For 50% off your first Care/of subscription order, go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code emotionallyonline50! thirst season is upon us and i have no thoughts in my brain except for horny screaming and things i remembered to write down in

moving on, people pleasing, and bisexual world domination – ep. 75

10 days ago 54m 33s

mango and i are back in the stu and today, we're talking about the latest in bisexual wins: challengers (sans spoilers!) and the latest in bisexual losses: me getting ketchup foot at the alamo drafthouse. then we're hitting some juicy audience

how to stop caring what everyone thinks of you – ep. 74

17 days ago 1h 1m

we're rambling today, folks! today, i'm chatting about how rewatching some old videos of myself from when i was a teenager made me feel reminiscent for a time i wasn't constantly aware of other people's judgement! yes, we're talking about how t

early 2000s body image is back! – ep. 73

24 days ago 1h 6m

CHEEX is the ultimate platform for $ecsual empowerment! Click this link https://linktr.ee/cheexfreetrial or head to g e t c h e e x . c o m and use my code MADDIE to get 7 days of free unlimited access to their platform full of ethically made a

butt naked at the dermatologist (ft. ashley and micha) – ep. 72

Apr 12th, 2024 1h 7m

for 50% off your first Care/of subscription order, go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code emotionallyonline50!the besties are back! ashley and micha are joining me this week from boston where we're chatting about the hiring procedures at l

i know what you did with my boyfriend (ft. meg) – ep. 71

Apr 5th, 2024 2h 2m

at tonight's slumber party, i am joined by the one and only meg ruocco! and boy did you guys come in with the JUICE for today's episode... we've got some listener beef to settle first and foremost but we've also got lots to talk about when it c

pregnancy scares, shallow boyfriends, and the death of relatability – ep. 70

Mar 29th, 2024 55m 18s

oh i got passionate in today's episode hahahaha today, we're talking about pregnancy scares, shallow boyfriends, and the death of relatability. i've got some reflections on the last two months of heartache, some demands for who needs to be bull

stop flexing at your high school reunion – ep. 69

Mar 22nd, 2024 1h 1m

back back back again for another episode where we're diving into why i won't go to a high school reunion, some AITAH gold deep on reddit, sharing insecurities with sexual partners, and what role misogyny plays in submission and kink! ok love ya

your aversion to cringe is making you uninteresting – ep. 68

Mar 19th, 2024 55m 14s

sorry i'm late! today's episode, i'm jumping into some post-oscars thoughts and movie reviews, a defense of addison rae, why cringe is necessary and your aversion to it is making you boring, the line between being understanding and respecting y

unreciprocated oral and 15 years of bad luck – ep. 67

Mar 8th, 2024 47m 52s

today on the pod, we're getting into recapping my birthday, my trip to st. thomas aboard a tiny airplane that i was convinced would bring me to the end of my days, getting real about not being the perfect adult, men that hate giving oral, and l

butt 4 boobs? – ep. 66

Mar 1st, 2024 47m 12s

hello my loves! i'm writing this episode description from st. thomas, looking out at the beautiful blue ocean, and reflecting on how truly grateful i am for all of you. today, i'm talking about the ways people misunderstand lover girls, r/hypot

heartache and crushing on a friend – ep. 65

Feb 23rd, 2024 1h 19m

hello my loves!!! sorry i wasn't here last week, i deeply appreciate your grace and patience as i navigated a really hard week! so let's kick off the episode by talking about it, jump into some submissions about a lack of sexual attraction, not

the sephora tweens defense force – ep. 64

Feb 9th, 2024 1h 46m

the universe has called on me to defend tween girls and SO I WILL DO IT!!!!!! today, we're talking about being overly self-critical, leaving tween girls alone, men spitting on the sidewalk, faking orgasms, and the latest and greatest of what's

gotcha moments and defending horn dogs – ep. 63

Jan 26th, 2024 1h 32m

season 3 baby!! we're back!! and today, i'm recapping my time away, defending saltburn and the horn dogs that love it, some frustrations i have with this era of the internet, and OBVIOUSLY week one of love island uk ALL STARS BABY!!! let's get

love notes and a middle school diary (ft. robbie) – ep. 62

Dec 15th, 2023 1h 25m

for our final episode of the year, i'm bringing on 1/2 of everyone's favorite duo: my dear friend robbie nunes from loud about nothing! robbie uncovered some old love notes he had saved from high school so i dug up my old middle school diary to

pressure to be the perfect bisexual – ep. 61

Dec 9th, 2023 1h 2m

hot bisexual freak shit! a more vulnerable episode for me today as we're getting into the topic of sexuality, more specifically my sexuality and why i don't really talk about it online. the pressure to be the perfect bisexual has consumed me an

your "body positivity" is lacking fat liberation – ep. 60

Dec 1st, 2023 54m 43s

a wild week on the internet! let's talk about the emrata fatphobic photoshoot MESS that was published this week and dive into some submissions on dating app photos, relationship pacing, and virginity! 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbC

the dirty talk debate continues – ep. 59

Nov 24th, 2023 48m 19s

a shorter episode on this lovely holiday weekend! today, we're talking about some recent movie watches of mine, a new extension to our dirty talk debate cinematic universe, and if not having a robust social media presence is a red flag. let's g

nipple bras and stolen orgasm valor – ep. 58

Nov 17th, 2023 51m 55s

big topics today in the emotionally online cinematic universe! we're talking about the skims nipple bra, stolen orgasm valor, the great boobs vs. tits debate, and taking some listener submissions: one from a listener who's recently moved to new

dreaming of santa and mrs. claus roleplay – ep. 57

Nov 10th, 2023 53m 16s

Go to http://www.mochimelt.com use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 15% off your purchase at Mochi Melt! we're having a silly, goofy time today slumber party attendees!!!! we're talking about how sexy santa is, the end of the world, and why i hate th

i ONLY go on first dates to the cheesecake factory (ft. kath) – ep. 56

Nov 3rd, 2023 1h 42m

Use code MADDIE for 60% off the yearly pass at Beducated: https://beducate.me/bg2345-maddie today, i'm joined by a friend crush turned actual friend and fellow youtuber, katherout! kath is a master at building community and bringing people toge

i was born with heart eyes, i can't help it! – ep. 55

Oct 27th, 2023 52m 54s

Go to http://www.mochimelt.com use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 15% off your purchase at Mochi Melt! Go to http://www.theinkeylist.com and use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 20% off your purchase! lovers of the song crying during sex by carol ades,

for when you're comparing yourself to their ex – ep. 54

Oct 20th, 2023 46m 12s

Go to https://www.nuuly.com and use code MADDIE20 for $20 off your first month of Nuuly! this week, we're talking about my week full of anxiety, the finale of love is blind season 5, getting harsh advice from friends, and comparing yourself to

crying at the ren faire – ep. 53

Oct 13th, 2023 59m 9s

Go to mochimelt.com use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 15% off your purchase at Mochi Melt!Go to nuuly.com and use code MADDIE20 for $20 off your first month of Nuuly! i got my tarot cards read at the ren faire and it made me cry, i'm in the midst

being chosen and accepting people where they're at – ep. 52

Oct 6th, 2023 49m 53s

Go to http://www.theinkeylist.com and use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 20% off your purchase! i'm back! and today, i'm talking about reckoning with the emphasis on being chosen, the "i hate my gf" viral twitter thread, and some boyfriends that ab