In this inaugural episode, the eunuchs attempt to discern what type of audio content they will inject into earholes.

If you get to a part about a smug guy and a cricket, be sure to click on the following link: https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/11/9/1289330049395/Bush-cricket-and-its-test-006.jpg?width=620&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none

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