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Well, you hear about Egypt was that

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was all based around beer. Go

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on. Their whole their whole society.

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It was a grain society. So you

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know, they made beer and everyone would work

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for

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beer. And

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they drank it and it was their money and you had

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to drink your money if you wanted get loaded?

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That's right. So the pharaoh basically

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had all the beer. That's really

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interesting. That that that's really a good

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insight that you have

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there. That's

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why when you see when you

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think when you think about where have we been

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as humans -- In those viral moments, if

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I don't know. -- always has a

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beer goggles on over his, like, Egyptian

0:34

headdress thing.

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Right? I don't remember any Faroe's

0:37

wearing goggles.

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Or, I mean, I'm in a beer helmet actually. Sorry.

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Oh, you don't need the beer goggles when you're drunk?

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No.

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But you don't put on beer goggles when you've

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been drinking. To correct your vision and that's

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no fun. Yeah. But beer beer helmet,

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that's great for watching those sports where the winning

0:54

team gets sacrificed to the gods or

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whatever. I

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always hate getting pulled over by the cops when

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I'm wearing my beer goggles.

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No. The cops actually say thank you for wearing

1:04

those. You've fixed your vision, you're free to go.

1:07

I know. I know. My

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move, when I get pulled over, drunk driving,

1:12

I just pull out my breathalyzer, like, I'll do

1:14

it before you can do it. I don't need

1:16

you.

1:17

Go home.

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Plus, how long have you been to Sherpa? What'd

1:20

you do

1:20

if I study where to Sherpa? Got

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I got a lot of trouble with the law

1:24

back in my day.

1:26

Oh, yeah.

1:27

Yeah. Yeah. You

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know, it's happened to all of us This is my

1:30

fresh start. You know, I can't get a job in

1:32

a normal office with my record, but

1:34

I can become the dancing

1:36

shirt, but there's no credentials you need for this.

1:38

Well,

1:39

you know, we've all been in little trouble from

1:41

time to time. I'm not gonna judge you,

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you know Well, III personally never

1:45

I've never been trouble to lie.

1:48

I have been in in accessory to murder

1:50

plenty of

1:50

times, but I was never --

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Oh, nice.

1:52

-- caught. I'm

1:53

guessing it was your father. Oh, yeah.

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And he's dead now. So what are they gonna do?

1:57

That's true, I guess. You know,

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the only thing I really did get in trouble for

2:02

was given alcohol to kids and rated our

2:04

movies. But, you know, I haven't really

2:06

you know, my lawyer actually gave me a really full

2:08

full proof strategy, so I rarely get in trouble

2:10

for

2:10

it. Does the I just accused the kid of lying,

2:12

the kid lied, another one, one of my

2:14

lawyer his my lawyers used this

2:16

before when I would give stuff to children

2:18

they shouldn't have. He said, you know, boys

2:20

will be boys. And some guys

2:23

will enable those boys, and that's

2:24

fine. That's fine. No. I know. We've

2:27

both been in trouble for this objects

2:29

that we have given

2:30

children, and we don't have to talk about it

2:32

anymore. And you know what about when I was talking about my

2:34

breathalyzer that I take out when the cops trying to

2:36

breathalyze me, Mine only goes up to

2:38

zero point zero

2:39

seven. That's it. That's the top. The cop doesn't

2:42

have That's really that's really smart.

2:44

So some times you can get them. You know? They'll be like,

2:46

okay. You can breathalyze yourself. And I'm like, oh, I'm

2:48

under the legal limit. And then

2:50

I I open the back door instead of the front

2:52

door because I'm so drunk. And just

2:54

sit there trying to drive in the back seat

2:57

till they go away. Oh,

3:00

the beans are done. Sometimes too I'm also

3:02

pretty responsible. Sometimes I'll just sleep on

3:04

the highway. If I realize that I'm too

3:06

drunk to drive home, I'll just stop my

3:09

car in the middle of the

3:09

lane, turn it off, and just sleep there till the morning.

3:12

Wait. I thought you said sleep literally on

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the

3:14

highway, like, you

3:15

were getting out of

3:16

your driveway. In my car, but my car just

3:18

parked in the lane, in the highway, in the left

3:20

lane.

3:21

That's very responsible of you.

3:23

It is. I wanna compliment you. That's

3:25

very Is that perhaps why you've

3:27

gotten in trouble legally?

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No. That was the responsible thing to do. Why would I get in

3:31

trouble for doing

3:31

that? It's it's better than driving drunk?

3:34

Oh, I see. I'm begin I'm just asking questions

3:36

to understand you're very interested.

3:37

My dad's gonna say there's nothing better than driving

3:39

trunk except, you know, eating

3:42

people's blood.

3:42

Yeah. He was probably drunk on blood.

3:44

Was it eating blood or drinking blood?

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There's different forms. Like, if it's a clot,

3:50

that's you just eat that clot. Yeah.

3:52

I'm guessing it's a lot like, you know, he's probably

3:54

got, like, some rennet in his stomach something

3:56

that coagulates the blood, so it's easier

3:58

to digest. I don't know what that is. It's

4:01

like a blood and, you know, I don't

4:03

know. It's like turns into blood cheese in his

4:05

stomach because of

4:05

the acid. Oh, these beans are

4:07

so good. I'm just asking questions. I've never heard

4:10

about a vampire before because what if I run

4:12

into a kid you have to make a request

4:14

foundation and he's a

4:15

vampire. And he asked for, like,

4:17

blood.

4:18

You know,

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I'm not gonna give him blood. I'd probably give him,

4:20

like, SPIT?

4:23

Like, some V eight. There's

4:25

some spit. Wouldn't spit do anything?

4:28

Or

4:28

a vampire? I

4:29

don't know. My my dad only drank blood,

4:31

ate blood. Yeah.

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It's

4:33

too hard to get plus. I bet vampires

4:35

could do something

4:36

with it.