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0:09

By Shooter's

0:12

time.

0:14

No no no no no no, no no no. Welcome

0:16

to the Naughty but Nice Show. I'm your host,

0:18

Rob Shooter and it is Monday, which means

0:21

our dear friend, Garrett Vogel

0:23

Jesus.

0:24

Hey, hey, good

0:26

morning, Bubby.

0:27

You're always so alive.

0:30

I love it, I love it, I love it. What are you being up

0:32

to, my friend? Busy, busy, busy, busy weekend.

0:34

I went into the pouring

0:37

rain and saw du Alipa last night

0:39

in New York City. That's one of the magical things about

0:41

New York City. No matter where you are, there's always something

0:43

happening in your town. Yes, so du

0:46

Alipa announced an hour before

0:48

she did it because of you know, they

0:50

don't want overcrowding. Do Alipa

0:53

said, I'm doing a show in the middle of times.

0:55

Squares come and see.

0:57

Went went there and she was performing on the back of

0:59

a truck pretty muchos a

1:01

new album. But in comparison,

1:03

I go home and Dual

1:05

leave. I had thousands of people. Yes, then

1:07

see what Madonna did in Brazil

1:11

where she had one point five million

1:13

people. That's incredible. So yeah, it was

1:15

a busy weekend in New York City, How is.

1:17

Yours really really good? I saw

1:19

that Madonna thing too, one point

1:21

five six c and any reporting, maybe even

1:24

two million people turned up

1:26

on the beach, the Copacabana Beach in Rio

1:28

to see Madonna. It was a free concert to

1:31

close out her show. How did they do

1:33

that? Like just security wise or looking

1:35

security lary. You just turned

1:38

up.

1:38

You just turn up and you hope for the best. I

1:40

mean like that. That's what it is.

1:43

And and and where we are in the city too.

1:45

The city is like this is a this is like a

1:47

super Bowl esque weekend in New York City

1:49

for those that are unfamiliar, because tonight

1:52

is the big met galas. So all these

1:54

celebrities are just like sneaking around

1:56

town. And where I am uptown

1:58

in Manhattan, literally every every other hotel

2:01

has a bunch of celebrities that we

2:03

all know and love just hanging out.

2:05

Yeah.

2:06

Yeah, it's kind of interesting. It's a good people watching.

2:08

It's a good people watching. If you're in the

2:10

city and you want to see celebrities tonight,

2:12

go and stand outside the Mark Hotel or

2:15

the Carlisle. Those are the two big

2:17

fancy hotels where all the celebrities

2:19

stay sometimes. You know, it costs about

2:22

six hundred dollars a night to get a room

2:24

in those hotels. That's right. They don't use the

2:26

room, They just use it to get changed

2:28

in, and so they wanted to get dressed

2:30

in those crazy costumes. They're some over the

2:32

top by the venue in Midtown

2:35

and so those hotels. Can you imagine paying

2:37

that much money and not sleeping there? Give me the keke

2:39

Garrett, if you're listening, Madonna

2:42

or Kim Kardashian or whatever, celebrity

2:44

Jlo who's going tonight, If you're not going to

2:46

use your room after you get dressed,

2:49

give Garrett and I the keing. We promise we won't

2:51

be too greedy with the room service.

2:53

I will just take the free stuff that's already

2:55

there. Maybe I want to order

2:57

anything else?

2:58

Yes, there's already coffee. Oh yes,

3:00

give us the key.

3:01

Oh did you watch Tom Brady

3:03

last night?

3:04

Dam fantastic?

3:06

Oh what what? It was a little

3:08

long for me? It was like watching the Oscars.

3:10

But Tom Brady got roasted live on

3:12

Netflix and it was fun.

3:15

There were some people that probably shouldn't have been behind

3:18

Mike, but you know, credit to Kim Kardashian.

3:20

Yeah, for being a very good sport.

3:23

She got boods. So Kim got up to tell a joke.

3:26

She started her joke about Kevin Heart,

3:28

about his size, his height, and

3:30

the crowd turned and I'm not sure if

3:33

they would defending Kevin or if they were just mad

3:35

with Kim. But Kim, to her credit,

3:37

Kim, to her credit, she stood there and she took

3:40

it. There was also an awkward moment

3:42

too, when one joke it was not about

3:44

Giselle. It was about Robert

3:46

Kraft, who owns the football team, the

3:48

Patriots. There was a joke about him,

3:51

and that was the only time Tom did not Tom

3:53

did not laugh. He did not like it. In fact, he even

3:55

got out of his seat. I thought it was going to

3:57

be a Will Smith moment where the guy

4:00

was going to get slapped, but he got out of his seat.

4:02

He went over to Jeff who was roasting

4:05

him, and said, don't say that again.

4:08

It was interesting, And I think the other person

4:10

who really took it on the chin it was

4:12

Giselle last night, and she wasn't even there, you

4:14

know, Like I mean, I know, everything

4:17

is not off everything is off

4:19

limits. There were no boundaries,

4:21

but for Gizelle not to be there

4:23

and for her to get most of the jokes, you

4:26

know, the butt of the jokes.

4:27

I thought that was a little.

4:28

Yeah, I I Tom. I had been like, I

4:31

don't want not my family. You can

4:33

actually have perimeters. My friend Joan Rivers,

4:35

May she rest in peace. Oh, she did

4:37

the Donald Trump roast long before

4:40

he was the president. And she told me, She

4:42

told me that they met with Donald

4:44

before to say, what can we make fun of? Can we make fun

4:46

of your hair? Can we make fun of all your

4:48

marriages? Can we make fun of what you've said about your

4:50

children, particularly the weird

4:52

creepy stuff about you and a vunka? He said,

4:54

yes, yes, yes. The one thing she could

4:57

not make fun of was his money. She

4:59

had a joke that he wasn't as rich

5:01

as what he says he is. He went mad.

5:03

So it's interesting, isn't it. We all have Arachilles

5:06

heel, we all have the one thing that

5:09

isn't for me, at least to us. With

5:11

Tom, it was Robert Kraft,

5:14

the owner of the football team.

5:16

Not just alle okay, let's jump into the show. What time is it,

5:18

my friends, it's tea time. We'll find

5:20

out more about Britney's new boyfriend, Paul

5:22

Salise. So after that fight,

5:25

disagreement, argument at

5:27

the chateau, moment where the paramedics

5:29

were called. Now more information is

5:31

coming forward. We're finding out that

5:33

the two of them stayed at the Fancy

5:36

Win Hotel in Las Vegas in December.

5:38

They got into such an argument that

5:41

they damaged the room. Tens

5:43

of thousands of dollars had to be spent

5:45

to repair the room. Lots

5:48

of drama here. These two

5:50

seems so toxic. Brittany

5:52

likes the bad boys. What can I say?

5:55

I mean, first, how much do you think the chateill

5:57

costs for a night?

5:58

It's about twelve thousand. Oh

6:00

my god, she

6:02

got a bungalows. If you get a bungalow, it's

6:04

like this separate, standalone

6:07

little house. There's about eight bungalows

6:09

at the chateau. Now she's in a regular room, probably

6:11

about one thousand and two thousand. But if she got

6:13

a bungalow, we're talking twelve thousand.

6:15

Ah.

6:16

And let's remember, according to Brittany,

6:19

all this is made up by her mom.

6:22

Her mom is behind all this. They are fine

6:25

as a couple, even though she her ankle has

6:27

swollen, and there was something going on. This

6:29

is all just her mom.

6:31

There were two people in the room, Brittany,

6:33

you and the boyfriend, and one of whom has a swollen

6:35

ankle. Your mom wasn't in the room.

6:37

It doesn't take Tom

6:39

Hanks in the Da Vinci Code to figure

6:42

this out. We

6:44

can figure this one out, Brittany. But

6:47

it's so interesting. I

6:49

spoke to my sources. They said she has

6:51

always liked the bad boys, the Kevin fedalies

6:54

who now turns out to look like an angel.

6:56

She likes these guys. Sam was the nicest

6:59

boyfriend husband she ever had.

7:02

But he couldn't think about it,

7:04

Like looking back at Britney's past,

7:07

what fifteen years ago, twenty years ago, do

7:09

you think we would ever get to the point where we would

7:11

say, hey, you know what, Kevin Federline.

7:14

He's a good guy. Kevin

7:16

Federline's the good guy out of this. She likes the

7:18

bad boys, justin Timberlake probably

7:20

being the biggest exception to that. But

7:22

what do you do? What do you do if you have a friend,

7:25

a family member who dates

7:27

these bad these these dodgy

7:30

guys, And that brings us to our whole question

7:32

of the day. Britney speeds for finding

7:35

out a lot more about her and

7:37

her boyfriend's troubled history.

7:40

Do you like bad boys? It's about you today,

7:42

not Britney or bad girls. I guess

7:44

do you like them? I never

7:47

have now. My sister, oh, Christine

7:49

used to love a bad boy. She didn't marry a bad boy.

7:51

She married a good boy. She got them all out of her system.

7:53

But she had such awful boyfriends. And I wanted

7:55

to say, why are you dating these losers?

7:58

You're so cool? Why are you dating? What

8:00

about you? Would you ever date a bad

8:02

boy? Go vote on our Twitter

8:05

page at Naughty Nice Rabbat facebook

8:07

page is Naughty Gossip. Be sure

8:10

to check back on Monday to hear your

8:12

results. Take Aret Love, what are you working on? All?

8:14

Right?

8:14

Let's talk about Channing Tatum and his ex

8:17

wife Jenna Duan almost

8:20

almost ex wife.

8:22

They are.

8:22

They're battling out in the divorce trial. Now,

8:25

there are several different trials possibly

8:27

happening. Channing wants to make it all one

8:29

single trial. He's

8:32

looking to streamline this divorce proceedings

8:35

with his ex wife by urging a judge

8:37

to handle all the issues in one trial, which

8:40

I get for two busy people.

8:41

Why he just do it all in one

8:44

to me?

8:45

Because I think Channing realizes that,

8:47

you know, the narrative of the story will

8:49

stay with the judge and that judge

8:51

will be able to see things clearly, versus

8:55

taking care of one issue then bringing it to another

8:58

judge who has to form a new opinion and

9:00

then possibly favor in Jenna's

9:02

favor in especially hiding

9:05

the magic mic money that she's claiming

9:08

that she deserves that Channing is

9:10

holding back from her. And it's

9:12

just so interesting to see that this almost

9:15

feels like this is going on as long

9:17

as the Brad Pitt Angelina

9:20

crile, you know what I mean, Like this seems like this

9:22

is on the edge of taking the lead from

9:25

what I feel.

9:26

You know. Yeah, it's been going on for six

9:29

yeah, six. Yes, it's

9:31

interesting, isn't it. I used to think when

9:33

you've got divorced, when a couple broke up, you

9:35

just got divorced and then you moved on with your LIFs.

9:38

But no, not with multimillionaires. There's

9:40

money involved, there's assets involved,

9:42

there's sometimes children involved.

9:45

So this is getting really ugly. He claims

9:47

that she's just trying to stretch

9:50

this out. She wants this out there in the press

9:52

for as long as possible to do damage

9:54

to him and his reputation.

9:57

She's claiming, No, that's not true. These are

9:59

really complicated financial

10:01

matters. Millions of dollars

10:04

are at stake here. They want forensic

10:06

scientists to check the books.

10:08

How much money did you earn? It's quite

10:10

a.

10:10

Decade, like seventy

10:13

almost seven years, almost a decade of this,

10:15

that's what.

10:16

Yeah, it's craziness. It's crazy. Chann

10:18

and pay her. It's not worth it.

10:20

Whatever money you are trying to

10:23

keep, I just say pay it.

10:25

I know people who have had divorces, and the ones

10:28

that are most happy, at least

10:30

in my opinions, are the ones that just got it over

10:32

with. Split it fifty to fifty. Why

10:34

you know, do I need ten million? Do I need twenty million?

10:37

No, it's all That's why we

10:39

got the third installment of Magic Mic.

10:41

Probably that's probably right to pay

10:43

to pay for this divorce. Ugly

10:45

ugly rich people problems. Okay, this story

10:48

is really blowing up. So John

10:50

Leguizamo, who I saw at the theater a

10:52

couple of nights ago, you looked good. John did

10:54

an interview with Andy Cohen and talked about

10:56

working with Patrick Swayzey. Now, normally

10:59

we don't talk bad of the dead,

11:02

and I think John might have said a

11:04

little bit too much. John would probably argue

11:06

he wasn't talking bad, he was just telling

11:08

the truth. Remember they made that movie together too,

11:11

Wang Fu in nineteen ninety

11:13

five, very very funny movie. They did not get

11:15

along on the set. In fact, they really butted

11:17

head John. John

11:20

liked to add lib he liked to go off script.

11:22

He's very very funny. Patrick

11:24

was the opposite. Patrick rehearsed

11:26

stuff methodically, He knew every

11:29

camera angle, he knew what he was going

11:31

to say, how he was going to say it, and so

11:33

they definitely clashed on the set.

11:35

Now, John went on to say that

11:38

he was a bit of a control freek Patrick,

11:40

and he was neurotic and

11:42

he was contancturous during the movie.

11:45

Well, now Patrick's brother,

11:47

he's speaking out his name, Sean Swayze,

11:51

and he's saying this is just all

11:53

not true. And to be honest, John

11:56

wasn't that nice either. Woo.

11:59

It's tough to say, especially when someone's passed

12:01

away, because you're only getting one side of the story, you

12:03

know, And and I get it's easier to

12:05

let your feelings out or maybe he was

12:07

holding onto him for so long and he felt now as

12:09

the time. But it's just like it's

12:12

unfair. It's unfair. Right now you have his brother

12:14

who really you know, only has stories

12:16

that Patrick passed down to him to really defend

12:18

Patrick. So you know, I think it

12:20

was a cheap move to say this now versus

12:23

you know, while he was alive.

12:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a cheap move. Doesn't

12:27

doesn't leave a good taste in anyone's life. Okay,

12:30

this story made me scream. Tiffany Haddish is

12:32

revealing that she used to have a celebrity crush

12:35

and Henry Cavill Superman,

12:37

but not after meeting him.

12:40

Well yes, and she was telling the La Times

12:42

that, you know, I used

12:45

to really want Henry Cavill. That's

12:47

very strong want Henry Cavell. I think he's

12:49

so hot. But I met him

12:51

and he was so awkward. It was like that

12:54

this would be weird, you know. She

12:57

even called him a nerd, speculating

12:59

that he might find more solace discussing

13:02

fantasy games like dungeons and dragons,

13:06

romantic pursuits and you know what they

13:08

say, never meet your heroes are the people that you're

13:10

really in love with, because they'll just let you down eventually.

13:13

So but but I mean

13:15

not fair. Come on, I'm sure he has more

13:18

to them than that. You know, maybe he was just nervous

13:20

to meet Tiffney and you

13:22

come across awkward at a first meet.

13:24

Yeah. I think he's so good looking

13:26

that he's going to be fine. Here, we don't have to worry

13:29

about He's going

13:31

to be fine. He's a little awkward. I've interviewed him

13:33

on the red carpet. He's a little you know what it

13:35

is. I don't think he enjoys being a celebrity.

13:38

I bet if you met him outside

13:40

of a premiere, he'd just be like, sort of a

13:42

quiet, shy guy. But at

13:44

premieres and those big events or meeting

13:46

other celebrities, he was a little too

13:49

awkward. Okay, quickly before we get a break would

13:51

be. Goldberg has a new memoir at It's

13:53

a brilliant, brilliant memoir, but

13:55

she discusses pretty much everything from

13:57

being brought up in the projects to how

14:00

life now to being happy being

14:02

single saying marriage life is

14:04

just not for her to maybe shockeningly

14:07

opening up about her cocaine addiction

14:10

in the past. She said that during

14:12

the eighties she would use a

14:14

lot of drugs, but she gave them up and

14:16

then she started doing them again. And she explained

14:19

to the drug scene in Hollywood, saying

14:21

that she was famous and she was rich and she should

14:23

go to these parties and drugs were everywhere.

14:25

There was cocaine just lying around

14:28

on tables. People weren't sneaking

14:30

off to the bathroom or to hide to

14:32

do drugs. They were doing it out in

14:35

the open. And she got really involved

14:37

in this. It didn't It didn't

14:40

end well. So Whoopee certainly

14:42

made changes in her life. She's

14:44

clean now. But I think talking about

14:46

this stuff, being honest about your life not only

14:48

helps others, but it helps you too. I'm happy

14:51

to see woop Bee tell the truth.

14:52

Yeah, and it helps you move forward like you Yeah.

14:55

Yeah, Okay, talking about moving forward, We're going to take

14:57

a quick break and we will be right

14:59

back. Welcome

15:01

back to the Naughty but Nice Show. AMBS

15:03

shooting with their dear friend Garrett Virgel. Hey, Garrett,

15:06

let's get to the polls. Hey,

15:09

last show, we talked about Britney Spears having

15:11

an altercation with her boyfriend Paul

15:13

Salts. She called it

15:15

fake news. Our question

15:18

was, do you agree is this all fake?

15:20

Is this made up? Did her mom do all

15:22

this? Was there a body double? Brittany

15:24

said, there's photographs they were not her. Do

15:26

you agree? Four percent degree?

15:29

That means ninety six percent? We

15:34

see you, Brittany. Aloa loa lo Hey, don't

15:36

forget to vote on today's pole page.

15:39

I had no any nice rab or our Facebook

15:41

page, which is naughty gossip. And

15:43

be sure to check back tomorrow to hear

15:45

your results. And now it's

15:47

time for our Nicsest of

15:50

the day.

15:51

Well, it was back last night, but Real

15:54

Housewives of New Jersey was on, and Melissa

15:56

Gorga finds a little bit of humor in Teresa's

15:59

predictions of Melissa's

16:01

Real Housewives.

16:02

Of New Jersey departure.

16:05

Not despite Teresa's assertions

16:07

during the season thirteen reunion that

16:09

Melissa would be leaving, both

16:12

women, along with the rest of the cast,

16:14

received pickup letters to return for

16:16

season fourteen. Reflecting on

16:18

the situation, Gorga found some humor in

16:21

the turn of events and she described returning

16:23

to filming as fun and couldn't help a

16:26

joke about the situation, saying what

16:28

had happened? So, you

16:30

know, it's interesting where even

16:33

though it's reality and we think it's

16:35

kind of scripted, there's a degree of

16:37

like politics to it. So by Teresa

16:39

putting it out there, you know, it kind of like,

16:42

oh my god, I can't believe because you once it's

16:44

on the internet, it's there forever. So Melissa's

16:46

taking Melissa could easily just

16:48

stoop down to Teresa's level, but I think she's

16:50

taking the high road on this.

16:51

She does take the high road. I like Melissa.

16:53

These Housewives annoy me a little bit. I used to be

16:55

really into the show. I'm not into it as much anymore.

16:58

But I know Melissa a little bit, and whenever

17:00

I see her out, she's always really funny and she's

17:02

quite charming, and she's sitting on the jerk. I know she's done

17:04

your show. She was great when she came

17:06

over to see one hundred.

17:08

Oh and last night on the

17:11

premiere of Real Household. He's in New Jersey.

17:13

They actually went to a restaurant

17:15

in Cranford, New Jersey, which I

17:18

frequent almost like once a month. And

17:22

the one thing I hated when I wanted to

17:24

go was shut down because they were filming

17:26

that episode of Real Housewives in New Jersey.

17:29

Full cirtle, Melissa, you are nicest

17:31

of the day. It's very rare that a housewife is

17:34

the nicest of the day. Okay, let's do I'd naughtice

17:36

the day. Naughty, naughty,

17:38

Sharon Osborne. You do make me laugh, but this is

17:41

cheeky. Sharon feels vindicated

17:44

now that the Talk is going

17:46

away. So three years after Sharon's

17:48

controversial exit from the show,

17:50

the Talk is getting canceled. The

17:52

numbers plummeted when Sharon left

17:54

the show. They never bounced back. In fact, I think

17:57

it was the lowest rated CBS

17:59

day time show, so it wasn't gonna survive

18:02

that. But is it right three years

18:04

later, three years that you're

18:07

still gleefully, you're

18:09

gloating, You're happy, Sharon,

18:12

move on, move on.

18:13

I don't know I'm a with her with this, Like you get

18:15

burned pretty hard, like you want to you

18:17

want to see some of the revenge, you

18:19

know what I mean?

18:20

Like revenge you do, Garrett.

18:22

I'm not especially if you

18:24

especially if you feel like you got wrong,

18:26

very right.

18:28

Yeah, I don't hold a grudge,

18:30

and some people it's almost annoying. My friends

18:33

are annoyed by the fact that I can move on

18:35

really fast.

18:36

I can that you just told me that.

18:40

I don't hold a grudge. Maybe for twenty

18:42

four hours, I hold a grudge, and then I'm too

18:44

lazy. That's what my problem is. I'm too lazy

18:46

to even hold a grudge. Move on,

18:48

Sharon, let's and with a moment of rubb

18:50

you get a rub, You're rub a rub. Don't

18:52

confuse your free time with

18:55

time that you are free to be available.

18:57

Your free time's really important

19:00

time in your life. To do nothing, to

19:02

slow down, to do absolutely

19:05

nothing. That's your free time.

19:07

It's not time that is unscheduled.

19:09

It's not time where you can do

19:12

anything with anybody else. Now it's

19:14

your time. So don't become

19:16

addicted to being busy. Have you

19:18

ever done that? You just have to be busy, busy, busy all

19:20

the.

19:20

Time you feel like doing something,

19:23

Yeah.

19:23

Don't do that. I'm now fine

19:25

sitting down for two hours and reading a book.

19:27

I'm fine going for a walk for an hour

19:30

and thinking about all my favorite

19:32

songs. From the eighties. Okay, that is

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it for today. Thank you so

19:36

much for listening to the Naughty but Nice with Robin Garrett

19:38

Show, a production of iHeartRadio.

19:41

Don't forget to subscribe on the Arhet Radio ap Apple

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podcast forevery you listen, leave us a review if you can.

19:45

They really do help. And remember

19:48

all together now, if you're going

19:50

to you

19:52

gotta be nice, take

19:55

care of everybody.

19:59

It's not not even nice with Rob

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