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X. Hello everybody and welcome to

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the podcast of the Ed Gamble and Matthew

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Crosby. Sorry Matthew. Oh you've still

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got a mouthful, have you? I'm just having

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some birch amusingly. Oh absolutely delicious. Well it

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is the morning after all, why not? It

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is. Why not treat yourself? Sorry to

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people who find that a little bit tricky to hear

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people eating on microphones. I've stopped now, I promise. You

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stopped? Well I was actually, I was

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going to say, it's Easter Sunday. He said promise so that

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obviously means he hasn't. No there's, I could

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do with like a bit more like slopping

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but I really, it does genuinely upset people

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so I won't do it. It's

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grim stuff but from now

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on no more eating on microphone

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from either of us. So yeah

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it's Easter Sunday and happy Easter

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guys. I've got you a couple

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of little Easter treats. Oh my goodness. Yeah I've got you

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some Easter treats I thought. Is it your balls? In

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a way it is my balls.

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It's these little chocolaty little bits.

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Chocolaty little bits, that's what I call your

1:06

balls. That's exactly right. By

1:09

the way when you heard the song chocolate

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salty balls for

1:13

the first time for the South Park song.

1:15

Yeah chef. Did you lose your

1:17

mind? I thought it was the absolute, I still listen

1:20

to it every now and then to recapture that feeling.

1:23

I couldn't believe there was anything so funny. So I didn't

1:25

watch South Park. I didn't watch South Park either. I don't

1:27

know why I just never keyed in South Park as a

1:29

kid. But it was in the charts. So I heard it

1:31

on the radio. I heard it, well I went on a

1:33

school trip and someone had the CD that it was on.

1:36

I think there was a South Park album right and it

1:38

was on there. And oh

1:40

boy, lost my mind. I couldn't believe it. High

1:43

in fibre. Anyway,

1:45

so just amazing stuff from those guys. Anyway

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I've got three of them because I got

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one for Ivo Graham as well. But

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he's on the show. But he didn't make it

1:56

into the studio. I didn't want to

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embarrass him during the... You know what that means,

2:00

Matthew? You can eat that whole bag on the way home. I can

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eat it during the rest of the show. Absolutely

2:05

ruin the rest of the show. Thank you, Matthew. Thank

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you. That's very kind. We've got

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here the sea salt and biscuits. Yes. We've got the... Is

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that the one you want? Yes. There you go. There

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you go. We've got the marshmallow and biscuit. We've

2:16

got the triple chocolate. Oh!

2:19

He's gone too soon. Hang on. Triple chocolate is

2:21

just normal chocolate. Triple chocolate is white chocolate, dark

2:23

chocolate and milk chocolate. I'll give that a go.

2:25

There you go. You have to do marshmallow, isn't

2:27

that right? Love a bit of marshmallow, yeah. Thanks,

2:29

man. I'm very happy with mine. I just saw

2:31

the orange and that's my favourite Tony. Yeah, that

2:33

is the best one, I think. Well, there you

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go. Thank you, Matthew. Enjoy it. Happy

2:38

Easter, pals. I hope you enjoy

2:40

those chalks. Did you get the kids an egg? Oh,

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yeah, the kids have got an egg. Yeah. It's

2:45

the first year... Oh, it's like... Little

2:47

Jerry Cinnamon is the first year she's kind of got her

2:49

head. Excuse me. What? Her

2:52

head's grown in. She's got her head from her

2:54

side. She's lost her baby head.

2:56

Yeah. Yeah. You

2:59

know that, they're like LOL dolls. They just pop off

3:01

after a while and then you put on an adult

3:03

head. That would be horrible if kids'

3:05

heads were like their teeth. I

3:07

find it... Well, they lost their head and

3:09

then it grows back and then it's an adult head.

3:12

We took her to the dentist this week to have

3:14

her teeth checked out because she'd accidentally bashed them in

3:16

a couple of months ago. I don't know if I

3:18

talked about it on the radio, but it was a

3:20

pretty horrifying night. Yeah, that's not nice. And

3:23

they showed her the X-ray of her

3:26

big teeth coming through. And

3:28

she was really terrified by it. Yeah. She was

3:30

really terrified. They go, this is the inside of

3:32

your mouth. Look at the size... Because the big

3:34

teeth are massive. She's going to have

3:37

proper, you know, old Rob Beckett teeth. You know,

3:39

they're absolutely enormous. It's like old Rob Beckett. Like

3:41

old Rob Beckett here before he had his teeth

3:43

done in Turkey. You

3:45

know, that's not true, by the way. That's

3:47

absolutely not true. Of anyone who doesn't need to

3:49

have their teeth done. People take a picture of

3:52

Rob Beckett to Turkey and go, give me this.

3:54

Yeah, yeah. That's what he's got naturally. Give me

3:56

the Beckett. She's just got her head

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wrapped around the concept of... of

4:00

Easter eggs and very very excited. Very

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very excited. I said what kind of

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Easter egg do you want? I want

4:07

one that's made out of

4:09

chocolate and is like the shape of an

4:11

egg but bigger and I was like yeah

4:14

that's an Easter egg. But yeah it's great.

4:16

I'll do my best. I'll do my level

4:18

best. Actually I will talk about

4:20

it on the show trying to find Easter eggs.

4:22

We'll talk about that a little bit later on because

4:25

we haven't finished the show yet. But we've got

4:27

to waste stuff. Let's not burn it on the

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pod. We've got some great messages in

4:31

though. Some really good messages in. This one

4:34

is from Simon from Maidenhead via Plymouth Bristol

4:36

Plymouth and Bristol. He says dear

4:38

EMV as an office junior around the age of

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18. Very good Ed. Ed is continuing to eat

4:42

but he lends away from the microphone

4:45

like a professional and a professional producer would

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not have mentioned that. Well he made

4:50

direct eye contact with me as if to say aren't I

4:52

doing well. Yeah he wants a pat on the head. He's

4:54

being a very good boy. Double thumbs up from Ed there.

4:56

This is a funny message from Simon so you're going to

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want to finish your mouth for the second. So

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as an office junior around the age of 18 I

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was asked by the receptionist to take the paper delivery

5:06

to the print room. On the third trip and in

5:08

an effort to impress the 60 year old receptionist I

5:10

attempted to take two boxes at once. I bent down

5:12

split trousers from dollars to donuts. The

5:14

receptionist was on the phone and said I'll have to call you

5:16

back. A young man just presented himself to me. Did exactly

5:20

the same thing a month later. Oh my goodness.

5:22

You've got to have a thing. Now where's dollars

5:24

to donuts come from. Now dollars to donuts is

5:26

an expression I use when I realised I'd lost

5:29

my. Yeah. I don't think it means

5:31

splitting your trousers. It is an expression. Well dollars

5:33

to donuts. What's that?

5:35

It's just an expression I've heard

5:37

but it seems like a it's a funny thing

5:39

to say I think. I thought it was a

5:41

dollars to donuts. You bet I'll bet you dollars

5:43

to donuts isn't it. It's like it's like I

5:45

thought it would split your trousers. Yeah I thought

5:47

dollars to head over here. Dollars is the salty

5:50

balls and donut is the anus. Exactly that's

5:52

why that's how I'm using it. But but

5:54

actually doesn't mean it doesn't mean that. Yeah

5:57

it's all salty down there. Simon.

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continues also my wife went for a

6:02

bra fitting last week and got completely

6:04

topless the lady in M&S squeaked with

6:06

shock averted arrived and said she can

6:08

keep your own bra on good luck

6:10

in the car hearts this week Simon

6:12

from main head I didn't know Bristol

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Plymouth Bristol I assumed of course you

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did when I when I think

6:18

about it every day yes you assumed

6:20

it was just two ladies enjoying each other's

6:22

measurements when I go and stand near the

6:24

changing rooms I'm imagining they've got their bras

6:26

off no because

6:29

surely it's not an accurate measurement if you still

6:31

have you ever been fitted for a suit do

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they ask you to take all your clothes off no they don't yeah

6:36

because I would be wearing my pants and

6:39

stuff under have you ever been

6:41

fitted for a morph suit I guess I'm

6:43

not taking my trousers off either really no

6:45

no you don't need it like mmm I

6:47

would say they think and they can yes they

6:50

could estimate yeah yeah what

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a shame what

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a shame there this is from this is

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from Amy he says hello despite

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using his name to describe myself a lot

7:02

I do not know who is Hank Marvin

7:04

nor do I care love Amy you've got

7:07

a look of the Hank Marvin I've got

7:09

something like Marvin yeah yeah yeah and we

7:11

don't mean starving thank you so much yeah

7:15

yeah no no I I

7:17

love Hank Marvin Hank Marvin I mean

7:19

they don't care they don't care yeah

7:21

yeah but suffice to say I

7:23

love Hank Marvin and you got the look of

7:25

him this is from oh I don't know who

7:27

this is from they just end it with cheers

7:29

it's a name maybe that's the

7:31

name yeah it

7:34

would be good if your name was cheers because

7:36

everyone would know your

7:38

name hello crunch crumble and Vince

7:41

I would just want a little slightly could you

7:43

could you elongate the silence after that

7:46

maybe 15 seconds complete yeah Vin hasn't done

7:48

that so when you heard about the

7:55

fact but why don't you want is isn't

7:57

he like shooting stars with

7:59

the bell ringing the undertaking or...

8:01

Actually, genuinely, I think you should

8:03

just start the show then. LAUGHTER

8:10

Hello, Crunch Crumble and Vin Side the Factory with

8:12

Greg Wallace. Lovely. Oh, here we go. Please

8:15

keep me anonymous for obvious reasons.

8:17

Here we go. In my first year

8:21

of secondary school, navigating the difficult time of making

8:23

new friends and avoiding the wrong ones, whilst changing

8:25

in PE, I pulled my clothes out of my

8:27

bag... ..and

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out came flying my mum's bra. LAUGHTER

8:32

She was having a new one, Fae.

8:36

Didn't need to take it off. Luckily,

8:38

only my friend noticed it came out of the bag. To his

8:40

credit, he didn't say a word. For the next five minutes, I

8:42

witnessed and took part in a throwing in... ..and

8:44

a throwing in kicking my mum's bra around the changing rooms

8:46

until the lesson started. I had to make a poor excuse

8:48

to leave the lesson and scurry back to the changing rooms

8:51

to recover the bra and stuff it back in my bag.

8:53

Oh, my God. Yeah, I can

8:55

tell why you don't want to give your name there, cos

8:58

you're still reliving the trauma. You're still reliving the childhood trauma.

9:00

If that happened at my school, a

9:02

bra flew out of someone's bag. Oh, that would be it.

9:04

That would be it. That's

9:07

like a dog getting into the playground. It's

9:09

more exciting. It's more exciting than pigeon in the classroom.

9:11

It's more exciting than dog in the playground. A bra

9:13

on the floor. It's more exciting than someone calling the

9:15

teacher mum. This is the bra

9:17

in the room. Oh, my

9:19

God. Yeah. If it was a

9:21

massive one as well. LAUGHTER

9:26

If it was a massive one, it landed on someone's head.

9:28

Is this being too laddy? Is it

9:30

being too laddy? No, I think it proves

9:32

how pathetic we are. Be pathetic and you

9:34

find bras funny. But they are. Crucially, they're

9:36

very funny. Bras are funny. Haunts are funny.

9:38

Bums are funny. All of this stuff is

9:41

funny. Speaking of funny, enjoy the show. Head

9:43

Campbell and massive Cosme. 3D.

9:45

X. Howie,

9:48

it's the Angel of the North here. How

9:51

are you all doing? I can't even

9:53

believe that I'm finally getting to be on

9:55

my favourite radio station, Radio X. People

9:58

often ask me why I'm stood with me arms. out

10:00

and it's because I'm always off me rocker

10:02

listening to a banging indie tune. I really

10:04

want to shout tune every time Sam Fender

10:06

comes on but I'm worried I'd scare all

10:09

the cars on the A1 into having a

10:11

reaping crash. It's the first

10:13

time I've ever spoken because I've been saving

10:15

it for this moment. Being allowed to appear

10:17

on the Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby show

10:20

Get In You Legends. Ed

10:22

and Matthew often ask their guests who their favourite

10:24

Jody is and I have to say I cannae

10:26

help but feel slightly wounded when no one says

10:28

me. A lot of people

10:31

say Jimmy Nail, Jimmy Nail what's he

10:33

ever done? He's about 5 foot 9,

10:35

I'm massive. Gaza

10:37

he's always moving about, I've been

10:39

completely still for ages. Plus I

10:41

saw him in traffic once and

10:43

he was picking his nose and

10:45

listening to Arrival Inferior Radio Station.

10:48

What was that? Radio Station.

10:51

I cannae wait for Ed and Matthew's show today.

10:53

Rumour is they've got Ivo Graham on as a

10:55

guest. I love Ivo Graham,

10:57

he's reaped posh but in an approachable

10:59

way because despite his clear privilege

11:01

he's clearly all over the place. Anyway

11:05

I better get on with staring at the same

11:07

bit of road forever, the things I've seen. Oh

11:10

no, a dad has just brought their kid over to

11:13

the side of the road and they're holding him up

11:15

in the air dangling them whilst the kid does a

11:17

big way in full view of the traffic. Absolutely

11:20

classic. Don't know why the

11:22

kid cannae hold it in, I've been doing that

11:24

for years. Don't be too judgmental of who I

11:26

suppose, you probably had to do that when you

11:28

were young. Radio power

11:44

up, kick your asses. You will not be kicking

11:46

anybody's A's in, thank you

11:48

very much. Oh my good gracious me. Apologies

11:50

to anyone who was listening to that, I

11:52

was offended by the lyrics there. It's not

11:54

often we play rap but I'm always glad

11:57

for the news. Thank you very much. It's

11:59

a bit, yes. Anyway I hope the hip

12:01

hop community. you were placated with that. Anyways

12:03

Ed Gamel and Matthew Crosby wishing you a

12:05

very happy Easter Sunday. Happy Easter Ed. Oh

12:07

thank you Matthew it's one of

12:09

my forgotten holidays. Yeah for a lot of

12:12

people that's the case isn't it? It's a

12:14

happy bank holiday weekend. Happy bank holiday weekend.

12:16

I mean I worked on Friday, I've been

12:18

working again on Monday. Oh yeah. That's the

12:21

way it is for freelancers, that's the way

12:23

it goes. For creative types like myself and

12:25

Matthew you know we don't stop working because

12:27

a lot of the you know genius

12:30

never takes a break. There's no off on the

12:32

genius which Ed, there's no off on the genius

12:34

which even for chucky weekend. As

12:37

proved by your gorgeous introduction today. Yeah oh

12:39

so much creativity. You thought it's Easter Sunday

12:41

what am I going to do? Classic figure

12:43

of Easter Sunday, the Angel of the North.

12:46

Well look when I was writing it I'd

12:48

forgotten it was Easter Sunday. Also

12:51

I assumed we've done the Easter Bunny and Vin's

12:53

checked a list that you know Vin has a

12:55

master list of all the intros we've done. You're

12:57

kidding. Apparently we've never done the Easter Bunny but

12:59

I have done Harold the resurrection

13:02

bear. Yes I think I

13:04

did I not do a thing where where we

13:07

were we were little bunnies you and I hopping

13:09

around looking for eggs then farmer Vin came and

13:11

shot a headshot from the shotgun. Yeah there's been

13:13

an Easter egg hunt. Yeah Ed and I were

13:15

two little sweet little bunnies and we got a lot of complaints

13:18

about that one. I remember that that ruined a lot of people.

13:20

Well we were getting complaints about this one. This

13:23

is from Sean on WhatsApp. Ed the

13:25

Angel can't be a Geordie it's in Gateshead

13:27

not Newcastle. Can we once and

13:29

for all we've had this before please get

13:31

a definition of what is Geordie because yeah

13:33

apparently according to our listeners it's basically one

13:36

street in Newcastle. It's

13:38

one street where Jimmy Nail lives and that's it.

13:40

And that's it is wherever Jimmy Nail is. Wherever

13:43

he lays his hat that's Geordie Land. That's

13:45

very much Geordie Land. But yeah

13:47

sorry Sean but we we're gonna count.

13:50

I think that's acceptable isn't it? He

13:53

wore a big Newcastle shirt once the Angel of the

13:55

North. Or they. Or they I don't know actually. We

13:57

don't we don't know, we don't know but they? yeah.

14:00

They certainly did say is that does that

14:02

count for something yeah if you were nine

14:04

a Betty White's ah thanks for getting in

14:06

touch and ah lack of the the walks

14:08

up to the how to other people do

14:10

that when they don't Global player and this

14:12

little buddy compresses a little bus a nice

14:14

impress. There is a number as well but

14:17

as for a long them you can read

14:19

our yea a phone number the a the

14:21

one that's called reason at. All

14:24

phrases eleven series and are over. Those elements are

14:26

he's there. I get into get in such as

14:28

yet. Go to the go up last and was

14:30

supposed to die for. Lose your global player. Was

14:33

doing what we we should do it then

14:35

smoker stress is worth doing if you have

14:37

something to say in on and I know

14:40

that is any outs etti out nonsense really

14:42

the radio not read it or that minds

14:44

you can send photos you can send voiceover

14:46

send photos. With

14:49

very much on the same person as I literally

14:52

same into that he said he at the same

14:54

speed as i don't send photos, presents and five

14:56

years that I and votes as because we know

14:58

what your little of a way that we don't

15:00

want widow wouldn't is that of the horrifying hung.

15:03

Over for said that he thinks and

15:05

sweetie everyone is turning into a Reddit

15:07

threads and I'm very much like know

15:09

site with either drive on the show

15:11

and I'm surprised because I vote is

15:13

coming on in this our Vn Now

15:15

why two things going on here firstly

15:17

we fat we've lost in our yes

15:19

so this this this feels like seven

15:21

certain in the morning and i've i

15:23

said he was going to come into

15:26

the studio he up and and the

15:28

last night he messes been and said.

15:31

His it is gonna have to be a

15:33

zoom scan has to itemize not happen when I

15:35

though remember the the clots when for witness murmur

15:38

the constant forward and know I think I

15:40

reminded him about our other than he thought

15:42

about it. Oh. Mandy and then

15:44

he said as gonna other own he said the same

15:46

thing villains and and remember about the comply with the

15:48

idea that was going to happen anyway but why monty

15:50

on in the first I will give him to ask

15:52

and also what we should say is a must Have

15:54

A messy normally got a little brucie from press before

15:56

we do so yes. sir

15:59

i was going a lot Jesus thank

16:01

you very much Jesus now we can't

16:03

have our Bertram usually I mean he

16:05

rolled away the stone and then appeared

16:07

on Easter Sunday come just open

16:09

up the doors of Brett roll away the

16:11

big roll or and buy an out

16:13

flat white for goodness sake all

16:16

the stuff are in there I went and had a look

16:18

oh they were in there oh and you know what they

16:20

were they were in there and when I tried the door

16:22

yeah what they were they threw their hands up oh what

16:24

are you doing that can't you see there's a tiny little

16:26

sign 11 font saying open till 8 a.m. no

16:30

I couldn't see that and I'm absolutely livid anyway

16:33

I've made myself of maybe have

16:35

a coffee here and I think it's keeping

16:39

Robbie J and the machine radio

16:46

liberteens run run run

16:49

like a rabbit it's Easter Sunday

16:51

Easter bunny Ed Gamla Matty

16:53

Crosby on Radio X now

16:55

Matthew you know you know I don't really think about you

16:57

Sunday cuz I love Christmas so much you're such a big

17:00

Christmas fan yeah do you want to know how much I

17:02

love Christmas how much

17:04

do you love Christmas Ed tell me please our

17:06

trees fill in our front garden no yeah that

17:10

is bad look I know you're both very

17:12

busy you know your wife is is

17:14

out on tour with her band yeah you're

17:17

out on tour with you you one-man

17:19

band yes but come on mate a little

17:21

bit of pride look yeah a bit of

17:23

love it was not look at you

17:26

and go yeah it was funny for a bit

17:28

but we put it out in the garden as

17:30

requested they didn't come on the day to pick

17:32

it up like they normally do but then

17:35

everyone else's has gone so I think maybe we

17:37

were told the wrong day anyway

17:40

it's stuck in the corner behind the

17:42

bins but when the day would have

17:44

been in early January right hmm it's

17:46

now March right late March April basically

17:49

basically April yeah so what's happened between

17:51

you know that the seventh or eighth

17:53

of January though I'm now well what

17:55

am I supposed to do with it

17:57

I don't Know you could maybe chop

17:59

it up and put it the new era.

18:01

Gotten recycling than have gotten recycling? I can't

18:03

You could maybe contacts a some so affirmed

18:05

will take that sorta stuff away that forgotten

18:07

about like have you been watching the gentleman.

18:13

Get Winston round. Yeah other words was a

18:15

A set but you have and I can

18:17

make this tree disappear or don't worry about

18:20

it. I could chop it up and put

18:22

it in the recycling I guess or something

18:24

does that are not. You can't do that

18:26

rubbish. Put it in the rubbish you can

18:28

you can put I'd say. What? What about the

18:30

things I know? I'm gonna try Job with a bread know

18:33

thrust. Dr.

18:35

Dr acts as a dump and put it

18:37

in the Ica. It's not going to my

18:39

car now because it's sort load alex blow

18:41

to soon as I saw it in half

18:43

a brown know oh yeah a proud is

18:45

I know I was hopelessly lost it for

18:47

a long time. I was hoping it would

18:49

last always on next Christmas for he's just

18:51

move it back yeah yeah about around us

18:53

all adds now aren't you know? ah I

18:55

see was I don't know why. Are

18:57

they had a twice? It's a classic. As

18:59

a person what is absurd like looking after

19:01

the high spot because I think you want

19:04

because you never been in a nobody's houses

19:06

were at me for net way we should

19:08

be photographs and but that isn't that bad

19:10

news media the as austerity really bad money

19:12

which is decorations of instance since l that

19:14

skill about not set it up and house

19:16

though on they yeah yeah yeah going on

19:19

recently be Christmas every night from not from

19:21

nasty of a final analysis of I. Said.

19:25

Gamble and see cause day before.

19:27

We introduce our guest I by Graham who championed

19:30

the be overseen here I've just got message in

19:32

from my wife by what's up my past the

19:34

what's up you can't have that I'm afraid better

19:36

he says yes but you haven't put the decorations

19:38

in the and six or to say allah well

19:40

oh goodness so I was as like a new

19:42

off and despair the office has been become a

19:44

dumping were followed the stuff he added to the

19:47

Christmas decorations we have not put away and yeah

19:49

thanks I may we've is ever gonna. Yeah.

19:51

no yeah bad bad news anyway christmas

19:53

has indeed come early tags we delighted

19:56

to be joined by the brilliant i

19:58

by graham hello ivies Oh

20:01

hello, what a lovely welcome and may I say

20:03

how nice it is to enter in this peak

20:05

soap opera for both of your domestic lives. Yes,

20:08

it's all going on Ivo, in case

20:10

you missed it, our tree was never

20:12

picked up so it's still in our

20:14

front garden. I didn't miss it

20:16

Ed, thank you very much, and obviously your listeners might

20:18

have but they don't matter at this point, it's all

20:21

about me. I have learnt in

20:23

these little guest spots that you've got to tune

20:25

in a link or two early on the Global

20:27

Player app, not just to be across all of

20:29

the bands and the Fratellis and that lovely

20:31

new Liberteens song, but also because the lads

20:33

will probably be having a go at you

20:35

before welcoming you onto the show, so you

20:38

need to check in. Alright,

20:40

well in which case then why are you not here

20:42

live in the studio, why are you over Zoom?

20:44

This is what goes through it. We were told Ivo

20:46

and we were surprised to hear this that you would

20:49

be coming in on the 8 hour to chat to

20:51

us live in the studio and I was surprised to

20:53

hear that. I was

20:55

as surprised as anyone to not even

20:57

just agree to that, to propose that

21:00

directly to a new intermediary PR. He's

21:03

absolutely fantastic, it's quite early days

21:05

in our professional relationship and I

21:07

thought what better statement of intent

21:10

than saying that I would take

21:12

the earliest available slot on Gamble

21:14

Crosby on Easter Sunday

21:16

morning. I do care about

21:18

this PR game and also I'll get

21:20

to see my friends in person on

21:22

the Lord's Day, what a prospect.

21:25

So it was a sort of olive branch

21:27

to your new PR, a statement of intent

21:29

to say that you are. No, no, and

21:31

also an absolutely delightful prospect.

21:33

I am realising increasingly and I'm amazed

21:35

that Zoom has lasted as long as

21:37

it has, but there aren't really many

21:39

distances I wouldn't travel ideally to just

21:41

be somewhere in person rather than have

21:43

to do all the tech myself. A

21:47

particularly excruciating remote gig pig with John Robbins

21:49

last week has still left me quite a

21:51

stommer. To

21:54

be honest, by the standards I might

21:56

have expected, I'm quite patient from John, but very

21:58

much mindful. So

22:00

anyway, I was

22:02

excited to come in, but while you guys

22:04

lament your trees in the yard and your

22:06

decorations in the lounge, my situation of course

22:09

comes down to your friend of mine, the

22:11

co-parent in Callender. I'm picking up my daughter

22:13

at 10am. That's been in for some time.

22:15

I'm picking up at 10am and I'm taking

22:17

her for 48 golden hours in

22:19

Wiltshire with my family. And

22:21

obviously that means I can go into Gamble

22:24

Crosby at Global HQ at 8.20am, go back

22:26

home, pick up the car and go there.

22:29

And then the text message comes in, can you

22:31

come in at 9.30am and you wink because you

22:33

think that's going to push it into a remote.

22:37

That's the difference maker. But

22:39

is this a new Ivo Graham we're hearing about?

22:41

Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking. The Ivo

22:43

Graham I know would have still come into the

22:46

studio and then run home to try and make

22:48

it. Yeah, don't worry.

22:50

I really thought about that. And Crossrail

22:52

has made some of these delusions of

22:54

sort of all the more tantalizing. I

22:59

think I could have done it, but I'm glad that

23:01

I haven't. Instead, this morning's jeopardy was could I have

23:03

a bath before getting on the line? And I just

23:05

couldn't make it out of my way. When

23:07

I last came on remotely in I think November,

23:09

I was in a hotel room in Newcastle and

23:11

I just had a shower and I didn't realise

23:13

that we were on a Zoom. So I think

23:15

I did that one in a towel. And I

23:18

thought, no torso for the boys

23:20

this morning. Not on Easter. Well,

23:23

you're looking very fragrant, even if we can't smell

23:25

you. You're looking you're looking absolutely fantastic. And a

23:28

big hello to your new PR. It sounds like it's

23:30

going great. Lily,

23:33

they're immediately realising what kind of a this is what you

23:35

do on the first couple of dates. You put on the

23:37

person you want to be. You wear that like a coat.

23:39

But after a while, it gets a bit hot. The coat

23:41

has to come off. You throw the coat in the corner.

23:43

You never look at it again. And at one point they

23:45

go, didn't you stab that coat? No, never had that coat.

23:47

Never Mike. That was never me. That was never me. Anyway,

23:49

Ivo. Yes,

23:52

I think it's a lovely analogy. May I

23:54

say, Matthew? And I do. You know, of

23:57

course, I do like to present a sort

23:59

of disingenuous portrait of myself on a first.

24:01

date but I haven't been completely full. London

24:03

Live have been declined. I

24:07

could very well have slept through this but here we are.

24:10

What a revelation that London Live is still a thing. We

24:13

should mention Ivo you have a new stand-up special called Live

24:16

from the Bloomsbury Theatre. We've run out of time to talk

24:18

about it. We've got to play B.C. Clairé. Crunch

24:22

and crumble. This

24:24

is radio. Now

24:27

Ivo we got a bit waylaid in that first

24:29

link as we always do and

24:31

we sort of fail to do the main

24:34

job that you're here to do. Which

24:36

your wonderful PR Lily has booked you in for

24:39

and it would be a shame if we didn't mention it because

24:41

you know this is a new

24:43

PR relationship as you say.

24:45

So Live from the Bloomsbury

24:47

Theatre your new special is

24:49

being released on the 5th of April 2024.

24:53

It's going to be available to watch on the

24:55

£800 Gorilla website as part of the Name Your

24:57

Own Price offer. Then available on the YouTube channel

24:59

of £800 Gorilla on the 2nd of May 2024.

25:03

Can you tell us a little bit about

25:05

the show please Ivo Graham? No you've done

25:07

all the key bits. I'm so grateful. What

25:09

a mastercard. I

25:13

felt like I felt like Hello Fresh must feel

25:15

every week. Just hearing Ed

25:18

Gamble just leaning into the product.

25:20

I mean listen

25:22

Ed. People

25:25

listening to this they're going to be fans of stand

25:27

up and they're going to be thinking I love stand

25:29

up comedy. But when is someone going to record an

25:31

hour of their stand up comedy on live? Well

25:34

I have. It is

25:36

Christmas on Easter Day because last May

25:38

I recorded an hour of stand up

25:40

comedy. I think it was beautifully recorded.

25:42

We had a lot of lights on

25:44

the stage. Lovely. That's good. It's a

25:46

huge biting budget. It's

25:50

been professionally edited and I think it's a

25:52

solid example of my work if you've got

25:55

the attention span to watch sort of 57

25:57

minutes of stand up in a row. give

26:00

it a go. Shorter bits are

26:02

going to release as excerpts. I

26:04

think the first date is

26:06

when you can pay

26:08

what you want for it, like Radiohead in

26:11

Rainbow. Absolutely right, yeah. How

26:14

many people do you want people to pay,

26:16

Ivo? Just throw us out a ballpark figure.

26:18

What would you think would be, what do

26:20

you think you're worth? That's

26:23

a fantastic question, Matthew. And

26:26

I would say, I think

26:28

I'd have to say pay what I paid for

26:30

Radiohead in Rainbow in 2007. I paid £50 for

26:33

it. Such respect for Tom and the

26:39

Boys. So you're putting your special live

26:41

from the Bloomsbury Theatre on

26:44

the artistic level of Radiohead

26:46

in Rainbow, would you say?

26:48

Yeah, I think there are points when it's better

26:51

than the song House of Cards. It

26:53

at no point ever gets as good as the

26:55

song Reckoner, but I'd say if you were to

26:57

do a graph of my special verses in Rainbows,

26:59

you know, mine would have the edge on it

27:01

for, you know, much of the middle third. There

27:04

you go. I look forward to that episode of

27:06

Gig Pig, so name your own price above the

27:09

downs. No, of course, any

27:11

eyeballs are very welcome, Ed, but that's,

27:13

you know, it's not about the money,

27:15

money, money, as Jesse J. sang. It's

27:18

about just putting it out there for

27:20

people to enjoy. You can hide your

27:22

stand up behind a paywall like Ed

27:24

Gamble's Blood Sugar, but I prefer having

27:26

been declined by Amazon to just skin

27:28

it out there on YouTube. Well

27:32

Amazon also did a very good job of hiding it on

27:34

the front page. I hope

27:36

you'd say something like that, maybe if you took it from

27:38

somebody, man. Ed

27:40

Gamble and Matthew Crosby. Radio. X.

27:45

Ivo Graham, who you know and you love, you

27:47

may have seen him on Taskmaster. You may have

27:49

seen him on Hypothetical. You may have seen him

27:52

on... Fake reaction. Fake reaction. Did you do a

27:54

safe word? I imagine you did. You must have

27:56

done a safe... No, I didn't. I used... You

27:59

didn't do a safe word? I did

28:01

a run through for safe word, I did a run

28:03

through for safe word, I did a run through for

28:05

all of you. If you're in that run though you

28:07

recognise it from that. Ivo

28:09

we've got to ask you some of the biggest questions in

28:11

radio. Do you want to take one? We've got time for

28:13

one here, this is a little quick link. Ivo,

28:16

this is one of our newest biggest questions in

28:18

radio. When you die which

28:21

cartoon character would you like to be reincarnated

28:23

as? Ooh, what

28:25

fun. I

28:29

think it would probably have to be Scooby Doo

28:31

I think. Yeah. Oh yeah, why

28:33

Scooby Doo? What is it about Scoobs that appeals

28:35

to you? I've

28:38

had a crack at those sandwiches in my own

28:40

time but they're so hard. I

28:43

just can't just end my jaw like

28:46

Captain Scoob so I just

28:48

really really love to be, and also

28:50

if you're Scooby, you know, you

28:52

get, there's no pressure on you in

28:54

the actual mystery solving bit. You're

28:56

so powerfully there for morale. Anything

28:59

you can chip in is like a bonus but it's

29:01

not expected of you. And that's really like the role

29:03

I would love to have in life and sort of

29:05

feel I do admin wise with quite a lot of

29:07

my friends and family. In any team

29:09

you basically just want to be their pet. Yeah,

29:12

absolutely. But like so essential that you

29:14

know the story's named after me, heavy

29:17

hangs the head. I

29:20

do think, I didn't prepare an answer to

29:23

that question but I'm very pleased with my

29:25

results. I think you should be. Radio

29:27

X. Jett on Radio

29:30

X. Thanks

29:38

so much to the guys in Jett. And

29:42

let me tell you, we have a guest with

29:44

us who runs faster than a jet. It's

29:47

the wonderful Ivo Graham and we want to talk

29:49

to you a little bit about your running Ivo.

29:52

Because of course you are teaming up with the

29:55

brilliant Rosie Jones to run the London marathon on

29:57

the 21st of April to raise money for UP.

30:00

the Adult Cerebral Palsy Movement and the

30:02

MS Society. This

30:04

is fantastic. I did a little

30:06

fundraising run with you

30:08

and Rosie the other week, of

30:11

course. And what a team you guys make.

30:14

Well, that's very kind of

30:16

you. Again, Ed, I mean,

30:18

undeniably, I am an elite

30:20

athlete. I am a jet. Yes. You

30:23

know, I performed so well, you know,

30:25

in the marathon as a solo contender. I've

30:27

had to push a disabled national treasure just

30:29

to give everyone else a chance. What

30:34

a disabled national treasure to push. Rosie

30:37

Jones is a force of nature. And I'll just say you are

30:39

pushing her in a wheelchair. You're not pushing her in the Nish

30:41

Kumar sense. No, I'm not.

30:46

Others have said something similar. And may I reiterate that

30:48

I think that Nish is a monster. You

30:52

know, that's good. Every story needs its heroes and

30:54

its villains, but we're the heroes. And

30:57

it's three weeks till the marathon. Ed,

30:59

thank you so much for running our

31:01

sort of training half marathon with us

31:03

on obviously today, Easter Sunday. It was

31:06

actually mothering Sunday, wasn't it? It was.

31:08

And your birthday. And my birthday. And I can't stress

31:10

enough. I did the 10K option. Still

31:12

very impressive. I think in many ways I

31:15

see you as the real hero in all

31:17

of this. Yes, yeah. 10K, be

31:19

a maniac. You're an

31:21

athlete. You're amazing. What I should

31:23

say is that Ivo's dad was pushing me in

31:25

a wheelchair. Ivo,

31:28

how can people donate for this? Oh, that's true. Yes, we

31:30

should get to that bit. We

31:33

probably should. But can I quickly say, Matthew, that

31:35

you ran with when we did the big run.

31:37

I didn't want to mention this, but thank you.

31:40

And actually, you were of huge

31:42

moral support during one

31:44

of the most disorganized runs I've ever sort

31:46

of put together. So

31:48

I was very grateful. I was the Scooby-Doo of that

31:51

run. Yeah. Very much

31:53

the Scoob. And

31:55

you nearly joined us on Mother's Day as well, but

31:57

it was Mother's Day that proved costly because you're... just

32:00

such a lovely son and husband to your

32:02

wife who's also a mother. That's right. And

32:05

that's how she likes to be described. My

32:08

wife is also a mother. I'm not going to tell

32:10

you her actual name. So

32:15

Rosie and I, yes, we do have a joint

32:17

sponsorship page on not on just giving, but on

32:19

a thing called Give As You Live, which it's

32:22

just easier to raise money for two charities

32:24

that way. If you insist on

32:26

splitting your, well, Rosie's not said

32:29

not to call them winnings, but that Give

32:31

As You Live, that's a good dual where

32:33

we're raising money for the MS Society and

32:36

for up the adult cerebral

32:38

palsy movement. And I

32:41

truly think it's one of

32:43

the most sort of like lovely experiences I've had in

32:45

my life sort of just doing the first half marathon

32:47

with Rosie, sort of discussing and

32:49

planning. We're meeting up next

32:51

week to sup up the sports wheelchair

32:54

to sort of like, you know, put

32:57

a couple of funky labels on it, etc.

33:01

We're preparing our playlist, obviously very

33:03

Radio X, you know, in use.

33:05

I see its first album in

33:07

full. And

33:09

on Marathon Day, I think Rosie's going to

33:11

be incredible. We should be on air on Marathon

33:14

Day. Yeah. So, ooh.

33:16

Yeah, well, obviously we'll give you a big shout out.

33:18

Why don't you just have a couple of speakers on

33:20

the side of the wheelchair and blast out. Well, this

33:22

is I think this is a wonderful thing. I

33:24

think there is one decision that you've made very poorly, Ivo.

33:27

You've given Rosie a megaphone. Yeah,

33:31

yes. Yeah, she was

33:33

doing pretty well sort of Sond's megaphone, I would say.

33:38

But it did prove very

33:40

useful because there's no easy way of saying

33:42

this. When you're

33:44

pushing a sports wheelchair as fast as I like to push it,

33:47

it's very, your hardest task in a

33:49

way is sort of alerting all of the people

33:51

you're about to run over. So actually, Rosie's

33:54

in a quite important role in

33:56

shouting things like Graham's coming through, he's

33:59

elite. I've

34:01

got to ask by the way before we let you go, so

34:04

again the sponsorship is pay what you want, how much

34:06

would you like people to pay? Oh

34:09

that's fantastic, well I would say just 50p

34:11

more than whatever you pay for my special. You

34:15

know both of those ideally, thank you for letting me

34:17

come on to talk about both of those as well

34:19

as may I say my game changing theatre show at

34:21

the park, my iconic

34:24

club night comedian DJ Baffles Junie 8

34:26

at Village Underground which Matthew is DJing

34:28

at and my tour date in Huddersfield

34:30

which just isn't selling. Ivo

34:33

Graham, the brilliant Ivo Graham it was a pleasure chatting to

34:35

you, please come back soon. Matthew

34:37

Crosby and Edward Radio X.

34:41

Apologies if I'm a little bit out of breath. Can

34:43

you explain what's happened? You seem

34:45

fine which is amazing because you've managed

34:47

to make it out to press. Just

34:50

after the interview with Ivo Graham you shot

34:52

off, I sent you my order and you

34:54

brought it back and you had time to spare. You

34:56

appeared back during the middle of Oasis and yet another

34:59

song you could have taken a more leisurely route. Now

35:01

I'll be honest, when you sent me your order I

35:03

wasn't expecting you to add a coffee because obviously that

35:05

adds time and we are on the air and I

35:07

said you've added a coffee that's a bit more risk

35:09

and you just said I believe in you. I believe

35:11

in you. You didn't take back the order? Nope, I

35:13

wanted to be the wind beneath your wings and you

35:15

know what it paid off. Just to let you know

35:17

what a sort of mad run it

35:19

was to prep, Leicester Square at 10

35:21

past 9 on

35:24

Easter Sunday is like

35:26

they've opened Jumanji. It's

35:28

a mess. It's a mess. First

35:30

thing that happened when I left the studio, a woman shouted

35:32

at me that I worship Satan. As

35:35

you left the studio, there's often people

35:38

outside who shout. But she wasn't organised,

35:40

she didn't have a placard or anything.

35:43

She was just walking around because when I came back

35:45

she was shouting at Burger King for not being open.

35:48

Well I mean she's right in

35:50

both counts. Because you do worship Satan of course.

35:52

Burger King isn't open. Burger King isn't open and

35:54

it should be. And then two girls near Pret

35:57

started shouting at me about my jumper. Oh

36:02

my god, I started shouting at me about

36:04

my jumper saying great 7-eleven jumper because I'm

36:06

wearing cheek face merch That's right, but they

36:08

then said where did you get it from

36:10

and I said it's band merch

36:13

I've not got time. I can't have this

36:15

conversation. What's the band? I said cheek face

36:17

By the way, I wear band t-shirts all

36:19

the time desperate for that conversation. I've never

36:21

once had it. Well, they were hammered I

36:23

don't get 7-eleven. That's the thing. They're fans

36:25

of supermarket. That's true. They're not fans. They

36:27

were absolutely smashed Yeah, I bought the prayer

36:29

I was rushing back and then they were

36:31

walking back in the opposite direction So I

36:33

saw them again. They'd forgotten they'd seen you

36:36

first They

36:39

said that's me again I said hello nice to see

36:41

you again It's

36:44

chaos out there it's really

36:46

grim There's not many people but everyone who

36:48

is there is drunk or mad. Yeah, you

36:50

could definitely come up with a good kind

36:52

of first-person Computer game.

36:55

Yes, but that is just navigating your way

36:57

in the early hours. Yeah In

37:00

the early hours of the morning. Yeah through

37:02

Leicester Square clacking over vomit. It's yeah, it's

37:04

grand prix auto Is

37:09

radio Gamble and

37:11

Matthew Crosby. We've got a little treat for

37:13

you on Easter Sunday Radio

37:16

X presents nothing

37:22

That's right from 6 p.m. Well, I

37:24

mean we always present nothing but thieves they're

37:26

a wonderful band they all but thieves we

37:29

love them We love them But

37:31

tonight 6 p.m We

37:33

will be playing highlights then of

37:36

their gig that they did for Radio X

37:38

at the Kentish town forum Vin was there.

37:40

Mm-hmm. He said it was an amazing night.

37:42

It was the 31st of January

37:44

It was the end of dry January. It was

37:46

a big night. Yeah, wait 31st

37:49

of January is not the old dry January. Yes.

37:52

That's the first of February at the end of

37:54

try general then you messed up again I didn't

37:56

come on man, please So

38:02

anyway, if you would like to hear a very

38:05

off the chain Vin, but

38:07

also a wonderful band.

38:10

Are you audible in the mix? Yeah, I did

38:12

one of my cover songs as well. I don't

38:14

know if that's made it into the highlights package.

38:16

You did the pokes, didn't you? Yeah.

38:20

I'd be very surprised. Anyway, 6pm tonight here

38:22

on Radio X. Highlights from the Radio X

38:24

presenter gig of nothing but feet. Are

38:27

you through to butt-clapping? Robbie

38:30

J and the machine. Radio

38:33

X. Now, if you were listening just a

38:35

few moments ago, we were talking about nothing

38:37

but thieves. From 6pm tonight, highlights of their

38:39

Radio X presents gig, it will be live

38:41

on the air. Yes. So we heard

38:44

the end of that. We'd never heard the sort of the

38:46

bedding around that. We never heard the end of that jingle.

38:49

The voice at the end of it, which I'm presuming is one

38:51

of the butt thieves, sounds exactly like our own Ed Gamble. Have

38:53

a listen to this. That's

38:57

exactly how I sound when I'm shouting in

38:59

my shows. That's exactly. Yeah, that's like seeing you.

39:01

I mean, you know, that's like seeing you

39:03

live. Are you? Because you've been

39:06

really hiding your light under a bushel.

39:08

Yes. Are you a member of

39:10

Nothing But Thieves? Well, I don't. Maybe

39:12

I am. Maybe it's like a sort

39:14

of severance type situation. Exactly. I've

39:16

agreed to be in the butt thieves. But

39:19

I've said, can you delete all of my memories

39:21

after we go on tour? So you're amazing on

39:23

stage. People keep coming up to you,

39:25

Tyler Durden-Starlen, recognizing you and going, oh, great gig.

39:27

And you're like, oh, funny. I haven't got a

39:29

gig here. Yeah. But yeah. Do

39:32

you want to try saying the phrase, thank you to Radio X, thank you

39:34

for having us. Can I hear it again? Thank you

39:36

to Radio X, I'm a guy! Thank

39:39

you to Radio X, I'm a guy! Thank you to

39:41

Radio X, I'm a guy! I

39:43

mean, it's uncanny. It's absolutely uncanny. That is

39:45

mad. Which butt thief is that?

39:47

That's Connor. That's the main one. I nearly

39:49

said the main butt thief, but I didn't. Can

39:52

we get Connor on? Connor like Radio X? Well,

39:56

we like it. That doesn't mean he likes this show.

40:00

like me conversationally. I

40:02

think he's more softly spoken normally.

40:04

I'm quite softly spoken. Yeah

40:07

I'm charming. On

40:09

stage you're much more forceful aren't you? Yeah but

40:11

he's also got a

40:14

very delicate fragile falsetto voice hasn't he?

40:17

Does he? No I tell

40:19

you that you're not a

40:21

member of Nothing But Theeves.

40:23

I'm a bud thief. Is that one

40:25

of their songs? Ed Gamble and Matthew

40:28

Crosby. Hello

40:32

it's Connor here from Nothing

40:35

But Theeves. Little guest, metal

40:38

alarm call. Just

40:41

in my bed of course relaxing, just

40:43

disgusting in here. Should've

40:45

washed the shanks really. Gross

40:47

and sweaty and stinks. Bro

40:51

you can't even call it a bed anymore. I'll

40:53

probably have to call it my

40:56

rock the pit. Oh

41:06

no. You're

41:23

not coming to get me. No you're not. That

41:25

was Night of the Ultimate Rock by Rock Pit.

41:28

It's because I was enjoying them way too much.

41:30

The problem with metal alarm call is that you've

41:34

really worn me down and now I've started to really

41:36

like most of the stuff you play. But every now

41:38

and then you pull one out of your back pocket

41:40

and it absolutely turns my stomach and puts me off

41:42

my I like that one because it's got shades of

41:44

early Sepulchre and a bit

41:46

of entombed, a bit of death and roll in it

41:48

as well. And I like that they're called Rock Pit

41:50

and their song is called Night of the Ultimate Rock.

41:52

That is good. It's a

41:55

bit funny. Radio X.

41:58

Ed Gamble and Matthew This

42:00

is very exciting because tomorrow it is

42:02

the best of British Countdown. This

42:06

is of course our choice for the

42:08

best of British. I hope

42:10

you all got your votes in

42:18

for Beyonce, Texas

42:20

Hold'em. Now, we're

42:23

sort of recording back wrecks at the moment

42:25

for our podcast. That's right. And I have

42:27

started listening to the Beyonce album and genuinely

42:29

it is amazing. Of course it is. It

42:31

is the best British album of the decade.

42:33

Yeah, Beyonce is phenomenal. We

42:36

should be so proud as a nation we've

42:38

got Beyonce. She's wonderful. She's absolutely brilliant. Very,

42:40

very proud of her. But where will she

42:42

play? Because she's going to play. Will she

42:45

be number one? Fingers crossed. The

42:47

votes have all been counted up. And I do

42:49

know that lots of people did vote for

42:51

Beyonce, Texas Hold'em. Yeah, quite right. Because I

42:53

had a chat with Martin in the office. He

42:55

looks after all this. And I'd say it's the

42:58

angriest he's ever been with me. Oh,

43:00

Martin. We're good friends and we don't

43:02

get angry at each other

43:04

really. It was on the edge.

43:07

What was this little Moils was going for? Well, he

43:10

did like a funny one-off thing. You mentioned the

43:12

Foo Fighters. Oh, they're not British. Whatever. But he

43:14

didn't do it every week. No, he didn't make

43:16

a campaign. Didn't make a bed. Hey, listen, you

43:18

made a bed. You lie in it. Anyway,

43:21

yes. Well, have a listen to Martin. We

43:24

do need to know from Martin, if he's

43:26

not too angry, how many votes Texas Hold'em.

43:28

I said, was it significant? And he said,

43:30

yes. Well, listeners, we

43:32

absolutely love you. We love you. We love

43:34

Beyonce. And crucially, we love Britain. I don't

43:37

know if she's going to feature in the

43:39

chart. So there's only one way to find

43:41

out. Tune in tomorrow morning

43:43

from 10am when there'll be

43:45

the countdown of the 100 greatest Beyonce

43:47

songs. Sorry, the greatest British songs of

43:49

all time. Now it's time for some

44:00

metalification. Yes,

44:08

this is the quiz where I, Ed

44:10

Gamble, ask you, Matthew Crosby, a

44:13

series of things from a category and you work

44:15

out if they're real or fake. It's been listener

44:17

sourced for about four years now. This

44:20

is a listener sourced one, but it is

44:22

a metal based one. It's a

44:24

metal band based one. Great, taking it back to the

44:26

source, the OG, I love it. Yes, this is from

44:29

Louis or Louis, I never know. Dear

44:31

Crunch Crumble and Mountain Head. Mountain

44:35

Head, the new Everything Everything album. Wow,

44:37

I thought it was a motor head. Absolute

44:39

pandering there, Vin. You

44:42

might be aware that you've been talking about

44:44

animal based metal bands recently, so I

44:46

thought I'd send another quiz. While some metal bands

44:48

sound like they're fronted by someone pretending to be

44:50

a hog from hell, some

44:52

bands have cut out the middle man and use

44:54

an actual animal to be a lead singer. Some

44:57

of these bands are real, some aren't, but which are

44:59

which? You might think surely that wouldn't sound very good,

45:01

how would that even work? And you'd be right to

45:03

think that even with the real bands. So

45:07

here we go, we've got 13 here, Matthew.

45:09

Okay, 13. Let's do it, so get

45:11

ready. Number one, the

45:14

penis flies. Number one,

45:16

penis fly chap. Could a band be

45:18

really fronted by singing flies? Maybe or

45:20

did I just need something for the

45:22

first question? Also maybe. The

45:24

penis flies. The penis flies. Number

45:26

one, penis fly chap. Number

45:29

two, dangerous pigeons. A

45:32

grindcore band fronted by a pigeon. So

45:36

can I just. It's going to be 13 of these. Yes, I

45:39

know it's going to be 13. There

45:41

are actually bands out there in the world

45:43

that are fronted by an animal. Yeah.

45:47

Okay, just. I don't think a lot of them

45:49

play live. I wouldn't imagine they do. Number

45:52

three, nevermore lead vocals handled or

45:54

quashed by a raisin. Oh,

45:58

bit of Ed Grellan Poe there. I like. that.

46:00

Yes, well I've got a few Simpsons as well.

46:02

Yes, yes, never read it of course. Yes.

46:05

Number four, Moo. And

46:08

that's with an umlaut over the first

46:10

O. Moo. Metal band featuring field recordings

46:12

of cows. I

46:15

mean, I'm so all at sea

46:17

with this one. I've got absolutely

46:19

no clue whatsoever that someone like

46:21

cow. Okay. Just Moo. Yes,

46:24

Moo. I've written Moo Cow down. For

46:26

my reference. Just to guess I can't work it

46:28

out from Moo, what the animal might be. Number

46:31

five, Hatebeak features

46:33

a grey parrot. Hatebeak.

46:36

It's a fantastic name. Yeah. It's

46:38

really good. Hatebeak

46:41

with a grey parrot you said. Yes. A grey

46:43

parrot. All right. Okay. Number six. Flawzable. Bufo

46:46

Bufo. Release an EP

46:48

of Electro featuring a Matterjack Toes.

46:53

Surely not fronting the band. Well,

46:55

featuring. Featuring. I guess featuring. Sure. Yeah. That's true.

46:57

Okay. Great big face on. Does

46:59

it burst? Number seven. Pug

47:01

Topsy. A flat metal band with

47:03

a pug. Pug

47:06

Topsy. Pug Topsy. Now

47:08

Topsy is a nice name for a pug, but

47:10

put them together. Pug Topsy. Sound that pretty vile.

47:12

Yeah. Pug Topsy. The thing is

47:14

what this quiz is also doing is there are

47:16

some real ones in here and I will be

47:19

using them for that alarm call at some point in the future.

47:21

I can't wait to hear them all. And because I've

47:23

only heard of a couple of these. Number

47:25

eight. Beast of Burden. Fronted

47:27

by a mule who's half donkey, half horse,

47:30

all metal. And

47:33

named after a Rolling Stone song. Yes. The

47:35

pedigree's there. Number nine.

47:37

Cat-era. The lead singers are a

47:39

rotating cast of stray cats. Cat-era.

47:43

Cat-era. Yes. Light

47:45

pant-era. Yeah. The cat. Pant-era

47:47

is Spanish up down there. Makes

47:50

more sense. Yeah. Number

47:53

10. Yes. ACD sheep. All

47:55

that he's

47:58

written here to describe them is Dirty Deeds. done

48:00

that shic. Louis,

48:05

I'm really enjoying this by the way.

48:07

I'm going to do badly on it,

48:09

but I'm really enjoying the journey. Number

48:11

11, Hamfist. Violence Rash

48:13

Metal featuring an American Chester White Pig.

48:17

An American Chester White Pig? Yes.

48:19

Is it real? Is it fake? Hamfist.

48:23

Hamfist. Hamfist. I mean

48:25

they're all great. Number 12, Pig Cage.

48:28

Another Pig fronted band, this one

48:30

playing Grindcore. Hamfist

48:33

and Pig Cage. And

48:35

there is a Grindband called Pig Destroyer as

48:37

well. There is, but no pigs were destroyed.

48:40

They're making of that album, no. Number

48:42

13, this is the final one. Poltergerhorst.

48:46

Poltergerhorst. All

48:49

it needs for you to exist is just to

48:51

believe. That's what he said. Haven't I said Poltergerhorst

48:53

before on this? Did I make

48:55

that joke and everyone hated me? I

48:57

don't know. That's rings of a bell.

48:59

Poltergerhorst. Poltergerhorst. Poltergerhorst. All it needs for

49:01

you to exist is just to believe.

49:03

Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby. Real

49:06

ex. Number 1,

49:08

the penis flies Matthew. Number

49:10

1, penis flytrap. Is

49:13

there a metal band fronted by

49:15

flies? No. No, that is fake.

49:17

That's a gimme really. Always

49:20

fake. Number 2,

49:22

here we go. Now we're into it. The next 12

49:24

are going to be where you prove your metal. Really

49:26

not confident. E-L-E. Dangerous

49:30

pigeons. Grindcore band fronted by a

49:32

pigeon. That's

49:34

fake. He's a real man. Oh

49:37

no, well that's a bad start. Completely readjust

49:39

what you think. Okay. Nevermore.

49:41

A lead vocal fake. Just saying it's fake. Yeah,

49:43

it is fake. There

49:45

is no Raven fronted metal band. Moo.

49:50

A metal band featuring field recordings of cows.

49:52

He's real. It's fake.

49:54

Oh no. Oh no, Louis has absolutely thrown

49:57

you here. Hatebeak. Featuring

49:59

a... Gray Parrot as a singer. That's

50:02

real. That is real. That's the one I'd heard of before.

50:04

And when you're in the toilet, me and Vin listen to

50:06

some. It is horrible.

50:10

Number six, Bufo Bufo. That's an

50:12

electro EP featuring an Atajaktote. It's

50:17

real. That's fake Matthew. Number

50:21

seven, Pugtopsy. A black metal band with

50:23

a pug. It's real. That is real.

50:25

Again, we listen to some. We're not playing that. It

50:27

sounds like the bug's in peril. Number

50:30

eight, Beast of Burden. Fronted by Mule.

50:32

He's half donkey, half horse, all metal.

50:38

That's fake. Yes, that's fake Matthew. Catara.

50:42

The lead singers are a rotating cast of stray

50:44

cats. That's

50:46

fake. That's real. No. We will be

50:48

playing that on a future show. Oh

50:50

my goodness. ACD sheep. 30 deeds

50:53

done dirt sheep. I want it to be real. So

50:55

I'm going to say real. It's fake. Oh well well

50:57

done Lily. Yeah. Number 11,

51:00

Hamfest. Thrash metal band

51:02

featuring an American Chester white pig. He's real.

51:04

He's fake. Oh no. Louie you're good man.

51:06

He's done good with the species, the specific

51:09

type of pig. Yeah, that's what it is.

51:11

Pigcage. Another pig fronted band. This one playing

51:13

grindcore. That

51:15

one has to be real. That is real. Couldn't

51:18

find it on Spotify. And

51:20

finally Poltergorsht. It's not real.

51:22

No, it's not real. That is something you said. How

51:25

did you do that Matthew? Okay, out of

51:28

13, it's bad. One, two, three, four, five,

51:30

six, seven. That's your

51:33

standard. I always get seven. There weren't more

51:35

questions this time. A

51:37

lot of questions. But do go and check those

51:39

bands out. Those are all

51:41

our betwrecks for the week. Do go

51:43

and check out Hatebeak and Pugtopsy and

51:45

Catara. Yes, and I'm going to form

51:47

a band called Poltergorsht. Yeah, Poltergorsht. Poltergorsht.

51:50

Thank you. Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby.

51:52

Radio X. And

51:55

this is the final link of the show. Oh

51:57

dear. We're about to say goodbye. Oh dear, goodbye.

52:00

another week for another Easter Sunday. What are

52:02

you doing with your Easter Sunday, Ed? I'm

52:04

going to my mum's house. You don't? Oh,

52:06

it's Cockney Ed's back. Listen, he watches one

52:08

episode of The Gentleman, and suddenly he's Cockney

52:10

Ed. I watched all the episodes of The

52:12

Gentleman. That's the problem then, isn't it? You

52:14

watched all the episodes, and it's infected your

52:16

mind. You've become a full-on Cockney. Good to

52:19

be me mind. Because you're not going back

52:21

to a Cockney area. You're going back to

52:23

West London. Yeah. What

52:26

was that? Don't be old mums out. It's

52:30

this, though. People don't confuse you for the

52:32

lead singer of Nothing But Thebes. Yeah. This

52:35

is our sound now. Right. You sound like

52:37

a sort of... He spent a little bit of time in Australia. He

52:40

certainly spent a bit of time in the East End. Yeah,

52:42

I've been on the run from

52:45

the old Apples and Pears police.

52:48

You've been on the run from your vocal coach? From

52:50

your... Yeah. Anyway, this

52:53

is a great... It's

52:55

very rare that we get a character that's just this

52:57

late in the show. It's actually not rare at all.

52:59

Yeah, this is normally what happens. This is normally, yeah.

53:02

Yeah, normally it's about halfway through this link. It sort

53:04

of goes crazy. Yeah, you lose your mind. Well, thank

53:06

you very much for listening, everybody. And we're going to

53:08

be back with you next week live. That

53:11

puts my teeth on edge. 8am to 11am here on Radio

53:13

X. Big

53:17

Danny Wallace coming up. Looking forward to hearing

53:19

what Danny's got to say. Wonder what dinner

53:21

winner will be today. Big fan of Danny

53:24

Wallace, of course. He's great. He's a fantastic

53:26

broadcast. He's an absolutely enormous man. He's a

53:28

wonderful writer as well. I

53:31

really am enjoying Danny's book at the moment. Somebody told

53:33

me his name with the book. It's out in May.

53:36

He was very kind to give us an advanced copy. I'm

53:38

just going to try and talk as much as I can to stop

53:41

you from talking. Oh, Matthew, I... You're sort of there. You're

53:43

sort of kind of licking your lips, ready to speak again

53:45

as DJ had. It bothers

53:47

me so much. Look, it's about time someone brought

53:49

some professionalism to the show of ours. Okay, well,

53:51

do you want to... I know, and really, I'm

53:54

certain to hear this voice, doesn't it? It does.

53:56

Do you want to give everyone a lovely Easter message to send

53:59

us off to in the... show. Do enjoy your

54:01

eggs guys. Happy

54:04

Easter, I hope the Easter Bunny visited you in the

54:06

night. I hope those of you who go to church

54:08

have a lovely time. I remember

54:10

Jesus died for our eggs. I've got to tell

54:12

you this now, I was in Tesco

54:14

last night picking up some Easter eggs. Well please

54:16

don't use any brand names Matthew. I think we're

54:18

allowed to here but I was in Tesco last

54:20

night picking up some eggs and I said to

54:22

the guy, I couldn't find them anywhere. Oh don't

54:25

tell me he directed you to the chicken's egg.

54:27

No I was buying those as well but I

54:29

said have you got... Do text in if you've

54:31

ever mixed up chicken eggs and chocolate eggs. Find

54:34

out. I'm disappointed kids out there today. So

54:36

I said to him... Don't scramble a chocolate

54:38

egg. Have you got... it

54:40

doesn't matter. Anyway have a wonderful... Go on what

54:43

did you say to him? I said have you

54:45

got any... I said where are the Easter eggs?

54:47

He went we haven't got any. But as if

54:49

I'd asked him for Christmas trees. It was mad,

54:52

as if he was like why are you buying

54:54

them now? It's Easter weekend. No don't have them.

54:56

Well they go on sale in bloomin December these

54:58

days Matthew. You've got to get them early. Earlier

55:01

and earlier every year. Next thing you know Easter's

55:03

over. We're all looking forward to the Halloween displays

55:06

that are going to be in all the

55:08

supermarkets tomorrow on April 1st. Happy

55:10

April Fool's Day if you celebrate if you're in church

55:12

for April Fool's Day. Jesus died for our

55:14

break. See

55:18

you later. Have a great week. I'm going to

55:20

go and walk into your oncoming traffic. There

55:24

it was. There was the episode of the radio

55:26

show that Ed

55:29

and I do on Radio X every Sunday

55:37

morning. Ed do

55:39

you have any betwax? Yeah I've got a

55:42

few actually. Let's see if I

55:44

can remember them. I

55:47

watched the three body problem on

55:49

Netflix. Oh yeah it was

55:51

very good. I've been recommended that a few times.

55:53

Yeah. Yes I initially thought I was going to

55:55

be too confused by it. It's quite complicated sci-fi

55:58

but you just sort of get swept away. along

56:00

for the ride. Right. Who's in it? Phil

56:02

Wang. Phil Wang's in it. Only for a

56:04

little bit. Phil Wang's in it. Um, uh,

56:06

around in the background again. There's John Bradley,

56:10

who was previously in Game of Thrones.

56:12

Oh, yeah. Played Samwell Tarly in Game

56:15

of Thrones. Uh, he's absolutely fantastic. The

56:17

cast is very good. Jonathan Price is

56:19

in it as well. Love Jonathan. Uh,

56:21

Benedict Wong is in it. And I've

56:23

been in it. Honestly, anything with Benedict

56:25

Wong in I'm into. He's so good.

56:27

Yeah, he's so funny, but just like

56:29

a fantastic actor. Um, but it is.

56:31

Yeah, it's site is very sci-fi. Right.

56:33

And my wife told me to not watch it because she'd read the

56:35

book and she found it very confusing, but I think they may have

56:38

streamlined it a little bit. Yeah. Um, but yeah,

56:40

I thought that was fantastic. Uh, I also really

56:42

got into playing a game on my phone that

56:45

was recommended to me. It's apparently been out for

56:47

a long time. Yeah, thank you. Not as long

56:49

as Snake. Um, called The Room. Uh, and there's

56:51

sequels to it as well. It's like an escape

56:53

room game. Oh, that's perfect for

56:55

you. Unlock like a very complicated box. A

56:57

lot of the time, then it gets more

56:59

and more complicated. Love that. Uh,

57:02

also huge bet wreck for I've nearly finished

57:04

the series of which five episodes out of

57:06

six. Um, things you should have

57:08

done, uh, which is, uh,

57:10

you know, I haven't started yet, but I, I

57:13

love Chee with a C. So funny is

57:15

phenomenal. I've loved it for years and years and

57:17

years. And obviously it's been a bit of a

57:19

controversy, which I love. I

57:21

find that mad. So if you don't know about

57:23

this, Johanna Page went on. Natalie, is it a

57:25

podcast that Natalie Gatti and Joe Page do together?

57:27

Yeah. So it's a podcast

57:30

they went on and, um, she

57:32

really slagged it off. Yeah. Like

57:34

completely unconstruct, unconstructive. Yeah. Just

57:36

like, Oh, it was boring. Also, I think, by

57:38

the way, let's not use my mum could have

57:40

written it as an insult. Yeah. Yeah. I

57:42

find that really, I find that really grim. Yeah. Oh,

57:45

it's so rubbish. My mum could have written it.

57:47

Uh, I found it, and, but she was obviously

57:49

very, very funny about it. Yeah. Very funny on

57:51

social media. But yeah, that's a, it

57:53

started up a bit of a storm. I was going to watch it

57:55

anyway, but that reminded me it was all on iPlayer. Yeah. I watched

57:58

it. It's Probably.. The

58:00

belief boring shows I've ever seen. I

58:02

just how the military thing happening. She

58:05

is so creative see so funny. I'm

58:07

so excited that something like that become

58:09

be made by the Bbc. Still yeah

58:12

on pushed by the baby Say. Because.

58:14

It is. Odd. Is willfully out

58:16

at times. Yeah, The

58:19

story the heart of it

58:21

is is.and very funny. But.

58:23

Quite touching as well. The costs are amazing.

58:25

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