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All 37 Songs In This Year's Eurovision Song Contest

May 2nd, 2023 2h 8m

cw: discussion of homophobia & transphobia (47m - 1h:1m)And so, at long last, we reach that special point in the year when Mira takes over. They've listened to all of these songs multiple times before, and now it's their turn. With a top 37 in

Scatman's World

Apr 21st, 2023 1h 8m

And so we come to our last three songs of this year's line-up, which just so happen to be the last three songs to be revealed this year as well. What we're asking is: was it worth the wait? What we're also asking is: will Mira be able to guess

Battle of the Bands, Part Three: Dice Spice

Apr 18th, 2023 54m 57s

Ladies and gentlemen, we hope you're ready for the final part of the Battle of the Bands. It's been a long night, we know, and there's, I know, listen, no, I know, but there's beer on everyone's clothes, it's not just you. Yes, yes, no, I under

If You Know, You Know

Apr 14th, 2023 56m 41s

Oh, you'd better be careful, because the girlies have come out in full force. These women are trying to assert themselves as powerful individuals, but unfortunately they still have an obstacle to overcome. An ex? A ghost? A profession that unde

Gender Tapas

Apr 11th, 2023 1h 5m

Sit down and listen. Or, in the case of these three artists: sit down and sing! That's right. Who says you need to take a stand? You can take a seat just as well! And all three of these performers do exactly that: they sit down for a part of th

Wise Men Say

Apr 7th, 2023 1h 6m

You know what they say... don't you? Wait, what do they say? I suppose it all depends on context. You see, a raucous rave in the wild woods would warrant a different discussion than a sombre soliloquy through dusty dunes. On the other hand, su

What Was The Process?

Apr 4th, 2023 1h 10m

This episode is like a rollercoaster: hold on. Our opinions are like a black hole: everything is dark. This description is like paper: we cut right through, but we're stuck like glue to the concept of metaphors.In this episode, we listen to🇪🇪

Battle of the Bands, Part Two: Gendrebending

Mar 31st, 2023 58m 30s

Ladies and gentlemen, we hope you've enjoyed your intermission, but please take your seats -- oh, what's that? Standing room only? Right. Please be quick to order another beer and make your way back to the sticky floors of this youth centre, be

Pictures of Eggs Lost To Time

Mar 28th, 2023 1h 7m

You know what they say: age is just a number. An ever-increasing number, seemingly ticking up faster and faster as time marches on mercilessly. In a desperate plea to make our adult lives feel less terrifying, we went to the zoo. We reminisce a

To Be Fair to the Owl

Mar 24th, 2023 55m 34s

We're not normally fans of pitting women against each other... but then again, this is a competition, so they know what they got themselves into. In the end, only one of these Queens can be crowned a Woman King. Who shall emerge victorious?In t

Battle of the Bands, Part One: Citation Needed

Mar 21st, 2023 1h 4m

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our first ever Battle of the Bands. Grab your plastic cups full of beer from a tap that hasn't been cleaned in a while, and shove your way through the crowd to get right in front of the stage, cause we're presen

Teeth Forward

Mar 17th, 2023 1h

In this episode, we listen to three songs: one we like, one we loathe, and one that makes us lose our minds... but which is which?! You're going to want to watch the music videos along with us, as there's a lot to unpack. Before all that, thoug

Off To An Early Start

Mar 14th, 2023 52m 32s

Join Mira and Jeroen as they once again take a deep dive into this year's Eurovision entries.This Eurovision season began a long time ago, when these three countries went first and picked their song for the Eurovision Song Contest 2023 early. M

Finale: Standouts and Skips

May 10th, 2022 34m

We're back for a final check-in before this year's Eurovision shows!Rather than making a full Top 40-ranking, we go through our thoughts on this year's Eurovision Songs, shining a spotlight on some of Mira's favourite tunes as well as the ones

Hot Mango

May 8th, 2022 1h 6m

There we are - our final batch of songs from this year's Eurovision Song Contest!With "Oh, Haven't Heard From You In a While!" as our theme, we talk about the Netherlands' "De Diepte", Lithuania's "Sentimentai" and France's "Fulenn". Finally, w

Not a Lady, Nor on Fire

May 5th, 2022 48m 1s

One of the only good things about cars is that they have license plates. We play a little guessing game that gets, uhhh, way too raunchy. Don't take large sips of water while listening to this one!With "Three Letters" as our theme, we talk abou

My Interpretation

May 2nd, 2022 51m 47s

Find out what our voices sound like after going to three concerts within the span of a single week!With "Kids, Could You Lighten Up a Little?" as our theme, we talk about Poland's "River", Montenegro's "Breathe" and Greece's "Die Together". To

Never Turn Your Back on Mother Earth

Apr 25th, 2022 1h 11m

Mira loudly professes her love for Sparks and Jeroen agrees in turn. We proceed to segue into a conversation about ways to lessen our individual ecological impact - with some funny and witty lyrics to help us on that journey!With "Eco Footprint

Tumblr Brain

Apr 18th, 2022 1h 34m

We just finished watching "Our Flag Means Death", which means Mira has regressed into her 15-year old self. She is desperate to find a song full of angst that would be appropriate to use as an AMV for her new favourite ship (Queen Anne's Reveng

Smash Revoked

Apr 11th, 2022 46m 46s

It's a chaotic episode today, as Jeroen has a drink called 'El Diablo' and Mira has an allergic reaction to avocado. We talk about theatre etiquette, ethics in game journalism and Mira's incredible track record of her favourite songs not making

Mandark

Apr 7th, 2022 1h 2m

Mira causes Jeroen to ruin the audio with raucous laughter. Jeroen struggles to remember if he even has an opinion on the film "Moulin Rouge", and honestly, we run out of things to say.With "We Are Who We Are and Who We Are is Who We Wanna Be"

Coming Out as Anti-Hat

Apr 1st, 2022 1h 7m

We talk about the appropriate times to wear a hat and have a nice time.With "There's A Guitar, And They Play It Too" as our theme, we talk about Germany's "Rockstars", Iceland's "Med haekkandi sol", Estonia's "Hope", Croatia's "Guilty Pleasure"

Please Eat Closer To The Microphone

Mar 28th, 2022 1h 4m

Once again, we defend bimbo rights and talk at length about the 2004 television show Lost.With "A Healthy Head of Hair" as our theme, we discuss Spain's "SloMo", Serbia's "In corpore sano", and the United Kingdom's "Space Man". Finally, we roll

A Naughty Little Accidental Dick Slip

Mar 24th, 2022 1h 4m

On another exciting episode of the podcast, we take off our shirts, put feathers in our hair, and talk about our favorite AMVs, before getting a bit too serious for our own sakes. With "Men Sing About Women" as our theme, we talk about San Mari