Hello Pie-Eaters and prepare to chow down on a piping hot episode of the EPC. This month, we talk about all that we miss doing during these challenging pandemic times. Then after the break we get political as the boys stumble through this thing

The Resocialization

Jul 30th, 2020 2h

The Snarksters return - two months after its last "remote" episode and an astonishing seven months since its last "in-studio" episode. After both testing negative for Covid-19, hosts Nelson Lugo and Schaffer the Darklord reunite in the beautifu

The Remote Showbiz Vanguard

May 28th, 2020 1h 28m

After an astonishing five month absence, the EPIC PIEcast returns in the midst of a global pandemic as hosts Nelson Lugo and Schaffer the Darklord link up remotely from their respective quarantine bunkers.Is Lugo tempting death with a newly ado

The Rise of Guy Talkers

Dec 26th, 2019 1h 42m

Indulge in a heap’n help’n bowl-full of PIEcast goodness!In this episode, Schaffer gets all political - but then what isn’t these days? Then Nelson laments the trials and tribulations of holiday gift giving. After the break the boys talk all th

The Newlywed & the Troubadour

Nov 28th, 2019 1h 51m

HOLY HIATUS, BATMAN! The boys are finally back. Wedding bells, road trip shenanigans, and Internet bullies are on the menu and BOY HOWDIE do the snarkcasters have a heap’n help’n of slice-of-life goodness to fill your ear holes.Does Nelson cry

Nice!

Aug 29th, 2019 1h 49m

In this very sexy 69th episode the boys drop Batman to sing the praises of another comic book superhero before they get into the nitty-gritty of Walking Dead shenanigans. Then after the break they interview a woman who has a whole lot of answer

Broadly Entertaining

Jun 27th, 2019 1h 48m

The questions come in hot and heavy in this episode as the boys discuss the trials and tribulations of New York City landmarks. Then the power house duo of Jamie and Giana of Broadly Entertaining stop by to talk about how pub trivia (or drunken

Damage Report

May 30th, 2019 1h 42m

Our cranky co-hosts finally return to explain the technical difficulties behind their two-month absence before sharing updates on Nelson Lugo's upcoming wedding and Schaffer the Darklord's recent unemployment. Will Lugo adopt a lethal creature?

Killy Dwyer Doesn't Sleep

Feb 28th, 2019 1h 55m

The middle aged curmudgeons you love to love have returned from a light siesta with a juicy podcast for your ever-loving ear holes. This month they tackle such irreverent and timely topics as: hating your day job, New York weddings, and horribl

It's a Wonderful 2018

Dec 27th, 2018 1h 45m

After a two month absence of adventures and year-end mania, the boys return to wrap up the year. Schaffer the Darklord shares tales from the fall Mt. Nerdcore Tour, and Nelson Lugo regales us with stories of shacking up in his new Manhattan apa

Episode 64 :: Death and Darkness

Sep 27th, 2018 1h 5m

This month, your favorite snarkcasters are exhausted. Nelson relives the agony and the ecstasy of producing and performing his solo show off-off Broadway. Schaffer climbs a mountain of new merch to not only talk about his upcoming tour, but als

Episode 63 :: Ultimate Best Friend Test

Aug 30th, 2018 1h 6m

After taking a mental health month in July, the hosts catch us up on their respective goings-on. Nelson Lugo sings the praises of an anime hero with severely suppressed emotions, and Schaffer the Darklord details the 30+ hours he's spent huntin

Episode 62 :: Lux Alptraum Handles the Truth

Jun 28th, 2018 1h 24m

This month, Schaffer takes a break from producing burlesque wrestling promo videos to catch up with Nelson who reminds him why they started this podcast years ago. (That reason is Batman.) Later, former Fleshbot editor LUX ALPTRAUM drops by to

Episode 61 :: Raging With That L.E.X.

Jun 7th, 2018 1h 19m

This month your rapidly aging co-grumps celebrate the kickoff of summer movie season with a painstakingly thorough analysis of May's biggest releases, before they jump ship to get to the good stuff. The "good stuff" in question is an interview

Episode 60 :: Payback

Apr 26th, 2018 1h 23m

In this rousing round of Piecasting, Nelson books a burlesque gig where people don't hate him, and Schaffer follows up on his Wrestlemania predictions (see Episode 59) before both boys dig into their long-neglected mail bag. Does Lugo really wa

Episode 59 :: Knockout

Mar 29th, 2018 1h 10m

This month, EPIC PIECAST stages a comeback - though we ask that you please not describe it as such. Tower of power NELSON LUGO details his progress as a padawan DJ before maniac psycho SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD reports on his 9th trip to SXSW and t

Episode 58 :: Wakanda Forver

Feb 22nd, 2018 1h 12m

What did we do on our January vacation? Well! Nelson Lugo spent January expanding his horizons and exploring Denmark, while Schaffer the Darklord attended a WWE show and thought about death. Fun! But now that we're back to the same ol' nerd pod

Episode 57 :: The Good the Bad and the Ugh

Dec 28th, 2017 1h 28m

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, but for real, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES. This month on the EPIC PIEcast, Lugo and Schaffer look back on 2017 - a year that roared in like a lion and blorted out like a Porg - as they unpack a

Episode 56 :: Schaffer, Riley, and the Double Ice Backfire

Nov 30th, 2017 1h 38m

This month, the boys struggle with talking. SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD doesn't want to talk because he's hoarse from screaming into the abyss for weeks. NELSON LUGO can't talk because [REDACTED]. As a solution for their compromised voices, the forme

Episode 55 :: Uncut

Oct 26th, 2017 1h 30m

HELLO PARTY PEOPLES! [Lugo: we can't open episode description like this.] Schaffer has decided to not lift a single solitary finger to edit this podcast in anyway shape or form to prove a point to Lugo. Hell, he's not even going to edit these s

Episode 54 :: SummerFlimFlam

Aug 30th, 2017 2h 1m

Newly-minted wrestling superfan Schaffer the Darklord continues his campaign to pull co-host Nelson Lugo down into Suplex City! Thrill as Schaffer challenges the modern era WWE noob to make SummerSlam predictions based on superstars' ring entra

Episode 53 :: Nelson & Mark & Sam & Bill

Jul 27th, 2017 1h 57m

Absinthe aficionado and aspiring DJ, Nelson Lugo, reunites with Schaffer the Darklord to rant about recent controversies and speculate on a grim hypothetical scenario. Later, these angry a-holes are joined by comedy music duo Sam & Bill who per

Episode 52 :: Francine "The Lucid Dream" Returns to Twin Peaks

Jun 28th, 2017 1h 58m

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Episode 51 :: Back From the Future

Apr 27th, 2017 1h 10m

In December 2016, EPIC PIEcast celebrated the release of its 50th episode by going on hiatus, while the show's hosts embarked on an excellent adventure through time. Today, in April 2017, DOC EMMETT LUGO and MARTY McSCHAFFER have arrived at the

Episode 50 :: Worst of Times

Dec 29th, 2016 1h 18m

It’s EPIC PIEcast! Party with Nelson Lugo and Schaffer the Darklord as they dust off every corner of pop culture for discussion, debate, and deconstruction with all the snark and witty banter that they can muster.This month, Lugo and Schaffer l