Anthony Ramontez is here and thank god because Alex thinks he's going to get shot at LBX and he's gonna need a body guard. How often do YOU think about the Roman Empire? Anthony does stand up at a gay club and Matt day dreams about the Las Vega

016: Colossal Country Time

Sep 24th, 2023 58m 30s

This week on Emergency Stop: Jessica joins us and shares in explicit detail how Colossal smells. Alex gets blasted by a poop shotgun, the gang talks sun poisoning and we munch down on some Country Time Lemonade powder. Miranda changes her breas

015: Bee Sting Sixteen

Aug 4th, 2023 52m 57s

Matt proclaims Bee Sting Cake the most delectable German confectionairy and the gang agrees post cereal fuckin sucks. Miranda and Matt discuss Alex's guilt driven parenting while he comforts his crying daughter. Miranda braves ghost town BoyZon

014: Octovarian

Jun 10th, 2023 53m 51s

Our editor, Michael, joins us in the studio tonight, moustache and all and he's shocked he edited a video with a dead man in it. Kyle is now aging his mead, Michael critiques the show and is all too eager to show us his anime porn video game co

013: Testicular Torsion

Jun 5th, 2023 54m 26s

Kyle's girlfriend of 11 years Courtney joins us in the studio! Alex compares his pubes to his beard. What is Naked Play? Family calendars, a wedding in Niagara, Tax Returns and Coffee Enemas all play a role in todays episode. Matt teaches us ab

012: Onion Rings - Extended Special

Apr 25th, 2023 1h 45m

After a brief discussion on political correctness, Alex bores the gang with information on investing and Matt becomes a dark sexy caramel brown. Nugget quits the boob and the group trades stories about family history and parenting. Be sure not

011: Mommy

Apr 3rd, 2023 1h

Alex's grandpa had a stroke and somehow no one noticed. Boyce gives us a golden doodle update and the gang wants to know when the next housing crash is going down. Boyce was homeless and had Super Nintendo at the same time. We talk about how we

010: Shocked

Mar 30th, 2023 1h 8m

Today on Emergency Stop: Alex is deeply uncomfortable with emotions and his mom is SHOCKED! We discover the origins of Matt's cynicism. Miranda is about to have a baby and we all agree that we won't be scuba diving any time soon. Alex discusses

009: Heretic

Feb 28th, 2023 1h 10m

Another exciting episode of the Jury Duty podcast. This week, news from Niagara, Kyle barfs holy communion and Alex is afraid of angels. The gang tries to explain sleet and ice to Matt before being interrupted by Boyce's thick long snake that a

008: 988

Feb 14th, 2023 1h 3m

Welcome to America's Funniest Falls with your hosts and Bob Saget and John Stamos! Everyone get your masks, Vic's Vapo-rub and Alcohol and relax with an ice cold Crystal Ice! Jimmy's farts smell like a decomposing body. Door dash is closed in t

007: Whomst

Feb 1st, 2023 59m 52s

Do we look old? Maybe. Jimmy won't look at the camera. Crystal and John from the Riley Black Project are in the wrong place at the right time. Crystal nearly dies and gets a shot to the ass. The gummies hit John hard. Kyle vomits Cracker Barrel

006: Tigger

Jan 22nd, 2023 1h 5m

Miranda is back and the baby won't sleep. Boyce has a new studio and his father in law is building a school in Uganda. Matt's upset about new school laws. Alex screams while vomiting and everyone agrees it's normal, except Miranda who asks for

005: Poison Ivy

Jan 15th, 2023 1h 2m

Boyce is in his Christmas pajamas and ready to roll. Today we're talking TCG's, you into Pokemon? Magic the Gathering? If not listen anyway it's a damn good time. What's the worst thing you've ever done to you brother? What do you do if you get

004: Diapers Gone Wild

Dec 9th, 2022 1h 9m

Miranda joins us in the studio today! Do you wear shoes in the house? Burritos used to be cheaper. Kyle contracts COVID and Jimmy's phone is on MAX volume as he makes observations about when and how Miranda breastfeeds. Alex pisses in a diaper

003: Cum or Drool?

Nov 12th, 2022 1h 7m

Some doctors knifed around in Jimmy's neck so he's been killing time leaving comments on PornHub. Alex looks like a blob fish because he threw out his back and Boyce looks like an expert because he threw down on the chiropractors of the world.

002: Chris’s P*ssy

Oct 28th, 2022 1h 3m

Why is everyone butchering our last names? We're experiencing Greg's whitey tighties before giving Boyce a home welfare check. Jimmy doesn't know what board games are because he was born in the 1910's. Matt Rides an elephant and feels himself f

001: Key Deer

Oct 21st, 2022 1h 5m

Jimmy goes to Florida but everyone else has better stories about that horrible place which include Key Deer, Boy Scouts and a Pet Squirrel named Joe. A credit card is stolen, a cockroach attends an IEP meeting, mead is brewed and Boyce teaches

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