Peter steps into Eternal Light to be greeted by soulmate Dorothy, who'd gone ahead forty two years prior. “Where’s Hef?” asks Pete. “Hef’s not dead. He lives on in ladyform to pwn the libs.” 

While Hoogdanovich is forged as one in Paradise above, roy and E.D. are left down below to make sense of the tragic true crime what birthed this blissful reunion. Two merry kings warily swear off Dairy Queen forever after traumatic examination of eighty star film Star 80.

Even further down below, Paul Snider grins like a Vancouver crocodile. “Finally someone gets my vibe. I like these boys!” he exclaims, prostrate over the ass rape bench as Do Ya Think I’m Sexy echoes through Outer Darkness.