frogging. You know frogging. Yeah, do
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you not frog? Surely no word
14:39
that sounds like that. Yeah, yeah You're
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telling me there's no frogging going on a metal gig What's
14:45
frogging Matthew eight three nine two six on the
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text that radio X for the Twitter? What's frogging?
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What don't please don't text in your guesses as
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to what frogging is. No, I don't actually know
14:54
We've already had unacceptable text this morning. Yeah. Yeah
14:56
fair enough. But anyway, there we go That was
14:58
my week. That was the anything happened to me
15:00
this week. Well, I've been out for three lunches
15:02
this week Talk us through them. I feel like
15:04
I've got gout Is
15:09
radio X now frogging is a
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term that Matthew just used
15:14
yeah, I've just found out as well I think
15:16
I'm mispronouncing it. Okay. Well, let me let me
15:18
take it through For
15:20
the listeners you said all the
15:22
kids were frogging a kids party along to it's
15:24
raining. Yeah Yeah, we said what do you mean
15:26
and you said I like dancing dancing you're bugging
15:29
You know as if as if we've heard of
15:31
it the listeners have heard of it Yeah, now
15:33
if you're just tuning in for the first time, there's
15:35
a long-running joke about Matthew being a very old man
15:39
He said his 40s anyway, but he actually
15:41
he's in his 60s to 70s We've
15:44
looked up frogging myself and Vin who are young bucks
15:47
and on Wikipedia the frog was a dance craze
15:49
from the mid 1960s Which
15:53
included vigorous dance to pop music? This is exactly what
15:55
the kids were doing. So it's never gone away. You
15:57
went. Oh, yeah, that's why I've heard of it from
16:00
Bob Fosse. Yeah, the rich man's, apparently
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it's Frugue. The rich man's Frugue.
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But yeah, there was a Bob Fosse dance called
16:07
the rich man's Frugue, which is very... Who's
16:10
that? Oh no, you can't do that now. Bob
16:12
Fosse was one of the great choreographers of all
16:15
time. Yes. Yeah, Cabaret. He's well
16:17
known. I'm not going to accept... He is well
16:19
known, but it's not a modern
16:21
reference, I'd say. Sam
16:23
Rockwell played him in a drama series
16:25
quite recently, so it is quite reasonably
16:27
modern. The Frugue evolved from another
16:30
dance of the year, the Chicken. The Chicken,
16:32
yeah. Which was used as a change of
16:34
pace while doing the twist. I
16:36
guess it's a bit like Shaker Tail Feather, isn't it, when
16:39
you don't do the Shaker Tail Feather. Exactly. I don't
16:41
know what you're talking about. As young dancers
16:43
grew more tired, they would do less work,
16:45
moving only their hips or standing in place.
16:47
They then started making up-arm movements for the
16:50
dance, which prompted the birth of the swim,
16:52
the monkey, the dog, the watusi, the mashed
16:54
potato and the jerk. The Frugue is also
16:56
sometimes referred to as the Surf, Big B,
16:58
the Thunderbird. We're learning
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together then, aren't we? Well
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you know what? There's going to be plenty of Frugues
17:06
today on the show. What's that? It's like a Chris
17:08
Morris joke. Bear
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in mind, you're getting this off a Wikipedia,
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so my Wikipedia is full of misinformations. You've
17:15
got the same Wikipedia. I don't know how
17:17
long I have to talk you through the
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internet. I'm just on my Wikipedia page. You
17:22
know when we go on the internet, they're not just giving
17:24
you your own version of something. Well
17:26
that's not entirely true, is it? Well
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do your research. Yeah, exactly. But no,
17:31
the Wikipedia, my Wikipedia page
17:33
is full of things that are not true about
17:35
me. We don't know that the Frugues
17:37
could be a bit more... If you do
17:40
have Wikipedia editing powers, can you go on
17:42
to Matthew Crosby's Wikipedia and say that he invented
17:44
the Frugue? And
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hyperlink it of course. Yeah, hyperlink
17:48
it. I'll absolutely accept that. Radio
17:51
X. Ed
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Gamble and Matthew Crosby. Not
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a great night's sleep, it's some weird dreams.
18:04
Genuine dream I had last night, a little
18:06
fridge and a... It's
18:09
full of pickles and peanut butter. That's
18:12
what I got out. Look
18:15
at all these pickles and peanut butter. And
18:17
there was a big pickle
18:20
shaped sort of peanut butter. It's peanut butter in
18:22
the shape of a pickle, with a pickle in
18:24
it. I put a knife through
18:26
it and see what it was like and then I realised it
18:28
was a comedy club and it was
18:30
for someone's act. So I was using all
18:33
of that for their act and I messed all up so
18:35
I was worried about that. I
18:37
don't know what that means. And then I genuinely
18:40
dreamt about chips. Right? Just
18:43
hang right. Anyway, no point
18:45
sitting around in bed all day. You've got to get
18:47
up, because the worst thing you
18:49
can spend a Sunday doing is
18:52
wallowing. Whoa!
19:00
Wallowing there, Matthew. Who's wallowing was it? I've
19:03
seen them live and the way they dress, I can only be described as
19:05
beekeepers. The
19:18
dress is a bit of a dress
19:24
I can only be described as beekeepers.
19:26
The dress is beekeepers! They've sort of
19:28
got big beekeepers masks on, black beekeepers
19:30
masks. And presumably that's the big masks
19:32
stopping from being able to hear each
19:34
other. That's why they're all playing in
19:36
different sizes and passages, right? Because that
19:38
was, I was sort of thinking, how
19:40
do you bob your head, how do you
19:43
froog to that? Well, you don't frug. Because, all right,
19:45
well, how do you headbang, how
19:47
do you mosh to that kind of thing?
19:49
The more you just, with music like that, you sort
19:52
of stand there and let yourself debase in a wall
19:54
of sound. You sort of sway back and forth, all
19:56
in different, you know, you all kind of undulate at
19:58
different tempos. Yeah, yeah. chin and go
20:00
aren't I clever? That's clever for this.
20:03
I'm not going to lie to you, I did enjoy it though. What
20:05
was that song called? Oh I can't
20:07
remember now. Which one did I pick? If
20:10
it's rude, don't worry about it. I don't think
20:12
it is rude. It's called Flesh and Steel. Flesh
20:14
and Steel. Flesh and Steel. Two of
20:16
my top things. Yeah I know, I love having
20:18
flesh. Love having flesh, love having
20:20
a knife in my pocket to threaten people
20:23
on the train. Okay. Ed
20:25
Gamble and Matthew Crosby.
20:27
Radio X. Now
20:30
we were talking about this a couple of weeks ago. It
20:32
turns out more of our listeners than we realise
20:34
used to work for Debenham. Quite a lot I
20:36
think. Quite a lot of our listeners. I'd
20:39
say almost 90% of our listeners used to work for
20:41
Debenham. Absolutely right, yeah. I don't know what
20:43
it is, we just attract people who worked for Debenham. It's just the
20:45
kind of show it is. This is
20:48
from Chris in Coma. It's more to do with
20:50
the age of our listeners in
20:52
that it's people who worked in retail
20:54
when they were teenagers. Yeah, in the
20:56
80s and 90s. Where else
20:58
are you going to work in retail but Debenham's? It's
21:01
a huge store right? It was a huge store. RIP.
21:04
This is from Chris in Coma, previously Belfast. Evening
21:08
gentlemen, fair enough. I
21:11
started working in the Belfast Debenham's through a set up
21:13
interview with my big sister's friend. I
21:15
was told I'd be working in the tech section selling TVs. Big
21:18
surprise when I got assigned to the women's accessories. Being
21:21
a smart fellow I soon found my way around the
21:23
murky world of tights and handbags and worked
21:26
my way to women's clothing. Now this
21:29
is exciting. Where I once served Lisa
21:31
Riley a leather jacket. Do you serve
21:33
someone a leather jacket? Well, I don't
21:35
know. You serve Lisa
21:37
Riley and sold her a leather jacket. Yeah,
21:40
well okay. So you sold Lisa Riley
21:42
a leather jacket. I then moved to
21:45
concession retailer selling luxury bed linenning to
21:47
posh people. Also my friend
21:49
from school at the time and her mum both
21:51
worked in lingerie. So both me and my friend's
21:53
mum worked in Debenham's. Love you both Chris in
21:55
Coma. P.S. I once got caught snogging a colleague
21:57
in the smoking room. He actually says I'm a
22:00
once got caught snogging a college. Could have been a
22:02
college. Yeah, I was thinking how big is the smoking
22:04
room? That's a lot of work,
22:06
isn't it? A lot of work. It's a bit like that
22:08
bloke from Made in Chelsea did, you know, did the, broke
22:10
the hugging record this week. Did you see that on the
22:12
snoring? What's his face?
22:14
Sam Thompson from Made in Chelsea. Broke the
22:16
hugging record. Yeah, the most hugs in a
22:19
minute. He hugged about sort of
22:21
90 people in a minute. Well, something to do, isn't
22:23
it? I suppose. Absolutely something to do. We're going to
22:25
try and break that after this. Hang on, 90 in
22:27
a minute. It was something like that. Yeah. 86 or
22:29
87. Like that's faster than one a
22:31
second. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was really going
22:34
for it. Well, what constitutes a hug in that case?
22:36
Both arms around a person, give them a squeeze. I'm
22:39
not having that. If it's less than a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
22:41
What do you think constitutes a hug? You've got to feel, he's got
22:43
to mean something. No, no, no. What do you mean?
22:46
And how are they measuring that? How are
22:48
the Guinness Book of Records measuring it must
22:50
feel something? Like a jazz man. You've got
22:53
to know about it. Well, listen, these were
22:55
very tender hugs, albeit brief. They were less
22:57
than a second. And his eyes were moist
22:59
throughout the entire thing. Yeah, because he was
23:01
crying about his career. He's actually the king
23:03
of the jungle, wasn't he? Come
23:06
on, Sam. This
23:09
is from Sarah. Debman anecdote for
23:11
you. I worked as a personal shopper in Debenhams
23:13
between 2009 and 2012. Some
23:16
of my most memorable appointments are a guy in
23:18
his late twenties who booked an appointment to look
23:20
for work shirts. Inexplicably, he tried on every shirt without
23:23
his trousers on and made sure I looked at
23:25
the length of the shirt each time. I don't
23:27
think that is inexplicable. I think that's flickably, actually. Yeah,
23:29
sorry that happened to you. I also helped a lovely
23:31
old lady into a pair of control knickers, which she
23:33
promptly weeded and she couldn't get them back off
23:35
in time to get to the toilet. Oh, quite
23:37
sad. Finally, another lady who got
23:39
her armpit hair stuck in the zip
23:42
of a dress, which I then had to cut her free from. Love
23:44
the show. It's starting for a text I
23:47
could actually contribute to. Thanks, Sarah. There were
23:49
three anecdotes there. Two of them I'd
23:51
say were worrying and sad. And the last one, nail
23:53
on the head. But
23:56
we were, you know what? We're very generous. We'll give
23:58
you three shots. of them.
24:01
We'll give you three strikes and if the last one
24:03
connects oh my god my goodness there you go thank
24:05
you so much Sarah if you have a denim anecdote
24:08
you'd like to share with us. Denim anecdote. Denim anecdote.
24:10
Yes okay folks we're gonna play
24:17
this song by the Stone Roses but
24:19
your stories of denim after this. Radio,
24:22
Egg, Mashi Crosby and Edward.
24:24
We've got a great text in here
24:26
from Andy the painter but
24:28
first of all Matthew I just wanted to say I've been perusing your
24:31
Wikipedia. Oh aye. There's a whole section
24:33
called radio appearances and the show is
24:36
Nat Mention. So Andy sort it out
24:38
mate. This is from Andy the painter.
24:41
I have things that don't sound like what
24:43
they is. So this is
24:45
a new potential feature for us Matthew things
24:47
that don't sound like what they is. This
24:49
is great I love this. Yeah can't remember
24:51
if that's a text but it sounds like
24:53
one it does I think you've done a
24:55
good job of finding something within our wheelhouse.
24:57
Yes absolutely. Anyway allotment doesn't sound anything like
25:00
a place you'd want to grow fruit and vegetables it sounds
25:02
like a small storage area for folders and files. That's
25:05
really good I really like that. Do
25:07
you know the word I think doesn't sound
25:09
like what it is? What? Glamorous. Now
25:12
I think glamorous feels like the sort of thing that would
25:14
happen to a wound right I'm afraid
25:16
it's gone glamorous yeah you know like it's like
25:18
it started to kind of get a bit of
25:21
a pussy you know yeah you need to stick
25:23
the old maggots on to chew it off. You
25:25
know in ways glamour is the puss
25:28
on society. Very much so
25:30
very much so. I was wearing those
25:32
glasses from the film Them.
25:35
Is that a film? So I
25:37
could see through society I think
25:39
glamour would be like a wound.
25:41
Yeah glamorous. A rotting wound. This
25:43
is good though like words that
25:45
don't sound like what
25:48
they is. This is Radio X.
25:50
Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby. This
25:52
was inspired by Andy the painter
25:54
we're talking about words that
25:56
don't sound like they should. It's
25:59
a really good idea. because what we're doing
26:01
is we're taking listener source features. Yes. It means
26:03
if they don't work, it's not our fault. It's
26:05
absolutely not on our backs at all. The only
26:07
fault that lies with us is being too trusting.
26:11
We just love our listeners too much. Yeah. That's what
26:13
it is. We've had some great responses in
26:15
though. 83936 on the text, at
26:17
Radio X on the Twitter if you'd like to get involved. So,
26:21
this one is, this is great from an anonymous
26:23
texter, Sweetbreads. Oh
26:25
yeah. It's a, I think it's perfect
26:27
this one. Sweetbreads should be iced buns
26:29
or other pastries, not offal. Yes. They
26:31
don't describe what they are. They don't
26:34
describe what they are. Should be called
26:36
glands. Yeah, exactly. Sweetbread. It's just phenomenal
26:38
PR on the part of offal, isn't
26:40
it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I love
26:42
a few. I love a sweetbread. Oh,
26:44
yes please. And they're not, that is
26:46
an industry that is not typically good
26:48
at PR. No. They
26:51
don't know what they're doing. Liver. Yeah.
26:53
Well, I guess liver, you're like, oh, it's gonna make me
26:55
liver longer. Liver longer? It's gonna
26:57
liver longer. I'm gonna liver longer. Yeah. Yeah,
26:59
but they're pretty much- Kid's knees don't sound
27:01
like what they are. Kid's
27:03
knees, I don't want to eat that. Thank you. I
27:06
wouldn't want to eat either version of that. No. Kid's
27:08
knees, I used to, you know what, I did actually
27:10
used to like offal back when I used to eat
27:12
meat. Yeah. I was a big fan of kidneys. Yeah.
27:14
You felt like you'd got a lot of, like, I
27:16
felt there was a lot of- Grins. Yeah, I felt
27:18
there was a lot going on. Very dense. I eat
27:21
a lot, mate. Do you? Do you eat everything? Yeah.
27:23
Have you ever had head cheese? Yes. Have you? Yes.
27:25
What's it like? Tasty. Is it really? You
27:27
put it all together, sort of compacted into like
27:29
a pate slash riette situation. Very
27:31
nice. Really, a bit of head cheese. I
27:33
mean, head cheese is not, again, bad at
27:36
PR apart from the sweet bread. Sweet breads.
27:38
Sweet breads, yes please, yum, yum, yum. Have
27:40
you got on there? I do,
27:42
yes. I mean, this is quite a good insight
27:44
into our listeners sometimes because they're saying this is
27:46
if it's obvious and everyone thinks this. Okay. Things
27:49
that don't sound like what they is. Carpet doesn't
27:51
sound like a warm surface in your home. It's
27:53
obviously a tame animal you keep in your car.
27:55
Oh, a carpet? Carpet,
27:57
do you? Yeah. It's not the first one. I
28:00
want to hear carpet I'll be honest. Also that
28:02
description of what carpet is a warm
28:05
surface in your home. It's not a
28:07
warm surface in your home. But
28:10
you know what? Tricky to define isn't it?
28:12
I think this is true of a lot of words. I know, are
28:14
we back to what do you not know what it is? Because
28:18
once you start talking about it, I
28:20
mean if you have to describe carpet in a
28:22
sentence, for a, say you're working on the dictionary,
28:24
you have to describe carpet in a sentence. Flawfare.
28:29
Flawfare. But I guess carpet is a warm
28:31
surface in your home. It is for insulation.
28:33
Is it not? Yes. It's
28:36
a warming surface. Stu the gardener, who is Cathy
28:38
from Shrewsbury's dad, says Bluetooth doesn't sound like what
28:40
it is. Sorry, I'm still
28:42
working out the family tree here. Cathy Shrewsbury sent
28:44
this in from Stu the gardener. From
28:46
Stu the gardener, yeah. I don't just know that Stu
28:48
the gardener is... You're very familiar with the listeners, aren't
28:51
you? But he says Bluetooth doesn't
28:53
sound like what it is. Well that's true
28:55
because it's named after a, it's named after a Viking,
28:57
isn't it Bluetooth? Is it? Yeah, there
28:59
was a Viking called Bluetooth and that's why the little
29:01
image, if you look at the little image, it's a
29:03
picture of a Viking. Wow, man. Yeah,
29:06
boring, right? So good. No, this is
29:08
good, man. Someone simply
29:10
texted in, Granny Smith. Absolutely right.
29:13
Croppy J and the Machine.
29:16
Radio X. This one from
29:18
Shira, denominator. Shira. Shira.
29:21
Shira, it's a
29:23
math term. Why does it sound like
29:25
a sexy robot? It's a great question.
29:27
That's where he's a denominator. A denominator.
29:29
A denominator. Dominated by the denominator. Bloop
29:31
bloop. Bloop, bloop,
29:33
indeed, yeah. Things
29:36
don't sound like what they is, go on. Shampoo doesn't sound
29:38
like what it is. No, it doesn't. That's
29:40
from a listener. They've not said who they
29:42
are. But yeah, shampoo. Shampoo from
29:44
a real friends, fake poo for my, what was
29:46
he? Anyway, yes, but things that don't sound
29:49
like what he is. Red Bull. Sounds more
29:51
like a power tool or a vacuum. Do
29:54
you accept that? You seem
29:56
unconvinced by that one. Yeah, I mean, I guess
29:58
I'm just, Red Bull is so. part of
30:00
the cultural zeitgeist now, but you don't think about
30:02
it. If you called
30:04
a power tool blue ball, I think, is that
30:07
a new flavour of red ball? Yeah, fair enough.
30:09
Fair enough. That's the power of marketing. Mint
30:12
pies. No mints from Wayne Bradford. Yeah, you know
30:14
what? This sounds like Wayne is a man who's
30:17
caught out every Christmas. Yeah, but
30:19
if there are also mint pies. Mint
30:21
pies. Yeah, there are meat pies. That's
30:25
interesting, that one, isn't it? You've
30:27
got mints, obviously like mints meat
30:29
that you'd ground up meat. You've got
30:31
mints meat. It's always got mints in it as
30:33
well, isn't it? Mints meat,
30:36
that's the fruity stuff you put in there. And then you've
30:38
got the word mints as well. It
30:41
all sounds like it's very confusing being
30:43
alive. Superfluous.
30:45
That's from Joey and Kent. Thank
30:49
you. Very good. I don't know whether he's entering
30:51
the text message or the text or he's letting
30:53
us know how he feels about us on the
30:55
station. True, but
30:57
you've not told us what it sounds like, Joe.
30:59
What does it sound like, Joe? To me it's
31:01
like superflow, it's like a sort of plumbing term,
31:04
superfluous. Superfluous. Yeah, so it's
31:06
like the plumber would come over and go, you
31:08
don't actually have any problem with the pipes, you're
31:10
actually, your pipes are superfluous. If anything, they're working
31:12
too well. Superfluous. They're superfluous. I think
31:14
it's the name of a wrapper. Well
31:17
that can work with it for anything, can't it?
31:19
Denominator. Denominator would be good. Mint
31:21
pie. Yeah, mint pie. Yeah, mint
31:24
pie. Yeah, mint pie. Mint pie
31:26
really is a mix tape. You buy that. Yeah. Recover.
31:29
I don't see how that means get better. Surely it
31:31
should mean to cover something up again. Recover.
31:33
But in this, I think it does. He can mean
31:35
that. I think it does mean that as well. I
31:38
think sometimes on like a microwave meal when it says,
31:40
you know, open it up, give it
31:42
a stir, recover. It's not meaning recover
31:45
from the factory and get about to eat a microwave meal.
31:47
No, but it also, it means recover, but recover means something
31:49
different. I see what it means. It can mean two things,
31:51
but I guess in a situation where
31:53
you're locked outside the house naked, then someone gives
31:56
you a blanket, you've recovered and
31:58
you've recovered from the naked situation. I say
32:00
yeah sneakers actually this now we get into
32:02
something with sneakers who sneaks and sneakers. I
32:05
like that It's a bit like it's a
32:07
bit like sweatpants, right? Yes Why
32:10
are we calling in that? Well,
32:12
I guess they're for exercise aren't nice. Yeah, but
32:14
come on. I'm not wearing out the house socially
32:17
Nishkuma We
32:24
were just saying before we played that song we've
32:26
not checked Twitter for a while We've not checked
32:28
that with asking you to tweet and we've not
32:30
checked the Twitter Vin went on a
32:32
check for us some more called Charles has said that he thinks
32:34
that Gammon sounds like a fish So that's why we don't go
32:36
on Twitter Those are
32:38
the people that are left. I Think
32:41
this I think this feature burn very
32:43
brightly and then died Well,
32:46
I mean Hazel said school sounds
32:48
like it should be cool, but
32:50
it isn't crunch and crumble radio
32:53
We don't know a tremendous amount about the
32:55
world of sport, but we are willing to
32:57
give it a go. This is sports desk
33:23
Yes, that's right, we're gonna be going through
33:25
the sports headlines so we're gonna kick off
33:27
with golf bong McElroy
33:29
says he has changed his tune
33:32
on live Tournament
33:34
players am I saying that right? Is it
33:36
live or is it live? Is it live
33:38
tournament places at people who play golf live
33:40
as opposed to the new AI goal?
33:43
Well, I don't know what he's referring to but
33:45
the phrases live live. Oh, okay
33:48
live live tournament Three tournaments in
33:50
the world of golf. There's live
33:52
there's love there's love exactly exactly
33:54
Yeah, and he's in the
33:56
middle of his live phase. Yes laugh, of
33:59
course is Crazy golf. Yes,
34:02
and love is the golf
34:04
of kings. Sexy golf. Sexy golf,
34:06
exactly right. Where you always
34:08
hope to get a hole in at least one. So
34:11
McElroy has said he could... Darling, would you
34:13
be up for playing some love golf tonight?
34:16
Remove your plus fours. Quick game of tonsil hockey and
34:18
then a little bit of... Otherwise
34:21
I'm playing pocket billiards on my own. So
34:24
McElroy... We're from
34:26
the wrong era man. We really
34:28
are, aren't we? We're
34:30
from the ear of the fruit. We really are.
34:34
Anyway, he's changed his tune. So what
34:36
a lot of people don't know about
34:38
this is McElroy will do
34:40
a low whistle while he's
34:43
putting away or while he's driving or any of
34:45
the other golfing terms where he's attempting to get
34:47
a birdie. Buggy. Where he's... Yeah,
34:50
absolutely. Where he's caddying. He caddies as well, did
34:52
you know that? Did it do it? He caddies
34:54
for the other players. Yeah. It's all
34:56
part of a psychological game. Caddy doesn't sound like
34:58
what it is. Caddy doesn't sound like
35:00
what it is. Like a speed of a horse. It's
35:03
true. It's good, you see. There's life in
35:05
the old feature. Yeah, 83936 on this exact video. No, don't listen
35:08
to the game. Don't get back into it. You're
35:10
a big dick. Don't get back into it. I
35:12
loved it. I think you're brilliant, but
35:15
you've upset Ed. Baby's missing. You don't
35:17
set on them. Shut up. I thought that
35:19
was a good one. No. And they're
35:21
not babies. They're not babies. It's child-looking
35:23
after eating. Anyway, listen.
35:25
Golf. So, he'll whistle a
35:27
little tune, right? And what
35:30
he does is they think, oh, I know what he's going to
35:32
be whistling. He's going to
35:34
be whistling the Macarena or something. And
35:37
then at the last minute, he
35:39
switches it to a similar but
35:41
different song to Psych'em Out. Yeah,
35:44
like Ketchup. That's exactly the example I was going to go for
35:46
as well. Great minds. And that's what he's
35:48
done. And you know what? That's the reason he's won
35:50
the day. Congratulations to Rory McElroy. I'm
35:52
going to wrap it up. It's amazing to look
35:54
over during a feature and Vin is so bored.
35:57
There's a man outside the studio
35:59
changing a car. Kyle them without
36:01
Lately he was vivid have said.
36:05
Okay well street do have time for
36:07
one more. How we got some mostly
36:09
move move along to the next one
36:11
of the next one is permits is
36:13
when the Olympics pong Brits top overseas
36:15
demand for Paris Twenty twenty four tickets.
36:17
Ah it's a beautiful city. The city
36:19
I love this amounted you know that
36:21
there was this year leave allocations for
36:23
Euro Disney tickets is that true and
36:25
the Brits the has of tops the
36:27
demand. You've gotta get in their early
36:29
have yeah. Especially if it's gonna pay
36:31
you know half term the summer holidays. that's
36:33
when the prices go up if he will
36:36
get there in the last three early that
36:38
you get the shape mickey Mouse by the
36:40
hand for a budget price a your kids
36:42
disease Aids Yes I love Disney we watch
36:44
more on a lot of they know there
36:47
is a Disney land because I remember when
36:49
I found that our we have not told
36:51
me I was a trailer for does at
36:53
Disneyland Paris on a video I had all
36:55
and i as leave it was real Yeah
36:58
no they don't know about Disneyland Yes yeah.
37:00
Army but I was about this my would say
37:02
whether I would say for for half and so
37:04
and a half tiny bit too young i think
37:06
said i've and maybe. Or yeah yeah
37:08
I thought I mean that that the me is
37:11
when parents gets repairs he gets really exciting we
37:13
get supposed to take it has to yeah you
37:15
know obviously of course it does mean he then
37:17
conifers do anything else for the rest of the
37:19
year so that for that one magical week yeah
37:21
none of you will be have gone avoids the.
37:25
Oh Queensberry Rules Been. Come on. That's
37:27
true. That's true. We are quite smart
37:29
Lead: we don't have access to play one
37:31
of the characters. Right? We
37:33
could you know of a size though. Ready
37:36
we've got. We've got four of the seven
37:38
dwarves right there. habit way we just need
37:40
to get three. Other mean I mean that
37:42
was my jokes or I mean that when
37:44
when you say cart lady cast members yes
37:47
you have to be a certain size you
37:49
can't be too big. Supply side Cairo yeah
37:51
you thought you can't have like a seven
37:53
foot tall Mickey Mouse hobby. I guess if
37:55
you're very till you get greasy right? Yeah
37:58
but yeah and I think the biggest. The
38:00
biggest traps get to play as much yeah
38:02
but like I must be baked right up
38:04
to one of guests Get hooked. Up.
38:09
With it it's it's the the the The Texas put you
38:11
in a foul mood today. has an it a rest. Of
38:15
your it it really found that robot a pub
38:17
for birds Are you kidding me like that's the
38:20
price about will be no as a that are
38:22
missing goes looks a crowbar know there was a
38:24
pop for birds as I think that's good stuff.
38:26
Shelter eyesight live under this is this is the
38:29
class. This is the. Class here on
38:31
Radio X. Lucky Les mis we
38:33
love you very much on his
38:35
radio. Said gamble and see caused
38:37
a. Wooden
38:40
that's funny schools ask? don't tell me who's
38:42
to sort of cast members much is the
38:44
tallest cast members and don't some incentives come
38:46
on tell me. I'd say the thing about
38:49
the cast members right is you know you
38:51
could pay a little bit extra and have
38:53
breakfast with one of the cast members and
38:55
is usually it's very rarely the person in
38:57
the big saves saris but you know. It's
39:00
very one of the cartoons artists because it's
39:02
tricky to them to eight cause sides and
39:04
will be like Cinderella you'll be sealed We
39:06
want to a will be one of the
39:08
princess's yeah the I'm Ariel but with the
39:10
legs you know that hundred lack of a
39:13
salary for she the social the buffer stereo
39:15
scary of the stereo situation yes he wanted
39:17
to a buffet an aerial was sat down
39:19
one of the tables yeah Siegler D C
39:21
a top half the and then there was
39:23
this figures on the bus I prefer to
39:25
use six What you don't see how are
39:27
you percent so he could viewing area child.
39:31
Was this is a new things my daughter's just realized
39:33
is this is we we we do. It's if a
39:35
fish in our house and or the other day says
39:38
he nepal and he picked up a when. Was.
39:40
This allies yeah and that's a big
39:42
that's quite a big moment on it.
39:44
And I was. That was yeah. So
39:46
yeah, was alive and now is dead
39:48
and he can. He said the great
39:50
professional has has anything to make more
39:52
enticing to hear of. Got power over
39:54
this fraud. Anyway,
39:56
the final headline. Final:
39:59
A Headline: In a result of. Other
40:02
issues as with this is war to a
40:04
very very into death of the my last
40:06
night as I was putting the to bed
40:08
she was asking me and when people die
40:10
to they come back to life and you
40:12
gotta be honest can't be like yea as
40:14
a days and and as to that know
40:16
that they've gone forever and Sheila immediately started
40:18
crying she's gonna miss a teacher so much
40:20
potential Yeah no may not may. Not.
40:23
May not see no money but said i have never
40:25
gonna see my teacher any me and you know to
40:27
go to school a gun on never gonna say you
40:29
would use died. But
40:31
that's okay my does or does hoping you'd never
40:33
be. But would you? This. Oh
40:36
no problems, he gets. Messy
40:39
Thursday and as lead the radio acts
40:41
now we'd be doing sports desk for
40:44
a couple of links who still got
40:46
one headlines ago. That
40:48
we keep getting distracted. Matthew, we did. You
40:50
get the says, i'm just a party googling
40:52
the tallest. Disneyland cast members just on
40:54
Ah, dust on his own. I was
40:57
just on studiously. Yeah, they're saying here
40:59
the the character heightens the tallest a
41:01
height requirements for Disneyland Disney wealth. Would
41:04
he just saw. Good. He
41:06
would eat a tiny little toy yeah, but
41:08
exists as soon as long as an embassy
41:10
to be addressing up like a little dogs
41:12
were, they were they to be the right
41:14
size. For sale as dressing up as
41:16
like as a terrier or something. put a put
41:19
in terrier. And the costs? yeah disease be the
41:21
right size for a toy. Yeah fair enough. Still
41:23
it was because it was like a with they'll
41:25
something quite skinny yeah like a with eating it
41:27
could see to with it to walk and it's
41:29
hind legs. The that we the perfect characters says
41:31
it here would be politically graceful would he himself
41:34
is in graces of a little bit overweight but
41:36
gangly. Odd Sigur as well. Answer the green Army
41:38
Men. Green. Army men sultanzoy story
41:40
of course but only with are all of them
41:42
would either via. Does. My son doesn't make
41:44
any sense as Mirage on The Wicked Stepmother Of
41:46
are among the tourist female characters as well. That
41:48
might only that the East is gonna be taller
41:51
than Gusto. You would think
41:53
so. Wouldn't even at least out like I can
41:55
find out. Hey what's housing costs? Have a nice
41:57
say. Would be taller than Gusto. I'm Gusto is.
42:00
This the man? yeah that's true as a
42:02
good voice but with yes that's true. What
42:04
is a costume? What about just scanning sense
42:06
that he rejects? Haven't seen a good said
42:08
Halloween and Christmas I was audio to heat
42:10
up to me just getting some additional paris
42:12
once than a He was pretty nice my
42:14
own jokes. getting seventy one by and walked
42:16
off. And then five
42:18
minutes later came came back it was a different
42:20
by can be costly but he was depressed not
42:22
not go depressed he got the goods getting since
42:24
the sports desk so it's it's good enough yet
42:27
estimate. That
42:32
guy. With
42:44
our resident outside of Dharma, a
42:47
lot of. Disney
42:52
say in Japan? guess my wife So
42:54
the data.was fussing with me. Really? you
42:56
got that kind of i do a
42:58
vibe and we die. As a gay
43:00
I give me the ice. seems to
43:02
see this the cold dead plastic eyes
43:04
of I assess assess up to talk
43:06
on the i cheated and only gone
43:08
once that she was talking to. You
43:10
appear unbelievable apparently. Five eleven to six
43:12
three to buy gas. Don Beyer fast
43:15
toll man by on. Doctor. Facility.
43:18
Which. I believe doctor facility is from the
43:20
asked for the Princess in the Frog. you've
43:22
gotta pay six but the six sects to
43:25
do that just about. Yeah. You could
43:27
six for to to us except for Jaffar
43:29
forty six one that can be Japan can
43:31
be my father's. Death.
43:33
Yes sir. Sixty Six forth, A Woody,
43:36
any white other that there's a headline
43:38
here. Well, node would have no time
43:40
for a while. It's a rollover U
43:43
S A Candle and see cause day.
43:47
i say we promise this time we're
43:49
going to us we can do as
43:51
they saw me promise as it's this
43:54
vital headline of three he's from the
43:56
whibley wobbly world of football bomb whole
43:58
via linux user You must, you must
44:00
sit. Port Vale, the nice singer Williams, has
44:03
made a bid for club. Now,
44:06
when you think of singer Williams, one
44:08
name immediately springs to mind. The great Andy
44:10
Williams. Andy Williams. Of course it
44:12
is. I thought you might say this. Of
44:14
course the great Andy Williams. But I'm
44:16
afraid... I thought we'd do Robbie Williams'
44:18
puns. I thought we'd come back to
44:20
it. What a sad
44:22
way for Port Vale to find out that
44:24
sadly Andy Williams has passed. Now, he was
44:27
a great man. He released some absolutely wonderful
44:29
records. Not least of which Moon River will
44:31
be playing later in the show. But
44:34
I'm afraid Port Vale, the reason they've had to deny
44:36
that Williams has made a bid to buy Port Vale
44:38
is because he passed away a few years ago. So
44:40
sorry to anyone who's been hearing this for the first
44:42
time and also sorry to the Williams estate. As
44:45
we all know, Robbie Williams can't buy
44:47
any football clubs because when he's tried to do it in
44:49
the past, he's tried to change the name of the penalty
44:51
box to the root. Yeah! Robbie
44:54
Williams, Maggie Cosby
44:56
and Edward. Why did
44:58
I build this ship
45:00
to wreck? Lawrence
45:02
and the Machine ship to wreck. Let's
45:05
look up the cover on Google images. Doesn't
45:08
she look like Davina McCall? She does look
45:10
like Davina McCall, doesn't she? Yeah. Yeah,
45:13
cast them as cousins. So
45:15
if only Davina McCall had hosted shipwreck,
45:17
it would be the perfect joke. It
45:19
would be the perfect joke. What's
45:22
the perfect joke, guys? You're 9-6 on the text,
45:24
that radio up to the Twitter. No time for
45:26
it now, unfortunately. No, never any time. It's
45:29
the end of the show. But thank you
45:31
all for listening. And thanks, can I just say, thanks
45:33
so much to everyone who got in touch with their
45:35
words that don't sound like they should. I
45:37
thought they were all fantastic. I enjoyed every single one of
45:39
them. Yeah, didn't they? 30% of them were good. The
45:42
rest of them were a reach. They
45:45
were either a reach and you don't think that or
45:47
you are a stupid idiot. Anyway,
45:50
it was Andy the painter's texter. Nothing
45:52
to do with us. Yeah,
45:54
trust Andy to bring out the stupid idiots. But
45:57
Thanks for listening all the same. Make Sure you
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46:12
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46:16
sits around the corner to stay tuned for hims
46:18
see next week but. As
46:26
gamble unless he was day. Whether
46:28
we are Matthew all done now.
46:31
Beautiful show. Nazi Beat Bush I.
46:33
Target of go To store I wanted to tell you
46:35
yes ah I didn't want to tell on the main
46:37
shame. Come. In the process
46:40
of am I being being cast for
46:42
yes, This is what happens when he
46:44
leaves you dmz open so I haven't
46:46
unlocked. I'm not being catfish, but I'm
46:49
I'm the person contact me clearly wants
46:51
to. Catfish may be a happy same
46:53
as in a public forum just known
46:55
as. Yeah. I think so because know
46:57
this is going to go out though he has
46:59
enough it will go out. but I think in
47:01
own guess is that the exactly money now though
47:04
he gets as long as you're up to. A
47:06
couple of days ago I got some, I got
47:08
a handful of missed what's up calls rights and
47:10
I'll stick his use. This does cause he lady
47:12
that retires this this number. So I
47:14
sent a message saying sorry we don't again
47:16
concept with mates and. Ah, they
47:18
said yes, hello friends. This.
47:21
Is sad. Fact. Is is
47:23
it that they said and I say study
47:25
They said hello Justine, this is your friend.
47:28
Gave you get big pun huge huge
47:31
as you gave me your number a
47:33
couple of days ago and I said
47:35
i have a friend no not not
47:37
Justin and they said oh my goodness
47:39
I'm so embarrassed. Soyuz or Spotless House
47:41
or Break or reader Audrey Audrey the
47:44
over ignored with most writers and going
47:46
to say I murdered first He was
47:48
great and better as it. How's how's
47:50
Audrey? Ah and I said oh no
47:52
not not May what happened to Audrey
47:54
and a viable hang on hang on
47:57
hang Oh man what you. Saw. Him out.
47:59
What? Did you say what happened to Audrey? I don't know
48:01
what happened to Audrey. Why are you responding in the back
48:04
place? Because you're ripe for a catfish. So
48:06
then they said, how was Audrey? Audrey
48:08
ate something, some bad food and has
48:10
a bad stomach. And they
48:13
were saying, oh my goodness, I'm so embarrassed.
48:15
Oh dear, what an embarrassing thing
48:17
to have got the wrong number. I said, no, don't worry
48:19
about it. And they said, oh, you seem like a kind
48:21
person. Oh, here we go. Here we go. So anyway, I've
48:23
been chatting to this person for three days. Right.
48:26
Matty, this is all your fault. No, no, but
48:29
I'm sort of fascinated because I know what I
48:31
listen to. I've listened to Sweet Bobby. I've listened
48:33
to something was wrong. I know I've watched the
48:35
movie. I've watched the TV show. You
48:37
asked for some picky. You're going to fall
48:40
for it. Last night I got the first picky and
48:42
it's a sexy lady. Yeah,
48:44
absolutely. But I've been trying to talk about
48:46
whatever I like. So for example, I was
48:49
watching the KLF documentary on now and
48:51
so I just started messaging. Just watching the KLF. I'm
48:54
doing a bit of a front. Just watching the
48:56
KLF documentary. Have you told your wife that this is
48:58
happening because if she finds those messages, it's not going
49:00
to look good. Well, listen, I've last
49:02
night was I got a picky, but my wife was already
49:04
had gone to bed. I'm going to have
49:07
to tell her now. Now the picky is too late. Now the picky's
49:09
arrived. You shouldn't hold a pre picky. No, I think I think I
49:11
can tell her now. But you see the picky and how did
49:13
she get into sending you the picky? I say she is
49:16
definitely a man. That's a guy. So what did
49:18
I say? He did burn 500 quid of my
49:20
yes, that's too late. Yeah. So
49:24
that is defacing me. It's hard to imagine.
49:27
It's hard to imagine burning such a
49:29
large sum of money, says my friend,
49:31
your girlfriend, Victoria here. Yeah. I
49:35
said, what do you think they were dealing with? Anyway, then straight
49:37
away, this picture comes in. This is me. So
49:39
you have an idea of who you're talking to. Yes. There
49:42
we go. Not them. Not them. I
49:45
tried. I tried to not that small Asian lady.
49:47
Google reverse search the image, but it's not. It's
49:49
not popping up. Yeah. But
49:52
it's no keep trying to carry on talking
49:54
about the picture. The we said, yeah. But
49:59
then there's probably. I've got my picture. I'm thinking
50:02
giant from the new gladiators. I
50:06
should do that because she came
50:08
to work for a company Nielsen, the company
50:10
Nielsen, right? And I was like amazing because
50:12
I'm fascinated by the notion of Nielsen families.
50:14
I tried to talk to about Nielsen families.
50:16
She didn't really know much about Nielsen families.
50:19
It's suspicious if you work for Nielsen, you'd know what Nielsen families
50:21
are. If you work for Dennis Nielsen. Well, then
50:25
she said, oh, by the way, I haven't asked what your name is.
50:27
I said, my name is Neil, then anyway,
50:34
she said, check your profile. And you look young. I think
50:36
we're the same age. I can say, where's she checked the
50:38
profile? Because it's my pictures on my WhatsApp. So she's lying.
50:42
Yeah. I said, we look the same age. She looks about,
50:45
I'm going to say it. She's saying she's saying
50:47
she's 29. I said, she's not 29. I
50:49
said, I can guarantee you
50:52
we're not the same age.
50:54
This is the police. You're
50:56
going to be on a YouTube documentary about pedo
50:58
hunters. I
51:01
said, surely bagging on about the KLF might have tipped you off.
51:03
I'm not 29. Anyway, she said, you
51:05
look younger than me. What's your secret? I said, adrenochrome, obviously.
51:08
And she said, adrenochrome is often part
51:10
of conspiracy theories. I believe in healthy living for staying
51:12
young. And I said, yeah, I don't really use adrenochrome.
51:15
Anyway, we haven't had a great, great job. But now she's
51:17
trying to get me to start texting on a different number.
51:22
I feel like this is a
51:24
midlife crisis, isn't it? I
51:27
bet loads of men start with this as a joke.
51:32
Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. The meter of Victoria. Exactly. So
51:34
I don't know what the reason is, but I
51:36
feel like we shouldn't be doing this. Yeah. But
51:38
we're not doing it. The advice must
51:40
be that you shouldn't be doing it. Don't engage with the...
51:43
Well, get in touch. Tell me what I'm doing wrong, guys. But
51:46
there's probably some horrible reason that you... Yeah.
51:49
By prolonging it, there's something bad is going
51:51
to happen or it perpetuates something. Well, I
51:53
don't know. Well, who knows? We'll find out
51:56
next week. The Thing is, I've
51:58
watched too many Netflix documentaries. The not
52:00
be interested in what the game alone game
52:02
is That's my that's my problem Yeah. It'll
52:05
come I'm sure a loyal to get me to
52:07
switch to a different like you do you watch
52:09
the into splintering a how do you end up
52:11
in the situation sweet spot. This is a semi
52:13
what I wanted to I'm ah and then. And.
52:16
Then censor said him as his anti smoke person
52:18
accounts to submit to the street as help us
52:20
with two different number dollars x or different numbers
52:22
with this is my work mom works idea of
52:24
what about what about just a new habitats and
52:26
Justine on the work fungi Oh yeah was between
52:28
a hurry up I forgot so the scene I
52:30
like said what our don't would see the benefit
52:32
of switching number like as has been if a
52:34
bomb I'm I'm I'm loath to do that bet
52:37
to do that but yeah don't want to do
52:39
that. Doesn't that feel end of the key send
52:41
a picky it. But. I see you
52:43
say it's the join from Gladiators All. All.
52:46
I can call to know like a dog, see what?
52:51
This is like actually seen a becky of
52:53
your a to be employing their summer summer
52:55
what's up But it's interesting isn't It was
52:57
like how did they get my number in
52:59
the first place why are they just calling
53:01
to be as run the random numbers olds
53:03
I into somebody become of going i'm hi
53:05
mum of gas my phone my phone lot
53:08
of women and boss I also money really.
53:10
Worth. Of us father here fell for
53:12
it. was there an but yeah yeah
53:14
that's any ads and just. You. Know
53:16
what it's like? It's is it isn't
53:19
it? Interesting world I'm indices there by
53:21
Ana yes you're going Nc date I
53:23
know somebody to it. Got cafe stunned
53:25
when they tell you back what happened
53:27
to them. He. Sound insane via of
53:29
course you know ask eat out I
53:31
was going out with this girl the
53:33
into that who's and model but a
53:35
web com was broken com on he
53:37
must realize it's happen it up into
53:39
office of you still at those for
53:41
shooting shown capital assess assess as as
53:43
the General Douglas email address who delivered.
53:46
anyway and that is as was gonna like you
53:49
will i die as nice way of us have
53:51
it was a good run into guru yeah flag
53:53
but yeah i do honest i do have to
53:55
speak to i to charlie body does it does
53:58
it is it is also whether or not your
54:00
ramsey People think you are mad for doing this
54:02
by the way. Yeah, but it feels mad, but
54:04
am I mad or am I a journalist? Well
54:08
you're not a journalist, I guess you're mad. I
54:10
believe myself to be a journalist. Yeah, so you're
54:12
mad. I think I'm a Lexi monstrous. I know
54:14
people from tortoise- I mean if you do a
54:16
podcast about it. From tortoise media, some of them
54:18
listen to this show. In fact I
54:20
might DM the guys from Tortoise and say, listen, tell
54:22
me what I'm doing. Yeah, I've been paying for subscription
54:24
on Tortoise. Anyway,
54:28
it's an interesting world. There
54:32
we go. Mad
54:34
isn't it? Absolutely mad. Of
54:36
course that's not you. Here's a picture of me, just
54:38
so you know you're talking to. Absolutely
54:41
not. Burt Rex. Burt Rex, yeah. I
54:44
watched American Nightmare, which I
54:46
really really enjoyed. Really
54:49
mad. Really mad. Obviously
54:52
very bleak. But really
54:54
mad. And also ended with quite a
54:56
few questions unanswered. But
54:58
I'm really really really fascinated. So
55:01
thanks for the wreck on that. So the
55:04
year of drama continues. Oh yeah, the
55:06
big year of drama. So we're hopping on
55:08
board with 2017's hottest show, Crew Detective. We're
55:12
watching it from the first series. Right,
55:15
I'd say not the new one. Not the new one. We thought we might
55:17
watch the new one, but we thought why not just go- why not watch
55:19
the first one? Everyone said the first one
55:21
was so brilliant. And it's very
55:23
good. It's very good. I couldn't tell
55:25
you what the hell's going on. Do
55:27
you know what I mean? I've got no clue
55:29
what's going on. Why? I haven't
55:31
seen it. Is it particularly complicated? It seems like
55:33
it to me. I think I'm just
55:36
out of- I think it's because I've spent so much time
55:38
watching like reality
55:40
TV, which is so clearly explained
55:42
what everything is happening. All
55:44
the time. So many recaps that when
55:46
they go, who do you think that is? And they go,
55:48
well it's probably Charlie. You go, who the fuck? Charlie? I'm
55:51
the only person who's that- I've never heard- also
55:53
there's a murder plot going all the way
55:55
through it. But you don't have- like every
55:57
time they meet a person, they meet them for- a
56:00
little chat with them and you go well it's not that person.
56:02
So you don't, there's no one you think oh
56:04
and maybe it's that person because of all this suspicious stuff they've
56:06
done. There's no one, so if they go oh actually it turns
56:08
out to be, right basically
56:10
unless it's unless the murderer turns out
56:12
to be Woody Harrelson, Matthew McConaughey or
56:15
Woody Harrelson's wife. I'm
56:17
not going to care, not going to care who
56:19
it is. But anyway it's um you know it's
56:21
definitely it's definitely a drama. And apparently the second
56:23
series is really bad. Yeah people didn't love the second
56:26
series but this new one's supposed to be very good.
56:28
Charlie's coping with it. Yeah you
56:30
know what we're just we're both we're
56:32
both watching it. It's not particularly disturbing
56:34
you know there's nothing that's really sort of
56:36
stopped us from wanting to watch it apart from
56:38
it. It's a little uneasy though. Oh yeah yeah
56:40
yeah but I don't think it's you know it's
56:42
not like um it's not like uh
56:45
triangle of sadness where we have to turn it off.
56:47
Life is a flat circle you know all that chat
56:49
yeah. What's what's that? Okay never
56:51
mind either you've had it or you
56:53
didn't you didn't concentrate or yeah you
56:55
know all the sort of like dark
56:57
philosophical conversations they have in the car.
56:59
Oh my god yeah yeah yeah yeah.
57:01
Interminable. Yeah. What I like is the the guy is
57:03
the guy is that like the
57:05
guy's like the armor you know I'm Woody Harrelson I'm
57:08
a meat and potatoes guy. Yeah. You know I love
57:10
my wife I'd also love my mistress that kind of
57:12
guy. He's every bit as verbose as the other guy.
57:15
But anyway no I'm not sure what's going on
57:17
but I'm not hopefully by the final
57:19
episode I love uh you do hope that it will all
57:21
clear into place. Yeah yeah yeah. I really really hope so.
57:24
Um what else to backtrack? Are the new
57:26
Future Islands record? I really really like it. They
57:28
haven't reinvented the wheel but it's brilliant. Um
57:31
people aren't there who aren't there anymore.
57:33
Um there's a there's also
57:35
a good new a new podcast
57:37
from Ben Mankiewicz who does the
57:41
he does the Turner classic movies podcast but it's
57:43
interviewing directors and the Emerald Fennell interview is
57:46
really good. Like her um the
57:49
sort of her uh upbringing in cinema
57:51
like what she used to what
57:54
inspired her and she's a very interesting
57:56
person to listen to so that is very very good.
58:00
a couple of flat-share stand-downs that have just
58:02
gone on sale. So please do come along
58:04
to those. We've got February the 19th and
58:06
February the 20th. We've got Alex Brooker and Morgan Rees
58:09
at the first one and then we've got Lucy Porter
58:11
and Flo and Joan at the second one and
58:13
they are on sale now. Great
58:17
line-up. Thank you. I'm
58:20
on tour starting in March. Hot diggity dog
58:22
again Robert Carter UK for tickets. Yes. Going
58:25
all over the place. Becky
58:28
Rakey's Australian Traitors
58:30
Series 2. Yeah. I'd
58:32
say first four episodes they are the
58:34
most relaxed group. I mean it's very
58:36
Australian thing. They're like having a laugh
58:38
around the round table. They're doing jokes.
58:40
That made me angry. Yeah. Because
58:43
it should be taken. Not a laugh. Not a
58:45
laugh. It's a serious business. Serious
58:47
business. Or a fatal. And then
58:49
they suddenly, in episode five, suddenly start taking
58:51
it really seriously. It's super intense. They're some
58:54
of the thickest group of people. And
58:57
now look, having now sort of
58:59
semi-worked within the world of the Traitors. Yeah.
59:02
You know I'm having to feel a lot of questions from friends and
59:04
family about how do they not know. It's like well they don't know
59:06
because they don't know. That's the whole point of the game. Yeah.
59:10
And it's very difficult to work out what's going on
59:12
if you're in the game because you've not seen who
59:14
the Traitors are. You know because you're watching the show
59:16
and they tell you who the Traitors are. You would
59:18
not. I know you think you'd do better than them
59:20
but you absolutely would not be better than them because
59:22
you're in there for 24 hours. You don't see an
59:24
edited highlights reel of what's happening in the house. And
59:26
you don't see every other conversation in the house either.
59:29
But Australian Traitors series two,
59:31
they are morons. Really?
59:34
Yeah. So it's well worth a watch.
59:36
I'll watch that. Yeah. Great. Loved it. And the end
59:38
is bananas. Yeah. Because you texted us.
59:41
It is. You texted me last night. It's
59:43
bananas. I've just finished. Yeah.
59:47
Yeah. A few days. Yeah. Okay.
59:52
I'll do my best. Well,
59:55
I'm not going to finish the series by the next. I
1:00:00
see you which let's face it is Tuesday. Yeah,
1:00:02
I think that's tricky And
1:00:05
my other one you'll like this unless you've listened to it
1:00:07
already It's a
1:00:10
BBC podcast or even Inside
1:00:13
the X Factor is called offstage inside the
1:00:15
X Factor. No, I haven't I haven't there
1:00:17
was a really good one about reality TV
1:00:19
in General those BBC sounds a couple of
1:00:21
years ago. I think I recommend I think
1:00:23
it was I saw this because there was
1:00:25
a trailer for this on the feed of
1:00:27
the reality right Yeah, the podcast really off
1:00:30
stage inside the X Factor off stage inside
1:00:32
the X Factor and then see loads of
1:00:34
old Contestants absolutely in my way. You can't
1:00:36
tell me about that and then also say
1:00:38
watch traitor series, too. Yeah Yeah, oh
1:00:40
no, okay. Oh, yeah, I would say it's
1:00:42
very interesting There's obviously some things that working
1:00:45
in the media that we know Yes And
1:00:47
that everything's not as it seems and also
1:00:49
but it also goes into how hard like
1:00:51
the runners are working on the show Oh,
1:00:53
yeah, and the sort of the
1:00:55
state of that and yeah, it's interesting Fascinating
1:00:58
great brilliant and it's not totally
1:01:01
one-sided It's not the aftercare
1:01:03
was terrible and all of these people are destitute now
1:01:05
There's a lot of people who like I went into
1:01:07
it knowing. Yeah what it was like With
1:01:11
Sam Bailey who won it yeah So
1:01:14
she's so great. Yeah, and
1:01:16
they were talking about this She gets the million pound
1:01:18
record contracts and she was I knew it wasn't that's
1:01:21
not what it means But to
1:01:23
the viewer You're getting
1:01:25
a million pounds. Yeah, but no that's the amount of money.
1:01:27
They're investing into you. They got 150 grand Okay,
1:01:30
not to be missed out pretty good
1:01:33
Yeah, and then everything else is just
1:01:35
invested into promoting you and putting you
1:01:37
on tour and recording and all that
1:01:39
business Yeah, what a racket? Yeah, but
1:01:41
brilliant. Yeah, good. Good. Pod.
1:01:43
He great. Love a good pod. He then
1:01:45
what about you? Nothing really only
1:01:47
thing I've got anything this week. No, no,
1:01:49
so I will just say Jasper Looks
1:01:52
amazing in the India test kit. Oh My
1:01:55
I think his shoulders look fantastic with the sort
1:01:57
of blue epaulettes that they got. So you're Last
1:02:00
week you were recommending a guy's beard. Kano's
1:02:02
beard? This week... Are you building the perfect
1:02:04
man? Are you? I think if I was...
1:02:06
Are you Dr. Frank N. Thurter? If I
1:02:08
was building the perfect man... Dr. Winkenstein? Probably
1:02:11
would have Kano's beard and Boomer's action. So...
1:02:13
That's right. So we've got a beard and
1:02:15
we've got shoulders now. Every week you have
1:02:17
to recommend a different bit of a man
1:02:19
you like. A different body part, yeah. Dr.
1:02:21
Winkenstein. Dr. Winkenstein. It's a great new feature.
1:02:23
Yeah. A poddy only feature. I love it.
1:02:27
By the end we can fully describe
1:02:29
Dr. Winkenstein's monster. Great. Yeah, fantastic. And also
1:02:31
you better make a timecode note so we can
1:02:33
put it together. Yeah. We can assemble it. Yeah,
1:02:35
I mean we'll forget to do it next week
1:02:38
but... I don't know, people can email
1:02:40
in sunday at radiox.co.uk to remind us to
1:02:42
do it. You know there's someone who can
1:02:44
photoshop together Winkenstein's monster. Oh yes, please. That's
1:02:48
brilliant. But that would be fun. Imagine
1:02:50
if I get the design team
1:02:53
to do it. Yeah. Yeah, get
1:02:55
the... Just send an email saying, can you please... Get
1:02:57
the design team to make it and then what we'll
1:02:59
do is we'll then give that to a... Like a
1:03:01
costume designer. Well, no. I'll tell you what we do.
1:03:03
What? Put it in a 3D printer. Get Winkenstein's monster,
1:03:06
get the full photo, photoshop, send it to Victoria. Yes.
1:03:10
Catfish the catfisher. This is what I look like.
1:03:15
I'll tell you what I look like in about
1:03:17
40 weeks. Yeah. I'm
1:03:20
doing a bit of work on myself at the moment. Well, I think we
1:03:22
do just a close shot. Like,
1:03:25
shoulders, head. Yeah.
1:03:28
So you've got Kano's beard. We've got Kano's
1:03:30
beard and your man's shoulders. Am I
1:03:32
allowed to duplicate? Because I do like Kano's eyes as
1:03:34
well. No, no, no. Your lips as
1:03:36
well. It's gotta be your lips. Yeah. Let's go
1:03:38
further afield, okay? You've got to pick one item
1:03:40
per person. Okay, alright. Are you happy with Kano's
1:03:43
beard? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going in. Kano's beard.
1:03:45
Kano's beard and my lips. I'm up for that
1:03:47
as well. Yeah. Of course. And
1:03:49
who... What's your man's name? Jasprit Brumra.
1:03:51
Jasprit Brumra. His shoulders.
1:03:54
And his action. But that's a bit more nebulous. Yeah,
1:03:56
yeah. You can't really put that in a photo. Yeah, but
1:03:58
his shoulders definitely. In the action. specifically in the
1:04:00
India with the epaulettes as well yeah I mean you
1:04:02
can do some more now if that's quicker who's
1:04:05
eyes do you want? Cano is the one who
1:04:07
came to mind so you can't have canos eyes
1:04:09
as well. Can't you be cano dressed in a
1:04:12
cricket outfit? We can't understand that. Shall I put
1:04:14
Killian Murphy as a placeholder for eyes?
1:04:16
Yeah but I might change I probably will change that well
1:04:18
you've got I was trying to get through it a bit
1:04:20
quicker you've got till you've got till Tuesday to think of
1:04:22
yeah have a bit more of a think about it because
1:04:24
this is important stuff I'm not going to rush it you
1:04:27
don't want to rush these things no okay
1:04:29
really we need nose eyebrows
1:04:32
yeah I mean any cheeks
1:04:34
ears if you've got particular ears uh
1:04:37
what's the top of the head doing what's the forehead
1:04:39
doing what is there a is there hair exactly is
1:04:41
there gonna be a hat yeah is there gonna be
1:04:43
a hat is it gonna be jewelry goldstein's eyebrows could
1:04:46
it be very close to his eyebrows yeah good
1:04:49
strong eyebrows very much in the kind of
1:04:51
uh daniel levy kind of uh you know
1:04:53
thick robust eyebrows
1:04:56
eyebrows that you'd
1:04:58
need a brush for yeah they're not comb
1:05:00
eyebrows no way brush eyebrow you want to
1:05:02
want one of those those like the kind
1:05:04
of brush that you would brush your horse's
1:05:06
hooves with the big those big thick brushes
1:05:09
yeah yeah anyway this
1:05:11
is all good stuff it's all it's all
1:05:13
it's all grist to the dr vincenstine mill
1:05:16
um sometimes a
1:05:19
sentence you just gotta go long enough until it
1:05:21
gets weird who's who's got this far now yeah
1:05:25
who i mean i don't next tuesday
1:05:28
we're gonna do a pre-record you're gonna say how
1:05:31
we doing with dr vincenstines monster and i'm
1:05:33
gonna go what are you talking about here
1:05:35
um the uh the other
1:05:38
thing is do we need a topic for next week
1:05:40
i don't because we have a guest we have at
1:05:42
least one guest great i think we'll be fine without
1:05:44
yeah yeah because everything's always in
1:05:47
play of course if people want to send in
1:05:49
stories about debenham if people want to send in
1:05:51
debenham denim what we denim of course forget we
1:05:53
didn't get any dead we got zero you know
1:05:55
what actually we didn't really pun we didn't we
1:05:57
didn't work hard on denim no we didn't work
1:06:00
hard but you know what denim... Which denim
1:06:02
can be worked hard on. You can absolutely.
1:06:04
That's one of the bonuses of the textile.
1:06:06
It's a work fabric isn't it? It's durable.
1:06:08
Exactly yeah. Textile texter. The textile
1:06:10
texter. Denim. Sunday at radiox.co.uk get
1:06:13
in touch with your denim-dotes. Denim-ic-dotes.
1:06:16
Yeah that's a good word. We'll throw that out there.
1:06:18
Yeah yeah. Lovely. Alright we'll see you next Sunday. Bye!
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