Intro:Caetano Veloso - Alfomega// Getting into Justin Beiber's midget rap entourage, Planning the best celebrity party ever, British comic memories, Simon is 80, G is 19, Jason Derulo is at it again, one man has written ALL OF THE MUSIC, Lady Gaga and the Muppets together at last, possibly evil Google contact lenses, homosexuals aren't magic, Simon meets a man who has never heard of Scientology after going to the internet and our cinema chat goes off the rails a bit. // Outro: Space Jam Theme